Mercer: Welcome everyone to INSANE MASSACRE!!!!!!!
Smith: The world has been waiting for this night, our second PPV of the millennium and it promises to be a hell of ride, title matches galore plus a special attraction match in which the Owner of this federation sets foot in the ring for the first time ever!!!
Paco: Yeah and how about Dean taking on the Accelerator!? Two of the best if not the only best go at it for the major gold, the top gold, the only gold that matters, the heavyweight championship!
Mercer: No one has been able to defeat the Accelerator, and at the Best of the Best match up, Dean and Hunter couldn't do it together.. but that is the past and this is now, Dean is one on one, and that could make the difference, can Dean accomplish what nobody else has ever done? Or will Ace remain the undefeated Champion!? All of these questions will be answered NEXT!!!
[Pyro goes off in the entrance way as the fans continue to cheer loudly, they haven't stopped since the opening ceremonies, Joey gets inside the ring and waves to the crowd as they chant his name…]
Mercer: Joey seems ready, are we ready for our first bout?? Huh??
Paco: Hell Yeah, this is a Texas Death Match, and I guarantee it is going to be bloody! Look at all the stuff inside and outside the ring!
Smith: Yes, this should be a classic, let's watch ...
Texas Outlaw VS Cory Theriot
Joey: Introducing first, from New Orleans, Louisiana… CORY THERIOT!!!
[He gets inside the cage as the fans watch along, then "Blaze of Glory" By Jon Von Jovi plays as the crowd cheers loudly… Texas Outlaw rushes to the ring….]
Joey: and his opponent from Sweetwater, Texas…. TEXAS OUTLAW!!!!
[bell rings.]
Mercer: Texas Outlaw just charged at Theriot to start off the match and he nailed him with a right hand to the jaw!
Paco: And of course in this match, both competitors fists are wrapped with barbwire! Theriot is bleeding already!
Smith: With the dangerous conditions in this match, I don't think it will last very long, one of these men is going to be SERIOUSLY injured within a matter of minutes!
Mercer: I do believe Theriot is the one who will be injured, Texas Outlaw has his barbwire bat and he is choking Cory Theriot, making small cuts all over his neck!! Theriot is lying on broken glass too, this is not a wrestling match, it's an absolute war!
Smith: Yes, but Theriot has to do something to get up and turn the tables, OH! He just clawed Texas Outlaw in the eye with barbwire, look at the blood soar in the air, and the Outlaw falls down hard onto a pile of broken glass!
Paco: Great reversal by Theriot, and will you LOOK at all the blood in this match!!
Mercer: The winner of this match is of course the first person to throw their opponent in the pit full of rattlesnakes, which is located outside the ring, and that person will get both tag team titles!
Smith: Yes, what is Theriot planning to do now, he has Outlaw by the foot and he is dragging him towards the edge of the ring, oh, he just pushed him off, and he landed on the exploding boards!
[BOOM!]
Paco: That was great!! HAHA! Whoever invented this match is a GENIUS!
Mercer: This is one of THE most gruesome matches the ICWF has ever seen, and in such a short time period too! One of these two men is going to have to end it soon, or they will die of blood loss, as they have many cuts all over their bodies! Wait, Theriot has his barbwired bat in his hands and he is going to jump out of the ring onto Texas Outlaw ... here he goes ... OUTLAW MOVED!! Theriot lands hard on the board, and on the barbwire, and he is cut open again!! Besides that, another small explosion just occurred! I don't believe this!
Smith: I really don't understand the logic behind this match, I mean, these guys have only been fighting about 5 minutes, and already they are both bloody messes and probably in more pain than they have ever been in their whole life! I just don't get it!
Paco: Calm down, this fight is amazing!! Throw him in the rattlesnakes!! DO IT!
Mercer: Wait now, Texas Outlaw has Theriot up now, he scoops him up, and POWERBOMB onto one of the exploding boards!!
[BOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!]
Paco: HOLY SHIT!! Did you see that big ass explosion??
Mercer: I think anyone in the whole state saw that explosion! That was amazing! Theriot's back is completely ripped apart, and I would have to say that he is such a mess of blood right now, he probably can't even stand!!
Smith: I am absolutely shocked, what is going to happen next?
Mercer: well Outlaw is looking towards the pit with the snakes in them, if he throws Theriot inside there is over, Texas Outlaw will have the tag titles to himself and whoever he wants to choose as his partner….
Smith: That's right, Outlaw picks up Theriot and hooks him for his piledriver finisher!! Could it be!? Yes it is there is the Outlaw's tombstone!! Devastating move, he picks up Theriot and throws him in the pit!!! Oh My God the snakes are all over Theriot, ring the bell!!
Paco: Yeah! Now that's f'n hardcore! The snakes are going to eat Theriot alive!!
[bell rings.]
Joey: Here is your winner and the only barer to the Tag Team Titles…. TEXAS OUTLAW!!!
Mercer: The medics have come and are taking Theriot out of the hell, oh my God man he has been bitten all over, and Outlaw is laughing!!!
Paco: Theriot might as well be dead, and Outlaw is f'n hardcore, I like him!!
Mercer: Well folks, after what we've just witnessed a moment ago in the Theriot/Outlaw match, it will be tough for Johnny Sledge and Venom Velocity to top that up, that was quite the confrontation ...
Smith: Well let's see if they can, let's go to Joey now...
[The fans start to get active as "Blue" by Eiffel 65 blasts over the speakers, and Venom Velocity appears in the entryway.]
Joey Styles: First, coming down to the ring, from Melbourne, Florida, he is VENOM VELOCITY
[The music shifts to "Walk" by Kilgore, and the fans view their mixed emotions. Some cheer for the wrestler, while others boo for the House of Pain 2000 member.]
Joey Styles: His opponent, from Miami, Florida, the undisputed Intercontinental Champion, here is JOHNNY SLEDGE!!!
[The bell rings, as Velocity meets Sledge halfway down the aisle with a tackle.]
Smith: Right here could be our surprise match of the night, guys. Not only is this a Hell in a Cell match, but we also have Texas Death Match rules! Also, it's obvious that there are some bad feelings between these two, after their fight the last time, when Sledge won the belt from Velocity.
Paco: Thanks, Smith. Nice of you to fill the rest of us in.
Mercer: The cage has been lowered and is ready for the two men to enter it. But they're not interested! Velocity and Sledge are brutally beating on each other in the aisle way, a good 500 feet from the cage door. Velocity has the advantage currently, pulling Sledge up and sending him flying into the protective rail! He flips over it, crashing to the ground next to some lucky ICWF fans who are getting a bit more of a show than they bargained for. Sledge pulls himself up, but Velocity's already coming over the railing, slamming both fists into his back. Sledge takes the hit, though, then reaches in, wrapping around Velocity's middle and getting a German suplex! One fan nearly took the brunt of that one!
Paco: That a way, boys, give 'em what they paid for!
Smith: Sledge lifts Velocity up and sends him straight back the way he came, into the side of the railing! Velocity manages to grab hold, so that he doesn't go toppling over. As Sledge gets closer, Velocity kicks out behind him, landing a blow in a bad place. Sledge topples to his knees, feeling the pain that every man tries to avoid if possible. Velocity really shifted the match with that one! He pulls Sledge up and scoop slams him over the railing, then climbs over himself. He gets Sledge up and begins dragging him down to the cage.
Mercer: Finally, it looks like they're going to go inside! Velocity brings Sledge down to the cage door, then shoves him down on the apron just inside the door. Velocity then grabs the side of the door, pushing an attendant out of the way, and swings it as hard as he can, to slam it onto Sledge's unprotected back! But Sledge rolls up into the ring, dodging the cage slamming. He then kicks out, knocking the door back where it came from, taking Velocity completely by surprise. Velocity drops to the ground with a hand over his jaw, as Sledge comes back outside. He wraps Velocity up and gets him with a snap suplex. He then turns and starts climbing up the wall of the cage!
Paco: Where's that idiot think he's going? What's wrong with going into the cage, Smith?
Smith: If he doesn't want to, it's his choice, Paco. Sledge is almost to the top when Velocity gets back up, looking around for his opponent. He looks up, seeing where Sledge is, and immediately starts to follow, grabbing at every handhold. Sledge is at the top now, waiting, as Velocity pulls himself up next to him. Sledge doesn't bother to wait anymore, kicking away at Velocity's ribs, trying to knock him back off! Velocity hangs on, though, so Sledge moves in and pulls his opponent up. He drags Velocity towards the center of the ceiling, bringing him down with a DDT on that wire mesh! How dependable do you think that roof is, Mercer?
