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)-)The AK 47's are heard going off in the background and then bullets start to rip through the logo and eventually it's blasted away... The pieces go flying everywhere.. When the smoke clears we see the outside of the American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida where tonight's event is being held... (-( )-)The camera cuts to the inside of the arena where the crowd is going wild.. cheering loudly as always.. Fireworks goes off above the ring and in the entrance way.. after the display is over.. the camera focuses on the ring.. It has a red apron with the Insane Massacre II logo on each side.. the mat is gray as well as the ring ropes.. In the middle, you have the logo again..... The camera shows us the entrance way.. you see right above it the Insane Massacre II logo.. yet again.. to the side of the entrance you see a stage set up... There is a set of drums... two guitars and a bass.. as well as mics.. maybe a band is going to play? Who knows.. Maybe Rosita does.. She gets inside the ring.. and speaks... (-( Rosita: Damas y Caballeros.. welcome to Insane Massacre part Deux!!! Please turn your attention to the stage over by the entrance way... here to sing their version of America The Beautiful... give it up Florida for your native sons... Limp Bizkit!!! )-)The crowd goes nuts and they all stand up and look towards the stage.. a spot light hits it and you see Limp Bizkit come out.. Fred gets on the mic and talks about how good it is to be back home in Florida... The crowd cheers again and then Limp Bizkit begins to rock the house..(-( )-)They finish the anthem and the crowd shows their appreciation with a standing ovation.. The Limp exit to the back... The camera cuts now to the announcing booth.. first we see the Spanish team.. then we get the English team... Paco, Mercer and the always homosexual.. I mean controversial... Jones.. (-( Mercer:Welcome ICWF fans to yet another ICWF PPV! This one being Insane Massacre II... My partners for tonight, and not by choice mind you, are.. Paco Perez.. and Edward Jones.. gentlemen.. Paco: I swear.. if you weren't as old as Mount Rushmore, I would beat you silly... but I do have respect for old history, so I'll let you be... Tonight.. is going to be awesome.. this PPV is capped by the very shocking news that were delivered over the weekend.. Handy Man called it quits.. leaving this PPV in limbo.. now I am heart broken by this because in my view Handy Man was the most hardcore wrestler ever in the history of the ICWF and he was the last well established hardcore ICON.. With Johnny Hunter, Kylo and now him gone.. we find ourselves, or at least me, looking for that new hardcore wrestler to take the ICWF by storm... Jones: You said it Paco.. and while Titan 3 might hold that title.. there is no secret that he is after the World Title... but let's back down again.. you said Handy Man left, leaving the ICWF in limbo.. but ODJ.. being the great mastermind that he is.. smoked a few blunts and came up with a brand new line up.. which helped the PPV sell even more and bring in more fans! Imagine that!! Mercer: That's right.. They said that the PPV orders doubled once the new line up was announced.. and let's look at the new line up.. in our first match.. we have Kriss Havok against Booch Freeman for the now vacant Universal... TLS wasn't pleased gentlemen... Paco: No he wasn't.. for some reason TLS wants to hold himself back.. and go for the lower titles.. I really don't get this guy.. I mean for months and months he tried to make it in the ICWF only to come up short every time.. now this last return he has made he has been very successful.. he is almost at the top and can very well make it.. but like I said.. if he doesn't hold himself back.. Jones: You know I delivered the news to him.. and yeah he was upset.. but only briefly.. he was ok once he found out he was fighting for the World Title.. Mercer: Yeah we will talk about that match a little later on.. After that bout we have the North American title on the line as the new champion Milo Decadent puts it up against Shane Skyler.. a man that's returning from injury but is well deserving of the shot.. Paco: He sure is.. Shane Skyler is one of the top contenders.. a quiet one yes.. but he is up there.. it should be a very interesting match up... Jones: But let's not forget that he's coming back from injury.. he might be a bit rusty. Mercer: That's a good point.. then the lightweight Title is on the line as another new champion, Curt Canon, puts it on the line against the former champion, and the man making the return to the ring.. El Linchador.. and also against Jake Navaja... who has become known now as the "2 Face" Wrestler.. Paco: Yeah.. I gave him that name because on one match he is kicking ass and on the next he looks worst than the mighty Han Zo Mon.. This wrestler is hard to figure out.. we will see which face shows up tonight.. Jones: Yeah.. but let's also talk about El Linchador.. he is making his huge return to the ring and he is picking right where he left off.. fighting for the Lightweight Title.. many fans and critics alike say he doesn't deserve it.. but ODJ saw it otherwise.. and gave him the shot.. Mercer: Yeah, ODJ has an eye for talent.. he knows who is good and who is bad.. and El Linchador is definitely a good one.. now.. this match was a four corner's match but Kidd Foxx was not cleared by the doctors.. his injuries, suffered at the hands of Canon did not heal completely so he will not participate here tonight.. in fact.. he is out for at least two more weeks.. Let's move on to our next match now.. the Tag Titles are on the line as Electricity gets ready to face Looks 2 Kill for a third time as a tag, and fifth time over all... do you gentlemen think that 3 times will be a charm for Looks 2 Kill? Paco: You know.. I saw something I have never seen on Looks 2 Kill when I saw them fighting in that number one contender's match... They looked focused.. that night they came to take care of business and they did that by taking out the new team of Ghetto Fabulous and the former tag champions, The Party Animals.. The PA were the heavy favorites.. but L2K pulled it off and now they are looking better than ever.. I honestly think they have a legitimate shot.. Jones: Yeah.. I am personally looking forward to this match.. Mainly because this might be the upset of the night and even, the match of the night.. Mercer: Could very well be but let's not forget about the Double I match for the Intercontinental Title.. a 30 minute Iron Man Inferno match.. how about that for hardcore? Paco: Well it definitely has potential to be a great hardcore match.. but remember that if your body touches the fire.. that counts as a pin fall against you.. so it might not be very smart to try to take it to the outside, and use weapons.. but hey you know me.. do what you must and get f'n hardcore! YEAH!! Jones: This match has been building up for weeks guys.. I can't wait to see rookie sensation Genocide taking on another great rookie.. Kingpin.. Mercer:Well I don't think they will fit under the "rookie" category anymore, seeing as how both have establish themselves as primetime ICWF players.. but we'll see how it goes.. then in our main event ladies and gentlemen.. it's the number 1 and 2 contenders going at it for the also vacant.. World Title.. Titan 3 and TLS.. there is no love lost between these two is there gentlemen? Paco: Oh no doubt about it fossil.. These two have taken their shots at eachother whenever possible.. always picking on eachother.. making fun of eachother... well the talking is finally over.. these two will get it on.. and this one does indeed have HARDCORE written all over it... Jones: Isn't that the truth Paco? I see these two guys doing whatever it takes to win.. they will do it all to win... and they will do it by any means necessary.. . Mercer: Well gentlemen it’s time for our first match… this one is a dandy as the Universal title is on the line.. now the two participants agreed to have a Spin the Wheel of Death match.. On this wheel there are 10 different types of matches.. which means that Joey, who is standing in the entrance way with the wheel of death, will spin the wheel.. and whatever match it stops on.. that is the match that we will have.. Paco: Man, this is great! I hope is some real sick hardcore kind of match that is picked! Jones: Spin the wheel Joey! )-) Joey spins the wheel and round and round it goes.. It starts to slow down.. passing the carnage cage match… the dog collar match.. the miner’s glove match and it comes to a stop at… Texas Death Match!(-( Mercer: Well it looks like these two will go at it in a Texas Death Match! So fans are you ready? Are you glued to your television set yet? I know I'm ready... let's go to Rosita, one fabulous dame.. for the first match introductions and explanations.. .. Paco:Settle down your horn dog.. not even viagra can help your old ass get a woman like Rosita... Jones: Hahaha.. good one Paco.. Rosita:Damas y Caballeros it is time for the Insane Massacre opening bout and it is a Texas Death Match for the vacant Universal Title!!!!! The rules of the match are as follows.. there are no rules.. anything goes.. but once you have pinned your opponent, the ref must administer the 10 count.. if the knocked down opponent stands up before the 10 count.. the match continues... if not then the match is over and the winner will be awarded the title..… now then… here are the competidores!! )-)The crowd cheers slightly... then the "Leave it to Beaver" theme begins to play and the crowd starts to laugh.. Booch Freeman comes out, and looks at the crowd wondering just what it is they are laughing at? (-( Rosita:Intruducing the first challenger.. he is making his way to the ring from Seattle, Washington.. this tough hombre weights in at 241 pounds and stands at 6'4" tall... here is.. Booch Freeman !!!! )-)He gets inside the ring and talks to the ref... "Bleed" By Godhead blasts out and the crowd gives a mix reaction to the new comer... (-( Rosita: and his opponent.. he is being led to the ring by Kendra Storm... he comes to us from Atlanta, Georgia weighting in at 257 pounds and standing at 6'6" tall... here is Kriss Havok !!!! )-)He talks with Kendra on the outside for a few minutes before getting in…. When he does the bell rings and the match is set to go. (-( Mercer: Well gentlemen our first match is set to go.. on paper Havok has the height and weight advantage.. do you think he'll be able to beat Booch Freeman? Paco: That's a joke right? Booch is 2-4.. 2 wins against punching bags and 4 loses against good wrestlers.. do the math old man... do that math.. Jones: Well I don't know if the height and weight will have anything to do with it.. I think it comes down to skill.. and, oh what am I saying.. you're right Paco.. Booch has no chance..
