Miller: Ladies and gentlemen it’s time to Survive!! Welcome to Ultimate Survivor II!!! Tonight a brand new champion will be crowned, will it be Milo? Killa Kali? Mozz? Titan 3? Steel? El Linchador? Who knows but in due time we will find out. Hello fans I’m Genuine Miller and along side with me tonight, we have Paco, Newton and a man that I always enjoy working with, Mercer.
Mercer: Thank you Miller, the feeling is mutual. You mentioned some wrestlers that could win the title and the ring tonight. But frankly sir, It could be any of the 26 stars competing here tonight! This thing is wide open!
Paco: I have to agree with you bag of bones.. In last years Ultimate Survival, we had an idea of who would make it to the final battle and who might win it all.. but this year.. It could be anyone.. I mean for all we know, it could be our here Mozz as the new World Champion of the ICWF!
Newton: That would be a dream come true for me Paco, but Mozz just like the other 25 other superstars in this thing, have a huge mountain to climb!!
Miller: The only thing that we do know is that a new champion will be crown tonight. So what do you say if we let the surviving begin!?
Mercer: Sounds great to me!
Paco: Let’s do it, I’m ready! [holds up two bottles of tequila.
Newton: Rosita, get this party started!
Rosita : Gals and Guys it’s time for the surviving to start! Who will advance? Who will go home? Who will indeed survive?! Let us find out now as we meet the first team!!
^\/^The crowd looks at the entrance way and then “I Disappear” By Metallica plays and the crowd cheers loudly. Pitbull comes out being followed by Curt Canon and El Linchador. ^\/^
Rosita: Introducing the first team, from Tafton, Pennsylvania here is the Lightweight Champion Curt Canon! From La Coruna, Spain.. here is El Linchador! and the team leader, he comes to us from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.… here is… Pitbull!!!
^\/^They all get inside the ring and appear to be talking a strategy.. as they do this “Hispanic Causin’ Panic” By Kid Frost plays loudly and the crowd immediately boos. Jake Navaja comes out to the ring shaking his head very upset. Behind him you see Refused and Cody Bryant. ^\/^
Rosita: and their opponents.. the team of the “Alliance” First, from Phoenix, Arizona.. here is.. Cody Bryant! From London, Ontario Canada… here is Refused! And the team leader, he comes to us from El Salvador, Central America.. Here is… “The Hispanic Causin’ Panic” Jake Navaja !!!
^\/^ The crowd boos yet again at the sound of his name. They all get in and stare down their opponents.. Jake goes to the corner, climbs to the second rope and pulls out.. David!! He raises him high in the air and the crowd cheers the most lovable teddy bear ever in the history of the ICWF. Jake gets down and Curt Canon goes after him but he’s caught off by Cody Bryant who drops him with a clothesline! The bell rings as El Linchador, Pitbull and Refused go to their corners.. Jake is on the outside looking with a very upset look. ^\/^
Miller: Well here we go, US2 is underway with a match that is very hard to predict.
Mercer: You are right my lad, this two teams are match up evenly if you ask me. What about the young Jake there? He doesn’t look happy at all…
Paco: Would you be if your so call partners disappeared on you? I mean I don’t understand how Pitbull is all cool calm and collect over there.
Newton: 1-800-Collect, the cool, calm and collect way to call collect! Hahaha! That was funny, Hahaha! I should take Edward Earls Jones’ place. What? It was funny! What?
^\/^ They all look at him funny and in unison call him an “Idiot”. In the ring Cody whips Canon to the ropes, Canon bounces off and Cody drops him with a clothesline. Cody picks him up really quick and whips him to the corner, Canon reverses it though and whips Cody towards the opposite corner where Pitbull and El are. Canon charges at him and goes for a huge splash but Cody gets out of the way and Canon hits nothing but turnbuckle. Pitbull tags himself in and as Cody turns around, Pitbull runs him over with a clothesline of his own. Pitbull picks up Cody now and whips him to the ropes, Cody bounces off and Pitbull sends him flying with a back body drop. The crowd cheers slightly and Pitbull quickly picks Cody back up, he grabs him by his leg, hooks it, picks him up and drops him with a devastating Kneebreaker! Pitbull quickly grabs the same leg, hooks it, flips Cody over and applies an Elevated Half Boston Crab! The crowd cheers him on as he has his trademark on Cody, Jake and Refused come in and try to break the hold but they get cut off by El Linchador and Curt Canon. El Linchador tosses Refused to the outside and Canon and Jake brawl, on the outside. The ref asks Cody if he gives it up and he taps the mat, the ref calls for the bell! ^\/^
Miller: And the first one bites the dust!!
Mercer: I always knew that Cody Bryant fellow was not a survivor. He looked awful in his debut match against Booch Freeman.
Paco: Yeah, and you know what they say if you lose to Booch Freeman..
Newton : Yup, you become the biggest loser in the history of wrestling.. yup even bigger than the all might “Han Zo Mon” No one should lose to Booch, ever.
^\/^ El Linchador picks up Refused and tosses him inside the ring. Pitbull picks him up and whips him to the ropes, Refused bounces off and Pitbull drops him with a clothesline, no, Refused ducks, bounces off the other side and nails Pitbull with a drop kick right to the kisser. El Linchador makes it to his corner and asks for a tag. The ref that is on the outside finally breaks Canon and Jake apart and they go to their corners again. Refused makes the tag to Jake and Pitbull makes the tag to El Linchador. Jake and El begin exchanging blows and El wins the battle momentarily. El whips Jake to the ropes, Jake hits but holds to the ropes. El Linchador charges at Jake but Jake stops him with a kick to the face.. El Linchador stumbles a bit and then Jake jumps on his shoulders and delivers a Hurricanrana to the outside! The crowd boos loudly. Jake doesn’t care as he just picks El Linchador back up on the outside and tosses him inside the ring.. Jake then whips El Linchador to his corner and El Linchador hits hard. Jake takes a running start and nails El Linchador in the mid section with a shoulder tackle! Jake then nails Canon and Pitbull with right hands, knocking both of them off the apron.. Jake then grabs El Linchador but El Linchador gives him a hard right hand. El Linchador whips Jake to the ropes, reversal by Jake though and El Linchador bounces off the ropes. Jake gives him a kick to the gut, he then picks him up and drops him with the Jackknife driver! Jake makes the pin, one! Two! Canon gets in but he’s too late, three! The ref calls for the bell! ^\/^
Miller: and there goes another one! The series is tied 2-2 again!
Mercer: Yeah, I can’t believe how quickly these folks are being eliminated.
Paco: They are dropping like flies Newton, they are dropping like flies!
Newton : It just shows you one thing. Some wrestlers came to fight, while others just came to get their asses kicked!
^\/^ Canon is pounding and pounding on Jake and then picks him up, he hooks him for a suplex and connects. Canon then walks over to where David is, he grabs him and raises it high in the air. The crowd cheers loudly but then boo as Jake hits Canon from behind, dropping him and David. Jake makes a tag to Refused and he comes in. He picks up Canon and applies a headlock. On the corner Jake grabs David and appears to… be talking to him? Oh boy… Canon pushes Refused to the ropes and Refused bounces off, Canon jumps up on the air and goes for a Hurricanrana but Refused blocks it and delivers a Powerbomb instead! Refused goes for the pin but only gets two. He picks up Canon again and hooks him with another headlock. Canon this time wraps his arms around Refused and drops him with a side suplex. Canon is close to his corner so he reaches for Pitbull and makes the tag! The crowd cheers as Pitbull comes in, he picks up Refused only to drop him with a body slam. Jake comes in and he suffers the same fate. Refused pops back up and Pitbull runs him over with a clothesline. Jake pulls himself up using the ropes, he turns to face Pitbull and Pitbull sends him over the top with a clothesline! Refused makes it to his feet again and Pitbull is right back on him, he picks him up into a fireman’s carry and then delivers the Pitfall!! Pitbull hooks the leg for the pin, one! Two! Three! Refused has been eliminated! ^\/^
Miller: Pitbull is on fire! This man came ready for war gentlemen!
Mercer: He sure did, he’s pulling the weight of his team, he is definitely looking like a survivor!
Paco: Hell yeah, and Refused just got refused a chance at some gold!
Newton: Hehe, good one Paco! Not!