Mercer: Unknown, Smith. It may hold, it may not. We could have two seriously injured wrestlers by the end of this one, if they're not careful.
Paco: Go for it! I want to see the drop!
Mercer: C'mon, Paco, that's just not right.
Paco: Well, it's what made Foley famous, isn't it? So c'mon, boys, earn the name recognition!
Smith: The ref is watching from inside the cage. He has to administer the count, but nothing says he has to follow these two lunatics to the top of the cell. On top, Sledge is back on the ground after a few kidney shots by Velocity. The former champion stands up and sends a boot to Sledge's head, causing him to roll away from his attacker, and nearly fall off the roof! He grabs hold and hangs on, desperately trying to not fall off, while Velocity comes forward, trying to kick him off. This is a bad situation. The fans down there need to watch out for falling wrestlers!
Mercer: Velocity's tired of trying to dislodge the champion, though. He leans over and pulls Sledge up, with both men teetering on the edge of the cage. He shoots a punch into Sledge's vocal cords, stunning him, then leans down and picks him up for a body slam! Is he going to toss him off the roof? Sledge can tell he's in danger. He's struggling, trying to get free of Velocity's grasp. He kicks away with his feet, unbalancing the man, and, OH MY GOD!
Paco: They're plunging!!
Smith: Wow!! Both Velocity and Sledge just fell from the top of the cage, wrapped up together!! That desk down there is no more!!! Those poor Spanish announcers, they always get the worst of it!! Neither man is moving! We might need paramedics to ringside! The ref comes out of the cell and runs over, looking at both men. Sledge is partially on top of Velocity, but Velocity's also got an arm across Sledge's throat. The ref looks at both men, then drops to the ground and starts counting! One! Two! Three!!
Paco: Hey, which man was he counting for?
Mercer: I'm not sure, Paco. Maybe both of them just got counted out! The ref is starting the "Death" count! Someone has to get up here, or else this match is over! 1….. 2…… 3…… 4…… 5…… 6……. 7……. 8…… and Sledge gets up, with Velocity clinging to him! Both men are hurting, but they're also both up, ending the count! The match continues, but after that fall, how can either of these men continue??
Smith: A wrestler has to ignore pain if he wants to be a success, Mercer. I admit, that's a lot of pain right there, but both of these guys want to get the victory here tonight. Nothing means more than winning at a pay-per-view! Sledge looks a little more mobile, having landed on top. Velocity was the one sandwiched between Sledge and the table. Sledge pulls Velocity over to the doorway and tosses him in. We're finally going to get inside the Hell in a Cell! But what do these two have left? Sledge comes in after Velocity and pulls him up. Both men are moving slowly right now. Velocity pulls away from Sledge and throws a right hand that misses. Sledge catches Velocity as he spins around and lifts, getting an atomic drop that sends Velocity straight into the cage wall!
Paco: Velocity's velocity hurt him there. Ironic.
Mercer: Velocity's hurting pretty badly in there, you can see it on his face. His back must feel shattered. Sledge pulls the man from his knees and throws him back into the cage wall, then gut wrenches him to the mat. He goes for the pin! One! Two!
Smith: Velocity actually kicked out! He's running on instinct right now. Sledge hauls him up again, trying to think of other methods to use on the man. He tries to whip Velocity back into the cage again, but this time Velocity puts the breaks on, and Sledge is the one to meet steel! He holds his head and staggers back, as Velocity takes a deep breath, settling himself. He spins Sledge around and lifts him up for a couple of seconds, before spinning into a Death Valley driver that flattens the man! Both stay on the mat for a minute or so, resting up. The ref can't start a count, since a pin fall has to occur first. Velocity pushes himself off the mat and crawls over to Sledge. He gets up and grabs the legs, stepping through and latching on that Dimension Extension submission hold of his!
Paco: Submission? This guy must have landed on his head! Submission doesn't count!
Mercer: True, Paco, but it does give Velocity a chance to rest himself while causing Sledge a good amount of pain! Sledge is in agony, trying to get free by pushing towards the cage. Honestly, though, I don't think that Velocity would have to break it even if he reached the cage. This is a Hell in a Cell, anything goes until a winner is named. The ref is close by, in case a pin is attempted. But Velocity's having more fun stretching the cords of Sledge's legs. Sledge tries to reverse it, but this is one of Velocity's favorite moves, so he's adept at blocking attempts to turn the submission maneuver over. Slowly, Sledge's struggles lessen. He's in a bad way right now. Velocity sees it, and releases the hold. He pushes himself off the mat to get to his feet, then stumbles over to Sledge and drops an elbow, Velocity picks him up instead of going for the cover, he hooks him and delivers the Velocity Bomb!!
Mercer: Where did he find the strength to do that!? Wait there is a pin now! One! Two! Three!!!
Paco: That's 3. Now will Sledge be able to get up, or is he going to be as unconscious as I was the night before about this time?
Smith: The ref is counting… 1…. 2….. 3…… 4…… 5…… 6…… 7….. 8…… 9….. 10!!
[Bell rings.]
Joey Styles: Here is your winner… and NEW ICWF Intercontinental Champion…. VENOM VELOCITY!!!!
Smith: What a fight these two put up! After that plunge off the cage, I didn't think that much more was going to happen. But both still had a lot left to put on a very impressive show. These are two guys that could really carry the main event of any pay-per-view.
Mercer: I agree, and how about this, the belt changes hands against between these two, if anyone is keeping score, the series is tie now 1-1….
Smith: Venom is still celebrating in the ring and wait a minute!! Through the crowd!! It's Justin Taylor and Martyn Bryant again!! They are doing a number on Venom Velocity!! Martyn grabs him and hooks him up in a pump handle form, he has Venom up but he turns it into a Shoulderbreaker! Debastating!
Mercer: Now Justin Taylor grabs him and sets him on top and proceeds to deliver his top rope neckbreaker!! Here come some refs, thank God!!
Paco: No way man, I want to see more, they were "breaking" him up!! I loved it!!
Smith: Well I'm glad the refs broke this up, who's next??
Paco: Ok Goldberg, I'll tell you who's next, the Lightweight Title Match is next, let's go to Joey!!!
Smith: I meant who was next in their agenda, but ok…
[Crowd cheers loudly, and the cheers continue as "Come Together" by the Beetles plays.. Satchell Johnson comes out and shakes hands with the fans as he makes his way to the ring.]
Joey: Introducing first the challenger from Hollywood California, he weights in at 230 pounds and stands at 6'2" tall, he is Satchell "THE SHOWSTOPPA" Johnson!!!!
[He gets in and shows off to the crowd, then Tattered and Torn by Slipknot plays as the fans boo like crazy… Twiztid comes out with the Lightweight Title over his shoulder, he spits at the crowd and talks trash as the fans do the same to him..]
Joey: and his opponent from Detroit, Michigan weights in at 216 pounds and stands at 5'10" tall…. He is the current ICWF Lightweight Champion of the World…..TWIZTID!!!!
[He gets inside the ring and hands the belt over to the ref, the ref waves it high to the crowd and then hands it over to the time keeper, the bell rings and both wrestlers begin to walk around the ring scouting eachother out…]
Mercer: Well here we go guys, this on is going to be a wild, highflying match up!
Paco: Yeah, both of this guys like to fly around and perform some crazy ass moves, traffic control has nothing on this match…
Smith: Both men are looking at eachother, being very careful.. there is a lock up and Satchell puts a headlock on right away.. Twiztid tries to get out, Satchell applies pressure, Satchell hangs on tight and walks towards the ropes jumps to the second and now third rope, comes back around and drives the face of Twiztid to the mat with a bulldog!
Mercer: Great move on the part of Satchell, we thought he was going to take slow, but he fooled everyone including Twiztid…
Paco: He didn't fool me, no f'n way.. I'm too smart for that…
Smith: Sure you are Paco, keep drinking your tequila over there…. Satchell Johnson putting the boots to Twiztid, a pick up and a whip to the ropes, Twiztid comes back and Satchell drops him with a flying clothesline!
Mercer: Twiztid seems lost out there…
Smith: Johnson gets on top of him for a quick pin, one, two.. too early… He picks up Twiztid and again puts on a headlock, Twiztid seems a bit frustrated, he wraps his arms around Satchell and drops him with a side suplex! Finally he gets some offense going. Twiztid jumps to his feet, looks down at Satchell runs to the ropes, jumps to the third one and comes back with a Moonsault! He connected, he hooks the leg.. one.. two.. and a kick out on the part of Satchell who is stunned.
Paco: The match is starting to pick up, alright…
Mercer: Satchell didn't expect that outburst of energy from Twiztid..
