Smith: Titan! Titan! Can you tell us who your mystery partner is?? Is he in the arena already? He's not here? no? Yes? He left you hanging huh?

Titan 3: Calm down and shut the fuck up before you have a damn seizure!! You, those punks Electricity along with the rest of the world are just going to have wait a little bit longer.. but I will tell you one thing.. he's here.. oh yeah.. he's definitely here.. now get out of my face!

:~:Titan 3 shoves Smith to the side and he falls down.. Jones walks by and laughs as the camera cuts to the inside of the MCI Arena, where tonight's show is being held.. the crowd is going wild like usual, throwing their arms all over the place.. You see the world famous signs.. some read: "ODJ, I got you hook up!" "Drunkaholic + Mad Stoner = One massive hangover!" "I'm the father of one of Jones' Kids!" "Got Soul?" "Can you feel the Electricity!?" and many more.. the camera cuts to the usual suspects, Miller speaks.:~:

Miller: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to another, Friday.. Night... Heat!! I am your host G. M. and along side with me, a man who has been in the fed way too long.. Paco!

Paco: Hey man, I'm never leaving the ICWF until I die.. and if it's still open when I die.. I'm going to tell ODJ to bury my ass in the ICWF HQ..

Miller: I doubt he will do that but Paco let's get down to it.. Insane Massacre II is less than 2 weeks away and many match ups for that event will be set up tonight!!

Paco: Damn right, I can't wait..

Miller: Well we don't have to wait.. our first bout is between the deranged Genocide.. formerly known as Leatherface...

Paco: Yeah, he took his mask off and all.. man that's one ugly mofo!!

Miller: Well this isn't a beauty contest Paco.. these guys are here to kick ass! He will be taking on another man who knows how to kick ass.. Riot..

Paco: Oh cool... let's go to Joey then...

:~:"Beat the Bastards" By The Exploited begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly.. Riot makes his way to the ring with his fiancé, Rude Grrrl. :~:

J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen our next bout is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit and it's a handicap match! Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Toronto, Ontario....

Crowd: CANADA!!!

J. Styles: He weights in at 220 pounds and stands at 6'0" tall... here is....Riot!!!

:~:He gets inside the ring and as soon as he does "Down with the Sickness" By Disturbed begins to play and the crowd boos loudly.. Genocide makes his way to the ring.:~:

J. Styles: and his opponent, making his way to the ring from Los Angeles, California.. he weights in at 266 pounds and stands at 6'6" tall... here is.. Genocide!!!

:~:He gets in the ring and looks around at the crowd who are looking at him, he looks very different... the bell rings and they squares off... :~:

Miller: Well here we go.. two very weird individuals going at it in this one Paco..

Paco: Yeah.. but Genocide is not as weird any more.. but he is still as dangerous..

:~:They lock up and Riot quickly applies a headlock.. Genocide tries to get out of it but can't and Riot takes him down, still holding the headlock... Genocide kicks out of it and both men jump to their feet.. Riot charges at Genocide but is stopped by a kick to the mid section.. Genocide hooks Riot for a suplex, he gets him up but instead of dropping him backwards he hangs him out to dry on the ropes! Genocide then takes a few steps back.. charges at Riot and nails him with a knee lift that sends Riot flying down to the outside.. Genocide steps through the ropes but doesn't come down from the ring, he waits for Riot to get up.. Riot does and Genocide jumps off, nailing Riot with a double axe handle smash! Riot stays down and Genocide begins to stomp on him hard.. the fans near by boo him and shout obscenities at him.. Genocide turns to them and they go silent..:~:

Miller: Man Genocide is taking it to Riot..

Paco: Yeah, and if the fans don't want to get their ass kick.. I suggest they keep quiet!

:~:Genocide after messing with the crowd a bit picks up Riot, who surprises him with a shot to the mid section.. Riot stands up and nails Genocide with a right hand to the face followed by a couple of more.. Genocide is rocking and Riot grabs him and throws him up against the steel steps.. Genocide hits shoulder first and he is now down.. Riot quickly picks him up and tosses him inside the ring.. Riot jumps up on the apron and then climbs the corner.. he looks down at Genocide who is in the middle of the ring face up.. Riot jumps off and connects with a huge splash! Riot then hooks the leg and attempts the first pin of the match.. one! two! kick out by Genocide.. Riot picks him up and throws him on the corner.. Riot goes to the opposite corner, charges at Genocide and nails him with a splash! Riot quickly takes Genocide out of the corner, hooks him for a DDT and then climbs on the second rope.. Riot signals to the crowd and then delivers a Tornado DDT!! :~:

Miller: That was a devastating move by Riot who is making a comeback!

Paco: Yeah, he's going for the pin! one! two! kick out by Genocide! Damn, he almost had him!!

:~:Riot pulls Genocide to the middle of the ring and then goes to the corner.. he climbs it, points to Genocide and then to the crowd and delivers a corkscrew splash! no, Genocide moved and Riot hit nothing but mat!! Both men are down but not for long as Riot gets his air back and makes it to his feet.. He picks up Genocide and whips him to the ropes.. reversal by Genocide, Riot bounces off and Genocide gives him a hard thrust forward kick to the stomach! Riot folds in pain and Genocide drops him with a swinging Neckbreaker! Genocide goes for his first pin of the match.. one! two! and Riot kicks out.. Genocide is slow getting up but does eventually.. Genocide picks up Riot but gets a thumb to the eye for his effort.. Riot whips Genocide to the corner and he hits hard.. Riot charges at him but this time around Genocide gets out oft he corner and catches Riot, lifting him over his head.. Riot comes down crashing on the top turnbuckle, jewels first.. He sits in the turnbuckle, in big time pain as Genocide comes from behind.. grabs his arms and has him in a crucifix position before dropping him to the mat in a Powerbomb like manner!! Genocide goes for the pin, one! two! kick out!!:~:

Miller: Man Genocide is taking Riot apart.. but Riot is not giving up!

Paco: Yeah, Riot is a fighter.. is going to take a whole lot more than that to beat him..

:~:Rude Grrrl jumps on the apron trying to get the ref's attention.. she gets it but she also gets Genocide.. He walks over and says a few choice words to him.. she slaps him across the face and then jumps down.. Genocide stumbles backwards, where Riot turns him around and goes for a clothesline.. Genocide ducks though, Riot turns around and Genocide spits fire on his face!!! The ref doesn't see it as he is still arguing with Rude Grrrl... Riot is blinded by the horrible burn, Genocide's trademark.. Genocide quickly hooks him and drops him with a rapid DDT, his finisher.. Genocide pins him and the ref notices the pin, he makes the count! one! two! three!!:~:

Miller: Genocide remains undefeated! Of course when you cheat, you can't lose..

Paco: He didn't cheat!!

Miller: You don't call spitting fire on your opponent's face cheating??

Paco: Not if the ref doesn't see it, hehe...

Miller: oh shut up!

J. Styles: Here is your winner.... Genocide!!!

Miller: Well that was a hell of a match nevertheless..

Paco: Sure was.. this Genocide character might become one of the big time players here in the ICWF in the near future..