^\/^ Paco smacks him upside the head and Newton just sobs. Canon and Pitbull are standing side by side as Jake gets in the ring and looks around, he has no one left! He grabs David and points to him and David, saying “there’s two of us left still.” Pitbull and Canon laugh and then Canon charges at Jake. Jake tosses David to the side and then gets nailed with a right hand that sends him stumbling to the corner. Canon walks over and hooks Jake for a DDT, he then climbs to the second rope and goes for a Tornado DDT but at the last second Jake pushes him off, causing Canon to fall flat on his stomach. Jake walks over to the corner and picks up David, he sets him on the top turnbuckle and then walks over to Canon. He picks him up and whips him to the ropes, Canon bounces off and Jake drops him with a spinning heel kick! Canon is down for the count and Jake makes the pin. One! Two! Pitbull breaks it. Jake makes it to his feet and picks up Canon, he whips him towards the corner where David is but Canon is able to put the breaks seconds before he crashes onto David. Canon grabs David and gives him a hug, but then, starts to hit himself with it!! Canon starts yelling at David but can’t seem to stop getting hit by the teddy bear! Ok weird stuff eh? Canon finally drops David and is all dazed and Confused, Jake waits for him like a predator waits for its prey.. Canon turns around and Jake rolls him up in a small package! The ref makes the count! One! Two! Pitbull gets in but it’s too late! Three!! Bell rings!. ^\/^
Miller: What the!? Is Canon retarded!?
Mercer: Yes he must be what kind of idiot hits himself with a teddy bear until he’s dizzy?
Paco: Don’t you two morons get it!? Canon wasn’t hitting himself with David, David was hitting him!! David was POUNDING Canon!!
Miller & Mercer: What!?
Newton : Paco, are you saying that David TURNED on Canon!?
^\/^ Paco doesn’t answer as the match continues with only two wrestlers left, Pitbull and Jake Navaja. Pitbull is pounding Jake right now though on the mat with right hands. Pitbull picks up Jake and hooks him for a suplex, he gets him up but then walks over to the ropes and drops Jake on them! Pitbull then takes a few steps back, takes a running start and nails Jake with a knee lift, sending him flying to the outside! Jake falls flat on his back and Pitbull goes after him, he picks him up and throws him against the steel steps. Jake hits hard and Pitbull doesn’t let up, he picks him back up and tosses him inside the ring. Pitbull gets back in the ring and then picks up Jake Navaja, he picks him all the way up with a gorilla press. He does a few push ups and then drops Jake flat on his back again! Jake holds his back in pain as he rolls around in the ring. Pitbull goes for a pin and the ref counts. One! Two! Kick out!! Pitbull tells the crowd is over and he grabs Jake’s leg, he hooks him, turns him around and applies his trademark Half Boston Crab again!! The crowd is on their feet sensing that the ending is near. The ref is on Jake’s face asking him if he gives it up. Jake shakes his head no and tries to reach for the ropes.. but they are not at arm’s reach. ^\/^
Miller: Pitbull is really taking it to Jake guys.. but Paco, I can’t believe you would make such a stupid comment. David turning on Canon? Ha!
Mercer: Yeah, you have cross the line on that one Mr. Perez. David is not real, he doesn’t exist.. he is just a teddy bear mate!
Paco: He does exist! In the hearts and minds of millions and millions of children across the world! I believe in David, I know he exists and that he is well and alive.. He is a cute little one, a lovable little one… and
Newton : and that cute little lovable one just turned on Canon!
Paco: Exactly!
^\/^ Miller and Mercer shake their head and ignore them for the rest of the match. Back to the ring where Jake appears almost out from the painful hold. He keeps trying to reach as the ref keeps getting on his face about giving up.. Jake makes one last effort as Pitbull fights to keep the hold on.. no chance, Jake is able to reach and gets a hold of the bottom rope! The ref tells Pitbull to break it and relentlessly, he does. Pitbull goes right back to work on Jake though as he picks him up, he hooks him for a Kneebreaker but Hake is able to prevent the attack with a thumb to the eye. Jake hops around and reaches the ropes.. Pitbull gets his sight back and charges at Jake, just as Pitbull is about to hit Jake, Jake drops pulling the top rope down with him. Pitbull goes over and lands awkwardly on the outside! The ref begins the ten count as Jake tries to regroup… Pitbull isn’t moving a muscle so the ref goes to the outside and checks on him.. Jake pulls himself up using the ropes and looks on.. Pitbull is ok and the ref gets back in.. He begins the ten count again but Jake shoves him out of the way, Pitbull makes it to his feet and Jake jumps over the ropes and connects with a plancha! ^\/^
Miller: Well Pitbull was dominating, but Jake has his cheating ways and was able to use them.
Mercer: Yes indeed, but you know he’s not 100% now.. That knee has to be bothering him now. Pitbull’s trademark is a very painful hold.
Newton: So Paco, why do you think David turned on Canon, any guesses?
Paco: It’s hard to say.. it could be anything you now? Maybe David got tired of carrying Canon on his back.. It’s obvious who the star of that team was..
^\/^ Jake picks up Pitbull and tosses him back in the ring. Jake goes inside and then picks up Pitbull again. He hooks him for a suplex, he connects with it. He goes for a quick pin but only gets two. Jake picks up Pitbull again, this time he hooks him between his legs and goes for a Piledriver! Pitbull blocks it though and back body drops Jake! Jake sits up holding his back. Pitbull bounces himself off the ropes and then nails Jake with a drop kick to the face! Pitbull goes for a pin of his own now, one! Two! Kick out. Pitbull jumps to his feet and tells the crowd is over.. they cheer loudly and he picks up Jake. He hooks him in a fireman’s carry but Jake wiggles out of it and falls behind Pitbull. He hooks him by the waist side but Pitbull tries to elbow Jake on the face, Jake ducks though and Pitbull swings around and is now face to face with Jake. Jake scoops him up this time and drops him with the Jackknife driver! The crowd boos loudly but Jake’s focus is on the corner. He climbs it, measures Pitbull and goes for his finisher, No Escape! [Five star Frogsplash] He hits it perfectly pan-caking Pitbull with all his weight. Jake hooks the leg for the pin, one! Two! Three! The bell rings and the crowd again boos as “Hispanic Causin’ Panic” Blasts out of the speakers. ^\/^
Miller: Jake did it! He survived!! He is going to the Ultimate Survival Match up!!
Mercer: Yes, that young lad becomes the first Survivor of the night!
Rosita: Here is your winner and SURVIVOR……..”The Hispanic Causin’ Panic” JAKE… NAVAJA!!!
^\/^ Jake crawls over to where David is and starts to do something to him.. he reaches into David’s little back pack and does something.. the camera can’t quite pick it up.. he then climbs the corner and raises David high again, David now has a black “HCP” mini T-shirt on and a black bandana on his head.. the crowd again, boos loudly! ^\/^
Paco: See! I told you! David turned on Canon! He has joined Jake Navaja!
Newton: Wow! This has got to be the biggest SWERVE in the history of the ICWF! I didn’t see this one coming.. nope, not at all!
^\/^ Miller and Mercer, better known as M&M shake their head… ^\/^
Miller: Can you believe these idiots? It’s just a teddy bear!!
Mercer: Actually I can.. Only two narrow minded uncivilized individuals could think of such ridiculous theory!
Paco: You two are just mad because you didn’t think of it yourself..
Newton: Yeah, you all need to stop hatin’ on the smarter brothas..
Miller: Smarter? Ha, that’s a good one isn’t it Mr. Mercer…
Mercer: Yes, very amusing indeed.. How about we go to our next bout instead?
Miller: Sounds like a great idea.. Rosita?
Paco: Dicks….
Newton: assholes…
Rosita: Nuts and Nunnettes, our second bout pins two teams who really, really, REALLY don’t have a thing in common.. let us meet the participants!
^\/^ “Louie, Louie” By Motorhead begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly as Mozz comes out with Ralphass. Behind them you see Pit Viper and Booch Freeman. ^\/^
Rosita: Introducing the first team. Making his way to the ring from Seattle, Washington… here is… Booch Freeman! His partner, she comes to us from Cincinnati, Ohio… here is Pit Viper!! And the team captain, he comes to us from Secaucus, New Jersey! Here is The Mozz!!!
^\/^ They all get inside and immediately start to argue. “Fuel” By Metallica blasts out and Tim Havock makes his way to the ring. ^\/^
Rosita: and introducing one of their opponents, he is making his way to the ring from Oregon City, Oregon.. here is… Tim Havock!!!
^\/^ He gets inside the ring and then “Black Hole Sun” By Soundgarden begins to play and the crowd boos loudly. Milo Decadent makes his way to the ring with Shane Skyler, his Stablemate. ^\/^
Rosita: and his tag team partners, introducing first from Calgary, Alberta Canada… Here is… Shane Skyler! And the leader of this group, he comes to us from London, England.. here is the current North American Champion… Milo Decadent!!!
