[The ICWF disclaimer appears and then the Warning sign, then the ICWF logo flashes through and you see drops of blood... then the word "Bad" falls from the top of your screen followed by "Blood" then the 2 slashes it's way through splattering blood everywhere.... we are then taken back to when Handy Man met Ace for the first time.... a hardcore rules match up that pushed both men to their limit.. that night Handy Man was defeated as the champion proved to be too much... Handy Man is seen down, bleeding and almost out...the scene fades and then the letters "KOTR" appear and once again we see Handy Man, this time we see him in the Boiler room brawl against Johnny Hunter, a match he won after delivering the Handy Drop.. the words Semi-final flash through and then we see a beaten and bruised Handy Man taking on Kid Cash and once again, thanks to the Handy Drop, he wins.... the word Finals flashes through and we see Handy Man squaring off against the former World Heavyweight Champion and then Icon of the ICWF, Dean... we are shown great spots of that match up including when Handy Man kicked out of the Razorback... the spots end when Handy Man connects with an Olympic Slam and gets the one, two, three becoming the 2000 King of the Ring and earning a World Heavyweight Title shot once again.... the camera fades momentarily and then we are shown Ace squaring off against Rage in the ambulance match, we are shown the many great spots of that match... including when Ace hits the Rollercoaster and eventually throws Rage onto the ambulance...Ace is shown raising the World Title as Handy Man is shown raising the Intercontinental Title... the scene fades momentarily again and then the Bad Blood logo appears before us.]



[Fans cheers are heard in the background and then logo disappears showing us a live shot of the American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida where tonight's ICWF Pay Per View is being held... Fireworks go off in the entrance way and above the ring in the rafters... Joey gets inside the ring and we see that he is wearing a nice red suit, he waits for the crowd to settle down a bit and has to wait for a minute or two, the fans are really pumped up for this Pay Per View... the biggest Pay Per View of the year... Bad Blood 2! The fans finally settle down and Joey speaks...]

Joey: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to BAD BLOOD!!!! *crowd cheers* Here to sing their version of America Beautiful please welcome... Kid Rock!!!!!!!!!!!

[The crowd cheers loudly as Kid Rock takes the stage and gets ready, 1,2,3,4... and they start to play their version of the national anthem.. the crowd is cheering loudly and is into it the whole way, once Kid Rock stops playing the crowd cheers louder... the camera cuts to Miller, Paco and Mercer who are all also wearing red suits... ]

Miller: Welcome everyone to the ICWF's biggest Pay Per View of the year!! I am your host G. Miller along side my good friend Mercer and well, my buddy, more or less, Paco...

Paco: Less is right... by the way, that was a great song!

Mercer: That was America the Beautiful, the National Anthem...

Paco: Oh it was? Nevermind.... hey do you know how like for San Patrick’s Day they have green beer? Well since this is Bad Blood, and this is the biggest Pay Per View of the year, guess what I have?? RED TEQUILA!!!! A whole case!!!

Miller: Paco you never cease to amaze me man, you will go to any lengths to drink yourself until you pass out...

Paco: Uh, yeah and??

Miller: Nevermind, Mercer, what a great card we have tonight no? We will crown 3 brand new champions plus we might see some title changes!!

Mercer: Anything can happen tonight Miller and it probably will happen.. Almost all the ICWF starts are here tonight, from the new comer Asher Bourline to the World Champion himself, the Accelerator...

Miller: Yeah, speaking of, does he have his hands full with Handy Man in a Iron Man Hardcore match!!!

Paco: Does he ever!!! and I get one of my many dreams to come true, one full hour of nothing but Hardcore-ness!!!

Mercer: Oh Paco, you are going to love tonight.. cuz before that match we have Rage taking on Punisher for the World Hardcore Title!! In a "Poker" Tables match!!

Paco: Oh man, I swear I can't tell you guys how I feel right now, I guess if I had to put it in words I would have to say that I feel like a virgin who's about to get him some for the first time... kind of like what Miller feels like except for the whole, get him some part...

Miller: Shut up Paco... anyway, those two are great matches plus we got many more, all of the titles are on the line tonight, everyone of them!!

Mercer: Man it's going to be a great night of action, I can't wait to get this party started!!

Paco: Party?? Where!?! Where!!!????

Miller: Over there Paco, look!!! Hahaha, actually Mercer, we are set for our opening bout here at Bad Blood... so let's go to Joey Styles for the introductions.

Mercer: cookie!!

Joey: Ladies and Gentlemen our first bout here tonight is scheduled for one fall and it is the "Real Deal" Match up for the ICWF Vacant Television Championship!!

[The crowd cheers slightly and then "Bawitaba" By Kid Rock plays and the crowd boos loudly.]

Joey: Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California... he weights in at 234 pounds and stands at 6'2" tall... ladies and gents here is Kid Ca$h!!!!!!!

[He gets inside the ring and then "Freak on a Leash" By Korn plays... the crowd gives a nice reaction.]

Joey: and his opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...He weights in at 275 pounds and stands at 6'6" tall... ladies and gents here is John Steel!!!!!!!!

[He makes his way down the ramp and into the ring, Cash immediately goes after him and the bell rings.]

Mercer: Well Miller, they are not wasting any time here tonight!!!!

Miller: Not at all, the heat between these two had been on a rise, and now it has finally blown up!!!

~Kid Cash pounds on John Steel and backs him into the corner where he lands some hard knife edge chops... Kid Cash then whips him out of the corner but John Steel reverses it and Kid Cash crashes in the opposite corner, John Steel charges at him but Kid Cash puts his boot up and Steel gets a mouth full. Cash Jumps to the second rope and goes for a double axe handle but Steel moves out of the way and nails Cash on the mid section! As Cash folds in pain Steel comes from behind, hooks him and drops him with a Russian leg sweep!!~

Mercer: Pretty good match so far wouldn't you say gentlemen??

Miller: Yeah, I definitely would, Paco?

Paco: Hehehe, wood, wanna beer??

~John Steel picks up Kid Cash and applies a headlock, Cash tries to get out of it and does as he pushes Steel to the ropes, Steel bounces back and takes down Cash with a shoulder tackle, Steel bounces himself off the ropes again and runs over Cash, he bounces off the other side as Cash gets up and leap frogs over Steel. . Steel bounces for the third time and Cash nails him with a spinning heel kick! He quickly hops to his feet, bounces himself off the ropes and drops the leg across the neck of Steel. He goes for the first pin of the night, one! two! Kick out!~

Mercer: It appears as if Cash has gained control of the match...

Miller: Yes, apparently that silent training he did prior to tonight is paying off.

~Kid Cash picks up Steel, he hooks him for a suplex and connects with a snap one. Cash bounces himself off the ropes and goes for an elbow drop, he gets it. Cash with another pin, he only gets two. Cash sits Steel up and applies a chin lock, Steel quickly makes it to his feet and elbows Cash on the mid section to break free, another shot and he is free, he bounces himself off the ropes but gets nailed on the way back with a drop kick! Cash again applies a headlock and this time Steel stays down!~

Mercer: Well the Kid is putting on quite a show...

Paco: Dude I feel funny, is anybody else's world spinning??

Miller: I think we are losing Paco here....

Mercer: Right on...

~The crowd begins to clap and Steel begins to move, he makes it to one knee and the crowd is more supportive, he makes it to his feet and elbows Cash on the stomach, again and he is free! He hooks Cash and drops him with a spinning Neckbreaker!! Both men are slow to get up after that but eventually do, they lock up and Cash puts on a headlock, but Steel quickly turns that into a side suplex!! The crowd cheers as he picks the kid back up, he gives him a kick to the gut followed by a Piledriver from hell!!!! Steel with the pin, one! two! Kick out!!!!~

Mercer: That was close!!!!

Miller: It sure was, we almost had a new champion!!

~Steel picks up Cash and whips him to the corner, Cash hits hard and Steel follows that up with a splash on the corner. Steel sets the Kid at the top, he goes to hook him but the Kid fights him off and pushes him down to the mat. Cash jumps on the top turnbuckle an when Steel makes it to his feet he dives off and connects with a missile drop kick!! Cash with the pin, one! two! Th... KICK OUT!! Close call and the fans know it as they give a sign of relief, Cash picks up Steel and hooks him for a Neckbreaker and delivers it beautifully! Cash goes to the corner and climbs it, he looks down at Steel then turns his back to him and dives off!! Moonsault misses though as Steel gets out of the way!!!~

Paco: He landed flat on his stomach, now that's gotta hurt!!

Miller: Big time, but both men are down and the ref is giving them the 10 count!!

Mercer: It's gut check time!!

~The ref count is up to five and Cash has begun to move, the count reaches 7 and Kid Cash is on his feet, he picks up Steel who surprises him with a right hand!! Kid Cash tries to land one of his own but Steel blocks him and nails him again!! Steel then grabs him and whips him to the ropes, Cash bounces off but hangs on and then shows off to the crowd, when he turns back to the ring thought Steel nails him with a clothesline that sends him to the outside!! *crowd cheers* Steel measures Cash and waits for him to get up, when he does Steel bounces himself off of the ropes and then connects with a baseball slide! Cash hits hard against the steel guard rail, the ref begins the 10 count..~

Paco:: Yes, yes! Take it to the outside!! Finally the match is getting interesting!!

~Just as Paco says that though Steel picks up Cash and tosses him inside the ring, Steel goes in too but Cash has made it to his feet and stomps on Steel's back.. Cash picks him up and whips him to the ropes, Steel bounces off and Cash nails him with a back body drop!! No, Steel lands on his feet, Cash turns around and gets nailed with a discus clothesline!! The crowd is on their feet now as Steel picks up Cash, pulls back on his head and drops him with The Real Deal DDT!!!! Steel goes for the pin, one! Two! Three!!! The bell rings!!~

Joey: here is your winner............ and the NEW ICWF Television Champion.... "THE REAL DEAL" John Steel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

~Steel makes it to his feet as Cash rolls out of the ring… an ICWF official heads to the ring and gets inside, he takes out the Television Title out of a briefcase and hands it to John Steel… Steel looks at it as the official leaves and then raises it high in the air, the crowd cheers louder then before….~

Miller: Well that was a great match and a great victory for John Steel.

Mercer: It sure was, and that match up just kicked off the 2000 Bad Blood!! There is plenty more to come!!

