January 2000 Pay Per View
[Fireworks go off as A New Beginning® gets started. The Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio has been sold out for months, waiting for the first ICWF Pay Per View of the Millennium…. The fans are shown waving their signs and cheering loudly as the camera moves from all angles. Paco, Miller and Smith appear in front of the camera…]
Miller: Welcome everyone to A New Beginning!!! I'm Genuine Miller along side Paco "The Drinking Time Bomb" and of course, Mr. Smith!
Paco: Damn right! Man our first PPV and I can wait to get it started, and also I can't wait to get started with this case of Tequila I bought specially for this occasion!!
Smith: You'll never change Paco, never change!
Paco: Damn right, never, now if you excuse, (pops open a bottle) it's partAY time!!!
Miller: Well while you partay me and Mr. Smith we will talk about tonight's festivities, Mr. Smith, tonight, we have a small tournament to crown a brand new North American Champion!!
Smith: That is correct, and Owner Dougg hand picked the 4 participants for this one, and I believe all 4 of them will give us a hell of a match, any one of them will make a great champion!
Miller: Mr. Dougg hopes all do but one, The Lost Soul! Mr. Dougg pinned him against 3 wrestlers who hate his guts! So if he survives the first match, he can rest assure that he will get no rest on the second one because whoever it is, he will not be looking to defeat TLS, but take him out as well!
Smith: That's right, and if the North American Tittle wasn't enough, Mr. Dougg has said that he will give $500,000 in cash to the man who takes out TLS!!
Miller: Unbelievable, well tonight we also crown another brand new champion, this time is the Television Title at stake.
Smith: Yeah and you have a great veteran going up against a great rookie, Ruff Rider meets Satchell Johnson in a ladder match!!
Paco: And that sorry piece of crap Ruff Ryder demanded that kind of match, so I hope he gets his ass kicked, ha, ha!
Miller: Well we all have different views, and yours are always different. Anyway onto the tag team match where Total Annihilation will face Cory Theriot and Texas Outlaw.
Smith: and there are two big question marks on each side of the coin, on one side, Total Annihilation is NOT total, because Kidd Foxx has been out of the picture for a long time, on the other side, Texas Outlaw has a partner who hasn't been on the right track in weeks.
Miller: Both Kidd Foxx and Cory Theriot having personal problems it would seem but they are both here tonight, and they will be in the match, so it will be interesting to see what happens.
Smith: What about the 3 way match for the Hardcore Title? Now that's the match I am looking forward to, a hell in a cell set on fire with explosives surrounding the ring! Man I can't wait!
Paco: For the first time in my career I have to agree with you chump change, Kylo vs. Texas Outlaw vs. Venom Velocity is a match I cannot wait for, I love hardcore, and this one has that written all over it!!
Miller: Then we move onto our Main Event, and what a Main Event, this is a first, A buried Alive Match for the World Heavyweight Title! A first in the sense that, no one has ever defended the World Title in this type of match.
Smith: The Accelerator is not afraid of stepping into Enigma's world, and he is looking to end another winning streak.
Miller: Will he do it? There is only one way to find out, let the show begin!
Paco: Alright, about damn time, let me get some more tequila!
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Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it's time for the opening bout and it's a ladder match to crown a brand new Television Champion!!!
[Fans cheer loudly but the cheers die quickly as "Thriller" By Michael Jackson plays and Satchell Johnson makes his way down the ramp.]
Joey Styles: introducing first from Hollywood, California…. Satchell "The Showstopper" Johnson!!!!
[He gets inside the ring as the fans still do not cheer, then Ruff Ryder's Anthem begins to play and the crowd goes wild as Ruff Ryder comes out carrying a ladder.]
Joey Styles: And his opponent from Newark, New Jersey, a former 2 time Television Champion…. Ruff Ryder!!!
[bell rings as Ruff Ryder places the ladder down and gets inside the ring.]
Miller: Well folks, we are ready to get under way in this TV Title match, and I'm pumped up! How bout you guys?
Smith: Me too Miller, it should be a great contest ...
Paco: Yeah, I'm excited too, which is odd, cause I have only had two drinks so far!
Smith: Nevertheless this match is underway as Satchell charges at Ruff and knocks him to the mat with a big lariat!
