CHAMPION
VS
III
VS
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH!
The participants are:
Who will go in first? Who will going last? One thing determins this: the luck of the draw !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOC: The PPV is July 29th, you can rp for it between July 21st, and July 27th. The deadline will be at midnight that day. THE PPV WILL BE POSTER THURSDAY, JULY 29TH at 8:00pm eastern time.
[The camera cuts to the inside where pyro is going off as the show officially gets started.]
[Then the lights come on and the camera shows the thousands and thousands of screaming fans holding all kinds of signs up. The American Anthem plays followed by the Canadian Anthem, after both the crowd cheers loudly and the camera cuts to the announcers, 3 of them. On the left Miller, in the middle Paco, and on the right, Mercer.]
Mercer: Great! I'll tell you this is my first PPV and boy, I can't believe the excitement this arena has packed in here tonight, the ICWF events sure are spectacular!!!
Paco: I'll agree with you there, this is the place to be tonight and tonight we rumble!!!!
Miller: Folks tonight we start things off with the coveted Women's title on the line, that's right, the undefeated, undisputed champion Angel defends the belt against former friend Cleopatra.
Paco: and all I can say is one word…. HOOTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Mercer: Man, you are one sick fat puppy!
Paco: HEY! I'm 240 pounds of equally proportioned mass, so get off my back!
Mercer: whatever, after that match we go to the Royal Rumble match up, 15 ICWF superstars going at it for the first crown but also for a chance of calling themselves #1 contender or Intercontinental Champion. Let me ask you guys who are you picking?
Miller: Well, I'll have to go with Ruff Ryder, he's a hell of an athlete.
Paco: What are you? STUPID?! Ruff Ryder? Ha, ha, what a moron!
Miller: Hey!
Paco: You want to know who's going to win it? I'll tell you who the ROCK, he's the man to beat in the rumble, not Ruff Ryder, ha, ha, that's funny, ha, ha if the Rock was here he would lay the smack down on your candy asses! I got something I learned from the Rock Smith.
Mercer: But my name is….
Paco: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! Ha, ha, the Rock should be proud of me, ha!
Mercer: Anyway, what a jerk, how do you put up with him?
Miller: I don't
. Mercer: Well I think that Scorpion might take it, he's a rookie sure, but he's got potential!
Miller: He sure does, and after the big battle we have the main event for the World Heavyweight Title, SCSA vs. BGJH III. It should be a great match up!
Mercer: I'm sure it will, last two times Austin almost pulled the wins but instead JH got the best of him, "will 3 times be a charm?" has been the question floating around, we'll find out tonight!
[Royal Music begins to play.]
Paco: Alright mon! We're set to go, let me pop this Tequila open, you guys want? Me got!
Miller: Uh, no thanks.
Mercer: No I'll pass.
Paco: What a bunch of p***ies! M & M melts on your ass not in your mouths cuz you all are punks.
Mercer: Huh? What?
Miller: Ignore him Mercer, Joey?
J. Styles: It is time for the first match of tonight's event, this match is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and it's for the ICWF World Women's Championship!
[crowd cheers]
J. Styles: Introducing first the challenger from Egypt, South Africa, representing the House of Pain…… CLEOPATRA!!!!!!!!!
[City of Angels plays as the champion comes out to the cheers of the crowd.]
J. Styles: and her opponent from Hollywood, California is the current undefeated, undisputed, ICWF WOMEN'S CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! AGGRESSIVE ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[bell rings as Angel gets in and gives her belt to the ref, Cleopatra attacks her from behind.]
Paco: Here we go! I love this stuff mon! This is what makes the ICWF great!
Mercer: Ah yes, great athleticism, and wrestling skill.
Paco: No dumbass the two good looking chicks in the ring!!!
Miller: Alright that's enough, Cleopatra has started things off with a bang, she has AA down after a few shots to the back, she picks her back up, suplex coming up, no AA reverses it into a spinning neck breaker!
Mercer: That was a great move, signs of a true champion!
Miller: It sure was, Angel is up now and has Cleopatra on a headlock. Cleopatra pushes her to the ropes thought, Angel bounces off and knocks Cleopatra off of her feet with a shoulder tackle! Angel to the ropes and a beautiful elbow drop on Cleopatra.
Paco: Angel sure is beautiful, ahhhhhh.
Mercer: this guy is lost is lust. Angel picks up Cleopatra she applies a headlock and takes her back to the corner, Angel comes off the corner with a bulldog, NO, Cleopatra blocked it and turned it into a side suplex!
Miller: Great block by Cleopatra there, but that took a lot out of her.
Paco: Oh, look at them both lying there flat on their back, why I wouldn't give to…..
Mercer: ENOUGH MAN! Give it a rest, Cleo showing signs of life, she's rolling over towards Angel, she puts her arm on top of her and we have the first pin of the night!
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Kick out!!
Miller: Boy was that close, Angel still has life left but how much?
Mercer: Cleopatra gets up and picks up Angel and then body slams her in the middle of the ring, she follows it up with a leg drop! Cleopatra attempts another pin!
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Kick out!!!
Miller: Another close call there on Angel, Cleopatra picks her up quickly another body slam, NO, Angel with an inside cradle!
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Kick out!!
Paco: Man this two lovely ladies sure showing a lot passion in the ring, I gotta get me a date!
Mercer: Oh lord help us, Angel is back to her feet, so is Cleopatra, both women are exchanging blows, both women are going at eachother, Cleopatra with a thumb to the eye, she whips Angel to the ropes, She catches with a huracanrana into a pin!
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Kick out!!!
Miller: Cleopatra is sure looking impressive there. She picks up Angel again, whip to the corner, reversal by Angel and Cleo hits hard, Angel picks her up and sets her in the top turnbuckle, Angel has Cleopatra set for a Superplex! Cleo fights her off and pushes her down. Angel fights and quickly rises to her feet, Cleo comes off the top and attempts a huracanrana but Angel blocks it and turns it into a Powerbomb!