^\/^ They get inside the ring and walk over to Tim Havock.. They talk a few things over and then it is agreed that Tim will start the match. For the other team, Booch starts the match much to the dislike of his partners.. They square off and the bell rings. ^\/^
Miller: Well we have another team that apparently doesn’t have it’s act together gentlemen.
Mercer: Yeah, Mozz, Booch and Pit Viper better get their act together or they will end up like Pitbull’s team, eliminated.
Paco: Yeah but see, MOZZ wasn’t on Pitbull’s team, that’s why they lost.
Newton: Amen to that, Mozz rules.
^\/^ Booch applies a headlock but Havock quickly pushes him to the ropes, Booch bounces off and Havock nails him with a flying back elbow. Havock quickly sits Booch up and applies a headlock. Booch quickly makes it to his feet, he elbows Havock on the gut and tries to break free. He elbows him again and manages to do so, no, Havock pulls him back in and takes him down with a headlock. Booch slaps the mat upset and then tries to get up once again, he does. Again elbows to the stomach, 3 this time and Havock lets him go. Booch bounces off the ropes only to get nailed with a drop kick! Havock goes for the pin but Booch kicks out after two. Havock picks him back up, he hooks him and nails him with an atomic drop! Booch stumbles to Havock’s corner and Milo nails him with a right hand, Skyler does too and Booch goes back to Havock who gives him a kick to the gut. Havock hooks him on the side and then drops him with a side Piledriver! Havock goes for the pin but Pit Viper gets in and breaks it. This brings Milo in and him and Pit Viper start to exchange blows. Viper clotheslines him over the top rope and Skyler gets in the ring as well. Pit Viper jumps on the top corner and then nails him by surprise with a missile drop kick! Skyler rolls to the outside and Pit Viper follows. Booch stands up and Mozz comes out of nowhere and nails him with a Super-kick! The move sends Booch onto Havock who hooks him and drops him with The Gringo Bomb!!! [STO] Havock hooks Booch’s leg for the pin and the ref counts, one! Two! Three! Bell rings! ^\/^
Miller: Oh man, this match has started just like the last one.. they are getting eliminated fast!
Mercer: Yeah, except that his own partner costing him the pin! What’s wrong with Mozz!?
Paco: I guess the luck Booch had against Genocide and that other guy finally ran out.. Mozz made sure of that, haha, got love that guy!
Newton: Luck stinks man.. just like Love.. stinks…. Damn I miss that woman.. what was I to do though? 12” my ass! I couldn’t match up…
Paco: Snap out of it man, here drink a beer..
Newton: Oh yeah, sorry. Thanks Paco.
^\/^ Mozz is laughing and doesn’t notice Havock waiting for him. He turns around and Havock drops him with a clothesline. Havock gets on top of Mozz and starts to pound him hard. He then picks him up and takes him to his corner. Havock tags Skyler and Skyler comes in, Havock holds Mozz for him and Skyler gives him a hard kick to the ribs. Skyler then grabs Mozz and whips him to the ropes, Mozz reverses it however. Skyler bounces off and Mozz sends him flying with a back body drop! No, Skyler lands on his feet! Mozz turns around and Skyler nails him with a hard right hand. Skyler quickly hooks Mozz and delivers a Brainbuster! Skyler goes for the pin now, one! Two! Pit Viper makes the save. Skyler picks up Mozz and whips him hard to Mozz’s corner. Mozz his and you can see him almost cough out his lungs. Skyler charges at him but Pit Viper pulls Mozz out of the way and Skyler hits nothing but turnbuckle. Pit Viper tags Mozz and she jumps to the top turnbuckle then onto Skyler for a Hurricanrana! Pit Viper quickly goes for the pin, one! Two! Kick out by Skyler. Pit Viper picks him up, hooks him and drops him with a twist of fate! She goes for another pin but only gets two. ^\/^
Miller: This Pit Viper is damn good!
Mercer: She sure is, she might be 0-2 but she’s bound to turn it around sooner or later.
Paco: I wish she would turn around right now.. hehe.. boy she’s hot eh Newton?
Newton: Hot? That woman is on fire! Let me go put her out with my hose.. hehe.. be right.. [Paco tells him to seat down.] oh alright…
^\/^ Pit Viper walks to her corner and climbs it. She measures Skyler and goes for a 450 splash! Skyler moves at the last second though and Pit Viper hits nothing but mat. Skyler crawls to his corner and tags.. Tim Havock, Viper’s brother! He comes in and is a bit relentless to hurt his sister.. He picks her up but she surprises him with a rake to the eyes, a kick to the gut and a DDT! Pit Viper goes for the pin but then realizes who he is and stops! She shakes her head upset she just DDTed her brother so he walks over to her corner for a tag, Mozz though, jumps off the corner! Pit Viper starts yelling at Mozz as the crowd boos, Mozz just laughs it off. Pit Viper turns around and is surprised by her brother who gives her a hard right hand that drops her to the mat! Havock picks her back up, hooks her for a suplex and delivers a front face one! Havock quickly gets on top of his sister and applies his Trademark submission, A Camel Clutch!! ^\/^
Miller: It’s a family affair! Brother vs. Sister, not but choice but because they must! Havock looks upset that his sis DDTed him!
Mercer: Well I don’t think she knew that the tag was made, so probably on her mind, it was still Skyler.
Paco: I like it when relatives feud, is fun as hell…
Newton: It sure is.. but I don’t think Pit Viper thinks this is much fun right now!
^\/^ The ref is asking Pit Viper if she gives up, she shakes her head no.. A pissed off Mozz hops back on the ring, goes in and hits Havock with a swift boot to the face! The hold is broken and Pit Viper gets a brief break. Havock makes it to his feet and goes after Mozz, Mozz once again hops down and continues to laugh. Havock upset picks his sis back up and then takes her to his corner. Tag is made to Skyler who comes in and whips Pit Viper to the ropes. She bounces off and Skyler nails her with a hard thrust clothesline! Skyler goes for a quick pin, one! Two! Kick out by Pit Viper. Skyler drags Pit Viper to one of the corner and lays her face up in front of the corner. He then goes to the top and calls for his finisher as he gives the thumbs down. He is about to jump off but Mozz shakes the ropes causing Skyler to lose his balance and land hard on his jewels. Pit Viper stands up and climbs the corner, he jumps on Skyler shoulders and goes for her finishers the Dragoncarana!! Skyler shows his amazing power though by blocking the move and pulling her back up and then dropping her with a Super Powerbomb!! The crowd gives a huge “OH!” after the devastating move and Skyler goes for the pin! One! Two! Three!! ^\/^
Miller: And Pit Viper bites the dust! Mozz is all by himself now!!!
Mercer: This doesn’t look good for him…
Paco: Wait, Mozz is leaving!!
Newton: Apparently he’s calling it a night!
^\/^ Mozz is walking back up the ramp but Milo comes after him, he turns him around and nails him with a hard right hand! Milo then grabs him by his head, takes him down the ramp and tosses him inside the ring. Skyler quickly picks up Mozz and starts to pound him with right hands. Skyler then picks him up with a gorilla press, he pushes him up, turns him and then lets him go catching him on the way down and dropping him with a DDT! The crowd gives a huge “OH!!” As they can’t believe Skyler picked up the “big” Mozz. Skyler goes for the pin now, one! Two! Kick out by Mozz. Skyler picks him up and whips him to the ropes, Mozz bounces off and Skyler goes for a clothesline. He misses though as Mozz ducks, Mozz bounces off the other side and Skyler once again misses with the clothesline. Mozz stops this time and waits for Skyler to turn around, he does and Mozz nails him with a Super-kick! Skyler doesn’t drop but he stumbles onto the ropes and bounces off, Mozz takes a few steps back and nails him with a second Super-kick! This time Skyler drops like a sack of bricks and Mozz quickly makes the pin, one! Two! Three! The bell rings! ^\/^
Miller: Woah! Mozz got one!!!
Mercer: It took two Super-kicks but Mozz was able to eliminate a member of Milo’s group.. I though Mozz was done for!
Paco: See, you have to have a little more faith in the World Cheese Champion.
Newton: He still holds that belt after all these years? Woah, no one has been able to defeat him for it.