Smith: You right he didn't and now Twiztid seem on control, he picks up Satchell and gives him a body slam, he goes to the outside, he uses the ropes to catapult himself back in and drops the leg across the neck of Johnson! Twiztid with another pin.. one.. two.. and kick out by Satchell who is down but not out!!
Mercer: Yeah, Satchell is a great competitor.. former Television Champion, he has what it takes to be a champion…
Paco: He's also part of HOP OG, only winners in that group…
Smith: Both of you make good points, Twiztid picks up Satchell and Satchell being opportunistic gives Twiztid a thumb to the eye, he grabs Twiztid by his head and tosses him over the top and to the outside!
Paco: Oh shiznitz this is going to get good!
Smith: Twiztid makes it to his feet on the outside as Satchell watches on, then charges to the corner, jumps to the top turnbuckle and then comes off with a missile drop kick that nails Twiztid right in the face!!
Mercer: What elevation on the part of Twiztid, he can sure fly!!
Smith: Satchell picks him up and whips him towards the guardrail! Twiztid hits hard but pulls himself up, Satchell charges at him but Twiztid puts up his boots and nails Satchell in the kisser, Satchell back paddling.. Twiztid charges at him now and jumps on Satchell's shoulders and delivers a spinning Hurricanrana on the outside!!
Paco: Hell yeah these guys rule!!
Smith: But the ref has been administering the 10 count, he's up to seven, eight and Twiztid breaks the count, he goes back outside and picks up Satchell, tosses him back in and he walks towards the corner!
Mercer: He's thinking of flying again!
Smith: He jumps to the top turnbuckle but Satchell is up as well and he shakes the ropes causing Twiztid to fall where it hurts the most!!
Paco: How would you know? You don't have a set, Hahahaha!!
Smith: Shut up! I do, anyway, Satchell climbs the ropes, he hooks Twiztid and delivers a belly to belly suplex from the top! Great move by Satchell who hooks the legs and goes for the pin! One! Two and Twiztid barely kicks out! Satchell can't believe it, he picks up Twiztid and hits him with a couple of knife-edge chops, Satchell hooks Twiztid and drops him with a vertical suplex!
Paco: Into a pin too, one! Two! and another kick out, Twiztid isn't giving up yet!
Mercer: You can talk about how he dresses and how he acts, but you cannot talk about his wrestling ability and his heart, he's a warrior!
Smith: That's true indeed, Satchell picks him up and whips him to the ropes, Twiztid comes back around and Satchell with a spinning heel kick, Twiztid duck sand stops, turns Satchell around and picks him up for a body slam, no delivers a cradle piledriver instead!!
Mercer: That's one of his patented moves there, can he make the cover!??
Paco: I hope he doesn't so the match continues, this rules!!
Smith: He's inching his way closer to Satchell, throws his arm on top of him and the ref counts! One! Two! kick out! Kick out! Man that was a hell of a move and Satchell kicked out!!
Mercer: That shows you that both men want this match bad, Twiztid wants to remain champion, Satchell wants to be the new champion!
Smith: Twiztid picks up Satchell and whips him to the ropes, he bounces off and Twiztid gives him a kick to the gut and a Sunset Flip, Satchell is trying to hang on but Twiztid finally pulls him back, the ref with the count! One! Two! and another kick out! This one is far from over!!
Paco: Twiztid is trying to surprise Satchell, that's not working, he tried a power move, that didn't work either, what will it take??
Smith: I'm sure we will find out soon, Twiztid picks up Satchell and takes him to the corner, kicks to the gut and then a whip to the opposite corner, Satchell hits hard and Twiztid is right behind him with a splash! No Satchell moves and Twiztid hits on the top corner, Satchell hooks him from behind and delivers a German Suplex into a bridge!!
Paco: and Twiztid kicked out after the 1 count! Back and forth they go man, this is too exiting, I need some tequila to calm me down..
Mercer: Uh huh, we heard that one before…
Smith: and I more then you Mercer, believe me. Satchell in control now, he picks up Twiztid, kick to the gut and a swinging Neckbreaker! Satchell goes to the top, measures Twiztid and comes off with a 450 splash! He connects! Hook of the leg and this one could be over, one! Two! Three!! No, no! Twiztid had his leg on the ropes and the ref saw it, Satchell is irate but he can't do anything about it! Satchell calls for his finisher, he picks up Twiztid and whips him to the ropes, Twiztid bounces off and again Satchell goes for the spinning heel kick!!
Paco: But like the first time, he missed what an idiot!!
Smith: Twiztid ducks and puts the breaks, Satchell turns around and Twiztid nails him with a heart punch!! And that one caught Satchell good! Twiztid turns him around and pulls on his head and applies his dragon sleeper, you know what comes next, yes there it is the modified reversed DDT! Will it be enough to finish off Satchell, he hooks the leg! One! Two! Three!!!!
Mercer: Yes it is and he's still the champion how about that!!?
[bell rings.]
Joey Styles: Here is your winner and STILL…. The Lightweight Champion of the World…TWIZTID!!!!!!!!!!
[He grabs his belt from the ref and raises it high in the air, the fans boo but some cheer the demented one, he shows off for a bit and then walks off to the back.]
Mercer: Well that was a hell of fight, both men wanted it bad, but in the end, Twiztid had the right recipe, to get the win.
Paco: Yeah, man tonight we have seen 3 great battles, and we're not even half way through!!
Smith: Not at all, next is the Television Title Match!!
Mercer: Let's go to Joey so he can do the honors.
["Victory" by Cory Theriot plays as he comes out to the boos of the fans.]
HELL IN A CELL DEATH MATCH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE
Standard Cage match but after being pin the knocked out opponent has 10 seconds to get up, if he doesn't, THEN he loses the match.
Johnny Sledge (C) VS Venom Velocity
Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, the next match will be for the Intercontinental Championship! It will be a Hell in a Cell Death Match! The winner must knock out his opponent, keeping him on the mat for a 10 count, to be declared the victor, and the Intercontinental Champion. 
World Lightweight Title Match
Twiztid (C) VS Satchell Johson
Joey: Styles: Our next match is scheduled for one fall and it's for the ICWF's Lightweight Championship of the World!
[Crowd cheers as "Falling Away From Me" by Korn begins to play….]
Joey: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Martyn Bryant… from Seattle Washington… weighting at 263 pounds and standing at 6'4"…. He is JUSTIN TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!! [He gets inside the ring and then talks some strategy with Martyn, "School's Out" by Alice Cooper plays as the crowd cheers loudly for Spazz…]
Joey: and his opponent.. from Nova Scotia, Canada.. he weights in at 220 pounds and stands at 5'11" tall.. he is the current ICWF Television Champion… he is SPAZZ!!!!!
[He gets in the ring and hands the belt over to the ref who shows it to the crowd, the bell rings and the match is underway.]
Smith: Well, here they go, Justin Taylor just whipped Spazz to the ropes, Spazz runs back, and dropkick.. ducked by Taylor, Spazz ends up on his rear .. Nice duck down by Justin Taylor ..
Mercer: These two have been exchanging quite a few harsh words for each other lately, but many predict this will be a pretty good TV title match, what do you think Paco?
Paco: I think I am bored, where is the barbwire, and blood and explosions??
Mercer: Both men are back to their feet now, and Justin Taylor just gave Spazz a HUGE chop to the chest, that echoed throughout the whole building! Now Spazz returns the favor with a chop of his own!
Smith: JT with a boot to the midsection, now he tries for a piledriver, no, reversed into a back body drop by Spazz!
Mercer: Spazz picks JT up by his hair now and whips him to the ropes, he comes back, and a drop toe hold sends Justin Taylor face first into the mat! Now Spazz applies a half Boston crab, Justin Taylor is yelling in pain!
Smith: Do you think the rookie Spazz will walk away with a quick submission victory right now!?!?
Mercer: I highly doubt it because Taylor is almost at the ropes, now he has .. Got them! The hold must be broken, what do you think of this match so far Paco?
Paco: Zzzz... this is boring ..
Mercer: Damn Paco! This is a good technical fight! Just because people aren't bleeding like crazy doesn't mean it's not a good fight! It doesn't ALWAYS have to be hardcore!
Paco: Shut up Mercer, or I'll send you back to Tuesday Night Fights! Hahaha!
Smith: While you two argue, I am going to call the fight! Spazz has Justin Taylor in an arm bar now, he is wrenching on that arm, no, JT reverses it, and now the pressure is on the arm of Spazz! Justin Taylor pulls Spazz into him now, and delivers a back body drop! Nice elevation!
Mercer: Yes, Spazz hit hard on the mat! Could have knocked the wind out of him, now Taylor is standing at Spazz's head.. He locks the sleeper hold on! This is smart tactics by Taylor, try to slow Spazz down so he can't unleash an aerial attack, and Spazz really looks out of it now! The ref is asking him if he gives up, but there is no response, will the ref stop it!?!???
