Paco: Welcome everyone to I.C.W.F. radio, this is Paco’s Happy Hour!!! Well I’m not so happy anymore since they moved me to radio instead of TV and also I’m not happy about my two favorite wrestlers retiring but what the hell let’s move on. Fans let me give you some news. Well yesterday the ICWF was forced to release new comer Artic because he is having some personal problems and needs some time off from wrestling. I must say that this is too bad because he looked like he could make it here in the ICWF. He will be making his last appearance here at the Clash of the Champions and after that he is gone, my best wishes go out to him. To rebound from that, the ICWF received a call from former ICWF star Jag, after meeting for a few hours the former champion has been resigned by Mr. Dougg. So we lose one but gain another one, hopefully this time thought, Jag will make better use of his ICWF career. What happened? Well I like to call it, “The I made it now I don’t care” disease. What I mean is that once a superstar wins a title they immediately stop caring and in their first title defense they lose the title. Who has gotten this disease? Well let’s see, Mankind, The Eliminators, Reid, Kylo and Harkore King to name a few. This disease does spread so BE CAREFUL! Speaking of Harkore King, where is he? After defeating ICWF great, Dean, he has disappeared! Rumor has it that he too is having personal problems and might not be able to defend his title, well we hope he does appear in time for the PPV. Arryk Rage has been waiting for this match for a long time and I’m sure he would be disappointed if he doesn’t get to beat some ass! What else is on the news? Is Unforgiven really leaving?! Uh no! what is it with these reporters? They’ll say anything to get some attention or to stir something up. Paco, the source is telling you right now, Unforgiven is happy with the ICWF and doesn’t plan on going anywhere for a long, long time. Specially since he has that title match, but if you are wondering who might be living I’ll tell you who, those damn reporters who give you false information that’s who! Let’s go to something else, OH, ok, check this out, no one thought this would ever happen but last night it did, the One Win Wonder is no more! That’s right Han Zo Mon picked up his second win EVER to improve his record to 2-5-2. If you ask me that’s not a bad record but the wrestlers in the ICWF dressing rooms have labeled him as the biggest jobber in the industry, well last night he proved them wrong, can he do it again? Who knows, but my congratulations go out to HZM!! In other news, What else is out there? Oh yes, the owner is not happy with a lot of the rookies here in the ICWF and he has been heard saying that if these rookies don’t step up to the plate during the World Title Tourney they will be giving their pink slips right on the spot! Imagine that, being fired on national television! Speaking of the World Title Tourney the brackets are to be released tonight after this show! Should be interesting to see those match ups! One small note, Jag has taken Artic’s place in the tourney so it will be interesting to see who Jag faces. Clash of the Champions is one day away and even though there is no World Title Match people can’t wait to see this PPV. It was speculated that the PPV would not sell out because of no world title match, but the tickets still sold out! I’m sure owner Dougg is happy to hear this. Later on with my guest we will talk about the matches but I want to tell you all now what the main event is going to be. After yesterday’s deadline, it was announced today that it will be Calypso vs. Aggressive Angel!! These two ladies have one of the hottest and biggest feuds in ICWF history. So why don’t we talk about that? Feuds! But first, a commercial break and we’ll be right back!
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Paco: Welcome back, feuds seem to keep growing here in the ICWF. Like we were talking about before the break, Calypso vs. Angel seems to be the hottest one. No one knows what’s really behind the hatred that these two hot ladies have for eachother but we know this, at the PPV this will be one hell of a match. The Owner has told me personally that he will be at ring side for this match, wonder why? Calypso said she has been training her hardest for this matches and if for some reason she is not successful in defeating Angel, then maybe she will take some time off from wrestling. Well I am a big fan of Women Wrestling, so if Calypso loses I will miss her a lot, so let the HOTTEST…err… the BEST female win!
What is up with Dean? First is HOP then he dishes HOP for MOB now MOB is dead and he is back with HOP! Dean can’t seem to make up his mind on which stable to be but one thing is for sure, he better do it soon and get some people because right now Damage Inc. and Anti-Heroes are at the top of that league. Speaking of which, Anti-Heroes has grown larger then Damage Inc. they recently added ICWF veteran, Sledgehammer making their numbers grow to 8. So who is better? Well Anti-Heroes have the great veterans Johnny Hunter and Arryk Rage plus two of the hottest(wrestling wise for you who like to think bad) new wrestlers in the ICWF, Evermore and Everlast. Sledgehammer and EdgeofEternity make some great additions along with Stitches(HOT!) on the other hand Damage Inc. is a stable full of rookies with up rising stars, so right now it looks as if Anti-Heroes have the edge.
Well after forming the Canadian Revolution, Everlast and Kroller seem to be at eachother’s throats! Kroller was not happy with Everlast joining Anti-Heroes, however Everlast didn’t care and he had this to say: “ @#$$ that motherf@#$$! He can kiss my motherf@#$$ ! @$$!, he is nothing but a B@#t!” Man, some comments huh?
