[The commercial urging to buy the PPV comes to an end and for a moment all you see is a black screen.. Then the Warning sign appears followed by the ICWF logo shining brightly... It disappears and we get total darkness again.. then in the background you hear the sounds of birds humming and the murmurs of different animals.. The scene opens up and you see clear blue skies.. on the ground the grass is green, there is a lake and all kinds of animals are everywhere, co-existing happily with one another... words start to appear in front of the beautiful paradise... "In The Beginning... God created the heavens and the earth.. and all the great creatures co-existed happily, with nothing to worry them......." Genesis 1:1... Then all of the sudden a rumbling sound is heard and you see all the animals start to run wildly, apparently scared of something. the rumbling sound gets closer and closer and the camera pans up just to catch the glimpse of a huge ball of fire.. it hits the earth causing one huge red explosion! Almost like when an atomic bomb hits the ground…. As everything around is wiped out you see, just where the ball of fire hit a wrestling ring has landed, and on it… you see.. ICWF superstars going at it... You see Kingpin exchanging blows with TLS, Mike Allen going toe to toe with Titan 3 and the Party Animals battling Electricity... Wild fire now surrounds the ring, and everything that was once beautiful and peaceful is all gone.. and only the mayhem and chaos of the ICWF superstars remain... then words appear again... "In the End... ICWF’s Genocide will destroy it all......." Dougg 4:20... The camera pans away from the genocide and focuses on a thorn piece of paper on the ground.. You see the words: “Explicit Content” written on it, with the split right between the two words.. The piece of paper comes to life as you see on one side…Handy Man and Electricity.. and on the other side you see Kylo and Kingpin... all exchanging words… The scene fades to black and then it comes back inside the Hartford Civic Center in Hartford, Connecticut where the fans are going wild and cheering loudly as they wave their unique signs around.. signs like: "It's Ground Zero!" "HZM is my dad!" "Why Kylo Why?" "Rico, I got a green card and you don't!" "Skyler: Hooked on Fonicks wurked for him!" After showing many more the camera cuts to our commentators for tonight, you see Miller.. Newton and as always, Paco... Miller speaks.]
Miller: Welcome everyone to Genesis To Genocide!! It's the first PPV of the 2K1 and it promises to be a hell of card! All the titles are on the line, including a brand new title!! I'm your host G. Miller, and next to me as always.. "The Drinking Time Bomb" Paco and "The World's Most Desperate Man" Newton!
Paco: Miller, tonight we are honored with Newton's presence.. which means that this time around.. I will be having fun at a PPV!!
Newton: Yeah Miller, thanks to you the ratings are dropping, so they sent me to help you out..
Miller: Oh that's a bunch of bull and you guys know it.. I swear, if I didn't like to blow job so.... err... if I didn't like my job so much, I would quit right now!
Paco: Did he, did he just said what I think he said??
Newton: I think he did... EEWWW MAN!!! Please quit!!
Miller: Shut up! It's slipped! I didn't mean to, God you guys got my mind all screwed up!
Paco: Yeah I bet your mind is not the only thing you like to have “screwed up!”
Newton: Yeah, I think Miller is a back door swinger...
Miller: I'm ignoring you two for the rest of the night.. folks at home, tonight the action is hot.. the match ups are unbelievable.. and no one, no one can predict just exactly what it's going to go down here tonight.. I do know one thing, our first match is one about mentor vs. student.. Arryk Rage takes on Kidd Foxx, a man, he once took under his wing.. Kidd Foxx says that the only reason why he took him under his wing was because he knew, that if he went against him, he would lose not only the spotlight.. but the title.. Arryk Rage now says he's going to teach him what he should have thought him a while ago, how to take an ass kicking! So without further a due, let's go down to our announcer for tonight.. the beautiful Rosita Hernandez, for the first match of the night! I like her, she's hot... I'll due her..
Paco & Newton: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....
Rosita: Damas y Caballeros, welcome to Genesis... to... GENOCIDE! *crowd cheers* It is time now for our opening bout and it is for the Lightweight Championship of the World!!
[The crowd cheers slightly but when the sounds of “Bawitaba” By Kidd Rock are heard, the crowd goes wild. ]
Rosita: Introducing first, the challenger, he comes to us all the way from Detroit, Michigan… here is the master of frustration..…… Kidd Foxx!!!
[Kidd Foxx comes out and the crowd cheers louder as he walks down the aisle.. once he gets inside the ring he throws his arms up and fireworks go off behind him… When they go out, the music changes to “Badd Seed” By Wayne Kramer, the crowd immediately boo as they know who is coming out.]
Rosita: and his opponent, he comes to us from Des Moines, Iowa.. he is the current… undefeated.. and UNDISPUTED…Lightweight Champion.. of the…. World…he is….. Arryk Rage!!!
[Arryk Rage comes out unfazed by the fans boos and remarks as he makes his way down the aisle.. Fireworks go off in the entrance way as he gets inside the ring, where he takes off his title and shows it off to the crowd by raising it high in the air.. The crowd again boos.. He then gives it to the ref who shows it to Kidd Foxx before handing the belt over to the time keeper…. The bell rings..]
Miller: Well you immature punks… I hope you start behaving now.. there is nothing hardcore about this match so just sit there and relax for while..
Paco: Hey Miller how about you, kiss my harry ass??
Newton: Yeah and mine too.. since you do that a lot..
[Kidd Foxx and Arryk Rage lock up and Kidd Foxx quickly puts on a headlock.. Arryk Rage easily shoves him to the ropes and Kidd Foxx bounces off, Arryk Rage nails him with a kick to the gut and quickly bounces himself off the mat and drops the kid with a swinging Neckbreaker. Arryk goes for the pin.. one! Two! kick out.. Arryk Rage picks up Kidd Foxx and whips him to the ropes again, the kid reverses it though and Arryk Rage bounces off.. Kidd Foxx goes for a back body drop but Arryk Rage sees it in time and stops dead on his tracks, picks him up and goes for a Powerbomb but the Kidd hangs on to his head, and pounds him hard and then drops him with a Hurricanrana! This brings out a small cheer from the crowd, Kidd Foxx quickly goes to the ropes, bounces, and drops the leg across the neck of Arryk.. He does this two more times and then goes for a pin! One! Two! kick out.!]
Miller: Well this match has been pretty even so far.. you guys have any picks? And don’t give me that football crap again Paco!