Mercer: Great strength shown there by Angel, she uses Cleo's own momentum against her!
Paco: Man this ladies are great, I love them!
Miller: Angel is on the outside now she's going for the top, she gets up there and is waiting for Cleopatra to get up, Cleopatra does and Angel comes off the top with a flying clothesline that nails Cleopatra right in the neck and flips her over!!
Mercer: That was the Angel Strike and Aggressive has this one in the bag if she is able to make the pin!
Paco: She does!!!!!
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[bell rings!]
J. Styles: Here is your winner and still the undefeated, undisputed Women's Champion of the WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!………. AGGRESSIVE ANGEL!!!!
Mercer: So the beautiful Angel keeps her title and gets yet another win, she's 6-0 and the only undefeated champion in the ICWF, and the first ever undefeated women's champion, I'm sure Mr. Dougg is looking to add her to the Hall of Fame soon!
[Angel grabs her title and raises it as the crowd cheers her, the cheers stop suddenly as a women rushes to the ring attacks Angel.]
Paco: Who's that!!
Miller: That appears to be new comer, Hott Holli, she's putting a beating on Angel!
Mercer: That is not fair! And Cleopatra is getting up, she's cheering Holli on!
Miller: Holli grabs AA's belt now, she hit Cleopatra with it!!!!!!
Paco: That's one mean PUTA!!!
[She looks down at Cleopatra who is busted open, then she looks at AA and drops the belt on top of her and asks for a mic, she gets one.]
Hott Holli: Okay well to start off I'm Hott Holli and all women wrestlers can expect to be seeing a lot of me! And you will be seeing me upside down because your back will be on the ring floor! And as for these two women...you both suck! And that Terri girl left because I beat the crap out of her ugly ass!!!! So, All I'm saying is be careful, or this may happen to you!!!!
Miller: The new comer Holli making her presence felt already, and on the champion!
Mercer: and on Cleo, she busted her open!!!
Paco: The women division just got a little tougher for those two, but gente I ask you, ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?!!!!!!!!!!
J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it is times for the 1999 Royal Rumble!!!!! The match is set up this way, in a moment I will introduce to you the participants who drew numbers one and two, every two minutes after that a new participant will enter the match until all 15 participants have enter the rumble. The winner will then be declare when all other participants have been eliminated by being thrown over the top rope and onto the floor. The sole survivor will be declare the 1999 Royal Rumble winner and then he would be asked which prize he would like to be awarded, the #1 contender spot or the Intercontinental Title. Which ever one he does not choose will be awarded to the last participant eliminated.
Paco: Enough of that, let's find out who are the unlucky bastards who drew #1 and #2!
J. Styles: Now LET'S GET READY TO………
Crowd: RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!
J. Styles: No, no, GET INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Crowd cheers and then "I'm an Ass Man" plays and the crowd cheers louder.]
J. Styles: Introducing the man who drew #1, Badd Ass Billy Gunn!!!!!
Miller: Well one of the favorites to win this rumble has drawn #1 that can't be good.
[Billy gets inside the ring.]
Mercer: No it can't, Billy will have to suck it up if he wants to make it to the end.
[Dangerous by Busta Rhymes starts to play as the crowd boos loudly.]
J. Styles: and the man who drew #2, SCORPION!!!!!!
Paco: There goes your pick Mercer, HA, HA! There is no way either one of these two will make it to the end.
[The bell rings as Scorpion gets inside the ring.]
Miller: Well, two favorites to win the rumble have drawn the worst numbers!
[Billy and Scorpion stare eachother down]
Paco: This two have as much of a chance to making it to the end as Mercer has of ever getting a date!
Mercer: HEY!
Miller: I'll have to agree with Paco on that one.
Mercer: Double Hey! Can we call the match please!
Miller: Right, we have got a stare down, both guys are measuring eachother up, Scorpion said Billy would be one of his toughest opponents in the rumble, let's see. Lock up finally, Scorpion quickly with an arm bar, Billy reverses it, Scorpion with a right hand, and a left, and a right, he has Billy rocking, Scorpion with a suplex!
Paco: Well there goes one Tequila bottle…. And here comes another one! Woohoo!
Mercer: Do you ever run out of Tequila?
Miller: I'll answer that for you, OH HELL NO! He's a drunk for life with a year supply.
Paco: Well thank Miller, I didn't know you knew anything about me.
Miller: Back to the match where Scorpion is stomping on Billy, Scorpion with a pick up and whip to the ropes Billy hangs on to the ropes, Scorpion charges in a clotheslines him over the top!
Paco: He's gone!
Mercer: No he hung on! He slides back inside under the ring, Scorpion stomps on him some more, Scorpion picks up Billy again and but Billy gets a thumb to the eye in. Billy with a standing drop kick!
Miller: about time Bill showed some offense, Billy goes to the ropes and drops the leg on Scorpion. He gets on top of him and pummels away!
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Paco: Here comes another one mon!!!
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[buzzer]
Miller: Who is it?
Mercer: It's Kroller! And he and Billy hate each other!
Miller: Billy is still pummeling Scorpion, Kroller gets in and drop kicks Billy on the back of the head! Ouch!
Mercer: Kroller gets on top of Billy know and pummels away, Kroller hates Billy, these two have one of the hottest feuds going!
Miller: Kroller picks up Billy and hooks his head between his legs and piledrives him! Kroller bad mouths Billy but gets turned around and nailed in the mouth by Scorpion! Scorpion pummeling away at Kroller whip to the corner by Scorpion, reversal by Kroller and Scorpion hits hard! Kroller follows it up with a running lariat that leaves Scorpion stunned in the corner!
Paco: Kroller is hot, he's got the momentum going!
Miller: Kroller goes back to work on Billy, he picks him up and whips him to the ropes, no he pulls him back in and nails him with a short arm clothesline. He picks him up again, he signals to the crowd the he's going to throw him over! He has him on the ropes, will Billy be eliminated!?