Miller: He just might indeed.. well folks the next two matches have special stipulations in them.. the winner of both, will get a Universal Title shot at the PPV...

Paco: So it will be a 3 way?? But what if TLS wins the North American Title tonight?

Miller: Well if he does than it becomes vacant, and these two will fight for it.. and of course if he doesn't win, then it will be a 3 way.. however since there will be a rematch of the NA title match between the two participants… then it might end up being a four way dance..

Paco: what what?

Miller: Ok it’s like this.. If TLS loses.. he keeps the Universal but he gets another shot at the NA title at the PPV.. but seeing as he has to defend the Universal to the winners of the next two matches.. then at the PPV it will be a four way for both titles.. First pin gets the NA.. second pin gets the Universal..

Paco: oh cool.. so the next two matches, only rookies are going at it right? who?

Miller: Yup all new guys.. Joey will tell us who....

J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen our next bout is scheduled for one fall.. with a 10 minute time limit.. the winner of this bout will get awarded a Universal Title shot at Insane Massacre part duex!.

:~:"Bleed" By Godhead begins to play and the crowd stands up to see one, of the two newcomers.. :~:

J. Styles: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Kendra Storm, he is making his debut in the ICWF from Atlanta, Georgia.... here is... Kriss Havok!!!

:~:He talks with his valet and then gets inside the ring.. a few seconds later the second participant makes his way to the ring.. no music plays but the lights are dim down making it very creepy.. oooh... BOO!:~:

J. Styles: and his opponent, also making his debut in the ICWF... Here is the man from the shadows... Massacre!!!

:~:Massacre gets in the ring and comes face to face with Kriss Havok.. they are both about the same height.. the bell rings and they lock up...:~:

Miller: well here we go.. Two rookies going at it.. throughout the months we see rookies vs. rookies Paco.. many come to pass, but very few stay in the ICWF..

Paco: That is very true Miller... the few the stay, stay to enjoy the glory.. but the many that pass, pass because they just don't have what it takes.. it should be interesting to see where these two dudes, fit in..

:~:They lock up and Massacre quickly whips Havok to the ropes.. Havok bounces off and Massacre sends him flying with a back body drop! Massacre picks him back up quickly and starts to nail him with right hands.. Massacre with a scoop now and a slam. Massacre goes for a quick pin, one.. kick out by Havok.. Massacre sits him up and applies a reverse chin lock.. The hold doesn’t have much effect though as Havok makes it to his feet.. he elbows Massacre in the mid section a few times and breaks free.. Havok goes to the ropes but before he can attempt an offensive move Massacre stops him with a knee to the mid section.. Massacre hooks a defenseless Havok and drops him with a suplex! :~:

Miller: Well it’s all Massacre right now Paco..

Paco: Yeah.. but don’t count Havok out just yet..

:~:Massacre goes for another quick pin but again he only gets one.. Massacre picks up Havok.. gives him a kick to the gut and then hooks him between his legs, piledriver coming up.. no Havok back body drops him! Massacre lands hard but quickly makes it to his feet and kicks Havok in the mid section.. Massacre whips him to the ropes, reversal by Havok.. Massacre bounces off and gets dropped with a clothesline! Massacre jumps to his feet and again gets dropped with a clothesline… Massacre jumps to his feet again and charges at Havok, Havok this time scoops him up, holds him in a cradle position and drops him with a cradle Piledriver! The crowd gives a nice reaction to the devastating move, Havok hooks the leg and goes for the pin! One! Two! kick out by Massacre! :~:

Miller: I guess you were right about Havok, he’s making a comeback..

Paco: Damn right I was right, I am never wrong!

:~:Havok picks up Massacre and calls for his trademark move, a full nelson slam.. he hooks Massacre on the hold, the ref asks him if he gives up, Massacre shakes his head “no” and then kicks back, nailing Havok in his jewels! Havok stumbles backwards holding his jewels, Massacre gathers himself and goes after Havok.. he hooks him between his legs, he picks him up for a Piledriver.. he spins around a few times though and then drops him with the Piledriver! The crowd gives a big “OH!” as they are starting to get into the match.. Both wrestlers are down but only momentarily as Massacre reaches for Havok and throws his arm on top of him for the pin, one! Two! Kick out! :~:

Miller: Man that was a close call! Both of these rookies are putting in a hell of an effort!!

Paco: Damn right they are, you know what I like about them? Their innovative style.. that will take you far in the ICWF!

:~:Massacre picks up Havok and whips him hard against the turnbuckle.. Havok hits and Massacre follows that up with a huge clothesline on the corner, no! Havok gets out of the way and Massacre hits hard! Havok turns him around and scoops him up for a body slam, Massacre breaks free though and falls behind Havok.. Massacre turns him around, kick to the gut and a hook up! Powerbomb coming up.. up goes Havok but he holds, he nails Massacre with a few right hands and Massacre drops.. Havok grabs the leg for the pin, one! Quick Kick out! Both men jump to their feet, Massacre goes for a clothesline, Havok ducks and quickly hooks Massacre from behind, Full Nelson Slam!! The crowd cheers loudly now as they are on their feet.. Havok signals to the crowd and then picks up Massacre, he places him on his shoulders and then drops him with his finisher, the Krissening!! The Crowd cheers after he delivers his finisher.. Havok goes for the pin, one! Two! Three!! The bell rings.. :~:

Miller: He got him with that TKO type move!!

Paco: Yeah! Man that was awesome!!

J. Styles: Here is your winner… and the number one contender to the Universal Title……… ”THE VANDAL” Kriss Havok!!!

Miller: One of the contenders anyway.. we have yet to see the match between Drunkaholic and Mad Stoner..

Paco: Yeah, I can’t wait for that one..

Miller: Wait a second, I just got handed a note here… oh no… Geez.. it looks like the match between those two won’t be taking place…

Paco: Huh!? What? Why??

Miller: Well it says here reasons will not be disclosed.. but both of them are no longer with the ICWF!!

Paco: what the!? Oh that blows…

Miller: big time.. so I guess at the PPV is either going to be Havok vs. TLS or Havok vs. whoever the last two participants of the NA title match are..

Paco: This f’n sucks dude… I wanted to see those two guys going at it..

Miller: Yeah.. oh well.. so what happens now? Commercial? Ok we’ll take a commercial break and we’ll be right back folks..

:~:The show, before it goes to commercial.. it cuts to the parking lot where we see a stretch Limo pulling up.. the camera focuses on the license plate and it reads: "2geda4Eva" Yeah I know that's a lot more letters than you are allowed but damn it, this is make believe! Get off my back.. any who... the passenger side door is opened by the driver and out step 3 individuals.. all wearing paper bags with little holes in them, over their head. They head inside the arena as the show goes to commercial... :~:

It’s coming, and you can’t stop it.. nobody can!!

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:~:The show comes back on the air, with Paco and Miller before us. :~:

Miller: Welcome back to Heat everyone.. as you saw before the break, one of the two mystery participants of the night is here! Which one is it though? Is it Titan 3's partner? Or Kidd Foxx's opponent...?