Smith: He was about to, but Spazz finally shows some signs up life, he is getting to his feet! Now he's hitting Justin Taylor in the side with elbows, as the hold is being broken... Now Spazz is really laying into Justin Taylor with the elbows, and the sleeper hold is completely broken, now Spazz floors Justin Taylor with a nice standing dropkick! He's not done though, springboard off the ropes and nails him with a big leg drop, cover by Spazz! One ... Two ...KICK OUT!
Mercer: Not bad for the first pin attempt, but Spazz is going to need a lot more to put Justin Taylor down, he is tough! He is in trouble now though, he is dazed on the mat, and Spazz is going to the top rope! Spazz is up there, and he's waiting for Taylor to stand, possibly to deliver a missile dropkick... Taylor is up, and he stumbles and falls onto the ropes, shaking them, and Spazz falls onto the turnbuckle, right on the family jewels! Tough move there!
Paco: Poor, poor Spazz ...(sarcasm)
Smith: Indeed…oh, nevermind.. and now Justin Taylor is going up the ropes to get Spazz and possibly Superplex him off the top, he is trying to get him, oh, they are trading fists up there! This could be dangerous! Look at them exchange blows, who will fall first? A right by Spazz, a right by Taylor, oh, and here comes Spazz with a flurry of lefts and rights, Justin Taylor falls backwards off the ropes and hits his head hard on the mat!!
Mercer: Spazz has got to capitalize now, I think he's going to .. MOONSAULT! He hits it! Pin! One ...Two ...KICK OUT!
Mercer: Oh boy, that was close folks, I'll tell you, the TV Champion Spazz almost had a successful title defense there! That would have been a big upset, Justin Taylor is definitely the favorite in this one ...
Smith: That is true, anyway, Spazz has Justin Taylor up now, he whips him to the ropes, but it's reversed, Spazz is sent off the ropes, he comes back and a big Powerslam perfectly done by Justin Taylor! Spazz is hurting!
Mercer: A big turn of events here folks, now Taylor is on his knees, on the mat, pounding away at the head of Spazz with heavyweight hands! Any comments Paco?
Paco: I'm going to find something to drink, I'm outta here.
[Paco leaves the table.]
Smith: Well, one of our partners has gone, but still this great match continues in the ring, these two warriors are really battling it out here tonight, I wonder what the outcome will be ... Justin Taylor is in the driver seat now, he has Spazz up and he nails him with a huge atomic drop, Spazz is leaning against the ropes now, and Justin Taylor clotheslines him to the outside of the ring! Great move!!
Mercer: I think Taylor is in good control now, Spazz is dazed on the outside of the ring, and here comes Taylor, he connects with a baseball slide! Spazz is flung into the first row of spectators! Great move!
Smith: Yeah, Taylor really caught him in the face with his fists, now he slides quickly to the outside, where he walks over to Spazz, who is literally sitting in the laps of the people in the first row, he grabs him, and delivers a jawbreaker onto the guardrail! What a great move! Spazz's jaw could very well be broken after that one!
Mercer: Yes, that was a sensational move, now JT picks up Spazz by the hair and flings him over the guardrail, back into the ring area, Taylor has a chair now and CRACK! Over the head of Spazz! The High School dropout stays on his feet however, absorbing the impact of the chair shot! Another one by Justin Taylor and Spazz is down!
Smith: Justin Taylor rolls Spazz into the ring now, I think he's got him where he wants him, he covers him, and makes a nonchalant hook of the leg One ... Two ..KICK OUT!
Mercer: Yes! The young wrestler from the east coast still has something left in him! A remarkable show of courage here! Justin Taylor thought he had the win for sure!
Smith: Yes, and I think he may have if he covered him faster, and hooked the leg more efficiently ...
Mercer: Yes, that is a good point, Justin Taylor is mad now however, he seems to want this match to be over with! He is hooking Spazz up for a piledriver now, up goes Spazz, no! Great reversal, hurricanrana, into a pin!! One ...Two ... KICK OUT!!
Mercer: Oh my goodness, what a great move there by Spazz, I thought he had the win, he is showing a lot of heart right now folks! Justin Taylor is on his feet now, and he is livid, he goes straight after Spazz, and takes a huge cut at him, Spazz ducks it, grabs his head, and DDT's Justin Taylor to the mat!!!! Another great reversal!
Smith: Yes, it was indeed, and Spazz is calling for his finisher now! It's a somersault leg drop off the top ropes, he is up there, he leaps, Justin Taylor moves! Oh my! Spazz's ass bounced right off the mat! That has got to hurt the tailbone! Taylor crawls over to the fallen Spazz, and covers him with his arm ...One ... Two ... KICK OUT!!
Smith: A near fall for Taylor!
Mercer: Yes, he has come close on a few occasions, but he hasn't been able to put the youngster away ... Justin Taylor is on his feet now, and he is delivering some sharp boots to the back of Spazz, that has got to be taking it's toll ...Now he hooks on a camel clutch! He is wrenching the neck of Spazz!
[Paco reenters, with a few bottles of tequila.]
Paco: What did I miss? Ahh geez, I leave, hoping there will be some good action when I come back, and what's this I see, a submission move?? I hope Taylor breaks Spazz's neck!!
Mercer: The ref is asking Spazz is he has had enough, I think he is going to give in!!! Justin Taylor broke the hold! I wonder why?
Smith: I think Taylor felt as if he wasn't going to get it done that way, so he is going to try for something else!
Mercer: You could be right, he has put Spazz on his shoulders, what is he going to do now ... DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Spazz landed right on his neck, here's the cover! One ...Two ...KICK OUT!!
Mercer: OH!! Another near fall for Justin Taylor! This has got to be frustrating him!!
Smith: I think it is, he is going to the outside now, he is looking under the ring, what does he have, a LADDER!! That ladder is probably for the Dougg J. vs. TLS match later tonight! It shouldn't be used here!
Paco: Alright! Finally some REAL action!
Mercer: Yes, something big is going to happen, Justin Taylor has set up the ladder in the center of the ring!
Smith: Yeah, but Spazz is slowly getting to his feet...OH! Taylor just connected with a huge side kick to the jaw, Spazz hits the mat hard, now Taylor is off the ropes, and a big splash connects!
Paco : Come on! Use the ladder already!!
Mercer: I think he heard your plea Paco, because Taylor is going up the ladder slowly, rung by rung, what does he think he is going to do up there? There is no belt to grab up there!!
Smith: He is at the top now, and all the ignorant people who have no care whatsoever for the wellbeing of others are encouraging him to jump on the downed Spazz!!!
Paco: JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
Mercer: Spazz is getting to his feet, Taylor has to jump soon or the opportunity will be missed .. He jumps, SPAZZ MOVED! SPAZZ MOVED! Justin Taylor just jumped off a 8 foot ladder and Spazz moved!! Taylor must be absolutely dead! All Spazz has to do is pin him and I think this one will be over!! Wait, what is he doing!???
Smith: I do believe he is ascending the ladder, he is going to try a move of his own off the top rope!
Paco: I like the way this guy thinks! Do it!
Mercer: He has given the sign for his finisher, the High School Dropout! He leaps, he did it! High School Dropout onto Justin Taylor off the ladder! There's the pin!!! One ..Two ..T.. KICK OUT!!!
Mercer: I don't believe it! How can Justin Taylor kick out from that!??? It is impossible! Spazz has given him absolutely everything he has, including his finisher off a ladder and STILL Justin Taylor kicks out! Unbelievable!
Paco: Taylor is crazy, if Spazz pulled that move on me I would have probably died!
Mercer: Yeah, probably, Spazz can't believe it! He thought he had the match won!
Paco: The ladder is still set up! Someone use the ladder!
Mercer: I think Spazz is about to, he has Taylor up, he whips him into the ladder, no, it's reversed, Spazz slams into the ladder, he comes back slightly, Taylor picks him up and sets him on the corner, Taylor hooks him and drops him with The Zone! The devastating top rope Neckbreaker!! He goes for the pin! One ...Two ... THREE!!!!
Paco: He got him, new champion!!!
[bell rings.]
Mercer: What a hard fought match folks, both competitors gave it there all, but Justin Taylor is the new Television champion!!
Joey: Here is your winner... and NEW Television champion..... JUSTIN TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smith: Well another belt changes hands here, will tonight be a record? Outlaw first, then Venom Velocity upsets Johnny Sledge, and now Justin Taylor.
