:~:The promo urging you to buy the PPV comes to an end and the screen fades to black…. Then the “FBI Warning” notice appears but it is quickly crushed by the word: “INSANE!”. Then the ICWF logo quickly flashes and disappears leaving darkness again… The beat of the song “Superstar” By Cypress Hill is heard in the background playing as we find ourselves outside of a cabin out in the mountains.. everywhere you look you see snow, on top of the green trees and on the top of the cabin.. all of the sudden you hear bells and the all too familiar “HO! HO! HO!” You see Santa landing his sled on the roof of the cabin and magically going down the chimney… the camera zooms in on the window of the cabin, showing us the Christmas tree and Santa putting the presents under the tree.. a little kid, about 5, comes down (as he couldn’t wait for the next morning) and takes a peek.. he sees Santa and rushes down and asks Santa all exited what he got him?? Santa laughs his jolly laugh and then out of his sack he takes a wooden “choo choo” train… The kid grabs the train and looks back at the camera as if to say “WTF?” The kid shouts at Santa… “A damn train!? A damn train!?” All I wanted for Christmas was ICWF Prophecies 2 and you get me a f’n train!!!?” Santa’s eyes grow as big as his fat belly as the kid kicks him in his gut then breaks the train over his head! The kid rushes to the kitchen and grabs a chair.. he comes back and starts to beat Santa with it! Santa tries to get away, and heads for the chimney but the kid pulls him back out and goes hardcore all over his ass… the camera zooms out of the cabin as “jingle bells” plays in the background… The words “Prophecies 2: The Second Coming” appear before you... The screen fades and it comes back in the parking lot area where you see Handy-Man arriving in the arena carrying his bags. Suddenly, a car comes flying out of nowhere, just barely missing Handy man!! Handy Man falls to the ground but he gets up quickly and starts chasing the car through the garage, following the car down one of the tunnels. As he reaches a corner you see a shovel pop out hitting Handy man in the stomach! Handy Man folds in pain and you see Titan 3 standing above him with the shovel in his hand, smiling!! He starts saying "Get up, Hand-Job"! But as Handy tries to get up, Titan starts beating him down with the shovel!!! Titan 3 breaks the shovel over his head, and leaves Handy Man lying unconscious!! Titan 3 walks away laughing, saying "You ain't hardcore, BOY"! The camera focuses on a knocked out Handy Man and then the screen fades and it comes back showing us the inside the Air Canada Center, in Toronto Ontario Canada.. Red, green and silver fireworks are going off as the fans cheer loudly… Afterwards the Canadian anthem plays followed by the United States anthem.. once that is done more fireworks go off… The camera cuts to Paco and Miller…. Miller is wearing a hunter green suit while Paco wears black pants with a red polo shirt and a black sports coat over it with a Santa hat on.. Miller speaks..:~:
Miller: Welcome everyone to Prophecies 2!! The first PPV for the ICWF since it’s return has begun and what better place to do the PPV in then The Air Canada Center here in Canada!!! The arena has been sold out for weeks as the fans knew that tonight’s show would be one to remember! Fans, along side with me as always, Paco… The red nose drunk!! Paco: Merry F’n X-Mas Miller… can you feel it?? Christmas is right around the corner but tonight is the ICWF’s Christmas and it promises to bring a lot of surprises, a lot of mayhem, a lot of X-Treme hardcore action and a lot of gold!! Miller: Most definitely… we will crown a brand new World Hardcore, Intercontinental and North American Champion plus all other titles are on the line as well! Paco: A lot of possibilities.. and do you see the kind of matches we are having? Table for two? Chicago Street Fight? Ladder match? Tonight is definitely going to be amazing…! Miller: Before we talk about tonight though, we just witness Titan 3 taking out Handy Man!! He just beat the crap out of him!! Paco: Yeah, that was not cool man! Handy Man has a tough, tough match tonight against Hunter! He don’t need that shit!!
Miller: Well that’s what he gets for messing with Titan 3…speaking of Titan 3.. in our first match we have a grudge one taking place between Venom Velocity and Titan 3… those two sure don’t like eachother! Paco: Yeah, but to be honest, not too many people like Titan 3.. I mean Handy Man and Kylo have already got to him!! Miller: Yeah this past Friday Night they put a hell of a beating on him and almost cost him his match here tonight.. but Titan 3 is a tough S. O. B. and he just proved that by taking out Handy Man! Maybe for the night!
Paco: Hey you don’t know that!!
Miller: Well after that match we will have our Tag Hardcore Match and that one is also for the vacant titles.. Paco: Yeah, ODJ stripped The Party Animals for substance abuse, and well that sets up we having the top two teams other then The Party Animals going at it… Miller: Yeah, keep in mind though that Electricity has already beaten Looks 2 Kill… so we might see a repeat or we might see Looks 2 Kill getting revenge… Tonight we have more action and as time goes by we will talk more about the match ups but right now, Joey is going to introduce the third member of our announcing team.. and according to him, he’ll always be here during the PPVs from now on… Paco: Really? It better not be Smith.. God I hate that fucker… Miller: Trust me, it’s not him… :~:The camera cuts to Joey who is standing in the middle of the ring..:~: Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to the Air Canada Center… the Owner of the ICWF… Dougg J.!!! :~:The crowd cheers loudly as ODJ comes out decked out in black baggy pants, Cinnamon color timberland boots and a white “Hitman” T-shirt with a leather coat over it.. He also carries over his shoulder a big red holiday sack… he gives high fives to some of the fans as he makes his way down.. he walks around the ring and then takes a seat next to Paco and Miller after shaking their hand.. :~: Miller: Welcome Mr. J… I’m so happy you could join us.. ODJ: I’m just happy to be here Miller.. I’ve been wanting to do this for the longest and I am finally able to… Paco: Hey Dougg, finally I will have someone to talk to who doesn’t speak out of his ass like Miller over there.. haha! But say, what’s in the bag? Miller: Blow me Paco! ODJ: Now boys, knock that shit out.. what’s in here? They are gifts.. and as a matter of fact I got yours right here… *digs in the bag* here you go Paco.. it’s kind of heavy.. here Miller… Paco: and big too! WOOHOO! I finally got a gift! And I thought another X-Mas was going to go by without me getting shit!! *opens present* WOOOHOO!! A case of “El Jimador’s” finest Tequila!! Aww thank you Dougg, I swear man you rule!! Miller: Uh sir? “Idiot’s guide to match calling??” ODJ: Why yeah, you could use a few tips.. Paco: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Miller: Gee, thank you sir.. ODJ: Don’t mention it Miller, anything I can do to help… have fun reading..
Paco: What else you got in the bag sir, if I may ask??
ODJ: You already did, hehe.. I got in here more presents.. AND a huge surprise that will rock everyone in the house tonight!
Paco: Everyone?? Tell us! Tell us!!
Miller: Yeah, I want to know too.. what’s the big surprise?? ODJ: In due time fellas, in due time…
Paco: Man I hate the suspense… oh well.. oh by the way, now that ODJ is here, I gotta ask Miller.. cuz it was no secret, just like Jones.. you got kidnapped by Handy Man..! How in the hell did you get away?