Paco: oh hell yeah, I got about 10 more bottles!!

Mercer: I wasn't talking about Tequila you moron!!

Paco: Me neither, I was talking about beer!!

Miller: Don't bother Mercer, let's talk about Kid Cash for a second though.... it's too bad what's happening to Kid Cash, he has lost 4 in a row after winning 4 in a row.. how things change.. no?

Mercer: Yeah, Kid Cash continues in this downward spiral...

Paco: Awww, cry me a fucking river why don't ya?? Can we go to our next match please?? Miller: Yeah sure, Rosita, take it away...

Paco: Rosita is here? Woah mama, look at her... grrrrr *ARF, ARF, ARF*

Mercer: Settle down Paco.... but damn, she sure looks good...

Miller: I second that...

[Rosita gets inside the ring and the fans are cheering loudly, she has a very revealing red dress on *use your imagination* She waits for the crowd to quiet down and then speaks...]

Rosita: Damas y Caballeros... our next bout is scheduled for one fall and it's for the ICWF Tag Hardcore Championship of the World!!

Paco: Hardcore match already!!??? YES!!!

[The crowd is cheering loudly and then "Fight for your right, to Party" by the Beastie Boys begins to play, the crowd boos loudly now.]

Rosita: Introducing first the challengers, from South Buffalo, New York.. at a combined weight of 486 pounds... here is Mike O'Reilly and Pat "The Fuckin' Show" O'Reilly.. they are SINN FEIN!!!!!!!!!

[They get inside the ring and then wait for their opponents, "Shoot to Thrill" By AC/DC blasts throughout the arena and the fans cheer loudly now as the champions make their way to the ring without their manager....]

Rosita: and their opponents.. hailing from Baltimore, Maryland.. here are the current ICWF Tag Hardcore Champions of the World.... Sam "The Man" and Gabe Andrews... THE PARTY ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!

[They rush to the ring and drop their belts on the outside, they slide inside the ring just as Rosita gets out and begin to go at it with Sinn Fein... the bell rings.]

Miller: Well here we go. This is a bout that could determine who controls the Hardcore Tag-Team Titles for months to come. Both of these teams have beaten the competition. Now it’s time to decide the best.

Paco: Yeah, let’s just get to the Hardcore part, and see if these guys can do any damage!

~ Sam the Man pairs off against Patrick O’Reilly, while Gabe Andrews moves over and tries a quick clothesline attempt on Mike O’Reilly. It fails, as Mike ducks under it, then catches the smaller Andrews on the way back and tosses him out of the ring! Mike follows, climbing through the ropes, as Sam the Man gets whipped into the corner by Patrick, who then charges with his baseball bat in hand, swinging heavily. Sam ducks and comes out of the corner, leaving Patrick to hit the post for a home run. Patrick drops the bat in pain, leaving him open for a dropkick from Sam. Outside the ring, Gabe goes crashing into the guardrail, bending it over, as Mike laughs. He rolls back into the ring, grabbing Sam the Man from behind before he can bring the bat down. Patrick sees the opening and takes it, hitting a low blow on the Man. Sinn Fein then teams up, grabbing hold of their opponent and sending him flying over the top rope, right into his recovering partner! ~

Mercer: What a way to start things! Surprisingly enough, Sinn Fein is looking pretty good against the tag-team champions.

Miller: Brawling has always been their specialty, Mercer, and they do have a good height advantage in this one. This is going to be a long battle.

Paco: You said it. *grabs a beer*

~Mike and Patrick both leave the ring, grabbing a nearby table that’s supposed to be used during the Punisher-Rage match later. Patrick sets it up, as Mike goes for Sam the Man, pulling him up and slugging him in the face many times before dragging him over. Mike pulls him onto the apron, setting him for a Powerbomb through the table, as Patrick roots him on. Gabe Andrews gets up, though, and rolls into the ring, coming up behind Mike and smacking him in the head with the bat. Quickly, Sam the Man pulls himself up, locking his legs around Mike’s head and sending him cart wheeling through the table with a Frankensteiner. He tries the pin, but Patrick is right there, stomping away on him with his heavy boots. Gabe climbs the turnbuckle and comes off with a flying forearm to the back of Patrick’s head, though, stopping the barrage. Sam the Man pulls himself, and Mike, up, while Gabe starts pummeling Patrick with quick fists. ~

Paco: That’s what I want to see! Lots of dangerous maneuvers! Lots of tables being smashed! This PPV is gonna be great!

Mercer: You had any doubts?

~Gabe Andrews and Patrick O’Reilly start backpedaling, heading down the aisle, both slugging each other, trying to take control. Meanwhile, Sam the Man flips the hurting Mike O'Reilly over the railing, then follows with a running start, hopping over the guardrail and hitting Mike with all his weight. The ref immediately starts waving to the back, as another man in stripes comes out and starts following Andrews & O’Reilly. The ref in the ring goes after Sam and Mike, as the two head deeper into the cheering fans.~

Miller: This is incredible! The Tag-Team Title match has broken down into two separate Hardcore bouts! I hope our cameramen are ready for this!

~The screen splits, showing both fights. “The Irish F’ing Show” has control going up the rampway, towards the back, on Andrews. He bodyslams him on the metal ramp, causing him to roll down it. Patrick then goes for a camera light-post, grabbing hold and lifting it to drop on Gabe, who dives out of the way just in time. The light breaks, sending glass and sparks everywhere. On the other side of the screen, Sam the Man pushes a few fans out of the way, grabbing a sign from one and ripping it over Mike’s head. With Mike’s arms temporarily pinned by the banner, Sam steps backwards to get into position, then charges, dropping his shoulder and ramming Mike all the way back into one of the walls at full speed! The impact shakes the dust from the wall, as Sam takes Mike down with a spinning neckbreaker and makes the first cover. One! Two! Mike kicks out.~

Paco: Whew! That was close!

Miller: You’re supporting Sinn Fein in this match, Paco?

Paco: Nope, I just want to see more violence! They haven’t even spilled any blood yet! I want my money’s worth!

Mercer: Why do we always allow him on the set for PPVs, Miller? It’s two-on-one, we could get rid of the drunk.

Miller: Yeah, but he’s got a contract, Mercer, so there’s nothing we can do.

Paco: Heh heh heh.

~On the stage, Patrick snaps Andrews over with a suplex, slamming him down. He tries his own cover. One! Gabe quickly gets a shoulder up, preserving the match. Patrick hauls him up and, grabbing him by the trunks, launches him off the stageway, into a pile of unused guardrails! The crash is deafening. Patrick then scoots back before running forward, trying to splash Andrews on the bent-up ‘rails. But Andrews again uses his speed, getting out of the way, and Patrick introduces himself to the pile, sending him rolling off in tremendous pain. On the other side, Mike is free of the sign, but still in trouble, as Sam the Man comes back with another gift from a fan, a metal bracelet. He starts pounding away on Mike’s head, devestating him with the iron shots.~

Mercer: Sinn Fein looked good early on, but now the Party Animals are starting to take complete control. The champs are doing what made them the titleholders in the first place!

Miller: It’s hard to stop these guys once they get rolling.

~Sam the Man starts to drag Mike back towards the ringside area, as O’Reilly is bleeding from a cut on his head now. The Party Animal doesn’t seem to care. He again whips Mike into the railing, this time from the other side, and again sends him flying overtop. Gabe, meanwhile, pulls Patrick up from the wreckage and goes after the ribs with knee after knee, adding to the damage. Sam the Man pulls Mike off the ground and brings him towards where his partner is, then sets and spins with a DDT, slapping the solid ground with his forehead. As Gabe brings Patrick over, Sam the Man goes and sets up a table, then, after thinking about it, sets up a second one for good measure.~

Paco: Here we go! This is why I never miss the events! Insane! Insane! Insane!!

Miller: Take a drink and settle down, Paco!

~Gabe begins to drag Patrick back up the ramp onto the stage, as Sam the Man finishes with the tables. Patrick starts fighting back, though, nailing Andrews with elbows in the gut. He grabs Andrews by the head, trying to deliver the Jawbreaker, but Sam the Man is watching out for his partner, and blocks the attempt. The Party Animals double-team the Irish F’ing Show, double-slamming him, then dropping identical elbows. Mike’s trying to get up, but he’s bloody and hurting. Sam the Man heads back down, kicking away at the recovering Sinn Fein member, as Andrews pulls Patrick into position. Sam yanks Mike to his feet, then lifts him up, putting him on the first table, underneath the second one.~

Mercer: This is looking extremely dangerous for Sinn Fein here! Careers might be on the line!

~Sam heads up the ramp, as Gabe points down at the table, listening for the cheers of the crowd. He locks the head of Patrick O’Reilly and dives off the top of the stage, getting the Tornado DDT through both tables, as well as Mike!!!! Gabe rolls away from the carnage, as Sam looks down off the stage, then leaps with a modified version of his Guillotine Leg Drop!! He lands dead on Patrick, snapping the tables even more. Both refs stand in amazement at the utter destruction of the tables, as all that can be seen of Mike is one arm. Sam the Man rolls over and makes the cover on Patrick O’Reilly, and the closer ref reacts, dropping and making the count. One! Two! Three!!! The bell rings. ~

Rosita: Here are your winners…. and STILL… the World Tag Hardcore Champions… the Party Animals!!!

Miller: The Party Animals retain with a great series of moves!! With something like that, we may have seen the last of Sinn Fein!!!

Mercer: I don’t know, Miller. Some of these guys can take this kind of abuse and get right back up to fight the next day. But there’s no doubt to who won this match. Except for the beginning, it was almost all the champs.

Miller: Yeah... well so far we have crowned one new champion while a title was successfully defended...

Mercer: Yes, and by the way, that was a hell of a hardcore tag match...

Miller: It sure was, folks right now we are going to take you backstage where I understand Mr. Smith is next to one of the participants, of the fatal four way match up.. take it away Mr. Smith...

Smith: Thank you Miller, yes I'm standing next to Mr. Asher Bourline.... and…

Asher Bourline: First let me say… What's going on Miami??!

[The crowd back in the arena explodes in cheers, and then quiets down at Asher's command.]