Paco: You jackass... that's Kidd Foxx's opponent.. remember? He's that freak that likes Together and Pokemon... I bet you that guy has pimples all over his face and is still a virgin.. just like you, hahaha!

Miller: Shut up I don't have pimples! and I am not a virgin!

Paco: From the back maybe...

Miller: what the!? What's that suppose to mean!?

Paco: Nothing man chill.. let's go to the next match eh?

Miller: Alright... Joey take it away..

J. Styles: Thank you back door swinger you...

Miller: Hey!

J. Styles: Sorry... hehe.. Ladies and Gentlemen our next bout is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit and it's for the ICWF's Lightweight Championship!!.

:~:The crowd cheers slightly but when "Bawitaba" by Kid Rock hits, they go nuckin' futs.. errr... fuckin' nuts...... :~:

J. Styles: Introducing first the champion.. he comes to us from Detroit Rock City... weighting in at 230 pounds and standing at 6'3" tall... here is the lightweight Champion of the WORLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDA! His name is KIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Kidd Foxx!!!

:~:The crowd keeps on cheering loudly as he comes out and heads to the ring.. once he is inside a big question mark appears in the Insane-A-Tron and the sounds of a song by 2gether begins play, I don't know any so you pick one.. then one of the man wearing a paper bag on his head makes his way to the ring and gets inside.. :~:

J. Styles: and his opponent.. he comes to us from parts unknown.. weighting it at unknown pounds and standing at unknown feet tall.. here is... ???? Man!!!

:~:The question mark man walks up to Kidd Foxx and Kidd does the same.. they come face to face and Kidd Foxx snatches the bag off of his opponent's head.. he is! he is! he is wearing a mask! The masked guy nails Kidd Foxx with a right hand, getting the match started.. the bell rings. :~:

Miller: Well here we go Paco! We still don't know who this guy is, but he is taking it to Kidd Foxx!

Paco: Yeah.. so I guess this guy will remain a mystery for a while longer.. damn it.. I hate not knowing shit...

:~:the masked wrestler keeps on pounding Kidd Foxx until he backs him up to the corner where he nails him with a pair of knife edge chops... The masked man whips Kidd Foxx to the opposite side and the kid hits hard! The masked man charges at Kidd Foxx but the kid explodes out of the corner and runs over the masked man with a clothesline! Kidd Foxx begins to stomp a mud hole on the masked man.. the ref gives him the four count and Kidd Foxx stops after four.. he picks up the masked man, whips to the ropes and a hip toss! Masked man makes it to his feet only to get another hip toss! To their feet again, and again a hip toss by Kidd Foxx, this time he keeps him grounded though with an arm bar. :~:

Miller: Well the masked wrestler managed some offense for about 10 maybe 20 seconds?

Paco: Yeah.. the champion is really taking over now!

:~:Kidd Foxx picks him up and whips him to the ropes again, the Masked wrestler bounces off and Kidd Foxx jumps on his shoulders and goes for a hurricanrana, but the masked man blocks it and instead drops backwards, hanging Kidd Foxx out to dry on the ropes by his neck! The crowd gives a big "OH!" as Kidd Foxx bounces off hard.. The masked man drags Kidd Foxx to in front of one of the corners and then climbs it.. He reaches the top and quickly dives off, connecting with a picture perfect shooting star press! The masked man quickly hooks the leg for the pin, one! two! kick out!! :~:

Miller: That was OH so close!

Paco: It sure was.. I thought we had a new champion for real!

:~:the masked man picks up Kidd Foxx and whips him to the ropes.. Kidd Foxx bounces off and the masked man nails him with a spinning heel kick! Another pin and another kick out... The masked man picks up Kidd Foxx yet again and this time he tosses him to the outside.. The masked man follows, the crowd boos him a bit and he gives them the bird.. The masked man grabs Kidd Foxx, who surprises him with a huge right hand.. the masked man stumbles backwards and Kidd Foxx nails him a couple of more times.. Kidd Foxx grabs him and throws him against the steel steps, the masked man hits hard splitting the steps in two.. :~:

Miller: Kidd Foxx is doing everything he can to stay in the match!

Paco: Yeah, he has been on the offensive for most of the match… if he doesn’t take control, his championship reign is in big trouble!

:~:Kidd Foxx quickly picks him up now and tosses him inside the ring.. Kidd Foxx follows suit and then waits from the masked man to get up.. He eventually does but looks lost, Kidd Foxx comes up from behind him and applies the Kidd Factor!! A sleeper, face buster combo!! Kidd Foxx rolls him over after the impact and goes for the pin, one! Two! th.. kick out!! Kidd Foxx is a bit shock and so is the crowd, who see this masked man, kick out of Kidd Foxx’s trademark maneuver. Kidd Foxx hops to his feet and tells the crowd is over.. he goes to the corner and climbs it.. he reaches the top and turns around, and to his surprise, he sees the masked man standing right in front of him! The masked man grabs him and brings him down hard to the mat! The masked man then quickly jumps on the top turnbuckle.. waits for Kidd Foxx to stand up, and when he does.. he delivers a missile drop kick!! The tables have turned and now the masked man goes for the pin! One! Two! kick out! :~:

Miller: The masked man almost became the new LW champion!!

Paco: Yeah, hey that missile drop kick reminded me of Dean.. do you think maybe Dean lost some weight and it’s the mystery guy??

:~:Miller shrugs and the match continues as the masked man picks up Kidd Foxx and whips him to the ropes.. Kidd Foxx bounces off and the masked man sends him flying with a back body drop! But the kid some how lands on his feet! The Masked Man turns around and now he’s the one surprised! Kidd Foxx gives him a kick to the gut, he hooks him for a Powerbomb.. He lifts him up and as he does this the masked man’s foot hits the ref right on the chin, knocking him down! The kid doesn’t notice and turns the Powerbomb into a reversed Tombstone Piledriver!! The crowd is back on their feet and are cheering loudly as they feel that the end is near.. All men are down though, including the ref! The crowd starts a Kidd Foxx chant and he manages to make it to his feet, he stumbles towards the corner.. He starts to climb it and signals to the crowd for his finisher again… :~:

Miller: Kidd Foxx tried his move before… but it failed.. will he get it now!!

Paco: Well the masked man is not moving a muscle.. maybe he will, but if he does.. will the ref be able to count?!!

:~:Kidd Foxx reaches the top and is about to deliver his 450 splash when someone from the crowd jumps over the railing.. is Jake Navaja! He jumps on the apron and pushes Kidd Foxx off the top! The kid flips in the air and lands hard on his back.. Jake smiles and heads to the back as the masked man comes back into his own.. he sees Kidd Foxx down and out in the middle of the ring and the masked man quickly stands up and picks up Kidd Foxx, he hooks him in a cradle position and delivers a modified DDT!! The crowd gives a big “OH!” Followed by loud boos as they see him pin Kidd Foxx! The ref comes back around.. he sees the pin and makes the count!!:~:

Miller: No ref! Don’t do it! Not like this!!

Paco: He’s going to count Miller! One! Two! Three!! New champion!!