^\/^ Milo quickly comes in and as Mozz was standing up Milo nails him with a hard kick to the ribs. Mozz folds over and Milo gets on top of him and starts to pound him with right hands. Milo picks him up and then whips him to the ropes, Milo goes to the ropes himself and jumps on the middle of the top rope. He turns around and comes back with a flying cross arm clothesline catching Mozz right in the neck area and dropping him. Milo goes for the pin but only gets two.. Milo picks up Mozz and then tags Tim Havock in. They double whip Mozz to the ropes, he bounces off and they send him flying with a double back body drop! Both men bounce off the ropes now and drop a double elbow to the chest. Milo goes to his corner as Tim Havock makes the pin. One! Two! Kick out by Mozz. Tim Havock picks up Mozz only to drop him back down with a body slam. Havock doesn’t go for the pin this time and picks Mozz up yet again. He hooks him by the waist side, picks him up and drops him with a side Piledriver!! His trademark move is seen for the second time tonight, he goes for the pin.. one! Two! Th… kick out!!! ^\/^
Miller: Mozz is in the brink of elimination crew!!!
Mercer: Yeah, It’s sad to say but he won’t be lasting that much longer.. 2 on 1 is just too much!
Paco: Oh shut the hell up you nay sayers! Mozz might be down but he’s not out!!!
Newton: Not out at all!
^\/^ Havock turns Mozz around and applies a Camel Clutch! This is the second time we’ve seen this move from Havock, but the difference now is, there is no one that can save Mozz! The ref is asking Mozz if he gives it up.. Mozz says no and Milo taunts him from the corner. The crowd boos him and then a Mozz chant is started. Mozz is shaking his head no but you can see the pain on his face.. Havock pulls back on the move as much as possible but Mozz is still not giving up.. He is close to the ropes, but with his arms in the way that they are set up.. there is no way he can reach for the ropes! The ref asks him again but Mozz does not give up! Havock pulls back hard but as he does he releases one of Mozz’s arms.. Mozz quickly reaches for the ropes and gets it, Havock is force to break the hold! The crowd cheers loudly and again start a “Mozz” chant. Havock starts to stomp on Mozz’s lower back and then flips him around and goes for the pin, one! Two! Kick out by the Mozz man. Havock picks him up and whips him to the ropes, Mozz bounces off and Havock goes for a clothesline! Mozz does as well though and we have a double clothesline that leaves both men looking up at the rafters. ^\/^
Miller: I can’t believe Mozz didn’t tap out! That’s some serious determination right there.
Mercer: It sure is, After watching some of his interviews I figured this lad had no chance, but now, he is proving me wrong.
Paco: I told you but no, you two jackasses won’t listen…
Newton: Yeah! You two think you know it all!
^\/^ Havock starts to get up and inches his way over to his corner, to make the tag to Milo. Havock is only a few inches away, he reaches for the tag but Mozz grabs him by his leg and pulls him away from Milo. Mozz stumbles to his feet and so does Havock.. Mozz goes for a right hand but Havock blocks it and then lands one of his own. Mozz doesn’t have an answer so Havock goes to nail him again, Mozz ducks this one though and pushes Havock to the corner, Havock hits chest first and Mozz comes from behind and hooks him and drops him with a German suplex! Mozz doesn’t go for the pin, instead he places Havock right in front of the corner.. Mozz then climbs to the second rope, he does a little dance and then dives off and goes for an elbow drop but Havock rolls out of the way at the last second! Havock pulls himself up using the ropes and then says it’s over… He picks up Mozz and hooks him for his STO finisher! Mozz elbows him on the side of the head though preventing the move. He elbows Havock a few more times and then is able to break free and hook Havock from behind into a Full Nelson. Mozz then picks him up and delivers a Full Nelson Atomic drop!! [Bubba Bomb] Mozz quickly rolls Havock up for the pin after delivering his finisher and the ref counts, one! Here comes Milo! Two! But he’s too late! Three! Bell rings!! ^\/^
Miller: Unbelievable! Mozz has been able to even the series at 1!!! What a great effort by the man from Secaucus!
Mercer: Just when you though that Milo’s whole team was going to advance to the finals, Mozz comes back and ruins their plans!
Paco: WOOHOO! This deserves a toast.. Mozz is going to win US2… hold your cup up Newton..
Newton: Oh I am, I am! Hook me up!
^\/^ Milo irate starts to pound Mozz like there is no tomorrow.. and who knows, there might be no tomorrow for one of these guys. Milo picks him up and takes him to the corner where he smashes Mozz’s head against the turnbuckle. Milo sets him on the top turnbuckle and then climbs it. He pulls Mozz up, hooks him an delivers a Superplex! Milo jumps to his feet and taunts the crowd, they boo him loudly. Milo finally goes for the pin and the ref counts. One! Two! Th.. kick out by Mozz. Milo picks up the Mozz and gives him a kick to the gut, Milo hooks him for a DDT but Mozz blocks it by hanging on to him. Mozz then picks up Milo, walks over to the ropes and tosses Milo to the outside! Mozz falls flat on his back as that probably took whatever energy he had left. Milo on the outside shakes his head and makes it to his feet. The ref is about to start the count but it is not needed as Milo gets back in. He goes for an elbow drop and gets it on Mozz. ^\/^
Miller: Well Mozz with a great block but couldn’t capitalize on it.
Mercer: Yeah, the “fitness” part of this business has kicked in.. Mozz trained hard for four days and lost 50 pounds but that still wasn’t enough.. The lad is winded.
Paco: Again M & M, don’t count out the Mozz, he’s down but not out!
Newton: Yeah, you got to listen to Paco, he knows what he is talking about!
^\/^Milo picks up Mozz and whips him to the ropes, Mozz bounces off and Milo puts his head down for a back body drop. Mozz stops in time though he hooks Milo and drops him with a Piledriver! The crowd explodes in cheers as Mozz finally got a good move on Milo. Both men are down and the ref begins the 10 count. He reaches 5 and Milo starts to move before Mozz.. The count reaches 7 and Milo is standing but so is Mozz, Milo charges at Mozz and nails him with a right hand. Mozz answers it though! Milo nails him again but so does Mozz, the crowd is on their feet now as both men go back and forth. Mozz finally gets the advantage with a knee to the gut. Mozz whips him to the ropes, Milo bounces off and Mozz goes for his Super-kick! Milo ducks it though, he stops and nails a Super-kick of his own to the back of Mozz’s head! Mozz falls flat on his face and Milo picks him back up, he picks him up, hooks him for a suplex, he picks him up, spins around and delivers his finisher “the High Times Saloon” instead! Milo hooks the leg for the pin, one! Two! Three!!! Bell rings! ^\/^
Miller: and we have our second survivor of the night!!
Mercer: Yes, the North American Champion did everything he could to put the Mozz out, and the High Times Saloon finally did it!
Paco: Damn it to hell… damn it, damn it, damn it.
Newton: Our hero has fallen, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [starts crying]
Rosita: Here is your winner and SURVIVOR.. The North American Champion MILO… DECADENT!!!
Miller: Well I don’t about hero, but Mozz did look awesome out there tonight. He almost came close to defeating Milo.
Mercer: Yeah, but Mozz was in the ring against 3 men. Fatigue had to be a factor.
Paco: Yeah I guess you are right. Hail to the king of cheese though, he put on a hell of an effort..
Newton: I just lost 4 grand!! NO! [starts crying]
Miller: What? You betted 4 thousand dollars on Mozz!? What the hell is wrong with you!?!
Mercer: It goes back to my point from earlier in the night, this guy, has no brains what so ever.
Paco: It’s ok man.. I mean we all make mistakes…
Newton: yeah I know, that’s why there is Geico, one 15 minute call can save you up to 50%!!
Miller: What’s with you and the commercial jokes??
Mercer: Yeah mate? Are you doing some cheap advertising behind ODJ’s back??
Paco: Oh shit, Newton!? Are you?!
Newton: No I’m not, boy I’m thirsty.. I could sure go for a nice, cold refreshing Pepsi Cola. Hmm, that soda definitely brings joy back into my life.. the Joy of Cola.. ahh..
Miller: He is! ODJ is going to get you, specially since COCA COLA is sponsoring the PPV.
Mercer: I smell another law suit coming.
Paco: Well I smell another match, can we go to Rosita please?
Rosita: punks and punkettes it’s time for the third Survival match of the night.. these one pins 6 men who know each other all too well.. Let’s meet the participants.
^\/^ “Break Stuff” By Limp Bizkit blasts out and the crowd goes wild.. Looks 2 Kill come out and following them closely behind is, Genocide.. the man though to be dead.. well, go figure.. ^\/^
Rosita: Introducing the first team known as O.N.O. or One Night Only! From Los Angeles, California here is Genocide! From Birmingham, Alabama.. here is one half of Looks 2 Kill.. Justin Stromen! And the group leader.. from Miami, Florida, here is the other half of Looks 2 Kill… Alec BeGrod!!!