To me the highlight of TNF was the match between Jack Jeckel and Domination. These two rookies showed me that they have what it takes to make it here in the ICWF, and they unlike other rookies want to succeed. These two guys went at it for 20 minutes and the match had to end in a draw because of the time limit. After the show ended Domination made the comments that he has respect for Jack Jeckel now and wants to tag with him and take down Damage Inc.! Will Jeckel accept? Who knows but the reason why Domination wants a piece of Damage Inc. is because Lucifer came out and choke-slammed him! Domination says he won’t stand for this and has demanded a match with him and if Lucifer happens to win the IC title at the PPV, Domination wants it to be a IC title match! Interesting things there, I see great things coming from both of these rookies, specially Domination. Dean might want to speak to these two, they would make great additions to his so called stable of 2.
Give this guy some credit! Who? Vic Vulgar. The man is clearly a good wrestler with a bright future here in the ICWF but yet he is still getting treated like a rookie! The man is 4-1 with the #7 contender spot for God’s sake! So all I’m saying is give him some credit, he’s making it here in the ICWF, I see some gold around his waist soon! Dean, here is another guy who could make H O P……… B I G!
Ruff Ryder vs. Scorpion seems to be a great match with a lot of meaning. What meaning? Well this match means a lot to both of the wrestlers. As Scorpion has been saying, Ruff Ryder needs to beat Scorpion to prove that he can still make it in the ICWF and make it to that Main Eventer Status, something that he has been trying to reach for a long, long time. For Scorpion is simple, if he beats Ruff Ryder he proves to all the critics that he deserves to be champion and that he is indeed a ICWF superstar. I’m looking at this match very closely I can’t wait! Gente let’s take another break and when we come back I’ll be talking to my guest here tonight, former Hardcore and World Champion, DEAN!
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Paco: Ok, we’re back my gente and with me is the former Hardcore and World Champion… Dean! Dean welcome to My Happy Hour.
Dean: Thank you Paco it is a pleasure to be here.
Paco: Ok, let’s get started, Dean tell us about Dean before ICWF.
Dean: Well, before ICWF, I was playing college basketball for the Arkansas Razorbacks, and I was an all American, but I decided that I would take up a much more interesting career, so I joined with WAWF. I was pretty much a jobber there, I was learning the ropes. Then I joined the WFW, and I was one of the top five best wrestlers there. Then a man named Dougg came up to me and offered me a huge contract to join ICWF, and well I joined and started off slow. But then Dougg came through and gave me the push he had promised, and I fought Johnny Hunter for the World Title, the rest is history from there.
Paco: Yeah, you two had some great matches, now how has your stay been in ICWF?
Dean: Well, the feds before ICWF were small, but fun, but ICWF is the big time, and I have loved every moment of it, the front office is fair and they make up great angles and book excellent cards and Pay Per Views. I am a superstar all over the world, and I owe it all to the ICWF.
Paco: Well is sounds nice, but just a few days ago you had a problem with the ICWF office, so tell us why you quit? and then came back.
Dean: Well, me and Dougg got in a little quarrel over the recent embarrassment I suffered at the hands of Harkore King, some people in the front office cheated me, and well Dougg, being the great Prez he is took care of the problem, and resigned me to my original contract with the ICWF. I never wanted to leave, and I am glad that I am back.
Paco: Well the Owner says Harkore beat you fair and square but let’s not go into that, let’s talk about something better. Dean, rumor is you and AA are brother and sister, is this true?
Dean: You did not just ask what I think you asked. What are you a moron! Look at me, I am BLACK, look at AA she is WHITE! We are friends, but we are not related, it is impossible. I don't mind you Paco, but I can't stand people who ask dumb questions, so think about what you are gonna ask!
Paco: Sorry!!! What a damn attitude! I didn’t know you were black, you look mix but anyway, next, you and Evermore seem to have it in for Scorpion, why do you want a shot at him so badly?
Dean: Well, I frankly hate the guy, he is friends with my arch rival Johnny Hunter, and thus I want to take him out. Also, the rumor going around is that I am one cocky individual, and you know that rumor is right on, I am cocky, I know I am the best, and I don't like these guys like Scorpion get the credit that belongs to me, so I want to kill the noise about Scorpion. Now as for Evermore, I really don't know, I mean backstage they are like brothers, always hanging out together, they are closer than brothers. Evermore is a really nice guy, he is loving and caring, if he didn't have a girlfriend I would swear he is gay, but he is very nice and him and Scorpion are really tight.
Paco: Really? Damn, I better watch myself around them. Ok, onto something else, I was talking about this earlier, why did you leave HOP, then joined MoB, and then back with HOP?
Dean: Well, I created HOP, it was my life long dream, but I lost my drive when my so called best friends stabbed me in the back at Bad Blood. Then my life long best friend Lurrr wanted to start his famous stable the MoB, but it eventually died, and I joined back with HOP.