Paco: Alright Miller chill… Let’s see… I got a tooth pick.. *laughs*
Newton: and I am going to pick….. my… nose! *laughs*
[Miller bangs his head on the table wondering why ODJ would put him to work with these two…Back on the ring Kidd Foxx picks up Arryk Rage and whips him hard to the corner.. As soon as Arryk hits, Foxx charges at him, jumps on him then takes him out of the corner with a monkey flip that sends Arryk all the way to the other side of the ring.. Kidd Foxx quickly goes back to work.. he picks up Arryk Rage and hooks him under his arm for a DDT, he then climbs to the second rope and drops him with a Tornado one!! Kidd Foxx goes for the pin as the crowd cheers loudly, one! Two! kick out!! Kidd Foxx checks with the ref who tells him “only two” Kidd Foxx picks up Arryk Rage and whips him to the ropes.. Arryk Rage bounces off and the kid misses with a clothesline.. Arryk Rage stops on his tracks, the kid turns around and Arryk Rage nails him with a Superkick!!]
Miller: Oh that was a hell of a move by Arryk Rage! And a hell of a comeback to stay in the match up as well!
Paco: I think he knocked out Kidd Foxx!
Newton: Not only that, he might have broken his jaw!
[Arryk Rage doesn’t go for the pin as he leaves Kidd Foxx laying in the middle of the ring.. Arryk Rage rushes to the corner, jumps on the top turnbuckle and then dives backwards with a Moonsault!! Now he goes for the pin, one! Two! Kick out by Kidd Foxx!! The crowd starts at “Foxx!” chant, as they try to get him back in the match.. Arryk Rage picks him up only to drop him with a body slam.. Arryk is going to the top again.. this time he goes for a Frogsplash but the kid gets out of the way..! Kidd Foxx uses the ropes to pull himself up as Arryk Rage holds on to his stomach, obviously in big time pain.. Kidd Foxx is up and trying to get himself together.. he waits for Arryk to stand up.. Arryk is still wobbly.. Kidd Foxx comes up from behind and hooks him on a sleeper!! The crowd is on their feet sensing this match could be over!! ]
Miller: Kidd Foxx is trying to put Arryk Rage to sleep..
Paco: Well somebody ought to, the guy is sure suffering…
Newton: Yeah, that’s all he is about.. suffering.. and pain and sorrow.. darkness.. suffering... yup...
[Miller gives them a look as if to say, “what the hell are you guys smoking?” Back in the ring Arryk Rage is swinging his arms wildly.. Kidd Foxx applies more pressure on the hold but Arryk Rage is able to get out of it with a jaw breaker! Kidd Foxx stumbles to the corner as Arryk Rage shakes his head, trying to wake himself up.. he sees Kidd Foxx in the corner and charges at him.. but Kidd Foxx gets out of the way, Arryk Rage turns around, Kidd Foxx gives him a kick to the mid section and drops him with the Kidd Factor!! The crowd goes wild again, The kid goes for another pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out!! “OH!” is heard throughout the arena as the fans certainly thought it was over.. Kidd Foxx picks up Arryk Rage and tosses him to the outside.. Arryk Rolls over to his back, and is totally out… Kidd Foxx jumps over the ropes and connects with a huge splash!!]
Miller: Oh no.. here we go…… *shakes head*
Paco: They’ve taken it to the outside! WOOHOO!!
Newton: Now it’s going to get interesting!!
[Kidd Foxx picks up Arryk Rage and whips him to the guard rail.. Arryk Rage hits hard and Kidd Foxx quickly runs after him but Arryk Rage is able to somehow back body drop him into the fans! Arryk Rage reaches over the guard rail and picks up Kidd Foxx, he then hooks him for a suplex and brings him back inside the ring area with it! The ref reaches six on the count but Arryk breaks the count.. Arryk Rage then goes back outside, picks up Kidd Foxx and rams him against the steel steps! The crowd boos as Arryk smiles, Arryk Rage picks him up and then tosses him back inside.. Kidd Foxx lays by the ropes, Arryk jumps on the apron.. grabs the ropes and pulls himself in with them and drops the leg across Kidd Foxx’s neck! Arryk Rage goes for a pin, one! Two! Foot on the rope...Arryk Rage gets upset and makes it to his feet.. he picks up Kidd Foxx, turns him around, pulls back on his head and drops him with a reverse DDT! Arryk Rage goes for another pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out! The crowd cheers as Arryk can’t believe the Kidd kicked out..]
Miller: Arryk Rage has to be wondering what’s going to take to beat Kidd Foxx!
Paco: Maybe Kidd Foxx was right, Arryk can’t defeat him that’s why he dodged him this whole time..
Newton: I just want to see them take it to the outside again!
[Arryk Rage tells the crowd is over.. He drags Kidd Foxx to the middle of the ring and then goes tot he corner, he climbs it and calls for the Shooting Star Press.. he dives off and just as he is about to fall on Kidd Foxx the kid puts his knees up nailing Arryk right on the mid section!! Arryk Rage rolls over and it’s on tremendous pain, Kidd Foxx hops to his feet somehow and picks up Arryk.. he hooks him for a Powerbomb but as he is bringing him down he drops to his knees in a Tombstone Piledriver fashion ramming Arryk’s head to the mat!! The Kidd stumbles to the corner, still feeling the effects of Arryk’s attack.. he reaches the top and without thinking twice about it dives off connecting with a 450 splash!! The Kidd immediately hooks the leg, one! Two! THREE!!!! The bell rings!]
Miller: Kidd Foxx flipped the script and he got Arryk Rage! New Champion!
Paco: Woah, the Kidd said he was going to do it, and he did it!
Newton: Hey you think he's a prophet??
Rosita: Here is your winner…… and the NEW! Lightweight Champion of the World…… KIDD FOXX!!!
Miller: Well the first match of the night is on the record books and we have a new champion already...
Paco: Yeah, all kidding aside.. Kidd Foxx put on a hell of a show.. Arryk Rage, much like Johnny Hunter, much like Dean and much like the Accelerator.. has started to loose his edge..
Newton: Watch your words there Paco, those veterans are very touchy... but I have to agree with you, Kidd Foxx looked faster and stronger than Arryk Rage... “today”..
Miller: It's so cool when you guys aren't being assholes and talk wrestling like your suppose to..
Paco: You know what would be cool Miller? If you for once acted like a man..
Newton: Yeah... like you are suppose to.... *both laugh*
Miller: Ok there is no use, I hate you guys... folks our next match is the 7 men battle royal for the Universal Title, which at the moment is vacant... only 3 men have held that title before.. Enigma, Everlast and Kylo... Tonight, a fourth men will hold that title.. who would it be? That question along with, just who in the hell this mystery guy is, are about to be answered.. Let's got to Rosita for the introductions....
Rosita: Damas y Caballeros our next match is scheduled for no falls and it's a battle royal for the vacant Universal Title.. now, here are the participants..
["I Disappear" By Metallica blasts out and the team of the Death Rebels make their way to the ring.. once they are inside.. "100 Miles and Runnin'" By NWA plays and Rico... err... Jake Vega, no wait.. uh.. Jake Navaja! Yeah that's it, he makes his way to the ring... then no music plays as Vinnie Violence and Parker Louis make their way to the ring... then finally... "E.I." By Nelly begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly as Shane Skyler makes his way to the ring...Once he is inside the crowd, and the wrestlers in the ring wait for the Mystery Participant.. then “Cowboy” By Kidd Foxx starts to play and Sledgehammer comes out with a sign that has a huge “?” mark on it, with an arrow pointing down to him… Sledgehammer is the ???? Participant!!]
