Paco: QUE PASA MI GENTE!!!! Welcome to my Happy Hour where you people watch me talk about wrestling and get drunk like hell. Tonight I have another very lovely lady, and I guess you can say she is the other side of the coin, when it comes to the Women’s Title, she is Aggressive Angel!!!
[Crowd cheers]
Paco: That’s right, and I say the other side, because like always, Sable is on the other side of the title hunt. So let me grab a seat and tell you what’s going on in the world of the ICWF!
[Crowd cheers again as Paco grabs a seat, and opens his tequila bottle. He pours on ten shots which are already lined up for him nicely.]
Paco: Ok here we go, first where is Corporate Blood going? Rumor has it that they have a big announcement tomorrow, and that it concerns some people like the lights of Ruff Ryder and Dean. It should be interesting. Talking about Dean, what has happened to the HOP? Is it still on? I mean, Razor is on leave. Dean we haven’t heard from since the PPV. Reid just lost the TV title. And AA, well AA will tell us her side of the story later on. Well the young Ruff Ryder surprised everyone again by winning the TV title. Many people think that he is a cocky person, but I call him a two time Champion, that’s right he’s the former Hardcore Champion and the current TV champion. And that’s not all, he just signed a match against Kylo, and not any match. A double title match! Both titles will be up for grabs this coming Tuesday, it should be a hell of a match!! What about this new kid, Arryk Rage? Is he something or what? Did you all see the beating he put on 187? I mean, this kid is one to watch, he is a force to reckon with here in the ICWF. What else we have? Ah yes, the main event this Friday Bad Blood vs. The Eliminators. Will lighting strike twice for the Eliminators? Or will the Rock, capture his second title and become Tag Team Champ with Austin? It should be a great match. Now there are some rumors going around that Buddha might return, he was very highly acclaimed when he joined the fed, but after refusing to fight, and then getting some personal problems, he left. Well if he decides to return, will the owner let him? We just have to wait and see. Well enough about news let’s get to my guest yes?
[fans cheer]
Paco: Please welcome, the lovely, Women’s Champion… Aggressive Angel!!!!!!
[She comes in wearing a black dress on, and you hear the man go wild, she has the women’s title on her hand. Paco greets her with a kiss on the hand and on her cheek. She sits down and so does he.]
Paco: Angle, I must say, you do look like an angel. Man you are so beautiful!
Angel: Is that you talking or the liquor Paco?
Paco: Well let’s not go there, where before we get to discussing some matches, I want to ask you Paco’s Five Questions!!!
[fans cheer]
Paco: Ok here we go, first what is the square root of 3136?
Angel: You know I'm not for math...I like to stick with the calculator. So in other words...I wouldn't know.
Paco: Well I don’t know either so the answer is correct! Ok, If you were to date someone in this fed, you would date?
Angel: Oh.. jeez...that's one that is pretty tough. Umm anyone...well if it's a wrestler I am going to have to say Stone Cold. But if it was anyone my opinion would probably be different.
Paco: Interesting, what about an announcer? EH? Eh?
Angel: You are funny Paco.
Paco: That’s not the answer I was looking for but anyways, your answer is WRONG, the correct answer was I would date Paco! HA, HA! Ok just kidding, don’t go starting any rumors (burp) ok, what is the new movie in which Tom Cruise starts?
Angel: Well...I am going to have to go with "Eyes Wide Shut."
Paco: That is correct! Great job! Ok #4, who was the second president of the United States?
Angel: ok ...history...let me see...is it John Adams?
Paco: Girl, you know damn well I wouldn’t know! So I assume you are correct! Yey for Angel! Last one, what is my favorite drink?
Angel: Well Paco...there’s so many...I don't know which one you like the best. So I really couldn't say.
Paco: and that is partially correct, but I’ll give it to you anyways! Give it up for Angel everyone!
[crow applauds]
Paco: Ok, now to wrestling tell me Angel, would you like a beer?
Angel: Paco...come on, you know I don't drink.
Paco: Well it was worth the try, now tell me what do you really think of Sable...?
Angel: Well...what I really think of Sable. I thought that she had skill. And I thought that she was decent. But boy is she deceiving. You know I can't stand her, I think that she has a major attitude, and she needs to just live with the fact that I am better than her. I think that she is in for a reality check, and if I have to, I will be the one to show her, that she is nothing compared to what she thinks about herself. So if you couldn't tell I really don't like her, and the fact that she is in Corporate Blood, just makes me want to despise her even more.
Paco: Interesting comments, what do you think of the Women's competition? (starts to drink heavily)
Angel: The women’s competition is really increasing, and there is a lot of talent that are coming in with the women. I don't really see any of them as a threat yet. But who knows in a month they all might be after the belt. So I think that it is good, that more women are getting involved and the women’s league is really full of talent now.
Paco: Well, (hiccup) My last question is regarding H.O.P., are you still down?
Angel: Well.. now that you brought that up...ever since the Pay Per View, HOP hasn't been the same. So I think that I will try to stick with it...but if things don't start looking better, I am going to leave, and work on my own until I find a better stable.
Paco: Well folks the question remains unanswered, will HOP dismantle or comeback stronger then ever? who knows! Let’s talk about now tomorrow’s matches, that’s right, are you ready?
[fans cheer]
Paco: Ok here we go, first I have Deacon Kindred vs. Big Swole?
Angel: Ok well I haven't heard much from these two men. They are both new in the fed...but if I had to choose one. I think that I am going to go with Big Swole. He seems like he might show some potential, so I am going to go with him for the win.
Paco: Well as lovely as you are, and as much as I would like to be in your side I will have to disagree with you. I think Deacon Kindred will get the win simply because he’s hanging around a good crowd of talent. JH, Arryk, while big Swole, well he has yet to say something interesting. Ok next, Terri vs. Sable.
Angel: This match on the other hand, well I think that the winner is going to be Terri. I know that she has the skills, and Sable seems to be decreasing. Even though Terri didn't last long in the Battle Royal, I think that she is going to show more skill one on one.
Paco: Well I do agree with you on one thing, Sable has decreased in her skill, but I think that she still got what it takes to beat Terri. Next, Johnny Hunter &Arryk Rage vs. X-Treme Team.
Angel: Now the winner of this match...I would have to go with Johnny Hunter &Arryk Rage. That is mostly because I think that these two men, are extremely talented. And I think that they will work well together as a tag team. So when the match comes they are sure to come out on top.
Paco: Sweet Angel, I couldn’t agree with you more, yeah baby YEAH! Ok sorry, I just saw Austin Powers and it was so groovy, so shagadelic baby! Err, ok, Kylo vs. Joker Wild….
Angel: I think that this match is going to be a good one. Both of these guys seem to be on the same level of skill. But I think that when it comes down to the winner, it would have to be Kylo. He hasn't been here long, but he has been showing that he has the skills to make it here.
Paco: I agree to my sweet, sweet, oh so sweet..
Angel: OH behave!
Paco: Ok, Bad Blood vs. The Eliminators…
Angel: Well even though they did turn on HOP...I am going to have to say Bad Blood. I know how these guys are, and I think that they will beat the Eliminators. They have the talent, and I think that compared to the Eliminators, they are just better.
Paco: I feel the same way, want to feel me? Ok no, just kidding. Well Angel thank you very much for coming, I have enjoyed your legs, err, company very much…
Angel: No problem, I was glad to be here…
Paco: Alright folks that’s it, goodnight, and remember to take care of yourself and eachother… and drink until you can’t NO MO!