Miller: Big time move by Satchell and he's in control early! He is stomping away on Ruff Ryder now!!
Smith: Yes, and Ruff Ryder rolls to the safety of outside the ring, a smart move.
Miller: But Satchell planchas over the top rope and catches Ruff Ryder! Tremendous high flying move there! Satchell Johnson has really taken the wind out of Ruff Ryder's sails early and he is in good control of the match!
Paco: And he's going for the ladder now! I hope this gets ugly soon!
Miller: Yes, things surely don't look good for Ruff Ryder. Satchell has the ladder in hands and he is looking to nail him in the back of the head with it... No wait, Ruff Ryder delivers a dropkick sending Johnson to the floor and the ladder lands on top of him!
Smith: A big turn of events here, Ruff Ryder is on the ring apron now and he is saying he is going to elbow drop onto the ladder that is onto of Satchell... Here he goes ... He NAILS IT!! What impact!
Paco: I don't know if that was the smartest move, I mean, sure Satchell gets hurt, but Ruff Ryder does land on a ladder, which can't feel too good!
Miller: Good observation Paco, I think you need to get more alcohol into you, you aren't quite yourself.... His observation is correct though, both men seem to have been effected by the power of that last move as they are both lying motionless on the concrete floor ...
Paco: Damn, it's been 5 minutes already, guess it's time for some more Tequila .. *GLUG GLUG*
Miller: While Paco is drinking himself stupid Ruff Ryder is starting to move ... he is on his feet now and he picks the ladder up off of Satchell Johnson. He is setting it up outside the ring, I don't really see the logic of this ..
Smith: Well, Ruff Ryder is not one of the most intelligent members of the ICWF ...
Miller: Well, the ladder is set up now and he is going to the top of it. It is possible he is going to try a high flying move onto Satchell Johnson who is slowly getting to his feet now ..
Paco: It sure looks like he is trying that, what a dumbass, Satchell is almost on his feet and Ruff is not even at the top yet!
Miller: It does appear as if it was a poor judgement call ... Satchell Johnson is up now and he pushes the ladder over.. Ruff Ryder falls straight down, and crashes into the center of the ring!!!! That was a devastating blow, and I think Ruff Ryder is in trouble...
Smith: That is safe to say .. Satchell has pushed the ladder completely into the ring now, and he is walking up the steel steps and going into the ring also, to meet Ruff in the center ...
Miller: Ruff Ryder is still down though and Satchell has him hooked for a vertical suplex... he drops it right onto the ladder!!!!
Smith: If Ruff Ryder wasn't in serious pain before he surely is now! Satchell has him up again ... He whips him to the ropes, and hits him with a flying cross body block.. The pin!
Paco: Dumbass, it is a ladder match, there are no pins, to win they have to get the TV title which is hanging high above... high, high above... gawd, I'm dizzy ...
Miller: Well, even though there are no pins it was still an effective move by Satchell Johnson, and Ruff Ryder is in TROUBLE! Satchell Johnson is setting the ladder in the corner now, what do you think he is going to try for?
Smith: I believe he is probably going to attempt to slingshot Ruff Ryder into the ladder!
Miller: I believe you are correct Smith... the ladder is in place and Satchell has Ruff Ryder up, whip to the ropes.. REVERSED by Ruff Ryder and Satchell goes hard into the ladder back first!
Paco: How much do they sell tequila for in this arena?
Miller: I don't believe they sell tequila here Paco, and I would appreciate if you could stay professional about this and call the match... It is an important one ..
Paco: The TV Title important? Hardly *hiccup*
Miller: It appears like Ruff Ryder is going to be the first to go for the belt... He is setting up the ladder in the center, as Satchell is slowly getting to his feet in the corner... Ruff Ryder is on the third rung, Satchell is catching his breath on his knees ... Ruff Ryder is at the fifth rung, Satchell is nearly on his feet... Ruff Ryder is halfway up, Satchell Johnson is going to the top rope!?!?!??? What is this all about, Satchell is at the top rope, he leaps, and CONNECTS with a missile dropkick that sends the ladder to the ground and flings Ruff Ryder all the way to the outside of the ring!! What an INSANE move by Satchell Johnson, the young high flyer!
Paco: That was a good move, Ruff Ryder almost landed in our laps...And he looks hurt ..