Miller: But Jake interfered!

Paco: What did I tell you before? If the ref doesn’t see it.. then it’s not cheating!!

:~:The bell rings and the crowd keeps booing as the ref hands the title to the masked man! :~:

J. Styles: Here is your winner…….. and the NEW Lightweight Champion of the World…. The ?????? Man!!!

Miller: I can’t believe this.. that guy doesn’t deserve the belt!

Paco: Hey look Miller! He’s taking the mask off!

Miller: what the? He is!!

:~:The masked man is standing on the corner with the title on the turnbuckle.. he begins to untie his mask from the back of his head and then takes it off.. he then reaches for the title and throws his long hair back… It’s CURT CANON!!! :~:

Crowd: CURT CANON!??!

Miller & Paco: CURT CANON??!!

Nachos Vendor: Nachos! CURT CANON!??! Nachos!!

:~:Yes Curt Canon! The man has finally healed from the vicious attacked he suffered a few months back… at the hands of… :~:

Miller: Kidd Foxx! It all makes sense now Paco!!

Paco: What are you talking about??

Miller: Remember when the ICWF first open!? Or reopened.. well Kidd Foxx fought Curt Canon and Kidd Foxx injured him badly!! Curt Canon was out for a few months thanks to Kidd Foxx but now he’s back, and he came back with a vengeance!

Paco: Yeah, I get it now! And look he’s not done!

:~:Curt Canon picks up Kidd Foxx and drops him with his finisher again, the cradle DDT! Curt Canon then goes to the outside and drags Kidd Foxx out of the ring.. he then pulls out a table.. and sets it up.. the crowd has been booing all this time and now, are booing louder.. Curt Canon places Kidd Foxx on top of the table and then climbs it himself.. he picks up Kidd Foxx and once again he delivers his cradle DDT on him!! :~:

Miller: Good heavens! He’s trying to break his neck!!

Paco: yeah, I think Canon is going a little too far! Hey!? What’s that Music!!

:~:”Hey Ladies” By The Beastie Boys plays loudly and the crowd goes wild! Could it be? Is he back!? The lights dim down and a spot light hits the entrance.. Curt Canon along with the crowd turn their attention to it and yes! He’s back! El Linchador!!!! He comes out and the crowd cheers louder.. Curt Canon curses and El Linchador charges down the ramp and begins to exchange blows with Canon! He wins the battle and tosses Canon inside the ring.. He goes in himself and then picks him up.. he whips him towards the ropes but Canon smartly hangs on to the ropes and slides out of the ring before El Linchador can do any more damage... :~:

Miller: What!? He’s back Paco!! El Linchador his back too!!

Paco: Yeah! And he spoiled Canon’s return with his own! Unbelievable!

:~:Curt grabs his title and walks back up the ramp, never taking his eyes off of El Linchador, who is now standing in the corner calling him back.. Canon raises his title high in the air and points to himself.. El Linchador hops down and asks for a mic… he gets one and speaks… :~:

El Linchador: That’s right! I’m back baby! Your hero has returned to get rid of scum like Kirk over there.. Hey Kirk.. what’s the matter? Scared? You might have taken out Kidd Foxx right here.. but how about trying that on me at Insane Massacre!!

Miller: He’s challenging Canon for the title!

Paco: But what about Kidd Foxx!?!

:~:Canon shakes his head no and tells El Linchador: “No Way!” The crowd boos as he leaves to the back.. El Linchador shakes his head and then raises his arms.. the crowd cheers him on.. He is about to step out of the ring when “Hispanic Causin’ Panic” By Kid Frost begins to play and the crowd again, boos loudly.. they are going to need a break soon.. lol.. His music dies and he, Jake, speaks..:~:

Miller: What is he doing back out here! Thanks to him Kidd Foxx is no longer the champ!

Paco: Hush Miller!

Jake N.: Hold on a damn minute here ese.. do you think you can just come back out of the blue and demand a title shot? You must be crazier than Kidd Foxx was for not wanting to give me a shot!

El Linchador: Hey.. Jake is it.. I didn’t ask for a title shot.. What your hero asked for was a match against Canon.. if the title is on the line well yupiiii! If it’s not then oh well.. all I want is to get my hands on Canon since he thinks he is the big bad wolf..

Jake N.: Well whatever Leash… You are not fighting Canon at the PPV because… I AM! That’s right.. I’m fighting Canon and there is nothing you can do about it.. bioach!!

El Linchador: There isn’t it? Well let’s find out!

:~:El Linchador gets out of the ring and charges at Jake Navaja.. Jake drops the mic but before he can get close to El.. a bunch of refs come out and separate the two! The crowd boos and a chant of “Let them fight!” gets started.. no chance though as a few refs are already taking Jake to the back.. just then Canon reappears and nails Jake in the back of the head with his LW title! Canon then looks at El Linchador and shakes his head, saying what he said before.. “No Way” the show goes to commercial… :~:

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Can you feel it…? Can you smell it…? Can you taste it…? The massacre will begin soon!!!…

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:~:The show comes back on the air, with Paco and Miller before us. :~:

Miller: We’re back folks and what an amazing turn of events.. Kidd Foxx on his first title defense lost to the masked man who turned out to be.. Curt Canon…

Paco: Yeah.. I can’t believe that guy likes Together… ewww.. scary..

Miller: Well that was shocking but even more shocking was the return of one of the greatest Lightweights to set foot in the ICWF.. El Linchador..

Paco: Yeah.. he came back.. and he’s hungry for gold.. just like Jake Navaja is!

Miller: Yeah but Jake should focus on his N. A. title match tonight.. I mean the man hasn’t spoken a word all week and all of the sudden he bursts El Linchador’s bubble..

Paco: Hey.. El busted Canon’s so it’s all fair game.. how about if we go to the next match??

:~:Extreme Inc. make their way to the ring.. :~:

Miller: Sounds good.. Joey take it away…

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen the next bout is scheduled for 3 falls with a 20 minute time limit and it is for a shot at the Tag Hardcore Titles!! [crowd cheers] Introducing the first participants… already in the ring.. here is Extreme Inc.!!!

:~:The crowd boos but it doesn’t last as “My Ambitions as a Ridah” By 2Pac begins to play and the new team heads to the ring. :~:

J. Styles: and their first opponents.. making their debut in the ICWF all the way from “Cali”… here are Tyrone Gibson and Tank… Ghetto Fabulous!!!

:~:They get in the ring and exchange words with Extreme Inc.. then “Rolling” By Limp Bizkit begins to play and the crowd boos loudly…:~:

J. Styles: Their second opponents being accompanied to the ring by Limp Bizkit’s own.. FRED DURST.. Here is the team of Justin Stromen and Alec BeGrod… Looks 2 Kill!!!

:~:The crowd cheers as they see Fred come out with a mic on his hand, spitting out the lyrics of his song… Looks 2 Kill follow behind.. Fred stays outside as Looks 2 Kill goes inside the ring and look on at their opponents… “Shoot To Thrill” Blasts out of nowhere and the crowd finally cheer…:~:

J. Styles: and the last participants of these match.. they come to us from Baltimore, Maryland… weighting in at a combined 201 pounds.. here are Gabe Andrews and Sam “The Man”… The Party Animals!!!