Crowd: SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!!!!!!????
[Yes, Sledgehammer.. he takes his time walking down the aisle.. all the wrestlers appear to be waiting for him.. Rosita finishes introducing them and then the bell rings.. the action gets started as all 6 wrestlers start to go at it.. Sledgehammer just watches on from the outside..]
Miller: Well the battle royal is on it’s way.. and Sledgehammer has shocked the world by entering as a ? mark..
Paco: I’m shocked because I thought it might be someone good..
Newton: Yeah, I thought the same thing as the Death Rebels… I thought it was Crucifier…
[The match is underway and you see Shane Skyler going toe to toe with Jake Navaja.. Reaver battles Vinnie Violence while Pitbull fights Parker Louis.. Sledge doesn’t get in just yet… Reaver wins the battle of fists between him and Vinnie.. he gives him a kick to the gut, hooks him and drops him with a swinging Neckbreaker.. Vinnie holds his head in pain.. Reaver picks him back up.. hooks him for a suplex but drops him with his finisher: “the Myth” instead! The crowd gives a huge “OH” as the move as performed. Reaver picks up Vinnie once again but Shane Skyler comes out of nowhere and gives Reaver a German Suplex! Shane jumps to his feet and sees Vinnie wobbly, he comes from behind and clotheslines over the top!!]
Miller: and Vinnie Violence is gone!!
Paco: You act surprised Miller?
Newton: Yeah, I bet you Miller “picked” him to win…
[Miller rolls up some sheets in front of him and smacks Newton with it.. Paco laughs.. Back in the ring Jake comes out of nowhere and nails Shane with a double axe handle smash… Reaver gets up and sees Pitbull beating on Parker.. He walks over as Pitbull body slams Parker....… Reaver helps him pick up Parker and then they double whip him to the ropes, Parker bounces off and he gets dropped with a double clothesline followed by a double elbow drop! Pitbull jumps to his feet and tells Reaver to “Let him take care of it” Pitbull picks up Parker into a fireman’s carry and then drops him with his finisher, the Pitfall!! Another “OH!” from the crowd as Reaver just laughs.. Pitbull picks up Parker and grabs him by his head and tosses him over the top!]
Miller: and now Parker hits the outside.. It’s obvious that Reaver and Pitbull are working together on this one.. no one might be able to take them out this way!
Paco: I have to agree with you fruit cake.. The Death Rebels are too strong together!
Newton: You agree with Miller? Man, maybe you are not as cool as I thought you were Paco…
[Paco grabs Miller’s rolled up papers and smacks Newton with them.. Miller laughs… Reaver and Pitbull see Shane Skyler and going at it and just stand there and watch… Shane whips Jake to the ropes, Jake bounces and Shane drops him with a back body drop! Shane Skyler picks him back up and goes to toss him but Jake puts on the breaks, he elbows Shane on the stomach and then smashes hi head against the turnbuckle! Jake does this several times and the crowd counts along for a while.. Jake then picks up Sledgehammer and tries to eliminate him as the Rebels watch.. just then you see Sledgehammer sneak up behind them with a chair and he nails both men with them! Sledgehammer walks over to Jake but Jake sees him coming and lets go of Shane Skyler.. Sledgehammer swings the chair but Jake ducks and Sledgehammer nails Shane instead! Jake gives Sledgehammer a drop kick that sends Sledgehammer down. ]
Miller: Well Sledgehammer waited for the perfect moment!!
Paco: Yeah, I thought he was being a coward.. but he brought in a chair.. so hey, he’s cool in my book!
Newton: Mine too!
[Jake picks up Sledgehammer but Sledgehammer gives him a rake to the face blinding him momentarily.. Sledge grabs Jake and hooks him for a Powerbomb, to the outside maybe? Or onto the chair!? Sledge scoops him up but as he does Jake grabs the chair and as Sledge has him up there Jake nails him right in the head with it! Sledge is about to fall down but Jake falls backwards delivering a Hurricanrana to the outside! Sledge falls to the outside but Jake hangs on to the ropes and pulls himself in!]
Miller: Sledgehammer is a goner! Great reversal by Jake Navaja!
Paco: Yeah, did you see him pick up the chair and then nailing Sledge with it!? That was wicked!
Newton: Wicked indeed, wicked is good! We want more WICKED!
[Both Newton and Paco start a chant as Miller whishes he was dead… Back in the ring, just as Jake gets in the ring Pitbull grabs him and DDTs him onto the chair he just used against Sledge! Shane Skyler stands up on the corner, jumps to the second rope and then dives off.. nailing Pitbull with a flying elbow! Shane jumps to his feet and begins to stomp on Pitbull but he gets turned around by Reaver who gives him a thumb to the eyes.. Reaver whips him to the ropes and Shane bounces off, Reaver catches him and drops him with a spinning Spinebuster! Reaver jumps to his feet and climbs to the second rope to taunt the crowd as he is the only man standing right now.. He climbs down and picks up Jake.. he whips him hard to the corner… Reaver takes a running start and nails him with a huge lariat that almost sends Jake over the top! Instead though he is laying across the corner and Reaver is doing everything he can to push him off.. ]
Miller: Jake Navaja might be next!
Paco: Not my fellow Latino.. this is horrible… *takes a deep breath* Ok I’m over it.. hehe..
Newton: Reaver is dominating in this match… I wouldn’t be surprise if he won the match..
[Shane Skyler starts to come around and makes it to his feet.. Just as he does, Pitbull does as well.. he turns Shane around and goes to nail him with a right hand but Shane blocks it and gives him a swift kick to the gut.. Skyler lands a couple of right hands before whipping Pitbull to the corner…. Where Reaver is trying to throw out Jake! Pitbull crashes against him and both men fall to the mat.. They bot roll over and make it to their feet.. Reaver is holding the back of his head as Pitbull holds his stomach.. Reaver looks at him pissed off and shoves him, asking: “what the hell is wrong with him!?” Pitbull shoves him back and tells him he was shoved.. Reaver doesn’t want to hear it and shoves Pitbull again! Pitbull gets pissed and nails Reaver with a right hand! Reaver answers it and both men start a slugfest as both Jake and Shane just watch laughing from separate corners..]
Miller: Well the Rebels, who were working together just fine not that long ago are going at it like two rabid wolves!
Paco: Yeah, I knew it all along.. they couldn’t last with this buddy-buddy system..
Newton: Maybe I’ll take Reaver winning this thing back.. he’s not as smart as I thought… I mean, they should be cleaning house!
