In October of 1999, 7 old people and 2 young children disappeared into the Maryland woods... A year later, their footage was found, and so were the brutally raped and beaten bodies of the 2 young children and 7 old people. They had been raped over and over for a full year before peter max killed them by drowning them in a pool of his own seamen. Ewwwwwwww!!!! Their assholes were bloody and torn open, dripping with his seamen.
Critics are calling it the best movie in years. Better than Ezra. Better than Crimson Tide. Better than Home Alone.
Remember...in the woods, no one can hear you get raped.