ZERO: No Jimmy. Lazer and TME lucked out!

VOICE: What are we going to do now?! You've stuffed up all our plans! You underestimated Lazer, and now look!

ZERO: Oh shuddup, moron! I've got these pricks just where I want them. I have got links... 'Corporate' links... Hehehe...

VOICE: Oh? What's the plan, Zero?!

ZERO: Oh, you will see, but let me remind you this; I was told by 'him' to get the World Heavyweight Gold, and I WILL get it. Unfortunatly, nobody has faith in Zero as much anymore, which is why I pulled a few strings.

VOICE: What kind of... Strings?

ZERO: Oh Jimmy, you'll see soon enough! But let me tell you this; I can GUARANTEE that the World Heavyweight Championship will be OURS at the Pay Per View... I guarantee it!

VOICE: Zero, this is your last chance to get the World Heavyweight Championship. If you fail, who knows what the boss will do to you.

ZERO: Don't worry, I have it all sussed out! Who is my next opponent?

VOICE: Immortal.

ZERO: Who?!

VOICE: Immortal. Some rookie.

ZERO: What the fuck?! Is this some kind of joke?! This rookie doesn't stand a chance! What are you all trying to do? BORE me? Come on, I have better things to do... Like winning back my title!

VOICE: Rules are rules. Listen, just beat him quickly. It's just some time-wasters until the Pay Per View. Let me tell you, there will be more jobbers coming your way. Just think about the final outcome... Hehehe...

ZERO: Immortal... Hmmm... A walk in the park! Yeah... Well, You'll be hearing from me alot...

VOICE: Oh, I will be. Be seeing you Mr. Zero!

[The reciever on the other end hangs up and long beeps are heard. Zero hangs up the phone, and with energy surging through his brown eyes, he says in a cold voice:]

ZERO: Yes... I will be seeing you shortly, Jimmy-boy!

[With those last words, the Zero stares into the camera with a smirk forming the lower part of his face.]

[Fade to Black.]
BAD RP:
Ladies and gentlemen I want you to want me! Ladies and gentlemen as you know I have a fight against L.L.L. Now this jobber who wants to step in the ring with Chris Brick, your rolemodel, and this jobber thinks he's actually gonna win. Well let me tell you something L.L.L. Chris Brick and all of his Brick-o-holics will never, eeeeever back down to you because whey are better than you. Thank You! Chris Brick
GOOD RP:
****A stretch limo pulls up to the LIWF arena. The door opens and out steps Phoenix. He has with him his trusty steel chair. He sees the camera man in the entracne way, approaches him, and speaks.****

Ah yes. Tonight is the night that I win the Asian title. Yes I will be the best representative for that belt and any other belt. I've been training for this event for the past two weeks and I'll be damned if I'm not ready. And my first opponent tonight will be Lucifer. Well I'm not gonna look past you but I don't see you stopping me from winning that Asian title. Of course there will be some tough opposition. Johnny Houston, you seem confident and you think you'll take me out in the second round. Well you see Johnny, you made a mistake. While you were out running around in Asia wasting your time, I was busy training and studying each and every wrestler. I don't think you've got what it takes to beat Phoenix. It'll be a quick Phoenix bomb and you'll be out. Now as for the other competitors like Conlee, BSJ, ICS, The Ghost, Shinobi Shaw and everyone else that gives a damn about the belt, they too will all walk in overconfident and will walk out disppointed. I'll give you all a fair warning, don't take me lightly. Im a top star here. Johnny Houston, you tell me to wait in line for a shot at Shock. Look at the rankings my friend, I'm ranked higher than everyone in this tournement. I'm not at the end of the line, I'm quickly nearing the front. So Houston, I suggest you shut the hell up and concentrate on what you do best, jobbing to stars like me. As for this group the AShockalypse, you call me a bump in the road, well dammit if I am, I'm gonna be the bump that causes your end here in the LIWF. I've got now worries about you or your idiot leader Shock. I've got my steel chair here and if you get in my way tonight, I'm gonna add another dent to the collection cause you'll be feeling some heavy steel across your rock heads. Shock, hold on to that belt as long as you can cause soon it's coming to me. And one last thing: Shih Ho Kwai, I see you've arrived. We never did have that match we should have had. Don't worry, it'll happen here in the LIWF. But for now, watch a real star win the Asian title tonight. I see nothing but great things for Phoenix. Now if you don't mind, I've got a belt to win, so get that camera out of my face.

****Phoenix knocks the camera man down. He walks into the arena with a look of confidence on his face. The shot fades to black.****

Phoenix: Your Next Asian Champ

BAD RP:
(Indestructible is kicking back in a bar taking shots of Vodka by the dozen.He's laughing about those two son of a bitches Joshua and Cheif Sitting Bull in his last rp.The new york times rated #2'nd most hardcore in LIWF.Well Indestructible is still washing them down.He keeps saying yeah and cheif fucked Joshua.Then Joshua was with Rudey ha ha and he had Rudey's cock and sucked it.Ha ha ha I can't contain myself.The bartender is staring at him a he's loon.Still Indestructible keeps tqalking about them being transexuals and shit like that.Finnaly after awhilee he get's himself under control.when he finnaly doe's he clonks out.The camera sits there for awhile and finnaly they go to a commercial courtesy of Indestructible.It shows him kicking Joshua's ass.Then joshua offers him a handjob like he ahs to everyone else.Indestructible calls out cheif, and the two get some erotic love making in the ring.The camera doesn't have to censor it though cause both of their dicks are so samll you can't ssee them.Finnaly after awhile the refs say break it you two I want in.The ref climbs in for the threesome.All the while INdestructible is sitting their laughing his ass off.Indestructible than goe's and walks out of the ring.He keeps on laughing on his way to the back stage area.The scene fades in and Indestructible is now awake.He rips out a celebrity nude magazine and show's it to the camera.It has Joshua and the Cheif fucking each other on the spot.He starts laughing again and say's Joshua is a fucking joke.So is the fucked up Cheif ha ha ha.Both of their ass's have expanded from having cock in them so much.Ha ha ha Those bastards don't know who the fuck their dealing with.Indestructible is laughing again when the bartender says's it closing time.Indestructible knocks him out and keeps giving himself shots of Vodka.)

Indestructible:Oh I guess I've given people enough to laugh over tonight so I guess I better get serious now huh?Well ok you to homo's listen up.This Tuesday your ass is going down.And one of your cocks is going up.You two pick which one get's the prick up his house.One of will be the fucker and the other will be the fuckee.Tell you what I'll bring a nice kingsize bed with me for you two to get down on.Now Joshua your just an o.k. wrestler nothing special really.You don't have the balls to be a real man like me.Now Cheif your just a fucking joke.NObody give's a shit about you your ass might as well be superglued to Joshua's dick.Cause both of ya'll are connected all the time.Now back to cheif if you think you can keep that belt any longer your wrong.Hell I could challenge you right now, but I want to go to that acclamied spot #1.Then I'll come up their and kick your ass.How you ever got to be a champ is confusing to me.I don't know how I don't know why.It's just so fucked up to have you running around with that damn belt.Now both of you might think I'm over confident and shit like that.Well hell I'm not overconfident I'm just here to kick somebody's ass.And there's a lot of butts about it.So both of ya'll two go fuck each other before that night cause it's a whole new playing feild now!!!!!!

Joshua has only fucked one person before and that's his mom.Not butt-fucked like he's acustom to but fucked.

Cheif fucked up Bull has a worn away spot on his ass from all the pumping Joshua has done.