Asher Bourline: I figured this pay-per-view could use a little more spice, so I decided to come out here and speak on my match that will be taking place in just a little while. You see, these other three guys that I'm facing tonight seem to have just a slight case of "I'm not as good as Asher Bourline" denial. They just don't get it. Well, Double D, Hall, Soul...You're going to find out in just a little bit how dangerous it really is to mess with me.

[A "Bourline, Bourline, Bourline..." chant begins to form in the crowd back in the arena…. Very odd for such a newcomer.]

Asher Bourline: Well I don't have much time left, they told me I could only come out here if I made it quick enough for them to keep everything else on schedule. So here's how it's gonna be. Miami, Florida! Tonight, you are going to witness one of the greatest Fatal Four Way matches you have ever seen in your life! And you can rest assure that I'm going to be walking out of this arena tonight with a shiny Universal Title around my waist! Now, hit...my...music!!!

[The crowds cheers become almost deafening as "Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica plays inside the arena, Bourline is smiling as the Insane-A-Tron fades out and we go back to Miller and the crew… ]

Miller: Some interesting comments by the youngster...

Mercer: Yeah, a very confident rookie to say the least…

Paco: yes, uh huh, very interesting.. confident, right, what's our next match up??

Mercer: Next is the North American Title Match!!

Paco: Man, no chance of that being hardcore huh? Oh well.. take it away.. Joey? Hey where did Rosita go!!???

Joey: I love you too Paco.. folks our next match up is scheduled for one fall and it's for the vacant ICWF's North American Championship!!!

[The crowd cheers loudly and then "Hell's Bells" By AC/DC plays and the crowd gives a mix reaction...]

Joey: Introducing the first challenger... being accompanied to the ring by Cristina, from Chicago Illinois... he weights in at 319 pounds and stands at 6'5" tall... ladies and gents here is Steve Stryker!!!!

[He gets in the ring while Cristina circles the ring, then "Reign of Terror" By Wild Dogs plays and the crowd cheers loudly.]

Joey: and his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by his wife Sky... he weights in at 250 pounds and stands at 6'2" tall... ladies and gents here is "The Man of Steel" Steve Strong!!!!!!!!!!

[He walks down the ring and then gives Sky a kiss before getting in the ring, once he does though the bell rings.]

Miller: Well this one is about to start and guys, these two are no strangers to eachother.

Mercer: They sure aren't, both men entered the ICWF at about the same time and I believe that they met in a Television Title Shot match up, one that was won by Steve Stryker... but their feud really heat up this past Friday when Steve Stryker "allegedly" put his hands on Sky...

Paco: To me that's nothing but bullshit... you know how Steve Strong is when it comes to women... specially his...

Miller: True, well to the match is a go...

~Steve Strong and Steve Stryker lock up, Strong quickly applies a headlock and then turns that into a hammer lock. Stryker tries to get out of it, he goes for an elbow but Strong ducks it and then hooks Stryker as Stryker turns around and drops him with a belly to belly suplex! Strong goes for a quick pin but Stryker kicks out after one, he rolls to the outside and tries to regroup. Strong makes his way out and then turns Stryker around and nails him with a right hand! Strong throws Stryker back in the ring, he makes it to his feet though and as Strong comes in he begins to stomp on him! Stryker picks up the man of steel and hooks him for a suplex, he connects! Stryker with a pin now, one! Two! and Strong kicks out.

Paco: It’s the battle of the Steve’s!!! Sorry, didn’t know what to say…

Mercer: How about, I AM AN IDIOT!!??

Paco: Watch it Pal, I can get you fired you know?

Mercer: No you can’t…. can he??

Miller: Hey, I’m watching the match, leave me out of it…

~Steve Stryker picks up Steve Strong and whips him to the ropes, Strong bounces off and Stryker drops him with a big boot to the face. Stryker bounces himself off the ropes and goes for a leg drop but Strong gets out of the way and Stryker hits nothing but the mat! Strong hops to his feet and gives Stryker a few kicks to his back, Strong then picks him up and gives the big man a body slam!! He shows his muscles off to the crowd and then goes back to work on Stryker, he picks him up and applies a headlock. Stryker quickly wraps his arms around Strong and picks him up and delivers an atomic drop, no, Strong blocks it and then turns around, picks up Stryker and he gives him an inverted atomic drop! Stryker holds his jewels as Strong bounces himself off of the ropes and nails Strong with a flying forearm that takes the big man down!! Strong goes for a pin, one! Two! Kick out!!~

Miller: Strong has taken control of the match!!

Mercer: Yeah, Stryker has tried a move here and there but it keeps backfiring on him.

Paco: *writing down* #4…

Mercer: #4 what??

Paco: Huh? Oh, 4 corona beers down, 12 to go before I break out the Red Tequila!!

Mercer: Oh brother…

~Steve Strong picks up Steve Stryker who gives him a thumb to the eye, Stryker nails him with a European uppercut that sends Strong to the ropes. Steve Stryker hooks him and whips him to the other side, Steve Strong bounces off and Stryker sends him flying with a back body drop! Strong stays down as Stryker stands over his head and drops the huge leg across the neck of Strong! Stryker sits him up and then applies an arm wrench. Strong is in pain but somehow makes it to his feet, he tires to reverses it and does but Stryker quickly pulls him in and drops him with a short arm clothesline! Stryker goes for a pin but only gets two, he picks Strong up again and hooks him for a Piledriver, he tries to bring Strong up but he blocks it, Strong instead somehow manages to back body drop Stryker!~

Mercer: What strength on the part of Strong!!!

Paco: Well duh!! He is the man of steel…

Miller: Shut up Paco, I bet you think he also has a red and blue outfit with a red cape…

Paco: He doesn’t????

Miller: Ugh, nevermind!! But you right Mercer, that is some great strength, Stryker weights 319 pounds!!

~Steve Strong catches his breath and slowly makes it to his feet, so does Stryker though and both men come face to face. Stryker swings and Strong blocks it and gives Stryker a kick to the gut followed by his patented Evenflow DDT!!! Strong flips the big man over and goes for the pin, one! Two! Kick out!!! Strong can’t believe it and he looks at Sky on the outside, she can’t believe it either… Strong picks up Stryker once again and whips him to the ropes, Stryker hits the ropes but hangs on to them. He points to his head as if to say, too smart. Strong charges at him though and clotheslines him over the top! ~

Miller: Well Stryker thought he had pulled a fast one on Strong but Strong made him pay!

Paco: big time! Now they are on the outside! Yes!!

~Strong jumps to the outside and he picks up Stryker, he grabs his head and goes to slam it against the guard rail but Stryker blocks it, he nails Strong in the gut and then smashes Strong’s head against the steel! He does it two more times and Strong is dazed… Stryker picks up Strong and body slams him hard on the floor! Stryker picks up Strong again and whips him to the steel steps, Strong reverses it but Stryker reverses it again and whips him towards the other side where Strong hits head first on the steel post! Strong is down and appears out, Stryker picks him up and throws him inside the ring.. he goes in himself.~

Mercer: That was the opening that Stryker needed, he is now in full control of this match up!!

Miller: He sure is, that steel on the outside is not very forgiving.

Paco: I’m just mad they didn’t stay out there longer, God….

Mercer: After watching the tag hardcore match you still yearning for more??

Paco: HELL YEAH!!

Mercer: *wiping the spit of his face…* Uh, ok… anybody got a windshield wiper?

~Steve Stryker goes for the pin, one! Two! Kick out!! Stryker makes it to his feet and sees Strong not moving a muscle. He bounces himself off of the ropes and goes for a splash but Strong moves and Stryker falls hard!! Strong uses the ropes to get up and begins to shake them like the Ultimate Warrior back in the days.. the crowd starts to get behind him as he makes it to his feet, Stryker slowly gets up too only to get nailed by a hard right hand! Strong nails him again and again! Stryker is stunned as Strong whips him to the ropes, Stryker bounces off and Strong delivers a Powerslam!! The crowd erupts and Strong jumps to his feet, he picks up Stryker and gives him a heart punch followed by a Standing side kick!! Stryker drops hard!! ~

Miller: It could be over!! Stryker hit Thunder and Lighting®!!!

Mercer: Strong goes for the pin! One! Two! Three!!!! He got him!!

~ Bell rings!!~

Joey: Here is your winner………. And THE NEW ICWF North American Champion… ”The Man of Steel” STEVE STRONG!!!!!!!

~Sky gets in the ring and celebrates with Strong, the same ICWF official from before comes down with a different briefcase… he gets inside the ring and out of it pulls out the North American Title. He hands it over to Strong who takes it, looks at it and then shows it off to the crowd… they cheer him on…~

Miller: Well two new champions have been crowned, there is still one more new one to crown, and hell, we might see even two, three or four more new champions, who knows!?!

Mercer: Yeah, it’s hard to tell who is going to win what here tonight… all the matches are pretty even.. on paper at least…

Paco: *writing* #6…. So are you two done flapping your gums? Can the show go on now??

Miller: Shut up Paco, what do we have next Mercer??

Mercer: Next is the second world title match of the night, this one is for the Lightweight Title!

Miller: Alright, a lot of high flying action is coming our way.. back to the ring we go…

Paco: Rosita is back!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!

Rosita: Damas y Caballeros our next match is scheduled for one fall and it's for the ICWF's World Lightweight Championship!!!!

[The crowd cheers loudly, "Hey Ladies" By the Beastie Boys begins to play and the crowd cheers louder then before.....]

Rosita: Introducing first, the challenger being accompanied to the ring by his manager Pedro from La Coruna, Spain.... He weights in at 210 pounds and stands at 6'1" tall... here is El Linchador!!!!!

[He gets in the ring as Pedro looks on, then "I don't give a fuck" By Eminem plays and the crowd boos loudly....]

Rosita: and his opponent, making his way to the ring from Los Angeles, California... he weights in at 230 pounds and stands at 6'2" tall... here is the undefeated.... undisputed... ICWF Lightweight Champion of the World!!!! Suicidal Juvenal!!!!!

[He makes his way to the ring slowly, once he gets in he hands the belt over to the ref. As the ref shows it to the crowd the bell rings and the match gets under way.]

Miller: Well here go, it's been a while since Suicidal Juvenal defended the Lightweight Title, and it's been longer then that since he has faced a good wrestler..

Mercer: Yeah, so it should be a good match up!