)-)Havok and Booch lock up.. Havok quickly applies a headlock and then breaks it and nails Booch in the back with a few elbows.. Havok whips him to the ropes.. Booch hits and holds…he points to his head thinking he is smart.. he turns around and gets nailed with a clothesline that sends him flying to the outside! Booch lands hard on his back.. Havok grabs the ropes and jumps over them, landing on top of Booch with a big splash! Havok quickly picks up Booch and throws him against the guard rail.. Havok grabs him again and whips him to the guardrail on the other side.. Booch looks totally lost.. Havok picks him up, holds him in a cradle position and Piledrives him!!! Havok quickly goes for the pin.. one! Two! Three! The crowd boos and the ref starts the ten count.. one.. two.. three.. four… five.. six.. seven.. Booch starts to move and Havok gets upset.. he begins kicking him on the back.. he turns him around, and starts to pound him with his fist..(-(
Mercer: Oh My Goodness… this match just started and Booch has already been pinned once!
Paco: I told you old timer.. Booch doesn’t stand a chance..
Jones: Yeah.. I think Havok is just toying with him..
)-)Havok picks up Booch, he grabs him by his head and goes to slam it against the guard rail but Booch blocks it.. he elbows Havok on the gut then grabs his head and rams it against the railing..! Havok is a bit woozy and Booch continues this small spur of offense with a drop kick! Havok goes down and Booch pins him.. one! Two! kick out by Havok.. Booch picks him up and throws him inside the ring… he looks under it now and pulls out something.. a 2 x 4 and a cement block! Booch puts the block on the ring apron and then slides in with the 2 x 4… Booch waits for Havok to get up.. when he does Booch swings but misses wildly.. losing his balance.. Havok nails him with a right hook that drops him to the floor.. Havok grabs the 2 x 4, he gets on top of Booch and starts choking him with it!(-(
Mercer: Well Booch had a little bit of offense going but it didn’t last long..
Paco: No.. Booch got a few lucky shots in.. but now he has pissed Havok.. and by the looks of things.. that was not a good idea..
Jones: Nope.. not a good move at all!
)-)The ref gives Havok the four count and Havok breaks the hold.. Havok picks up Booch and whips him to the ropes.. Booch bounces off and Havok nails him in the mid section with the 2 x 4! Booch folds in pain and almost pukes his guts out.. Havok then hits him in the back breaking the 2 x 4 in half! The crowd gives a “OH!” as Booch is totally out.. Havok flips him over and is about to go for the pin but he then sees the block.. Havok walks over and brings it to the middle of the ring.. He picks up Booch and tells the crowd is over.. they give him a mix reaction as he puts him on his shoulders and drops him with the Krissening right onto the block!!! Kriss Havok flips Booch over and you can see that he has been busted open.. Havok laughs and goes for the pin and the ref quickly makes the count.. one! Two! Three!! The ref stands up and now begins the 10 count.. the crowd counts along.. one.. two.. three.. four… five… six… seven… eight… nine… ten! The ref calls for the bell and it rings.. (-(
Mercer: Well this one is all over and just like you two gentlemen call it.. Havok is the new champion..
Paco: I told you old man.. Booch had no chance.. Havok was nice enough to end the match in 10 minutes..
Rosita:Here is your winner… and the NEW! Universal Champion…… Kriss Havok !!!!
)-)The ref raises Havok’s hand as he hands him the belt.. Kendra Storm gets in and celebrates with him but the celebration is cut short as someone rushes to the ring and attacks Havok! The man pushes Kendra to the side and then turns Havok around and nails him with a right hand.. Havok drops and appears knocked out.. the man drops an object on the floor.. a pair of brass knuckles! The man turns to the camera and smiles and we now recognize him as newcomer. Jason Chase! Jason gets on top of Havok.. and hits the mat with his hand 3 times… he then stands up, grabs the belt and leaves the ring.. a bunch of refs rush to the ring.. (-(
Mercer: What? Oh my goodness! Who does this guy think he is! He just attacked Havok and is taking his title!
Paco: Well that’s Jason Chase, TLS protégé if you will… and apparently he wants in on the action!
Jones: That Jason Chase is an accident waiting to happen.. I hope Havok beats him to a bloody pulp…
Mercer: Well I don’t think he can right now.. the refs and some EMTs are helping him to the back.. well folks let’s talk about our next match while they set up the ring.. The line up has changed a bit so we will now have the Lightweight title match.. Curt Canon vs. Jake Navaja vs. El Linchador.. your comments gentlemen??
Paco: Well I think Jake has what it takes to win.. when he wants to but unfortunately he is plagued with this virus called “Inconsistency” El Linchador is one of my all time favorites.. but this is his big return bout.. and I think he might show some rustiness.. so I’m going with Canon, he came back last week and looked really good…
Jones: Well I’m going to have to disagree with you.. and I’m sure you are not surprise.. but you see.. El Linchador is one of the greatest, and few, lightweight champions.. he comes back tonight to claim what is rightfully his.. the LW title..
Mercer: There you have it folks.. they have picked their sides.. the ring is all ready to go.. back to Rosita for the introductions..
Rosita: Damas y Caballeros.. the next match is scheduled for two falls and it’s an Exploding tables match for the Lightweight Championship of the World!! [crowd cheers] The rules for this bout are as follows.. there are tables surrounding the ring, before a pin fall can be made.. The wrestler attempting the pin must put his opponent through an exploding table.. the wrestler who is the sole survivor will be declared the winner and Lightweight Champion of the World! [more cheers] Now here are the participants..
)-)”Hispanic Causin’ Panic” By Kid Frost begins to play and boos rain down the American Airlines Arena.. Jake Navaja makes his way to the ring with former ICWF superstar, Suicidal Juvenal.. (-(
Rosita:Introducing the first challenger… Being let to do the ring by Suicidal Juvenal.. he comes to us from Latin America… he weights in at 229 pounds and stands at 5’11” tall… here is “The Hispanic Causin’ Panic” Jake Navaja !!!!
)-)Jake gets inside and asks Rosita for the mic.. she gives it to him and Jake speaks once his music is caught off..(-(
Jake N: I know why all of you boo me.. and it’s because you know damn well how good I really am.. [more boos] and because you get mad because I beat up your heroes… well seeing as how I really don’t give a crap about what you eses think.. I went on ahead and took care of another one of your heroes.. you know he was suppose to be competing tonight.. but I guess that just won’t be happening.. here take a look….
)-)The big screens to the left and the right of the entrance way come on and we see El Linchador coming out of his locker room and being hit in the mid section with a lead pipe.. we then see Jake come into the picture.. he grabs him by his head and rams him against the wall.. Jake grabs him again and throws him onto some trash cans.. this whole time Jake is yelling obscenities at El.. Jake grabs the lead pipe one more time and this time, he hits El right in the forehead, busting him open.. Jake finally stops the attack and walks away, not before telling El.. “Welcome back…” The screens go off and the crowd is booing very loudly as Jake laughs it off with SJ.. “Faith” By Limp Bizkit plays and the crowd cheers slightly… Jake’s smile disappears.. (-(
Rosita: and, [mumbles]well I guess his only opponent.. [normal tone] he comes to us from Tafton, Pennsylvania weighting in at 145 pounds and standing at 5’5” tall… here is the current Lightweight Champion of the World!!!! Curt Canon !!!!
)-)Curt Canon comes out with the Lightweight title around his waist and his bear “David” on his hand.. he is talking to him as he makes his way down.. Curt looks around and then takes off his title and gives it to someone outside, along with David.. Canon then slides inside the ring and begins to go at it with Jake!! The bell rings.(-(
Mercer: Gentlemen it looks like Mr. Canon came to fight tonight look at him go!!