:~:Sam and Gabe come out and stand in the entrance way, raising their arms up.. They then rush to the ring and slide under the bottom rope.. they immediately start to exchange blows with Extreme Inc… Ghetto Fabulous go after Looks 2 Kill and that brawl spills to the outside.. two teams on the inside.. and two on the outside.. The bell rings. :~:

Miller: Well it looks like the Party Animals didn’t come to party.. they came to play!

Paco: You damn right! And look at Sam.. he’s wearing that Superman T-shirt.. he still thinks that’s going to help him win!

:~:Gabe Andrews exchanges blows with Sledgehammer as Sam pounds on Bladerunner.. He backs him to the corner and then whips him hard to the opposite corner.. Stromen hits hard and comes out stumbling.. Sam jumps on his shoulders and drops him with a Hurricanrana.. Gabe picks up Sledgehammer over his head and tosses him to the outside! Sam picks up Bladerunner and Gabe walks over.. they double whip him to the ropes, Sam jumps on the middle of the tope as Blade bounces off.. Gabe catches him and drops him with a Spinebuster as Sam springs off the ropes and drops the leg across the neck of Bladerunner! Sam hooks the leg for the pin.. One! Sledgehammer tries to come in but Gabe kicks him back to the outside! Two! Three!!:~:

Miller: And just like that Extreme Inc. is gone!!

Paco: What? You surprised about this??

:~:Gabe picks up Bladerunner and tosses him to the outside.. they celebrate for a bit but it is caught short by Ghetto Fabulous as they slide inside and land some hard forearm shots to the back of The Party Animals.. Looks 2 Kill on the outside gather themselves and go to their corner.. Gabe and Tank keep exchanging blows as Tyrone and Sam go to their corners.. finally the match is under control.. Tank gets control of the match and backs Gabe to the ropes.. He whips him to the opposite side and Gabe bounces off, big boot to the face sends the animal down! Tank with a quick pin, one! Kick out.. Tank picks him back up and goes to his corner.. tag is made to Tyrone Gibson and he comes in.. both men land a flurry of fist on Gabe and then double whip him to the ropes.. Gabe bounces off and they send him flying with a double back body drop, followed by a double elbow drop! Tank goes to the outside and Tyrone makes the pin.. one! Two! kick out! :~:

Miller: Well the match is finally under control.. and the new team in the ICWF is looking pretty good..

Paco: Yeah they sure are… but don’t count out the animals just yet!

:~:Tyrone picks up Gabe Andrews and whips him to the L2K’s corner.. Gabe reverses it though and Tyrone hits hard.. Alec tags him and comes inside.. Gabe charges at him with a clothesline but Alec ducks the attack… Gabe turns around and Alec picks him up and drops him with a body slam.. Tyrone goes to his corner upset about the blind tag.. Alec picks up the big man again and hooks him for a suplex.. he connects! Alec back to his feet and he picks up Gabe again.. a headlock is applied.. the crowd starts to get behind Gabe.. Alec shakes his head and applies more pressure to the hold.. Gabe tries to get out of it by lifting Alec and going for a side suplex but it doesn’t work.. Alec let’s go of the hold and nails Gabe in the back of the head with a hard elbow.. Alec whips Gabe to the ropes now.. Gabe bounces off and Alec puts his head down for a back body drop! Gabe stops though, he grabs Alec’s head and rams it against his knee.. Alec stumbles to the ropes. Gabe charges at him and connects with a clothesline.. sending the big man to the outside! :~:

Miller: Finally Gabe gets some offense going!

Paco: Yeah, now he needs to tag his partner…does he have enough though!?

:~:Gabe is down but starts to make his way towards Sam.. Alec stands up on the outside and comes back inside.. He grabs onto Gabe’s leg but not before Gabe makes the tag! Sam jumps on the corner and then jumps on Alec with a double axe handle smash! The big man doesn’t go down though, Sam bounces himself off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, the big man stands! Sam bounces and again connects with the clothesline and this time he gets him down! The crowd cheers and Sam goes for the pin! One! Two! kick out! Sam picks up The big man and applies a head lock.. Sam walks over to the Fabulous corner and tags Tank! Tanks is surprised but comes in.. both men talk briefly and then they double hook the big man and give him a devastating face first suplex! Sam gives him out his famous scream but Tank doesn’t seem to appreciate it as he nails him with a forearm shot to the back of the head, sending Sam to through the ropes the outside! :~:

Miller: Well that wasn’t very nice!!

Paco: Sam maybe has indeed lost all his marbles! Why did he tag the enemy!? Bad move!! I don’t care if Gabe was hurting..

:~:Tank picks up the big man Alec and scoops him up and puts him over his shoulder, showing his power.. he then walks to the corner.. takes a running start and drops Alec with a running slam! Tank goes for the pin but only gets two! Tank picks up Alec and then he tags his Partner.. Tank holds Alec as Tyrone walks to the middle of the ring.. jumps on the top rope and then flips over Alec, pulling Alec’s head as he was coming down delivering a devastating blockbuster type move! Tyrone goes for the pin as his partner goes to the outside.. One! Two! Th.. kick out!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd as they though the rookies had the upset pin.. Tyrone picks up Alec and whips the big man to the ropes, no the big man holds.. Tyrone gives him a few kicks to the mid section and tries again.. this time he sends him to the ropes, Alec bounces off and Tyrone goes for an axe kick! Alec catches him though, blocking the shot and then driving Tyrone to the mat in a Powerbomb like manner! :~:

Miller: Oh that was a hell of a move by Alec!!

Paco: What about the move Tyrone pulled? I though he had finished Alec off for sure!

:~:Alec reaches over to Justin and makes the tag.. Justin comes in for the first time.. he begins to stomp on Tyrone like a crazy bastard.. Justin then picks up Tyrone and whips him to the ropes.. Tyrone bounces off and Justin nails him with the Hurricane kick!! Tyrone appears out and Justin applies his submission finisher, the Stromer!! The ref gets on Tyrone’s face and asks him if he quits! He is shaking his head no.. Tank comes in and tries to break the hold but he gets stopped by Alec who gives him a big boot to the face! Tank stumbles towards the ropes and Alec sends him over with a clothesline! The ref asks Tyrone again if he gives him up and he barely taps on the mat.. the ref calls for the bell! :~:

Miller: and the rookie team of Tyrone and Tank has been eliminated! Is between the Party Animals and Looks 2 Kill now!!

Paco: hell yeah! One of these two teams will get another shot against Electricity.. whichever one it is.. you know they got only one thing on their mind.. revenge!!