Miller: I really don’t want to talk about it…. ODJ: Handy Man it’s going to pay, and pay dearly… his fine went up to $100,000.00… and he has paid it… he knows what’s best for him.. Paco:Wow, 100 g’s.. I feel for the handicapper!! But Miller, come on tell us what happened!!??
Miller: Well I don't remember much, I almost got killed.. that's all.. I honestly don't know what happened, I just remember being chased by some dogs, falling over this bridge... next thing I know I woke up in a hospital being attended by all kinds of doctors.. I’m lucky to be here… ODJ: Well don’t worry about it Miller, all of that shit is over and done with… I sent a memo to all the wrestlers today.. reporters are for interviewing ONLY.. I told them to stop taking them in their little adventures and shit.. it’s getting to be too much… Paco: That’s why I am a full time announcer…
Miller: Well I think it’s time for some action wouldn’t you say so sir? ODJ: Damn right it is.. let’s get this show on the road!! Paco: WOOHOO!!
:~:The Insane-A-Tron shows a clip of FNH a few weeks ago when Titan 3 offered Venom one of his famous Margaritas but he declines ticking off the Margarita Master… Both men brawl and refs come out to break up the match.. the Insane-A-Tron goes black and the camera focuses on Joey…:~:
Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time for the Prophecies opening bout and it’s a “Table 4 2 grudge match”!!!! The rules of the match are simple, in order to win you must put your opponent through two tables.. also, the winner of this match gets a shot at the title of his choice!! now for the participants!
:~:The crowd cheers loudly and then no music plays as Venom Velocity makes his way to the ring… :~:
Styles: Introducing first, the man making his way to the ring from Melbourne, Florida… he weights in at 332 pounds and stands at 6’11” tall… here is the master of the Dimension Extension….Venom Velocity !!!
:~:Venom gets inside the ring and looks around to all the tables… then “Aenema” By Tool begins to play and the crowd goes wild…. Titan 3 comes out with Chloe by his side.. :~:
Styles: and his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Chloe Barns from Miami, Florida… he weights in at 290 pounds and stands at 6’5” tall.. here is the 10 minute man.. . hey, who put that on my card?? Uh, here is Titan 3 !!!
:~:Titan 3 gets an upset look on his face and looks over to the announcer’s table where ODJ is trying to hold back his laughter.. “Very f’n funny ODJ” says Titan 3 as he gets in the ring.. as soon as he does though, Venom Velocity is all over him. The bell rings.:~:
Miller: Well this one it’s on it’s way… this one should be a great one! This one should be one for the record books! These two guys match up in every aspect of the game! This one is a Main Even type caliber match!!
ODJ: Oh yeah, I can definitely agree with you.. this one has the makings of a classic!!
Paco: ODJ, was this the surprise you talked about? The winner getting a title shot at the title of their choosing??
ODJ: oh no Paco.. my surprise is BIGGER then this…
Paco: Man I can’t wait…!
:~:Venom lays some heavy forearm shots to the back of Titan 3 dropping him to one knee.. Venom quickly picks him up and whips him to the ropes.. Titan 3 bounces off and Venom goes for a back body drop but Titan 3 stops dead on his tracks and nails some forearm shots of his own to the back of Venom Velocity!! Titan 3 quickly hooks double V and drops him with a suplex! Titan 3 picks up Venom and whips him to the ropes… Venom bounces, no, he holds on to the ropes but Titan 3 rushes at him and clotheslines him over the top and onto one of the tables!! The crowd cheers loudly as Venom has already been put through one of the tables… Titan 3 smiles as he goes to the outside and picks up Venom who is in la-la land.. Titan 3 picks him up over his head and then drops him face first onto the steel steps!:~:
Miller: My God Titan 3 is taking Venom to punishment school!!
ODJ: Yeah, Venom better protect himself or Titan 3 can finish him early!
Paco: I don’t care as long as they use a lot of wood!!
:~:Titan 3 picks up Venom and whips him to the guard rail, Venom some how reverses it and Titan 3 hits hard! Venom grabs a chair, folds it up and walks over to where Titan 3 is.. He swings but Titan 3 moves out of the way and Venom hits nothing but guard rail.. he drops the chair holding his hands in pain.. Titan 3 turns him around and lands some heavy right hands! Venom is dazed and Titan 3 grabs the chair and nails Venom right between the eyes knocking him out!!! The crowd cheers again as Titan 3 calls for his finisher, but it’s too early right?? Titan 3 picks up a now bloodied Venom Velocity and hooks him for a reverse Powerbomb! He gets him up and then holds him in a crucifix position.. Titan 3 walks towards one of the tables and drops Venom Velocity face first on it!! The table shatters into pieces and the ref calls for the bell!:~:
Miller: This one is over!!?? Amazing!!!!
ODJ: Well I’ll be a Monkey’s bare uncle!! What the hell happened to Venom!??
Paco: He got his ass kicked! Big time!! There is your classic match up guys! Classic in the sense that I have never seen anyone get their ass kick so fast in a PPV!!
Styles: Here is your winner…… TITAN 3 !!!
:~:The ref raises Titan’s hand but Titan shoves the ref away.. he picks up a bloodied and beaten down Venom, hooks him for a Powerbomb and delivers it through another table!!! He doesn't let go of Venom though and he brings him back up.. and gives him another Powerbomb through another table!! A chant of "Holy Shit!" Is heard throughout the arena as Titan 3 has an evil grin on his face...:~:
Miller: Oh man! He’s trying to kill Venom Velocity!!
ODJ: Trying? I think he killed Venom! This guy means business Miller!!
Paco: WOOD! Use more WOOD!!! Hehe, I said “wood”…
:~:Titan 3 gets inside the ring and throws his arms up celebrating.. His music starts to play but then it’s cut off by the sounds of Sirens and the all too familiar red and blue flashing lights.. Handy Man comes out and stands in the entrance way with Titan 3 begging him to come in the ring.. what Titan 3 doesn’t notice though is Kingpin sliding inside the ring from behind with a chair! Kingpin nails Titan 3 and he drops to one knee, Kingpin nails him again and that sends Titan 3 to the ground… Kingpin starts stomping on Titan 3 as Handy Man makes his way to the ring holding his ribs… He gets inside the ring and asks for a chair, Kingpin gives it to him and then Handy Man climbs the corner with it.. Kingpin holds Titan 3 down as Handy Man dives and delivers the Handy Drop with the chair on Titan’s face!! The crowd is booing loudly but Explicit Content don’t care.. they start stomping on Titan 3 again when the lights go totally out and a spot light hits the ring.. They stop and look towards the entrance way… another spot light hits the entrance way and then the Insane-A-Tron comes on… you see a word appear… “ICON”… another word appears next to it.. “THE” forming “The ICON”… another one appears between the two and now in the Insane-A-Tron it reads.. “The ONLY Icon” Explicit Content look at eachother not quite sure what to make of it.. then the sounds of “Voodoo Child” By Jimmy Hendrix are heard and the crowd goes wild and starts to raise the roof! :~:
Miller: Oh my!! Could it be!? No way!!??
ODJ: Well what do you know...? Hehehe...
Paco: Was this your surprise ODJ!? Was this the big news!!??
