Another feud that is just getting started is the one between rookie Kroller and a man who is an endanger species, HardKore King. I say endanger species because he is on the verge of getting the boot, Dougg’s boot. The owner has told him and his tag partner 187 to improve or they are out the door, well HardKore King has improved but what about 187? I’ll just say it doesn’t look good. Back to the feud, this two have been attacking each other with words like it’s the end of the world, one will think that they have known each other for quite some time, and while they both denied it, we are led to believe other wise.
Another feud that seems to be escalating to a new level is the one between to good looking ladies, Terri and Calypso. If you haven’t noticed these ladies HATE eachother. But it seems that is not only Calypso vs. Terri, but also Calypso vs. Cleopatra. Cleo and Terri have formed an alliance by joining each other and Reid to form what’s left of the House of Pain. This two have been tagging verbally against Calypso and Calypso is simply pissed! Calypso meets Terri next week in a grudge match, the second match between the two, the first time Calypso won.
Last on my feuding list is Mr. Ass himself, Billy Gunn. While he is on no feuds yet and has been very quiet, he has told me personally that he has plan to make an appearance tonight, and if you want feuds, he said, you will see the birth of one tonight. Well that’s just another reason for you the millions and millions of ICWF wrestling fans to watch tonight’s Heat. Let’s take a break and I’ll go grab me some beers, maybe a Tequila bottle and we’ll be back with CALYPSO!
[She comes in and they hug, Paco asks her to take a seat as the crowd cheers her.]
Paco: Well they sure like you Calypso.
Calypso: Yeah I’m glad, Thank you!
Paco: Well let’s begin, and this is probably the most important question, do you want a beer?
Calypso: Ha, ha, no Paco I’m ok thanks.
Paco: We’ll I do, ok now why don’t you tell us about Calypso’s life before the ICWF, tell us about your past.
Calypso: Well Paco my past is very complicated and long and since I can see your already starting to drink I'll keep it short and sweet. You see ever since I was a little girl I had dreams of becoming one of two things, a model or a wrestler. I did very well in both but I ultimately decided on having wrestling as a career. I was brought up in a very bad part of New York City which I believe has contributed to my wrestling skills. It wasn't Exactly easy to keep a reputation there but I kept a reputation there as the girl you don't want to mess with.
Paco: I see, in that case I’ll behave. Calypso we haven’t seen you in action as of late, what’s next on your agenda?
Calypso: Hmm.. Right now I'm kind of tunnel vision towards trying to get the ICWF Women's Title Belt. You see since my friend and mentor Sable has decided to leave the federation I had promised her that I would give everything I have and then some towards getting that title belt. The reason why is because I believe that Aggressive Angel has gotten way to cocky, thinking that she cannot be defeated and I am here to prove that she can be beaten.
Paco: Well speaking of Angel, do you hate the Women's Division? Meaning AA, Cleo, and Terri.
Calypso:(chuckles) Well, yes I do.
Paco: I knew you would say that for some reason, there's a lot of tension there, how come?
Calypso: Well I'll tell you one thing I came into this federation with one friend being Sable. She's now left and went to peruse other opportunities. But before she left I saw how much the Women's Division ganged up on her. And that just shows weaknesses and heartlessness on all three of their parts. That's why I have taken things personally. I hate the fact that all these Women's except me in the federation are friends. I know that they have absolutely no intention of ever fighting each other. They are all going to gang up on me in the end but they forgot a little something, the fact that I don't care if they gang up on me. Because when I get each one of them in one-on-one competition I will take them all out one by one. Now I know Cleopatra has beaten me before but you can rest assured that it will never, ever happen again. I wasn't fully concentrating on the match that time But believe me next time we meet I will take your ass out. No questions asked. But first I have to concentrate on Terri, which I have a match with her on the 23rd. Which I encourage everyone to watch. You see what Terri doesn't realize is that I have beat her before and I will do it again. She calls me childish names and continues to underestimate me and my wrestling abilities. But that's alright she will learn once again the skill of Calypso and the High winds come Friday Night where I will make sure I personally Humiliate her. So Terri watch out because I'm coming for you Friday night and I Will hold absolutely nothing back. So are you ready?
Paco: Mon, I know I am, I want to see that fight! This call for a beer!
Calypso: Anything calls for a beer in your case, Paco.
Paco: Yeah, well….uh, ok well you talk about Sable leaving and all what do you think of her leaving the ICWF?