Paco: Maybe, maybe not, Tequila anyone?!
Mercer: NO! Kroller has Billy almost out, here comes Scorpion, he's helping Kroller throw Billy out, and there goes Billy! He's been eliminated!
Paco: Told you first one in and first one out, next, Scorpion!!!
Miller: Paco could be right, Billy eliminated by his long time foe Kroller with some help of Scorpion, and now these two are nailing eachother!! Kroller gets the upper hand and whips Scorpion to the ropes, no, Scorpion reverses it and pulls Kroller in, he picks him up over his shoulders and drops him with a Samoan drop!
Paco: Hey! That's the Rock's move!
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Mercer: Here comes another one!!!
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[buzzer]
Paco: It's Kylo!!!!
Mercer: and this gets better as an enemy of Scorpion gets in the rumble.
Miller: Scorpion is waiting for him, Kroller is down, Kylo gets in and is quickly run over by Scorpion with a clothesline! Scorpion picks him up, gorilla press slam and he drops Kylo face first into the turnbuckle, he turns him around and pummels away!
Mercer: Scorpion getting revenge on Kylo after getting screwed in that tag match!
Miller: He sure is, Kroller is up, Scorpion turns around and nails him with a right, he grabs both men and makes them rock heads! Kroller drops and Kylo hangs in the ropes, Scorpion with a clothesline and he sends Kylo to the outside and he's gone!!!
Paco: So much for Kylo, he's out of here!
Mercer: Scorpion with great momentum, he's talking trash to Kylo, Kroller is up, he turns Scorpion around and nails him in the stomach followed by a DDT! Kroller showing signs of life still! He gets on top of Scorpion and pummels away some more! He picks him up and grabs him by the head, he's going to try to throw Scorpion over, NO, Scorpion hangs on to the ropes but Kroller is still trying!
Miller: Well four men are out and two are already gone!
Paco: I told you this would happen and Scorpion is next, he's barely hanging on! Tequila?
Mercer: for the last time NO!
Paco: Puss……..
Mercer: What?!
Paco: Uh, I'm getting a buzz, from the Tequila, yeah that's it, good stuff!
Miller: Back in the ring Scorpion is hanging on by a thread, can Kroller get him out!?
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Paco: Man this is going on too fast!
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[buzzer]
Mercer: It's Harkore King!!
Miller: He gets in and nails Kroller from the back, he turns him around and punches him right in the mouth! Scorpion falls to the mat as he takes a breather, Kroller hits Harkore back again! The exchange blows but Harkore, the fresher man gets the upper hand. He whips Kroller to the ropes and then nails him with a back body drop!
Paco: Great elevation on that one!
Mercer: Harkore King taunting the crowd, he turns around to get Kroller but instead gets nailed by Scorpion with a spinning heel kick!
Miller: He came out of nowhere with that move!!
Mercer: He did, and now is stomping on both men, the crowd seems to be getting behind Scorpion. He picks up Harkore King and a body slam! NO! Kroller nailed Scorpion from behind with a low blow and Harkore nails Scorpion with a swinging neck breaker!
Miller: Great team work there!
Paco: It's every man for himself, no team work, NO!
Miller: Calm down Paco. Kroller and Harkore King are working together now, they got Scorpion set up for a double suplex, they connect! Beautiful, they stomp away oh Scorpion, Kroller picks him and discuss something with Harkore, they go to opposite corners, Kroller whips Scorpion towards Harkore and Harkore comes out running out of the corner and nails Scorpion with a huge spear! Man!
Mercer: What impact on the part of Harkore King!
Paco: and give credit to Kroller, great throw!
Miller: Harkore picks up Scorpion now and holds him up for Kroller, Kroller takes free shots at Scorpion!
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Paco: Let's see who this is!
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[buzzer]
Paco: It's the "one win wonder" Han Zo Mon!!!!
Miller: That was funny, Han Zo Mon gets in Kroller attempts a clothesline but Han Zo ducks and nails Kroller with a drop kick, Harkore drops Scorpion and goes after Han but he nails him with a super kick! Han Zo Mon is exploding over all of these guys!
Mercer: He's not going after Scorpion thought, I guess he remembers him making the rescue when he was getting beat up by Fixxxer.
Paco: If you ask me that's STUPID! Go after the man who's been there the longest, he should be easy to throw out by now!
Miller: Han Zo Mon however keep stomping on both men, he picks up Harkore and drops him with a body slam, he picks up Kroller and puts him back down with a suplex! Han Zo Mon picks up Harkore again and now he's going to try to throw out Harkore King!
Mercer: Kroller is going after Scorpion, now we have one on one situations, Kroller whips Scorpion to the ropes and Scorpion hits hard, Kroller charges at Scorpion but Scorpion moves out of the way and he bounces off the turnbuckles onto the mat! Scorpion jumps to the second rope and comes off with a elbow drop that nails Kroller right in the middle of the chest!
Miller: Han Zo Mon on the other side almost has Harkore King out, HK is holding on but Han Zo Mon is fresh, he's got that extra energy.
Paco: He has no energy, if you want energy you have to go to the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today!
Mercer: We know, the Rock.
Paco: That's right, there is electricity for you, energy if you will!
Miller: Scorpion picks up Kroller and has him set for a DDT, no he swings around and nails him with the Stinger!! Scorpion hit his finisher on Kroller! All he has to do know is throw him out!
Mercer: Han Zo Mon lets go off Harkore and nails Scorpion in the back with a spinning heel kick! I guess he was waiting for the right moment to hit Scorpion! Kroller rolls to the outside, he's gone!
Paco: No dumbass, he has to be thrown over the top to get eliminated!
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Paco: who is it, who is it!!
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[buzzer]
Paco: YES!!!!! It's the great one, the ROCK!!!!!!!!!!
[Crowd irrupts in cheers as they see the Rock.]