:~:Handy Man and Kingpin can't believe what they are hearing, and when a figure steps out from the back, they can't believe what they are seeing.. he is back.. the self proclaimed ICON of the ICWF has returned.. he is..... DEAN!!!! He rushes to the ring, decked out in street clothes…. Explicit Content waits for him.. Dean slides in and makes it to his feet.. Kingpin charges at him but Dean drops him with a clothesline.. here comes Handy Man and he gets speared down!! Handy Man rolls out of the ring! Dean invites him in but Handy Man makes to his feet and stumbles to the back never taking his eyes off of Dean. Kingpin stumbles to his feet and Dean grabs him, whips him to the ropes and drops him with the Razorback!! :~:
Miller: There is a move we haven't seen in a long time!!
ODJ: Yeah, Dean is back and apparently he has come back to the aid of Titan 3!
Paco: So was this the big surprise Dougg? Answer me damn it!!! Err, please Boss??
:~:Handy Man comes back and pulls Kingpin out of the ring and helps him to the back.. Dean checks on Titan 3 and then helps him up... Titan 3 stumbles a bit, he's bleeding, but nothing serious... Titan 3 looks at Dean, looks over at the crowd who is still cheering loudly… Titan 3 looks back at Dean and shakes hands with him followed by a hug... they raise eachother's hands and then make it to the back with the crowd cheering them all the way..... :~:
Miller: Well what a way to begin Prophecies 2!! I mean the match was a total bust with Titan 3 dominating, but the aftermath.. my oh my!!
ODJ: Definitely huge news but to answer your f'n question Paco.. No, this was not my surprise!
Paco: What!!!?? There is something bigger then this taking place!? What could it possible be? I mean Dean, the former two time World Champion returning is as big as big can get!!
ODJ: Yeah I agree, and yet, something bigger will take place tonight!
Paco: Man I just can't wait...
Miller: Well we don't have to wait for our next match, that's for sure.. let's go to Joey for the first title match of the night!!
ODJ: Alright, let the title give away begin!!
Boiler Room "Hide and go Seek" match..
Styles: Ladies and gentlemen our next bout is Boiler Room "Hide and go Seek" Match scheduled for one fall and it's for the vacant ICWF Tag Hardcore Titles!! The rules of the matches are simple, after pinning your opponent you must find the titles, whoever pins and finds the titles win the match... now for the participants!
:~:The Insane-A-Tron comes on once again and it shows us the boiler room of the Air Canada Center... there we see the team of Looks 2 Kill, decked out in jeans and T-shirts.. ready for a fight... Joey introduces them and then the camera cuts to a different location of the boiler room, and there we see Electricity... also decked out in street clothes... Joey introduces them as well and then the camera shows us the ref who calls for the bell.. it rings and the boiler room match is set to go.. we switch views and we are now in the boiler room, with Looks 2 Kill... :~:
Miller: Well the tag title match is set to go, one of these two new teams will be crowned Tag Champions!
ODJ: No shit Miller.. the story here is though, this is the first ever Tag Boiler Room match.. we have seen singles boiler room brawls, but never tag... give me the props for this one! Hehehe….
Paco: Oh yes sire! You rule!
:~:Looks 2 Kill start to walk around in the boiler room, looking for their opponents... Alec grabs a pair of lead pipes and he hands Stromen one of them.. they walk carefully, checking every corner.. they walk by a big stack of boxes and as they walk by they hear a noise, they stop look around and then the wall of boxes comes crashing down on them! After the wall is down we see Anthony and Andrew Logan, Electricity! They are laughing but it doesn't last long as they quickly go to work.. Andrew picks up Alec only to throw him against the wall... Anthony picks up Stromen only to slam him on top of the boxes.. Anthony stomps away at Stromen as Andrew is nailing some heavy shots to the ribs of Alec.. Andrew whips him towards the opposite wall but Alec reverses it, pulls Andrew in and drops him with a short arm clothesline! Anthony sees this and rushes over and begins to go at it with Alec.. :~:
Miller:Well Electricity, as expected have taken control of this match up..
ODJ: Yup that ambush was a great idea by the new team...
Paco: Yeah but wouldn't it have been more awesome if it would have been tables!? I mean they hurt! boxes don't! WOOD! I WANT WOOD!! hehe, wood, Hehehe...
:~:Anthony picks up Alec and tells Andrew to get up.. he does and both men start to put a beating on Alec.. they hook him for a double suplex and deliver it on the hard concrete!! Alec and Anthony walk over to Stromen and pick him up, Stromen however nails Anthony with a right hand and Andrew gets a hard one as well...Stromen fighting both men of Electricity with lefts and rights, he gives the big man Andrew a kick to the gut followed by a DDT, no, Andrew turns it into a Northern lights suplex!! Andrew is about to pick up Stromen but he gets run over with a clothesline from Alec!! Anthony charges at Alec but Alec sends him flying with a back body drop! Alec walks over to Stromen and slaps him around, telling him to wake up.. Stromen slowly but surely comes into his own as Alec walks deeper inside the boiler room and comes back with a table! The crowd inside the arena cheers loudly... Alec sets it up and both men grab Anthony.. they pick him up and deliver a double pancake onto the table!!:~:
Miller: Oh man, Anthony just went chest first into that table!
ODJ: He went through the table, Looks 2 Kill are looking very impressive here tonight! They have stepped their game up a notch, and why not? This is the f'n PPV!!
Paco: WOOD!!!
:~:Stromen and Alec celebrate and then Alec goes for the first pin of the match, one! two! and out of nowhere comes Andrew to make the save! Stromen nails some forearm shots to the back of Andrew and then picks him up, he whips him towards the wall but Andrew reverses it and whips Stromen towards where you see some guard rails stocked up! He lands hard sending all the guard rails everywhere!! Andrew walks over and grabs one of the guard rails, Alec charges at him but Andrew nails him with the guard rail right in the mid section! Alec folds in pain and Andrew nails him in the back with the guard rail!! Andrew picks up Alec quickly and body slams him on the bent out of shape railing.. out of nowhere comes Anthony who drops a huge leg across the neck of Alec! Anthony goes for the pin, Andrew gets on top of him for good measure and the ref counts! One! Two! Three!!:~:
Miller: Electricity is half way there, all they got to do now is find the titles!!
ODJ: Yeah, and that might be kind of hard.. that's a big ass boiler room!!
Paco:So that means there are weapons scattered everywhere right? Awesomeness!!!
:~:Anthony and Andrew start walking around, looking for the titles... they go through a door that leads to the loading dock area.. you see an empty trailer and then the dock itself, Anthony looks over the edge.. a good 5 feet down and sees nothing.. Andrew looks around and sees a ladder set up that leads to some shelves at the top.. Andrew points to it and Anthony begins to climb the ladder... "Hey!" is heard and Andrew turns around, there is Stromen with a broom and he breaks it over Andrew's head!! Andrew stumbles but doesn't fall, Stromen takes a few steps back and nails a Hurricane kick that sends Andrew over the edge of the loading dock! A disturbing thud is heard as Andrew lands hard in the concrete below! Stromen smiles but then someone calls his name, Stromen turns around and he gets nailed by Anthony who comes flying off the ladder with a missile drop kick!! Stromen falls hard to the ground and Anthony quickly picks him back up.. he hooks him for a Piledriver and delivers it!! :~:
Miller: Good heavens! I think he broke his neck!!
