Miller: Welcome everyone to another great ICWF Pay Per View, this one, CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS!!! I'm Genuine Miller along side long time foe Paco "The Drinking Time Bomb" and always joining us on Pay Per Views Mr. Smith!
Paco: Hello my gente! Is a pleasure to be here, wish all of you at home were here cuz the atmosphere here is just phenomenal! But don't worry, just sit there and relax in the comfort of your on home and get ready to get INSANE!
Smith: That's right Paco, I said it before and I'll say it again, ICWF Pay Per Views are the best!
Miller: I'm glad you two are exited because so am I. Folks 6 titles are on the line tonight and we know for sure that there will be at least two new champions!
Smith: That's right, The new Universal title will be up for grabs in a 4 corners elimination match!
Paco: That should be one big ass brawl!
Miller: Got that right Paco, also the vacant IC title will be decided when Kylo meets Unforgiven.
Smith: The undefeated Unforgiven, to be correct.
Miller: Right. The hardcore title is on the line as well, Arryk Rage gets back in the ring against Harkore King the current champion. There was a lot of speculation about Harkore's absence since winning the title, but we know that he is here tonight!
Paco: That's right, he is here and so is Arryk, and I spoke to Arryk in the back and he told me that this will be the best damn Harkore Match ever!
Smith: That covers a lot of ground we'll see if it takes place. You know one match I'm looking forward to is the Scorpion vs. Ruff Ryder match for the Television Title. This match is very meaningful to both men, not only because of the title being on the line but it means a lot for their careers.
Miller: I agree, and I'm wondering what Scorpion meant when he said that this match was going to get hot, very hot.
Paco: Well if Dean's rumors are true, I rather not know what he meant.
Smith: Ok, the main event folks also promises to be a huge match!
Miller: That is right Smith, Calypso vs. Aggressive Angle promises to be one hot one!
Paco: Well, I didn't know you liked women Miller!
Miller: I DO YOU FOOL! But I didn't mean it like that. The match will be hot, because of the feud between these two. These ladies will give it their all I'm sure and we will be in for a treat!
Smith: We forgot the Tag Team Title Match!
Miller: That's right Fixxxer, who is 3-0 in tag team competition goes up against a team that they have defeated before, I'm talking about the Canadian Revolution.
Paco: Well the revolution seems to be revolting against eachother! These two have been forced by Dougg to tag, and fight for those belts!
Smith: Right, he did it to Scorpion and Kylo so he is doing it to Everlast and Kroller.
Miller: Speaking of Everlast, he's pulling a double shit today, challenging for two titles, the Universal and the tag!
[People of the sun starts to play.]
Miller: Speaking of tag, we're set to go!!
Paco: Alright finally these two will shut up, and we can get some action going!
[he gets inside the ring and the fans boo him loudly, he argues with some fans as Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit gets started.]
Joey: and his tag team partner comes to us from Calgary Alberta, Canada. He weights in at 260 pounds and represents the Anti-Heroes……. EVERLAST!
[Crowd continues to boo but this time is for Everlast. He gets in the ring and face to face with Kroller, they talk trash to eachother but stop as Ride The Lighting by Metallica starts to play.]
Joey: And their opponents come to us from SA, Australia with a combined weight of 800 plus pounds, representing Damage Inc…. Mercyful Fate & Unforgiven………. FIXXXER!!!
[bell rings as the two rush to the ring and slide under the ropes and start going at it with Everlast and Kroller.]
Paco: Yes mon! This one is getting ugly in a hurry!
Miller: Indeed, Mercyful Fate and Kroller are going blow to blow. Everlast whips Unforgiven to the ropes and Unforgiven hangs on. Everlast charges at him and sends him to the outside with a clothesline!
Smith: Great move there! Kroller picks up Mercyful Fate and drops him with a slam! To the ropes he goes and an elbow drop! Kroller on top of Mercyful Fate now pummeling away!
Miller: Everlast is waiting for Unforgiven to get up, he does, Everlast goes over the ropes and lands on top of Unforgiven with a splash! The ref is telling them to go to their corners!
Paco: Sorry Ref, this one is not made for rules!
Smith: I'm going to have to agree with you Paco. On the inside Kroller has slow down the pace of the match, he has a reverse chin lock on Mercyful Fate. Everlast and Unforgiven finally make it to their corners, Everlast on better shape then Unforgiven after that exchange.
Miller: Everlast is asking Kroller for a tag, Kroller won't do it!
Paco: Oh here we go, see these two will not work as a team!
Smith: Mercyful Fate begins to get up, Kroller breaks the hold and whips him to his corner. He pummels away in the corner and Everlast tags him!
Paco: and look at Kroller he didn't like that one bit!
Miller: Nevertheless Everlast comes in and takes over, he whips Mercyful Fate out of the corner, no brings him back in and drops him with a short arm clothesline! Everlast stomping a mud hole now on Mercyful Fate and is walking it dry!
Paco: Ouch, Everlast is showing no Mercy!
Smith: He picks him up and whips Mercyful Fate to the ropes, reversal by Mercyful Fate and OH! As Everlast was bouncing off the ropes Unforgiven gave him a knee to the back! Mercyful Fate grabs Everlast by the waist side and drops Everlast with a belly to belly suplex!
Paco: See that's what I'm talking about, Fixxxer works great as a tag team!
Miller: You call that tag teaming?
Paco: Yup!
Smith: Don't bother Miller. Mercyful Fate picks up Everlast and takes him to his corner, Mercyful Fate with a tag to Unforgiven. Mercyful Fate whips Everlast to the ropes, back body drop by Mercyful Fate, Unforgiven catches Everlast though and drops him with a Powerbomb!
Miller: What a move! That's the first time I see that type of move being pulled by any team!
Paco: I'm telling you, Fixxxer is a good tag team!
Smith: Unforgiven goes for the pin!
Ref: one! Two! Kick out!
Miller: Close call there, wait a minute Paco, you picked Everlast and Kroller to win this match!
Paco: Uh, well, uh, I changed my mind, there!