Calypso: Well I support Sable's departure of the ICWF. She felt that the options that she was offered elsewhere where more appealing to her. But I also was disappointed that she left because I knew what her leaving meant. It meant a one-on-three war with the whole Women's Division of the ICWF. I know this is not going to be easy to try and climb to the top but I am ready to do so at all costs.
Paco: Yeah the boss and I personally, were heart broken that she left, she had been here since day one, *sniff, sniff* I need a drink…
Calypso: There, there Paco, it’s ok.
Paco: Well since you feel it is a 3 on 1 situation, are you looking to join up with any stable? Or maybe start your own?
Calypso: Well as I have said in some of my interviews I feel I have no back up here in the federation. So yes I am looking for back up. But I don't have many connection within the ICWF, maybe this will all change but only time will tell.
Paco: Hmm, I guess so. Well folks it’s time for Paco’s 5Qs! Ok first, Do you sleep in the nude?
[crowd laughs]
Calypso: Well in certain situations yes I do but I don't need people trying to look in my windows either....
Paco: Really? Damn.. ok number 2, Are you dating anyone?
Calypso: Currently no I am not dating anyone.
Paco: YES! Ok, If you could date anyone, wrestler, announcer, anyone in the fed Besides me, Paco of course, because let’s be honest who can’t resist me!? Anyway who would it be and why?
Calypso: Well hmm, there's a good question I'd have to say.. well "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn isn't bad, so I'm going to have to say him, he's a good looking young man and he's new talent here in the federation and he also looks to have a bright future.
Paco: Mr. Ass? My ass looks better, so your lost! 4, what was the name of the World Cup team that lost to the US in the Semi Final round?
Calypso: Well you know what soccer isn't my bag but who cares the US won the World Cup and that's all that matters!
Paco: It was Brazil and I see you have no respect for other countries, so screw you! No, just kidding. Last question, If you weren't a wrestler, what would you do or be?
Calypso: I'd be a professional partier!
Paco: Me and you both!
Calypso: No I'm just kidding…
Paco: Oh, I wasn’t!
Calypso: I know, I think I would pursue a modeling career but I don't have to think about that now because I plan on sticking with the ICWF for quite a long time in coming.
Paco: Well there you have her folks, Calypso! Let’s take a break and we will be back with our predictions for tonight!
Calypso: Well Friday it seems like the ICWF is coming up with another action packed card. The good thing about it is that they are all Hardcore matches which should prove to be exciting.
Paco: Hey! I was going to say that!
Calypso: Sorry, got a little exited.
Paco: That’s ok babe, ok first match, Scorpion vs. 187.
Calypso: I think this will be an easy win for Scorpion considering we haven't heard much from 187 lately.
Paco: I couldn’t agree with you more, the boss won’t be happy if 187 loses. Next we have Johnny Hunter versus Buddha.
Calypso: Once again I think this should be an easy match for Johnny Hunter pushing up his impressive record to 12-2.
Paco: Yeah, I agree too, Buddha has done nothing. Then we have The Rock battling it out with Han Zo Man.
Calypso: I'm going to go with The Rock as the favorite to win this fight. I think he's determined to win this fight so he can get back on track to get back his Intercontinental Title belt.
Paco: Right, when he left the fed for the brief time, he was strip and now the he return the owner won’t give him the belt back, that sucks. He’s the champ!
Calypso: Calm down Paco, here drink a beer.
Paco: Thank you, thank you.
Calypso: Then there's a Hardcore Tag Team match between the brotherhood against The X-treme team.
Paco: Actually I got this report here this morning, Both of those teams have been let go, Mr. Dougg had enough and fired them, so no tag match.
Calypso: Ok then, what’s next?
Paco: That would be the main event, Ruff Ryder vs. Hell Hawk, non-title.
Calypso: Right, according to the card it says that if Hell Hawk wins he gets a shot at the Hardcore title which Ruff Ryder currently has. But this match is a non-title match. I say look for Ruff Ryder to win this match. It looks to be a good card and I look forward to seeing it.
Paco: I agree, and there you have it folks our predictions for the card, that’s all the time we have for today, Calypso any last words?
Calypso: Yes, I again encourage all of you fans to watch the most watch federation today the ICWF, so tune in Friday Night and don't forget to set you sets to watch the match-up between me and Terri the 23rd.