ODJ: He broke something... but hey what goes around comes around.. Stromen dropped Andrew, Anthony drops him...
Paco: So that leaves Alec, where the hell is he? Or there he is!!
:~:Alec comes into the picture and he turns Anthony around and starts to exchange blows with him... Anthony wins the battle and whips Alec towards the ladder.. Alec hits hard but doesn't go down.. Anthony charges at him but Alec gets out of the way and shoves Anthony onto the ladder!! Anthony goes down and Alec folds the ladder up and then drops it on top of Anthony! Alec covers him for the pin.. the ref comes around and makes the pin, one! Two! and the ref gets pulled by Andrew who is back up!! Alec makes it to his feet and charges at Andrew, Andrew catches him though and drops him with a belly to belly suplex!! Andrew sees Anthony down so he decides to look for the belts himself.. he walks to an office and tries to open the door, locked.. he looks through the large glass window and sees inside, in an open safe the tag titles!:~:
Miller: Jackpot!! All Andrew has to do is break that door down and the titles belong to them.
ODJ: Yeah, but that door looks pretty thick.. it's going to be hard.. Hehehe...
Paco: I'm sure you planned this all by yourself... you are a smart man Douggy, smart man..
Miller: I think Paco is going to need a lot of chap stick for them dry ass lips after all this ass kissing he is doing!
Paco: Kiss my ass Miller!!
Miller: Hey, that's your job...
:~:Andrew comes back and helps his brother up.. they walk towards the office but here comes Looks 2 Kill.. Electricity turns around and square off against both men.. we are back at square one... Andrew locks up with Alec and Anthony locks up with Stromen.. Andrew applies a headlock... Alec tires to get out of it by suplexing Andrew but he can't get him up, Andrew instead takes him down with a headlock takedown.. On the other side Anthony and Stromen are exchanging blows, back and forth they go.. back and forth until Stromen gets the upper hand.. he hooks Anthony for a suplex but Anthony blocks it and turns it into a swinging Neckbreaker!! Anthony sees a bunch of 2 x 4's and he walks over.. Andrew on the other side picks up Alec.. he goes for a clothesline but Alec ducks it.. turns Andrew around and hooks him for a Chokeslam!! Up goes Andrew but Anthony comes out of nowhere and nails Alec from behind with a 2 x 4!! It shatters into pieces as Alec goes down!!:~:
Miller: Electricity is taking control of this match up! It could be all over now!!
ODJ: Yeah but they still have to get that door open!
:~:Stromen makes one last attempt.. he charges at Electricity but they are waiting for him.. Anthony gives him a kick to the gut.. Andrew looks at the window and then back at Anthony.. both men grab Stromen and with one swift move throw him against the large glass window!! It shatters to pieces as Stromen goes through, Andrew reaches over and unlocks the door.. Anthony goes in, he grabs the titles and the bell rings... :~:
Miller: and Electricity has won the tag team titles!!!
ODJ: What a match!!
Paco: Hardcore to the fullest.. in a scale of 1-10.. I give it a 7 and a half!
Styles: Here are your winners... and the NEW ICWF Tag Hardcore Champions of the World.....Andrew Logan, Anthony Logan... ELECTRICITY !!!
Miller: Well the first new champions of the night have been crowned.. gentlemen, what did you think??
ODJ: It was a great match, both teams showed me a lot…
Paco: It was hardcore Miller, and I am an easy man to please, if it’s hardcore I’m going to f’n like it!!
:~:The camera cuts to the back where you see the team of Electricity heading to their locker room, carrying their new titles with them.. As they arrive they are surprised to see Handy Man there waiting for them… He tells them to close the door, Andrew looks at Anthony and he shrugs his shoulders.. Andrew closes the door and the camera cuts back to our announcing team.. :~:
Miller: What was that about??
ODJ: I don’t know.. looks like Handy Man has some biz to take care of with Electricity..
:~:A cell phone rings… :~:
ODJ: Excuse me fellas that’s me… hello? Yeah this is him, hey Kylo what’s up..? Jail? What? You kidding me? Dude you got a match in less then two hours..! Mary? What about Mary… oh man.. where you at? Ok, relax I’m on my way.. *puts the cell away* Gentlemen you are going to have to forgive me, I have some business to take care off…
Paco: It’s Kylo in jail?? What did he do??
ODJ: Yeah he’s in jail, dumbass… don’t worry about what he did.. I’ll be back in a few.. don’t worry I’ll send someone to fill my space in the mean time..
Paco: *praying* not Smith, please not Smith, please not Smith..
ODJ: I know, I’ll send Mr. Smith…
3 Way Ladder Match
Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen our next bout is a 3 way dance ladder match for the ICWF’s Lightweight Championship of the World!!
:~:”What are you going to do?” By the Unseen begins o play and the crowd gives a mix reaction as Riot heads to the ring with Rude Grrrl…:~:
Styles: Introducing now the first challenger… he comes to us from Toronto, Ontario….
Crowd: CANADA!!!!
Styles: I got a catch phrase going, cool.. ahem.. he weights in at 220 pounds and stands at 6’0” tall.. here is Riot !!!
:~:He gets inside the ring as the fans cheer the hometown hero…. His music dies down and “Bad Seed” By Wayne Kramer begins to play as the crowd gives a mix reaction, mainly boos… :~:
Styles: and the second opponent, making his way to the ring from Des Moines, Iowa.. he weights in at 219 pounds and stands at 5’10” tall… here is ”The Bad Seed” Arryk Rage !!!
:~:He stops right in front of the ring and looks over at his brother… he is about to get in when “Blue” by Eiffel 65 begins to play. :~:
Styles: and their opponent, about to come down the ring from Homo.. err. Honolulu, Hawaii.. he weights in at 218 pounds and stands at 5’5” tall.. here is…. The current ICWF.. Lightweight Champion of the World!!!! ….. Jason Storm !!!
:~:Jason Storm rushes out and Arryk Rage decides to meet him half way.. both men start exchanging blows as Riot just looks on from the ring, laughing.. The bell rings. :~:
Miller: 3 way ladder match it’s on it’s way.. Hello Mr. Smith, it’s so nice to have you with us…
Mr. Smith: Why thank you Miller, I’m glad to be here… I enjoy your company..
Paco: *in girly voice* oh hi honey, I miss you.. oh I miss you too.. care to go under the announcing table and get dirty? Oh don’t mind if I do mister bend me over… *curses*
Miller & Mr. Smith: SHUT UP!!!
:~:Arryk Rage nails Storm with a knee to the gut taking control of the brawl.. Arryk grabs Storm by the head and rams his head up against the guard rail, again, again and 3 times a lady!! Storm drops to one knee and Arryk gives him a swift kick to the ribs.. Storm folds over in pain.. Riot mean while went to the outside, got a chair and now is seating down, enjoying the match.. Arryk picks up Storm and whips him hard to the ring! Storm hits and stumbles towards Arryk, Arryk hooks him and drops him with a snap suplex! Arryk stomps on Storm again and picks him up.. just as he is picking him up though, out of nowhere comes Riot flying with a cross body block! All 3 men go down but Riot is quickly to get up.. he is laughing hard as he picks up Arryk and then rams his face against the apron.. Riot goes inside the ring and grabs the chair he was sitting on and comes back out.. He measures Arryk and swings but Arryk ducks and Riot hits nothing but steel! Arryk pulls back on the head of Riot and drops him with a reverse DDT!! :~:
Miller: The Bad Seed is in total control of the match up!!