Miller: Satchell is not done his assault however, he has once again set up the ladder and know he is on top. It appears as if he is going to jump from the top of the ladder down onto Ruff Ryder...
Smith: The crowd is urging him to jump, but he seems to be having doubts ...
Paco: He should jump, Ruff Ryder is stumbling around like he is a drunken fool out here...
Miller: OH MY GOD! What elevation by Satchell Johnson as he leaps straight off the ladder and down onto Ruff Ryder with a flying clothesline!! That is at least 20 feet down, and what elevation by Satchell Johnson!
Smith: Yes, I agree, a match breaking move there... Satchell wants to end it here though, he is setting the ladder up once again in the center of the ring ... This could be all ...
Miller: Yes, he has got the ladder set up and still no movement from Ruff Ryder who is lying pretty dazed right out in front of us. Satchell Johnson starts his ascent, this could be all folks, he is half way up and Ruff Ryder is only starting to shake the cobwebs now ....
Smith: Satchell Johnson is 3/4's of the way up, but Ruff is getting up... Ruff Ryder has a chair in his hands, what is he going to do with that?
Miller: Wait, he just threw the chair at Satchell!!!! It knocked him off balance.. He is trying to stay on the ladder .. If he does he's going to get the belt ... NO! The ladder tips over and Satchell goes crashing to the mat! What an interesting move by Ruff Ryder, he wasn't close enough to push Satchell Johnson off the ladder so he found a chair and threw it at the ladder, the impact was enough to topple the ladder, and the match is saved for Ruff Ryder...
Paco: They say you can't teach an old dog a new trick, but I think Ruff Ryder just proved everyone wrong there, a great move...
Miller: Ruff Ryder rolls back into the ring now.. He is calling for his finisher The Breakdown! He senses that Satchell is hurt and I think he wants to try and go for the kill ... Setting him up for it... REVERSED and Johnson sends Ruff Ryder onto the ladder once again!
Smith: I hope Ruff Ryder has a good chiropractor, cause his back is going to be hurting after this fight is over!
Miller: Satchell to his feet now, and the crowd is rallying behind him, this has been a great opening match here folks and it looks like its only gonna get better as Satchell moves Ruff Ryder off the ladder and sets it up right over top of him!
Smith: I think this one is over Miller, Satchell is ascending the ladder and Ruff Ryder has still not moved an inch, he is in definite pain!
Miller: I think you may be right, only a miracle could save Ruff Ryder now ...
Smith: Ruff Ryder is stirring, he is moving. .. He rolls to one side and bumps the ladder, it is shaking!
Miller: That was just the miracle Ruff Ryder needed! He bumped the ladder which made Satchell Johnson lose his footing and he landed straight on his family jewels right on one of the top rungs of the ladder!
Paco: Oh my god! No kids for him! Even though he is too damn ugly to get any kids anyway ...
Miller: Well, the ladder is still up, and Satchell has a rung between his legs and he is still suspended in the air, in agonizing pain. Ruff Ryder knows that he has just bought himself some time. He rolls to the outside, and he brings a chair into the ring ...
Smith: What is he planning to do with that?
Miller: I think we are about to find out .. He is ascending the ladder, with the chair in hand ... He is climbing up the same side that Satchell is on, how does he plan to get to the top that way?
Smith: I think he has other things in mind, then getting to the top...
Miller: I think you may be right, he has almost reached Satchell who is still sitting on the rung in a great deal of pain ... He is up there now, I think he's going to try and knock Satchell straight out with that chair! He lifts it high above his head, Satchell revives and punches Ruff Ryder in the gut! Ruff Ryder drops the chair and it goes falling to the mat and now there is a fist fight at the top of the ladder!
Smith: Great reverse by Satchell Johnson, but he has got to get his leg out of the ladder if he wants to be able to ascend any further ...
Miller: That is what he just did, and he kicks Ruff Ryder in the gut with his free leg as the crowd is going wild .. Ruff Ryder keels over in pain and Satchell grabs the back of his head, SHOWSTOPPA!! Satchell delivers the Showstoppa!! SHOWSTOPPA OFF THE LADDER ONTO THE FALLEN STEEL CHAIR!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!