[Jake Navaja grabs the bent out of shape chair and waits for the ring moment.. Shane sees him and goes to the outside through the ropes and gets a chair of his own… he comes back inside and locks eyes with Jake.. Jake tells him on the count of three… One.. Two.. Three! Both men swing their chairs but the Death Rebels see them coming and stop exchanging blows and duck! Shane ends up smashing his chair against Jake and Jake smashes his against Shane.. both men taking eachother out! Reaver picks up Jake and Pitbull picks up Shane Skyler.. he hooks him for a suplex and connects.. on the other side, Reaver hooks Jake for a suplex but drops him with his finisher The Myth instead!! On the other side Pitbull picks up Shane over his shoulders like he is going to body slam him but tries to toss him out instead! Shane is hanging on but Pitbull almost has him totally out, Reaver sees this and instead of picking up Jake he walks over to Pitbull and scoops him up, sending both men over the top!!!]
Miller: Reaver just eliminated two men!
Paco: No wait a minute, Shane was able to pull himself back in, Reaver eliminated his own partner Pitbull!!
Newton: and look at Pitbull, he’s pissed!
[Pitbull shouts at Reaver from the outside asking him what the hell is wrong with him?? Reaver holds up both of his index fingers up, telling him that it’s one on one.. every man by himself.. Pitbull tries to get back in but the ref holds him back.. Reaver smiles a bit and turns around, but as he does, there is Jake standing.. totally surprising Reaver! Jake gives him a kick to the gut and then whips him to the ropes.. Reaver bounces off and Jake drops him with a spinning heel kick.. Reaver goes down but pops back up totally lost.. Jake grabs him, scoops him up and drops him with a Michinoku driver! Jake points to the corner and the crowd cheers loudly.. Jake climbs it, obviously going for a high flying move… something not recommended on this type of matches.. Jake gets to the top, and just as he is about to take off.. Shane Skyler comes out of nowhere and shakes the ropes, causing Jake to falls on his jewels! Shane Skyler doesn’t waste any time as he nails Jake with a drop kick right on the chest that sends him crashing down to the mat!!]
Miller: and another one bites the dust!!
Paco: Or the floor mat, hehe.. they are dropping like flies Newton!!
Newton: Yeah, and it’s down to two men.. one of these two is the next Universal Champion!!
[Shane Skyler rests in the corner after throwing Jake out... Reaver is seating on the floor, but also on the corner.. both men look at eachother.. allowing a moments rest... The crowd starts to clap, cheering both men on.. Reaver makes it to his feet.. he looks at Shane Skyler and takes a few steps towards him.. Shane comes out of the corner and walks towards Reaver as well.. They are face to face now, words are exchanged and a few seconds later shots are being exchanged! The crowd is pumped up cheering loudly behind the two.. Shane Skyler takes the advantage with a knee lift.. he hooks Reaver for a suplex and connects with it.. he picks him back up only to give him a body slam.. Shane Skyler gets on top of Reaver, grabs his head and starts to pound away! Shane Skyler picks him back up, hooks him for another body slam but this time he tries to eliminate him! He gets him half way out but Reaver s hanging on to the middle ropes, pushing up.. trying to stay in the match.. ]
Miller: Reaver could be a goner soon, he's fighting it now but how long can he resist?
Paco: Hey, if he really wants to win that title he will resist for as long as he possibly can..
Newton: That's right.. it is crunch time for these two guys, whoever wants the title more.. will win this match!
[Reaver sees an opening, he lets go of the ropes with one hand and then punches Shane Skyler right between the legs! Shane Skyler lets him go as he falls over to the mat, holding his jewels.. Reaver's legs almost hit the outside but he is able to pull himself back in. Reaver makes it to his feet and picks up Skyler, he nails him with a right hand but Skyler returns it! Reaver nails another one and Skyler swings as well, Reaver is able to duck it and Skyler spins around loosing his balance.. Reaver hooks him from behind into a full nelson and then drops him with a Full Nelson Slam! Reaver bounces himself off the ropes and drops the fist right between the eyes of Skyler.. Reaver picks Skyler up.. grabs him by his head and tries to toss him out! Skyler grabs the ropes and Reaver is not able to get him out.. Reaver lets go off his head and starts to nail him in the back with hard forearm shots! ]
Miller: So far so even guys... neither one of this men seems to be dominating the other!
Paco: I bet you if Skyler got a chair and whacked Reaver a couple of times he would be dominating him..
Newton: or if Reaver brings in a table and puts Skyler through a table, he would be dominating him!
[Reaver calls for his finisher.. He picks up Skyler who was down on his knees.. He hooks him under his arm but Skyler nails some shots to the mid section of Reaver and then delivers a swinging Neckbreaker out of nowhere! Skyler hops to his feet and appears pumped up! He picks up Reaver and starts to nail him with heavy rights and lefts.. He whips Reaver to the ropes, Reaver bounces off and Skyler drops him with a Canadian Clothesline!! Skyler doesn't give Reaver a break as he picks him back up, all the way up with a gorilla press! He lets him go and turns that into a DDT somehow!! The crowd gives an "OH!" and then they start to cheer Skyler on.. Skyler tells the crowd is over.. He picks Reaver, points to the outside and the crowd cheers louder.. Skyler tosses him over the top but Reaver hangs on to the ropes.. Skyler swings at him but Reaver ducks and nails him through the ropes with a shoulder to the stomach.. Reaver nails it a couple of more times sending Skyler backwards.. Reaver then jumps on the top rope and nails Skyler with a drop kick right to the jaw!!]
Miller: Oh man that was a killer shot!
Paco: Damn right it was! Great way to come back after being in the brink of elimination!
Newton: Yeah, Reaver was almost a goner.. but he still has a lot of fight left!
[Reaver picks up Skyler and tries to give him a hip toss.. Skyler reverses it and he tries to deliver it.. Reaver reverses it again and so they go until they reach the ropes where Reaver hip tosses Skyler over the ropes! But Skyler hangs on somehow! Reaver runs to the corner, jumps on the top turnbuckle then come backs to Skyler nailing him with a missile drop kick! (like Jericho does) Reaver falls back in the inside but the second shot to Skyler's jaw sends him crashing into the guard rail, eliminating him!! The bell rings!]
Miller: Reaver did it! He won the Universal title!
Paco: Man, Skyler's jaw has to be shattered!
Newton: Yeah, first a drop kick off the ropes and then that missile drop kick right there.. if he didn't break his jaw, he definitely lost some teeth!
Rosita: Here is your winner... and the NEW! Universal Champion!!! REAVER!!!
Paco: Well it's like the old saying goes, leave it to Reaver!
Newton: Yeah, the man did everything tonight to win the title.. I mean he even beat up his own partner!!
Miller: Who's on his way back out here!!
Paco: Oh he doesn't look happy!!