^\/^They get in the ring and then “Hero of the Day” By Metallica begins to play and the crowd cheers slightly.. Kingpin makes his way to the ring. ^\/^
Rosita: and their opponents.. introducing first the man making his way to the ring from Glasgow, Scotland… Here is the Intercontinental Champion! Kingpin!!!
^\/^ He comes down about half way down the ramp and then stops.. as soon as he does.. “Last Resort” By Papa Roach begins to play and the crowd cheers again. Two teams that the crowd likes? Go figure… The Champions come out and meet Kingpin in the middle of the ramp. ^\/^
Rosita: and their opponents and tag team partner of Kingpin.. they come to us from Chicago, Illinois.. Here are the current Tag Hardcore Champions of the World! Anthony “Lightning” Logan and Andrew “Laser” Logan… Electricity!!!
^\/^ They stop right in front of the ring and then take their belts off.. then they all look at each other and slide in the ring at the same time. A huge 3 on 3 brawl breaks out as the bell rings. ^\/^
Miller: And these two teams are not wasting anytime!
Mercer: Yeah, they’ve been waiting for this moment for quite a while now. Unlike our previous match, there is real bad, bad blood between these two teams!
^\/^ The Logans battle L2K as Kingpin exchanges blows with Genocide. Anthony clotheslines Stromen over the top as Andrew clotheslines Anthony over the top. The crowd cheers and then Electricity look over to Kingpin and Genocide. Kingpin whips Genocide to the corner and Genocide hits hard. Kingpin goes for a splash and connects! Anthony goes for one too and he too connects! The big man is the last one and he goes for a another splash and gets a huge one! The crowd is on their feet for this one.. Andrew signals to his brother.. “up” and then calls for their finisher: “Lights Out!” Andrew picks up Genocide on his shoulders and applies a torture rack! Anthony climbs the corner quick like a cat and then dives off and connects with a leg drop on Genocide as Andrew lets him go! Genocide hits hard and is crushed under Anthony’s weight. Kingpin then quickly gets on top of Genocide and applies the Kingpin Crossface! Genocide regains consciousness thanks to the pain he is feeling from the submission and quickly taps out! The ref calls for the bell and the crowd once again cheers. ^\/^
Miller: and just like that The Ex-Explicit Content eliminates Genocide!
Mercer: My Goodness! I though they would dominated but nothing like this! Amazing!
Paco: It goes back to what I said earlier gentlemen… some wrestlers came to survive, some came to get their asses kicked…
Newton: Amen to that Paco, Amen to that!
^\/^ Kingpin doesn’t have that much time to celebrate as Ale BeGrod comes inside and starts to pound him with right hands. He backs him into the L2K corner and there and there BeGrod makes the tag to Stromen. Stromen comes in and they double whip Kingpin to the ropes, Kingpin bounces off and Alec picks him up and pushes him up in the air and on the way down Stromen catches him with a stunner type move! Stromen quickly flips Kingpin around and covers him. The ref makes the count. One! Two! Three! No! Anthony Logan makes the save! Alec gets back in the ring and grabs Anthony by the neck, Andrew comes in but he gets nailed with a drop kick from Stromen. Alec picks up Anthony and Chokeslams him to the outside!! Alec goes back to his corner as Stromen picks Kingpin back up and whips him to the ropes. Kingpin bounces off and Stromen drops him with a spinning heel kick. Stromen seats him up now and applies an arm bar. ^\/^
Miller: Looks 2 Kill is holding their own right now, but 2 vs. 3 champions is definitely a handicap match.
Mercer: It sure is, we mentioned at the beginning that all wrestlers have a huge mountain to climb tonight. Well, with Genocide out already, L2K’s mountain just got a little bigger.
Paco: Damn I’m out of Tequila already, Newton go to my Explorer and get two more bottles out.
Newton: Alright will do, give me the keys.
^\/^ Paco gives him his keys and the camera turns back to the ring as the action continues. Stromen still has the arm bar on Kingpin but Kingpin has made it to his feet, he is trying to reverse the hold but to no avail. Stromen releases the hold and applies a headlock, Kingpin now is able to push Stromen to the ropes. Stromen bounces off and Kingpin catches him with a sleeper! Stromen gets out of it quickly though with a jawbreaker! Kingpin is down again and Stromen makes the tag to Alec. Stromen picks up Kingpin and holds him for his bigger partner, Alec bounces off the ropes and goes for a big boot but Kingpin ducks and Alec nails his own partner instead! Alec shakes his head and then turns around only go get nailed with a hard right hand from Kingpin! Kingpin then nails him with a kick to the gut, Kingpin bounces off the ropes, grabs Alec’s head on the rebound and drives his face to the mat! Kingpin now crawls over to his corner and tags Anthony Logan. Anthony comes in and quickly picks up Stromen, he tosses him to the outside. He picks up Alec now and whips him to the ropes, Alec bounces off and Anthony nails him with a clothesline, but he doesn’t go down! Anthony goes to the corner quickly, he climbs it, turns to face Alec and goes for a missile drop kick! He connects with it and knocks the big man off his feet! Anthony goes for the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Alec! ^\/^
Miller: Well Looks 2 Kill is doing everything they can to hang with the champions.. but like we said before, when it’s 2 vs. 3.. Well, it’s just a matter of time.
Mercer: Well that is true, but let’s not forget we are dealing with Looks 2 Kill. They have been able to go toe to toe with Electricity almost all the time. Tonight, they are not looking bad at all.
Paco: Damn it, where is Newton at?
^\/^ Anthony picks up Alec and takes him to his corner, tag is made to Andrew and the man with the new demeanor comes in. Andrew starts to nail Alec with hard forearm shots. Andrew climbs to the second rope now, he hooks Alec for a Powerbomb but Alec blocks it and back body drops him instead! Alec then nails Kingpin and Anthony with right hands. They fall down, Alec turns around and picks up Andrew. He whips him to the ropes, Andrew bounces off and Alec nails him with a big boot to the face. Alec makes the tag to Stromen and Stromen quickly jumps to the top turnbuckle and dives off connecting with a huge leg drop on Andrew! Stromen hooks the leg for the pin, one! Two! Kick out! Stromen picks up Andrew and whips him to the ropes. Andrew bounces off and Stromen nails him with a Super-kick! Andrew goes down and Stromen goes for another pin, one! Two! Th.. kick out!! ^\/^
Miller: Andrew was almost gone there and gentlemen, those shots to the head have to be a concerned for the team of EEC.
Mercer: Oh without a doubt mate, Andrew was out for almost a month with a severe concussion... the last thing he needs right now is getting hit that hard.
Paco: Hey uh, I’ll be right back.. I’m going to go look for Newton.
^\/^ Stromen picks up Andrew and whips him to the corner, Andrew somehow reverses it and Stromen hits hard. Anthony grabs Stromen by his neck and holds him as Andrew goes for a huge splash and gets it on the corner. Andrew slaps his head trying to get rid of the cow webs. He climbs to the second corner, hooks Stromen, picks him up and drops him with a second rope Powerbomb!! Andrew goes for the pin but then sees Alec coming in, he makes it to his feet and runs the big man over with a clothesline! Andrew then stomps on Alec and pushes him to the outside with his feet. Andrew walks over to his partner Anthony and makes the tag. Andrew picks up Stromen and applies a torture rack! Anthony jumps to the top turnbuckle and then delivers the guillotine leg drop on Stromen as Andrew lets him go! Anthony hooks the leg for the pin, one! Two! Three!!! ^\/^
Miller: And another one is gone with the wind! Alec is al alone against the tag champions and Intercontinental Champions!
Mercer: Well If you didn’t count Alec out before, you might as well count him out now…
Paco: Listen to you guys? Oh I’m back by the way, couldn’t find Newton.. You give people no chance.. I mean look a Mozz, he was down 1 to 3 and was able to eliminate two opponents.. Alec might do just that!
^\/^ Alec gets back in the ring and is immediately double teamed by Electricity. They double whip him to the ropes, he bounces off and they go for a double clothesline but Alec ducks, bounces off the other side and drops them with a double clothesline! Alec quickly picks up Anthony and tosses him to the outside. Alec picks up Andrew and hooks him for a suplex, he connects with it! Kingpin comes inside and he gets a big boot to the face. Alec picks up Kingpin, places him on the ropes and then clotheslines him over. Alec goes after Andrew but Andrew is up and he nails Alec with a kick to the gut. Andrew hooks Alec for a Powerbomb but Alec grabs Andrew’s legs and pulls them from under him. Alec then hooks Andrew for a Boston crab but catapults him instead! Andrew goes flying over the ropes and onto Kingpin!! Alec raises his hands high in the air and the crowd cheers him loudly. ^\/^
Miller: And Alec has cleaned house!