Paco: What about next!? We have Johnny Hunter taking on Kylo and Vic Vulgar for the Hardcore title, will we see a new champion there too??
Mercer: Like Smith said, the way things are going right now, I wouldn't be surprised, but who knows!? Let's go to Joey for our next bout, and that one promises to be a classic!
[Fans cheer loudly and then begin to chant: Hardcore! Hardcore!… as the cheers die down a little, "Natural Born Killers" By Ice Cube plays and the crowd immediately boos as Kylo makes his way to the ring…]
Joey: Introducing first, one of the challengers from Detroit, Michigan… he is… KYLO!!!!!!!
[He gets inside the ring unfazed by fans boos, then "Evenflow" By Pearl Jam plays and the crowd is split between cheers and boos…]
Joey: His opponent and second challenger, from the Mean Streets of Chicago weights in at 245 pounds and stands at 6'3" tall.. .he is Hall of Fame member.. Johnny "BIG GAME" Hunter!!!!!
[He walks down the aisle and gets inside the ring looking at the tables around the ring, he looks Kylo dead in the eye and the talk trash begins…. Then "Enter Sandman" by Mettalica plays as the fans cheer loudly…]
Joey: and last but definitely not list, from Toronto, Canada… he is the current ICWF Hardcore Champion of the world….. he is VIC VULGAR!!!!!!!!!!!
[He comes out from behind the curtain and raises his hands, crowd cheers louder and he then makes his way down to the ring, Vulgar gives the belt to the ref as the bell rings.] Paco: Oh boy, flaming tables match! This should be great!! I hope they all BURN!
Smith: Well, that's not a very good attitude, but this will be an all out hardcore war folks!! This is of course the last match of Kylo and Vic Vulgar, at least for a while, do you think one of them will end their ICWF careers in a swan song?
Mercer: We will have to see, oh, Johnny Hunter just attacked Kylo from the side, he is punching and kicking him in a flurried attack! Vic Vulgar is just standing back and watching!
Smith: That may be a smart tactic, he is saving his energy ...
Mercer: Well Vulgar will have to get involved now, cause Kylo just threw JH to the outside of the ring, and he charges at Vulgar with a clothesline that floors him!
Paco: When are they going to throw each other through flaming tables already?
Mercer: We may not have to wait long because Johnny Hunter has just got a table from under the ring and he is soaking it in gasoline! Now he's lit it! Look at those flames! I can feel the heat!
Smith: Oh boy, we could be in for a treat here, Kylo and Vulgar are brawling on the inside of the ring, and now JH rolls into the ring ... He grabs Vulgar, oh, he launches him over the ropes! Vulgar JUST missed going through that table! But he landed only a few feet away from it!
Paco: Damn it!!!
Mercer: Kylo may not be as lucky though, JH has him now, he tosses him over the ropes, right through the table! OH MY!! Kylo's back is scorched! What a move!!
Paco: WOO!!! That was absolutely great!
Mercer: Yes, that definitely was something, The Big Game Hunter has rolled to the outside of the ring now, OH! Vulgar just picked up a shard of the broken table and busted it again over the head of Johnny Hunter! Nice impact!
Smith: Yes, it was a nice move, and it stopped the attack of Johnny Hunter! Kylo is in a world of pain though, and Vic Vulgar just tossed him back into the ring, and they go at it again on the inside, leaving JH dazed on the outside once again!
Paco: Grab another table JH!!
Mercer: That's exactly what he is doing Paco!! He has thrown another table in the ring, and taken the gasoline and match pack with him into the ring!
Smith: Kylo and Vulgar don't even seem to notice, they are just brawling in the corner, and look at that, JH has lit the second table on fire in the center of the ring, now he's sneaking up on Vulgar, he grabs him, and power slam through the flaming table!!! Hunter is in control! Vulgar is hurting!
Mercer: Kylo nails him from behind though with a forearm shot, he pulls back on the head of Hunter and gives him a reversed suplex! Nice move on the part of Kylo, he grabs the gasoline, throws some on top of two tables on the outside, gets the matches and lights them up! He picks up Hunter but Hunter gives him a low blow!!
Paco: ouch los Huevos locos!!!
Smith: Hahaha, good one Paco. Hunter hooks Kylo for a Powerbomb, up goes Kylo but Kylo hangs on to Hunter's head, he nails away and then delivers a Hurricanrana that sends Hunter flying to the outside and into one of the flaming tables!
Paco: Yes oh yes!! Does anyone smell fried chicken!?
Mercer: Kylo raises his hands as the crowd boos him, but wait a minute Vic Vulgar is up and he nails Kylo in the back of the head with a drop kick that sends Kylo over the top and onto another flaming table!! Wow!!!
Paco: These guys are burning the crap out of eachother!! If these continues, we're going to have a hardcore barbecue!
Smith: Vulgar goes to the outside and picks up a hurting Hunter, he tosses him inside the ring, he grabs Kylo and tosses him in too! Vulgar pulls a table from under the ring and then goes on and grabs one that was already set up… he sets up the one he pulled up and sets it on top of it! Vulgar is thinking X-Treme here!
Paco: Yeah, and that's why I like him!!!
Mercer: Vulgar throws some gasoline on top of the tables but doesn't light them up yet. He goes back in the ring and NOW goes for a pin? Why didn't he do that first!? He has Hunter, one! Two! and a kick out by Hunter! Vulgar upset goes for a pin of Kylo! One! Two! Kick out again!!
Smith: That was very dumb on the part of Vulgar, he should have gone for the pin first, and then set up the table! Vulgar picks up Kylo now and tosses him to the ropes, Kylo comes back around and Vulgar picks up in a gorilla press, he's showing off to the crowd… but Kylo gets a thumb to the eye in and Vulgar drops Kylo!
Mercer: He lands on his feet though and hooks Vulgar from behind, Vulgar with an elbow but Kylo ducks and Vulgar is face to face with Kylo who hooks him and drops him with a belly to belly suplex! Kylo picks up Vulgar and hooks him for a suplex, he connects but doesn't break the hold, up he goes and gives him another suplex and doesn't break it still! Kylo up once again and gives Vulgar a third suplex!!
Paco: Hell yeah! Now that's some serious Punishment!
Smith: Kylo grabs a torch and sets the bottom table on fire, he then places Vulgar on the top table, Kylo is saying it's over but Hunter is up and he hooks him from behind and gives him a German Suplex! And Hunter doesn't let go! He picks up Kylo again and gives him a second one and he still doesn't let go!! Hunter picks up Kylo again and gives him a third German Suplex!!
Paco: What? Is today 3-peat night or something!?
Mercer: I guess, Hunter picks up Kylo and whips him hard to the corner, he follows that up with a big splash!! He walks over and is setting up Kylo for the Widowmaker! He looks at Vulgar who is laying motionless on the table, and the one below him is about to give, it's burning up fast! I think Hunter is going to deliver the Widowmaker onto Vulgar!
Paco: F'n yeah! That'll be awesome! Can he do it though!?
Smith: He is on the top turnbuckle and comes off…… he nails it!!! On top of Vulgar he drops Kylo and they go through both tables! Vulgar and Kylo got serious burns and Hunter is pinning both of them! One! Two! Three!!! New champion! New Champion!!
[Bell rings as medics rush to the ring to attend Vulgar and Kylo who have serious burns.. Hunter is hurting but he pushes them away, he grabs the belt from the referee as the medics put Kylo and Vulgar on stretchers.]
Joey: Here is your winner…. And NEW Hardcore Champion of the WORLD…. Johnny "BIG GAME" Hunter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mercer: Well Hunter put on a hell of a show, but don't sell Vulgar and Kylo short, they put one on as well, their last match and they will most definitely be missed, good luck to then in their new ventures…
Paco: *sob* *sob*
Mercer: Oh Paco it's ok, it will be ok..
Paco: Shut up! No it won't be, those two knew how to put on some great hardcore matches, and now that they're gone I just don't think we'll see matches as good as the those.
Smith: Well that could be true, but we don't know that, Hunter it's hardcore, you saw what he did tonight, and I'm sure many will line up to challenge him for that belt.. and what the hell!? Justin Taylor and Martyn Bryant are outhere again!! They are attacking Hunter!!
Mercer: Oh great, first Venom, now Hunter... what's the deal with this guys? oh what a move by Bryant! Taylor is telling him to put Hunter on the table, what is going on!? Bryant puts Hunter on the table on the outside, Taylor jumps to the top rope, looks down at Hunter and delivers a Senton Bomb!! Oh My the humanity!!
Paco: Alright! Now that's some high flying hardcore shit!! Gotta love it!!
Smith: Well Hunter is hurt badly, and Taylor is hurt too, but not as much, and he don't care, he accomplished what he set out to do, and that was take out Hunter, here come the zebras, take him away! We had enough of him!