~They lock up but SJ immediately breaks it after a knee to Linchador's stomach. SJ nails some heavy right hands before back Linchador into the corner, where he jumps on his shoulders and drops him with a head scissors take down! SJ walks over to El Linchador and picks him up, he whips him to the ropes, El Linchador bounces off and SJ misses with a clothesline! SJ turns around and El Linchador drops him with a standing spinning heel kick!! El Linchador picks up SJ and whips him to the ropes, SJ bounces off and El Linchador sends him flying with a Japanese arm drag. SJ rolls to the outside upset with himself, he tries to regroup but doesn't have a chance as El Linchador nails him with a Senton bomb!!~

Miller: What a move! He jumped over the ropes onto SJ below!!

Mercer: El Linchador is putting on quite the show, Suicidal Juvenal appeared to have control at first but El Linchador has been able to adjust and now he is in control!

~El Linchador picks up SJ and throws him inside the ring, El Linchador looks over at his fans and gives his famous smile. Pedro shakes his head as El Linchador stops posing and goes back inside the ring. He flips SJ over and goes for the pin, one! two! Kick out by SJ. El Linchador picks him up and whips him to the ropes, SJ bounces off and El Linchador nails him right in the kisser with a drop kick. El Linchador again goes for a pin, one! two! kick out!! El Linchador picks up SJ and whips him hard to the corner, SJ reverses it though and El Linchador hits hard! SJ grabs him and he sets him on the top, SJ climbs to the second rope, hooks El Linchador and drops him with a top rope arm drag!~

Miller: SJ is trying to come back, do you think he can do it??

Mercer: Well he's not the champion for nothing, I think he can, Paco?

Paco: *writing* #11... what??

Mercer: Nevermind...

~SJ stays down for a bit, trying to catch his breath. He makes it to his feet but so does El Linchador, who charges at SJ. SJ leap frogs over him though and El Linchador hits chest first into the corner! SJ comes from behind and hooks him by the waist side, SJ then delivers a German suplex! El Linchador appears out cold as SJ flips him over and makes the pin, one! two! and El Linchador kicks out somehow. SJ gets a bit upset but continues with the attack, he picks up El Linchador and hooks him between his legs.. he taunts the crowd a bit and then goes for a Powerbomb! Up goes El Linchador but he hangs on to SJ's head...and pummels it, El Linchador then delivers a Hurricanrana!! ~

Mercer: That was a nice reversal by El Linchador!

Miller: It sure was, SJ took way too long and El Linchador made him pay with one of his patented moves!

Paco: I have to admit, this is a great match up...

Mercer: What? A smart comment by Paco? No way!?!

~El Linchador goes for the pin but SJ manages to kick out after two.. El Linchador picks up Suicidal Juvenal and whips him to the ropes, SJ bounces off and El Linchador drops him with an arm drag! SJ comes back to his feet and charges at El Linchador who drops him with another arm drag! Once again SJ rolls to the outside and tries to catch his breath, El Linchador walks over to the corner and climbs it, he looks down at SJ and goes for a double axe handle but SJ sees it coming and he moves out of the way causing El Linchador to land on the steel guard rail!! El Linchador is hurt big time and SJ begins to capitalize, he picks up El Linchador over his head and drops him chest first into the guard rail adding insult to injury!~

Paco: I'm telling you two goofs now, if Suicidal Juvenal was looking for an opening, this is it.. he better make the most of it!

Mercer: Two great comments in a row? What's going on here Miller??

Miller: I don't know Mercer, I never seen him like this before, he's scaring me!!

Paco: Shut up! I'm just trying to show you two goof just WHY I am the head commentator!

~Suicidal picks up El Linchador and throws him inside the ring, he jumps on the apron and then walks over to the corner. He climbs it and then waits for El Linchador to get up, when he does SJ dives off and connects with a flying clothesline! El Linchador does a 360 in mid air and hits the mat hard, SJ quickly flips him over and goes for the pin. One! Two! Kick out by El Linchador!! SJ quickly back to work, he picks up El Linchador and whips him to the ropes, El Linchador bounces off and SJ puts his head down for a back body drop! El Linchador sees it on time though and he goes for a sunset flip! He gets it! One! Two! kick out by SJ! Both men jump to their feet and SJ charges at El Linchador who moves out of the way, grabs SJ by the head and tosses him over the top!! SJ hangs on to the ropes though and doesn't go out. El Linchador quickly comes over and gives him a shoulder to the mid section! El Linchador then hooks SJ for a suplex and brings SJ back in the ring with it!!~

Miller: Well this match is going back and forth gentlemen... both of these guys really want to be champion!

Mercer: They sure do, and this is the first time I have seen someone push SJ this hard... he's battling for his title right now!!

Paco: A lot of people said he didn't really earned the LW title, well he's earning it tonight!!

~El Linchador gets on top of SJ and pummels away like never before, he picks up the champion and whips him hard to the corner! SJ hits and El Linchador quickly follows that up with a big splash!! El Linchador grabs SJ again and whips him to the opposite corner, again SJ hits hard and again El Linchador connects with a splash!! He sets SJ on the top and quickly climbs the corner, he jumps on SJ's shoulders and delivers a top rope Hurricanrana!! The crowd gives a big "OH" after the great move... El Linchador goes for the pin, one! two! Th... KICK OUT!! "OH" is heard again as El Linchador almost gets the pin, he is shocked he didn't get it but gets back to work. He picks up SJ who gives him a rake to the eyes, El Linchador is blinded momentarily and then SJ picks up El Linchador and connects with an atomic drop! SJ follows that up with a scoop and a slam!~

Miller: Well guys, it seems that for everything that SJ does, El Linchador has an answer for, and vice versa...

Mercer: Yeah, that's why both of these men are the top in their division.. only one of them can be champion.. and they both want to be it!!

~SJ quickly runs to the corner and jumps on the top of the corner, with his back to El Linchador he dives off and connects with a five star Moonsault!! The crowd relentlessly cheers a bit, SJ goes for a pin, one! two! kick out!!!! SJ gets up upset and gets on the ref's face, the ref tells him just two! just two! and backs him down, SJ is very upset but walks back to where El Linchador is... he picks him up and hooks him for a suplex, El blocks it... he tries again and El blocks it again, this time El Linchador goes for it and brings SJ up half way before SJ can break free and fall behind him. SJ hooks him by the waist but El Linchador reverses it and he has SJ hooked, he applies a Full Nelson and then delivers a dragon suplex!!! The crowd cheers loudly and count along with the ref, one! two! Kick out!!~

Paco: Man, that was a very close two count!!

Miller: It sure was, I honestly thought that SJ was done for!!! SJ hit the set up to his finisher!!

Mercer: Is he going to try to go for it though??

~El Linchador drags Suicidal Juvenal to the middle of the ring, he then goes to the corner and climbs it. SJ makes it to his feet somehow and looks for El Linchador, when he finds him though is too late as El Linchador dives off and connects with a corkscrew cross body block!! El Linchador has both legs hooked for the pin, one! Two! Three!!!! Bell rings!!~

Paco: New champion! New champion!!

Rosita: Here is your winner....... and the.... NEW..... ICWF Lightweight Champion of the World..... here is El Linchador!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pedro jump inside the ring and then on top of El Linchador!! El Linchador gets him off and grabs the belt and raises it high, the crowd cheers loudly.]

Paco: Well gentlemen, that was a great match up wouldn't you say??

Miller: It sure was Paco, El Linchador becomes the third new champion here so far, and we still have 3 more matches to go.. and at least on one of them we guarantee another new champion!!

Mercer: Amazing... it's like the ICWF starting a new era.. and in a way it is... let's talk about the Lightweight title match a little big more... SJ gets his first loss here in the ICWF and it is a big one.. what do you think will happen next for him?

Miller: Well things don't look good, I mean first he losses the Tag Titles, then he leaves Soul Assassins... his girl dumps him and now he loses the LW title... if I ask me, the man has horrible luck and I'm afraid it will only get worst!

Mercer: Yeah, and on the flip side of that you have El Linchador, who surprised many here tonight by winning this match!

Paco: I tell ya, I see big things for this Linchador character... the LW might be just the beginning...

Miller: I have to agree with you there, well folks at home.. it's time for our next match up.. and I'll let Joey tell you which title is on the line next!!

Paco: Joey!? Not again, where did Rosita go!?


Joey: Ladies and Gentlemen... our next match up is scheduled for one fall and it's for the vacant Universal Title!!!

[The crowd cheers loudly and then "Wherever I May Roam" By Metallica begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly.]

Joey: Introducing the first participant in this fatal four way match up.... he comes to us from Grand Rapids, Michigan... he weights in at 275 pounds and stands at 6'7" tall... ladies and gents here is Asher Bourline!!!

[He gets inside the ring and then "American Badass" By Kid Rock plays and the crowd cheers loudly as well....]

Joey: Introducing now the second participant being accompanied to the ring by Heather Hunter, OG Thug and Asia Carrera... ... he comes to us from St. Louis Missouri... he weights in at 275 pounds and stands at 6'7" tall... ladies and gents here is Dynamic Dynamite!!!!

[They walk down the ramp and stand in front of the ring looking at Asher on the inside... then "Fuck the World" by ICP begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction... ]

Joey: and now the third participant.. he comes to us from Victoria, British Columbia-Canada! He weights in at 270 pounds and stands at 6'4" tall.... ladies and gents here is "Showtime" Mike Hall!!!!!!

[He walks down the ring and then passes Dynamic Dynamite and his crew, he gets inside the ring and comes face to face with Asher... then "Redemption" By 2pac plays and the crowd boos loudly!!]

Joey: and their opponent comes to us from parts unknown... he weights in at 245 pounds and stands at 6'3" tall... ladies and gents here is the last participant of the fatal four way.... The Lost Soul!!!

[He rushes down the ramp and immediately nails D double D and his crew!! Mike Hall turns to see what happened and Asher nails him in the back of the head! The ref calls for the bell and the crowd is already on their feet!!]

Miller: Well TLS has come out fired up!! He’s gotten this thing started!!

Paco: Yeah, but this isn’t anything goes! The ref better get some control!