Mercer: Yeah, his intensity level is very high right now but how long can he keep it up?
Paco: We don’t know bag of bones, we just have to wait and see…
^\/^ Mercer gives Paco a dirty look and then continues with the match. Alec goes to the outside and picks up Andrew, he tosses him back inside the ring and then goes in himself. Anthony Logan jumps up on the apron and starts to walk to his corner. Alec picks up Andrew and whips him to the ropes right onto Anthony! Andrew hits sending his brother crashing into the guard rail below! Kingpin walks over to check on him and Andrew is looking over the ropes at his brother, yelling at him! Andrew turns around and gets caught by the neck by Alec! Alec picks him up and delivers a Chokeslam!! Andrew holds his head in pain for the third time today, Alec is about to go for the pin but Kingpin jumps up on the apron, Alec rushes at him and nails him with a back elbow sending Kingpin crashing down again. Alec picks up Andrew, hooks him between his legs, picks him up and delivers the BeGrod Drop!!! Alec hooks the leg for the pin, Anthony and Kingpin are still down on the outside. The ref counts, one! Two! Three!!! Bell rings. ^\/^
Miller: Alec eliminates one of the Logans!!
Mercer: A miscue by Anthony has caused his brother a chance at the World Title! Oh my!
Paco: This is not good, Andrew was in a foul mood all week, imagine what his mood is going to be like now!!
^\/^ Andrew rolls out of the ring and a ref helps him to the back. Anthony gets inside the ring only to get stomped on by Alec. Alec picks him up and whips him to the ropes. Anthony reverses it and sends Alec to the opposite ropes, there Kingpin nails him with a kick to the lower back! The crowd boos but Kingpin just laughs. Anthony gives Alec a kick to the gut and then goes to the ropes, bounces off, jumps and nails Alec with a Fame-Ass-er!! Anthony flips the big man over for the pin, one! Two! kick out by Alec. Anthony picks him up and makes the tag to Kingpin. Anthony holds Alec as Kingpin jumps to the top and goes for a double axe handle smash, he connects and the big man goes down. Kingpin makes the pin but Alec kicks out again. Kingpin picks him up and tags Anthony back up. Anthony comes in and they double whip him to the ropes, Alec bounces off and they pick him up and drop him with a pancake slam! Anthony goes for yet another pin but Alec kicks out again! ^\/^
Miller: They are doing everything they can to keep the big man down, but Alec keeps coming back!
Mercer: Alec is showing us that he has a huge heart, if he does go down he is going to go down fighting!
Paco: This match has probably been the most exiting one of the night, I really didn’t think it would be this close!
^\/^ Anthony grabs Alec and hooks him for a suplex, he tries to deliver it but Alec is to big. Kingpin comes in and he goes to the other side and hooks up Alec. They try to pick him up but Alec blocks it and instead suplexes both men! The crowd cheers loudly as Alec is still in the match! Alec makes it to his feet and so do Kingpin and Anthony, Anthony charges at Alec only to get dropped with a clothesline. Kingpin is next. He goes for a flying clothesline but gets caught by Alec instead! Alec has him on a bear hug and then simply slams him down to the mat. Alec makes the pin but the ref tells him he’s not the legal man! Alec stands up and turns around, Anthony surprises him with a kick to the gut followed by a Snap DDT! Anthony runs to the corner and jump on the top turnbuckle. He is facing the crowd and bows to them. They boo him as he just smiles and then dives off and delivers a Corkscrew Moonsault on Alec! Anthony hooks the leg for the pin, one! Two! Three!! Bell rings one last time… ^\/^
Miller: The finally get the big man down for the count!
Mercer: Anthony and Kingpin have survived their match!!
Rosita: Here are your winners and SURVIVORS.. KINGPIN AND ANTHONY… LOGAN!!!
Miller: Well Alec put on a hell of a fight, a hell of an effort.. he even eliminated one of the Logans but in the end, they were just too much for one man to handle.. even if that man was Alec BeGrod.
Mercer: I have to agree with you, but even still, this young Alec BeGrod has shown me a lot over the last month, month and half. Every time he wrestlers he amazes me just a little more.. This kid, with the right guidance can be huge in the ICWF...
Paco: Bla, bla, bla. You two are talking about like he won the damn thing.. Let’s talk about the Survivors. We got two more, Anthony and Kingpin.. Both of them could be the last two men in the Ultimate Survival match up fighting for the World Title.
Miller: Yes their changes are just that good but Milo’s and Jake’s chances are just as good. I mean you have a tag champion, the North American Champion, the IC Champion and an up and coming star going at it. Any one of them could win this match up.
Mercer: The has been the theme of this PPV thus far and from the moment all matches were booked.. anyone can win, we can’t stress that enough.. It’s anybody’s ball game right now!
Paco: Yeah, I’m thirsty as hell you two.. What the hell happened to Newton? I hope that dumbass didn’t get lost.. Ah damn it..
^\/^ As Paco curses, the camera cuts to the backstage area where you see Pitbull leaving the arena. As soon as he goes out the door he gets tackled to the ground by someone. The camera man that was following Pitbull quickly goes to the outside to look. We see a man picking up Pitbull and slamming him hard against a dumpster. The man then walks to where an ICWF truck is and pulls out a table. He sets it up and then comes back to where Pitbull is. He gives him a kick to the ribs and then stomps on him hard. The man then picks up Pitbull and takes him to where he set up the table. He then turns Pitbull around, hooks him on a Full Nelson then delivers a Dragon Suplex putting Pitbull through the table! The man quickly stands up and removes his hood.. It’s K-9! He gets on top of Pitbull and starts screaming at him.. “There can only be one top dawg in the ICWF! Pitbull, that dawg is me.. I am the top dawg here but if you want, you can be the bitch!” He gives Pitbull one last hard right hand and then leaves him there, unconscious. The camera fades away from that and into the parking lot where we see Newton with about four ladies around him chilling on Paco’s Explorer. They are all touching him and caressing him. He is laughing and talking crap about Paco. On the floor you see a case of empty Corona beer and a couple of Tequila bottles.. also empty. The camera fades to black again and when it comes back we are inside the arena, with our announcers. Paco is fuming. ^\/^
Miller: Well Paco, looks like someone forgot about you…
Mercer: Forgot? Looks like someone is having a hell of a good time at your expense….
Paco: That son of a bitch! He is drinking my shit! My personalized shit! Those beers and tequila bottles were bottled specially for me.. Damn it, oh it’s on now.. I got to go!
^\/^ Paco leaves the table as Miller and Mercer shake their heads… ^\/^
Miller: Geez, where is he going now?
Mercer: Probably going to kick Newton’s bum.
Burner: hey M & M dudes…
Miller: Why does everyone call us that? And what in the hell are you doing here?
Mercer: Yeah and what is that awful smell… You smell like you were sleeping in the jungle…
Burner: Not quite the jungle, more like sleeping with the herbs if you know what I’m saying.. [stoned giggle] and what do you mean what I’m doing here duuuude.. I saw Paco leave so I figure you would need a color weedatator.
Miller: Weed a what? I can’t believe this.. Fine, you can stay. Let’s go to Rosita for our last Survival Match.
Mercer: What’s a Weedatator?
Paco: Oh you know duuuude.. it’s like a Broadcast Marijuanalist…
^\/^ Mercer is still confused so he just drops the subject. The camera cuts to Rosita. ^\/^
Rosita: Insaniacs and Maniacs it is time for the last match up before the big bang match.. are you ready? Then let’s meet our participants!
^\/^ “El Phantismo” By White Zombie begins to play and the crowd boos loudly. John Steel makes his way to the ring followed by Titan 3, his brother Victor D’Amor and lastly Dynamic Dynamite. ^\/^
Rosita: Introducing the first team.. First from Miami, Florida here is.. Titan 3!! Also from Miami, Florida here is… Victor D’Amor!! Their partner comes from St. Louis, Missouri.. here is.. Dynamic Dynamite! And last, and definitely not least.. here is the leader of the group, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.. here is.. “The Real Deal” John Steel!!! Damas y Caballeros together they are.. Old… School… REVIVAL !!!