[The ref hands Reaver his title and Reaver raises it high in the air.. he then goes to the corner and raises it again.. Pitbull gets inside the ring and pulls Reaver down.. He shoves him and Reaver is quick to shove him back.. words are exchanged and just as they are about to go at it, refs come out and get between them.. the two partners, or former maybe, exchange shouts obviously not pleased with the other...]
Miller: Well Pitbull wants some of his partner, and new Universal Champion.. Reaver!
Paco: He's a sore loser that's all!
Newton: Well his partner did toss him out.. and no matter how much you throw this "every man for himself" crap.. a partner is still your partner..
Miller: Well I have to agree with both of you somewhat.. well while the refs take those two to the back.. let's talk about our next match up.. The Intercontinental Title is on the line next!!
Paco: Alright that one should kick ass!
Newton: Yeah, TLS and Kingpin have showed us how much they hate eachother with the war of words.. but all of that is over now.. It’s time for them to show us with actions!!
Miller: Kingpin and TLS met for the first time close to a month ago.. The Lost Soul was victorious that night… but Kingpin said that things have changed.. he was still getting use to the ICWF.. now he says he will indeed get revenge! TLS on the other hand says that TLS simply sucks.. he beat him the first time they met… and he will do it again tonight, not once but twice!
Paco: Man I can’t wait for this to get started!
Miller: Just like Newton said the talking was over, so is the waiting… let’s go to Rosita for the introductions...
Rosita: Damas y Caballeros.. I hope you have been enjoying yourselves so far… but hang on to your seats as this ICWF Ride is about to take a whole lot bumpier… our next bout is scheduled for 3 falls as it is a 2 out of 3 falls match for the Intercontinental title! The rules for this match are as follows.. the match will get started with standard rules.. but after the first pin is made, the match will become hardcore rules… *crowd cheers* After that.. whoever makes the second pin, will determine where the match goes.. if TLS makes the second pin, the match will continue with hardcore rules.. if Kingpin makes the second pin.. the match will then become normal rules again.. This of course assuming that the second pin made, is to tie the series up at 1-1.. otherwise, the match ends.. now for the participants!
[”Now you know” By Powerburn begins to play as the crowd gives a mix reaction.. the Insane-A-Tron comes on and you see the words: “Kingpin is gonna kick your.. ASS!” flashing by one after the other… Fireworks go off and as soon as they end Kingpin steps out no longer sporting the Explicit Content T-shirt.. hmm...? He makes his way to the ring.]
Rosita: Introducing first, the challenger! Making his way to the ring all the way from Glasgow…. Here is the master of the Kingpin Crossface… Kingpin!!!
[He gets in the ring and looks as focused as ever.. the lights dim down a bit as the theme for “America’s Most Wanted” begins to play.. The crowd cheers loudly as a spotlight hits the entrance way and TLS comes out.. He heads to the ring and then realizes that Jones is behind him! He confronts him, probably asking him what he is doing? Jones points to the ring and TLS tells him no, he turns him around and gives him a kick in the ass… Jones throws his arms up and you can make out him saying: “fine!” TLS heads to the ring now, shaking his head.. Once he gets in the ring, fireworks goes off in the four corners of the ring.. TLS takes off his title and raises it high in the air with one arm, the crowd cheers him again.]
Rosita: and his opponent.. from parts unknown.. he weights in at 235 pounds and stands at 6’4” tall… here is the current Intercontinental Champion…. The Lost Soul!!!
[Rosita gets out of the ring as the lights comeback to normal.. TLS hands the belt over to the ref, who, shows it to the crowd before handing it over to the time keeper.. The ref checks both men and then calls for the bell, it rings..]
Miller: Well Joker 1 and 2… This match should be to your liking..
Paco: You bet it will be… once the first pin is made…
Newton: Damn right..
[Kingpin and TLS don’t waste a second and go after eachother, locking up. Kingpin quickly applies a headlock.. TLS looks for a way out and does by shoving Kingpin to the ropes…Kingpin bounces off and TLS goes for a clothesline.. Kingpin ducks it though and stops, grabs TLS’ head and applies the headlock again.. TLS again pushes off, trying to get out of it.. TLS tries to go for a side suplex but Kingpin holds his ground… TLS tries again and Kingpin still holds on and this time a headlock take down is delivered by Kingpin. Kingpin hangs on to the hold and TLS slaps the mat a couple of times showing his frustration.. TLS finally finds a way out as he pushes down and then hooks TLS with a head scissors.. Kingpin is now trapped but quickly breaks free as he jumps to his feet(like those karate guys do) TLS makes it to his feet too and charges at Kingpin only to be taken down with another headlock take down. TLS to his feet again, he charges and down he goes with the same move yet again.. TLS frustrated rolls out of the ring, and regroups.. the crowd cheers him on…]
Miller: Well we know see why Kingpin wanted this kind of match…
Paco: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Newton: Yeah.. so he can put us to sleep..
[Miller shakes his head, but he is loving the match so far…TLS is about to come in the ring when Kingpin decides to bring him in himself, he grabs him by his head and pulls him up.. TLS shoves the arms away though, grabs Kingpin by his head and then drops down, choking Kingpin on the ropes. Kingpin falls backward and TLS gets back in the ring and starts to stomp a mud hole on Kingpin.. TLS picks him up and nails him with an European uppercut that sends Kingpin to the ropes.. TLS walks over and whips Kingpin to the other side, Kingpin bounces off and TLS gives him a hip toss to the outside! Kingpin lands flat on his back and the ref gets on TLS’ face and warns him.. TLS puts his arms up and backs off.. the ref starts to administer the count as Kingpin slowly makes it to his feet.. Kingpin finally stands up as the ref reaches 6.. Kingpin is about to get in but TLS bounces himself of the other side and when he comes back he slides, nailing Kingpin right on the face with a drop kick!]
Miller: Man! Kingpin bounced of the guard rail on that one..
Paco: zzzzzzz
Newton: Hey this is not that bad, wake up Paco! This one might get good quickly!
[TLS grabs Kingpin and rams his face against the guardrail before tossing him back in the ring as the ref reaches 5 on the 10 count.. TLS follows and goes for the first pin of the match.. one! Two! Kick out by Kingpin.. TLS picks him up and hooks him for a suplex.. he delivers it to a “T”… TLS with another pin, one! Two! Kick out again.. TLS sits up Kingpin and applies a chin lock.. the crowd starts a TLS chants and he gets a small grin.. The ref checks Kingpin’s arm.. he picks it up, and it drops.. “one!” shouts the ref.. he grabs Kingpin’s arm again, lifts it up, lets it go.. and it drops… “two!” The ref grabs it one last time, lifts it and lets it go… it drops about half way but then comes back up… the crowd boos loudly… Kingpin starts to make it to his feet and TLS tries to apply more pressure but it’s not affecting Kingpin.. Kingpin then gives him an elbow to the gut.. another one and one more… TLS starts to let go off the hold.. Kingpin gives him another shot and he’s free.. Kingpin quickly hooks TLS by the mid section and drops him with a belly to belly suplex! Both men stay down..]