Mercer: Here comes Paco's idol, he gets inside, he nails Harkore King with a right he nails Han Zo Mon too. He grabs Harkore King by the head and tosses him over the top! Harkore King is gone!!
Paco: Yes! GO ROCKY GO!!
Miller: The Rock with a head full of steam, Han Zo Mon is using the ropes to stand up, the Rock is waiting for him to stand up, Han Zo gets to his feet and turns around, The Rock charges at him and sends him over the top rope with a clothesline onto the floor! The Rock is cleaning house!
Mercer: He sees the down Scorpion on the corner, The Rock is asking for a mic? What is going on!
Paco: Shut up the Great One is going to speak!
The Rock: Now Jabroni Scorpion, you don't want to face the Rock, you are scared of the Rock, you pray to the heavens above "Oh God, not the Rock not the most electrifying one!" well that's tooDAMNbad because now you don't have a choice, so get up you Candyass because you are about to go one on one with the great one, the Rock is about to make your Monkeyass famous!!!!!!!!
[The crowd irrupts as the Rock drops the mic and waits for Scorpion to get up.]
Miller: So the Rock finally gets a shot at Scorpion, Scorpion has said that is not because he is scared, but because he's not prepare for an opponent of the caliber of the Rock. To me that's a compliment!
Paco: To me that's a sissy! Fight the Great One Jabroni!!!!!!!!
Mercer: Scorpion is up and there is a stare down, they go to lock up but the Rock gets a right hand in, another one and a third! The Rock has Scorpion rocking, he whips him to the rope, clothesline attempt misses, Scorpion comes back and nails the Rock with a cross body block, Scorpion gets on top of the Rock and pummels away!
Miller: A sissy huh?
Paco: He's still a puss!
Mercer: Scorpion gets off the Rock and picks him up, he hooks him for a suplex but the Rock blocks it and gives him a suplex of his own! The Rock stomps away at Scorpion!
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Miller: The Rock stops the beating to see who it is.
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[buzzer]
Mercer: It's Hell Hawk!
Paco: Oh good, no problems for the Rock, thank God it wasn't that mystery guy.
Miller: Speaking of Mystery where is Kroller?
Mercer: He's still hiding! What a cheater!
Paco: That boy has some brains after all!
Miller: Hell Hawk won't go in the ring, the Rock is begging him to come in, oh from behind Scorpion with a bulldog! He drove the Rock's face into the mat! Hell Hawk comes in but Scorpion with a drop kick that sends him over the top and onto the floor!
Paco: Ha, ha, that Hawk hasn't learned to fly yet!
Mercer: Man that must have been the shortest time for someone in the rumble, that's a record!
Miller: I'm sure Hell Hawk won't be proud of that record. Scorpion goes back to work on the Rock, he picks him up, OH the Rock with a right hand, Scorpion with a right hand, the Rock with one, Scorpion with another! They are exchanging blows and the crowd loves it!
Mercer: Scorpion gets the upper hand though, he whips the Rock to the ropes, Scorpion puts his head down and the Rock capitalizes on it with a ddt!
Paco: YES ROCKY!
Miller: Settle down there Paco, The Rock picks up Scorpion and whips him to the corner, Scorpion hits hard, The Rock pummels on Scorpion, Scorpion falls down and The Rock stomps a mud hole on Scorpion!!!
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Miller: Again the Rock stops to see who it is!
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[buzzer]
Mercer: It's the Hardcore Champion Ruff Ryder!
Miller: and look at the smile on the Rock! Wait! Kroller is back in and is attacking the Rock! Ruff Ryder is in now and he's also beating up on the Rock! Scorpion is down, he's just looking at both men take on the Rock!
Paco: OH! That's not fair, we want a fair fight!
Mercer: Kroller and Ruff Ryder seem to be working together, they whip The Rock to the ropes, double clothesline coming up, NO, the Rock ducks he comes back around and nails both men with a clothesline each! The Rock picks up Kroller body slam! He picks up Ruff Ryder and drops him with a supplex! The Rock has got momentum!
Miller: Scorpion from behind though pulls on the Rock's head and drops him with a reverse DDT! And all four men are down! Can you believe it! 4 great athletes are down, wait, Ruff Ryder showing signs of life, he goes after the Rock he picks him up and hooks him between his legs.. piledriver!!! Ruff Ryder devasted the Rock's neck!
Paco: This is no good for the Rock, no good I tell you!
Miller: Ruff Ryder is going to the top, he's going to attempt something….
Paco: STUPID! Why does he want to go to the top when he knows he can be eliminated easily!
Mercer: Why don't you go ask him Paco!? Anyway, Ruff Ryder is at the top and he comes off with the breakdown! He missed! The Rock got out of the way at the last minute and now he is back to his feet! Scorpion charges at him, back body drop on Scorpion and he falls on top of Ruff Ryder! Kroller goes after the Rock, kick to the mid section by the Rock and a body slam on top of Scorpion! The Rock has got all three man piled on top of eachother, uh-oh!
Miller: There goes the elbow pad!
Paco: YES! The most electrifying move in sports entertainment today! The people's elbow!!!
Mercer: The Rock bounces from one side to the other, he stops raises the eyebrow and drops the elbow on top of all three men and the crowd is loving it!
Crowd: ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!]
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Miller: Again the Rock waits to see who it is, is it the mystery man!?
[buzzer]
Paco: No, it's that looser Virus, damn, but good for the Rock!
Miller: Virus is rushing to the ring, he slides under the ropes and quickly gets stomped on by the Rock, the other wrestlers are starting to come to their feet. The Rock whips Virus to the ropes and he runs over Kroller with a clothesline but Ruff Ryder catches him with a brain buster!!
Mercer: Wow lot of action there on that exchange, The Rock and Ruff Ryder exchange blows now, Scorpion gets up and goes after Virus, a member of the stable he hates. He picks him up, Powerbomb coming up, YES! Virus is got to be hurting big time!