Smith: Whatever. Unforgiven picks up Everlast and hooks him for a suplex, Everlast blocks it and instead suplexes Unforgiven! Everlast trying to catch his breath after that move, he crawls over to Kroller, he is reaching for a tag. Kroller looks at him with a disgusted look, but tags him.
Miller: Kroller a little hesitant there but he is now in. Kroller picks up Unforgiven and whips him to the ropes and drops him with a Power-slam! Kroller with a pin now!
Ref: One! Kick out! Smith: Unforgiven is way to fresh, it will take more then that to put him away. Kroller picks up Unforgiven and whips him to the corner, Unforgiven hits hard and comes out stumbling. Kroller to the ropes and drops Unforgiven with a Bulldog!
Paco: Nice move!
Miller: Kroller picks him up again! And takes him over to his corner, Everlast again tags him! Kroller is pissed! Everlast comes in and whips Unforgiven to his corner and he hits hard. Everlast charges at Unforgiven but Mercyful Fate pushes Unforgiven out of the way and Everlast hits the turnbuckle and falls flat on his back! Mercyful Fate jumps to the top rope and comes off with an elbow drop!
Paco: A pin!
Ref: One! Two! Kick out!!!
Smith: Close call. Mercyful Fate picks up Everlast but Everlast gets an Eye gouge in! Everlast whips Mercyful Fate to his corner. Everlast asks Kroller for a tag. Kroller won't tag him! Everlast screams at him to tag him! OH!
Paco: WHAT!
Miller: Kroller nailed Everlast between the eyes! Kroller is leaving! Hey!
Smith: I guess he doesn't care, he's leaving Everlast by himself!
Miller: Mercyful Fate picks up Everlast and takes him to his corner, tag to Unforgiven. Mercyful Fate hooks Everlast to what it looks to be a piledriver! Unforgiven is going to the top, what are they going to do here?
Paco: DAMN!
Miller: A spike piledriver on Everlast! Unforgiven goes for the cover!
Ref: One! Two! Three!!!!!!!!!!!!
[bell rings.]
Joey: Here are your winners………. And NEWWWWWWWWWWW ICWF HARDCORE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS………….. FIXXXER!!!!
[crowd cheers loudly as Fixxxer get the belts handed to them and then they raise them on the air.]
Miller: Everlast is going to be pissed once he wakes up!
Smith: and how is this going to affect him in his other match here tonight?
Paco: One way to find out, let's keep the show running!
Miller: Indeed, the next match I'm sure you will like Paco, is for the Hardcore Title!
Paco: Alright, one hardcore match deserves another bring it on!
Joey: Ladies and Gentlemen our next bout is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and is for the ICWF's World Hardcore Championship!
[Enter Sandman starts to play and Vic Vulgar comes out to the ring.]
Paco: what the? He is not on the match is he?
Miller: He sure is not.
[He gets inside and grabs the mic from Joey. ]
Vic Vulgar: Now you may not want me here, but that's too bad!! Since I wasn't signed in any matches tonight, I've taken the liberty of naming myself the special guest ring announcer for this hardcore match!!
Smith: What? Can he do that?
Paco: He just did.
Vic Vulgar: So without further ado...
[No Hero by the Offspring plays as Arryk Rage make his way down the ring and the crowd boos loudly.]
Vic Vulgar: Introducing first the challenger, from New York City, NY he weights in at 225 pounds and is the leader of Anti-Heroes………….. ARRYK "ANTI HERO" RAGE!!!!
Paco: Hey not bad.
[He walks down the ramp but doesn't go inside the ring, he waits at the end of the ramp in front of the ring. Cactus Jack's Theme plays.]
Vic Vulgar: And his opponent... coming to us from Hill Billy Town USA...standing 2 feet tall and weighing in at one metric ton... the current, but not for long, hardcore champion of the WOOOORRRRLLLDD... HARKORE IDIOT!!
Paco: HA! HA! Did you hear that? That was great!
[The camera cuts to Arryk Rage running up the ramp as Harkore King was coming out. Harkore sees him and goes for a clothesline but Arryk ducks, turns HK around and drops him with a clothesline! Vic goes out of the ring as the bell rings.]
Paco: Yes mon! get it on!
Smith: Well I guess Vic Vulgar doesn't think too much off Harkore King.
Paco: Yes he does, didn't you hear what he said? That was hilarious!
Miller: Sure it was Paco, Arryk Rage not wasting anytime there, he is going after HK furiously!
Smith: He is now on top of Harkore pummeling away! He picks him up, and whips him against the guard rail! The fans are loving this! Arryk Rage grabs HK and whips him to the other guard rail! Arryk with a pick and a slam!
Paco: Arryk is my kind of guy, he is a tough guy!
Miller: Arryk putting a hell of a beating on Harkore King. Arryk picks up HK and they get off the ramp and go down to the floor, Arryk is taking him to the back. He stops right before going to the backstage area, he attempts to slam HK's face into a table but HK blocks it and rams Arryk's face instead! Arryk is a little dazed, Harkore grabs a chair and swings it at Arryk!
Smith: He almost nailed him but Arryk ducked! Harkore King turns around and Arryk drop kicks him! Arryk grabs the chair and slams it against Harkore's back! Again! And another time! Arryk has gone bananas!
Paco: Yes hurt him Arryk, hurt him!!
Miller: Paco is loving it, Arryk goes over the sound station and grabs a table!
Miller: Uh-oh, I think we might be seeing some of the old Arryk Rage here, you know, Homicidal Arryk Rage!
Smith: Arryk Rage is pointing at Harkore King, he puts the chair against his chest, he comes off the ramp! Holly Cow! A shooting star press! Oh the humanity!
Paco: HOLY MIERDA MON!
Miller: That had to crush the ribs of Harkore King! I mean he got the shooting star press between the table, which is now a bunch of tiny pieces and a chair. That has to be it!
Smith: Arryk is not moving but he's on top of HK so the ref is going to count!!!
Ref: One! Two! Three!!!!!!!!!!!!
[bell rings and Vic grabs the mic again.]
Vic Vulgar: Here is your winner, Arryk whatever, and a loser for life Harkore King!!! Ha, ha, ha!