Smith: Yeah, Riot was better off seating in the ring, watching the match..
Paco:Riot is a warrior though, he might like to mess around.. but when it’s game time, he’s a player!
:~:Arryk Rage picks up Riot over his head and drops him chest first over the guard rail.. Arryk Rage looks under the ring and pulls out a golf club.. he swings at Riot but Jason Storm comes from behind and takes the club away! Storm swings but Arryk ducks and Riot comes out of nowhere and nails Storm with a huge clothesline!! Arryk Rage comes back up and Riot nails him right in the chin with a drop kick!!! Riot grabs the golf club and opens Storm’s legs up.. he takes a stand like Tiger Woods and swings the hell out of the club nailing Storm right on his jewels!! “OH!!!” is heard throughout the crowd as Storm folds in pain just like all the male fans watching this match, yes folks, that is very painful! Riot goes to do the same to Arryk but Arryk is up.. he goes to kick Riot in the mid section but Riot catches his foot, Arryk hops a bit and then delivers an Enziguri kick that flattens Riot!!:~:
Miller: No matter what Riot or Storm try to do, Arryk always has a counter… the former Lightweight Champion has these guy’s number so far..
Smith: I couldn’t agree more..
Paco: Hey jackasses, the match is far from over.. give Riot some time and I bet you he cleans Arryk’s fucked up clock up!
:~:Arryk Rage walks up the ramp and grabs the ladder, he’s going for the title! Both Riot and Storm are in serious pain still… Arryk folds the ladder up and slides it inside the ring.. Arryk jumps in the apron is about to get in but he is stopped by Riot! Riot gets between Arryk’s legs and slams him down to the floor with a Powerbomb like move!!! Riot walks over to Storm and picks him up in a gorilla press and then quickly drops him on top of Arryk!! Riot goes inside the ring and grabs the ladder.. he stands it up and then looks at the LW title hanging above.. he starts to climb as Arryk Rage shoves Storm out of the way and slowly makes his way up the ring.. Storm is still holding his jewels… Riot reaches the fourth rung of the ladder but doesn’t realize that Arryk is climbing the corner.. Riot reaches the second to last rung just as Arryk reaches the top turnbuckle.. Arryk Rage stands and then jumps off, nailing Riot in the back with a drop kick that sends Riot flying off the ladder and into the ropes!!! :~:
Miller: What a move by the Bad Seed!!
Smith: Arryk Rage knew exactly what he had to do to stop Riot from getting that title and he did it!
Paco: Riot has been hung out to dry in the ropes, his mid section has to be hurting right now!
:~:Arryk Rage hops to his feet and sees Riot dangling in the ropes, he walks over and simply tosses Riot over the top in a Rumble type manner.. Arryk walks back to the ladder and stands it up.. he sees Storm getting up so he folds the ladder back up, walks over to where Storm is and throws him the ladder!!! A disturbing thud is heard as the ladder lands on Storms back, laying him out maybe for good! Arryk Rage climbs the corner, he looks down at Storm who has the ladder on top of him.. he points to him and the crowd cheers, Arryk Rage jumps off delivering a Shooting Star Press onto the ladder crushing Storm under it!! Arryk holds his chest as the move took something out of him too, the crowd shows it’s appreciation by chanting Arryk’s name.. Riot makes it to his feet and he looks inside the ring and sees nothing, he slides inside and tries to make it to his feet.. Arryk stands up and slides the ladder back inside… Arryk sees Riot there and jumps on the apron.. He weights for Riot to be vertical and when he is Arryk Rage launches himself over the ropes, going for a cross body block but Riot sees it in time and turns it into a Power slam onto the ladder!!!:~:
Miller: What a reversal!!!
Smith: Riot caught him in mid air and slammed him hard against the ladder, which is just as banged up as these guys are!!
Paco: This match is great, the boiler room match was good but this one is better… use another ladder!!!
:~:Riot ignores Paco’s plead as he just picks up the ladder and stands it up… Riot starts to climb it again.. Jason Storm again tries to make it to his feet, something he has been trying to do the whole match… he sees Riot almost up and jumps on the apron.. the fans boo and the camera pans towards the entrance where we see the team of “Looks 2 Kill” coming down, bandaged up and all.. Stromen pulls Storm back down and both men start to pound on Storm!! Alec hooks Storm for a Powerbomb, he brings him up and when he does Stromen grabs Jason by the neck and together they drive him hard to the mat with their finisher, a Powerbomb/Neckbreaker combo! The crowd boos loudly!!:~:
Miller: What’s the meaning of this? Why is Looks 2 Kill attacking Storm!!?
Smith: I don’t know but they might have just helped Riot win the title.. Arryk has just started to climb the ladder but Riot is almost at the top!!
Paco: Looks 2 Kill are crazy, they just got their asses kicked by Electricity and they have the nerve to come back out? Dumb, dumb, dumb!!
:~:L2K apparently is not done as they jump inside the ring behind Riot.. They yank him off the ladder tossing him to the outside!! The crowd continues to boo loudly as L2K appears please as they look down at the broken down body of Riot.. Arryk Rage reaches the last rung of the ladder, he reaches for the title and gets it!!! The bell rings!:~:
Miller: Arryk regains the World Lightweight Title!!
Smith: Yeah but with the thanks of L2K!!! What gives!!?
Paco: I don’t know but did you see how they just yanked Riot of the ladder and tossed him to the outside!? Man that was a nasty fall!!
Styles: Here is your winner… and the NEW! ICWF Lightweight Champion of the World…..”THE BAD SEED” ARRYK RAGE !!!
:~:Arryk Rage stands on top of the ladder raising the belt high while L2K points at him.. the crowd boos loudly still… eventually they leave to the back as the announcing crew appears before us.. :~:
Miller: Well we have another new champion, this time that title changes hands but the story here is, how it happened..