:~:Alec and Justin stand in the middle of the ring as Gabe and Sam come in.. both teams come face to face.. a few words are exchanged followed by firsts! The ref gets between Gabe and Alec and sends him to their corner.. Stromen and Sam continue to exchange blows until Sam takes the advantage with a kick to the gut.. Sam hooks Stromen and drops him with a DDT! Sam quickly rolls him over for the pin! One! Two! kick out! Sam quickly tags Gabe, he comes in and Sam picks Justin up.. They double whip him to the ropes, Justin bounces off and The Party Animals give him a double side kick to the head!!! Just drops like a fly as Gabe and Sam bounce off opposite sides of the ring.. Sam drops the leg across the neck of Justin, gets out of the way and Gabe also drops a leg! Gabe goes for the pin as Sam goes to his corner.. the ref with the count.. one! Two! and Alec makes the save by pulling Gabe off! :~:

Miller: If it wasn’t for Alec, Justin would be gone!

Paco: Yeah.. this is the first time I’ve seen Looks 2 Kill really into a match.. I mean I thought I never say this but they are looking good..

:~:Not too good right now though.. Gabe picks up Justin only to drop him with a reversed Russian Leg Sweep! Gabe again goes for the pin! One! Two! and Alec makes the save by dropping an elbow to the back of Gabe’s head! The crowd boos and Sam has had enough.. he comes inside and starts to nail Alec with right hands! The ref gets in between them and backs Sam to the corner.. Alec takes advantage of the ref having his back turned to him.. he picks up Gabe.. he hooks him and drops him with a devastating Chokeslam! Alec goes back to the corner and the crowd continues to boo as now, both legal men are down.. Justin starts to inch his way towards his partner as Sam starts to stomp on the mat, trying to wake up his brother.. the crowd gets behind him and Gabe starts to come around.. both inch their way towards the corner but Justin reaches his first.. tag is made.. Alec comes inside and he picks up Gabe, he turns him around but Gabe gives him a kick to the nuts! Alec folds in pain and Gabe makes the tag to Sam! :~:

Miller: The Party Animals are pulling all the stops!

Paco: I don’t care how big someone is Miller… you kick him in his jewels and he becomes half the man he is..

:~:Gabe lays on the outer part of the ropes, but still in the ring.. Sam picks up Alec and whips him towards the ropes.. Alec reverses it and Sam bounces off.. Gabe stands up on the outer part of the ring.. Alec goes for a clothesline but Sam ducks and bounces off the other side.. but his partner is there and they crash.. sending Gabe flying onto the guard rail! Sam holds his head and then turns his attention to his brother and throws his arms up saying: “hey!? What the?” Sam turns around and is met by a big boot to the face!! Sam goes down and Alec grabs him, no he rips the Superman T-shirt off of him first, and then he picks him up.. he hooks him between his legs, pick up and he delivers the BeGrod drop!! A devastating Powerbomb.. Alec makes the tag to his partner.. Alec once again he picks up Sam.. hooks him for another Powerbomb.. but this time they deliver their finisher, Devastation instead!! The crowd is booing once again as Alec goes for the pin! One! Two! Three!! The bell rings!! :~:

Miller: Looks 2 Kill beat the Party Animals!! Unbelievable!

Paco: Damn! Now that’s a shock right there.. and a huge upset!!

J. Styles: Here are your winners…… Justin Stromen and Alec BeGrod… Looks 2 Kill!!!

:~:Fred Durst jumps inside the ring and starts to celebrate with L2K… the crowd is booing but they don’t care.. they are the new number 1 contenders… :~:

Miller: Well that was a hell of a match and finally that Powerbomb Neckbreaker combo helped L2K to get the win!

Paco: Yeah.. they defeated the new comers Ghetto Fabulous and then they beat the odds on favorite, The Party Animals…

Miller: Yeah and Paco.. once an unstoppable force.. the Party Animals have been defeated twice.. where do they go from here?

Paco: Hey all true champions always do the same after a tough lost.. it’s back to the drawing board.. although with Sam.. I think a trip to the funny farm might do him some good…

Miller: and with that comment we’ll take a break…

:~:Like in most cases, the camera cuts to the back before going to commercial… we see the Parking lot.. and Titan 3 with his belt over his shoulder.. he pacing back and forth looking at his watch.. you hear him say: “where is he damn it??” He curses as he continues to wait and the show now goes to commercial..:~:

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Blood will be shed.. bones will be broken.. lives will be endangered.. dreams will be shattered.. and dreams will come true.. just your typical ICWF PPV…

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:~:The show comes back in the air.. :~:

Miller: Welcome back to Heat everyone and as you saw before the break.. Titan 3 is on the outside waiting apparently for his partner.. now I have been handed a note here and…

Paco: Hey I got one handed to me too…

Miller: oh yeah?

Paco: Yeah…

Miller: Well let’s here what it says…

Paco: No you first…

Miller: No, you first..

Paco: No I insist.. you first..

Miller: Come on Paco.. you go…

Paco: No man.. ladies first…

Miller: Shut up you dickless fat bastard!

Paco: Hey! I’m not a bastard and I do have a dick! And stop looking at me like that!

Miller: Just read the note damn it!!

Paco: Oh alright! Alright! Is from ODJ.. he has signed a match for the PPV! For the Lightweight title! We are going to have a four way dance exploding tables match!!

Miller: Four Way Dance exploding table’s match!? Holy cow! Tell me more!

Paco: Well it’s going to be between the new champion Curt Canon, the former champion Kidd Foxx.. another former champion and the man who returned today.. El Linchador.. and only if he loses later on tonight.. Jake Navaja!

Miller: Those are our top four lightweights!

Paco: correct me if I’m wrong but, those are our ONLY lightweights..

Miller: oh yeah.. maybe.. I dunno.. hehe.. so what are the rules.. exploding tables? Jesus!

Paco: Well it says here that exploding tables will be surrounding the ring and in order to pin your opponent, you must put him through an exploding table first!

Miller: Man that makes for a great match.. ok now my note.. it says that Titan 3’s partner is not here yet so we are going to go ahead and have the North American Title match instead!

:~:Red Mask makes his way to the ring.. :~:

Paco: oh yea? I guess that’s cool… hell, who would have thought that we would have two brand new champions tonight?

Miller: Maybe even 3.. you know that 24-7 rule is always in effect…

:~:Jake Navaja makes his way to the ring..:~:

Paco: oh yeah.. that’s how TLS won it.. well let’s go to Joey then..

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen our next match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and it’s the Battlebowl for the vacant North American Title!! The rules of the match are as follows.. two wrestlers will start the match while the other two watch from the outside.. once a wrestler is pinned in the ring.. the loser and winner of the pin must get out and the other two participants come inside and battle it out.. once a winner is declared from that than the two remaining wrestlers will fight it off for the North American Title… regardless of who wins.. a rematch will take place at Insane Massacre II.. confused?? Me too.. let’s just get down to the participants.. introducing first, the man who drew number 1.. here is Red Mask!!! and the man who drew number 3… the “Hispanic Causin’ Panic” Jake Navaja!!!

:~:The crowd give both a small reaction.. then the theme for “America’s Most Wanted” Begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction.. more boos than cheers it seems… :~:

J. Styles: and here is the man who drew number 2.. he comes to us from parts unknown and is the current Universal Champion.. here is The Lost Soul!!!