Miller: HEY! Arryk Rage just won the title man, give him some credit!
Smith: I think he is, he is going over to where Arryk is laying on top of HK still. The ref is calling for some medics. Vic pushes the ref out of the way and Arryk too who was starting to get up. Vic is on top of Harkore now pummeling away!
Miller: Hasn't Harkore suffered enough!
Paco: Apparently not!
Smith: Wait, Arryk is up, he turns Vic Vulgar around and pushes him. Vic pushes him back, oh they are exchanging blows now!!!
Miller: Oh great!
Smith: Arryk gets the upper hand and slams Vic against the steel guard rail, wait who is that!?
Miller: It's gate keeper! He has a chair! He nails Arryk in the back of the head!! Oh man!
[fans are going wild from all the action.]
Paco: My gente is loving it and so am I!
Smith: Arryk is down, Gate Keeper picks him up and has Arryk on his finisher 6 feet under!
Paco: Looks like a torture rack to me.
Smith: that's what he calls it dummy!
Paco: Oh!
Miller: Here come the zebras, Vic Vulgar has left, but the refs are trying to get Gate Keeper to drop Arryk, he finally does and the crowd cheers him on as he lives! Man!
Smith: This is some great action and we're just getting started!
Miller: Well folks while they are cleaning things up and taking Harkore and Arryk to the back I want to tell you that the 32 men tourney for the ICWF World Heavyweight title starts Tuesday with some great match ups.
Paco: Yeah, those matches look great indeed. I can't wait.
[The camera shows Harkore King being put on an ambulance and Arryk Rage receiving some assistance from a medic. A Limo pulls up from behind the ambulance and drives all the way in close to the backstage area. The fans watch quietly but then irrupt in cheers when they see Dean step out from it with Vince Carter. The camera fallows him as he walks and meets up with Warrick Hill and his brother Damien. The camera cuts back to the Announcers.]
Miller: Man Harkore King is really messed up, Arryk seems hurt but looks like he is going to be ok.
Smith: and what about Dean come into the arena, what is he doing here? And meeting with rookies Warrick Hill and Damien Hill. That's odd.
Paco: Well Dean is on a recruiting spree so maybe he wants them to be a part of HOP, in anyway, I'm ready for more action, are you two?
Miller & Smith: Yes!!!
Paco: alright, Joey!?
[fans cheer]
Miller: The fans love the hardcore action, Arryk sets it in front of the ramp, Arryk goes over to Harkore King who hasn't shown any type of offense what so ever. He sets Harkore on the table. Arryk against grabs the chair, no not again!
Paco: YES! Arryk is pure HARKORE! Gotta love it.
Smith: I gotta think that Harkore King might not have much left. Arryk grabs the chair and is walking back up the ramp! What is he doing? He is up there now and is looking down at Harkore King who is laying motionless on top of that table.
[crowd screams loudly.]
Joey: that's what I thought, our next bout is scheduled also for one fall and is for the ICWF's Vacant Intercontinental Championship!!!
[Crowd keeps on cheering but the cheers quickly turn to boos as Beautiful People starts to play.]
Joey: Introducing first, from Las Vegas Nevada, he weights in at 306 pounds and represents The House of Pain……. KYLO!!!!!
[Ride the lighting starts to play and the crowd stops booing and begins to cheer as Unforgiven comes out with the Tag Title around his waist.]
Joey: and his opponent comes to us from SA, Australia, weighting in at 480 pounds, he represents Damage Inc. and is one half of the new Tag Team Champions of the World, UNFORGIVEN!!!!
[He gets inside the ring and the bell rings. The two stare eachother down.]
Miller: You know we forgot to mention that Unforgiven was also pulling double duty here tonight.
Smith: You are right, and he has been successful once, so let's see how he does in single's competition against Kylo.
Miller: We have a lock up in the ring. Kylo gets the upper hand with an arm bar, Unforgiven reaches for the ropes and gets them, the ref tells Kylo to break the hold and does. Unforgiven checks his arm, they lock up again and Unforgiven gets the upper hand this time with an arm drag.
Paco: What is this crap? Pull out some good moves you two, let's get it going!
Smith: Relax Paco, Kylo gets up and goes for another tie up and again Unforgiven drops him with an arm drag, Kylo up again to the lock up and Unforgiven is able to drop him one more time but this time he hangs on and applies an arm wrench. Kylo makes it to his feet though and now he reaches for the ropes and gets it. Unforgiven breaks the hold.
Paco: Oh isn't this nice, a good old fashion wrestling match. I'm going to puke, I'll be back!
Miller: Ok then. Kylo gets a boot in to the mid section of Unforgiven, Kylo with a pick up and a slam, he goes to the ropes and drops the leg across the neck of Unforgiven, Kylo with a quick pin!
Ref: One! Two ! Kick out!!!
Miller: Oh that was close, Kylo with another pick up and a whip to the ropes, Unforgiven bounces back and Kylo drops him with a Spinebuster! Nice move there!
Smith: Yes it was, Kylo is going to the outside now, he might be going for an aerial move, he is, he comes off the top with a splash but Unforgiven gets out of the way and Kylo hits hard! Unforgiven is using the ropes to pick himself up now, Unforgiven up, he goes over Kylo and stomps on him!
Miller: Well this match has gotten good all of the sudden, Unforgiven picks up Kylo and whips him to the corner, he charges at him and nails him wit a huge lariat! Unforgiven climbs the ropes and signals to the crowd and then starts pummeling on Kylo's head!
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Smith: The crowd obviously behind Unforgiven who bring Kylo out of the corner with a monkey flip! Unforgiven gets up and climbs the ropes, he then comes off and nails Kylo with a flying head butt! Unforgiven goes for the pin!!
Ref: One! Two! kick out
Miller: Kylo not ready to give up, Unforgiven picks him up only to drop him back down with a back breaker! Man that's painful. Unforgiven is by Kylo's leg now, he's attempting something, could it be, yes a sharpshooter! Unforgiven is going to make Kylo submit!