Paco: not me! Do another one!!
Mercer: Anyway folks, is onto our next match and this one is a dandy!
Mercer: and a first too!!
Smith: Ever since he joined the ICWF, TLS has been a torn at Mr. Dougg's side, but the Owner has patient for a while.. but as he saw that TLS was ruining not only his business, but his wrestlers, Mr. Dougg grew tired quickly. He decided to take action against TLS by hiring hitmen, offering large sums of money to anyone who will take out for good TLS, unfortunately.. everyone that tried failed....
Mercer: Yeah, so the Owner decided to take matters into his own hands and go after The Lost Soul, that he did as TLS was up to one of his tricks, the Owner came out and nailed TLS's partner Punisher in the head with a chair. He tried to hit TLS as well but TLS ducked and a big brawl broke out.
Smith: and that is when the Owner said that there was only one way to settle this once and for all, and that way was to settle it in the ring. Tonight they face off in a Contract Ladder match! TLS's contract will be hanging from the ceiling, if he gets it first, he will be free to do whatever in the hell he wants in the ICWF. If Mr. Dougg gets it, TLS most play by the rules or he will be fire on the spot the moment he does something wrong.
Paco: So pretty much what these two goofs are trying to say is that, tonight, Owner Dougg is about to kick the shit out of TLS for trying to ruin the ICWF, and this business, and I for one is f'n glad. I hate TLS!!
Smith: I think the wrestlers in the back and some of us feel the same way, let's go to Joey so we can get this joint started!!
[Crowd cheers loudly but cheers quickly turn to boos as "Redemption" by 2pac plays, TLS comes out with Punisher and heads to the ring.]
Styles: This bout is scheduled for no falls and it's a Ladder Contract Match…. The rules are simple, the first man to reach the contract hanging from the rafters will be declared the winner.. introducing first being accompanied to the ring by Punisher from the purgatory he is.. THE LOST SOUL!!!!
[He gets inside the ring while Punisher looks under a ring and pulls out a ladder and sets it next to the ring, TLS smiles as he looks towards the entrance way.. a few seconds go by and then "Hate me now" by Nas plays as the crowd cheers loudly, Owner Dougg comes out wearing a black Adidas sweat suit with a ICWF T-shirt under the windbreaker… He walks slowly down the ring never taking his eyes of TLS…]
Styles: and his opponent, from the Nation's Capital.. he weights in at 214 pounds and stands 6'0" tall… he is the Owner of the ICWF… DOUGG!!!!
[He gets inside the ring and takes the mic from Joey, then looks at TLS and speaks..]
ODJ: You must think I'm stupid huh? You think that I will actually let you have that big goof Punisher at ringside? You got to be f'n kidding me, are you on crack TLS? Don't answer that… Punisher, take your fat ass to the back because you don't belong here, and let me tell you something TLS this match might be a ladder match, but disqualifications can and WILL still happen got me!? So don't think you can try some stupid trick cuz it won't work, now ring the damn bell and let me kick his sorry ass!
[Crowd cheers loudly but as he turns around to give the mic to the ref, an irate TLS attacks him from behind.]
Paco: Oh that bastard! He gave the Owner a cheap shot!!
Smith: Well TLS has no respect for the Owner and he is showing it there, he whips him to the ropes, ODJ bounces back and TLS goes for a clothesline but ODJ ducks, he bounces the other way and nails TLS with a flying elbow!
Paco: Good move, man I thought he was going to be rusty or something.
Mercer: O-D-J picks up T-L-S, and I am D-E-F, with A-B-C plus 1,2,3…hell yeah I'm down with OPP!
Smith and Paco: WHAT???
Mercer: Sorry, eh, uh, I got caught up in the moment, you know with the initials and all… hehe…
Smith: Uh, I'll think I'll do the play by play for now, ODJ with a head lock on TLS, he lands some rights on the top of TLS's head, ODJ hooks TLS for a suplex now and nails it! ODJ is in control, and the crowd is both loving this and stunned by it!
Paco: Yeah and I know why, everyone though that he would be like Vince McMahon, you know, getting the crap beat out of him, he use to be a wrestler people, HELLO!?
Mercer: We get it Paco, we get it. ODJ goes to the outside and grabs the ladder! Crowd cheers as he folds it up and, oh TLS is up, baseball slide and the ladder smashes into ODJ's face! Oh that had to hurt! TLS grabs the ladder, holds it above his head and then drops it on top of ODJ!! TLS is now showing no mercy!
Smith: you are right, He grabs the Owner and smashes his head against the steel, ODJ is out of it totally, TLS grabs him and whips him against the steel steps! Man the Owner hit hard and this crowd has gone silent! TLS grabs the ladder and tosses it inside, he goes in and is setting up the ladder, he tells the crowd is over and they boo him loudly!
Paco: ODJ took some real hard shots, maybe it is over? C'mon boss!!
Mercer: Don't give up on him yet, he is moving and he just saw TLS, who is climbing the ladder, he is on the second rung, taunting the crowd as he slowly moves up, what's the Owner doing!? He grabbed a chair from a fan and goes inside! He nails TLS right in the back! TLS didn't see that one coming, he's hurt! The Owner climbs the opposite side of the ladder, he smashes TLS's head against it and TLS falls off on top of the chair!
Smith: and he is climbing the ladder now, he is moving faster then TLS was, he is in the fourth rung, TLS is up though and he pulls him down from his leg and the Owner hits his face on the last rung! Ouch!!
Paco: he's busted open! Oh no boss!! I'm going to go down there!
Smith: Sit down Paco TLS picks up the Owner and hits him rights and lefts on his forehead! Adding more to the injury! Kick to the gut and a DDT drives the Owner's face to the mat! TLS is stomping away and yelling at Dougg now! TLS has gone mad! He picks him up and sets him on the corner and grabs the ladder, folds it and picks it up.. he points to Dougg and charges at him with the ladder! He hits him right in the mid section! Again and again!
Mercer: This TLS is brutal! I never seen him like this, he must really hate the boss! TLS drops the ladder now and sets it in the middle of the ring, he grabs ODJ and slams him on it! TLS is pummeling every side of the Owner, his back, his stomach, his face, which is a bloody mess right now! TLS goes to the top and flicks off the crowd and then launches himself and delivers a Summersault Leg drop!!!
Paco: Oh that had to crush ODJ's skull!! But look, TLS hurt himself too!!
Smith: He's holding on to his leg, that was a high risk move and TLS paid the price.. nevertheless he is standing up, he limps his way over to ODJ and picks him up, ODJ's face is really bloody now, TLS hooks him for a suplex, up goes ODJ but TLS's leg gives way as the Owner falls on top of TLS! He couldn't hold him!
Mercer: His leg has to be really messed, up. ODJ is using the ropes to get up, he looks at TLS who is getting up too, ODJ gets up all the way and tells TLS to c'mon! He's challenging TLS, TLS up, he charges at Dougg but catches a kick to the gut, ODJ picks him on his shoulders, walks over to the ladder and delivers a DVD into the ladder!
Paco: Payback is a bitch! Now the boss crushes TLS's skull with the ladder!
Smith: The fans are loving every minute of this, ODJ picks up TLS who is in la-la land and sets him on the ropes, ODJ grabs the ladder and looks at TLS, he charges at him with the ladder and TLS moves out on time and pulls down the top rope and ODJ goes flying to the outside, ladder in hand!!
Mercer: He landed on top of it too, man that had to take him out, look he's motionless!!
Smith: Both of these men are taking some serious punishment, and I'm surprised that ODJ has been able to hang with TLS, TLS is a nut!!
Paco: That just shows you that ODJ is no pushover!!
Mercer: TLS goes out picks up Owner Dougg, and slams him against the guard rail and leaves him there. TLS goes for the ladder and tosses it in, he goes inside himself and looks up at his contract, he can feel it, he's closer, he's just feet away from wrecking havoc in the ICWF and being allowed to do so.
Smith: Indeed, he sets up the table and points to ODJ and then laughs, the crowd boo him as ODJ looks hopelessly up to TLS, ODJ tries to move but he's hurt badly, TLS's back is to him, he moves though, ODJ is not going out without one last fight, one last chance at stopping TLS. TLS Is climbing the ladder as ODJ slides under the bottom rope.
Paco: He won't make it, it's over, TLS is way high.
Mercer: TLS is half way through, but he's still talking crap to the fans, ODJ, pulls himself up and starts to climb the ladder opposite to TLS, he barely can though, as TLS finally notices him, he laughs at him and invites him to come up!
Smith: TLS is a fool, he should just go for the damn thing instead of wasting time, this could cost him dearly!