Smith: Yeah, I just don’t get what the connection between Looks 2 Kill and Arryk Rage is…
Paco: Well I’m sure that in due time we will find out… hey, we have some footage to show our fans.. let’s take a look…
:~:The scene cuts to the parking lot area where you see a Hummer like Limo pulling up.. it comes to a full stop and the driver gets out and goes to open the door.. ODJ steps out followed by Kylo… Kylo thanks ODJ for bailing him out and promises to give him some of his best Chiva.. ODJ nods and they part ways… Kylo heads to his locker room, he arrives there and sees an envelope. He tears it open, and inside it reads: "A Free Holiday feast, Courtesy Of The ICWF. Come to the Dining Area B, all wrestlers are welcomed!" Kylo's mouth starts watering, and his belly starts grumbling, jail must have not been good to him.. He immediately takes off to get his food. He finally comes to the room, Dining Room B. he makes sure that he is in the right place by checking his envelope, and then he goes inside the dining room. There is a huge table at the back of the room, nicely decorated with beautiful china, and a very lovely holiday table cloth. There is a large Turkey, a huge bowl of stuffing, plates filled with cranberry sauce, and apple pies. Also, there is a large punchbowl, filled with red punch. Kylo starts rubbing his hands together but it’s a bit surprise that no one else is there.. he shrugs it off and is about to start digging in, when suddenly, the door slams behind him. He quickly spins around, and tries to get out, but the door has been locked from the outside. Kylo starts yelling, cursing, and banging on the door. He then turns around to find another way out, and as he does, you see a huge silver platter hit him across the face!! Kylo drops to the floor, and there is Titan 3, dressed up like a chef, and he starts kicking the hell out of Kylo!!!! Titan drags Kylo over to the table and lifts him up. He punches him in the face a couple of times, and then rams his face into the side of the table. Titan picks up the large turkey, and slams it over Kylo's head!! He then takes the punchbowl, and dumps all of the punch onto him. Titan then gets on top of Kylo, and starts punching away. He then lifts him up, and bulldogs him through the table!!! Sending dishes and silverware flying everywhere. Titan then picks up a wooden chair, and breaks it across Kylo's back. Kylo just lays there, half unconscious, and Titan laughs. He then leaves the room, saying "Merry Christmas, B*tch"!! The camera cuts back to the arena where the fans are silent and the commentators are shocked..:~:
Miller: Titan 3 has struck again!! This time he took out Kylo!!
Smith: Yeah! And he did it right before Kylo’s match! Will he be able to go now? Man Titan 3 is ruining the pay per view!!
Paco: Hey all the man is doing is getting some revenge for what happened last week… hey I love Kylo as much as the next hardcore fan.. but payback is payback.. and it’s a bitch….!
Miller: You have a point there… well folks it’s time for our next bout, ODJ is not back yet so I guess you’ll be sticking around eh Smith?
ODJ: Without a doubt Miller..
Paco: Oh great…
Miller: The following match is for the IC title.. and believe it or not, that is not the story in this match up.. the story is the one of TLS.. of how he was falsely accused of killing his parents, and about that tragic ending.. did you guys see what took place??
Smith: I am telling you now, never in my life had I seen something like that.. Punisher, a.k.a. Jake.. was paid handsomely to take out his best friend, but he couldn’t do it.. and he lost his life for it…
Paco: Yeah, TLS didn’t do it, it was his greedy ass half brother… to be honest with you guys, I’m glad it’s all over…
Miller: I bet you I know someone who is more glad then you are that is over.. Jones…
Smith: Yeah, the man was a nervous wreck.. he has taking some time off to gather himself…
Paco: Yeah right, knowing him he’s taking this time off to write that stupid book of his… I bet you he thinks he’s going to make millions..
Miller: He might, it’s a good story…
Smith: Yeah it is, it has the action, intrigue and drama.. with a wrestling twist..
Paco: We’ll see what happens…
Lumberjack Fox Trap match
Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time for us to crown a brand new Intercontinental Champion!!! *crowd cheers* the following match is scheduled for no falls and it’s a Foxx Trap, lumberjack match!! The rules of this one are as follows, in order to win this match you must handcuff your opponent to whatever, the cell, the ropes, the ring post, whatever.. Once you do that you must pound and pound on your opponent until you make him submit! Now, for the participants..
:~:The lights dim down and the sound of Tibetan Monks chanting starts to fill the arena as TLS appears at the entrance way. The crowd is silent, as he makes his way down the aisle and into the ring. He pulls out a mic and begins to speak. :~:
TLS: I pray for the soul of Jake Steel. May he rest in peace….
:~:TLS looks as if he's gonna get on his knees to pray... but Kidd Foxx comes running out and interrupts him :~:
Styles: Introducing first, oh shit!!!!!
:~:Kidd Foxx slides under the bottom rope taking Joey down, Kidd Foxx makes it to his feet and starts to exchange blows with TLS.. :~:
Miller: Man Joey couldn’t get the intros done!!
Smith: he sure couldn’t.. Kidd Foxx doesn’t care about all of this crap that has happened to TLS.. all he cares about is the title?
Paco: Well that is what’s all about! The ICWF Gold Smith, f’k everything else!
:~:Kidd Foxx and TLS continue to exchange blows until the ref gets between them.. then let’s them go.. Kidd Foxx charges at TLS but TLS gives him a kick to the gut and drops him with a hip toss. TLS looks to the outside, to all the men waiting to kick some ass.. TLS picks up Kidd Foxx and scoops him up for a body slam.. but instead of dropping him to the mat he tosses him to the outside!! The lumberjacks quickly start to beat the crap out of Foxx! Punching, kicking him and who knows what else.. Kidd Foxx some how manages to get back in the ring where TLS picks him up, hooks him and drops him with a suplex! TLS bounces himself off the ropes and drops a leg across the neck of Kidd Foxx.. TLS asks for hand cuffs and the ref gives him a pair.. TLS drags Kidd Foxx to a corner and begins to put on the hand cuffs on Kidd Foxx but he gives TLS a thumb to the eye blinding TLS momentarily.. Kidd Foxx trips TLS buying some time to recoup… :~:
Miller: Can you believe the stips of this match? You literally have to beat your opponent into submission!!
Smith: That’s the kind of match these two guys wanted, they are crazy!
Paco: No they are not, they have big balls that’s all…They are not afraid of anything…
:~:Kidd Foxx pulls himself up and waits for TLS to get up, when TLS does Kidd Foxx drops him back down with a spinning heel kick! Kidd Foxx makes it to his feet and stomps some on TLS.. he then picks him up and hooks him for a suplex near the ropes, he delivers it sending TLS to the outside where the lumberjacks are on him like flies to shit!! Kidd Foxx smiles and goes to the section where there are no lumberjacks.. he gets a chair and quickly gets back in the ring as some lumber jacks where rushing over to beat him down. The lumberjacks after pounding heavily on TLS toss him back in the ring.. Kidd Foxx drags TLS to the middle of the ring and puts the chair on his face, he then bounces himself off the ropes and drops an elbow onto the chair crushing TLS’s face under it!! :~:
Miller: Kidd Foxx took a risk when he went outside to get the chair…
Smith: Yeah, but it was worth it.. he has TLS down right now.
Paco:but not for long, TLS is one though S.O.B. he’s not 4-0 for nothing..
:~:Kidd Foxx picks up TLS, he turns him around and applies a sleeper momentarily before dropping him with the Kidd Factor!! TLS is out and Kidd Foxx walks over to the corner and gets the hand cuffs.. he puts it on TLS’s left arm and then drags him to the corner… Kidd Foxx tries to hand cuff him but TLS fights him.. Kidd Foxx pummels some on TLS and then tries again but to no avail.. Kidd Foxx upset picks up TLS and nails some knife edge chops to the chest of TLS.. Kidd Foxx whips TLS to the opposite corner, TLS hits and Kidd Foxx charges at him.. TLS comes out of the corner though and back body drops Kidd Foxx over the corner and onto the outside! A few “OH!” are heard.. TLS looks down at Kidd Foxx who is being stomped on by a few lumberjacks.. TLS jumps on the top turnbuckle and then jumps down nailing Kidd Foxx, and about four lumberjacks with a cross body block! :~:
Miller: The fight has broken to the outside of the ring, this can’t be good!