Smith: Not yet though, Kylo is shaking his head no, the ref is asking him and he still says no, Kylo is trying to reach the ropes, they are not that far out, he almost got them, yes!
Miller: Unforgiven being force to release the hold there, Unforgiven quickly gets back to work on Kylo, he picks him up, whip to the ropes, reversal by Kylo and Kylo out of no where with a spinning heel kick!
Smith: He surprised Unforgiven with that move but Kylo is still down, I think he might have hurt his back as he went down. The ref is going to start the ten count!
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Miller: Kylo is beginning to move, so is Unforgiven!
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Smith: Both men are back to their feet, Unforgiven swings, blocked by Kylo, another swing and is blocked by Kylo again! Kylo with a right now, a left, a right and he has Unforgiven rocking! Kylo whips him to the ropes, he puts his head down and Unforgiven capitalizes with a swinging neck breaker! Unforgiven is up, he picks Kylo up, sets him up for a tombstone piledriver, he got it!
Miller: Two devastating neck moves, is that enough to beat Kylo, Unforgiven pins him and hooks the leg!
Ref: One! Two! Three!!!!!!!!!
Smith: Yes it was and Unforgiven is the new champion!
[bell rings and ride the lighting plays.]
Joey: Here is your winner……… and NEWWWWWWWWW ICWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION…. UNFORGIVEN!!!
Miller: that was a great match, both men fought hard until the end, but tonight has been Unforgiven's night, as he pulls down to titles!
Smith: Wait from behind! Is Warrick Hill! He is attacking Unforgiven! Here comes Dean and who is that?
Miller: I don't know but they are putting a beating on Unforgiven! Kylo is up and he joins the fray! Dean is asking for a mic.
DEAN: Hey People.....WUZ UP!!!!!!!!!!!
[Crowd goes absolutely crazy]
DEAN: Now you see this punk ass muthaf***a right here. He messed up big time, he messed with my boy and member of HOP Kylo, and now his ass is laying flat out in the middle of the damn ring. Well, all I got to say is, boy you messed up and you got whooped for it. I also got to say that this TNF, Dean and HOP are gonna be on the recruiting hunt, and we are gonna make a lot of appearances during the event, so all of you get ready to be offered a spot in HOP. Second, HOP is launching a full scale war on Damage Inc. I am sick and tired of seeing all these jobbers get so much recognition, it is time that we put a stop to them, and HOP will destroy Damage Inc. So Damage Inc, you better start running now, cause pretty soon you will be taken out by HOP. Now Dougg, Warrick has to tell you something!
[The cameras go backstage where you see Damien Hill laying flat on his face. The camera cut back to the ring where Warrick is holding the mic.]
WARRICK: Well DJ, let me tell you something, me and my bro haven't ever seen eye to eye, so I got rid of him, Silent Assassins now consists of Dean & Warrick Hill, and we want a damn title shot! So, do what I say or get F*cked up!
[Voodoo Child blares but then is cut short as the rest of Damage Inc. comes out and rushes to the ring.]
Miller: Damn we got another war going on and Paco is missing it!
Smith: The HOP just got bigger and is going blow to blow with Damage Inc. The HOP is cleaning house thought, Damage Inc. are getting their asses kicked!
Miller: I understand we have to go to the back where there is an interview about to go down, let's go down there.
[The camera keeps shooting HOP beating the crap out of Damage Inc. but then it cuts to the back where you see Paco's fat ass chasing Kroller who seems to be leaving the arena.]
Paco: Kroller, what happened tonight? You and Everlast were a team, you two had the match won. Did you do that for personal gain?
Kroller: Personal gain? Hell you little bitch, I did it because I don't give a shit about Everlast, or those tag team titles. Like I said before, my mind is only set on the 32 Man Tournament for the Heavyweight Title. Then the fans out there will have a true champion who doesn't cause backstage chaos, and leave a pay-per-view card main event-less! And I will do it easier than taking candy from a baby-face!
[He shoves Paco hard into the wall and you see him get on a car and speed away, in the background you hear the fans who are booing, the camera cuts back to Miller and Smith.]
Miller: Well the Malay here is done, but what about Kroller's comments? He doesn't care about Everlast so he screwed him out of Tag Title Reign.
Smith: You know what they say, paybacks are a bitch! Now can we go to the next match?
Miller: We sure can!
[Crowd cheers, then the cheers get louder as Misery Machine plays and Lucifer comes out.]
Joey: Introducing the first challenger, from the fire and brimstone of hell, weighting in at 475 pounds and representing Damage Inc.…… LUCIFER!!!!!
[He gets inside the ring, and as soon as he does Artic Blast starts to play and the crowd cheers.] Joey: the second challenger comes to us from Chicago, IL and weights in at 235 pounds….. ARTIC!
[He gets inside the ring and stares down with Lucifer, then I'm from the Country starts to play and the fans boo loudly.]
Joey: The third challenger from Atlanta, GA, weights in at 305 pounds and is representing Anti-Heroes……….. SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!
[He gets inside and comes face to face with the other two, then Break Stuff plays again for the second time as Everlast runs to the ring, as soon as he does, Artic and Lucifer begin to stomp on him. Joey gets out of the ring but still announces him.]
Joey: and the last participant, getting his ass whooped, from Calgary Alberta, Canada he weights in at 260 pounds and also represents Anti-Heroes……. EVERLAST!!!
[the bell rings, kinda late, because the brawl has started, after pounding on eachother for a bit, Sledgehammer and Lucifer are the first to square off.]
Paco: Here we go, this one is for the record books! 4 rookies one title, who will win?
Miller: Well all 4 have a great chance, all with the exception of Artic maybe, who will be leaving us after tonight's match.
Smith: Sledgehammer and Lucifer have started things off, Lucifer has gotten a tight head lock on Sledgehammer, Sledgehammer is trying to break free but no can't do, Sledgehammer with a couple of fist to the stomach of Lucifer loosen the hold a bit, Sledgehammer whips Lucifer to the ropes, he comes back and Sledgehammer drops him with a drop toe hold, he goes to the ropes and drops the elbow!