Miller: Nice way to bounce back, Kingpin was almost out but he came back…
Paco: and so did I! *yawn* You’re right, the match is pretty good.. but.. it’s not hardcore…
Newton: Well both men are down right now, but thrust me Paco.. I smell a pin…
[Kingpin barely inches his way over to TLS and throws his arm on top of him.. the ref counts.. one! Two! Kick out!! The crowd cheers as TLS starts to make it to his feet, and in fact beats TLS.. he picks him up but just as he does TLS nails him with a right hand followed by a kick to the mid section and a small package! One! Two! kick out by TLS! TLS jumps to his feet and so does Kingpin but this time TLS is faster as he runs him over with a clothesline! TLS quickly picks up Kingpin only to whip him hard to the ropes.. as soon as Kingpin hits TLS goes to the opposite corner and pulls out a double cartwheel that ends with him giving Kingpin a crushing elbow on the corner! The crowd cheers as TLS goes to the middle of the ring and Kingpin stumbles towards him, TLS gives him a kick to the gut.. hooks him and drops him with the Soulbuster!! Kingpin hooks the leg for the pin! One! Two! Th… kick out!]
Miller: Oh man! TLS almost had him there!!
Paco: This match almost went hardcore!!!
Newton: I told you I smelled a pin! That joint is closer than you think!
[TLS looks at the ref and can’t believe he didn’t get the three count, pissed off he stands up and begins to stomp on Kingpin.. he lays him in the middle of the ring and calls for the Souled Out! The crowd cheers loudly as TLS walks over to the corner and climbs it, he looks down at Kingpin and goes for the somersault leg drop but just as he is about to nail it on Kingpin, Kingpin rolls out of the way! “OH!” Is heard from the crowd who really thought TLS would deliver his finisher.. TLS is holding his legs obviously in pain.. Kingpin makes it to his feet and grabs TLS.. he hooks him for a Powerbomb and delivers it beautifully! But he doesn’t let go of TLS, instead he brings him back up and delivers a second Powerbomb!!! This time he hooks both legs and goes for the pin! One! Two! Three!! The bell rings!]
Miller: Kingpin got the first pin! He got a pin over TLS!!!
Paco: WOOHOO!! And it’s hardcore time baby!!!
Newton: Yeah, now this match is really going to pick up!!
[The ref tells Kingpin that there is a 2 minute recess.. he tells TLS the same, but he is out at the moment.. the crowd is on their feet, clapping and stomping trying to pump both men up… The two minutes go by rather fast and you see Kingpin waiting… TLS has pulled himself up, using the ropes but it’s obvious that he is still feeling the effects of the double Powerbomb, which by the way, is Kingpin’s Trademark Move.. A countdown is started and the fans count along the last 10 seconds of recess.. they reach 1 and the bell rings again, Kingpin like a hunter to it’s pray rushes over but TLS sees him coming and drops, pulling the top rope down with him! Kingpin goes flying over them and lands hard on the outside!! TLS hops to his feet and now he appears almost recovered, he looks down at Kingpin and then jumps over the ropes and nails him with a guillotine leg drop! TLS goes for the pin and the ref slides out of the ring and makes the count, one! Two! Kick out!! ]
Miller: Well gentlemen, your wish has come true.. hardcore rules are now in effect!
Paco: Damn right they are! Woohoo!!
Newton: and if TLS is able to pin Kingpin, then the match will remain hardcore rules! Double Woohoo!!
[TLS makes it to his feet and picks up Kingpin.. he whips him to the guard rail and Kingpin crashes on it! TLS walks over and picks Kingpin up over his head and then drops him chest first into the guard rail… TLS then walks over to the ring, looks under it and looks for a weapon or two.. the crowd cheers as they love this hardcore shit! TLS comes out with a kendo stick.. he walks back to where Kingpin is standing on all fours, trying to come back.. TLS quickly nails him in the back and Kingpin drops flat to the ground.. TLS starts to nail him time after time and Kingpin screams after each shot! TLS stops the onslaught and picks up Kingpin.. he puts him against the steel post and then swings trying to nail him on the head! Kingpin ducks however and Kingpin hits nothing but steel, thus causing him to drop the stick because his hands suffer the shock....]
Miller: Well it’s obvious that while TLS is really good in regular wrestling, he dominates when hardcore rules are in effect..
Paco: Yeah.. in the ICWF you have a lot of hardcore mofos.. I know the top two, Handy Man and Kylo.. if I had to pick a third.. I think I would give it to TLS..
Newton: Yeah the boy is rough, tough and he got the stuff…
[Kingpin is trying to catch a breather on the side, TLS goes after him but Kingpin stops him with a side kick followed by some heavy right hands! Kingpin then grabs TLS and whips him against the steel post but TLS reverses it and Kingpin’s head bounces off the cold steel!! TLS smiles and then looks under the ring, he takes out a metal trash can and a 2 x 4… he drops the piece of wood and then with the metal trash can goes after Kingpin.. he picks him up only to nail him with it!! Kingpin doesn’t go down but is dazed and confused.. TLS turns the can sideways and no he doesn’t stick it straight up his candy ass, lol.. he puts it on top of Kingpin so half of his body is inside it.. Kingpin moves around trying to figure out what’s going on.. TLS smiles and then grabs the 2 x 4 and without any remorse starts to bang the metal trash can like if it was a pinata!! The crowd loves it and approves by cheering loudly.. Kingpin must have a hell of a headache.. he drops to his knees but TLS doesn’t stop the banging.. after a few more shots Kingpin finally falls to the ground and TLS quickly removes the trash can and goes for a pin! One! Two! Kick out!! “OH!!!!”]
Miller: Well I’ll be damn! Kingpin is showing a lot of guts!
Paco: Yeah, I thought TLS would have him with all of those shuts to the skull!
Newton: Yeah man, I bet you he will be deaf for a good while…
[TLS looks under the ring again and this time he pulls out what everyone wants to see, a table!! He sets it up and he points to Kingpin, then motions “I’m going to break him” with his hands… TLS picks up Kingpin who out of nowhere gives him a low blow!! TLS folds in pain and Kingpin hooks him by the head and delivers a DDT to the metal trash can! or what’s left of it.... Kingpin somehow has found new energy, he flips TLS over and pins him.. one! Two! kick out.. Kingpin sees the table and picks up TLS.. he hooks him for a Powerbomb again but this time TLS is able to block it, and reverse it into a back body drop! Kingpin goes through the table and the fans go wild as they start a “ICWF!” chant! TLS is about to go for the pin but decides against it.. instead he goes to the announcers table and grabs a chair, he puts it on top of Kingpin’s face and then jumps up on the apron.. then climbs the corner.. he signals the crowd as they all come to their feet.. TLS dives off and delivers the Souled Out!! Another chant gets started, this one a “Holy Shit!” one as the fans witness the devastating Somersault leg drop!]
