FRIENDS QUOTES.
Funny and ENLIGHTNING things my homies have said.
"So,
what do we do now?" -Kristen, after I accidentally pulled the fire alarm.
"Abuela! Abuela! Oh Abuela!" - Kristen
"Im a bad *ss." -Kristen
"Tribal!"- Kristen, and pauly shore and the baldwin from BIODOME(lee
sometimes says it too... but Kristen is silly when she does it.)
".... is tasty." Often said by Kristen, in describing the looks of
something
"Do you want some of my ice cream?"
"Have you ever seen the movie masuesse three?"
"An aztec raped my stepdad."
"Because we are on crack, and when you are on crack, you don't need
music" in response to my "why arent we listening to any music? question
"Oh my god Lacy Slash was arrested" - on my answering machine
"DELICIOUS!"
-Kristen
"I wish she'd shut up." -Krystal, commenting on how someone just keeps talking and talking and talking... and after Mrs. Fritz said Krystal was such a good friend.
Sallie's
"Lace, why are there biscuits on the floor?...No, seriously, why are there
biscuits on the floor?" - after finding my lost Thanksgiving meal in the extra
bedroom
"Phyllis Davis!" - Sallie, making up a ficticious name. Phyllis Davis is
the answer to every jeopardy question you DONT know.
"I bet they grow meth." -Mike's friend stuart, in describing what a white supremesist probably does.
"Im going to wear my
birthday suit."
-Jennen, on commenting what she would
wear on her birthday. She didn't realize what she was saying.
"I smell what your
cookin"
"Did you know it takes five pounds of pressure to rip off a human ear?"
"My mom and grandma often argue that Chinese men can breastfeed babies."
- all by by Aaron Scott
"I love you dearly, but not queerly." Jillie
"Penguins are good,
penguins live on ice, penguins taste good if you add a little spice."
-Alex Meyer, and Krystal
"After it is midnight and
I wake up, it is time for my cheesecake."
-Krystal
"The sun doesn't shine on
Wentzville High School." Tim Meyer, commenting on how there was still snow in the
parking lot at WHS, a month after snow has fallen.
"Those two old socks could feed a family of twelve in Kosovo!"-Tim was
commenting on how his brother, Alex's socks were old and how everyone was telling Alex to
get new socks.
"Charlton Heston is stupid." - Marky Sparky
"I am jesus." -Zac
"So we got this knife,
what do we do know?" Krista, after we purchased a knife at the dollar store at the
mall. 7 inches baby!
"As I stood back up after being knocked down by the gusty wind, I started to
humm a Bohemian tune my crack addict grandmother once taught me. I looked up and
down the street to see a man in a suit walking out of a t.v. repair shop. The odd
thing was he didn't have a television with him, but slung over his shoulder was a headless
cabbage patch doll." -Krista
"We didn't think he was gonna make it... but he did! He huffed and puffed, but he did it buddy." -Krista, using the voice of Lars (the doll) or Teenie (the doll) commenting on David's (the doll) head peircing.