Miller: The Rock and Ruff Ryder continue to brawl on the other corner, Ruff Ryder has the Rock up now, trying to get him eliminated, Kroller is still trying to make it to his feet.
Mercer: Scorpion picks up Virus and attempts to throw him out! He almost got him! Kroller from behind tosses both men to the outside! No! Scorpion hangs on to the second rope and slides back in but Virus is gone!
Paco: Scorpion is one luck insect!
Miller: Ruff Ryder almost has the Rock out, he is trying his hardest, oh the rock with a rake to the eyes of Ruff Ryder and Ruff Ryder lets go. The Rock trying to catch a breather but no chance Kroller is all over him with forearm shots! The Rock is down, here comes Scorpion he pummels on The Rock, Ruff Ryder gets up and joins the party!
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Miller: There goes the ten count again, who is it this time?!!!
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[buzzer]
Miller: Well? No one comes out? The 3 guys in the ring have stop beating on the Rock they are looking to see who it is that is coming to the ring…
Paco: look through the crowd! It's the Mozz!
Mercer: He's the mystery participant?
Miller: No, he's on my list, Scorpion is going after the Mozz Kroller continues to beat on The Rock and Ruff Ryder is going to help the Mozz, they are double teaming on Scorpion. Ruff Ryder holds Scorpion and the Mozz measures him, a right hand, no, Scorpion moved out of the way and the Mozz hit Ruff Ryder, now Scorpion attacks The Mozz while Ruff Ryder is down.
Mercer: Kroller picks up the Rock and whips him to the ropes, Kroller puts his head down and the Rock capitalizes with a swinging neck breaker! The Rock stomps on Kroller, pick up by the Rock and a whip to the ropes, reversal by Kroller, Kroller with a clothesline, no, the Rock ducks and nails him with a swinging DDT!
Miller: On the other side we have Scorpion taking on both the Mozz and Ruff Ryder, but two is too much for Scorpion. Double whip to the ropes by Mozz and Ruff Ryder, double clothesline attempt misses as Scorpion ducks they turn around and Scorpion drops both men with a clothesline of his own! Scorpion picks up the Mozz and whips him to the Ropes, the Rock is there, back body drop by the Rock sends the Mozz flying to the outside and he's gone!
Paco: The Rock is the man!
Mercer: Kroller is trying to make it to his feet but the Rock continues to stomp on him some more! You know we're coming down the wire and right now it's the luck of the draw, there are only four wrestlers left and they got the lucky numbers.
Paco: Who will come out next thought? That's what I want to know.
Miller: Time will tell that as Scorpion picks up Ruff Ryder, whip to the corner by Scorpion, Scorpion charges at Ruff Ryder but Ruff Ryder gets out of the way and Scorpion hits hard, Ruff Ryder turns him around and throws him over the top! Scorpion hangs on and is on the outside part of the ring!
Mercer: that's a dangerous place to be, Kroller and the Rock are brawling on the mat!
Miller: Ruff Ryder is nailing Scorpion, Scorpion won't let go of the ropes, Ruff Ryder keeps on trying, oh, Scorpion gets a thumb to the eye, he hooks Ruff Ryder for a suplex, will he suplex him to the outside?…… no! Ruff Ryder suplexes him back inside!
Paco: I told you he was stupid why in the hell would he do that!?
Mercer: I don't know, The Rock drops Kroller with a back breaker and sees Scorpion down, he goes over to him and stomps on him Ruff Ryder tries to get up and The Rock stomps him down too!
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Paco: Here comes the mystery man I bet!
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[buzzer]
Miller: and here comes Lurrr!
Paco: Man when it's this mystery man going to come out!?
Mercer: I don't know but Lurrr right now is cleaning everyone's clock! He nailed Scorpion and he was about to piledrive Kroller but the Rock dropped him with a clothesline!
Paco: The Rock is the man, oh watch out Rock!
Miller: Well I don't think he can hear you. Ruff Ryder nails the Rock from behind, he picks him back up and takes him to the corner, he sets the Rock up on the top turnbuckle! No the Rock pushes him and he falls down!
Mercer: Scorpion is up and turns Lurrr around, kick to the mid section, Lurrr catches his foot though, OH inziguri(sp) kick by Scorpion leaves Lurrr flat face down!
Miller: The Rock comes down from the top and he grabs Scorpion by surprise and delivers the Rock Bottom!
Paco: Finally that Scorpion will know his role the Rock just made him hit the bottom!
Miller: the Rock goes after Lurrr pick up, Rock Bottom on Lurrr!! The Rock picks up Kroller, Rock Bottom on Kroller, Ruff Ryder now and he gets one too!! The Rock is ruling the night!
Mercer: The Rock has finally lost it, he has taken all the competitors out! He's going after Scorpion, he picks him up, Scorpion is very dazed after the Rock Bottom, The Rock is going to toss him over, Scorpion hanging on with his life!
Paco: Get him out Rock, he's been here since the beginning, he's got to give!
Miller: Lurrr is up and nails The Rock from behind barely, Lurrr lands a couple of right hands but the Rock comes back with a couple of his own and has Lurrr back paddling! The Rock backs him into to a corner and then whips him out to the opposite, The Rock charges at Lurrr but gets stopped by Kroller with drop toe hold!
Mercer: Man the Rock didn't see him get up!
10!
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Paco: who is it? Who is it!?
1!
[buzzer]
Miller: Here comes the leader of Damage Inc. ready to get him some!
Paco: Damage Inc? More like the J.O.B. Squad.
Mercer: Mercyful Fate gets in and goes after Scorpion, he's beating on him with rights and lefts, these two men have exchanged words and blows on more than one occasion, MF picks him up and whips him to the ropes, power slam by MF on Scorpion!
Miller: On the other side we have the Rock and Kroller, Kroller is trying to eliminate the Rock. Lurrr nails Kroller and he lets go of the Rock, Lurrr nails the Rock as well! Lurrr taking on both men, Lurrr is beating the living daylights out of both of these men! But Ruff Ryder ends Lurrr's party with a super kick straight to the mouth!