:~:He comes with newly signed to an ICWF contract, Justin Case.. TLS gets inside the ring as Jason watches from the outside.. TLS looks at Red Mask.. whom he’s going to face first.. their eye contact is broken by the sounds of “Black Hole Sun” By Soundgarden… Milo steps out and the crowd boos loudly…:~:

J. Styles: and the last participant, and the man who drew number 4… he comes to us from London, England.. here is Milo Decadent!!!

:~:Milo walks down the ramp.. looks over at Justin, then at Jake and then walks over to his side.. he looks up to TLS who starts talking trash to him.. Milo just smirks and then Red Mask nails TLS from behind with a forearm shot.. the bell rings.. :~:

Miller: Well here we go… it’s Battlebowl time! One of these man will be the new North American Champion!

Paco: Yeah.. I wonder why Justin Chase is here though.. maybe he wants to see what the ICWF is all about.. heh.. rookies…

:~:Red Mask keeps on pounding the smaller man and then whips him hard to the ropes.. TLS bounces off and Red Mask goes for a big boot.. he misses.. TLS bounces off the other side, Red Mask turns around and TLS nails him with a drop kick right to the jaw! Red Mask goes down but TLS quickly picks him back up.. TLS takes him to the corner where he rams his face against the turnbuckle about five times.. Red Mask appears lost and TLS seats him on the top turnbuckle, TLS climbs the corner to the very top.. he hooks Red Mask, pulls him up and drops him down with a Super Soulbuster!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd as the big man lands hard on his neck.. TLS goes for the pin but then gets back up.. he looks over at Milo and gives him the bird.. Milo curses at TLS and TLS smiles.. he walks back to the corner, climbs it and signals for his finisher.. The Souled Out and delivers it! His tag partner on the outside applauds with approval as TLS goes for the pin.. one! Two! three!! Bell rings..:~:

Miller: and just like that Red Mask is eliminated!

Paco: Man that guy must have a glass jaw or something.. after that drop kick.. he couldn’t come back!

:~:Milo jumps inside the ring and is about to go after TLS but the ref gets between them and breaks them up.. TLS goes out of the ring and Jake Navaja comes from behind Milo, pulls back on his head and drops him with a reverse DDT! Jake goes for a pin, one! Two! kick out! Jake quickly picks up Milo, he hooks him for a suplex but Milo blocks it and turns it into a swinging Neckbreaker! Milo hops to his feet.. he picks up Jake and gives him a kick to the gut.. Jake folds and Milo goes to the ropes, jumps to the top one, comes back around and nails Jake with a flying cross arm! Milo goes for the pin, one! Two! kick out by Jake.. Milo picks him back up and whips him to the corner.. Jake hits chest first and comes out stumbling.. Milo nails him with a super kick to the back of head.. sending him crashing back to the corner! Milo says it’s over as he picks up Jake and hooks him for a suplex.. he points to TLS and then delivers his finisher The High Times Saloon! :~:

Miller: Man that was a devastating spinning Jackhammer Paco!!

Paco: Yeah.. and the Hispanic Causin’ Panic is now the Hispanic getting’ pinned! One! Two! three! He’s gone! Gee, golly whiz.. what a surprise!

:~:Milo invites TLS in and he doesn’t wait a second.. TLS goes inside and starts to exchange blows with Milo.. the crowd starts to get into it as they see these two young superstars going at it.. TLS gets the advantage with a rake to the eyes.. TLS applies a headlock and then takes Milo down with the hold.. Milo quickly gets out of it by applying a head scissors.. TLS hops out of the hold and both men make it to their feet.. Milo charges at TLS but TLS trips him with a toe hold.. TLS soul gets on top of Milo and applies a Camel Clutch! Milo shakes his head no as the ref is asking him if he gives up.. Milo reaches for the ropes, he’s close to them so he’s able to grab it.. The ref orders TLS to break the hold and TLS does… eventually.. TLS begins to stomp on the back of Milo, he then drags him to the middle of the ring, he bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow right to the lower back of Milo! :~:

Miller: The Lost is in full control of the match.. he might be the one to end Milo’s undefeated streak…

Paco: He might very well be.. but Milo is not going down without a fight!

:~:TLS flips Milo over and goes for a pin, one! Two! kick out.. TLS quickly picks up Milo and whips him hard to the corner.. Milo is tattooed to the corner and TLS goes to the opposite corner.. he motions for the Soul Train and delivers it to a T! The replay shows it the two back flips ending with the back elbow to the face.. back to live action where TLS is going for another pin! One! Two! kick out! TLS goes back to work as he picks up Milo.. he hooks him for a suplex.. but Milo blocks it.. TLS tries to deliver it again but Milo blocks it and delivers the suplex himself! Both men stay down.. momentarily.. TLS begins to move and eventually stands up.. he picks up Milo, who gives him a hard right hand.. TLS stumbles backwards and Milo follows him and nails him with another right hand, another, another and one more! TLS is in la-la land.. Milo whips him to the ropes.. TLS bounces off and Milo nails him with a flying clothesline! :~:

Miller: Milo is making a comeback here!!

Paco: About time too!

:~:Milo makes it to his feet and he picks up TLS.. he scoops him up and delivers a body slam.. Milo now goes to the corner, climbs to the second rope and then jumps off, nailing TLS with a knee to the chest. Milo attempts his first pin but TLS kicks out after two… Milo picks up the Universal champion.. he grabs him by his head, turns him around and drops him with a standard Neckbreaker! Milo walks over to TLS’s legs.. he grabs them and catapults TLS towards the corner, TLS hits hard.. his head bouncing off the top turnbuckle.. Milo comes from behind, hooks him by the waist side and delivers a German suplex! TLS appears totally out and Milo quickly flips him over and goes for the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out!! :~:

Miller: Milo almost had him there!!

Paco: Yeah.. you know Miller.. this match was a 4 member Battlebowl.. but it was no secret that these two guys would be the ones fighting for the gold..

:~:Milo picks up TLS, turns him around and then goes for his Superkick but TLS ducks it somehow.. TLS grabs a stunned Milo, picks him up and drops him with a Low Down Powerbomb! The crowd gives a nice reaction and start to applaud as both men are down… the ref starts the 10 count and Jason yells from the outside to get up! The ref reaches five and Milo starts to move.. he uses the ropes to stand up, TLS sits up and then makes it to his feet just as Milo reaches his.. Milo turns around and TLS nails him with a clothesline that sends both men over the top, and onto the outside. Both men are down again but this time for not as long as TLS makes it to his feet.. he whips Milo towards the guard rail and Milo hits hard.. TLS charges at Milo but he gets nailed with a boot to the face.. TLS stumbles backwards and Milo nails him with a drop kick! :~:

Miller: I’m sure you are happy now Paco..

Paco: Oh yeah! I like it on the outside.. there are weapons and shit!