Paco: Did I miss something? I was trying to find some liquor under this table ...
Miller: A terrific move by Satchell Johnson, I thought he was done, but he planted Ruff Ryder right on his face from a good 8 feet up, and Ruff Ryder is lying unconscious, his face a mess of blood...
Smith: It took a lot out of Satchell too, he is taking his time getting to his feet .. But he has a huge advantage here I would think ...
Miller: Yes he does, as he begins his ascent up the ladder, he is halfway up, three quarters up, he is at the top and he gazes down at Ruff Ryder who is still out cold on the mat, there is nothing he can do this time, Satchell Johnson is the TV CHAMPION!
Smith: Satchell has the belt, and he is so tired that he just lets himself fall to the mat, with the TV title firmly in his grasp. That was not a match folks, that was a WAR!
[bell rings as the crowd cheers even though they booed him before..]
Joey Styles: Here is your winner… and NEW ICWF Television Champion….. SATCHELL "THE SHOWSTOPPER" JOHNSON!!!
Miller: What a great match and that was only the beginning!!
Smith: Yes indeed, folks up next is the first of two matches in the North American Title Tourney, Derek Mobley takes on Mike Hall, should be great let's go to Joey…..
Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen our next bout is scheduled for one fall and it's the first match in the tournament for the North American Title!!!
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[Fans cheer but then cheers turn to boos as California Love by Tu Pac begins to play.]
Joey Styles: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Jenna Jameson from Brampton, Ontario-Canada, representing the HOP2K…. "Showtime" Mike Hall!!!!
Paco: Oh Jenna! How do I love thee? Let me count the… ouch!!
Miller: Don't you remember what happened last time you talked about Jenna? Showtime almost took your head off!
Paco: So? I don't see why he gets all protective, she's a PORN star for crying out loud!! Everyone has seen her naked!!
[He gets inside the ring as Jenna watches from the outside, "Thriller" by Michael Jackson plays for a second time and the crowd boos….]
Joey Styles: and his opponent from Providence, Rhode Island…. Derek "The Thriller" Mobley!!!!!
[Bell rings.]
Paco: They're off to an early start!
Smith: Derek with right hands to Mike Hall!
Miller: Derek whips Mike to the ropes and Mike bounces back. Derek with a back body drop! Mike hits the mat, but quickly gets back up! Derek gets Mike with a hip toss and holds his arm for an arm bar!
Paco: Derek is a pansy. I hope SMH kicks his ass!
Smith: Derek is putting pressure on that arm!
Miller: Derek holds on tight, but Mike Hall is slowly getting up. Mike breaks the lock hits Derek with a knife edge chop! Mike Hall goes off the ropes and returns with a flying forearm shot! Derek is knocked to the ground. SMH with a pick up and a body slam. SMH is going up top now.
Paco: What's he doing? Derek is going to get up!
Smith: SMH has done some nice high flying maneuvers in the past…
Miller: Derek is getting up and Mike sees him. Mike Hall then comes off the top and connects with a spinning Hurricanrana!
Paco: Wow!
Smith: That was pulled off perfectly!
Miller: Derek is down and Mike goes for the pin!
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Kick out!
Smith: Close one there, but I think Derek Mobley has a lot more left in him!
Paco: You're probably right, but he's such a sissy!
Miller: "Showtime" helps Derek to his feet and begins punching him in the gut. Mike whips Derek off the ropes, but Derek reverses it! Mike Hall comes back and Derek delivers a huge clothesline!
Paco: That nearly took Mike's head off!
Smith: Mike is holding his neck as he gets up.
Miller: Derek with some forearm shots and he grabs Mike Hall's head. Derek takes him to the corner and smacks his head off of the turnbuckle! He does it again and again! He puts Mike in the corner now and steps back into the middle of the ring.
Paco: He's stupid! Move "Showtime"!
Miller: Derek runs at Mike and attempts a splash, but misses!!
Paco: Yes!
Smith: Derek stumbles back and Mike quickly sneaks around and rolls him up!
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Kick out!
Miller: That was a close call! Mike waits for Derek to get up and he drops him with a planting DDT! Mike picks Derek up and Derek puts a thumb in his eye!
Paco: Hey! That's illegal!
Smith: The ref didn't see it! Derek hooks Mike Hall and hits him with a German suplex!