~The ref calls for help from the back, he then points to the two wrestlers in the ring as if to say they are the legal men. More refs show up and break up the fight between Double D and TLS.. back in the ring Asher is laying some heavy shots on Showtime, he backs him into the corner and gives him a couple of shoulders to the mid section followed by some more heavy right hands. Mike Hall looks totally out of it as Asher whips him to the other side, Hall hits hard. TLS has made it to the corner and he immediately tags Hall, he jumps over the ropes and charges at Bourline, who side steps him and drops him with a toe hold! Bourline gets on top of TLS and applies a pain killer. ~

Miller: Bourline is in total control of this match so far..

Mercer: Yeah the rookie is putting on quite a show.

Paco: *writing* Eleven.. five more to go…!

~ TLS inches his way to the ropes and eventually gets them, Asher breaks the hold and picks up TLS, he hooks him and drops him with a single arm DDT! Asher flips TLS over and goes for the pin, one! Two! and Dynamic Dynamite comes in and breaks the count, the ref gets on his face but he doesn’t care. Asher picks up TLS and whips him to the ropes, TLS reverses it and Bourline bounces off and gets nailed with a drop kick! TLS makes it to his feet and tags Double D in. Dynamic quickly gets in and picks up Bourline, he hooks him for a suplex and gets it. He stands over Asher and then drops an elbow to the chest! D double D with a pin, one! Two! kick out! Dynamic Dynamite picks up Asher and whips him to the ropes, Mike Hall tags Bourline as he bounces off. Dynamic Dynamite back body drops Bourline and he gets nailed with a flying clothesline! ~

Mercer: This four corner’s matches are exiting!!

Miller: They sure are, fast pace action…

Paco: yeah but it’s not hardcore!!

Miller: It doesn’t have to be!!

Paco: Yeah it does!

Mercer: Ugh…

~Mike Hall picks up Dynamic Dynamite, he grabs him by his head and drops him with a Neckbreaker! Mike Hall goes for the pin, one! Two! and Bourline makes the save, Bourline picks up Mike Hall and tries to hip toss him but Mike Hall blocks it and instead he gives Bourline a hip toss over the ropes and onto the floor!! Mike Hall looks down at Bourline and then turns his attention to Double D who is up and nails Mike Hall with a right hand… Dynamic D grabs Mike Hall and whips him to the ropes, Mike Hall bounces off and Dynamic Dynamite catches him and drops him with a Spinebuster! Dynamic Dynamite points to the corner, and walks over, he begins to climb it but TLS comes over and tags him on the shoulder and then pushes Dynamic D off the top and onto the outside!! ~

Miller: Oh my God!!

Paco: Oh that’s got to hurt!!

Mercer: TLS being the opportunist that he is tag DD and threw him off the top onto the floor!

Paco: And with both D double D and Bourline on the outside, TLS can go for the kill here!!

~ TLS quickly climbs the corner after throwing DD off, he dives off and connects with a somersault leg drop!! The crowd is on their feet as he goes for the pin, one! Two! Th… no! Bourline comes out of nowhere and makes the save! TLS makes it to his feet and so does Bourline and they begin going at it blow by blow!!! The crowd is cheering loudly now!! TLS wins the fist battle, he kicks Bourline in the mid section, hooks him and drops him with a Soulbuster!!! A modified Brainbuster, he goes for the pin again, one! Two! Th.. NO! and Dynamic D makes the save this time!! Dynamic Dynamite grabs TLS by his head and tosses him over the top, but TLS hangs on! Dynamic doesn’t see this and begins to walk away but TLS grabs him by his hair and pulls him back, he hooks him and suplex Dynamic Dynamite to the outside!! ~

Miller: The crowd is loving this match up!!!

Mercer: Yeah, and what a shocker, The Lost Soul is on total control!!

Paco: He might be a weirdo, but the guy can sure wrestle!!!

~ TLS looks over his shoulder at a down D double D and then jumps on the second rope and dives backwards connecting with a Moonsault! Mike Hall makes it to his feet and looks at TLS on the outside, he grabs the ropes and jumps over them and nails TLS with a cross body block!! Mike Hall is all pumped up now but he gets nailed by Bourline with a missile drop kick!! The crowd is still cheering and “ICWF” chants break out, Bourline is the only man standing and he picks up Mike Hall and tosses him inside the ring. He goes in too and then picks up Mike Hall, he then takes him to the corner and sets him on the top. He climbs to the second rope, hooks Mike Hall and drops him with a top rope inverted DDT!!! ~

Miller: That was a great move!!

Paco: A hell of a move! I almost dropped my beer!!

Mercer: Bourline is going for the pin, one! Two! and TLS made the save!!

Paco: That’s the things with these four way match ups, you can be so close yet so far!!

~ Bourline makes it to his feet and begins to go at it with TLS again! Blow by blow, head to head, toe to toe, however you want to put it, these two are going it at like there is no tomorrow! Bourline wins this battle and he whips TLS to the ropes, TLS bounces off and Bourline nails him with a Super kick!! TLS’s head bounces hard off the mat, Bourline is about to go for a pin but Dynamic Dynamite comes from behind and turns Bourline around, gives him a kick to the gut and plants him with an Evenflow DDT!! Dynamic Dynamite is about to go for the pin but Mike Hall nails him with a right hand, he nails him with another followed by a knee to the gut and the “Showtime” DDT!! ~

Paco: Man DDTs are being delivered left and right!!

Mercer: yeah, and Mike Hall is the only man standing now, he pins Double D, one! Two! Kick out!

Miller: He pins Bourline now, one! Two! kick out!! Now he’s going for TLS, One! Two! kick out!!

Paco: and he’s out!!!! Stroke out 3 times!!

~ Mike Hall upset picks up TLS, he calls for the Grande Finale, he hooks TLS and picks him up but as he has him up Asher Bourline spears him down hard!! TLS gets the worst of the exchange as he falls to the outside and lands awkwardly on his neck! Bourline picks Mike Hall he hooks him for a Powerbomb and delivers it!! Bourline grabs the legs of Mike Hall and applies a modified Texas Clover leaf! The Bourline Special® is being applied but Dynamic Dynamite breaks that up as he nails Bourline with a drop kick to the face! ~

Miller: I think if it wouldn’t had been for D double D, Mike Hall would have cried uncle!!

Paco: Yeah, but look on the outside, is TLS ok? One of the refs is checking on him and his neck..

Miller: It doesn’t look good for the dark angel, let’s take a look of the bad fall he took.

~ The show a replay of Bourline spearing Mike Hall as he had TLS up, TLS goes over the ropes and lands almost straight on his neck. We come back to live action where Double D picks up Bourline and whips him to the ropes, Bourline reverses it and Double D bounces off and gets nailed with a kick to the gut. Bourline hooks him for a Powerbomb and tells the crowd he is going to do it to the outside! The crowd cheers and he tries to go for it but Dynamic Dynamite blocks it and back body drops Bourline to the outside!! Bourline lands near TLS who had begun to move, he sees Bourline and begins to pound on him!! Back in the ring Dynamic D is laughing at the two below, he doesn’t notice Mike Hall up, he turns around and Hall nails him with a kick to the gut! Hall hooks him and drops Dynamic D with the Grande Finale ®!!! ~

Mercer: It could be all over right there! Mike Hall can taste the Universal Title!!

Miller: He hooks the leg, TLS and Bourline are still brawling on the outside, the ref counts One! Two! Th.. KICK OUT!! DD kick out!!

Paco: *writing* #15, no way!? He kicked out!!? That says a lot about that guy…determination for one thing..

Mercer: Mike Hall can’t believe it!

~ Mike Hall picks up Dynamic Dynamite and tosses him to the outside just as Bourline tosses TLS in the ring. Mike Hall begins to stomp on TLS and then picks him up but gets a rake to the eyes, TLS then grabs Mike Hall and holds him for Bourline, Bourline takes a few steps back and goes for his super kick again but Dynamic Dynamite pulls his leg from under him and he falls to the mat! DD pulls him to the outside as Mike Hall kicks back and nails TLS on the jewels! TLS folds in pain and Mike Hall hooks him for the Showtime DDT! But TLS blocks it and turns it into a Northern lights Suplex instead! TLS goes to the corner and begins to climb it, he is at the top and is about to fly but Dynamic D jumps on the apron and pushes him off returning the favor from earlier! TLS falls on top of Bourline as he was making it to his feet! ~

Mercer: Well they say what goes around, comes around and Double D. got pay back.

Paco: and look at Bourline and TLS on the outside, they are brawling like a pair of rabid dogs!!

Miller: Those two surely don’t like eachother!

~ Dynamic Dynamite comes in the ring as Mike Hall stumbles to his feet, Double D is waiting on him, Mike Hall looks around and then turns to Dynamic Dynamite who gives him a kick to the gut followed by the Dynamic Pain ®!! A modified Stunner!! Dynamic Dynamite goes for the pin, one! Two! Three!!! The crowd erupts in cheers as the bell rings. ~

Joey: Here is your winner… and the…. NEW… ICWF Universal Champion… ”The Franchise” Dynamic Dynamite!!!!!!!!!!

~ Bourline and TLS keep fighting on the outside and both men have busted eachother open, a group of refs come out and break them apart. Bourline and TLS try to go at eachother still but there are too many zebras.. ~

Miller: Well gentlemen what can we possibly say after witnessing such a great match?

Mercer: Well I for one can say, WOW! Those 4 great wrestlers put on a hell of a show, it was a tough match up for all until the end, it’s too bad only one of them could win.

Paco: Yeah, and how about Dynamic Dynamite? Great athlete, he took the Grande Finale and bounced back to win the whole thing!!

Miller: He sure did and what the…?

[As Dynamic Dynamite waits for his title, the lights go out and a song we had not heard in a while plays.. .it is “Get out of My Head” By Cypress Hill… the crowd is quiet as smoke emits from the entrance way and then purple lights come on….. we see a figure walking down the ramp with a shinny object in it’s hand.. he stands in front of the ring and then pyro goes off in the entrance way and the lights come back on, we now see that the figure is none other then Enigma!!]

Miller: It’s Enigma!! What’s he doing here!!?

Mercer: and what is he doing with the Universal title??!!

[Enigma looks on at Double D and his crew, he rolls inside the ring and comes face to face with him… he then looks at the title and offers it to Dynamic Dynamite along with some sort of shirt..… He takes both items and then Enigma simply leaves the ring… the crowd is cheering loudly as Double D is a bit confused as he looks at his crew and then at the Universal title and the shirt..…]

Mercer: What was that about??