Paco: Yeah! He is really taking it to Jake! and fellas, we have gone from a 4 way dance.. to a triangle match to a one on one match up!
Jones: And it's obvious who's behind all of this Paco.. Jake knew that if he took out El Linchador.. and not to say he had something with Kidd Foxx not being able to go but.. with him out of the way as well.. Jake's chances of winning the title have increased immensely!
)-)Canon takes down Jake and continues to pound him like there is no tomorrow.. he finally takes a break and he picks up Jake.. he whips him to the ropes, Jake bounces off and Canon sends him flying with a back body drop! Canon picks him up quickly again and then grabs him by his head and tosses him over the top rope! But Jake hangs on and lands on the apron, Canon turns around and sees him still there so he nails him with a drop kick! Jake goes flying to the outside but misses the table by a hair! Canon quickly climbs the corner and waits for Jake to get up.. he eventually does and is totally lost.. he looks for Canon but when he finds him, it's too late! Canon jumps off the corner and nails Jake right on the jaw with a missile drop kick!! Jake is down once again and Canon gets on top of him and starts to pound him with fists! The crowd counts along until he reaches ten! (-(
Mercer: The Lightweight Champion is taking it to Jake who looks helpless out there Paco!
Paco: I guess we now know which Jake showed up.. the one that looks like a J O double GRRR... hehe..
Jones: Jogger? Jake is a Jogger? Cool...
)-)Paco realizes he screwed up and curses.. back to the match.. Canon picks up Jake and holds him in front of a table.. he tells the crowd he is going to put him through one, he gives him a kick to the gut.. no Jake blocks it by grabbing it, Jake then trips Canon and drops the elbow on his chest! Jake picks up Canon quickly and rams his face against the steel guard rail! Jake picks Canon back up and he walks towards the side where there is no tables.. he tosses Canon back in the ring.. he goes in himself and then waits for Canon who is stumbling to his feet. Canon looks towards Jake, who grabs the ropes, pull himself in and nails Canon with a flying Clothesline! Jake quickly picks up Canon and whips him hard to the corner! Canon stays and Jake charges at him with a splash, but Canon moves out of the way and Jake hits nothing but turnbuckle! Canon quickly picks him up and seats him on the top turnbuckle.. he climbs to the second rope, hooks Jake and drops him with a reversed Superplex!!(-(
Mercer: Well Jake Navaja had a little spur of offense going but the champion has been on his game tonight..
Paco: Yeah he has, it looks like there is nothing stopping Curt Canon! Hey I'm going to open up this 24 of Coronas, anybody want one..
Jones: Hell yeah, hook me up! I was wondering when you were going to pop those things open..
)-)Canon drags Jake to the middle of the ring.. he then goes to the corner and climbs it.. he points to Jake and then to the crowd, who cheer him on.. He dives and goes for a Shooting Star press but just as he is about to land, Jake curls up and Canon gets kneed in the gut! Canon rolls over in pain and Jake quickly jumps to his feet.. he picks up Canon, a whip to the ropes.. Canon bounces off and Jake jumps on his shoulders and takes him down with a head scissors.. Jake stands up and then takes him to the ropes.. Jake goes to the outside part of the ring while Canon stays inside the ring, wobbly.. Jake jumps over the ropes, landing on Canon's shoulders and then delivers a hurricanrana to the outside, sending Canon through a table [special effects] BOOM!! Canon is down but so is Jake as some of the explosion had an effect on him.. The camera focuses on both men, Canon is smoking and has a bloodied face.(-(
Mercer: Well someone has been put through the first table and surprisingly enough.. it was Canon that went through it!
Paco: [BURP!] Yeah old man.. I mean here was Canon in total control of the match and with one move Jake has taken over.. maybe Jake showed up to fight after all...
Jones:Can we see a replay? That was awesome.. and so is this beer Paco.. woo Corona!
)-)Paco and Jones toast as Mercer shakes his head.. the replay is shown and we see Canon hitting the table head first.. really messing his face up bad.. Back to live action and Jake is crawling over to Canon.. he throws his arm on top of him for the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out!! The crowd cheers and Jake curses... He slowly makes it to his feet and picks up Canon, who like we said, is a bloody mess... Jake walks over to another table and then hooks Canon for a suplex, he is going to try to suplex him onto the table! Jake picks him up but Canon holds and comes back down.. Jake tries the suplex once again but again Canon blocks it and this time, he somehow delivers a swinging Neckbreaker! The crowd is on their feet again and cheering Canon on.. Canon starts to get up but Jake beats him to the punch and gives him a low blow! Canon folds in pain and Jake grabs him and hooks him under his arm.. Jake walks over to the table and is going to DDT him on it, no! From the crowd comes El Linchador and he nails Jake with a chair!! The crowd irrupts!!(-(
Mercer: El Linchador is out here! I guess he's going to compete after all!!
Paco: Good timing too! Jake was about to put Canon out for good!
Jones:Yeah, so the match is now a 3 way once again.. unless Kidd Foxx gets some miracle clearance and makes it out here! hehe...
)-)Jake is down and El Linchador nails him with a chair again! El Linchador picks up Jake, he turns him around and hooks him on a Full Nelson and then delivers his trademark Dragon Suplex onto one of the tables!! BOOM!! The crowd is on their feet once more and chanting: "Holy Shit! Holy Shit!" El Linchador looks at a smoking Jake and pulls him off the table and pins him! One! Two! and Canon pulls El Linchador off! El Linchador jumps to his feet and so does a bloody Canon.. El Linchador swings at Canon but Canon blocks it, and swings himself but El Linchador blocks his and tries again this time nailing Canon with a vicious right hand.. Canon stumbles backwards and El Linchador nails him time after time until he has him backed against the guard rail.. El Linchador grabs Canon and whips him towards the steel post, Canon hits hard and goes down.. (-(
Mercer: Well El Linchador has made this match that much more interesting and he is now in total control of it!
Paco: Yeah.. [pops open another cold one] Man this is some good stuff.. beer and hardcore wrestling.. man, all I need is a fine piece of ass and I'll be in Paco's heaven...
Jones: Sounds like my cup of tea Paco.. of course if my wife found out.. I will be in the dog house forever.. but hell... it might be worth it..
)-)Paco and Jones laugh as the match continues.. El Linchador picks up Canon and walks over to yet another table.. El Linchador hooks Canon for a Powerbomb.. he is about to pick him up but a burn Jake comes from behind and nails him with a forearm shot! Jake grabs El and throws him inside the ring.. Jake grabs Canon again and he goes to toss him in but Canon blocks it and kicks Jake on the gut and then nails him with a DDT! Canon goes in the ring instead of pinning Jake.. He picks up El Linchador and whips him towards the ropes.. El Linchador bounces off and Canon sends him flying with a hip toss! No, El Linchador blocks it and he gets the hip toss.. no Canon reverses it yet again and they are at the ropes, Canon gets him with the hip toss this time sending him over the top and onto a table! BOOM!! Canon sees El Linchador and gets a sadistic smile on his face.. he is about to go after him but he gets nailed from behind with a chair by Jake! (-(
Mercer: Well all 3 men have tasted the exploding tables.. and by the way their clothes are burned and their skin scorched.. we know that is just a matter of time before this one is over!
Paco: Yeah, I don't care how hardcore you are.. you suffer an explosion.. you won't be able to last very long..
Jones: and let's not forget that all 3 men are bleeding badly.. I mean when you start losing a lot of blood.. you start losing your energy..
)-)Canon falls to the outside and almost on top of El Linchador after the hard shot by Jake.. Jake goes to the corner, climbs it and without thinking twice about it dives off and nails a Five Star Frogsplash on El Linchador!! Jake hooks the leg for the pin! One! Two! Three! El Linchador has been eliminated! Jake Navaja stands up and apparently hurt his elbow.. he walks around and leans on one of the tables left.. the ref checks with him and he is ok.. Canon in the mean time stands up and grabs the chair Jake hit him with.. He walks towards Jake but Jake sees him coming.. Jake charges at Canon but Canon tosses him the chair.. Jake catches the chair, and just as he does Canon nails him with a drop kick! Ramming the chair onto Jake's bloody face! Jake goes down but Canon quickly picks him and climbs the steel steps.. he hooks Jake under his arm.. he cradles him up and then jumps off with him and delivers the Canonator through another table! BOOM!! Both men are smoking again and are severely burnt now.. The ref flaps his arms around clearing the smoke.. he sees the two bodies and sees that Canon is laying on top of Jake Navaja! The ref makes the count! One! Two! Three!! Bell rings (-(
Mercer: And just like that is over!!