Miller: Brilliant move! Derek lifts Mike up and knocks him down with a belly-to-back suplex! The pin!
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Shoulder up!
Paco: SMH is holding on!
Smith: He just took a whole lot of punishment there though!
Miller: Derek goes against the ropes and nails Mike with an elbow drop! Derek grabs Mike and hooks him from behind…
Paco: Oh my! He's doing him doggy style! Wouldn't I love to do that to Jenna, man oh man look at her puppies!!
Smith: No he's not Paco, and shut up already!
Miller: Paco, you're a pervert!
Paco: Yeah so? What's your point? At least I like women, unlike you who like each other!
Miller: Any ways, Derek lifts Mike up with a bear hug, but it's quickly broken. Mike slides outside. Derek goes off the ropes and hits Mike Hall with a baseball slide! Mike hits the mats on the outside!
Paco: Great move by Derek, but he's still a wussy!
Smith: Whatever you say Paco. Derek has "Showtime" by his head and he smacks him against the steel stairs!!
Miller: Derek then grabs Mike and throws him into the railing! Derek picks Mike up and throws him inside of the ring.
Paco: Damn! There were chairs there! It could have gotten hardcore!
Smith: You and hardcore! Everything with you has to be hardcore!
Paco: You damn right!!
Miller: Derek gets up onto the apron and tries a springboard cross body onto Mike, but he moves out of the way. Derek lands on both feet and Mike Hall nails him with a side kick to his jaw! Derek hits the mat and his head snaps back a bit!
Paco: That must have been painful!
Smith: If it was, Derek is not showing anything! He's back up and Mike has his back to him!
Miller: "Showtime" is showboating! The fans are booing, but they cheer as Derek taps on Mike's shoulder and delivers a belly-to-belly suplex! Mike gets up and Derek puts him down again with a drop toe hold!
Paco: That sissy sure is doing well.
Smith: Derek is a rookie now, but if he wins this and beats the winner of the Johnny Sledge vs. The Lost Soul, he'll be the first ever US champion.
Miller: Derek lifts Mike up and connects with a rock bottom type move! Derek goes for the pin!
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Kick out!
Smith: Derek almost had him there!
Miller: Derek lifts Mike up, but Mike was ready for him! Mike with several elbows to the stomach and a whip to the ropes. Derek comes back and Mike kick him in the gut. A pick up and a death valley driver! He covers Derek for the pin!
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Kick out!
Paco: Damn! SMH should've pinned him faster!
Smith: That probably wouldn't have been possible!
Miller: Mike picks Derek up and tangles him in the ropes. Mike with chops to his bare chest and a standing drop kick! Derek flips over onto the outside of the ring, still entangled. Mike starts to choke him. Derek's legs are flailing all over the place!
Paco: Ha, ha! Choke him!
Smith: The ref stops Mike and starts to help Derek untie himself.
Miller: The ref struggles a bit, but finishes and Mike goes off the ropes, sending Derek crashing to the ground! Mike gets out and picks Derek up. He lifts him high into the air and walks a few paces over to the railing. He then drops him! Derek's head hits the railing!
Paco: That'll teach him to listen to such fruity music!
Smith: Shut up Paco! That was serious!
Miller: Mike throws Derek back into the ring and he rolls in as well. Derek is recovering and Mike starts to punch him. Derek blocks his shots twice and counters with his own! Mike stumbles back and Derek hits the Thrilla!!!
Paco: Noooo!!
Smith: This one is over!
Miller: Derek is down alongside Mike. Derek throws his arm across Mike Hall's chest!!
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[Bell rings.]
Smith: He got him!
Miller: Derek "The Thriller" Mobley advances!!
Paco: The only House of Pain 2000 member in this mini tournament is already out!! Damn!
Joey Styles: Here is your winner… DEREK "THE THRILLER" MOBLEY!!!!!!!!
Paco:It was one great match but Derek Mobley had the edge on Sledge…ha.. ha…
Miller:I think that cut was what bother Johnny Sledge…. He couldn't see straight…
ODJ: Well let me give Derek Mobley what is rightfully his…………
Miller:Before you go sir, please tell us how u feel about what happened to TLS earlier today?
ODJ: How do I feel? Like giving away ½ a million bucks!! Excuse me….