Miller: I don’t know, but if you recall, Enigma retired with the Universal Title, so I guess he just wanted to do the honors, and pass on the belt..

Mercer: I guess, but then answer me this, what’s with that piece of clothing..

Paco: It’s a shirt!

Mercer: Yeah, but why did Enigma give it to him??

Paco: Dunno, here drink a beer, it will help you think better….

Miller: I doubt that but I don’t know either, what I do know is this.. when it comes to Enigma.. there is always a lot of questions left unanswered… Well our next match is one that we have been anticipating for the longest time.. we see a little preview a couple of weeks ago in the 3 way match up, but now it’s one on one, now it’s personal.

Mercer: You said it, these two guys hate eachother like nobody else in the ICWF in the last few months… sure the title is on the line, but it goes beyond that.. like you said, it’s personal..

Paco: So it’s time for the World Hardcore Title match!? YES!! And just in time, I’m breaking the Tequila bottle up!! But guys, so u don’t feel left out.. here I brought you some V8 fruit punch juices.. here ya go…

Mercer: Oh thanks Paco, now that I’ll drink..

Miller: Yeah, me too, thanks Paco!!

Paco: No problems fellas, drink on up, I got more.. Hehehe.. ahem, shall we go to Rosita!!?? Yes Rosita!!

Rosita: Damas y Caballeros, our next bout is scheduled for no falls and it’s a “Poker” tables match for the ICWF World Hardcore title of the WORLD!!! *crowd cheers* The rules are simply, in order to win this match you must put your opponent through 4 tables in any way shape or fashion.. now, to the participants!!

[”Bring the Pain” By Method Man blast through and the crowd gives a mix reaction as Punisher makes his way to the ring alone….. ]

Rosita:Introudcing first, the man making his way down the ring from Washington, DC! He weights in at 275 pounds and stands at 6’5” tall… here is The Punisher!!!!!!!!!!!!

[He walks down the ramp and looks over at the tables set in each corner of the ring, each table has each one of the Ace’s symbol, spade, clubs, hearts, diamonds. He gets inside the ring and then “Know your Enemy” By Rage against the machine begins to play.. the crowd boos.]

Rosita: and his opponent… making his way down the ramp from Atlanta, Georgia… he weights in at 353 pounds and stands at 7’0” tall… here is the current ICWF Hardcore Champion of the World….. RAGE!!!!

[He arrives at the ring and looks at Punisher from the outside, he takes off his belt and drops it on the ground and tells Punisher to bring it.. Punisher doesn’t hesitate and slides under the bottom rope and begins to go at it with Rage!!]

Paco: Hardcore to the limit!! Yes!! Oh man, these two next matches are going to be the bomb diggity!!

Mercer: Calm down Paco! Calm down!!

Miller: Don’t bother Mercer, when he gets like this there is no stopping him.. just watch yourself.

~ Rage wins the brawl and whips Punisher hard to the guard rail! Rage grabs him and picks him up over his head, Punisher rakes the eyes of Rage though and he lets Punisher go. Punisher behinds Rage and he pulls back on his head and drops him with a reverse DDT! Punisher looks over at one of the tables and he immediately picks up Rage and goes for a Powerbomb! Rage blocks it though and shoves Punisher off of him, Punisher rushes back at Rage but he gets nailed with a clothesline! Rage quickly regroups and picks up Punisher, he throws him against the guard rail on the left and then to the guard rail on the right! Punisher seems totally out of it as Rage hooks him for a suplex and connects with it!!~

Paco: Ok is it me or does Rage seems like he is too much for Punisher??

Miller: It sure looks like it, Paco, what did you put on these juices??

Paco: Huh? Nothing, nothing!! What?

Mercer: Yeah, they taste funny.. but in a good way…

Paco: Relax, just enjoy it…

~ Rage picks up Punisher and takes him over to the tables of diamonds, he hooks him for another suplex but Punisher blocks it this time and turns it into a swinging Neckbreaker! Punisher picks up Rage quickly and tosses him inside the ring, the crowd boos and he flicks them off. He jumps on the apron and waits for Rage to get up, when he does he launches himself over the ropes and nails him with a flying clothesline! Punisher picks up Rage and then grabs him by the head, he tries to toss him over the top into the table of hearts but Rage grabs the ropes, he elbows Punisher in the gut and then on the face. Punisher back peddles and Rage nails him with a big boot to the face that sends him down! ~

Mercer: It seems that for everything that Rage does, Punisher has an answer for…

Miller: You mean everything Punisher does, Rage has an answer for..

Mercer: Isn’t that what I said??

Paco: No, you said the opposite..

Mercer: Why am I thinking backwards? I feel funny… *hiccup* oh great, I got hiccups now.. I’ll drink more of this juicy…

Paco: Yeah you do that…hehe…

~ Rage picks up Punisher and whips him to the ropes, Punisher bounces off and Rage nails him with a clothesline. Punisher goes down hard and Rage bounces off the ropes and drops the huge leg across the neck of Punisher! Rage picks up Punisher again, he takes him close to the ropes and then grabs him by the neck and goes for a Chokeslam but Punisher gives him a kick to the mid section breaking the hold. Punisher tries to clothesline Rage but Rage ducks it, Punisher turns around and he gets caught by the neck again! Rage lifts him up and then Chokeslams him to the outside through the table of Diamonds!!!! The crowd cheers loudly and chants of “Holy shit!” get started!! ~

Paco: Yes! Yes! Again! Again! Encore! Encore!!

Mercer: and Rage is on the lead 1-0!! 3 more tables and he is the winner!

Miller: Yeah but look how long it took to get him to put him through one table! *hiccup* oh great now I got the hiccups!

~ Rage goes over the ropes and jumps to the outside.. he picks up Punisher and holds him with one hand… he signals the crowd “one more” then grabs Punisher by the neck again and takes him over to the table of spades. He goes to Chokeslam him but Punisher kicks him on the jewels and Rage lets him go! Punisher falls to his knees and tries to catch his breath, Rage folds in pain. Punisher makes it to his feet but so does Rage, Rage swings at Punisher but he ducks it, hooks Rage and drops him with a Rock Bottom line move. Punisher makes it to his feet and he quickly picks up Rage, he hooks him by the waist side and delivers a Northern lights suplex onto the table of spades!!!~

Mercer: and just like that Punisher evens the odds!!

Miller: That didn’t take long at all!! Rage was over confident on that one!

~ Punisher begins to stomp away on Rage like a mad man, he picks him up and whip shim to the steel steps! Rage hits hard and folds over them. Punisher grabs a chair, then walks over to Rage and nails him in the back with it!! Punisher sets the chair on the floor and then grabs Rage, he hooks him for a piledriver and tries to deliver it but Rage blocks it and back body drops Punisher onto the steel steps!! Rage regroups and then picks up Punisher, he throws him inside the ring and the fans boo. Rage doesn’t mind them and goes in too, he picks up Punisher, hooks him by the side and drops him with a side suplex! ~

Mercer: Rage is back in control, I can’t believe this series is only 1-1 so far!

Paco: That shows that both of these guys came prepare!

~ Rage picks up Punisher and then walks over to the nearest table on the outside and then shoves Punisher through the ropes onto a table. He then goes over the ropes and carefully steps on the table and then picks up Punisher, who out of nowhere nails him with a thumb to the eye! Punisher hooks Rage and hip tosses him onto the floor! Punisher jumps off the table and then picks up Rage, he whips him to the guard rail and Rage hits hard but doesn’t go down. He stumbles towards Punisher who picks him up and delivers a Spinebuster onto he table of hearts!! ~

Mercer: Punisher is up 2-1 on Rage! Oh My!

Paco: He’s in charge now!!

Smith: He sure is! He’s going after Rage right away again!!

~ Punisher picks up Rage and then walks over to the last table, he lays Rage on it and then he jumps on the apron and walks over to the corner, he climbs it and then looks down at Rage. He dives off and goes for a Frogsplash but Rage moves and Punisher goes through the table!! The crowd cheers loudly for some reason as the fourth table busts… the ref waves it off though… ~

Mercer: Why is he waving it off? It’s 2-2 right?

Miller: No, remember, Punisher has to be put through the table by Rage, if goes through it by himself then it doesn’t count…

Paco: So that means more tables, yes!!!!

~ Punisher is holding his mid section as Rage makes it to his feet, he grabs one half of the steel steps and hits Punisher in the back with it! Rage then places the steps to the side and then looks under the ring and pulls out another table! He sets it up in front of the steps and then walks over to where Punisher is. He picks him up and then takes him up the steps with him, he hooks him by both arms and delivers his patented Double Arm DDT through the table!! The crowd cheers loudly as they see both men down momentarily. ~

Mercer: Ok now is 2-2 right?

Miller: You got it my amigo gringo, *hiccup* Hey Paco, *hiccup* got any more of that juice??

Paco: Sure man, I got plenty more… *grins*

Mercer: I’ll take some too…

~ Rage sits up and then makes it to his feet, he picks up Punisher and throws him over his shoulder and walks up the ramp. When reaches the entrance way he slams Punisher hard on it! Rage disappears to the back, Punisher tries to get up and we see Rage returning with another table. He sets it up and then disappears again. Punisher is still trying to recoup and Rage comes back with another table! He sets it next to the other and he then picks up Punisher, he signals to the crowd that it’s over, he hooks Punisher for the Ragin’ Fury but Punisher blocks it and turns it into a Crippler cross face! Rage tries to fight the hold but Punisher has it hooked on really good. ~

Paco: What good is this doing though? A submission means nothing in this match!

Miller: That’s true but you see, Punisher is buying himself some time and at the same time he’s wearing down the big man…

Mercer: Good point Miller…

~ Rage seems to be out and Punisher finally breaks the hold, he begins to stomp on Rage and then he picks him up, tries to anyway Rage is huge! Punisher grabs Rage by his legs instead and then drags him toward the edge of the ramp way. Punisher hooks them like he’s going for a Boston crab but instead catapults Rage over the edge!! Rage goes flying into the tables below!! A big crash is heard as the fans are all on their feet chanting “Holy shit! Holy shit!”. The refs quickly run over to check on Rage and to see how many tables he went through. Punisher looks down from some 10 feet above. The refs checks the tables and only one of them was busted, the other was cracked by Rage’s feet but did not bust, so the record stands 3-2!!~

Miller: Punisher was so close to winning the World Hardcore Title!! He was so close!!