^\/^ The crowd boos again as all 4 men get in the ring. As soon as they do, “Leaving on a Prayer” By Jon Bon Jovi plays. After a few seconds though you hear the sounds of a DJ scratching the “cut” and then “Higher” By Creed plays.. again we here the DJ doing his thing and the sounds of “Born to Mack” blast out.. the crowd is under feet enjoying the mix.. another scratch by the DJ and “Forgot about Dre.” Plays.. this brings Total Damnation out making the crowd cheer louder then before. ^\/^
Rosita: And now their opponents. Introducing first from Aurora, Colorado.. here is Eric BeGrod! One of his partners, from South Central, LA here is.. Killa Kali! His partner, also from South Central, LA.. here is Playboy G!! And now for the group leader.. he comes to us from New Orleans, Louisiana.. here is PIC!! Ladies and Gentlemen, together they form VOLTRON! Uh, whoops.. Together they form..Total… DAMNATION!!!
^\/^ They all get in the ring and all 8 men come face to face.. Right now, stares are being shared.. No one is making a move, the crowd is on their feet anticipating this thing to blow up.. PIC is the first one to open his mouth and say something to Steel.. Steel answers and PIC apparently didn’t like what he said because he nails him with a right hand! Steel returns it and a brawl breaks out! ^\/^
Miller: We knew it was just a matter of time before the fists started flying!
Mercer: Indeed, and the ref better get some help out there or he won’t be able to control these 8 monsters!
Burner: Monsters rule.
^\/^ Steel and PIC take their fight to the outside while Titan 3 clotheslines Killa Kali over the top and onto the outside. He goes to help his brother out but gets nailed with a drop kick from Playboy G. On the outside Kali tells Playboy G to send him over and Playboy G picks up Titan 3 and tosses him over the top. Playboy G then gets tosses over the top by Dynamic Dynamite.. Dynamic goes to the top as Playboy G is standing up and Kali has Titan 3 on a headlock. Dynamic dives off the top and nails all 3 man with a plancha! Back in the ring you have Victor D’Amor and BeGrod going at it, the ref calls for the bell letting us know the match has started and that the two in the ring are the legal man. BeGrod knees Victor in the gut stopping the war of fists.. BeGrod whips him hard to the corner and Victor hits just as hard. BeGrod charges at him and nails him with a drop kick right to the kisses! Victor drops to the mat but BeGrod quickly picks him back up and hooks him for a suplex. He gets him up, turns around and drops him face first! On the outside, the order has been restored thanks to ½ a dozen refs. ^\/^
Miller: Well order has been restored and BeGrod is putting a pounding on the rookie, and T3’s brother Victor.
Mercer: Yeah, no one knew much about this gentlemen going in.. Well if you judge by first impression, you would think that his previous profession was the one of a punching bag.
Burner: Oh duuuude, you are funny..
^\/^ BeGrod picks up Victor and makes the tag to Playboy G. Playboy G comes in and nails Victor with a flurry of shots to the back. Playboy G then whips Victor to the OSR corner and then charges and connects with a huge splash. Playboy G then nails Steel, T3 and Dynamic Dynamite with right hands sending all 3 men down. Playboy G then takes Victor to the ropes, he whips him to the other side and after Victor bounces off Playboy G nails him with a flip suplex that he turns into his finisher, the Texas Clover Leaf! The ref asks Victor if he gives it up, The rest of OSR comes in to break it up but they are met by Total Damnation! Killa Kali battles Titan 3 again as Steel brawls with BeGrod and Dynamic gets pounded by PIC. Another huge brawl breaks out but the ref focuses on Playboy G and the submission on Victor.. The ref keeps asking Victor if he gives up and he finally taps the mat! The ref calls for the bell and OSR is down one man. ^\/^
Miller: and there goes the rookie, he tapped out to Playboy’s Centerfold Extension.
Mercer: Frankly I think that anyone that gets put on that hold taps out almost immediately, it is a very painful move indeed.
Burner: Texas Clover Leaf.. I would call that move. Stoner’s Marijuana Leaf. [giggles] Yeah man!
^\/^ Victor rolls out of the ring and is taken to the back by one of the man refs around the ring. Playboy G goes to the outside to join the fray but he gets pulled in from behind by Titan 3! Playboy G turns around and gets nailed with a hard right hand that drops him to the mat. Titan 3 picks him back up and whips him to the ropes. Playboy G bounces off and Titan 3 drops him with a Powerslam! Order is restored once again as everyone goes to their corners. Titan 3 picks up Playboy G and whips him to the ropes, PG reverses it though and Titan 3 bounces off. Playboy G goes for a clothesline but Titan 3 ducks it, stops, pulls back on PG’s head and drops him with a Neckbreaker! Titan 3 quickly makes the tag to Steel and the Real Deal comes in. He picks up Playboy G and takes him to the corner where he nails him with hard shoulder shots to the mid section. Steel then hooks Playboy G under his arm and goes for a Bulldog, he delivers it perfectly and then makes the count. One! Two! Killa Kali makes the save. Steel makes it to his feet and nails Kali with a right hand! PIC comes in and he gets run over with a clothesline… BeGrod is next and he gets a back body drop for his troubles! ^\/^
Miller: Steel is in total control!!
Mercer: Yeah and if it wasn’t for Killa Kali, Playboy G would be heading for the showers.
Burner: This match rocks dude!
^\/^ Steel goes back to work on Playboy G, he picks him up but gets nailed with a low blow! Steel folds in pain and Playboy G makes the tag to PIC. He comes in and quickly hooks Steel and drops him with a Russian leg sweep. He flips him over and goes for the pin, one! Two! kick out by Steel. PIC seats up Steel and applies a reversed chin lock. Steel fights it off quickly though by making it to his feet. He elbows PIC in the gut to break free, he does it a couple of more times and does get free. He goes to the ropes and on the rebound he goes for a clothesline but PIC ducks it, hooks him on a Full Nelson and gives Steel a hard knee to the back. Steel drops to his knees holding his back. PIC goes to the ropes, bounces off and then rams Steels face against the mat. PIC makes the tag to BeGrod and then together they pick him up and double whip him to the ropes. Steel bounces off and they drop him with a double drop toe hold followed by a double elbow drop to the back of his head! ^\/^
Miller: No one might want to admit this, but Total Damnation is working well together.
Mercer: They are a well tuned oiled machine. If they keep this pace up, Old School Revival has no chance…
Paco: No Chance… YOU GOT.. NO CHANCE in HELL YOU GOT! That’s a cool tune..
^\/^ Mercer rolls up his notes and smacks Burner upside the head. Back to the ring we go where BeGrod has a headlock on Steel. Steel tries to get out of it but he has been worn down. BeGrod releases the hold and then scoops up Steel and drops him with a body slam. BeGrod now goes to the corner and climbs it. He is about to dive off but Dynamic Dynamite shakes the ropes causing BeGrod to fall on his jewels! This is the opening Steel need as he crawls over to his corner and makes the tag to Dynamic Dynamite! Double D comes and goes after BeGrod, he grabs him and throws him off the corner down hard to the mat. Dynamic Dynamite lays the boots to BeGrod and then gives PIC, Killa Kali and Playboy G a couple of right hands for good measure! He turns around to get back to work on BeGrod and gets nailed by surprise with a drop kick! BeGrod was waiting for him. BeGrod quickly picks him up and whips him to the ropes, Dynamic bounces off and BeGrod catches him and drops him with a tilt-a-whirl slam!! PIC, Killa Kali and Playboy G hop down from the apron, go around and pull down Titan 3 and Steel! Another brawl breaks out on the outside as on the inside BeGrod picks up Dynamic Dynamite, he hooks him for a Tombstone Piledriver and delivers it! BeGrod hooks the leg after delivering his finisher and the ref counts. One! Two! Three!! Bell rings. ^\/^
Miller: and another OSR member bites the dust! They can’t match up to Total Damnation it would seem!
Mercer: They sure don’t seem to mate. Dynamic Dynamite was better off in the corner serving the role of a cheerleader.
Burner: Cheerleaders are hot… well except the ones from the XFL’s Las Vegas Outlaws, those chicks are ugly.. must be from Texas or something.
^\/^ Killa Kali and Playboy G double team Steel as Titan 3 battles PIC. He whips PIC towards the steel steps and PIC hits hard. Titan 3 grabs a chair and this brings the ref out. Titan 3 steel nails Killa Kali and PIC though and the ref is irate. He takes the chair from Titan 3 and tells him to get in the ring. Titan 3 gets back in and brawls with BeGrod as the refs on the outside break up the brawl. BeGrod whips Titan 3 to the corner, Titan 3 reverses it though and he sends BeGrod towards the OSR corner. BeGrod hits and Titan 3 makes the tag to Steel, who just hoped back up. Titan 3 sets BeGrod on the top turnbuckle then climbs it himself, hooks BeGrod and drops him with a Superplex! Steel on the other corner, jumps off and delivers an elbow drop! Steel goes for the pin now, one! Two! Th.. kick out! Steel picks BeGrod back up hooks him and drops him with a spinning Neckbreaker! Steel makes it to his feet and goes to the TD corner nails all 3 of his opponents. He then turns around and gets nailed with a kick to the gut by BeGrod. BeGrod whips him to the ropes, Steel bounces off and BeGrod goes for a back body drop. No, Steel stops dead on his tracks, hooks BeGrod and drops him with a Piledriver from hell!! Steel with the pin, one! Two! Three! Bell rings. ^\/^
Miller: and John Steel helps his team, what’s left of it, narrow the gap!