[The Owner goes inside the ring with the belt and a briefcase, he hands the belt to Derek Mobley and shakes his hand… "good job" he says as he walks over to Johnny Sledge who is coming into his own… "thanx a mill, or a half mill, ha, ha, thanx for getting rid of the pest" he shakes hands with Sledge as he leaves the ring back to the announcers table, the crowd cheers]
Miller: A pest? He called TLS a pest, man I don't get it….
ODJ: ((putting his head set on..)) what don't you get Miller??
Paco: I'm sorry boss, the man is too stupid to realize why you want to get rid of TLS…
ODJ: Miller you moron, you know damn well why! Haven't you seen what he has tried to do to my federation and my wrestlers? The man is a nutcase and he need to be gotten rid off, Sledge got the job done.
Miller: I just think u went to far…
ODJ: Well we all have our different views, I did what I had to do and that's it… ok?
Miller: Yes sir very OK!! Well it's time now for the match of the night, the one we have all been waiting for…Enigma takes on The Accelerator in a Buried Alive Match for the World Heavyweight Title….
ODJ: and I can't wait, you know Enigma and Ace appear to be buddies, but boy did Ace throw a curve at us…
Paco: Especially that idiot Enigma, he felt for it!! I can't wait, let's go to Joey!!!
[bell rings 3 times…]
Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it's time for the MAIN EVENT!!!
[Crowd goes wild…!!]
Joey Styles: our next bout is scheduled for one fall and it's a Buried Alive Match for the ICWF's World Heavyweight Championship! The rules of the match are as follow, there are no rules, no disqualifications, no count outs anything goes!! The only way to win is by pinning your opponent and then burring him alive!!
[More cheers as the match up appears in the Insane-A-Tron.]
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[The lights go out and "Put your lights on" By Santana plays as the crowd blows the roof off the arena.. Enigma comes out and heads slowly to the ring.]
Joey Styles: Introducing first.. the undefeated challenger, from El Salvador… Central America…. Enigma!!!!!!!
[He gets in the ring and shows no emotion as the crowd cheers him on, his music dies down and the lights come back on and "Sweating Bullets" By Megadeth begins to play and the crowd, you guessed it, boos like a muthafucka!! Err… like crazy….]
Joey Styles: and his opponent coming down the aisle from Lubbock, Texas he is the current undefeated… undisputed… ICWF… Heavyweight Champion of the World!!!!….. THE ACCELERATOR!!!!!!!!!
[He walks down the ramp with a HOP2K T-shirt on and the belt around his waist, Enigma gets out of the ring and goes after him, Ace takes off his shirt and the belt and begins to go at it with Enigma…]
Paco:: HAY CHIGUAGUA! This two guys are going at it and the bell hasn't even sound yet!
[bell rings]
Miller:There goes the bell and Enigma and Ace are exchanging blows, Enigma whips Ace to the railing, Ace hits hard, Enigma with a clothesline but Ace puts up a big boot and sends Enigma down! Ace drops an elbow and Enigma is hurting!
[Ace goes to where the burial ground is and grabs a chair.]
Paco:He's got a chair, it might get ugly, and Mr. Dougg how come your so quiet?
ODJ: This tequila is damn good, don't worry about me call the match, call the match.
Miller:Yeah Paco, CALL THE MATCH, don't kiss up! Ace nailed Enigma with the chair, now he tries a piledriver onto it but Enigma drops him with a back body drop! Enigma grabs the chair and drops it on Ace's face and follows it up with a leg drop onto the chair!
Paco:Enigma, grabs Ace and rams his head into the guard rail, whip to the steel steps and Ace bounces off hard! Enigma with series of punches and now chops, Ace comes back with chops of his own. Enigma with an eye gouge, kick and a DDT onto the floor! Great move!
ODJ: Indeed, hey Paco you got more tequila? this one is out….
Paco:Sure boss, here you go…
Miller:Excuse me! I got to call a match….Enigma grabs Ace and drops him neck first onto the railing, Enigma with shots to the back of Ace… Enigma grabs Ace by the head but Ace gives Enigma a low blow followed by a DDT of his own! Great comeback.