Miller: My God! TLS puts him through a table and then delivers his finisher on top of a chair! Kingpin’s face must be crushed!
Paco: Oh hell yeah! Now that’s f’n hardcore!!
Newton: WOOHOO!! Oh wait, there is a pin! One! Two! Three!! He got him!! This baby is going to sudden death!!
[Paco and Newton start going wild as Miller just ignores them and watches the carnage almost in front of him.. the ref tells everyone about the second 2 minute recess before the match continues… *the lights dim down and the Jeopardy music plays* The two minutes end and the bell rings one last time.. the crowd applauds both men as they have put on a hell of a fight.. TLS is up, Kingpin is still recovering.. but as you know see, he has been busted open! TLS doesn’t waste a second and goes after Kingpin, he puts him on a headlock and starts to pound where the cut on his head is..! Kingpin is in big time pain but it’s able to push off TLS.. TLS is relentless though and goes after him, Kingpin sucks it up and is able to catch TLS and he drops him with a spinning Spinebuster!! Now that move is painful, but it’s more painful when it’s delivered on the outside.. Both men are down and the ref just watches on as he no longer can do anything, his only job now is count the one, two, tree.. or to call for the bell if someone submits.. ]
Miller: well Kingpin and TLS obviously still have life left in them, but how much?
Paco: Well if TLS wants to retain his title, he better have a lot left.. and the same thing applies to Kingpin, if he wants to win the title..
Newton: Yeah, last time these two faced off.. Kingpin didn’t have it… will he this time?
[Kingpin rolls over to his stomach and looks under the ring.. he apparently finds something but he doesn’t stand up just yet.. TLS does though and he picks up Kingpin who surprises him by nailing him upside the head with something…. A tire iron! TLS stumbles into the Spanish announce table as Kingpin goes right after him and nails him again! This time busting him open!! Kingpin drops the tire iron and goes for the pin, one! Two! Kick out! TLS kicks out somehow and the crowd cheers him for it.. Kingpin grabs TLS and tosses him back in the ring.. he then looks under the ring and pulls out a bag full of something…. He goes inside and drops it’s contents on the ring, thumbtacks!!! Kingpin quickly picks up TLS and whips him to the ropes.. TLS bounces off and Kingpin picks him up on his shoulders and drops him with a Samoan drop on the thumbtacks! TLS rolls out of the ring in big time pain as you see the tacks stuck to TLS’ back..! ]
Miller: Well Kingpin is giving TLS a taste of his own medicine!
Paco: Kingpin is showing me something here…
Newton: Yeah, he has improved his hardcore skills
[Kingpin goes after TLS… but before he does he looks under the ring and pulls out… another table! He sets it up and then goes after TLS.. he hooks him by the waist side and drops him across his knee with a Backbreaker! Kingpin doesn’t let him go though as he holds him in that position, stretching TLS out.. probably inserting the tacks deeper into his back… The ref asks TLS if he gives it up.? He tells him no and so the match continues.. Kingpin holds him there for a second or two and then lets him go.. he picks him back up and tosses him inside the ring… There he picks him up and whips him to the ropes.. he then gets close to the ropes, that are in front of the table.. TLS bounce of and Kingpin sends him flying with a back body drop! TLS however is able to grab the ropes and hang on, preventing him from landing on the table! He turns Kingpin around and punches him in the face, he then hooks him for a suplex, and tries to deliver it but he hangs on.. TLS tries again and this time he delivers it! putting Kingpin through the table!!]
Miller: I think TLS is too much for Kingpin!!
Paco: Yeah, the man is too f’n hardcore perhaps!!
Newton: He went through the table! WOO!!!
[TLS looks under the ring one more time and this time he takes out a bat wrapped in barbwire! He tosses it inside the ring and then tosses Kingpin inside.. TLS goes inside himself.. and picks up Kingpin, only to whip him hard to the corner.. Kingpin hits back first and stays there… totally out of it.. TLS grabs the bat and raises it high in the air.. he then backs up to the opposite corner.. waits a few moments so he can lock eyes with Kingpin, when he does he takes a running charge! He swings the bat but Kingpin puts up his boots, ramming the bat into TLS’s face!!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd as TLS falls hard on his back with the bat, stuck to his face.. Kingpin is wobbly but is able to hop to the second rope and jump off dropping an elbow onto TLS’s face!! Kingpin then grabs the bat and tosses it to the side.. he then flips TLS over and applies the Kingpin Crossface!!! The crowd is on their feet cheering TLS on! The ref gets on his bloody face as you see TLS scream in pain!]
Miller: Oh my God look at the face of TLS!! It’s as bloody as bloody can be!!
Paco: Yeah, but worst of all, he’s on a submission! It could be all over!!
Newton: Man what a f’n hardcore match!!
[TLS shakes his head no but the re keeps on asking him as Kingpin pulls back hard.. TLS starts to fade as he no longer screams.. The ref asks him if he gives up? No response.. then the ref puts his attention on TLS’ hand and you can see it barely moving up and down!!!! The ref immediately calls for the bell!!]
Miller: It’s over!
Paco: New champion!?
Newton: NEW CHAMPION!!
[The bell rings and the crowd is shocked.. Kingpin releases the hold and just lays flat on his back…]
Rosita: Here is your winner……. And the NEW! Intercontinental Champion…………KINGPIN!!!
Miller: Another new champion! What a match! I can’t believe it!
Paco: what can’t you believe? That Kingpin beat TLS or that just like Prophecies 2, the first 3 matches have had 3 new champions?
Newton: I think both.... WOO! I love this game!!
[TLS is helped to the back, whether he want to our not by an EMT and his buddy Jones, as well as the ref.. Kingpin is on the corner, seating down looking at his new title.. He hops down, raises it high in the air and the crowd boo although some show him respect, and applaud.. after all, he just had a hell of a match.. just as he is about to go out of the ring, someone jumps out from the crowd, it’s Kylo!!! He slides under the bottom rope, title on hand and pulls Kingpin back in.. He swings at Kingpin with his title and connects with it right on his forehead.. Kylo them proceeds to nail Kingpin on the ground with rights and lefts.. Kylo then takes out a Explicit Content T-shirt and rips it in two.. then drops it on top of Kingpin.. Kylo then leaves to the back with a huge smile as the crowd boos loudly… ]
Miller: oh my God! That son of a bitch! Why did he do that!
Paco: Well, to send a point across maybe… I don’t know.. Kylo has become a mad man in the last couple of days…
Newton: Amen to that.. I guess his fraction of Explicit Content, does not include Kingpin!