Mercer: MF has Scorpion set up for a Powerbomb, up and down, NO, Scorpion breaks free and hangs on to MF's head and drives it to the mat face first! Scorpion getting some life back, he goes to the ropes and drops the leg across the neck of MF! Kroller gets up and he spears Scorpion down! Kroller was #3 and still has a lot left, he pummels away at Scorpion, Scorpion turns the tables on Kroller and he's beating on him now!
Miller: Lurrr goes after Scorpion but he gets up and catches Lurrr with a boot to the mid section, DDT coming up, no, he swings around and nails the stinger on Lurrr! Ruff Ryder goes after Scorpion and stomps on him as he was getting up, Ruff Ryder picks him up and whips him to the ropes, there is the Rock again!
Paco: Rock Bottom! That's the second Rock Bottom on Scorpion!
Miller: The Rock has got a personal agenda against Scorpion, Ruff Ryder surprises the Rock with a drop kick, there sure are no alliances here in the rumble. Kroller picks up MF and is asking him if he's ok, MF is trying to catch his breath, he nods and says he's ok, Kroller grabs him by the head, pulls him in and drops him with a DDT!
Paco: Man how many DDT's have we seen tonight!?
Mercer: A lot and I don't think MF is doing ok now.
10!
9!
8!
Paco: alright, is it the mystery dude!?
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1!
[The lights go out and some strange noises begin to be heard.]
Mercer: what happen to the lights!?
Paco: And what are those noises, one of you…. HOLD ME!!!!!!!!!
Miller: Get off me Paco!!!
[the lights come back on and you see Kroller waiting to see who it is along with Ruff Ryder , all other wrestlers are slowly getting up, then the lights go out again!]
Paco: What's going on!?!
[The lights come back on and you see all the wrestlers up and looking at the entrance way to see who it is, then from under the ring appears a figure wearing black tights and a straight jacket on with a white mask. The crowd screams….]
Paco: Hey guys behind you!!!
Miller: I told you they can't hear you! The Mystery guy is in, I guess and he's attacking everyone, The Rock, Lurrr, MF, Scorpion, Kroller, Ruff Ryder all are getting their clocks cleaned by this man, whoever he is!
Paco: and look at his size, he's huge mon!!!
Mercer: Hey! Unforgiven is rushing in but it's not his turn yet!
Miller: So Unforgiven is the last man to enter the rumble and he couldn't wait! He gets in and is going one on one with the mystery dude, he has the mystery dude back paddling! Mercyful fate is up and is helping his tag team partner!
Mercer: The Rock is up and he gets greeted quickly by Ruff Ryder, Ruff Ryder landing some heavy blows on the Rock! These two meet next Friday in a 3 way match for the Hardcore Title along with Dean.
Paco: Sure wish Dean would have enter the rumble, oh well, get him ROCK!
Mercer: Kroller and Scorpion are exchanging blows too, Scorpion gets the upper hand, Scorpion with a gorilla press, he tosses Kroller to the outside! Kroller is out of here!
Miller: Unforgiven and Mercyful Fate are doing a number on ?????? MF tells Unforgiven to hold him, he does, MF nails a couple of rights on ??????, he's dazed, MF takes a few steps back and gets a running start but ?????? gets out of the way and MF nails Unforgiven with a clothesline and he sends him to the outside! Unforgiven is gone!
Paco: He was eliminated by his tag partner, what an idiot!!
Mercer: MF is arguing with Unforgiven, Scorpion comes from behind MF and tosses him out! MF has been eliminated!!! ????? attacks Scorpion, Scorpion said this would be his toughest opponent, Scorpion has shown a lot of endurance but ????? is a heavy favorite and is the fresher man out of all!
Paco: and look, Fixxxer is brawling on the outside, so much for that tag team!!
Miller: Well it was every man for himself but I guess Fixxxer's play back fired on them. The Rock has turned the tables on Ruff Ryder, Lurrr drops Kroller with a side walk slam. He goes after the rock now and nails him with a drop kick to the back of his head. Lurrr goes after Ruff Ryder but Ruff Ryder grabs him by his neck! Ruff Ryder gets him up and a Chokeslam to the outside!!!
Mercer: What power on the part of Ruff Ryder, he has eliminated Lurrr and we are down to the final four!!
Paco: That's right, we have Scorpion and ????? fighting in one corner, The Rock is trying to catch his breath on one corner and Ruff Ryder on the other. Who's going to win it? All of our picks are still in this!
Miller: See, I told you Ruff Ryder would make it.
Mercer: Scorpion too. ?????? whips Scorpion out of the corner to the opposite where Ruff Ryder is, Scorpion caught Ruff Ryder off guard and squashed him on the corner! Even thought I think he didn't do it on purpose. ????? runs and gives them both a big splash on the corner! The Rock is up he turns ?????? around, kick to the mid section and another DDT!
Paco: Mon! DDT's have come left and right tonight!
Miller: The Rock pulls down Scorpion and picks him up, shoulder breaker! That's an old move of the Rock but it is still effective! Ruff Ryder catches the Rock off guard and drops him with a lariat, the Rock is laying flat on his back along with Scorpion and ?????? who is now starting to show some signs of life.
Mercer: and Ruff Ryder is going to the top again!
Paco: I told you, he is an idiot!
Miller: Ruff Ryder trying to go for the break down again I guess, he is on the top turnbuckle, ????? gets up and shakes the ropes! Ruff Ryder falls down and hits the family jewels!!!! ????? drop kicks Ruff Ryder who's sitting on the turnbuckle and Ruff Ryder falls down to the outside and he's gone!!!!
Paco: HA! HA! I told you, he would be eliminated!!!
Mercer: Great move by ????? to get Ruff Ryder eliminated and now it's down to him, Scorpion and the Rock. ????? goes after Scorpion, he picks him up, suplex connects for ?????! He goes after the Rock but the Rock gives him a low blow! ????? bends in pain, the Rock gets up and gives him a Russian leg sweep!