Miller: Nice combination there, Sledgehammer picks up Lucifer and goes over to Everlast's corner, tag is made, Sledgehammer holds Lucifer and Everlast gives him a kick to the gut.
Paco: Hey no fair mon! They are working as a team!
Miller: well they are on the same stable, Everlast now, he hooks Lucifer for a suplex and drops him on his back! Everlast attempts the first pin of the match!
Ref: One! Two! Kick out!
Smith: The match has just gotten started and I don't think Lucifer will get pinned just yet. Everlast picks him up and whips him to the corner, Artic's corner. Everlast charges at Lucifer but Lucifer gets out of the way and Everlast hits hard! Lucifer goes over to Sledgehammer and tags him!
Miller: So now stable mates must square off against eachother! Everlast recuperates from the shot and looks at Sledgehammer who is in the ring, Sledgehammer says they must fight and Everlast can't believe it! Oh wait he just nailed Sledgehammer between the eyes!
Paco: That's right! Every man for themselves boys! Ha, ha!
Miller: Everlast whips Sledgehammer to the ropes and oh! Artic hits him on the back of the head! Sledgehammer turns around and decks Artic on the head! Everlast from behind Sledgehammer with a roll up!
Ref: One! Two! Three!!! You're gone!
Smith: WOW! Everlast pins his own stable mate! That one make Arryk Rage happy!
Paco: He suckered him too! But hey, that just shows you that Everlast wants to become champion!
Miller: They are arguing now, oh Lucifer attacks Everlast from behind! He pounds on him and then drops him with a body slam! Sledgehammer leaves now, Lucifer picks Everlast back up and drops him back down with a Russian leg sweep. Lucifer tags Artic now!
Smith: Artic comes and quickly picks up Everlast, he hooks Everlast for a suplex, up he goes and down hard as Artic uses a Brain-buster instead of suplex! Artic with the pin now!
Ref: One! Two! Kick out!!! Paco: Damn Mon, I thought he had him with that move.
Miller: Artic picks up Everlast, whip to the ropes, Artic with a leap frog over Everlast, Everlast bounces again and Artic drops him with a Spinebuster! He's pulling some good moves out!
Smith: he sure is, Artic with another pick up and a whip to the corner, Lucifer's corner. Artic tags Lucifer and whips Everlast to the opposite corner, Artic is talking over with Lucifer, looks like a double team, Artic whips Lucifer towards Everlast! Everlast gets out of the way thought and Lucifer bounces off hard! Everlast follows that up with a clothesline on Artic and he has exploded here!
Paco: Alright mon!
Miller: Everlast picks up Artic and Lucifer and makes them rock heads! The crowd seems to be enjoying this even thought they hate Everlast. Everlast grabs Lucifer and throws hi over the top and onto the floor! Everlast grabs Artic, kick to the midsection and he follows that up with a Powerbomb!
Smith: This guy has taken over, Lucifer is getting back in the ring, no Everlast sends him back down with a Super-kick! Everlast is going to the outside now, climbing the turnbuckles, high flying move coming up! Everlast comes off the top with a guillotine leg drop that connects on Artic! Everlast with a pin!
Ref: One! Two! Three!!!! You're gone!
Paco: Holy mierda mon! Everlast is taking these wrestlers apart!
Miller: Lucifer is still on the outside and the ref has begun to count. Artic leaves the ring and the crowd is giving him an standing ovation, they appreciated him while he was here, our best wishes go out to Artic!
Smith: He was one of the top prospects here in the ICWF, Well we're down to two men, Everlast and Lucifer who is back in. Everlast picks him up and whips him to the ropes, reversal by Lucifer he bounces off and we got a double clothesline!
Paco: Ha! Both men had the same thing on their mind!
Miller: The ref begins to count now!
Ref: one! Two! three! Four!
Smith: Everlast is moving back up but Lucifer is not!
Ref: Five! Six! Seven!
Miller: Everlast is up and pushes the ref out of the way and begins to stomp on Lucifer! Everlast gets on top of him now and pummels away at the head! Everlast with a pin!
Ref: One! Two! Kick out!! Smith: Everlast gets up and picks up Lucifer, he whips him to the ropes, Everlast with a clothesline, misses, Lucifer spins around Everlast and drops him with a DDT!
Paco: good one there!
Miller: Lucifer is going to the outside, to the top! He is up there waiting for Everlast to get up. Everlast is slowly coming to his feet, he looks lost, he turns around to face Lucifer and he comes off the top and nails Everlast right between the eyes with a double axe handle! Everlast drops and Lucifer pins him!!!
Ref: One! Two! Kick out!
Paco: He picked up his shoulder at the last minute!
Smith: He sure did, Lucifer picks up Everlast, hooks him for a piledriver! Everlast blocks it! Lucifer tries again but Everlast blocks it and turns it into a back body drop! No! Lucifer hangs on and pins Everlast with a sunset flip!
Ref: One! Two! Kick out!
Paco: He's getting closer and closer to pinning Everlast!
Miller: Lucifer picks up Everlast, Lucifer says it is over! Lucifer is taking Everlast to the corner, he sets him up on the top. Lucifer climbs to corner now, what is he going to do?!
Smith: Look like he is going for his finisher, wait a minute! Everlast is fighting back! Everlast with a series of punches, Everlast with a forearm shot the sends Lucifer crashing down! Everlast stands up on the corner, Lucifer is up and Everlast comes off the top with a torpedo drop kick that nails Lucifer in the kisser!
Miller: Great move there! Everlast curses, he says is over! He picks up Lucifer, hooks him and delivers the wasteland! What a move! Everlast with a pin!
Ref: One! Two! Three!!!!!!!!!!!
[bell rings as Break stuff plays and surprisingly some of the crowd is cheering!]
Joey: Here is your winner, and NEWWWWWW ICWF UNIVERSAL CHAMPION…… EVERLAST!!!
Miller: That was a great match up! Everlast outlasted 3 men, and defeated all three to gain his first title here in the ICWF!!!
Smith: yes he defeated some great competition, all of those rookies have a chance to become very big in the ICWF, however it was Everlast turn to shine, as he bounced back from that tag lost earlier.
