OK, Boots you say? Why would anyone in their tight mind ever rant on frickin' Boots?!?!? DONT ASK ME!!! and nooo i'm not a hypocrite..Domino(oo oo oo*echos*) gave me the topic..SOOOO I'm doing BOOTS! yay! Well err...should that be a yay? I dunno..Boots is liek off in Space newsie...HE lives under the sea with sabastion that ghetto little Crab thing..y know? OKay well..dont ask about that. Here Boots...the name buggs me..sounds liek a cat...Here Boots! Boots! kitty nip time! okay well Boots is ghetto...he like cant read or something..I still havent fully grasped the thought of being an newsie and liek not being able to read..oh well i'm stupid. "Boots cant read..?" you say..*taken back* okay ya know in Tibby's when Jack liek snapps at Mush (pooor mush! EVVVVVIL JACK!) and Spot (HAHA KILL HIM KILL HIIIIIM!) and boots is liek "Them woids theys all about us?" umm..if you can read that was most retard question!! ARGH! even if he cant the piscture is right there...what else...hes on druggs when he pumping water.. haha he is all like in another world and his face lol bwaaaaaaa! I think boots should go work in a cannery...yes..he doesnt deserve to be a newsie...hell i dont..neither does dave..buit hes not one..or Spot or Swifty...well thats off the subject! He looks liek a gremlin in the courthouse no no no..COUNT CHACULA! i lvoe that dude! ahh! Do you notice this rant is going no where? Why am i writing this? I dont know....ummm...hey if you make boots into to wrods its BOO TS(liek tsssssssss like a sizle ne hehe) okay that was random...yet all of this is random...how long is this? Boots is boring..i want to kick him..haha that would be funny...well not if someone attacked me..or if i was boots...then it would be mean...mean is bad..well to me..muahaha...BADCK TO BOOTS! ummm...yeah..soo...I like his hat. It looks liek Pie Eaters...in a past life he was Pie Eater's uncle and stool the hat...poor Pie eater...i think i shall steal one too..that would be cool...muaha aha ahhh.. Boots need to learn how to sell well distribute papers.."oh lets throw thgem off a building into a deserted alley! ah ha!" sounds liek a Sarah..eer! IT WAS A WATSE OF PAPERS!and mush spent soo much time loading thhem into teh cart with Kid! DAMN YOU BOOTS! umm i'm stoping this..cuz well i have nothing to say about Boots because well boots is a boring subject..AND TO ANY BOOTS PPL: IF I GET ANY HATE MAIL I WILL BE ONE MAD CHICK! NO FEEDBACK! AARGH! THIS IS A RANT! I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT! IT IS MINE MINE MINE! thank you and i love you *loves all who bother to read her weirdness that comes out of no where*