Miller: Scorpion from behind nails the Rock with a clothesline! Scorpion backs the Rock into the ropes and attempts another clothesline to send him over the top! The Rock is hanging on, Scorpion has the Rock almost out, The rock is trying to hang on!!
Paco: Hang on Rocky, hang on!!!
Mercer: ????? is up, he sees Scorpion trying to get the Rock out, ????? goes over there and grabs Scorpion's leg and tosses him out!!! The Rock hangs on but Scorpion is out of here!!!
Miller: After all that time, Scorpion is finally thrown out, he put up a big effort but drawing #2 didn't help him a bit!
Mercer: So we're down to the last two men, one of these two will be called the #1 contender to the World Title, the other, will be come the Intercontinental Champion and the Rock has been that already, so if he wins I'm sure he'll go for the #1 spot!
Miller: The Rock is outside, he went under the ropes and is walking around, ????? is looking at his every move, this guy looks like a NUT!
Paco: Yeah, you would know about nuts!
Miller: Don't start with me Paco!
Mercer: The Rock grabs a mic, what is he doing?
[The Rock gets the mic and gets inside the ring and tells ????? to back away, he does and the Rock gets in.]
The Rock: Now Jabroni, you and the Rock talked in the back and we both knew that we would be the last two men in this thing, you know what you want and the Rock knows what he wants, so now, let's do what we said we were going to do, let's both walk out of the ring at the same time, and let's have a tie because you don't want the Rock to throw your candyass out anyDAMNways, so the Rock says, know your role and let's do this!
Miller: They had a plan? They knew they could outlast the competition and be the last two men in?!
Mercer: So they have some sort of agreement where both know what they want? So this is going to be a tie?
[The Rock turns around and goes for the ropes to toss the mic back to Joey, just as he does, ????? comes from behind and tosses him out!]
Paco: HEY! NO!!!!!!!!
Miller: the Rock was out smarted by ????? and has been eliminated!!!
[bell rings]
Mercer: ????? is the Royal Rumble winner!!!
J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner of the 1999 royal rumble…….. the mystery man!!!!!
[the mystery man grabs the mic from Joey and puts it to his mouth to speak, the Rock is trying to get up, but he hit his back pretty hard.]
?????: Now I get to choose my prize, well you will know my prize after tonight's main event is over!!!!
[Just as he finishes the Rock finally gets in and attacks him, both men start brawling in the ring.]
Miller: This isn't over by a long shot! The Rock is not happy that ????? cheated him out of the win!!
Paco: Of course not you moron, no one does this to the Rock, no one!!!
[A bunch of refs come to the ring and break the fight, both men are wanting to get it on but there are too many refs between them. Finally the ????? leaves the ring escorted by some 10 refs while about 5 stay with the Rock, the camera cuts to where the announcer's are.]
Miller: Well folks it's been a while one tonight, Aggressive Angel continues to be the women's champion and this mystery guy has won the Royal Rumble, whoever he is.
[Crowd goes wild as pyro goes off!]
Mercer: I guess we're ready for the main event!
Paco: and I got my fourth tequila bottle right here!!
Miller: It will never stop, let's go to Joey.
J. Styles: Our main event is scheduled for one fall and is for the ICWF World Heavyweight Championship!
[Evenflow plays and Johnny Hunter walks out and the fans boo loudly]
J. Styles: Introducing the first contender from the mean streets of Chicago he represents the Doomsday Alliance….. JOHNNY "BIG GAME" HUNTER!!!!!!
[The glass breaks and hell frozen over plays and the fans go wild as Stone Cold comes out]
J. Styles: and his opponent from Victoria Texas, is the current ICWF Television Champion and one half of the ICWF Hardcore Tag Team Champions and is representing Bad Blood…… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!
[Stone Cold gets into the rings and raises his hands to hear the ovation of the crowd, as he gets down the bell rings ]
Miller: Here we go we have a lock up! Johnny Hunter gets the upper hand quickly and whips Austin to the ropes and gives him a flying clothesline on the rebound. Big Game to the ropes and drops a fist on Stone Cold, and a quick cover and The Ref counts!
One!
kick out!
Mercer: Big Game picks up Stone Cold, suplex and Stone Cold drops again. Hunter another pick up whip to the corner and Stone Cold hits hard, Hunter follows up with a big lariat, now boots to the midsection followed by fist, Stone Cold showing no offense.
Miller: Hunter whips him out, Stone Cold reverses it and connects with a short arm clothesline. Stone Cold up now, to the ropes and drops the elbow on Hunter, Stone Cold gets on top of Hunter and starts nailing away!
Mercer: Stone Cold is showing a lot of determination, Hunter turns it around and he gets on top of Stone Cold and now he's nailing away, now Stone Cold, now Hunter and they roll to the outside!
MERCER: Here we go, take it to the outside!
Miller: The Ref starts to count,
The Ref: one, two…
Mercer: Stone Cold up first, kick to Hunter's mid-section, Stone Cold with a pick up, suplex, no! He hangs Hunter out to dry in the guard railing
The Ref: three, four….
Miller: Stone Cold is working on the midsection. Hunter trying to get up, Stone Cold with elbows to the back of Hunter, Stone Cold backs away and charges in and send Hunter towards the fans with a knee lift.
The Ref: five, six….
Miller: Stone Cold gets up on the apron and breaks the count, sees Hunter up, he dives and connects with a cross body block and they went through all those chairs!
Mercer: and The Ref starts the count again!
The Ref: one, two….
Mercer: Did you see the elevation on Stone Cold's jump, he went from the apron, over the railing, into the fans! Great agility
Miller: Stone Cold picks up Hunter and sends him over the railing back into the ring area, Stone Cold goes over, picks up Hunter and whips him to the steel steps, Hunter reverses it and Stone Cold hits hard! Hunter looking for something under the ring, he has a broom, he swings and nails Stone Cold across the back! Stone Cold falls to the floor
The Ref: three, four….
