WHAT'S PUNK?
7/19/99
Recently, Kristen and I had a run in at Summer school
P.E. with the biggest jerk in the world, seemingly. His name was Preston, he was about
5'8, had reddish hair. When he met him, he was wearing a maroon Limp Bizkit shirt
(figures).
See, during break/lunch of the seven hours a day school, we would walk
around the lunchroom, talk to people, walk around the lobby, and such. One day we were
hanging out in the lobby after we had finished eating, talking to a few people.
Preston approached me. He complimented me on my hair (neon pink and
spiked) and asked me what kind of music I liked, he was semi-hitting on me. Now, if he
really knew about punk music, he wouldn't have asked me what kind of music I listened to,
especially judging by my appearance!
I answered with "What kind do you think?" "I dunno, do
you like Limp Bizkit?" he said, pointing to his shirt. "I like punk music!"
He replied by saying, "Oh, I should have known. Like Green
Day?" Then I replied by saying "Green Day isn't punk."
"True, True. NoFX?"
"NOFX isnt punk either!!"
He got really mad at me. Kristen and I then had a humongous argument with him about
whether NOFX was punk or not. Then he came out of nowhere calling me a "poser"
because I didn't liek NOFX and didn't know what punk was. I then lunged at him, with cruel
intentions, but I was blocked. : (
Kristen and I chased him around North High for a very very long time.
Later that day, I saw him at Warped tour. I warned him.
The next day, I made a shirt that said "I HATE NOFX! NOFX ISN'T
PUNK!" Of course, he hid from me all day.
I was getting annoyed, until the following day Kristen and I saw him at
lunch. We gave him a big lecture on punk, when out of nowhere he blurts out "The Sex
Pistols weren't punk."
Why did he say that? I have no clue. He told me "The lead singer
killed himself." Which made us laugh hard. Then we corrected him and he walked away
to stand by his friend, who was wearing a NIKE shirt.
"Preston, why do u think you know so much about punk?"
"All my friends are punks." Which totally contradicted what he did by standing
by his friend with NIKE. His friend said "I ain't no f*cking punk!"
He then said, seriously, "Where do you live? A trailer park? All
punks live in trailers."
We then walked away, victoriously and laughing hysterically.