Paco: Wow! I never seen two pin falls on different guys done so quickly! Man what a match!
Jones: Yeah! Jake out of nowhere eliminated El Linchador but Canon eliminate him in the same fashion! What a match indeed!
Rosita: Here is your winner.... and STILL the ICWF Lightweight Champion of the World!!! Curt Canon!!!!
Mercer: I have to agree with you gentlemen and say this was a great match.. this was probably the best lightweight title match we have had in a good while.. all 3 members put in a hell of an effort.. and I'm sure that El Linchador would have done a hell of a lot better, had he not been attack by Jake...
Paco: Yeah, Jake pinned El Linchador tonight.. but I'm telling you right now... this new feud is far from over...
Jones: Not only is the feud between El and Jake not over.. but with Canon too.. Look!!
)-)El had been taken to the back and Canon is on his way to the back when Jake Navaja comes from behind[he does that a lot, lol] and nails him in the back of the head with the steel chair!! Canon goes down and Jake quickly picks him back up and throws him down the ramp.. back to the ring area.. Jake grabs the title as well as David, Canon's teddy bear... Jake grabs one more table, this one doesn't have any explosives though.. he sets it up and then grabs Canon.. he scoops him up and drops him with the Jackknife spike on the table! it breaks in half and Canon's neck too probably.. Jake grabs the LW title and drops it on top of Canon.. he then grabs David and tears it up!! The crowd boos loudly and start a "Jake sucks" chant.. Jake drops the stuffing on top of Canon as well as was left of David... He then walks to the back, laughing... the crowd continues to boo….(-(
Mercer: Well I never... what a sore loser!
Paco: He killed David!!
Jones: You bastard!!
Mercer: I guess this is becoming a new trend in the Lightweight division gentlemen.. beating your opponent after the match is over no matter who wins or loses..
Paco: Yeah.. I have to agree.. first Foxx on Canon.. then Canon on Foxx... now Jake on Canon.. when will it end!!?
Jones: Never hopefully.. this rules..
Paco: Amen to that...
Mercer: Well folks EMTs are out here for the second time tonight, helping Canon... I'm sure it's not the last time we see them too.. Let's talk about our next match shall we?
Paco: Well you said the line up was changed so I don't know what's next...
Jones: Yeah tell us all, old mighty one!
Mercer: You two are quite a pair... The next match is a 2 out of 3 falls Miami Street Fight for the Tag Hardcore Titles!!
Paco: SWEET! Hardcore to the fullest! This is the match you were waiting for Jones..
Jones: Damn right! Pass me another beer.. this PPV is about to go to a whole new level..
Mercer: Now here is an interesting stipulation the wrestlers didn't know about... ODJ came up with it... since the match is 2 out of 3 falls.. after each fall, the location will change.. which means the teams will be transporter.. separately, to a new location...!
Paco: Hey that's awesome!
Jones: yeah, do you know the locations!?!
Mercer: Yes I do.. the match will start in the rough part of Miami.. in the hood where L2K grew up in.. or so they say.. once a pin fall is made there.. two ICWF vans will come over.. pick up each team and then they will be taking to Calle Ocho! The Little Havana if you will.. El Barrio of Miami.. This is the famous street where the Latin festival is annually held, except that there won't be any festivals tonight.. only a big brawl in the middle of Calle Ocho.. there you will have all kinds of Lowriders forming a circle.. and inside the circle is where the two teams will fight via "tag" until someone gets pinned.. now the people inside the low riders are going to be throwing all kinds of weapons every now and then, just to make it that much more interesting! Now if there is a third location needed... then the teams will be transported to the beach.. to the strip of Miami!
Paco: Those lucky bastards! I want to go to the strip!
Jones: We can go after the PPV.. you and I... it will be cool.. we can walk along the beach.. watch the stars...
Paco: hey! HEY! HEY! I told you man! I don't bent that way! You better stop that shit!
Jones: What? All I was suggesting is going for a friendly walk.. you don't need to get all paranoid..
Mercer: Well while these two fight it out folks, let's go to Rosita for the introductions...
Rosita:Damas y Caballeros our next match is scheduled for 2 or 3 falls and it's a Miami Street Fight for the Tag Hardcore Titles of the World!
)-)The crowd cheers loudly and then both big screens come on.. on one you see the team of Electricity.. on the other you see the team of Looks 2 Kill.. (-(
Rosita: and now introducing first the challengers.. and your hometown heroes Florida.. here are Alec BeGrod and Johnny SLEDGE... Looks 2 Kill !!!!
)-)The crowd goes wild and cheer louder then ever, they are definitely behind the home team... (-(
Mercer: It's Sledge! Sledge! Johnny S.. stood for Johnny Sledge! The former champion is back...!!!
Paco: Uh.. yeah.... like if that was so hard to figure out...
Jones: Yeah Mercer.. didn't you see any of their interviews..? The guy was right there!
Rosita:and their opponents.. they come to us from Chicago, Illinois.. here are the current... undefeated.... undisputed... Tag HARDCORE Champions of the WORLD!!! Andrew "Laser" Logan.. Anthony "Lightning" Logan.. Electricity !!!!
)-)The crowd boos as loud as possible.. our screen view changes and we now find ourselves on the streets of Miami... The buildings in this area are old.. there are a few abandoned cars and trash all over the place... the streets are empty.. not a soul in sight except for our combatants.. We see to our left the team of Electricity and to the right the team of Looks 2 Kill... both teams are decked out in street clothes.. there is a ref in between them.. he has his hand raised... he waits a few seconds and then lowers it.. letting the teams know the match has started.. the bell rings back inside of the arena. (-(
Mercer: Well gentlemen this street fight is set to go and like it's usual on street fights... they are exempt from commentary.. so gentlemen any last words?
Paco: Yeah... Jones want another beer? This is about to get hardcore!!
Jones: Damn right I do.. [hiccup] Hook a brotha up!