Paco: The ref is being very linient in this match, he's letting thing go.
Mercer: Hunter gets up on the apron and breaks the count, now he drops an elbow on Stone Cold, Hunter picks up Stone Cold suplex and connects. Hunter goes to the ring announcer's table, and grabs a chair….
The Ref: one..two…
Mercer: The Ref is got to be getting tired of counting
Miller: Hunter has a chair, Stone Cold is up, Hunter is going to swing, Stone Cold with a kick to the mid-section, he grabs the chair and is going to nail Austin, no, the ref takes the chair and tells him he will not allow it!
Paco: That's going to piss Austin off!
Miller: Well the ref was willing to let it go, but not that far!
Mercer: Stone Cold hits Hunter with a couple of right hands and tosses Hunter to the inside, Stone Cold in, he grabs Hunter and whips him to the ropes Hunter reverses it and drops Stone Cold with a drop toe hold and Stone Cold hits hard, Hunter goes to the ropes and drops the knee on Austin's back!
Miller: Hunter picks up Stone Cold and drops him with a side slam, another pick up and a back breaker, Hunter is working on the back of Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Paco: Hunter is holding nothing back!
Miller: Stone Cold flat on his back, Hunter goes to the top, he dives off and connects with a flying head butt! Hunter goes for the cover!
The Ref: One, two…
Miller: Kick out.. Hunter picks up Stone Cold and whips him to the corner, he rushes and nails Stone Cold with a drop kick on the corner, Stone Cold is hurting big time.
Mercer: Hunter is really putting a beating on Stone Cold, Stone Cold needs to do something to turn this around
Miller: Hunter picks up Stone Cold and sets him on the top, Hunter gets up there and tries a superplex! Stone Cold blocks it, he fights Hunter off with fists, Stone Cold with a headbutt and Hunter goes down to the mat! Stone Cold gets up on the third rope and waits for Hunter to get up, Hunter up and Stone Cold nails him with a clothesline off the top
Paco: There you go Stone Cold, show him that you want that title(burp)
Miller: Stone Cold slow to get up, he grabs Hunter by the head, hooks him between his legs and drops him with a piledriver! Stone Cold goes for the cover,
The Ref: one….two…
Kick out…
Miller: Hunter still got life, Hunter gets picked up by Stone Cold, Stone Cold whips him to the ropes and drops him with a back body drop, the fans cheer for Stone Cold, Stone Cold grabs Hunter by the legs, he's applying a figure four!!
Mercer: Great thinking by Austin!
Miller: Hunter is in pain, The Ref is asking if he gives up, Hunter is shaking his head no, Hunter is trying to reach the ropes, Stone Cold applies more pressure, Hunter in big time pain! Hunter still tries to reach the ropes, The Ref asks again but Hunter won't give up, Hunter tries to turn the figure four now, he almost got it and Austin is fighting him, but Hunter turns it around and now Austin is in pain!!!
Mercer: Austin let's go of the hold, smart move, Austin gets up before Hunter, he goes to pick him up, Austin whips Hunter to the ropes, reversal by Hunter Austin comes back with his Lou Thez Press but Hunter holds him and drops him with a 360 spinebuster, what a counter by Hunter!
Miller: Hunter picks up Austin and walks over to the ropes, he climbs the ropes still holding Austin, he's at the third rope and does a 360 jump!
Mercer: He came off the top with a followay slam! Great move, he's got Austin pinned!
One!
Two!!
Three!!!!!!!!!!
[bell rings!]
Paco: NO!!!!!!!
Mercer: Johnny Hunter beats Austin with the Widowmaker and is the first ever two time World Champion!!!!
J. Styles: Here is your winner and the NEWWWWWWWWWWW ICWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLDDDDDDDDD…….. JOHNNY "BIG GAME" HUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!
[the Owner comes out with the heavyweight title over his right shoulder and the IC title over his left shoulder and some documents on his hands. He gets inside and he gives the belt to Hunter who takes it and looks at it with a proud look]
Miller: So Hunter is able to beat Stone Cold yet again, and this time he regains his title, not from Austin but from the vacancy department.
[As Hunter is getting up the Owner tries to shake his hand but Hunter pushes him away then the crowd irrupts as they see the mystery man come rushing to the ring, Hunter drops the title and waits for him, he slides in and they start to exchange blows!]
Paco: It's that looney toons guy!
[Hunter gets the worst of the exchange and then gets nailed with a picture perfect sidewalk slam.]
Miller: Beatiful move by ????? but why is he attacking JH!? He's asking the owner for the documents he has in his hands, the owner is a little shaky but is giving them to him. ????? is asking for a pen to!
[The Mystery Man gets on top of Johnny Hunter and signs the documents on top of Hunter's chest then leaves the paper on top of him.]
Mercer: Is that the contract? I guess ????? wants the title shot! Wait, he's taking off his mask, who is it!? Who is it!
[the crowd irrupts in cheers and the Owner has a surprised look on his face.]
Miller & Paco & Mercer: IT'S DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Dean grabs the belt and points to himself as to say this belt is mine.]
Mercer: So Dean was the mystery guy and now he's back to get what he says is his!
[Then the Rock comes out and the crowd cheers even louder, he gets inside and comes face to face with Dean]
Paco: YUPI!!!!!!!!!!! It's the Rock!!!
[The Rock goes over to the Owner and grabs the IC title from him, he then looks at Dean and starts to leave..]
Miller: Folks we're out of time but what event, Dean is the #1 contender, Johnny Hunter is the World Champion again and The Rock is the Intercontinental Champion again too!
[Dean turns his back to the Rock as he is leaving then the Rock turns back around and nails Dean in the back of the head with the IC title! The crowd gives a mix reaction as the owner leaves the ring. The Rock grabs the World Title and stands in between both men, he then raises both titles as the crowd cheers him loudly and the PPV goes off the air…]
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