Mercer: ODJ is climbing the ladder and this time with a purpose, TLS's smile goes away, he climbs the ladder faster and is now at the second to last rung, he reaches for the contract but he can't get it yet, he tries again and ODJ nails him in the gut!!
Paco: He's up there wit him! Another shot, and another!!
Smith: I told you! If TLS wouldn't be so damn cocky, he could have won the match already, not that I want him to, of course.. hehe…
Mercer: Uh huh, anyway the Owner and TLS going blow by blow, both men are bloodied, both men are tired, ODJ rakes the face of TLS hooks him for what appears to be a suplex, no way! TLS breaks free and nails ODJ with a right hand, that drops ODJ two rungs! That's it, TLS is in the last rung, he reaches for the contract, but ODJ is up there again scoops him and oh my GOD!!!!
Smith: ODJ delivers a Michinoku driver from the top of the ladder! That's amazing! That's unbelievable!!
Paco: Oh hell yeah!!! That's what I'm talking about, ODJ nailed the Enigma Shock! Which makes me wonder, how come we never see Enigma and ODJ at the same time in the same place?
Mercer: Shut up Paco! They are not the same person, but can we see the replay of that? TLS was in the last rung, in the middle of the ladder, ODJ quickly climbed two rungs, put his arm between TLS's leg and grabbed his head and drove him down hard to the mat! That was incredible!
Smith: and they are both down, neither man is moving, no I spoke too soon, ODJ is moving and he grabs the ladder and uses it to pull himself up, TLS is showing no signs of life as ODJ is in upright position and climbing the ladder slowly. The fans behind ODJ with chants, he's up there, almost, three rungs to go, two, he reaches and almost has the contract, he's going to go to the last rung and wait a minute! Punisher is back out here!!
Mercer: He's not allowed though, he gets in the ring, ODJ sees him and Punisher pushes the ladder! OH MY GOD NO!!!!!
Smith: ODJ goes flying to the outside and almost lands in our laps! He crashed through the Spanish announce table! Get some help out here ODJ is seriously hurt!!!
[The ref on the outside calls for the bell.]
Paco: Punisher is a demented freak! How could he? ODJ had this thing won!
[At the Spanish announce table…]
Tito: Ay Dios mio el Jefe nos quebro la mesa!!
Coolio: Ay Caramba! Ese TLS es loco, ODJ esta muerto!!!!
[back to the English speaking table…]
Mercer: The ref called for the bell, is this over? Punisher is helping TLS up and taking him to the back, I can't believe him! Finally some medics are out here to help ODJ..
[The EMTs put a neck brace on Dougg and check him for more serious injuries, they load him carefully into the stretcher and wheel him to the back, as they go, ODJ raises his hand high, and in it, is a piece of paper…..]
Joey: Here is you winner….via disqualification.. O…. D…. J!!!!!!!
Smith: What's that on his hand?
Paco: Look up!? The contract is gone!? ODJ must have grabbed it as Punisher pushed him!? Holy shit he won the match!!??
[Hate me now plays again as the fans cheer and chant: "ICWF" as the Owner with the EMTs disappear behind the curtain….]
Mercer: Well that was one for the ages wouldn't you say? ODJ… broken down and all still was able to pull the win…
Paco: I'm telling you now, you have to give the boss a lot of credit, he took TLS to the limit and had him beat!! Stupid Punisher…
Smith: Well I just hope ODJ recovers fully, but now folks it is time, we have reach the match in which this even was build around, it is time for the World Heavyweight Match!
Smith: We will find out tonight, we will find out right now, let's go to Michael Buffer for the introductions….
[Bell rings 3 times as the lights go out except for the ones pointing to the ring, Michael Buffer is in the middle of the ring looking at the crowd…]
Michael Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen it is time for the MAIN EVENT!!! It's time for the Insane Massacre's MAIN EVENT!!! This bout is an "I QUIT" match for the World Heavyweight Championship Title…. The man how can make the other say those two words will be crown the true champion and leader of the ICWF…. But before we begin, there is one question in mind….. Are you ready??
[Crowd cheers…]
Michael Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen… are… YOU…. Ready???
[Crowd cheers again….]
Michael Buffer: DAMN IT! I…. said…. Are YOU F'N READY!!!!!!!!!!!!??????
[Crowd explodes in cheers…]
Michael Buffer: Now that's better, then… for the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching across the world… ladies and gentlemen…. LET'S GET FUCKING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paco: Woah, Buffer must be on drugs or something, I like it though!
[Crowd continue to cheer and as the lights come back, "Voodoo Child" plays and the fans raise to their feet…]
Michael Buffer: Introducing first the challenger, being accompanied to the ring by Vince Carter, from Fayetteville, Arkansas.. he weights in at 290 pounds and stands at 6'7" tall, the former two time World Heavyweight Champion and one of the few, the proud Hall of Famers, ladies and gentlemen, here is DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[He comes out with Vince Carter and listens to the crowd's ovation, he looks at Vince and shakes his head in approvement, he raises his arms and pyro goes off behind him… he walks slowly to the ring and eventually gets in… then "Sweating Bullets" By Megadeth plays and the crowd blows the roof off the arena….]
Michael Buffer: and his opponent, another Hall of Fame Member, he weighs in at 280 pounds and stands at 6'7" tall… from Lubbock, Texas he is the current undefeated, undisputed, ICWF Heavyweight Champion of the World……he is THE ACCELERATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[He walks out to the fans boos, he doesn't care as he walks down the ramp and up the steel steps. He gives Vince one good look and then gets inside the ring, he takes off his belt and raises it high and fireworks go off on top of the ring. He gives the belt to the ref who shows it to Dean, Dean nods and then the ref shows it to the crowd and then gives it to the time keeper. The ref calls both men to the middle of the ring, gives them their instructions as neither men takes their eyes off the other…. The ref finishes and he signals for the bell… it rings.]
Smith: This one is underway, you can call the intensity with a knife, Both men are circling the ring, being very cautious, Ace tries a lock up but Dean doesn't go for it. They circle the ring again and Dean goes for a lock up this time but Ace doesn't… mind games being played here….
Mercer: The ref tells them to get it started and both men go for the lock up! Ace gets the upper hand quickly and drops Dean with an arm drag. Dean doesn't like it one bit and quickly goes after Ace who gives him another, Dean up right away and this time he doesn't rush.
Paco: C'mon guys, get it f'n on!!
Smith: They circle again and go for a lock up, Dean puts on a head lock this time but Ace gets out of it and whips Dean to the ropes and gives him a flying clothesline on the rebound. Ace goes to the ropes and drops a fist on Dean, and a quick cover but Dean kicks out right away!
Mercer: Ace picks up Dean, suplex and Dean drops again. Ace another pick up whip to the corner and Dean hits hard, Ace follows up with a big lariat, now boots to the midsection followed by fist, Dean showing no offense.
Smith: Ace whips him out, Dean reverses it and connects with a short arm clothesline. Dean up now, to the ropes and drops the elbow on Ace, Dean gets on top of Ace and starts nailing away!
Mercer: Dean is showing a lot of determination, Ace turns it around and he gets on top of Dean and now he's nailing away, now Dean, now Ace and they roll to the outside!
Paco: Here we go, take it to the outside!
Smith: The Ref starts to count, one, two…
Mercer: Dean up first, kick to Ace's mid-section, Dean with a pick up, suplex, no! He hangs Ace out to dry in the guard railing Dean is working on the midsection. Ace trying to get up, Dean with elbows to the back of Ace, Dean backs away and charges in and send Ace towards the fans with a knee lift. The Ref is up to six….
Smith: Dean gets up on the apron and breaks the count, sees Ace up, he dives and connects with a Double axe handle, The Ref starts the count again but I don't think Ace or Dean cares…. Dean picks up Ace and sends him over the railing back into the ring area, Dean goes over, picks up Ace and whips him to the steel steps, Ace reverses it and Dean hits hard! Ace breaks the count and heads back outside to dish out some more punishment on Dean.
Mercer: Ace drops an elbow on Dean, Ace picks up Dean suplex and connects. Ace goes to the ring announcer's table, and grabs a chair….Dean is up, Ace is going to swing, Dean with a kick to the mid-section, he grabs the chair and is going to nail Dean, no, the ref takes the chair and tells him he will not allow it!
Paco: That's going to piss Dean off! I know it pisses me off, fuck off ref!!!
Smith: Well the ref was willing to let it go, but not that far! Dean hits Ace with a couple of right hands and tosses Ace to the inside, Dean in, he grabs Ace and whips him to the ropes Ace reverses it and drops Dean with a drop toe hold and Dean hits hard, Ace goes to the ropes and drops the knee on Dean's back!