Paco: He sure was, oh look what is he doing now!! I think he’s going to fly again!!

~ Punisher looks down at Rage and goes for the Frogsplash again, he gets it this time!! The fans cheer loudly and apparently are showing their appreciation for both of the wrestler’s athleticism. Punisher makes it to his feet slowly and is holding his ribs, he grabs Rage by his head and picks him up somehow and tries to carry him but drops him as apparently his ribs are too hurt to hold any weight. The ref checks on him but Punisher shoves him out of the way, he walks back to Rage and picks him up, Rage some how nails him with a right hand that stuns the king of pain. Rage makes it to his feet an apparently has found new energy.. he walks over to a crew area and grabs a broom. He walks back to Punisher and breaks it over his head! Punisher goes down from the impact but begins to fight his way back up, Rage helps him up and throws him up on the ramp again. Rage walks around and gets on it again. ~

Miller: Guys this has been a great match up, Punisher leads 3-2, what do you think??

Mercer: Oh, I am speechless. This match has been all we expected and then some!!

Paco: Screw that, this match IS F’N HARDCORE!!!! MORE!! MORE!!!

~ Rage walks up the ramp and sees Punisher up, inviting him to bring it. Rage charges at him and goes for a clothesline. Punisher ducks it and then tries to hit Rage with a right hand but Rage blocks it and nails one of his own! Again, again! And one more!! Punisher is totally out of it and Rage grabs him and delivers a belly to belly suplex in the hard steel! Rage drags Punisher to the entrance way and picks him up, he tells the crowd is over, he hooks Punisher for the Ragin’ Fury but again Punisher blocks it and tries to go for a jawbreaker but Rage pushes him off! Punisher turns around and Rage gives him a kick to the gut! He hooks Punisher between his legs and picks him up, He then turns and Powerbombs Punisher in one of the tables he had set up earlier!!! ~

Miller: Rage ties the series!! 3-3!!

Mercer: Yeah and Rage is not done!!

~ Rage holds onto Punisher and brings him back up only to Powerbomb him for the second time on the second table!! The crowd cheers louder then before now, the refs immediately call for the bell!! It rings!! ~

Miller: Rage did it! He retains! He’s still the World Hardcore champion!!

Rosita: Here is your winner………. And STILL… the ICWF Hardcore Champion of the World!!!!!!!! RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Mercer: What a match, and Rage showed us just why he is the new hardcore champion!!

Paco: Yeah, he’s no fluke! He’s the real deal!!

Miller: Watch it, John Steel might come after to you…!

[Rage is handed his belt and he raises it high in the air, the crowd cheers loudly, mainly out of respect. Rage throws the belt over his shoulder, gives Punisher a quick look and then leaves to the back. Punisher is almost out but is on his side, holding his rib area… refs and EMTs rush over…]

Miller: Well I don’t think that Punisher will be the same after this match.

Mercer: I agree with you, I don’t think I will ever be the same, hell, I don’t feel myself right now.. Paco, what did you put in this drinks!?

Miller: Yeah Paco, what did you put on this “juices” I had V8 before, and these taste sort of funny!!!

Paco: Huh? Put in it? Nothing, c’mon, I wouldn’t do that to you guys, hehe, ahem.

Mercer: Yeah, *drinking* you sure? *hiccup* hey is the ring spinning, what the.. *thump!*

[Mercer falls to sleep on the table…]

Miller: Mercer? Mercer? PACO what did you do!!?

Paco: Nothing man! Chill!!

Miller: You did something… *drinks more* I’ve never drank so much V8 juicy before… but it just tastes so damn good… uh oh… *wam!!*

[Miller falls backwards out of his chair. ]

Paco: Miller? Miller? Yes! Finally!! It took me 4 bottles of Tequila mix with fruit punch but it finally did it!! Now that show is all mine!! Sorry folks, but you just don’t know what it’s like seating between these two jackasses.. aahhh, what a relief.. well how bout we go to the main event!! Joey? Oh man, where is Rosita? Maybe I should have gave Joey some juice too! Anyway, take it away Joeyster…

Joey: Ladies and gentlemen it’s time for the ICWF’s Main Event of the night!!!! *crowd cheers slightly* and it’s an Iron “hardcore” Man Match for the ICWF Championship of the World!!! *crowd cheers louder* The rules of the match are simple, whoever can get the most pins within 60 minutes will be declared the winner… and now for the participants…..

[Fireworks go off in the four corners of the ring and in the entrance way.. then red and blue lights flash and sirens are heard… the crowd gives a mix reaction as Handy Man makes his way to the ring with the IC title around his waist…]

Joey: Introducing first the challenger from Barrie, Ontario Canada.. he weights in at 240 pounds and stands at 5’11” tall.. here is the current ICWF Intercontinental Champion…. Handy Man!!!!!!

[Handy Man gets in and hands his belt over to the ref… then “Sweating Bullets” By Megadeth begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly. Ace comes out with his trademark cowboy hat and the World Title around his waist.]

Joey: and his opponent, hailing from Lubbock, Texas.. he weights in at 280 pounds and stands at 6’7” tall… ladies and gents here is the undefeated… undisputed… ICWF Champion of the WORLD!!!… The Accelerator!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The crowd cheers him all the way, he gets inside the ring and looks over at Handy Man as he hands the belt over to the ref. He then comes face to face with Handy Man.. a few words are exchanged and before you know it they are blasting eachother with fists!!]

Paco: and this one is on it's way, 60 minutes these two must go at it and get as many pins as possible, this is their second meeting and it's for all the marbles, and I got this hardcore match all for my self!!

~Handy Man gets the advantage and whips Ace to the ropes, he connects with a flying clothesline. Handy Man to the ropes and drops a fist on Ace, quick cover and The Ref counts! One! kick out! Handy Man picks up Ace, suplex and Ace drops again. Handy Man another pick up whip to the corner and Ace hits hard, Handy Man follows up with a big lariat, now boots to the midsection followed by a fist, Ace is showing no offense. ~

Smith: Hello Paco.

Paco: What the hell are you doing here?!

Jones: They told us to come help you out, since you know, you disposed of Miller and Mercer..

Paco: I don’t need help!! Oh great… want some V8 juice??

~Handy Man whips him out, Ace reverses it and connects with a short arm clothesline. Ace up now, to the ropes and drops the elbow on Handy Man, Ace gets on top of Handy Man and starts nailing away! Handy Man turns it around and he gets on top of Ace and now he's nailing away, now Ace, now Handy Man and they roll to the outside! The Ref starts to count, one, two… Ace up first, kick to Handy Man's mid-section, Ace with a pick up, suplex, no! He hangs Handy Man out to dry in the guard railing! Three, four…. Ace is working on the midsection. Handy Man trying to get up, Ace with elbows to the back of Handy Man, Ace backs away and charges in and send Handy Man towards the fans with a knee lift. Five, six…. Ace gets up on the apron and breaks the count, sees Handy Man up, he dives and connects with a cross body block and fall on some chairs! ~

Paco: Yes!! That was awesome!

Jones: Not going to trick us with the V8 thing Paco, anyway, the Ref starts the count again.

~Ace picks up Handy Man and sends him over the railing back into the ring area, Ace goes over, picks up Handy Man and whips him to the steel steps, Handy Man reverses it and Ace hits hard! Handy Man looking for something under the ring, he has a broom, he swings and nails Ace across the back! Ace falls to the floor! Three, four…. Handy Man gets up on the apron and breaks the count, now he drops an elbow on Ace, Handy Man picks up Ace, suplex and he connects. Handy Man goes to the ring announcer's table, and grabs a chair…. The Ref starts again, one.. two… Handy Man has a chair, Ace is up, Handy Man is going to swing, Ace with a kick to the mid-section, he grabs the chair and nails Handy Man with it! Again, and again! ~

Paco: Oh man! Those are going to leave a mark!!

Jones: Ace is showing that he can be hardcore too, he knocked out Handy Man!!

Smith: Hey, that’s one of the reasons Ace is the World Champion..

~Ace tosses Handy Man to the inside and tosses the chair too, Ace in, he grabs the chair and sets it up, he grabs Handy Man and whips him to the ropes Handy Man reverses it and drops Ace with a drop toe hold and Ace hits right on the chair! Handy Man picks up Ace and drops him with a slam onto the folded chair. Ace is flat on his back, Handy Man goes to the top, he dives off and connects with a flying head butt! Handy Man goes for the cover! One! Two! Kick out!! ~

Jones: I thought he had the first pin of the night!!

Smith: Me too, that was very close!!

~Handy Man picks up Ace and whips him to the corner, he rushes and nails Ace with a drop kick on the corner, Ace is hurting big time, Handy Man picks up Ace and sets him on the top, Handy Man gets up there and tries a Superplex! Ace blocks it, he fights Handy Man off with fists, Ace with a head butt and Handy Man goes down to the mat! Ace gets up on the third rope and waits for Handy Man to get up, Handy Man up and Ace nails him with a clothesline off the top!! ~

Paco: How much time Smith?

Smith: Close to 20 minutes.

Jones: wow, and no pins. That says a lot about these two.

~Ace slow to get up, he grabs Handy Man by the head, hooks him between his legs and drops him with a piledriver! Ace goes for the cover! One….two… Kick out…Handy Man still got life, Handy Man gets picked up by Ace, Ace whips him to the ropes and drops him with a back body drop, the fans cheer for Ace, Ace grabs Handy Man by the legs, he's applying a Boston crab! ~

Paco: Can he turn him over?

Smith: Yes he does, Handy Man is in pain!!!

Jones: Wow, and how many times have you seen Ace apply a submission? It’s not a usual thing..

Smith: It sure isn’t…but Handy Man can take a great amount of pain, he’s not a quitter..

~, The Ref is asking if he gives up, Handy Man is shaking his head no, Handy Man is trying to reach the ropes, Ace applies more pressure, Handy Man in big time pain! Handy Man still tries to reach the ropes, The Ref asks again but Handy Man won't give up, he almost got the ropes, he almost got it, Ace pulls back some more and Handy Man screams but grabs the ropes! The Ref tells Ace to break the hold, Ace won't do it, The Ref warns him an Ace break it. Ace grabs Handy Man by one leg and starts to kick it, Handy Man in pain, Ace drops an elbow on the leg, Ace with another drop, and now he puts a leg hold on, Handy Man looks tired, Handy Man puts his shoulders down! And the ref counts! One….Two…. Kick out. ~

Smith: Handy Man is in big time trouble!! Ace could have the very first pin of the match!!