Miller: Well while they set up the cell for our next match let's talk about the tournament! Who do you think will win it?
Smith: Well I have to put my money on the two time former champion, Johnny Hunter.
Paco: Me I'll go with another former champion, Dean! Hopefully if he does make it to the final, he'll show up for the main event thought.
Miller: Interesting thought, me, I have to go with my main man, Ruff Ryder!
Paco: Oh here we go again, he's going to win this like he won the rumble right? Ha, ha. Give me a break!
Smith: Well the cell is set so here we go, the match I'm waiting for, Scorpion vs. Ruff Ryder, Television title on the line!
[The crowd cheers but the cheers get louder as Ruff Ryder's anthem plays and Ruff Ryder comes out from behind the curtain.]
Joey: Introducing first the challenger, from New York City, NY weighting at 290 pounds…. RUFF RYDER!!!!!!!!!!!
[Crowd continues to cheer as he makes it down the ramp and inside the ring. Once he is there, his music stops and Fire it up by Busta Rhymes plays, the crowd immediately begins booing. ]
Joey: and his opponent from Los Angeles, CA weights in at 285 pounds and is the current, undefeated, undisputed ICWF TELEVISION CHAMPION…………… SCORPION!!!!
[Bell rings as he gets inside and hands his belt over to the referee, the ref gives it to the announcer who leaves the cage. A second ref locks it up.]
Miller: Here we go Paco this one is one for the record books! Look at them go! They are beating eachother senseless!
Paco: well I hope they beat eachother to death, I hate them both!! Man and this is only the first cage match, I wonder what the second cage match is going to be like Miller: Scorpion gets the upper hand and quickly tosses Ruff Ryder to the outside. Scorpion goes to the outside himself, he grabs Ruff Ryder by the head and Ruff Ryder gets a punch to the stomach of Scorpion. Ruff Ryder up now, he's nailing Scorpion with fist. He whips Scorpion to the cage and Scorpion bounces of !
Smith: Ruff Ryder showing to Scorpion that he's the man, Ruff Ryder grabs Scorpion again and whips him to the steel steps, Scorpion reverses it and Ruff Ryder kisses the steel! Scorpion grabs the upper part of the steps, he's going to smash Ruff Ryder with it! Oh the humanity!
Paco: Scorpion is ruthless! Can anybody tell me why there is rope tied all over the cage? And what's that smell? Gasoline?
Smith: It sure smells like it, I think we are in for something big here!
Miller: Scorpion stomps on Ruff Ryder now, he stops and looks for something under the ring, he got a broom stick. He swings and breaks it over Ruff Ryder's back! Ruff Ryder is hurt! Scorpion picks him up and sends him inside the ring and Ruff Ryder is laying there motionless. Scorpion jumps up and climbs the ropes, he's at the top and comes off with a suicide dive! He missed!
Paco: Ruff Ryder moved at the last second and Scorpion fell flat to the ring!
Smith: Ruff Ryder slowly getting up, he sees Scorpion trying to get up too, he kicks him back down! Ruff Ryder stomps on Scorpion now, he gets on top of him and applies a camel clutch!
Paco: Oh! He's trying to break Scorpion's back!
Miller: The ref is in and is asking Scorpion if he gives it up, Scorpion says no, Ruff Ryder pulls back on the chin but Scorpion still won't give up. Ruff Ryder breaks the hold and picks up Scorpion, oh Backbreaker!
Paco: Ruff Ryder is showing me a lot here, but he still sucks!.
Miller: He sure is Paco, Ruff Ryder going to the outside now, he's looking for something under the ring, he's got a table! And listen to the fans cheer, they love tables. Ruff Ryder tosses it in, he goes in himself and starts to set it up, Scorpion from behind with a double axe handle!
Paco: Scorpion was playing possum there, Ruff Ryder thought he was down for good.
Smith: Scorpion picks up Ruff Ryder, he hooks him for a Russian leg sweep but instead they go forward and Ruff Ryder's face smashes against the table! Scorpion gets up and kicks Ruff Ryder off the table, he picks up the table and sets it up. He grabs Ruff Ryder, he hooks him for a suplex, he's going to suplex him onto the table!
Paco: If he does that will be great but Ruff Ryder is holding on!
Miller: Scorpion trying to pull him up but Ruff Ryder is blocking it, Ruff Ryder picks up Scorpion instead and suplexes him to the outside! Ruff Ryder with a great reversal! Ruff Ryder by the ropes now, he is waiting for Scorpion to get up, he does and Ruff Ryder jumps over the ropes and comes down on Scorpion with a cross body block!
Paco: Man what a move!!
Smith: Ruff Ryder is taking it to Scorpion, Ruff Ryder sets Scorpion face up, he's going back to the ring, he's going to try something now, Scorpion is looking for something under the ring. Ruff Ryder is going to the top, this could be huge,
Miller: Scorpion Has his hand under the ring, I think he's got something and Ruff Ryder doesn't know! Ruff Ryder is at the top, he comes off with a Senton splash! Scorpion moves out of the way and pulls out a chair from under the ring and Ruff Ryder falls on it!!
Paco: That's what he had!
Smith: Ruff Ryder is knocked out from the fall, Scorpion pulls the chair from under Ruff Ryder, he smashes it against Ruff Ryder, again! Again! And one more time! Scorpion is beating the life out of Ruff Ryder! Scorpion stops banging Ruff Ryder, he grabs the chair and sets it between some holes in the side of the cage, he picks up Ruff Ryder who can barely stand. Scorpion takes him back a few steps and whips him towards the chair, Ruff Ryder reverses it and Scorpion's head bounces of the chair!
Miller: Great reversal but Ruff Ryder can barely stand, he's crawling over to Scorpion, he puts him arm on top of him!
Ref: One! Two! Th….Kick out!
Paco: I thought he had him! Man that was close.