Paco: I see, what do you think are HOP’s chances in ICWF?
Dean: Now I feel that HOP will be stronger than back in the glory days, it will be huge and look for some major signings in the very near future.
Paco: Well I mention some wrestlers that I think could be huge stars here in the ICWF, so maybe you’ll listen, or maybe something will get through the thick head of yours.
Dean: What?
Paco: Uh, I’m a big fan of yours? Yes that’s it. Now last question, before we predict the winners of the matches. We have never really asked you this, and you haven’t really said but here it goes, how did it feel to beat Johnny Hunter?
Dean: You know, I get sick of hearing that, Johnny Hunter was great, but he is not on the level he once was, sure at the time it was great, but now it don't matter. I am glad I beat him, but all I want is the World Title, I was first, yeah it was good, but now I am looking to regain my spot as #1 in ICWF.
Paco: I see, well my gente listening out there we are going to take another commercial break and when we come back me and Dean will discuss who we think will win at the PPV and why.
Dean: Right on sucka!
Paco: Uh, ok.
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Paco: Ok we’re back on the air my gente, and let’s talk about Clash of the Champions. The Owner had a great vision for this PPV but now that Dean and The Rock screwed it up well Tradition has gone down the toilet if you ask me but anyway.
Dean: I’m back sorry had to answer a phone call, what were you saying?
Paco: Uh, nothing. Let’s get started yes? First who is gonna win the 4 way in your mind Dean?
Dean: Well, I think that Lucifer and Everlast are the favorites, but I gotta go with Everlast, cause nobody in Damage Inc. could be a champion.
Paco: Now that’s funny, ha, ha. Ok, I am going to have to agree with you, at first I thought Artic might take it but seeing as how he now has problems, I doubt he’ll be focus for this match. Ok, next is Scorpion vs. Ruff Ryder, Dean?
Dean: Well, I will have to go with Scorpion, Unfortunately. I feel he is too good for Ruff Ryder, but I do believe Ruff Ryder will make it a good match, but Scorpion will pull this one out.
Paco: You know, I’m like you. I’m not a big fan of Scorpion, specially now after what you told me about him and Everlast, ewww, but anyway I think that Scorpion will win, not because he’s good, but because RUFF RYDER SUCKS!!!! Ok now, Harkore King vs. Arryk Rage?
Dean: Well, Arryk Rage will win this one, Harkore King got lucky, and he won't be so lucky this time. Arryk will become a champion for the first time in his career.
Paco: I agree, specially since we haven’t heard squat from Harkore. Next is Kylo vs. Unforgiven.
Dean: I gots to go with my home boy Kylo, he will kill this Damage Inc. reject.
Paco: Ha, ha. I love your Damage Inc. jokes. I’m going to have to agree, Unforgiven is not ready to be a champion in my opinion. Next is the Tag Title Match between Fixxxer and the Canadian Revolution, forced together if I may add.
Dean: Fixxxer will win, cause Everlast carries this team, and I believe he will concentrate more on his singles match and concede this one to Fixxxer.
Paco: Interesting thought, but I think that just because of that fact that Everlast carries the team they will win. Everlast is too good even by himself for Fixxxer. Last and definitely not least, the lovely but tough ladies, the Main Event at Clash of the Champions, Calypso vs. Aggressive Angel, Dean?
Dean: Well, I have to say that Aggressive Angel will win this one, and I have heard that it might be Calypso's last match in ICWF, well she will give it a good run, but Angel will win again.
Paco: Yeah that rumor has been going around, hopefully is not true. Angel has the biggest and best streak going for the Women’s Division ever. I’m sure she is bound to get into the Hall of Fame soon, but even after all of these great things, I’m going to have to go with Calypso. I think she wants it more then Angel. Well folks that is it for tonight, I wanted to thank you all for listening and I wanted to thank my man Dean for stopping by, any last words my man?
Dean: Yeah, before I go, I want to say to the fans sorry about this no main event thing, I know it sucks, but I will be in it next month, I will make it up to all the little and big Dean fans out there.
Paco: Well he said he was cocky folks and he is showing it right here. However there will be a main event, in the form of Calypso vs. Aggressive Angel. Now it might not be up to Dean’s standards but I’m sure you the fans are going to love it, hell the event is sold out even still, so I know you do! For Dean, I’m Paco, good night gente!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OOC: Ok before you go see the brackets I want you all to read this about the tourney:
If you have a match TNF you can start rping for it NOW.
If you have a match FNH you must wait until Friday to start to rp for it IF YOU WANT YOUR RPS to count.
NOTHING was fixed, I said it before and I'll say it again, I drew names out of a hat, as they came out I paired them up. The only thing I CHANGED was Artic's name for Jag's. Now click here to view the brackets. Where? HERE!