)-)Both teams go after eachother and the war of blows gets started.. the camera man focuses on Andrew Logan going at it with the big man, Alec... both go back and forth with rights and lefts.. Alec finally takes control as he nails Andrew in the mid section with a knee.. Alec quickly takes him towards and old Buick Skylark.. Alec tries to smash his head against the hood but Andrew blocks it, elbows Alec in the stomach and smashes his head against the hood of the Skylark! The camera switches views and we see Anthony throw Johnny against the wall.. Johnny hits hard and Anthony charges at him but Johnny gives him a kick to the gut stopping him dead on his tracks! Anthony folds in pain and Johnny nails him in the back with a flurry of forearm shots.. Johnny grabs Anthony and throws him against some trash cans.. back to the other side we go where Andrew is still smashing Alec's head against the Buick...He stops and then scoops him up and slams him on it! Andrew gets on top of the Buick and picks up Alec, he hooks him between his legs and tries a Powerbomb but Alec blocks it and instead Andrew gets back body dropped onto the top of the car... crushing it a bit.. back to Anthony and Johnny.. Johnny has stacked a pair of pallets on top of eachother in a small alley.. he walks over to Anthony who is down at the moment.. Johnny picks him up and gets an uppercut to the chin for his troubles.. Johnny staggers backwards and Anthony follows the uppercut with a drop kick, to the chin again! Johnny goes down again but Anthony isn't done and he picks him back up.. he puts him on his shoulders and takes a running start and delivers a Powerslam onto the pallets! They crush under the weight and Anthony attempts the first pin of the match.. one! two! kick out by Johnny.. Back on the other side Alec has on his hand a stop sign.. not just the "stop" sign, but the poll as well... he is waiting for Andrew to get up.. when he does Alec swings and nails Andrew on the shoulder... Andrew stumbles to the floor again and tries to get away.. Alec follows him until they arrive at a fire hydrant.. Andrew uses it to stand up but Alec is right there again, he swings but Andrew moves out of the way and Alec hits the hydrant.. Alec drops the poll and holds his hands in pain.. Andrew takes the opening and tackles Alec to the ground... Andrew grabs his head and starts to smash it against the hard concrete! After a few shots.. Andrew makes the pin and the ref comes over and makes the pin.. one! two! kick out by Alec! Anthony comes over and helps his brother out, having taken out Johnny momentarily... both men pick up Alec.. They hook him up for a double suplex.. they pick him up and hold him up there and then they drop him forward, on top of the fire hydrant! Alec lands on his lower abdomen.. he rolls over from left to right in pain after the vicious shot.. Anthony goes for the pin.. one! two! and out of no where comes Johnny with a bat, which he breaks on Anthony's back! Johnny makes it to his feet and Andrew runs him over with a clothesline.. Andrew picks up Johnny and sees an electronics store... he walks over and stands about five feet away from the window display.. he whips Johnny towards it but somehow Johnny reverses it and Andrew crashes onto the window display head first, shattering it to pieces! The Alarm of the store goes off but nobody cares... Johnny quickly pulls Andrew back out and we see that he is a bloody mess! Johnny pins him and the ref comes over, and makes the count.. one! Two! and a save by Anthony who pulls Johnny off... Johnny makes it to his feet and swings at Anthony, Anthony ducks the attack though, hooks Johnny by the waist side and drops him with an over the head belly to belly suplex with a bridge! The ref makes the count.. one! two! and now Alec makes the save.. you see Alec holding his ribs and you see that he has been spitting blood.. Alec stomps on Anthony and then picks him up, all the way up into a gorilla press.. Alec turns towards the Electronic store and throws Anthony in! Anthony crashes onto a stack of TV's breaking them and causing a few short circuits! You see Anthony twitch a little as his body gets shocked from different places.. Alec jumps inside the store and grabs a toaster.. he seats up Anthony only to nail him in the head with it!! Alec makes the pin inside the store and the ref tries to get in, struggles a bit but finally makes it in.. he counts.. one! two! kick out by Anthony! A bloody Andrew has made it to his feet and sees Johnny getting up.. he walks over and kicks him hard on the ribs.. Johnny rolls over in pain as Andrew turns his attention towards Ale who is pounding his brother.. Andrew gets inside the store and nails Alec with a right hand.. Alec returns it and they start to exchange blows.. as they do Anthony crawls around the store looking for something.. he finds a mic stand and grabs it.. he sneaks up behind Alec and nails him with it right between the legs! Alec folds in pain and Electricity starts to pound on Alec.. they pick him up and double whip him towards the hardwood door! Alec hits hard but doesn't bust the door.. Electricity grab him and whip him again.. this time Alec hits hard and does knock the door off it's hinges! Alec is down and Electricity walk over.. they grab the door and then look around.. they see a pair of trash cans and walk over.. Anthony places them a few feet apart.. about the same length of the door.. they place the hardwood door on top of the trash cans making some sort of table.. Electricity walks back to where their down opponents are.. they grab Alec but Johnny is nowhere to be seen.. They drag Alec towards where they put the door when out of nowhere comes Johnny with a tire iron! He nails Andrew first right on the head! Andrew goes down quickly and is obviously knocked out.. Johnny tries to hit Anthony but Anthony is able to react and block the shot.. Anthony gives him a kick to the gut followed by a right hand.. Anthony grabs Johnny and scoops him up, only to slam him on top of the door.. Anthony yells at his brother to get up.. Andrew is not moving though and Anthony walks over and checks up on him.. as he does this, a bloody Alec grabs the tire iron, sneaks up behind Anthony.. and nails him right on the ribs with it!! Anthony falls over and Alec picks up the limp body of Andrew.. Alec drags him towards where Johnny is.. Alec tells him to move and Johnny struggles but does.. Alec hooks Andrew between his legs, gives the thumbs down and then picks up Andrew and Powerbombs him on top the hardwood door! The glass window on it shatters but the door doesn't break! Alec, who still has him on the Powerbomb position picks him back up again and this time Johnny helps him drive Andrew through the door with another Powerbomb! A disturbing thud is heard as Andrew goes through the very hard door... Alec makes the pin... the ref rushes over.. Anthony tries to get up but is speared back down to the hard concrete floor by Johnny! The ref makes the count! One! Two! Three!! The bell back in the arena rings and the crowd goes absolutely bananas as their hometown heroes have pinned Electricity for the first time in a tag match!! The first team to be able to do this...(-(
Mercer: Well the first pin of the match is made gentlemen and it's a huge one! The huge underdogs that are L2K have pinned the juggernaut known as Electricity!!
Paco: I can't believe it! This match has been great so far.. both teams have used whatever it is around them and pound eachother with it, and surprisingly it was L2K who came out on top!
Jones: Let's talk about Andrew Logan! During the interviews we saw that he was suffering from some back and neck spasms.. He said and said that it was nothing.. but now.. after being put through a thick glass window and Powerbomb not only once but twice, onto that door.. you just know his neck has to be seriously injured.. Guys we all have been to those electronic stores in "da hood" They have bars running through them.. those are some hard bad boys!
Mercer: Yeah it is obvious that Andrew has taken the pounding for his team... but folks, the match is not over.. both teams are being transported to the second location of this match.. Calle Ocho.. the Cuban Barrio where is all about parties and festivals.. but not today.. the mayhem is about to get started there.. gentlemen.. any last words.. and I mean words that matter!
Paco: Well I will say this.. if Andrew keeps on taking the pounding that he is taking.. Electricity's undefeated streak is in danger.. oh oops.. that's over.. so Electricity's title reign is in danger.. if they don't get it together.. is bye, bye birdie!
Jones: Bye! Bye!
)-)The camera takes us to the new location now.. we see all kinds of Lowriders forming a circle... you have a bunch of people surrounding this circle screaming loudly, waiting for the action to get started! Two white ICWF vans arrive and out of them step the two teams.. Andrew is now standing and appears fine.. both teams are led to the circle where they will fight it off in "tag" fashion.. meaning.. only one member of each team must be in the circle at a time.. and if the other wants to come in.. a tag must be made.. Johnny gets inside the circle and Anthony steps in for his team.. each gets handed a weapon.. Johnny gets a Kendo stick... Anthony gets a Singapore cane.. both men circle eachother.. they look at eachother with some serious focus.. their face are bloodied.. their bodies are bruised and the match is only on it's second phase! Johnny charges at Anthony, who ducks the attack and nails Johnny in the mid section! Johnny folds and Anthony comes from behind, he hooks Johnny for a Russian leg sweep with the cane on Johnny's neck.. Anthony delivers a Russian leg sweep, except that is a reversed one, so he rams Johnny's face against the concrete floor! Anthony jumps to his feet and has an evil grin on his face.. he starts to beat Johnny with the Singapore cane as if he was a pinata! Anthony now walks over to his partner and tags him.. Andrew jumps over a car and he picks up Johnny.. Both men hook him, pick him up and slam him hard onto the hood of a car with a double Spinebuster! Andrew makes the pin on the hood and the ref counts.. one! Two! and Alec makes the save.. this brings Anthony in who starts to exchange blows with Alec.. Andrew comes over and nails Alec in the back with a forearm shot... Both men start to pound on Alec and then they pick him up and throw him on the back of a Lowrider.. Anthony and Andrew get inside, Anthony behind the wheel.. they pull away and the people start to boo... They speed away and are heading towards a strip of small stores.. at very fast speed! You hear the crowd inside the arena scream and shout as they will crash onto the wall if they don't stop! No chance though... but at the last second Anthony and Andrew jump out of the Lowrider.. leaving Alec all by himself as the car crashes onto the wall of a store and goes through it! "OH!" Is heard in the inside of the arena as Anthony and Andrew look on and laugh hysterically... smoke is coming out of the store, maybe a fire got started.. who knows.. Anthony and Andrew make it to their feet and head over.. they disappear inside the store... a few minutes later they come out dragging the big and bloody body of Alec.. they dump him on the ground just as the ref arrives.. out of breath... Johnny is right behind him with a 2 X 4! Electricity see him coming and they charge at him.. Johnny swings but misses wildly.. Andrew gives him a shot to the ribs followed by a pair of right hands.. Johnny stumbles backwards and Andrew picks him up over his shoulders and applies a torture rack! The ref asks Johnny if he gives it up but Anthony calls the ref over.. the ref turns around and sees Anthony drop the leg across Alec and then pins him.. The ref goes over and makes the count! one! two! Three!! The bell inside the arena rings as the fans boo loudly... not happy with the series now being tied at 1...(-(
Mercer: We're back in the arena folks and just like in a soccer game.. Electricity has tied this match at one! It didn't last long did it gentlemen?
Paco: It sure as hell didn't.. you know the crowd here might hate it but that right there shows you why Electricity are the Tag Hardcore Champions... by L2K pinning Electricity they have awaken a monster.. I mean did you see what they did? They drove Alec through a wall! I mean that car could have easily exploded!
