ETW Stables- Past and Present

The Corporation

The Corporation are the richest bastards in all the land. They brought EtW to superstardum. Tim Tennay owns the show and Tom Ross is the fucking comissioner. These two put together give you a little piece absolute power that the world wants. And damn these two look pretty in pink.

The Triple Threat

The Triple Threat is about TRADITION. There really isn't anything else to say about them. They personify greatness just as Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko, Chris Benoit, Chris Candido, Bam Bam Bigalow, and the bulldozer Brain Lee all once did. This new triple threat is greater than any previous one. The members include da Toolman, da Man they call Bitter, and da Animal. It truely is about tradition.

The New Shitts On the Block

The New Shitts on the Block, are the dirtyest people in EtW. The really smell like shit. These filthy sons of bitches live in Holywood in Doodle's apartment. There they make kinky love under the stars and dream of one day making sweet 3 way sexual intercourse with the head of the regents board in Albany, New York.

PiE

PiE!!!!!........The former strongest stable in ETW. At WrestleFiesta, after the animal gave away the tag team belts, doodle got upset. Then the animal didn't help after RT broke doodle's neck! Then in the main event, doodle came down and magnadoodled the animal to help the toolman win the world title! At Pure Insanity these two carnivors got it on and EtW will never be the same until these two overcome their troubles.

Harlem Warriors

The lower east side is where these bitch ass niggas come from. Phat and Mowe lead the show. Little Jordan is the brain behind the train and Tyresse is his essential link to get from the Earth to the MooN. This is the newest stable in EtW and you best be sure not to mess with these Ruff Ryders.

nWo

The NWO stands for Nemos World Order. Formly Led by Nemos, he Mark Madness and Dr.Dre. They have brought a new belt to ETW, the NWO Belt. Dr.Dre currently holds that title. At Pure Insanity the NwO broke up leaving Nemos with both tag belts and he later gave one to Doodle. The NwO may not be together any more but they will forever be remembered as the team that once fought with their music playing.

The Avengers

Both Happy and Sad come from across the rainbow. They take orders from a higher God than even Wanda. They were sent here to protect the World from all evils. They were backtracted when PiE sent them to the hospital with severed tailbones not too long ago. We are still awaiting a return of these greats.

The Houston Rockets

The Houston Rockets are two drug- dealing, basketball playing, Wrestling Superstars. Maska Killa and The Irish Slaughterer Peter Max are not doing so good. No one can find Maska and Peter is a little under the weather after that supreme loss to the Toolman, but when they get back on tract they will be a force to be wreckin with.