Paco:Ace looks for something under the ring, he's got a cane, he measures Enigma and breaks it over his head! Ace looks for more goodies under the ring while Enigma is trying to regroup.
Miller:He found a table! He sets it up and goes over to Enigma and picks him up, he sets him on the table and Ace is going to the top. Ace up and Enigma is not moving, Ace comes off and drops the elbow on Enigma and through the table they go!
ODJ:ICWF! ICWF! I love this shit! Gulp, gulp, gulp! My fed kicks ass, gulp!
Paco:YEAH! But Sir, I think you drinkin' that stuff too fast!
ODJ: Mind your business man! I drink you call the matches!
Paco:Ok but can I have drink then?
ODJ: sure..
Paco:ALRIGHT! Back to the match where Ace is dragging Enigma close to the grave, Ace is going to throw Enigma in but Enigma holds on, he breaks free and fights off Ace with lefts and rights and kicks! Enigma picks up Ace and slams him on the dirt, Enigma grabs a shovel and hits Ace in the mid section!
Miller: that had to hurt, Enigma again, again and one more time! Enigma grabs a bucket and hits Ace with it, Ace lands near a trash can. Enigma looking for more stuff turns around and gets nailed with a trashcan, this man looking dirty already!
Paco:No shit genius they are fighting on dirt! Enigma down, Ace picks him and drops him with a sidewalk slam! They are near the hole now. Ace sees the hole and sees how close he is of getting to retain his belt here in the ICWF.
Miller: He's close of achieving his goal, Ace picks up Enigma scoop slam and dumps him inside the hole! Enigma is down and all Ace has to do is cover him in dirt, Ace goes for a shovel, Enigma sits up!
Paco: He's inside the hole but he gets up…Ace sees Enigma up and dives at Enigma with a shovel but Enigma catches him! Enigma with a bear hug on Ace, Ace trying to break free! Ace hitting Enigma with the shovel, Enigma breaks the hold, Ace swings at Enigma but Enigma ducks the shovel!
Miller: That was close! And Ace catches a boot to his face! Enigma grabs the shovel and throws it out of the hole! Ace up and Enigma grabs him by the neck and drops him with a Chokeslam! Enigma tries to get out of the whole, Enigma almost out and is, he goes for a barrel of dirt!
Paco: He's going to start covering Ace!
ODJ: I think Ace is out of the hole!
Miller:He is! Ace from behind hooks Enigma and drops him with a Russian leg sweep! Ace picks up Enigma he says he's going to Powerbomb him into the hole! Into the grave!
Paco:That will be something I don't think Enigma will get up from that!
Miller:He hooks up Enigma, Enigma is up and NO! Enigma hangs on and nails Ace with lefts and rights! Hooks him and drops Ace with a huracanrana! He went inside the hole and so did Enigma!
Paco:Yeah but Enigma hit a huracanrana into the hole! Ace has to be hurting big time!
Miller:Enigma gets out of the hole slowly, he is down on his knees trying to catch a breather, inside the hole Ace has started to move, back to the outside, Enigma on his feet, he grabs a shovel and starts to throw dirt inside the hole but Ace is up, Enigma tries to hit him with the shovel but misses, Ace pulls Enigma by his feet into the hole!!
Paco:and they have started a brawl inside there! Lefts and right are being thrown, toe to toe they go!!
ODJ: Man this match is great (hiccup) I'm glad I booked it, (hiccup) I'm gonna be rich, wait, I'm already rich, I'm going to be richer!!!
Paco: Uh, I thought I was the drunk one, but who cares!!
Miller:Ace has the upper hand in the battle, Enigma is reeling Ace with a kick to the face of Enigma that sends him crashing against the ground, Ace gets out of the hole and catches a small breather, Enigma is able to get out too and now we are back at Square one. Ace picks up Enigma and tosses him over to some tables, Ace grabs a chair and nails Enigma right on the face!!
ODJ: Man, ever since turning heel, Ace has gotten a whole lot meaner!
Paco: I couldn't agree more, I'm starting to like the guy!
Miller:Ace picks a table that was knocked down back up, he grabs Enigma and hooks him for what appears to be a pump handle slam, it is and Enigma goes through the table!! Accelerator with the first pin of the match!!
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ODJ: He kicked out, well that's impressive!