Paco: Yeah, and that’s not good.. c’mon Handy Man!!!

~Ace brakes the hold, He goes for a figure four but Handy Man kicks him on the ass, Handy Man tries to get up but Ace is got the advantage, Ace up, Ace with fist, Ace whips Handy Man to the ropes and he falls, his legs won't hold him up! Ace picks up Handy Man, he hooks the leg and delivers a fisherman suplex! The Ref counts! One! Two! Kick out! Ace, up he whips Handy Man to the ropes his legs hold this time, Ace puts his head down, and Handy Man drops him with a DDT! Handy Man is able to catch a break…Ace somehow is up before Handy Man but Handy Man comes up too, Ace grabs Handy Man and whips him to the ropes but Handy Man reverses it and drops Ace with a dropkick! Ace jumps to his feet and Handy Man nails him with another one and that one sends Ace to the outside!

Smith: Handy Man appears to be back to 100%!

Jones: He sure does and Ace is now in trouble!

Paco: Go Handy Go! Handy, go, go!

Smith: I guess Miller is right when he calls you the official cheerleader!

Paco: Shut up..

~Handy Man waits for Rage to get up and when Ace does Handy Man takes a running start, dives through the ropes and nails Ace with a suicide dive!! Handy Man jumps to his feet and lets out a scream, he’s pumped! Handy Man picks up Ace and whips him hard to the steel steps! Ace goes down and Handy Man looks under the ring and pulls out a table, he sets it up and the crowd cheers loudly. Handy Man walks over to Ace and picks him up, Handy Man hooks Ace for suplex! He delivers a front face suplex sending Ace through the table chest first!! The crowd chants: “holy shit!” after the big impact, Handy Man flips Ace over and goes for the pin, the ref counts! One! Two! Kick out!!! “OH!” is heard throughout the arena. ~

Paco: Oh I thought he had him with that one!!

Jones: it sure was close, but it’s going to take more then that I think!!

Smith: It sure is and Handy Man knows it, look!!

~ Handy Man pulls out another table from under the ring, he pulls out a second and sets it up on top of the second one!! The crowd is on their feet expecting something crazy to go down. Handy Man picks up Ace and throws him back in the ring. Handy Man then lines up the tables next to the ring and then gets inside, he walks over to Ace and picks him up. Ace takes him close to the tables and then goes to set him up for a Powerbomb but Ace fights back! Ace nails him in the mid section a couple of times followed by a European uppercut that sends Handy man backwards. Handy Man tries to gather himself but Ace runs him over with clothesline! Ace sees the bent chair, the one that was used earlier, he grabs it and places it in the middle of the ring. Ace picks up Handy Man and whips him to the ropes, Handy Man bounces off and Ace drops him with the Ace High® onto the chair!!!! The crowd is on their feet as Ace goes for the pin!! One! Two! Th.. .KICK OUT!!! “OH!!” echoes throughout the arena again. ~

Jones: Both of these guys have a lot of resistance to pain!! I mean Ace was put through a table and he kicked out. Now Handy Man gets his face smashed against steel and he kicks out!!

Paco: That’s why this match is so great!! Smith, time!

Smith: 41 minutes and counting!!!

~ Ace picks up Handy Man and sees the tables, he picks up Handy Man and walks towards them.. he then whips Handy Man to the opposite side, Handy Man bounces off and Ace goes for a back body drop! Handy Man goes flying but he grabs the ropes and falls on the apron!! Ace turns around and is shocked Handy Man nails him with a right hand that sends Ace backwards.. Handy Man jumps on the ropes and then jumps onto Ace and drops him with a Hurricanrana!! ~

Jones: Well that’s a first for the Handy capper!!

Smith: and you have to wonder why he doesn’t use those type of moves more often… I mean he’s got the size…

Paco: He sure does, the man can fly!!

~Handy Man walks towards the corner and climbs it with his back to Ace, he then dives off and connects with the Handy-sault!!! His version of a Moonsault, the crowd is on their feet again.. Handy Man makes the pin, one! Two! kick out!!! Handy Man is upset and gets on the ref’s face, the ref pleads with him, only two! Handy Man backs down and goes back to work on Ace, he whips him hard to the corner and then sets him up top. Handy Man climbs the ropes and hooks Ace he tries to for a Superplex again! Both men are standing on the corner, and again Ace blocks it!! He nails Handy Man in the gut breaking the hold, Handy man almost falls over but Ace hooks him by the waist and then delivers a belly to belly Superplex onto the two tables Handy Man set up!!! ~

Jones: Oh My God they are dead!!!

Paco: *spilling tequila everywhere* Yes! YES! Let’s watch it again! They went through both tables!!!

Crowd: Holy Shit!! Holy Shit!! Holy Shit!! Holy Shit!! Holy Shit!!

~The crowd is really into it, The ref rolls to the outside and checks on both men. Ace is on top of Handy Man so the ref goes for the count! One! Two! Three!!!!! The bell rings!! ~

Smith: There is the first pin!! Ace leads 1-0!!!!

Paco: No!! I like Handy Man but I got to give Ace major props for that move, that was f’n awesome!! And yes… F’N HARDCORE!!

Jones: Ace is not even moving yet, I don’t think he realizes he just got a pin!

Paco: Smith, time!?

Smith: 52 minutes and counting…

Jones: It’s coming down to the wire!!

~ The bell rings again and the match is underway, the ref begins to administer the 10 count. Ace begins to move and then brushes the pieces of table off of him.. he picks up Handy Man and throws him in the ring… he looks under the ring and pulls out a 2 x 4. He goes inside the ring with it and waits patently for Handy Man to make it to his feet, when Handy man does Ace goes to hit him but Handy Man side steps it and causes Ace to lose his balance. Handy Man gives Ace a kick to the mid section followed by an axe kick!! Handy Man flips him over and makes the pin, one! Two! and a kick out by Ace… Handy Man picks him up and body slams him on the 2 x 4. Handy Man goes to the outside and looks under the ring, he is there for quite a bit and then pulls out a bat wrapped in barb wire!! ~

Paco: Yes!! Blood is about to spill!!

Jones: Well, being Ace’s personal..

Paco: BITCH!!

Jones: Shut up! I was going to say that being Ace’s personal…

Paco: WHORE!!

Jones: Shut up you taco eating bastard!! I am Ace’s personal reporter, and it really upsets me seeing him about to get busted..

Paco: Oh, so what if he does, you gonna cry huh? Huh? You gonna cry?

Jones: Shut up!! *Sniff*

~ Handy Man gets in the ring, Ace makes it to his feet and Handy Man swings with the bat! Ace ducks it though and As Handy Man turns around Ace nails him with a Mafia kick! The Accelerator picks up the bat and he measures Handy Man, he swings with it but he also misses as Handy man ducks it and then hooks Ace and drops him with an Olympic slam!! ~

Smith: That move won Handy Man the King of the Ring!! Would it be enough to beat Ace!!

Paco: There is the count! One! Two! Th.. KICK OUT! DAMN IT!! so close, yet so far!!

Jones: Phew, that was a close one.! Smith, how much time!?

Smith: We are in the last minute!!! 59!!

Paco: what?! Oh no!!!

~ Handy Man catches his breath and then makes it to his feet, Ace is close behind Handy Man is struggling to his feet, Ace grabs him from behind but Handy Man breaks loose, he grabs the bat and with one swift moves nails Ace right between the eyes!!! Blood splatters everywhere as both Ace and Handy Man go down!! The camera focuses on Ace as blood flows from his forehead. A time clock appears on the corner of your screen, it reads 59: 50… the crowd begins the count down.. 10! 9! 8! 7! Handy man begins to each his way towards Ace! 6! 5! Handy Man throws his arm on top of Ace!! The ref makes the count as the clock strikes 59:56… One!…. Two!…. Three… no! no! kick out! KICK OUT!!!! 60:00….. the bell rings…~

Jones: I can’t believe it!! Ace won!! Ace won!!

Paco: NO!!! Poor Handy man!! This sux!! Smith: oh shut up you two, it was a great war! Both of these man push themselves to the limit… one of them had to win.. Ace again, was the better man today….

Joey: Here is your winner…….. and STILL… the ICWF Heavyweight Champion of the World…. The Accelerator!!!!

[The Accelerator sits up with blood flowing still.. the ref gives him a towel… .. Handy Man is standing on the corner with his head down. The ref comes back in the ring with both belts, he taps Handy Man on the shoulder and gives him the IC, Handy Man takes it but takes the World Title as well and pushes the ref out of the ring.. the crowd looks on… ]

Jones: Uh oh. Handy Man is up to something!!

Smith: Yeah… [Handy Man walks over to Ace who is standing up and then looks on Handy Man… Handy Man looks at the title and then at Ace with a serious look… the whole American Airlines Arena is silent and then Handy Man takes a step back and hands The Accelerator the ICWF Title… Ace looks at Handy Man and then takes it.. Handy Man offers his hand to Ace and Ace shakes it without thinking twice… the crowd cheers loudly!! ]

Smith: Well, what a relief! For a second I thought these two were about to kill eachother!!

Paco: Yeah, I mean look at Jones here, he pissed on himself!! Hahaha!!

Smith: He did? Eww!!

Jones: I did not!! I dropped my water that’s all…!

[Ace and Handy Man raise eachother's arms.. the crowd is celebrating, cheering loudly and fireworks go off… a perfect Kodak moment.. what? A happy ending in the ICWF??? NEVER!! HAHAHAHA!! All of the sudden, someone rushes to the ring.. grabs the bat from earlier and nails both Handy Man and Ace on the back!! Both men drop and then the man hits them again! The man looks down at them as he raises the bat up in the air.. the man faces the camera and he is none other then Rage!!!! The crowd is booing loudly and start to throw trash in the ring among other things… the credits appear and the show comes to an end with Rage standing over both men….]

ODJ: Well there it is, and this time I only missed one match! So I am improving!! Don’t give up on me!! Hehehe, well I hope you enjoyed Bad Blood II… I know I enjoyed writing it.. please leave your comments on them.. good, bad, or plain ugly….




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