Mercer: Yes indeed, they need to eliminate someone if they want to stay alive in the match…
Burner: Hey duuuudes, what did you all have for breakfasts? I had some eggs and beef hash.. Well actually, we were out of eggs so we just had some HASH.. [giggles]
^\/^ PIC gets in the ring and goes after Steel. As Steel stands up PIC runs him over with a clothesline. PIC stomps Steel down and then gives him some hard kick to the ribs. PIC picks him up and then hooks him and drops him with an inverted atomic drop. PIC goes for a pin but Steel kicks out after two. PIC walks over to Steel’s legs, he grabs them, hooks them up and applies a figure four!! Steel immediately shows the pain on his face and starts to reach for the ropes. The ref asks him if he gives it up and he screams NO! Titan 3 comes in and drops the elbow on PIC, breaking the submission hold. Killa Kali comes in and starts exchanging blows with Titan 3. PIC makes it to his feet and makes the tag to Playboy G. They both pick up Steel but as the ref is busy with Titan 3 and Killa Kali, Steel nails them both with low blows! Steel makes it to his feet, he grabs PIC and tosses him to the outside. Steel grabs Playboy G, turns him around, hooks him and drops him with the Real Deal DDT!! Titan 3 and Killa Kali fall to the outside and the ref turns around just as Steel makes the cover, the ref gets down and counts. One! Two! Three!! ^\/^
Miller: Total Damnation takes the fall and now it’s 2 on 2!!
Mercer: It sure is and you would have to say that the advantage goes to Old School Revival..
Burner: Hey duuuudes, one of you got a lighter?
^\/^ Miller gladly gives him one but then remembers what he might use it for and snatches it back. Titan 3 makes it to his corner and Steel tags him in. PIC is just getting in the ring while Killa Kali is still outside. John Steel dives off from the apron and goes for a double axe handle smashes but Kali sees him coming and catches him with a bear hug! Kali squeezes hard and then rams Steel against the steel post! Back in the ring PIC and Titan 3 lock up. PIC gets the advantage with a knee to the gut and then whips T3 to the corner, the ref watches from the opposite corner. T3 reverses the whip and sends PIC the other way, onto the referee! PIC squashes the ref in the corner and he goes down along with PIC. On the outside Kali drops Steel with a Backbreaker and is about to get in the ring but someone beats him to the punch. From the crowd comes a figure we have not seen in a while, and that figure has a chair! He slides under the bottom rope and makes it to his feet. He turns Titan 3 around and whacks him with the steel chair! Titan 3 goes down and then the figure drops the chair on the middle of the ring and then picks up Titan 3, he hooks him between his legs, brings him up and holds him in a crucifix position before bringing him down hard with a Powerbomb! The figure exits the ring before we can see who he is. PIC stands up and sees a down Titan 3, he grabs Titan 3’s leg and applies the PIC lock! The ref comes back around and sees the hold, he asks Titan 3 if he gives up but he’s unconscious so the ref calls for the bell! ^\/^
Miller: Who the hell was that!?
Mercer: I don’t know but whoever he was just cost Titan 3 a run at the World Title!
Burner: Nah duuuudes, PIC eliminated Titan 3.. Sorry for being “blunt” but he made him tap out.. [giggles]
^\/^ Killa Kali gets in and walks up to PIC, he points to Steel and then holds up his index finger.. “one more” They go to the outside and pick up Steel they toss him inside and then follow suit. They pick him up and whip him to the ropes, Steel bounces off and they drop him with a double clothesline. PIC goes for a pin and the ref counts, one! Two! kick out. PIC grabs Steel and then takes him to his corner, tag is made to Killa Kali. PIC holds Steel for Kali and Kali nails him with a hard forearm shot to the face. Kali then takes Steel to the middle of the ring, hooks him and drops him with a reversed Russian leg sweep! Steel’s face bounces off the mat hard and Kali flips him over for the pin, one! Two! kick out! Killa Kali picks Steel back up, he hooks him by the waist side, picks him up and drops him with a devastating Backbreaker! Kali goes for another pin and the ref counts. One! Two! Kick out again! Kali is a bit frustrated and makes the tag to PIC. PIC jumps on the second rope then dives off and connects with an elbow drop to the chest of Steel. PIC doesn’t go for the pin instead he brings Steel back up, he hooks him by the waist side, scoops him up and drops him with a gut wrench Powerbomb! The crowd is on their feet anticipating that the match is over. PIC goes for the pin, One! Two! Th.. kick out!!! Kick out! ^\/^
Miller: What is it going to take to keep Steel down?! PIC and Kali are doing everything they can to take him out but so far, nothing works.
Mercer: Steel is showing great determination. He is a One Man Gang right now, but he is not going to give up that easy.
Burner: One man gang? I’m a One man Stoned, hehe.. stoner, hehe.. I rule..
^\/^ Burner again gets smacked upside the head. Back in the ring PIC picks up Steel and makes the tag to Kali. They double whip him to the ropes again, they go for a double back body drop but Steel stops, hooks both men and drops them with a double DDT! The crowd gives a mix reaction, all 3 men are down but only momentarily. PIC makes it to his feet and picks up Steel, but Steel rocks him with a hard right hand. Kali goes to the corner and apparently the ref forgot about the tag, and so did they. PIC is back paddling.. Steel keeps on nailing him until he has him against the ropes, Steel whips PIC to the other side and PIC bounces off, Steel goes for a cross body and gets it! Steel with the pin, one! Two! and a kick out by PIC. Both men make it to their feet and PIC rakes the eyes of Steel. PIC whips him to the corner and steel hits hard. PIC charges at him but gets a boot to the face as he got closer. Steel then grabs him picks him up over his head and drops him face first onto the turnbuckle! Steel pulls back on his head now and hooks him under his arm. Steel climbs to the second rope and then jumps off and delivers a Tornado Reversed DDT! Steel goes for the pin. One! Two! Kali comes in but he’s too late, Three!! Bell rings! ^\/^
Miller: and this match up is now 1 on 1!!!
Mercer: I can’t believe it, John Steel has taken out all 3 men, can he take out Kali as well!?
Burner: [puffing] Gotta love the fans.. This dude behind us said if I give him an autograph, he would give me a lighter.. [cough, cough] Gotta love my fans duuuudes.. [puff, puff] You two want a hit? SIKE!
^\/^ Kali immediately starts to pound Steel with rights and lefts to his back Kali then picks him up and hooks him for a suplex, Steel blocks it though and turns it into a swinging Neckbreaker! Steel rolls over on top of Kali for the pin! One! Two! Kick out. Steel stands up, picks up Kali and tosses him to the outside. Steel follows suit and then picks up Kali, he whips him towards the steel guard rail but Kali reverses it and it is Steel that crashes against, no pun intended, the steel. Kali doesn’t go after Steel, instead he looks under the ring and takes out a table! The crowd cheers as Kali smiles. The ref reaches 6 in the 10 count so Kali rolls in to break it, then rolls back out. Kali sets up the table and then looks under the ring again and takes out a brown sack. He looks inside it and smiles, he dumps the content on top of the table and we see that it is thumb tacks! Kali then goes after Steel totally ignoring the ref’s pleads: “don’t even think about it!” Kali picks up Steel but gets a hard right hand to the gut. Steel then grabs him and slams his face against the guard rail. ^\/^
Miller: Killa Kali is thinking of going hardcore here!
Mercer: Yeah but this bout is not hardcore rules, he’s insane! He will get disqualified!
Burner: Hardcore, Insane… I can dig it duuuude.. I can dig it..
^\/^ Steel sees the table and takes Kali to it. He picks him up in a body slam position. The ref gets out of the ring and tells him not to do it. Steel shouts at him telling him to get out of the way, then Kali manages to break lose and falls behind Steel. Steel turns around and Kali hooks him, spins around and delivers a T-Bone Suplex through the table! The crowd cheers loudly and the ref doesn’t know what to do. Both men are laying almost next to each other with one of their arms on top of the other’s body. The ref looks around confused and decides to make the count! One! Two! Three!! He calls for the bell and leaves to the back upset. ^\/^
Miller: What the? What is the ref doing!?