Miller: Yeah but there was no need to attack him I mean my God! The man just had a brutal match up!
Paco: I agree but if Kylo was going to ditch Kingpin, that was as good of a time to do it if any…
Newton: Yeah but when Kingpin first came out, he didn’t have a E. C. shirt on… so maybe he didn’t want any part of it already..
Miller: Well whatever the case may be, that was just low.. Anyway folks at home.. the next match up is one that we, announcers and commentators alike are very interested in.. Jones takes on Smith!!!
Paco: Oh I can’t wait for those two idiots to beat eachother’s brains in.. I’ll be happy if they both leave..
Newton: Amen to that…
Miller: Well you guys are just mean! I mean think of this, what if Jones losses!? Then he won’t be able to support the ICWF’s nine kids.. I mean.. he won’t be able to support his kids!
Paco: Yeah, I guess you are right… oh well! HAHAHA!
Newton: I want Smith gone personally, I hate that f’ker..
Miller: Well folks at home, let’s ignore this two yet again for a few moment and let’s focus how this match came about.. Jones had been bad mouthing ODJ pretty bad ever since he started interviewing TLS.. well you know ODJ, he doesn’t take crap from anyone.. so he suspended him as an interviewer, and made him well.. how do I say this….
Paco: He made him his personal bitch!
Newton: Yeah! HAHA!
Miller: Shut up! But Jones kept interviewing TLS anyway.. just TLS though.. now one time Smith happened to be interviewing TLS and Jones got pretty pissed off because well, he is the only one to interview Jones according to him.. so from that moment on.. Jones and Smith started to go back and forth.. cursing, almost fighting etc.. well ODJ had enough, and suspended both men, and book them in a match for tonight so they can solve their differences.. so now let’s go to that match, and Rosita..
Paco: Hey Jones, get ready to see some serious slapping..
Newton: Yeah, I’m like so sure… I hope they get it over quickly so we can go to the next match…
Rosita: Damas Y Caballeros… our next match is scheduled for one fall and it’s a Loser Leaves Fed Match!
[”In The Navy” By The Village People begins to play and the crowd laughs… Jones comes out wearing a TLS T-shirt, blue sweatpants and wrestling boots.. he looks around at the crowd, wondering what they are laughing at..]
Rosita: Introducing first, he is one of the Tuesday Night Fights Interviewers.. making his way all the way from Alabama.. here is… The Lost Jones!!!
[He gets in the ring and throws his arms up in the air, small cheer… His music dies and “Man, I feel like a woman” By Shania Twain begins to play.. the crowd again starts to laugh.]
Rosita: and his opponent, also an interviewer on Tuesday Night Fights… all the way from Kansas….. here is Mr. Smith!!!
[Mr. Smith comes out, bowing his head obviously enjoying the tune. He gets inside the ring and immediately comes to face with Jones..]
Paco: 50 bucks say they kiss!
Newton: You’re on!!
Miller: Oh you guys! Oh look out, the trash talking has started..
Paco: I think they’re trying to French kiss!
Newton: Ain’t nothing wrong with a little tongue!!!
Miller: Mr. Smith just slapped Jones! Yey! I mean, wow!
[Like Miller said, Smith slaps Jones across the face and the crowd goes wild.. Jones gets pissed off and tackles Smith to the ground and starts to try to punch him, only grabbing his hair instead.. Smith flips him over and now he’s on top, lol, I’m sorry I’m really, REALLY trying to be serious for this match...They continue until they roll to the outside where huge hay makers are landed, most by Jones.. Jones gets the upper hand and tosses Smith back in the ring.. Jones gets back in, stands awkwardly and starts to stomp Smith.. he then goes for a pin, one! Two! kick out by Smith.. Jones picks up Smith and hooks him for a suplex, Jones tries to deliver it but Smith blocks it and turns it into a small cradle! One! Two! kick out by Jones…]
Miller: wow this match is so exiting!!
Paco & Newton: WHAT??!!
[Smith picks up Jones and whips him to the ropes, Jones bounces off and Smith drops him with a clothesline! Miller cheers like crazy, Smith picks Jones back up and tries to deliver a Handy Drop but Jones is too heavy so he just falls over to the other side.. Smith picks him back up Jones, oh that dirty bastard gives him a low blow! Jones then stands up, hooks Smith between his legs, I’m sure he’ll love that, and delivers a piledriver!!! The crowd cheers and Jones goes for the pin! You hear a loud.. NOOOOOOO!! As Miller drops off his head set and goes to the ring, trying to make the save.. Paco and Newton are like: “WTF?” and Paco drops his head set too.. The ref makes the count, one! Two! and Miller pulls Jones off! The ref gets on Miller’s face and then Paco comes out of nowhere and turns Miller around, Miller shoves him and Paco flips his tequila bottle over and breaks it over Miller's head!! He drops like a feather…]
Newton: WOOHOO! This match is getting good! Don’t worry guys, handle your business.. I’ll hold the fort!
[Jones sees Miller out and thanks Paco.. he turns around and sees Smith up, who, gives him a swift kick to the nuts! Smith drops to his knees, boy why does everything I type sound bad, lol… The ref tells Smith to cut that shit out but Smith ignores him and goes to the corner, he starts climbing and apparently he wants to fly.. Paco starts to make his way to the back but sees Smith about to put Jones away so he jumps on the apron and shoves Smith down! The ref gets pissed off and calls for the bell… Jones makes it to his feet, picks up Smith and gives him the Jonesbuster!! The crowd goes wild again… Paco comes in the ring as the ref talks with Rosita.. Paco and Jones give eachother a high five and then start to stomp the crap out of Smith.. Rosita speaks..]
Rosita: Ladies and gentlemen the referee has decided to make this match a no contest due to too much outside interference!!
Newton: Oh man now that just sucks ass…
[Jones gets pissed but Paco tells him forget it.. a bunch of security officials rush to the ring and take Jones and Paco away while EMT’s aid Miller, and the ref helps Smith up, and to the back..]
Newton: Folks, what you just witness was history in the making! Man that was f’n awesome! And now I have the PPV all to myself! Hold on I’m being told we have some sort of footage.. let’s go to the back…
[The camera shows the parking lot, and Kidd Foxx leaving the arena with his newly won title over his shoulder.. you hear someone call his name and his stops dead on his tracks.. he turns around, and the camera man with him and we see that it’s Kylo…he speaks..]
Kylo: Hey, congratulations on your win Ninja..
D2X2: Thanks man, finally I got a title I can call my own..
Kylo: Yeah, I hear ya.. I got something else that you can call your own.. and hey, it goes along with that gold you got really well…
D2X2: Oh yeah, what’s that?
Kylo: This Explicit Content T-shirt…
D2X2: What? You want me to join you after what you did to Handy Man and Kingpin!??
Loser Leaves Fed Match
Mr. Smith vs. E. Jones