Smith: Yeah but remember, when both wrestlers are out there.. the Lumberjacks must back off…
Paco:nah see that’s dumb, they should void that rule and let everyone fight.. we would have a big ass brawl!!
:~:TLS picks up Kidd Foxx only to ram his face against the steel post.. Kidd Foxx drops to one knee and TLS gives him a hard kick on the ribs.. TLS looks under the ring and pulls out a table.. he sets it up.. and then picks up Kidd Foxx who nails him with a low blow!! TLS drops to his knees holding his jewels. Kidd Foxx grabs TLS and hooks him for a Powerbomb.. TLS however is able to block it and deliver a back body drop, no.. TLS hangs on to Kidd Foxx’s legs and drops to a seat down position ramming Kidd Foxx’s head onto the floor!! “OH” Is heard throughout the arena as the fans witness a killer move… TLS makes it to his feet and picks up Kidd Foxx, he lays him on the table and then jumps back up on the apron.. he climbs the corner, he looks down at D2 X2… and delivers a Frogsplash!! They go through the table!! :~:
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!!
Miller: TLS is not holding anything back on this match!!
Smith: at first TLS seemed out of sink and maybe because of what happened between him and Jake, but now he looks like he is back on track!
Paco: Yeah, he looks angry now.. and it’s like you said, the current events have taking a huge toll on TLS.. now he looks like as if he’s taking his anger out on Kidd Foxx…
:~:TLS makes to his feet, a bit wobbly.. he asks for some hand cuffs and the ref tosses him another pair.. he puts it on Kidd Foxx’s right arm and then drags him to the cage.. but much like TLS did before, Kidd Foxx fights him off.. TLS knowing he must do more damage picks up Kidd Foxx and whips him towards the cage.. Kidd Foxx somehow reverses it and TLS crashes on the cage.. He stumbles towards Kidd Foxx who jumps on his shoulders and drops him with a Hurricanrana!! Kidd Foxx apparently has shaken off the effects of the Frogsplash.. he picks up TLS and is able to handcuff him to the cage!! Kidd Foxx asks for another pair, and the ref, who appears to be pulling them out of his ass, tosses him another.. Kidd Foxx puts it on TLS’s other arm and then hooks him to the cage!!:~:
Miller: Kidd Foxx has TLS handcuff by both arms now! All he has to do now is beat TLS into submission!
Smith: This one is about to get really ugly Miller, I suggest the kiddies watching at home cover their eyes!
Paco: Glad I ain’t a kid, I love this shit!
:~:Kidd Foxx jumps in the ring and the lumberjacks start to take their shots at TLS.. TLS tries to fight them off with kicks but they are just too many.. Kidd Foxx grabs the chair from before and comes back out.. The lumberjacks step aside and Kidd Foxx stands in front of TLS with the chair.. Kidd Foxx winds back and nails the crap out of TLS!! “OH!” Is heard from the crowd.. Kidd Foxx swings and nails TLS again on the head! The kid starts to yell to TLS to give it up, but TLS doesn’t respond.. Kidd Foxx nails TLS a few times in the ribs with the chair while still shouting.. all of the sudden TLS starts to laugh… :~:
Miller: He’s laughing!? He’s getting beat like a pinata and he’s laughing??
Smith: The man is sick, sick I tell ya!!
Paco: he ain’t sick man, he’s f’n hardcore!! I’m starting to like TLS more and more…
:~:Kidd Foxx is a bit puzzled and then gets pissed off as TLS just won’t stop laughing.. Kidd Foxx winds back again but TLS somehow is able to pull himself up and nails Kidd Foxx in the mouth with a mule kick! Kidd Foxx stumbles backwards but charges at TLS again who again nails him with a mule kick.. Kidd Foxx goes down this time and TLS let’s out a scream in anger and begins to yank hard on the handcuffs.. he let’s out another scream and somehow breaks free!!! The crowd cheers loudly as TLS falls to his knees, blood flowing down his face.. the lumberjacks are a bit stunned and don’t know quite what to do.. Kidd Foxx makes it to his feet, bent chair in hand and swings at TLS one more time but TLS ducks the attack this time.. Kidd Foxx hits the cage and drops the chair, TLS turns him around, gives him a kick to the gut, hooks him and drops him with the Soulbuster!! :~:
Miller: My God!! TLS is superhuman!!!
Smith: I can’t believe he broke out of the handcuffs, that’s amazing..!!
Paco: No, that’s f’n hardcore.. I keep trying to tell you guys but you just won’t listen to me! That’s what being hardcore is all aboot…
Miller: Aboot? Hehehe..
Paco: What? What? What are you laughing aboot?
:~:Miller and Smith continue to snicker as TLS picks up Kidd Foxx and handcuffs one of his arms to the cage.. TLS asks for more handcuffs and the ref tosses him another pair, TLS asks for two more and the ref tosses him some more… TLS not only hand cuffs the other arm but the legs as well.. TLS wipes some of the blood of his face and gets a sadistic smile on.. he looks under the ring and pulls out a bat.. but not just a bat.. a spiked barbwired bat… TLS without thinking twice about it he starts to beat Kidd Foxx with it!! on the ribs, on the legs, on the head everywhere he can ripping through some of the clothes of the kid as well as his flesh.. TLS winds big one last time and nails Kidd Foxx right in the head breaking the bat in half!! Kidd Foxx is a bloody mess and is motioning with his hand, like if he is tapping.. the ref sees it and immediately calls for the bell… TLS is not done as he looks under the and pulls out a blow torch!!! The bell rings and the ref goes to the outside and tells TLS not to do it!! TLS turns the torch on and is trying to burn Kidd Foxx up but the refs tells him to back off!! :~:
Miller: TLS has won the match but he’s not done!!
Smith: He wants to BBQ Kidd Foxx!!
Paco: Alright, I’m kind of hungry! Err, not that I would eat a human or anything.. I was just saying that cuz you said BBQ and well, you know.. it’s like.. nevermind..
:~:Miller and Smith look at Paco like he’s one sick fuck, which he is… but that’s not the point.. TLS finally comes to his senses and just drops the torch and gets back in the ring.. Kidd Foxx gets the cuffs taken off and some of the lumberjacks take him to the back as the cell is brought up… TLS gets handed his new title, making it official… he climbs the corner and raises it high in the air, the crowd cheers him loudly! :~:
Styles: Here is your winner……….. and the NEW! ICWF Intercontinental Champion….. THE LOST SOUL !!!
:~:The crowd continues to cheer as TLS looks at his title and then points to the ceiling.. signaling for Jake.. he puts the title over his shoulder and leaves the ring… :~:
Miller: Well a very emotional time for TLS but he has managed to win his second title ever here in the ICWF…
Smith: Yeah, and he deserves it.. the man is undefeated for the first time ever in the ICWF… and he now has a title to show for it..
Paco: He has his first opponent already lined up too, remember this past Tuesday Kingpin won a mini tournament to earn a shot at the IC title.. should be something else..
Miller: Yeah, Kingpin is also undefeated with a pretty good winning streak..
Smith: Kingpin has elevated his game, and now as a member of Explicit Content.. he might just be a force to reckon with.. not to take anything away from TLS.. the man is a loner, has been all his career, but he is still very dangerous.. as we saw here tonight..