Miller:It sure is, Ace can't believe it, he start to stomp away at Enigma who doesn't know where he is, pick up by Ace, he grabs Enigma by the head and tires to smash it against the guard rail, Enigma blocks it though, gives him an elbow shot and makes Ace's face meet the steel!
Paco: About time Enigma got some offence going.
Miller:Ace stunned for a moment, Enigma hooks him and drops him out of nowhere with a belly to back suplex! Enigma walks over to where the tables were and drags one over to where Ace is, he picks him up, signals to the crowd and then hooks and delivers a T-Bone Suplex on Ace!!
ODJ: Man!! Ace landed Neck first onto the table!!
Miller:Enigma walks over to Ace who is holding his neck, Enigma picks him up, hooks him for a suplex, no he turns it into a Brainbuster and that could be it!! Enigma with a pin now!!
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Paco: Kick Out! Ace still has a lot left! Enigma catching a breather, trying to think of what to do next, this match has to be taking it's toll on both men. Enigma looks at the hole and then picks up Ace, he is dragging him over to it, Enigma says it's over, he is going to go for the Enigma Shock up goes Ace but he breaks free!!
Miller:Enigma turns around kick to the gut by the Accelerator, he hooks him and delivers the Ace High!! His trademark Maneuver and that has to be it, Enigma is out for the count, there is Ace with the pin!!
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ODJ: No! Kick out! The ref said Enigma kicked out at the last minute! Man that was a close call!
Paco: it sure was and Ace is pissed!! Ace picks up Enigma and whips him towards the hole! Enigma reverses it though and pulls Ace in, picks him up and delivers the Enigma Shock!! What a move and all Enigma has to do now is pin the Accelerator!!
Miller:Great move by Enigma and he has the belt in the bag if he can pin Ace and then bury him alive, Enigma with the pin after a small pause!!
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ODJ: What the hell!??
Paco: It's Kylo he just pulled Enigma off The Accelerator! Enigma is up he turns around and Kylo catches him with the Sweet Dreams Super kick!! Enigma doesn't fall though, he took it right on the chin and still standing, Ace is up though, he turns Enigma around, OH!! Rollercoaster on Enigma!! Ace with the pin!
Miller:No! Not this way, ref this isn't right!!
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ODJ: Kick out!! Holy Shit! He kicked out!!!
Paco: and neither Ace or Kylo can believe it!! Kylo is signaling for something, he went and got a table, what's the deal, Ace takes it from him and throws it inside the hole! What are they going to do?
Miller: Ace is standing by the hole, Kylo has Enigma and he whips him towards Ace, Ace catches him and oh man! He delivers the Rollercoaster onto the hole! Onto the table! Did you hear that impact!!!?
ODJ: I head it, I just can't believe it!!
Paco: The camera zooms in the hole, Ace is moving he has Enigma pinned inside the hole! The ref is going to count!!
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3!!!!!
Miller:Those cheaters! They cheated Enigma out of a win!! Man I can't believe it!!
ODJ: It's not over yet, they have to bury him!!
Paco: Ace is out of the hole, he grabs a shovel and starts to throw dirt on top of Enigma, Kylo is doing the same. The ref is calling on the bell already man, Enigma has been out numbered on this night!
[bell rings.]
Joey Styles: Here is your winner…. And STILL ICWF World Heavyweight Champion… THE ACCELERATOR!!!!!!!!!!
Miller:Well regardless of the ending, this was one hell of a match, what do you guys think?
ODJ: Oh hell yeah, I'm proud of the talent we got here in the ICWF, and I think tonight we proved why we are the best!
Paco: Indeed, but Kylo and the rest of HOP2K will have hell to pay once Enigma unburies himself, if he is able to do that, doesn't look like it though…
Miller: Well folks that brings the first PPV of the millennium to a close, thank you so much for joining us and don't forget to tune in to Tuesday Night Fights for the aftermath, I promise you it will be a great show! For Paco, Owner Dougg and Smith in the back, I'm G. Miller, good night everyone!!
DOUGG: Well there it is guys, sorry for the delay but you know me, Time is Always against me, that's why ACE WON!!! He, he, enjoy it boyo…anyways please go to the OOC board and leave your comments on the card, TNF will be up tomorrow as well ass next week's cards. See ya around…..