Jones: Yeah... Electricity just showed us how hardcore they really are, and they also showed us that they will do whatever it takes to win the match!
Mercer: That is so true Jones.. and now they are on their way to the final location.. Miami Beach.. the strip.. will they hit the clubs? The hotels? Where will this crazy match end!?!
Paco: I don't know.. but this match can't last much longer.. both teams have pushed eachother to the limit..
Jones: I agree Paco.. they might be in the coolest part of the city.. but this match, what's left of it.. will be everything but an easy ride..
)-)We see the white vans dumping both teams off.. The camera men get all set and start rolling.. We finds ourselves with Electricity as they are walking down the strip, each holding a sledgehammer! Andrew looks a bit wobbly and keeps grabbing the back of his head.. Anthony is bloodied but seems fine.. the crowd that they pass, and passes them look at them like "oh my God.." As they keep walking you hear someone shout.. hey Logans! The brothers quickly turn around and we see Looks 2 Kill.. what's left of them.. standing outside of an outdoors Caribbean club.. the music is pumping loud.. and the people are having a good time.. the Logans rush over and go after L2K.. L2K goes inside the club... we find ourselves right behind the Logans.. searching for the Party Animals.. the people are having a hell of time.. everyone is wearing next to nothing and have beautiful tans.. while I, I am here in Washington Freakin' DC freezin' my balls.. damn you people! Oh.. hehe.. sorry [ahem] The Logans reach the back of the club and can't find L2K.. they start to head back outside when L2K comes from behind and each member breaks a bottle of champagne over their head! The Logans drop and the crowd goes wild.. Alec and Johnny stomp away.. Alec then stops, he picks up Andrew and throws him on top of a bar.. he then slides him from one end of the bar to the other.. and then throws him on top of a round table!! Johnny picks up Anthony and whips him towards the bathroom door.. Anthony hits hard, knocking the door down.. it's the women's bathroom! A bunch of girls come out hollering like crazy.. Johnny goes after Anthony but he gets nailed with a broom right on the head.. Anthony then explodes out of the bathroom and runs over Johnny with a clothesline! Back on the other side Alec has Andrew by the neck.. he picks him up and Chokeslams him onto another table!! Alec makes the pin and the ref, who is macking some “ho” doesn't notice the pin until she points towards it.. The ref sees and keeps talking then remembers he’s the ref and rushes over.. one! two! Kick out by Andrew!! Back on the other side where Anthony just threw Johnny on top of a pool table.. Johnny is face down and Anthony grabs a pool stick and breaks it over his head! Anthony flips him over and makes the pin.. but the ref is no where to be seen.. Anthony walks over and sees Alec pounding his brother.. Anthony grabs a stool and rushes over.. he turns Alec around and breaks the stool over his head! The big man doesn't go down though!! Anthony gives him a kick to the gut folding the man in half.. Anthony jumps up then comes down on Alec with a Fame-Ass-er type move that rams Alec's face onto the ground! Anthony quickly walks over to the a bar.. he climbs on top, turns around.. points to Alec and the crowd cheers him on.. Anthony jumps off and nails a Senton bomb! or as he calls it, the Strike!! Anthony goes for the pin on Alec.. one! two! and the big man kicks out.. Security guards form the club come and grab all four men and take them out of the club.. so the fight spills to the streets.. Andrew is back up but barely.. Johnny charges at him but Andrew sees him coming, so he ducks and back body drops Johnny onto a car that was driving by.. totally destroying it's windshield... a rich snob gets out and screams.. "Look what you did to my Ferrari!! Andrew bitch slaps him and the man goes down like a feather.. Andrew is about to inflict more punishment but gets nailed from behind by Alec.. Alec grabs him and takes him across the street onto the beach.. where the sand and the coconut trees are.. it's night time but the temperature is almost 85 degrees.. it's fricken freezing here! oh, sorry again.. Alec has Andrew and he rams him, shoulder first against a coconut tree! Andrew goes down but before Alec can do more damage Anthony re-appears and nails Alec with a boat paddle! Anthony tells his brother to get up.. Andrew does Barely.. he points towards a pier and Andrew nods.. they pick up Alec over their shoulder and carry him over... They drop him on the wet sand as water splashes their feet.. Andrew stays down with Alec as Anthony goes up to the pier... Andrew picks up Alec and for the second time he applies the torture rack, this time on Alec of course!! Anthony is looking down.. he tells Andrew to move a little bit to the left.. Andrew does and Anthony jumps off without thinking twice about it and lands a guillotine leg drop onto Alec just as Andrew lets him go!! Alec’s head and body bounce hard off the wet sand and the ICWF fans around are cheering loudly just as the ones back inside the arena.. Where they like Electricity or not they have to give him his props for that high risk move.. Andrew is down and it's not moving but Anthony quickly covers Alec.. the ref who has caught up gets down in the sand.. and makes the count.. one! here comes Johnny! Two! But he's too late! Three!! The bell back inside the arena rings and the crowd all give a huge, long lasting.. "OH!!!" The camera cuts to Mercer and his crew who are all stunned!(-(
Mercer:Well this one is over and it's over with a big exclamation mark!!
Paco: Hell yeah! Anthony jump from the pier some 20 feet down and nearly decapitated Alec with a guillotine leg drop!!!
Jones: I can't believe it... what a match, and Electricity bounced back from being pinned earlier.. to retaining their titles! Amazing..!!
Rosita: Here are your winners.... and STILL.. the ICWF Tag Hardcore Champions of the World!!!!! Andrew and Anthony Logan... ELECTRICITY! !!!!
)-)The camera shows us the beach again... We see Anthony kneeling down before his brother who is laying down on the same place that we saw him in after Anthony pinned Alec.. EMTs rush over and check out on Alec and Andrew... a few stretchers are brought over as that is where the scene is ended.. back to the American Airlines Arena.. (-(
Mercer:Well Electricity won but I think they have paid a big price.. there is something definitely wrong with Andrew Logan...
Paco: Yeah we mentioned before how he was having back and neck spasms.. and after being put through that hardwood table, he wasn't the same..
Jones: And being put through that thick glass wall didn't help either..
Mercer: Well folks we will keep you updated on the status of Gabe Andrews as well as Alec BeGrod.. L2K put up a hell of a fight.. but once again they came up short..
Paco: but they also came closer than they have ever had, of winning the titles... maybe next time... maybe next time..
Jones: If there is a next time.. Well let's talk about... what the?
)-)Suddenly, across the arena, music begins to blare. The crowd begins to sway to Dr Dre's "Next Episode" as it fills the arena with its deafening base. The announcers are confused as they see the man who attacked PIC last night at TNF come strolling out with a beautiful woman. (-(
Mercer: Hey! This is the guy that attacked PIC last night at the fights! Why is he coming down the ramp without security doing something!
Paco: I don't know.. maybe he paid them off!!
)-)He gets inside as the woman watches from the outside.. He gets a mic and begins to speak. (-(
Man:Last night I made my introduction to one of the ICWF's up and coming superstar when I attacked the Showstoppa PIC. He knows the name Killa Kali very well and now you all do too.... But ya know, I don't want to stop there. I've been watching this federation for awhile and I've seen some greatness here. People like TLS, the man from high up. Jason Craven, one of the best Lightweights I've ever seen. And here they are, just waiting for me to get to...
)-)The crowd explodes as "Americas Most Wanted" blasts out. Down from the rafters comes The Lost Soul himself!! The man looks up, unworried as TLS flies down. Once in the ring, he unhooks himself and walks over to confront the man. The man raises his hand up and speaks for a moment. (-(
Killa Kill: Now hold up there champ. I-
)-)Before the man can continue, the "Friday the 13th" theme plays announcing the arrival of Jason Chase and his valet Marie. TLS slowly smiles as the man searches the crowd. He looks over to the lady with him and points out where Jason is moving, from the crowd no less. Jason Chase hops the rail and slides under the ropes. He nods at TLS and gets in the face of the unknown man in the ring. Before they can come to blows, music again blares. This time it's Ja Rule’s "Put it on me". From the back locker room comes the Showstoppa PIC himself rushing to the ring, followed by Jessica. The crowd sits in anticipation of this unscheduled possible three on one match. The man looks up and then smiles as PIC climbs into the ring. TLS, Jason Chase and PIC surround the man, who stands his ground. He holds his hands up and speaks into his mic. (-(
Killa Kill: Wait just a minute now. I'm sure all these people want to see a fight. But ya know, I was just thinking of one thing. I was thinking how the ICWF needs something. It needs something to breathe life into it's stale self. You know what it needs?