Miller: Ruff Ryder cannot believe his eyes, he thought he had a 3 count! He slowly gets up and picks up Scorpion and tosses him inside the ring. Scorpion has been busted open, Ruff Ryder gets in too, he sees the table and bring Scorpion up, he is going to try a Powerbomb onto the table! He pulls up Scorpion but Scorpion hangs on! Scorpion pulls the legs from under Ruff Ryder and Ruff Ryder's head bounces off the mat, Scorpion with a catapult that sends Ruff Ryder flying over the table!
Paco: Scorpion missed, what an idiot!
Miller: Scorpion goes over to Ruff Ryder, grabs him by the legs again, oh a figure four is coming up! Yes! Ruff Ryder quickly reaches for the ropes, can he get them!? Yes, and the ref is telling Scorpion to break the hold, he won't do it! The ref is on Scorpion's face but Scorpion won't break the hold!
Paco: Yeah! Snap his legs like little twigs!
Ref: 1! 2! 3! 4! Come on Scorpion break it!
Smith: Scorpion finally breaks the hold, Ruff Ryder is in pain, Scorpion is up and he picks up Ruff Ryder, but Ruff Ryder gives Scorpion a low blow! Scorpion down to his knees! Ruff Ryder goes to the outside, he has a chair, back inside he goes, Scorpion is up and Ruff Ryder nails him with the chair!
Paco: The tables have turned again! Ruff Ryder lays Scorpion on top of the table, he is telling the crowd this is over! Ruff Ryder to the outside, he climbs the ropes, he is taking his time, he is almost at the top, the crowd is going nuts, Ruff Ryder points to Scorpion and comes off the top with the breakdown!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Miller: He missed!
Paco: What an idiot!
Miller: Scorpion got out of the way at the last second and Ruff Ryder went through the table! Scorpion rolls to the outside and falls to the floor, he's looking for something under the ring, he's got a lighter!
Paco: Alright, he's pulling out some smokes!
Smith: Not that kinda lighter, the ones you use to light up fires! Scorpion is at the cage now he turns the lighter on, he's putting it against the ropes around the cage! He's setting the cage on fire!
Paco: So this is what he meant when he said it would get hotter than hell! The whole cage is on fire!!!!
Miller: Scorpion is nuts! He's going back in the ring, I can barely see in there, he has Ruff Ryder, he picks him up and drops him back down with a back breaker! The cage is begin to move what the hell!?
Smith: The cage is going up in flames! Scorpion looks and smiles! He picks up Ruff Ryder, and whips him hard to the corner! Scorpion sits him on the top, Scorpion looks to be going for a top rope DDT! No he turns around and drops Ruff Ryder with a stinger!!!!!
Paco: A top rope stinger! That's a first!
Miller: Look at all the debris in the ring, shattered tables, chairs, Scorpion has Ruff Ryder in the middle of the ring, there is the pin!
Ref: One! Two! Three!!!!!!!!
[bell rings.]
Joey: Here is your winner and STILL ICWF Television Champion………SCORPION!!!
Miller: So Scorpion is able to retain his title but you got to admit, Ruff Ryder gave him a good run!
Smith: Yes but Scorpion is not done, he is still pummeling on Ruff Ryder! He just threw him over the top rope! Scorpion is going to the outside, he grabs Ruff Ryder! He whips him towards the cage! NO!
Paco: Damn! He wants to fry Ruff Ryder!
Smith: Ruff Ryder bounces off and his back has caught on fire, help him ref!
Miller: Scorpion is laughing, the crowd is booing! The ref pulls out a extinguisher and puts out the fire on Ruff Ryder's back! Thank God! but Ruff Ryder is hurting big time! get some medics out here!
Smith: Scorpion grabs his title and leaves, the crowd is throwing trash at him! Scorpion raises his title, he's proud of what he's done!
Paco: He's not that bad after all, ha, ha!
Miller: Have a heart Paco, finally the medics are attending Ruff Ryder.
[A few minutes go by as the camera shows refs putting the fire on the cage out. Once they have done that the cage is pulled back up to the ceiling. Ruff Rydes is put on a stretches face down and taken to the back where he is put on anbulance and taken to a near by hospital.]
Paco: Man, how many guys have gone to the hospital tonight? 3, 4? I lost count.
Miller: Folks it's been one crazy night but it all ends with our big main event, the women's title match!!
[Crowd cheers loudly as Dougg comes out wearing a black suit with the World Title over his shoulder, fans reach for a hand shake and Dougg does what he can to shake the hands of the fans. Eventually he makes it to the commentating booth and shakes hands with Paco, Smith and Miller. He takes a seat and the camera cuts back to Joey. The bell rings 3 times.]
Joey: Ladies and Gentlemen is time for the ICWF's Main Event!!!!!!
[crowd cheers]
Joey: This bout is for the ICWF's World Women's Championship!!!!!!!!
[Crowd cheers and continues to cheer as Naan by Trick Daddy plays and Calypso comes out.]
Joey: Introducing first, the challenger from New York City, New York.. She weights in at 130 pounds and stands at 5'8……….. CALYPSO!!!!!
[she gets in the ring and the crowd cheers her. Scrub by TLC starts to play and the crowd boos immensely loud! The Women's Champion comes out with the women's title around here waist]
Joey: and her opponent from Hollywood, California. She weights in at 180 pounds and stands at 5'10, she is the undefeated, undisputed, ICWF's Women Champion of the world.……… AGGRESSIVE ANGEL!!!
[she gets inside the ring and hands the belt over to the ref, the bell rings.]
Miller: welcome sir to our booth.
ODJ: Thank you Miller.
Paco: Hey boss, got some tequila you want? Me go?
ODJ: You know damn well I do!
Smith: Hello sir, we have a stare down in the ring, this will be a great match!
ODJ: This is what I wanted to see, women fighting and a tequila bottle next to me!
Paco: Sir, me and you have something in common, a lot I might add.
Miller: I guess I'll call the match, Calypso and Aggressive Angel are exchanging words, Aggressive Angel slaps Calypso, Calypso slaps her back! Calypso grabs a stunned Aggressive Angel and whips her to the ropes, Aggressive Angel reverses it and catches Calypso with a boot to her face!
Paco: Those are some sexy legs, Woohoo!