Mercer: Ace picks up Dean and drops him with a side slam, another pick up and a back breaker, Ace is working on the back of Dean and Dean is not doing much about it. Dean flat on his back, Ace goes to the top, he dives off and connects with a flying head butt! He gets on top of Dean now and applies a Camel Clutch!! And that's a submission move!
Paco: Ace is holding nothing back! He's ready to make Dean say I quit!!
Smith: The ref grabs a mic from the time keeper and asks Dean, Dean says no, Ace pulls back on the head and Dean is in big time pain! The ref asks Dean again but Dean tells him to go to hell!!!
Paco: Yeah there we go!!
Smith: Dean tries to get up, and reach for the ropes, he's closed, Ace pulls back and Dean falls but his chin is touching the ropes and the ref tells Aces to break it! Ace can't believe it!!!
Mercer: Wow, a chin, I bet you Dean is thanking God right now for having a big chin, hehe…
Paco: Yeah? And after this match I'll make sure I tell him you said that!
Mercer: Oh c'mon Paco, I was joking!! Ace breaks the hold in disbelief, he picks up Dean and whips him to the corner, he rushes and nails Dean with a drop kick on the corner, Dean is hurting big time. Ace is really putting a beating on Dean, Dean needs to do something to turn this around… Ace picks up Dean and sets him on the top, Ace gets up there and tries a Superplex! Dean blocks it though! he fights Ace off with fists, somehow he still has fight left in him! Dean with a head butt and Ace goes down to the mat! Dean gets up on the third rope and waits for Ace to get up, Ace does and Dean nails him with a missile drop kick!
Paco: There you go Dean, show him that you want that title again!!
Miller: Dean showing a lot of resiliency Dean slow to get up, he grabs Ace by the head, hooks him between his legs and drops him with a piledriver! Dean to the ropes and a huge leg drop! What elevation, Dean wrapping his legs around Ace's neck and his got an Italian Neck tie on Ace! Dean has a good solid submission on Ace now!
Paco: and he's on the ground so he's taking a much needed rest too…
Smith: Ace still got life though, he's trying to kick out, or at least reach the ropes, he's jumping around trying to get out of it, the ref puts the mic to him and Ace says never, he stretches his leg towards the ropes and is barely touching them! But the ref says that is enough for Dean to break the hold, Dean is hesitant but eventually breaks it… Ace gets picked up by Dean, Dean whips him to the ropes and drops him with a back body drop, the fans cheer for Dean, Dean grabs Ace by the legs, looks at the crowd and then he applies a figure four!!
Mercer: Great thinking by Dean, if the neck won't work, try the legs, Dean is going all out!!!! Ace is in pain, The Ref is asking if he gives up, Ace is shaking his head no, Ace is trying to reach the ropes, Dean applies more pressure, Ace in big time pain! Ace still tries to reach the ropes, The Ref asks again and puts the mic to his mouth, leave me alone he says… Ace won't give up, Ace tries to turn the figure four now, he almost got it and Dean is fighting him, but Ace turns it around and now Dean is in pain!!!
Paco: Dean's back was weak so Ace could easily turn it over.
Smith: Dean breaks the hold, smart move, he uses the ropes to stand… he walks over to Ace and kicks him on the legs, stomps, kicks, stomps, Dean is being very vicious.. he picks up Ace's legs again and is going for the figure four once more, he wraps one leg, turns and Ace kicks him on the Ace and Dean goes flying through the ropes and onto the outside!
Mercer: Smart move by Ace, trying to catch a break.. he gets up, holding his legs, holding his neck, his down but not out, He sees Dean getting up and charges at him! Over the ropes he goes as he nails Dean with a flying lariat! Wow! What elevation on the part of Ace!!
Smith: Yeah he flew over the ropes and nailed Dean, and on the processed rammed Dean's head against the guardrail! Ace with some life now he picks up Dean and tosses him inside the ring. Ace with another pick up, kick to the gut and the Ace-high!!! If this was a regular pin match Ace could have the win, but Ace must make Dean quit!
Mercer: Right, Ace picks up Dean turns him around and puts on a sleeper hold!! That won't work though!? If you put him to sleep he can't say I quit! Oh Dean with a jawbreaker! Ace is hurt, Dean gets up and whips Ace to the corner, Ace hits chest first hard!! Dean comes up from behind and puts on a submission! That one is mostly known as The Million Dollar Dream! And will Ace give up now!?
Paco: He has too, this one is over and oh that cheater! He gave Dean a low blow and the ref didn't see it!!
Smith: Ace grabs Dean and whips him towards the ref!! And he goes down, what the hell is Ace thinking! Dean is daze, Ace turns him around and hits him with the Rollercoaster!! Again if this was a pin match Ace could have the win, but he most put Dean to sleep!!! Ace goes outside and looks under the ring, he pulls out something, what the hell is that? Barbwire!!??
Mercer; Yes it is!! Oh God, the ref is down, Ace can do anything with that! He goes inside and wraps the wire around one of Dean's legs and then around the other leaving some barbwire in between, Ace to the outside and he grabs a chair! Wake up ref!
Paco: This one is going to get ugly, and since the ref is down, Ace can do what he wants!!
Mercer: Ace measures Dean and nails him in the legs with the chair!! Again! And again!! Oh the must be ripping through the legs of Dean! He's screaming in pain! He was down but that pain is too great, he's trying to get up and Ace hits him again, the ref is moving though, Ace throws the chair to the outside and grabs Dean by the legs, he's applying some move, A TEXAS clover leaf!!!
Smith: How appropriate! Dean's legs are wrapped in barbwired and now with that submission, man that has too be the ultimate pain!!
Paco: Yeah but Ace is going to get cut up too!!
Smith: He doesn't care, he is inflicting more pain into Dean so he don't care, he pulls on the legs and applies more pressure as Dean screams in pain! You see the blood dripping from his legs and from Ace's arms! The ref sees the submission and quickly gets a mic, he asks Dean if he gives up! Will he!? He's trying to hang on!!
Paco: Dean has a lot of guts, but this is way too much!!
Mercer: The ref asks Dean again who hasn't responded yet, the ref in Dean's face, Accelerator is pulling back, Dean shakes his head, he says yes!! Dean has giving up!!
[Ref calls for the bell…]
Smith: Dean has quit! Ace when to extreme measures to make him submit, to make him say yes I quit!
Mercer: But he cheated, he used barbed wire!
Paco: No he didn't, it's an I quit match, it doesn't matter how you make your opponent quit, as long as he says I QUIT!
Mercer & Smith: Good point…..
Michael Buffer: Here is your winner…. And STILL the Heavyweight Champion of the World…… THE ACCELERATOR!!!!
[He raises his arms and you can see blood dripping from them, the ref gives him his belt and after a kiss to the belt, he shows it off to the fans, who still boo him.]
Mercer: We have to admit, that was a great match up, Dean had Ace a couple of times but he wouldn't give up, he wouldn't quit. Ace is a true champion whether you like him or not.
Smith: Yeah, and now the question must be asked, who can stop Ace? Dean couldn't do it here tonight, who will step up to the plate and defeated this man who seems invincible!!??
Paco: I don't know, but it's partay time! You guys coming… what the hell!!??
[Tommy Rocker runs out to the ring with a chair and nails Ace right in between the eyes, he goes to the outside and bring a table in from under the ring, he sets up and then walks over to Dean. He helps him up and then helps him get the barbwired off his legs, Dean seems relieved and goes for a high five, but Instead Rocker kicks him and then picks him up on his shoulders and delivers a reversed DVD into the table!! The crowd boos loudly as Tommy Rocker stomps on both Dean and Ace.. then "Evenflow" by Pearl Jam plays as Johnny Hunter of all people rushes to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, he shoves Tommy Rocker and says some words to him, he then looks at Dean and Ace, and begins to stomp on both men! Rocker joins him on the fray and both men take Ace and Dean out until refs and officials rush out to the ring, Tommy and Johnny leave the ring and walk up the ramp way, raising their hands in unison… a new force to reckon with has been born in the ICWF……. Scene fades to black…]
Cole H: 30%
Andy R: 10%
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HOP 2K
VS
World Heavyweight Title
"I Quit" Match
The first wrestler to make the other say the words: "I quit" wins.
HOP OG
Mercer: Smith this is what we all have been waiting for, tonight's matches have been great, but this one is the one that will top them all, or should top them all. We have the best two wrestlers in the ICWF going it at in an "I QUIT" Match! Can u believe that? None of this men have ever uttered those words, and one of them most make the other one do it! Is that even possible!?
Dougg J: 60%