)-)Before the man can say anything, the three men look like their about to jump on him. Abruptly, they stop and back off, leaving the crowd wondering what is happening. The man looks around and then shouts out over the microphone.(-(
Killa Kill: What it needs and what it just got is ...TOTAL DAMNATION!!
)-)The crowd is stunned as all four men grab hands and hold them in the air, announcing a new alliance.. perhaps a new era is starting in the ICWF. The Era of Total Damnation.... maybe.. just maybe... Killa Kali speaks again. (-(
Killa Kill: Look good and look close at the talent in this ring. Soon, the ICWF will get kicked in the teeth by us, it all begins tonight as TLS will win the World Heavyweight Title.. soon they shall all see what Total Damnation has in store for them!!!!
)-)Killa Kill drops the mic as his music blasts out again.. the crowd is booing loudly obviously not approving the new group in the ICWF... They head to the back as the camera cuts to commentating crew... (-(
Mercer: Well it all makes sense now Paco.. the attack last night was just a big swerve to trick us into believing that there was some bad blood between this Killa character and PIC...
Paco: Yeah.. but it is obvious now that they are a new clique.. and with Explicit Content and The Old School Survival on hiatus. This Total Damnation might just have risen to the top of the stables list!!
Jones: They sure have, and their timing is perfect.. with Ultimate Survival around the corner and all..
Mercer: That is a very good point… The ICWF might be in for total damnation after all! Well folks the action here tonight continues.. 3 matches down… 3 to go…
Paco: The first hour and a half of our show was great… but I think this second half will be just that much better.. who’s next old man?
Mercer: Well you young buck.. next we have The North American Title match!!
Paco: WOOHOO! I can’t wait to see the luscious and bubblelicious babes Milo picked up for this match..
Jones: Me too! [looks towards the camera] Ah oops.. didn’t mean that honey! It was a joke! Haha! I love you!? [looks away] oh crap I’m dead.. let’s just go to Rosita…
)-)Some kinky music plays and 4 hot looking females make their way to the ring.. They are all wearing very nice, and revealing bikinis.. you have a blonde, a brunette an oriental chick and a black chick… they all look.. to die for… and damn it I’m not going into more detail you pervs, use your imagination! Each of the four girls stand on a corner as Rosita speaks..(-(
Rosita: Damas y Caballeros our next match is scheduled for no falls as it is a “4 Snog Strap” Match… the rules are as follows.. both competitors will be attached to eachother by a strap… in order to win they must go to each corner and land a hot, soft, juicy [runs her hand through her hair and body] wet, long lasting kiss… Whoever is able to do this will be declared the winner and the North American Champion.. now here are the participants!
)-)Paco, Jones and even Mercer are all drooling as “Bloodline” By Slayer begins to play… the crowd cheers slightly as Shane Skyler heads to the ring with his wife, Stacey. They talk briefly in the entrance way and then she heads to the back…(-(
Rosita:Introducing first the challenger from Calgary, Alberta Canada! He weights in at 270 pounds and stands at 6’6” tall… here is The Northern Excellence… Shake Skyler !!!!
)-)He gets inside the ring and waits for his opponent… “Black Hole Sun” Blasts out and the crowd immediately boo with hatred… Milo Decadent comes out with a very confident look… (-(
Rosita:and his opponent.. he is making his way to the ring from London, England.. he weights in at 253 pounds and stands at 6’3” tall… here is The Bonified Player… and current North American Champion!!!! Milo Decadent !!!!
)-)Milo gets in the ring and hands the belt to the ref.. he checks out the ladies and smiles…. The ref brings both men to the middle of the ring and puts on the straps on each arm.. both men lock eyes and words are exchanged… (-(
Mercer: Well this one is set to go… Those are some beautiful dames there… These two gentlemen are certainly lucky..
Paco: Yeah.. lucky bastards… I’m going to try to hook up with the brunette after the match is over..
Jones: Yeah and me with the blonde… whoops.. [looks towards the camera] DIDN’T MEAN THAT HONEY!!!
)-)Jones bangs his head on the desk and Paco pats him on the back…. The bell rings and the match gets started as both men lock up… Milo pushes Skyler to the ropes and then Skyler pushes him to the other side.. back and forth they go with neither man taking control of the match.. The lock is broken and both men stare at eachother and then circle the ring.. another lock up and this time Milo applies a headlock.. Shane tries to get out of it by pushing off but can’t do it.. Milo has a good grip on him.. Skyler then tries the next best thing, he wraps his arms around Milo’s waist, picks him up and drops him with a side suplex! The hold is broken.. both men make it to their feet, Skyler charges at Milo who intercepts him and takes him down with a headlock! Skyler hits the mat with his hand apparently upset he is trapped again.. he pulls back on the head of Milo and applies a head scissors.. Milo tries to get out of it but before he is able to Skyler lifts his leg and brings it down hard on Milo’s face! Skyler breaks the hold himself now and makes it to his feet, Skyler starts to stomp on Milo and then he seats him up and applies a chin lock…(-(
Mercer: Well these two have decided to start the match with mat wrestling… there is nothing wrong with that, good strategy to get a feel for your opponent…
Paco:[hiccup] Nothing wrong with that!? It’s boring as hell! Use weapons damn it! [BURP!]
Jones: Calm down Paco.. I kind-a like mat wrestling… I just wish the ring wouldn’t be spinning so much…
)-)Looks like Jones is already “feeling the buzz” if you know what I mean.. back to the match as Milo makes it to his feet, the hold is still on though and Skyler is not letting go.. Milo turns to the side though and does what Skyler did earlier.. break free by delivering a side suplex! Both men make it to their feet now.. Skyler faster then Milo.. Skyler charges at Milo but Milo grabs him and lifts him up like he is going for a pancake smash, he takes a few steps backwards though and then drops, hanging Skyler out to dry on the ropes neck first! Milo makes it to his feet and starts to pound on Skyler’s lower back with forearm shots.. Milo pulls him back in the ring now, he hooks him for a suplex and connects.. Milo locks eyes with the blonde and he starts to walk over.. Skyler sees him and starts to pull on the strap.. he finally gets all of it and then yanks Milo! Milo stumbles backwards and turns around.. Skyler makes it to his feet and nails him with a right hand.. Milo answers it.. Skyler with a left hand now, Milo answer that too! The blows continue to be exchanged! The crowd is cheering loudly.. both men are now wobbly.. Milo swings one more time but Skyler ducks the attack, grabs Milo and drops him with an atomic drop!(-(
Mercer: Milo almost had one of the corners but Skyler saw it and was able to stop it.. let me tell the folks at home something just in case they don’t know this.. In most strap matches you must touch the corners consecutively… but in the ICWF you don’t.. The winner will be whoever kisses all four women.. the order doesn’t matter at all…
Paco: Which I think it’s great!! I just wish it was me doing the kissing! Hey uh, still with us there Jones…?
Jones: Yeah man! [hiccup] I’m with you all the way… [hiccup]
)-)Shane Skyler picks up Milo and whips him to the ropes.. he stretches the strap as Milo bounces off and then clotheslines him with it! Skyler walks to a corner but instead of kissing the woman there, he tells her to get out of the way.. she does and Skyler starts to climb the corner… Skyler turns around to face Milo, who is pulling the strap in and then yanks on it! Skyler loses his balance and lands hard on the corner!! Milo stands up and walks over.. he grabs the woman, the oriental one, and plants a big fat kiss on her!! The crowd cheers and Milo then climbs to the second rope, hooks Skyler and drops him with an over the head belly to belly Superplex! Skyler is in big time pain and Milo continues the attack.. he walks over and then kneels down in front of Skyler.. he lifts him up and wraps the strap around the neck of Skyler and starts to choke him! Skyler hits the mat with one arm while trying to prevent the hold with the other.. Milo then makes it to his feet and pulls Skyler to his.. He attempts to throw Skyler over the top but Skyler grabs the ropes and blocks it.. Skyler elbows Milo in the stomach a series of times.. he then wraps the strap around Milo’s neck and gives him a hip toss to the outside! Milo lands hard on his back and then Skyler wraps the strap around his arm and starts to pull Milo up.. he backs up to the middle of the ring, causing Milo to be hanging on the outside! (-(
Mercer: He is trying to hang him!!