ODJ: Settle down Paco, this ladies are great talents too you know?
Paco: I know sir, but they are hot, what is a man to do?
Miller: Shut up Paco, sir what brings you out here?
Smith: Aggressive Angel with a pick up, suplex connects. Aggressive Angel to the ropes and drops the elbow! Cover..
Ref: One! Two! Kick out!
Paco: Well this is what I like two see, two hot talented female wrestlers going at it, drinking Tequila with my buddies, hey, this sort of thing is my bag baby! But also, I understand Calypso is thinking of leaving us and that has me concerned.
Miller: Aggressive Angel picks Calypso up and whips her to the corner, Aggressive Angel charges is but Calypso moves out of the way! She's hammering at Aggressive Angel, kicks to the mid section and to the head! Calypso sets Aggressive Angel up on the turnbuckle, Calypso with a huracanrana from the top!
Paco: Great move! I'm impressed with both of these women!
ODJ: Who wouldn't be Paco, I also have a surprise for Angel if she wins here tonight.
Smith: Really? This will be good than!
Miller: Calypso has had a headlock on Aggressive Angel for a while and is not letting go, the crowd getting behind Calypso now, Aggressive Angel is getting a second wind, Aggressive Angel is up, elbows to Calypso, she breaks free, to the ropes but Calypso drops her with a dropkick!
Smith: So far Calypso has had the upper hand, yes indeed!
Paco: Calypso is really given it to Aggressive Angel and I heard she likes to give it all!
ODJ: Now that's a rumor, don't go starting nothing Paco!
Miller: Can we please focus on the match! Calypso picks up Aggressive Angel and whips her to the ropes, Calypso with a clothesline but Aggressive Angel ducks and comes back with a swinging DDT! Aggressive Angel turning the tables on Calypso!
Paco: Yeah, but she's trying to catch her breath.
Miller: Aggressive Angel slow to get up, she picks up Calypso, kick to the stomach, Aggressive Angel with a pick up into a slam, Aggressive Angel is going to the top! She's going to try a high risk maneuver!
ODJ: Could be going for her finisher, Paco pour me some more Tequila!
Paco: Si Jefe!
Miller: Aggressive Angel is up on the turnbuckle, Calypso gets up and shakes the ropes and Aggressive Angel falls and hits at the bottom, that had to hurt……..
Paco: It only hurts if you are a man idiot!
Miller: Whatever, Calypso goes up and she's going to try another huracanrana! Calypso hooks Aggressive Angel but Aggressive Angel holds her and drops her with a power bomb! WOW! Calypso is out!
Paco: I can't believe what I just saw, that was a helluva move! Aggressive Angel is down too, but Calypso got the worst of that!
ODJ: This deserves another shot of tequila!
Paco: Alright me too!
Smith: This match has gone back and forth, both of these females are giving it their all.
Miller: Aggressive Angel is going to try to cover Calypso, she does and the ref counts! Ref: One! Two! Th…KICK OUT!
Paco: Kick out! Calypso still got something left!
Miller: Aggressive Angel gets up and she has a confused look!
Smith: I don't think she believes that Calypso kick out
Miller: Aggressive Angel picks up Calypso, and throws her to the outside! They are right in front of us now! Aggressive Angel picks up Calypso and attempts a body slam, no Calypso hold and gets Aggressive Angel on a inside cradle!
Smith: but they are on the outside!
ODJ: Hey ref get out there and count!!!
Miller: Huh?
Ref: one! Two! Kick out!!
Miller: But Sir, this…..
ODJ: Shove it Miller!
Miller: Ok!
Paco: HA! HA!
Smith: These two ladies are right in front of us laying down…
ODJ: Don't get any ideas!
Smith: err, ok……
Miller: Calypso slow to get up, she picks up Angel and suplex coming up, no, Angel blocks it, Calypso tries again but Angel blocks it one more time! Angel hooks Calypso now and suplexes here onto our announcer table, man!
ODJ: Down Paco! Down!
Miller: Folks Calypso is laying in our table, Angel is going back to the ring, she is climbing the ropes, oh God please don't let her do anything crazy!
Paco: Let her! Let her!
[Calypso is laying motionless in the table all four announcers are standing.]
Miller: Angel is at the top, she comes off! Oh God!!
[Angel comes off the top with Jimmy Snuka type splash and falls right on top of Calypso and the table breaks into pieces! The Owner, the rest of the announcers the whole crowd is mute!]
Miller: I, I, I,
ODJ: Folks in my whole life as a wrestling owner I have never seen a lady pull that kind of move!
Paco: Damn! She came off with a big splash and connected!
ODJ: Well ref don't just stand there, do something!
Miller: I, I, I,
Smith: Angel is moving, she's hooking Calypso's leg! The ref is going to count!!!
Ref: One!………. Two!!…….. Three!!!!!!!!
ODJ: Wow!
[bell rings and the crowd cheers slightly but most are still stunned!]
Joey: Here is your winner and STILL….. ICWF's World Women's Champion………… AGGRESSIVE ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ODJ: That was a hell of a match, but can we get some help here for Calypso I think she's hurt big time and Angel too.!
[The ref gives Angel her belt who is slowly getting up, she looks down at Calypso and gets a small grin. The ref helps her to the back. The announcers move out of the way as some help arrives for Calypso.]
Smith: Well folks at home is been a hell of a night, and it all ends with a great battle between the two top women competitors of the world, what did you think Paco?
Paco: I need another drink!
Smith: Owner?
ODJ: I gotta tell you I'm proud of these two, they gave it their all, they put a good show, it was a great main event, I think it was better then what could have been if we would have a Rock vs. Dean match.
Smith: Really? I guess I can agree with that, I would ask Miller but the man still speechless.
ODJ: Poor soul, tonight was a great night I think , we have new champions, some remained champions, lot of action, lot of great wrestling!
Paco: Yes I love this fed mon, let's go drink some more!
Smith: While those two drink away, folks I want to thank you for tuning to our PPV, and we'll see you at Tuesday Night Fights when the World Title Tourney begins! for Paco, the Owner and Miller, I'm Smith… SO LONG!!!