:~:This one doesn’t get hardcore though as Milo quickly picks up TLS and tosses him inside the ring.. Milo hops on the apron and waits for TLS to get up.. he eventually does and Milo jumps on the top rope and dives towards TLS, going for his trademark flying cross arm clothesline.. but TLS sees him coming and catches Milo and drops him with a Powerslam! TLS quickly hooks the leg for the pin, one! Two! Kick out! TLS stands up and calls for his finisher.. the crowd again gives a mix reaction but TLS doesn’t care.. he walks over to the corner and climbs it.. he looks down at Milo and then goes for the somersault leg drop! But Milo moves! TLS hits nothing but mat! He rolls around in the ring holding his leg as Jason curses on the outside.. Milo makes it to his feet and walks over to TLS.. he picks him up, wraps his bad leg and connects with a Kneebreaker! TLS hops around in pain and Milo gives him a kick to the gut, hooks him and drops him with the High Times Saloon!! The crowd stands up as they see Milo going for the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out!! :~:

Miller: He kicked out of Milo’s finisher!!

Paco: That’s the first time someone does! Holy shit!

:~:Milo stands up shocked! He grabs the ref but the ref puts two fingers in his face.. Milo lets him go and picks up TLS.. TLS with a surprise right hand! TLS whips Milo to the ropes.. Milo bounces off, TLS misses with the clothesline as Milo ducks.. Milo stops dead on his tracks and nails TLS with a Superkick to the back of the head! TLS stumbles towards the ropes and bounces off, Milo rolls him up with a school boy! The ref with the count, one! Two! Three!! Bell rings!:~:

Miller: He got him with his Trademark!!

Paco: one of them anyway, but what a match!!

J. Styles: Here is your winner and the NEW North American Champion Milo Decadent!!!

Miller: You’re right Paco.. it was a hell of a fight.. and I’m sure that the rematch is going to be just as good..

Paco: Yeah.. and that one has to have stipulations.. so you just know it will be! I can’t wait…

Miller: Yeah.. Insane Massacre has shaped up to be a great PPV!

Paco: Yeah.. so is it main event time yet??

Miller: After the commercial break it will be.. folks, don’t you dare go anywhere!

:~:The show goes to the parking lot again and we see Titan 3 still waiting.. a black Hummer pulls up an Titan 3 says: “Finally” he walks over as the show takes the last commercial of the night.. :~:

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Can you feel it…? Can you smell it…? Can you taste it…? Hey! Get off my chicken wing!! Uh, sorry.. The massacre will begin soon!!!…

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ODJ: Unfortunately guys.. that’s all I have time to fully write.. I will do the main event in TNF fashion.. sorry to Electricity and Titan 3.. Titan 3 said he understood but still.. my apologies but I have to get going and I want to leave the fed updated and the final PPV card up as well as TNF of next week.. anyway. Here is the main event...

:~:Fireworks go off and then Electricity makes their way to the ring.. Titan’s music hits.. the crowd goes wild and he heads to the ring.. he stands right in front of the ring and waits… then the lights dim down slightly and “El Phantismo” By White Zombie begins to play.. the crowd stands up to see who the ? guy is.. Electricity look on and don’t appear shock.. but the announcers and the crowd are.. the ? guy is “THE REAL DEAL” John Steel!!! He walks down the ramp, cocky as ever.. as he was back in the day as the undefeated Television champion.. The bell rings and the match gets underway.. it is a great one.. both teams go back and forth.. double teaming eachother… etc etc.. (I’m sorry, struggling for words, lol) Electricity have Titan 3 down and they call for their finisher.. John Steel tries to come in but he is double teamed and tossed to the outside! Electricity then goes after Titan 3 but from the back.. come the Party Animals! They slide inside the ring and start going toe to toe with the tag champs.. The ref calls for the bell but neither team cares.. Titan 3 and John Steel come back around and they help the Party Animals take down Electricity! The Party Animals deliver the Party Crasher on each member of Electricity and just when they are about to do more damage.. Handy Man rushes out with a lead pipe.. he slides inside and is able to nail the party animals but Titan 3 surprises him with a big boot to the face.. John Steel picks him up and delivers a Piledriver from hell! Steel then picks up Handy Man and holds him for Titan 3 who, takes off his belt and nails Handy Man right in the face! Handy Man goes down and Titan 3 hits him again with the belt, busting him open… The Party Animals stand back up and all 4 wrestlers raise eachother’s arm.. the crowd boos loudly at their former favorites.. how quickly the switch on ya… John Steel asks for a mic.. he gets one and speaks over the fans booing.. :~:

Steel: Well, well, well, looky here. The Real Deal is back!! It seems to me that Hand Job and his bitches were just pummeled into oblivion, huh, guys? *Titan 3 and the Party Animals nod* You boys are in for a real treat, because you guys have some competition now. You've been screwing with the ICWF for far too long now; it's time for someone new to take over. No, not just someone...four people, to be exact. Four people that are gonna revive the ICWF to its former greatness. We're is gonna make sure Explicit Content feels what they've been dishing out lately. Trust me, boys, you don't wanna f*ck with us. It's time for a Revival, fellas, an Old School Revival. Are you pansies ready to do this 'Old School?'

:~:Steel tosses the mic over to Titan 3, who is pointing down at Handy Man, who is lying on the mat...Titan laughs at him for a few seconds, then starts talking. :~:

Titan 3: Hey Hand job, tonight I took away your pride...come the Pay Per View, I'm taking YOUR BELT!

:~:Sam goes out of the ring and grabs a chair.. he tosses it over to T3… Titan unfolds it, and then sets it down right next to Handy Man, who is still writhing on the canvas in pain. Titan then has a seat in the chair, and looks down at Handyman, where he then begins talking again... :~:

Titan 3: What happened to your ass tonight is only a mere sneak preview of what is going to happen to you at Insane Massacre. I am going to show you exactly why I am the most devastating, hardcore, roughest, toughest SOB in the ICWF...ONE MORE TIME! You know, Handy, I've been steadily kicking your sorry ass since the day I arrived here...what's one more time going to hurt, HUH? Get up, scumbag!

:~:Titan then reaches down, and starts slapping the bloody Handyman across the face, trying to get him to get up. The crowd starts to boo Titan's actions a bit. :~:

Titan 3: What’s a matter, boy? I thought you were "Hardcore"? Well to me, you're nothing but HardBORE!

:~:Titan then slides off the steel chair he was sitting on, and gets on his knees, almost leaning over Handyman... :~:

Titan 3: Come on, Handy! I'm giving you a free shot! [Starts pointing at his own chin] Come on, wuss! I'll even put one arm behind my back! [Titan puts his free arm behind his back] Well, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? Take your shot, punk! [Titan finally stands up and shakes his head with disappointment. He raises the microphone to his mouth one final time...] Yeah, that's what I thought. Get used to the position you are in right now, Handy, you friggin' Joke! I knew you weren't man enough. You just lay there and bleed, boy. I'll be seeing you and MY world title at Insane Massacre!

:~:Titan drops the mic on top of Handyman, and then spits on him...Titan, Steel, and the Party Animals raise their hands again as “Aenema” By Tool blasts loudly.. They head to the back celebrating the whole way, as the crowd boos and the show comes to an end.. :~:

ODJ: Well there you go.. sorry about the ending but time is of the essence.. feel free to bitch, moan and complain all you want ok? It’s on me.. I’m out….

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