Paco: Trying!? He is hanging him! He’s going to choke him to death just like Milo was doing a few seconds ago…
Jones: Hehehe.. “choking” Hehehe.. [hiccup]
)-)One of the refs comes out and holds Milo up.. Skyler shakes his head and stops.. he walks over and brings Milo in, no Milo shocks him with a right hand! He was playing possum! Milo grabs Skyler’s head and then jumps off the apron snapping the head of Skyler on the ropes! Skyler falls backwards and then Milo hops back on the apron and goes in over the ropes.. Milo unties the strap around his neck and then checks it, to make sure he is ok.. Milo picks up Skyler and then runs towards the ropes, he jumps on the middle of the top one, turns around and jumps onto Skyler, nailing him with a flying clothesline!! Skyler is down and Milo sets his eyes on the Brunette! Milo walks over, he grabs her.. tilts her and gives him a big smackaroo!! The crowd again cheers for the action, not because they like the guy.. Milo leads the series now 2-0 and he is headed for the black chick now! No, Skyler is back up.. Milo sees him and walks over..(-(
Mercer: Well this match has gone back and forth but it has been Milo who has been able to capitalize on the openings.. 2 more kisses and he retains the title!
Paco: Yeah.. Skyler better get some offense going or this title shot will go up in smoke just like the others he has had in his short ICWF history…
Jones: [BURRRRRPPPPP!!!!] Excuse me…
)-)Milo gives Skyler a swift kick to the gut and then whips him to the ropes.. Skyler reverses it somehow.. Milo bounces off and Skyler goes for a clothesline.. Milo ducks it though and swings around and goes for a swinging DDT! NO, Skyler blocks it and instead he delivers a Northern Lights Suplex! He makes it into a bridge but quickly lets go as no pins take place in this kind of bout… Skyler quickly picks Milo up and whips him again to the ropes.. Milo bounces off and this time Skyler drops him with a Canadian Clothesline! Milo stays down and Skyler walks over to the oriental chick.. he shrugs his shoulders and then gives her a big kiss! The crowd cheers loudly as Skyler has now narrow the gap.. he starts to walk towards the brunette but Milo trips him! The oriental chick goes out of the ring as her services are no longer needed… Milo makes it to his feet but so does Skyler and the war of blows gets started again!(-(
Mercer: Well Skyler has gotten a kiss in his book and keeps his chances of winning the match alive..
Paco: Hey the oriental chick is leaving.. I’ll be right back..
Mercer: Stay where you are mister…
)-)Paco curses as we go back to the match.. Skyler gains control this time as he has Milo rocking.. he scoops him up and body slams him hard.. He bounces himself off the ropes and drops the elbow right on the sternum of Milo! Skyler goes to the ropes again and once again the same move.. Skyler picks up Milo now.. he applies a headlock and walks over to the empty corner.. he jumps on the second rope with Milo still hooked, comes back around and drives Milo’s head to the mat after delivering a spinning bulldog! Skyler jumps to his feet and locks eyes with the brunette. She blows him a kiss and he walks over with a huge smile on his face.. They hug and kiss and now Skyler has tied it up! The brunette smiles and then leaves the ring, Skyler appears to be in La-la land.. the big screens in the entrance way comes on and we see his wife watching what’s going on in a small monitor, he immediately snaps out of it.. He goes back to work on Milo, he picks him up but Milo gives him a low blow! Milo quickly stands up, hooks Skyler by the waist side and drops him with a gut wrench slam! Milo has a very upset look on his face.. he picks up Skyler and whips him to the ropes.. Skyler bounces off and ducks the clothesline from Milo.. Skyler stops and turns Milo around.. he gives him a thumb to the eyes and then picks him up on a gorilla press! Skyler turns him side ways.. lets him go but catches him on the way down with a DDT!!(-(
Mercer: That was a great move by Skyler who has taken the momentum and could very well be on his way to winning the match!
Paco: and his first title.. That was a great Press Slam into a DDT, and it could have very well just earned him the North American title..
Jones: Yup… [hiccup] I have to agree… bartender! Another round for me and the guys!
)-)Paco shakes his head as he down another corona… “rookies” he mumbles.. Skyler back in the ring is standing tall and heading for the blonde.. he grabs her.. looks towards the big screen.. “sighs” and plants a wet one on the blonde.. One more to go! He looks over to the black chick and walks over, but out of nowhere comes Milo with a spear! He hits Skyler so hard that both men go flying to the outside.. The two women look on and wait just as the crowd does.. Milo makes it to his feet first and picks up Skyler.. he whips him towards the guard rail but Skyler reverses it.. Milo reverses it again and whips him to the other side instead and Skyler hits hard on the steel steps! Milo quickly grabs the upper part of the steps and drops them on Skyler’s left leg! The crowd boos and Milo gets inside the ring.. He walks over to the blonde and lands a hard, porno kiss.. He smiles and then turns towards the last lady in the ring.. the crowd is booing loudly.. Milo starts to walk over but Skyler starts to yank the strap! Milo is stopped about half way but he keeps trying to get to her.. Skyler keeps pulling!(-(
Mercer: It has come down to this guys! Skyler better pull for dear life or his chance at some gold will be over!!
Paco: That’s right.. pull Skyler!! PULL!!!
Jones: Hey Paco… pull my finger… hehe.. [burp]
)-)Paco slaps Jones upside the head.. Milo gives up and goes to the outside after Skyler.. he goes to pick him up but Skyler kicks him off.. Skyler makes it to his feet and nails him with a right hand.. he then grabs him by his head and smashes it against the edge of the ring.. Skyler grabs him again and throws him towards the guard rail.. no he pulls him instead and drops him with a short arm clothesline! Skyler looks under the ring and pulls out a table [crowd cheers] He sets it up and then lays Milo on top of it.. He then jumps on the apron and climbs the corner.. the strap is tight but he is still able to get up there.. He gives the thumbs down, signaling for his finisher.. he dives off but at the last second Milo gets out of the way and Skyler hits nothing but table!! Milo looks down at Skyler who is laying flat on his back.. Milo moves the broken table out of the way and then picks up Skyler.. he hooks him for a suplex, he gets him up and holds him up there.. and instead of the suplex he spins around and delivers The High Times Saloon!! The crowd boos loudly and Milo slides under the bottom rope.. he grabs the luscious woman.. brings her to the middle of the ring and plants the last kiss!! The bell rings!(-(
Mercer: Well this one is over and Milo has retained his North American Title!!
Paco: He has indeed… he wins the match and gets the woman.. lucky bastard.. hey Mercer.. call for some help.. Jones has passed out…
Jones: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Rosita:Here is your winner………. And STILL the North American Champion…… The Bonified Player MILO DECADENT !!!!
Mercer: Some is coming, this is a disgrace.. Jones you are pathetic..
Paco: Hey easy there papa Smurf.. leave the man alone..
)-)Milo gets his title and then looks down at Skyler who is getting up.. Milo puts the title around his waist and then hops out of the ring .. he extends his hand out to Skyler.. Skyler shakes his head but grabs his hand.. Milo helps him up and then they walk together to the back…(-(
Mercer: Well there is something I didn’t expect to see..
Paco: Yeah, what’s with the sportsmanship? Eww…
)-)The camera cuts to the back and we find ourselves outside of TLS's locker room.. we hear some voices and the camera pans to the left.. we see ODJ arriving with some freaks.. Today he is not wearing a suit but normal street clothes.. black baggy jeans.. Cinnamon color Timberland boots a white Insane Massacre 2000[yes 2K, not 2k1] T-shirt and a 3/4 lengths leather jacket over it.. he sees TLS locker room and goes inside without the freaks.. TLS is seating there, thinking about his match... (-(
ODJ: Hey buddy old pal? Ready for the match??
)-)ODJ extends his hand out but TLS doesn't shake it.. just gives him a pissed off look..(-(
ODJ: Oh-k.. well I just wanted to "contract", I mean congratulate you.. and wish you a "happy anniversary.."
TLS: What the hell are you talking about??
ODJ: Oh... you don't remember...? Well I'm hurt... but that's ok.. don't worry.. by the time the PPV is over you will know.. See ya later... oh and by the way.. "good luck" in your match.. tonight..
)-)ODJ gives him an evil grin and then exits the locker room.. TLS just shakes his head and wonders just what the hell ODJ is smoking.. The camera cuts back to the inside of the American Airlines arena.. right now everyone is seating.. taking a break from all the screaming and shouting.. the booing and the cheering.. we see the ICWF crew members working on the ring.. they have already put the “gas bars” around the ring where the fire surrounding the ring will come out from.. they keep on checking to make sure everything is set.. The camera cuts to Mercer, Paco and a new face, Burner..(-(
Mercer: Well that was some interesting piece of footage wasn’t it? What do you think ODJ is talking about?