Paco: Hey guys! Burner is trying to get an interview with Dean and Titan 3.. let’s check it out…!
:~:The camera cuts to the back where you see Titan 3 and Dean getting inside a very big, and luxurious Limo.. Burner, still wearing his 60’s gear with a bow tie on.. rushes over, he is able to reach Dean in time.. he bends over though, trying to breath and regain his composure… when he does he speaks… :~:
Burner: *panting* man, I need to quit smoking that stuff.. *cough* *cough* Yeah right… Dean, sorry man, can I get a word with you.. why have you come back to the ICWF? Why did you help Titan 3? Explain to us what’s going on? Where are you going??
Dean: Woah, woah sucka.. slow down.. Look I got no time to explain why this and why that… Tune in to the next Friday Night Heat and I will let the world know just exactly why, the ICON of the ICWF has decided to return.. as far as where I am going.. I am going to celebrate sucka.. Dean is back home, where he belongs, where he rules.. and because of that I gots to celebrate.. now can you dig it???
Burner: Oh hell yeah, I can… so uh, hmm, can I come??
Dean: Yeah sure Bro, you can come hang with the Living Legends.. go get your stuff and we can roll…
Burner: Far out dude I’ll be right back.. Miller dude and Paco dude, back to you dudes…
:~:Burner rushes off as Dean shakes his head and begins to laugh.. he gets inside the Limo and it drives away.. the camera cuts to Miller and Paco.. :~:
Miller: Well I guess we’re going to have to wait to get some answers from Dean…
Smith: Yeah, I really want to know why he would go against Kylo, I mean Kylo was his protégé back in the House of Pain days.. I just don’t get it..
Paco: I do get one thing, Burner you are an idiot! Dean left him, HAHAHAHA! Like Dean will let a sucka like Burner hang wit him..
Miller: True indeed.. well folks so far tonight, we have had all new champions.. brand new Tag and Intercontinental Champions and the LW title changed hands as Arryk Rage defeated Riot and Jason Storm. Right now it’s time to crown another brand new champion as….
:~:Miller gets cut off as “Hate Me Now” By NAS begins to play and the crowd goes wild… ODJ walks down to the ring, carrying his holiday sack.. He gets inside the ring and asks for a mic.. he gets one and waits for the crowd to quiet down as he puts down his sack.. his music dies down and he speaks.. :~:
ODJ: WAAAAAAAH SAAAAAAAH!!!!
:~:the crowd responds with: *WAAAAAAAH SAAAAAAAAAAH* you see Paco in the announcer booth: “WAAAAAAAH SAAAAAAAAAH” the sound technician guy: “WAAAAAH SAAAAAH” The hot dog vendor: “WAAAAAAAAAH SAAAAAAHEY!” The taco vendor: “QUE PAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAAAAAAAAAH” The Chinese food (that’s really puppies and kitties) vendor: “WAAAAAAAAAH SAAAAAAAAAAHBI” the camera man cuts back to ODJ.. :~:
ODJ: AAAAHHH!! Hehe, As you all know by now ODJ has a little surprise for you all.. and I’m sure you thought it was Titan 3 earning a title shot at the title of his choosing.. but that was not it… I’m sure some of you thought it was Dean making his return to the ICWF.. but suckas, that was not it either… I’m sure you all thought it was me bailing Kylo out of jail just because he pissed on some British soldier.. BUT that’s not it either.. so what’s really the surprise? The surprise is.. there will NOT be a Chicago street fight tonight…*the crowd boos loudly* I know, I know.. I hate it too.. Paco, sorry “mon” You see here is the reason.. You have the ICWF World Title.. and the ICWF Hardcore Title.. the number one and two belts in the fed respectively. Now we have Handy Man and Johnny Hunter fighting for the second best title.. two individuals whom, I might not get along with but who are two of the hardest and best workers in the ICWF if not the best two… then you have William Haynes and Rage fighting for the number one title but both of those guys suck major… ASS.. I mean Rage keeps getting sent to jail while William Haynes keeps trying to go out with Christina Aguilera not realizing that she’s still 17.. she is still a child you f’n perv!!!! So here I was, seating down thinking to myself.. I have the two best guys going at it for the second best title and two guys who earned their shot but don’t really deserve it fighting for the number one title.. it just wasn’t right… it didn’t seem right… it didn’t seem…. “fair” Uh-oh.. there is that word again.. so I had to find a way to make it all fair.. so then it hit me.. I was out of weed!! NO!! So I went to the store, got me some fine Maui Waui and started thinking again.. then it hit me.. I was out of papers!! Damn it to hell.. so I got me some papers.. then it hit me, I was out of matches! No, just f’n with y’all, I had matches.. hehe… so I got me the smokin’ and that helped me think of a solution.. and finally it hit me!! A FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH!!!! *crowd gives a mix reaction, half stoned, err, stunned and half exited* That’s right, Rage, Haynes, Hunter and the Handicapper are going to fight, in this very ring.. here in TORONTO ONTARIO CANADA!! *cheap pop* for the hardcore and WORLD Title!!! *more cheers* How is it going to work? Well the man who gets the first pin will win the World Title and the man who gets the second pin will win the Hardcore Title… so having said all of this, enjoy the rest of the f’n show!! Oh.. one last minor thing.. the match, it’s a hardcore rules anything goes! Ta-ta!!
:~:The crowd is cheering loudly and a “ODJ” Chant gets started as the Owner has shocked the world… He takes a seat next to Paco and Miller who are both stunned and drunk.. I’m sure you can figure who is what… :~:
Miller: A fatal four way? Sir have you gone nuts.?
Special Feature: Table for two Match
:~:The Insane-A-Tron comes on and it shows us clips of when Electricity made their first appearance in the ICWF... and how they are attacked not once but twice by the Party Animals.. We see the singles matches both teams had and how Electricity swept that series.. the clips continue as we see Electricity defeating Looks 2 Kill to become the official number one contender's.. the following week Looks 2 Kill defeats Extreme Inc. to gain a shot at the World Title as we see ODJ stripping the Party Animals of the titles... thus setting up our next match.. the Insane-A-Tron goes black and the camera cuts to Joey...:~:
:~:Paco curses as ODJ leaves, carrying his holiday sack with him… He disappears behind the curtain and a few minutes later Mr. Smith comes down the ramp… the Insane-A-Tron comes out and it shows us the long lasting feud between Arryk Rage and Jason Storm.. We are shown Insane Rumble 00 where Arryk Rage stole Storm’s title.. we then are shown the different battles they have had over the last few weeks and how Riot gets involved in the whole Malay.. the Insane-A-Tron fades to black and the camera focuses above the ring where you see the World Lightweight Title hanging.. the camera pans down, and we see Joey in the ring ready to announce the next match..:~:
:~:The Insane-A-Tron comes on once again and it shows us the brackets for the Intercontinental Title Tournament… It shows Kidd Foxx getting his two wins as well as The Lost Soul’s two matches… The screen splits into two as we see them both being raised their hand in victory, the IC title is between them… the camera cuts away from that and focuses on the ring as you see the steel cell coming down… You also see 20 lumberjacks, all wrestlers from the ICWF.. heading down.. Once the cell is in place and the 20 lumberjacks are in… Joey speaks…:~: