:~:A commercial finishes and then the screen goes black.. The ICWF logo flashes and then you see a white-hot fire at the bottom of your screen slowly coming up.. a few seconds later all you see is an inferno, and it seems as if your screen has erupted into flames.. then through the middle of the firewall you have 3 words come at you like fireballs, one after the other.. First it's Friday then Night then Heat... when the word Heat explodes in the screen the fire clears and you get shots of the hottest ICWF superstars in action... After the action sequences you see shots of all the current champions, each flashing by, raising their titles..… Fire gets started again and eats up the screen then goes out just like that leaving the words: "Friday Night Heat" in the middle of the screen with fire burning on the top of them.. The screen fades to black and then it comes back on the outside of the Neal S. Blasdell Center in Honolulu, Hawaii. We see a Limo pulling up to the ‘wrestler’s’ entrance.. It comes to a full stop and then the driver gets out and opens the door for the passenger.. Titan 3 gets out followed by John Steel and two more gentlemen, whom we can’t see because T3 blocks the camera.. We switch views and we find ourselves in the locker room area. We see a man who has been quiet as of late, Genocide.. he is walking when out of the blue he gets hit from behind with a crowbar! Genocide drops and the camera focuses on his attacker, Jake Navaja! Jake nails him again and again and again and again!! He then gets on top of Genocide and pounds on him with the crowbar on his forehead as he also gives him some very ‘kind’ words. Refs arrive and get him off a bloodied Genocide.. One of the officials immediately calls for an ambulance… The camera switches views yet again and we now find ourselves inside the N. S. B. Center. The crowd is going wild as always, fireworks get started letting the crowd now the show has begun. The camera shows us different shots of the crowd and of course, their creative signs.. “L2K is in da House!” “Pit Viper is HOT!” “Mozz rulez BRUTHA!” “It’s BOOCH Time!” “TD vs. OSR = a match made in HELL!” “Let David Go!” and many more.. the camera switches one last time, this time to our announcers… Paco and Miller, who are wearing the whole Hawaiian outfit.. You know, the colorful shirt.. the flowers around the neck, Miller even has a big flower over his left ear… interesting… .:~:
Miller: Welcome everyone to another Friday Night Heat!! The one leading us to Ultimate Survival II where a new champion will be crowned! I am your host Miller and as always, “runaway” Paco Perez is with us!
Paco: Runaway? Listen you fruit cake, what you saw on Paco’s Happy Hour was all a big misunderstanding.. I’m not running from the law.. so give it a rest.. Now, Miller, this is our first time EVER in Hawaii!
Miller: It sure is, and I don’t know about you but I’m loving this place! I could stay here forever..
Paco: Amen to that!
Miller: You mean you would stay with me? Aww Paco, that’s nice of you!
Paco: Eww man no!! You need to stop that Miller, I swear, don’t make me kick your ass because I WILL KICK YOUR ASS! And please take that flower off your head, you are worrying me a little too much here..
Miller: Why? I think it looks nice!
Paco: [shaking head] whatever fruit cake.. so what’s going on tonight?
Miller: Well tonight we have an action packed show, but before we get into that Paco.. It looks like The Old School Revival is in the house already!
Paco: They sure are, and they had two other guys with them, wonder who they are?
Miller: Me too, maybe we will find out later on… and what about Jake N.? getting a cheap shot on Genocide. That man has no guts..
Paco: Yeah, Jake as always, up to something here on Heat.. Hey what about..
:~:”Aenema” by Tool begins to play, and it plays only for a few seconds...then it is mixed in and taken over by Steel's music “El Phantismo” by White Zombie... The crowd boos loudly.:~:
Miller: Wait a minute Paco, here comes the Old School Revival!
:~:The lights go dim, and the crowd begins to boo loudly....that's when Titan 3 and John Steel appear at the ramp way, and start walking towards the ring. Both men are wearing their respective belts, as well as their "Old School Revival" t-shirts. As they walk arrogantly down the ramp, a massive set of Pyros and explosions rocks the arena from behind them. Still they walk like it never even happened. They jaw with a few of the fans along the way. Finally, they both enter the ring, with Titan demanding a mic. He gets one tossed to him, and he catches it out of mid air. He signals for the music to stop, and it does. John Steel stands near the ropes next to Titan, casually leaning on the top rope, taunting some of the front row fans. Titan raises the mic to his mouth and starts to talk.. :~:
Titan 3: It's not EASY, being part of the best stable in the ICWF...it's not EASY, trying to uphold such high standards as those set forth by John and I, but someone has to do it, and why not two of the best in the game...this man right here next to me, the last person even I would not want to step into the ring against, and of course, yours truly. You see, everywhere we go, people try to act like us, dress like us, talk like us, and be just like us. That's cool and all, I respect that. The only thing is, can't NOBODY, and I mean, NOBODY, do it quite like the Old School Revival. Take this PIC guy for instance. This same little slip-nuts who had to help his little bitch TLC win the belt, because he couldn't do it by himself. Hell PIC, do you have to help TLC go take a pee as well? Do you have to hold his fork for him when he eats? Do you have to f*ck his girlfriend for him too? Is TLC that much of an inadequate piece of brain dead trailer trash? Well the answer to that question, PIC, is YES....yes he is! You see, I laid his ass out, and put the punk straight through a wall. I ended TLC. Just like I ended Jason Chase. Just like I could have ended that little jive gangsta wanna-be, Killa Kali. TLC will be gone for a very long time. Then the other night, I got a little pay back by knocking your ass cold OUT, using the same set of brass knuckles that you gave to TLC to use on me. Kind of ironic, don't you think? I see you coming out, trying to hide the pain by flashing that fake, nasty ass smile of yours. Well, you're about to get that funky grin knocked clean from your face, boy. But not by me, I'm afraid. No PIC, I would love to be the one doing the Rain dance on your scrotum, but unfortunately, I'll have to wait until US2. But see, you've been hiding behind that grimace of a smile, talking all this trash about me, when you SHOULD be worrying about what my boy John Steel here is going to do to you. You don't overlook anyone, PIC. That is the first lesson that will be taught to your thick ass. The next one is, YOU DON'T.....OVER-LOOK...JOHN STEEL!!!
:~:Titan hands the mic to Steel, with a huge smile on his face.:~:
Steel: You know, sometimes I wonder why we even bother.
It's not like we have any solid competition in the ICWF. Old School Revival is the best thing going right now, and you people can't stand it. It's great, isn't it? *crowd boos* Oh, come now, you know you don't really mean that. One you come to grips with reality, you'll start kneeling at our feet. Just wait and see, baby!!.....Oh yeah, one more thing: PIC, tonight we will do things… Old School!!!
:~:Steel hands the mic back to Titan 3.:~:
Titan 3: You damn right.. now to the million $ question.. just who is our third member… who is the newest member of the Old School Revival and just who is the other men that will help us, defeat Total Damnation… well hit his music.. I’m sure everyone of this morons will recognize who he is!
Miller: This what everyone was waiting for, who is it?
Paco: It’s…! It’s! It’s… Pitbull??
:~:”By Myself” by Limp Bizkit plays as Pitbull comes out.. but instead of his wife being with him he has a pair of hot looking women and a man is walking behind him.. Pitbull doesn’t quite look like himself..:~:
Miller: Wait a minute Paco, that’s not Pitbull! That’s DYNAMIC DYNAMITE! The former Universal Champion!!
Paco: What? No!? Yes? Damn, he looks just like Pitbull!!
:~:Dynamic Dynamite and his entourage get inside the ring.. They all shake hands with T3 and Steel and then T3 hands "The Franchise" Dynamic Dynamite the microphone, and as he does you see Dynamic take his arm from around one of his girls and he strokes his goatee as an evil smirk comes across his face and he starts to talk.:~:
"The Franchise" Dynamic Dynamite: Well, well, well. I bet all of you out there thought you had seen the last of "The Franchise". You all thought that there would never be another reason to watch wrestling again. You thought your heroes were gone. Well I can say right now that there is no need to get down; because we are back and better than ever! So all of you fat out of shape idiots can look up to me for inspiration. Even though you never are
going to look like me or have a woman that looks like this by your side...
:~:The crowd boos Dynamic, and you see Dynamic laughing hard as is Titan 3, John Steel, and everyone else in the ring.:~:
"The Franchise" Dynamic Dynamite : But really the reason that I came back here is this. I was sitting at home, and I thought to myself that I needed to get back into the profession that I HAVE MADE! Yep myself, Titan, and John here have made wrestling what it is today! Without us the ICWF would be packing fifty people a night instead of the thousands of fans that are here tonight. So when Titan and The Real Deal came to me with the idea of joining up with them for the Ultimate Survivor match. It took me a second to think
about it, and then I said that I would love to come back to the ICWF and dominate like I did when I was here before.. So for everyone in the back, there is no way you are going to be able to beat this team.
:~: Dynamic shouts at a man in the crowd, and then he flips him off before he continues on talking :~:
"The Franchise" Dynamic Dynamite : Get ready ICWF; because if you never knew there was a way to be underhanded then you are going to want to pay close
attention to everything that I do... and Total Damnation, you definitely want to pay attention to the FRANCHISE!
:~: With that Dynamic hands the mic back over to Titan. Titan 3 smiles and then is about to speak when “Livin’ On a Prayer” By Bon Jovi begins to play and the crowd goes wild! PIC comes out with a mic on his hand. He looks at the crowd who are cheering him loudly, he points to Titan 3 and speaks. :~:
PIC: Titan 3.. you come out here and BORE this people to death with your little segment… well, I’m not here to do that.. I just want to say one sentence to you… and that is… You say we have to wait until Ultimate Survival 2? Nah Titan 3? WE DON’T HAVE TO!!!!!
:~:With that said PIC drops the mic and the rest of Total Damnation appears behind him… Killa Kali… Eric BeGrod and an unknown man.. they all rush to the ring as the Old School Revival gets ready for them! TD slide under the bottom rope and start to go at it with OSR!!!:~:
Miller: Ultimate Survival 2 has started Paco! Look at those two team go!! There is a lot of hatred in the ring!
Paco: You damn right there is!
Miller: We need to get security out here or something, or this two teams are going to kill each other.. Folks we’ll be right back!!!
Paco: don’t go to break now!
:~:The camera gives us one last shot of both teams going at it then it fades to the back where we see Jake Navaja again. He is walking with his 2 x 4 in hand down a hall.. he stops in front of a locker room and goes in.. on the door it says: “Kriss Havok” A few seconds later Jake comes out with a pissed off look on his face.. “damn, where is he!?” He walks away as the camera fades to commercial. :~:
:~:The show comes back and the fight has been broken up.. finally.. we find ourselves in the back again, and we see the O. S. R. group.. the are walking to the outside when you see Pitbull pop out of nowhere.. He comes up to Dynamic Dynamite and stands nose to nose with him. Both appear shocked to see each other....You can see Titan 3 and John Steel have shocked looks on their faces as well. They are identical! Dynamic gets a smile on his face as he reaches out his hand, Pitbull looks at it, smiles as well and both men shake and give each other a quick hug, and then as they all start to leave you see Dynamic talking and the camera picks him up saying "Wait till the people start asking about this one"... Dynamic and his entourage along with Pitbull walk to the parking lot as Steel and Titan 3, and the mystery guy that’s always with Titan 3 head to the locker rooms. The camera cuts to the inside of the arena, Paco and Miller are in front of us. :~:
Miller: Welcome back to Heat everyone and what a weird, yet exiting way to start up our show! Can you believe this? Pitbull and Dynamic Dynamite? Twins!?
Paco: Yeah, weird, do you think they are related?
Miller: Of course they are related moron! They’re twins! I swear Paco, I think you’ve drunk yourself stupid… But lets talk about US2.. it is heating up and that’s the match everyone is looking forward too, TD vs. OSR!
:~:Cody Bryant makes his way to the ring.:~:
Paco: Yeah but enough talking, let’s get some action going here!
Miller: Alright, alright! Let’s go to Joey for our opening bout.
J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time for the Friday Night Heat opening bout.. Introducing first the man already in the ring.. here is Cody Bryant!!!
:~:The crowd boos loudly, as they continue “Welcome back Kotter” plays and the crowd continues to boo as they don’t like Booch either.:~:
J. Styles: and his opponent, about to come down the ring from Seattle, Washington.. here is Booch Freeman!!!
:~:He makes his way to the ring and gets inside.. The ref calls for the bell and Booch Freeman goes after Bryant!:~:
Miller: Well the match is underway and let’s see if Booch can put 2 wins together.. He hasn’t been able to do that yet here in the ICWF…
Paco: and I don’t think he will either… He might have defeated Genocide, but I say that was pure luck…[BURP!!!!]
:~:Booch nails Cody with right hands, backing him to the corner.. There he nails him with some knife edge chops. Booch then takes him out of the corner and whips him to the opposite side. Cody hits hard and drops flat on his face. Booch quickly goes over and picks him up, he jumps on his shoulders and drops him with a Hurricanrana! Booch goes for the pin but only gets one. He quickly picks him back up and whips him to the ropes, Cody reverses it and Booch bounces off. Cody grabs him on the rebound and applies a sleeper but Booch quickly gets out of it by delivering a thunderous jaw breaker! Cody stumbles to the ropes holding his jaw.. Booch jumps to his feet, he grabs Cody and hooks him in a pump handle position.. He then scoops him up and brings him down with an inverted Piledriver! The crowd gives a nice pop and Booch then goes for the pin, one! Two! three!! The bell rings! :~:
J. Styles: Here is your winner… BOOCH FREEMAN!!!
Miller: and just like that is over! Maybe Booch is for real this time around!
Paco: Yeah you think? Damn! You see that pump handle inverted Piledriver? That was something else… what does he call that move?
Miller: Uh let’s see, Booch’s finisher move…
Paco: Yeah, what does he call it?
Miller: Booch’s finisher move…
Paco: Yes, that’s what I said, what does he call it!?!
Miller: Booch’s finisher move DAMN IT! That’s what he calls it!
Paco: oh, ok.. creative.. Gosh, relax Miller, you’re going to blowout your oval ring..
Miller: Shut up, wow we didn’t expect this match to end so quickly.. uh, well let’s go to Joey I guess for our next bout!
J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen our next bout is schedule for one fall and a 10 minute time limit….
:~:”Higher” By Creed begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly… Eric BeGrod makes his way to the ring with Sarah.:~:
J. Styles: Introducing first, he is being accompanied to the ring by Sarah.. From Aurora, Colorado.. here is… Eric BeGrod!!!
:~:He gets inside the ring and then “I Disappear” By Metallica begins to play. The crowd stops cheering and start booing.:~:
J. Styles: and his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by his wife Pit Viper. From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania… here is… Pitbull!!!
:~:He stops about half way down the ramp and then tells his wife to take it to the back, she doesn’t want to though so they argue for a little bit. Finally she gives up and walks to the back.. Pitbull rushes to the ring and slides under the bottom rope.. Both men go after eachother and the war of fists gets started! The bell rings.:~:
Miller: This one is full of sparks Paco! These two guys are going after each other with a vengeance!
Paco: Well if someone beat your wife’s ass like BeGrod did to Pitbull’s wife last week, you would be fighting like a maniac too! Wait, what am I saying? You fight? Ha, a monkey could take a crap on you and you wouldn’t do a damn thing!
:~: Paco chugs his tequila as Miller just gives him a mean stare.. back in the ring Pitbull has taken the advantage and has BeGrod in the ropes.. He whips him to the other side, BeGrod bounces off and Pitbull sends him flying with a back body drop! Pitbull quickly gets on top of BeGrod, grabs him by his head and starts to pound him again with fist! The ref tells him to keep the hand open but Pitbull ain’t having it. The ref finally grabs him and tries to get him to calm down but Pitbull just shoves him out of the way. He goes to pick up BeGrod but BeGrod surprises him by hooking him in a small package. The ref gets down and makes the count, one! Two! kick out! Both men quickly jump to their feet, Pitbull charges at BeGrod but gets stopped by a boot to the gut. BeGrod quickly hooks him and drops him with a swinging Neckbreaker! BeGrod goes for another pin but again he only gets two. BeGrod picks up the rabid dog known as Pitbull and whips him to the ropes, Pitbull bounces off and BeGrod drops him with a clothesline! BeGrod this time doesn’t go for the pin instead he grabs Pitbull’s arm twists it into an arm bar. :~:
Miller: This match is a whole lot better than what we saw with Booch and Cody…
Paco: well you see the keyword here is “match” This is a match, what we saw earlier was an ass kicking.
:~:Pitbull makes it to his feet and fights the hold, BeGrod tries to hang on but Pitbull is able to reverse it. BeGrod gets it back but this time lets go of it and goes for a clothesline! Pitbull ducks it though and bounces off the ropes, BeGrod ducks his head going for a back body drop but Pitbull flies over him and rolls him up with a sunset flip, then into a half Boston Crab! BeGrod quickly starts to reach for the ropes as he is in big time pain! Pitbull seats back as much as he can and BeGrod screams in pain.. he tries to reach for the ropes but he’s not quite there yet.. The ref asks him if he wants to give it up but he screams “NO!” and continues to inch his way over to the ropes! Pitbull tries to apply more pressure, trying to prevent BeGrod from getting the ropes.. No luck, BeGrod is able to get them and the ref forces Pitbull to break the hold. BeGrod holds his leg in pain, apparently the move did enough damage.. Pitbull stomps on the hurting leg a few times and then he grabs BeGrod by his foot, he lifts it and then slams it hard against the mat, adding insult to injury. He lifts again and brings it down hard! Pitbull now puts BeGrod’s leg on the bottom rope, Pitbull stands over it, jumps and then comes down on it with his knee! He does it a few more times, each time driving the knee harder to the lower thigh of BeGrod!! :~:
Miller: BeGrod had the match under control until Pitbull hooked him in that half Boston crab!
Paco: Yeah, I have to admit… Pitbull is wrestling really good tonight, I haven’t seen him this good in a long time.
:~:Pitbull drags BeGrod to the middle of the ring and goes for a pin, one! Two! kick out by BeGrod.. Pitbull picks him up and then goes to the corner, he nails BeGrod in the back a few times and then climbs the corner.. BeGrod is stumbling around, Pitbull climbs the to the second rope and then dives off and connects with a blockbuster! Pitbull quickly hooks the bad leg and goes for the pin! One! Two! three! No! Two! Two! He kicked out at the last second. Pitbull slaps the mat upset but quickly gets back to work.. he calls for his finisher, the crowd boos him loudly. He picks up BeGrod. He then puts him over his shoulders but before he can do anything else, BeGrod manages to break free and fall behind Pitbull! Pitbull turns around and BeGrod nails him with a picture perfect drop kick right to the kisser! Pitbull is down but so is BeGrod.. the ref starts the ten count but it doesn’t last long as Pitbull stumbles to his feet.. he grabs BeGrod but gets nailed in the mid section with a right hand.. another and one more.. BeGrod makes it to his feet and connects with a right hand to the face! Pitbull is rocking and BeGrod whips him to the ropes, Pitbull bounces off and BeGrod catches him and drops him with a tilt-a-whirl Backbreaker!! The crowd gives a big “OH!” after the powerful move, however BeGrod is not able to go for the pin.. the ref starts the ten count again. :~:
Miller: This has been a pretty good match so far Paco..
Paco: It’s a hell of a match Miller, these two guys are showing me a lot tonight.
:~: The ref reaches six on the ten count and Pitbull again is the first one to start to move, and eventually makes it to his feet.. BeGrod pulls himself up and then goes after Pitbull. He swings with a right hand but Pitbull ducks it. Pitbull swings with a right hand and he connects. He grabs BeGrod and whips him to the ropes, he bounces off and Pitbull goes for a clothesline, BeGrod ducks it! Pitbull turns around and BeGrod goes for a clothesline but he ducks it too! BeGrod turns around, Pitbull goes for a right hand again but this one gets blocked! BeGrod gives Pitbull a hard kick to the mid section, he then scoops him up, sets him up for a Tombstone Piledriver and connects with it!! BeGrod makes the pin! One! Two! Three!! The bell rings. :~:
Miller: He got him with the Skull Crusher!
Paco: Skull Crusher? It did that and them some alright…
J. Styles: Here is your winner….. ERIC BEGROD!!!
Miller: That was a great match up, you didn’t know who was going to win until the very end!
Paco: Yeah, I couldn’t call that one even if I was able to predict the future. What’s next?
Miller: Well right now we have Burner in the back with Total Damnation member, Killa Kali. Burner take it away.
Paco: Hey Burner? WAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
:~:The camera switches to the backstage “interview” area.. Burner is standing next to Killa Kali and Lady Rage, and the “Mystery” guy, oooh! :~:
Burner: WAAAAAAAAAAAH SAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Killa Kali: Man give me that damn mic! Hey Paco…… WAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAAAAAAAAAAH!
Burner: Alright man, alright.. Stop hogging the mic! Killa Kali dude, in just a few minutes you will be taking on the Tim Havock dude… and that’s all great an all, but what all the dudes and dudettes around the world want to know, who the hell is this dude right HERE! We’ve never seen him before until tonight… So what’s up man?
Killa Kali: You want to know who this is right here? Well punk, this right here is a mutha f’n soldier! You see when he found out that there was a war going on in the ICWF between Total Damnation and Old School Revival, he reported to me. Just like any good soldier, this man right here is in the ICWF to help us in the battle… and that battle is taking place next Sunday at Ultimate Survival II… So this man is going to help me and the Total Damnation beat the living crap out of Titan 3 and those bitches he calls partners! This man is Playboy G….
Burner: Playboy G? COOL dude.. high five! Wait, what do you mean help you dude? Because if your talking of “actual being in” the match, then that’s no going to happen dude.. I mean, it’s 3 on 3 dude.. not 4 on 3…
Killa Kali: Let me ask you something man, are you high?
Burner: what? Me high dude? [looks around] NO DOUBT MAN!!! [snickers] But…
Killa Kali: But shut up! What I am saying is this, if the OSR has any bawls what so ever, they will make this match a 4 on 4… There is no secret that Titan 3 has this other dude with him, well if he’s so bad then let him step up to the plate... Now get out of my way you pot head, I have a match to win!
:~:Killa and Playboy G push Burner out of the way and head towards the ring. The show goes to commercial. :~:
:~:The show comes back on the air, in the office of ODJ.. ODJ is talking on the phone when an official walks inside his office…:~:
official: Mr. DJ, Mr. DJ! I have horrible news!
ODJ: [on the phone] yeah hold on a second ok [towards the official] Calm down man, what the hell is it?
official: There has been a horrible accident Mr. DJ! Kriss Havok and Kidd Foxx apparently were on their way here when their car malfunctioned and they lost control of it and had a horrible crash!!
ODJ: [sarcastically] Oh no! What do we do? What do we do!?
official: Uh… sir?
ODJ: Their car malfunctioned? Wait a minute, is this the car I sent to go get them? Gee that’s really too bad, I wonder what happened… [evil grin]
official: Sir, you don’t seem concerned at all..
ODJ: [in English accent] but of course I am my dear lad. I get concerned with all my wrestlers, even the ones that are insolent and want to kick my arse.. so tell me what else do you know?
official: Well they were taken to the hospital and are in stable condition now, but they will be out for quite sometime.. way past the PPV.
ODJ: So they are going to miss the PPV? Oh that’s just too bad now isn’t it? [laughing slight] Ahem, excuse me.. Tell you what.. Have them transfer to the best hospital…
official: and what hospital might that be sir?
ODJ: You know, the one where TLS, Chase, Dean and all of those others insolent wrestlers are.. You know, the one hospital where no one ever seems to recuperate.. [another evil grin]
official: Wait a minute, are you saying you had something to do with this? Did you take Havok and Foxx out on purpose so you wouldn’t have to fight them at the PPV!?
ODJ: Now don’t be silly.. I would Never do something like that.. like I said.. I love ALL my wrestlers.. now get the fuck out of here and get me some damn coffee!
official: [jumps] Uh yes sir, right away!
:~:The official runs out of the office and ODJ starts laughing hysterically. He looks at a blackboard behind him where all of the groups fighting at the PPV are.. he grabs an eraser and erases the names of Havok and Foxx.. he then sees his name and erases it too… :~:
ODJ: There, all taken care of… heheheHAHAHAHA!
:~:The scene fades to black as ODJ is left there laughing like a maniac.. The camera then comes back on with Joey in the middle of the ring ready to announce the next match up.:~:
J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen our next bout is schedule for one fall and it’s a falls count anywhere, hardcore rules match!!
:~:The crowd cheers loudly, “The Next Episode” By Dr. Dre begins to play and Killa Kali comes out with Lady Rage and the now known as Playboy G.:~:
J. Styles: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Lady Rage and Playboy G.. He comes to us from South Central, Los Angeles… here is Total Damnation member… Killa Kali!!!
:~:He gets inside the ring and his entourage leaves to the back. Then “Fuel” By Metallica begins to play and the crowd stands up to see the rookie. :~:
J. Styles: and his opponent, making his way to the ring accompanied by Snake. Making his debut in the ICWF all the way from Oregon City, Oregon.. here is Tim Havok!!!
:~:Tim Havok comes out pushing a green dumpster full of weapons.. He parks it in front of the ring and starts to take stuff out and throw it inside the ring. Killa Kali ducks the different objects and finally slides out of the ring. Havok grabs a kendo stick and slides inside.. He invites Killa Kali back in, Killa Kali gets in and the bell rings.:~:
Miller: I can’t believe ODJ! The owner has lost it, he’s become sick and sadistic!!
Paco: Can you blame him!? The man is tired of all these wrestlers wanting to get them some of him. He is not sick, he is just sending a point across to all the ICWF wrestlers, a point that I follow all too well.. Don’t Cross the Boss!! Never, ever, ever!
Miller: Do your lips ever get all cut up and really dry from doing all of that ass kissing? Geez.. Anyway, this one should be to your liking Paco.. Hardcore rules, falls count anywhere… weapons galore…
Paco: Hey, I don’t kiss ass. I just call it like I see it! And as far as the match goes, there is no doubt about it! This is why I became a broadcast Drunkalist!
:~:Tim Havock charges at Kali with the stick and swings, Kali ducks the attack and Havock is right back on him swinging again. Kali again ducks the attack and lands a right hand this time, causing Havok to stumble backwards and drops the stick. Killa Kali continues to pound him and then scoops him up and body slams him hard! He looks around the ring at all the weapons thrown in.. He grabs a metal tray and then waits for Havock to get up, when he does Killa Kali swings nailing him right upside the head, dropping him back down! The tray is bent so Kali tosses it to the side, he picks up now a trash can and sticks it between the middle and top ropes.. he then picks up Havock and whips him towards that corner, Havock reverses it though and sends Kali the other way! Kali hits sternum first and stumbles backwards, Havok quickly grabs the stick from before and whacks Kali in the back of the head! Kali drops and Havok nails him again, this time in the ribs. :~:
Miller: Well what do you think? Hardcore enough for ya?
Paco: Nah, not even close.. But it will get there, oh I know it will get there!
:~:Havock goes to the dumpster and looks around.. he takes out a fire extinguisher.. he unhooks it, waits for Kali to stand up and then let’s it rip, forming a huge cloud of smoke! Kali stumbles to the ropes and falls to the outside. Havock throws the extinguisher to the side and then grabs his stick again.. He goes to the outside and picks up Kali.. He swings, trying to take Kali’s head off but Kali ducks the attack and nails Havock in the mid section with a knee. He quickly hooks Havock for a reversed Russian leg sweep and gets it! Havock’s face bounces of the floor mat hard and Kali doesn’t give him a rest, he picks him right back up and tosses him inside the ring. Kali jump on the apron and gets inside, he picks up Havock and whips him towards the corner where he had put the trash can! A serious thud is heard as Havock hits the trash can hard! He falls to the mat and Kali walks over, and goes for the first pin of the match. One! Two! Kick out!:~:
Miller: He almost had him there, but Tim Havock is proving to be a tough customer.
Paco: Yeah this rookie seems pretty good, but he’s not going to beat Killa Kali laying on his back like that.
:~:Kali looks around again and sees some rope.. He grabs it, unties it and then wraps it around the neck of Havock! He then picks him up and grabs him by the rope around his neck.. Kali then tosses him over the top, onto the outside! Havock hits hard but apparently that wasn’t what Havock had in mind, he starts to pull the rope, hanging Havock!! The ref gets on his face but really there is nothing he can do. The match is anything goes! Havock swings his feet back and forth and has his hands on the rope around his neck, trying to prevent it from chocking him. He is able to get his feet on the apron and pulls himself up.. Kali curses and walks over as Havock is getting up, Kali grabs him but Havock rakes the eyes, then grabs Kali’s head and drops to the floor, snapping Kali’s head on the top rope! Havock takes the rope around his neck off and appears pissed.. he looks under the ring and takes out a table! He sets it up on the outside and then goes back in, he grabs a weapon from the dumpster.. a hockey stick! Kali stands up only to get nailed in the mid section with the stick and also in the back! Havock picks him up and then takes him to the outside part of the ring, there he hooks him by the waist side, picks him up and delivers a side Piledriver onto the table in the outside!!:~:
Miller: Oh Dear God!!!!
Paco: Now that’s f’n hardcore! WOOHOO!!!
:~:The crowd starts a chant of “Holy Shit!” after they watch the replay, Kali goes head first through the table, onto the hard floor mat. Havock quickly flips him over for the pin, one! Two! Th…. Kick out!!! The crowd gives a “OH!” as they though the match was over for sure.. Havock quickly flips Kali over and applies a Camel Clutch! No he can’t get it on as Kali fights it with whatever little energy he has left.. Havock stops trying and picks up Kali instead, he whips him towards the guard rail and Kali hits hard. Havock charges at Kali and almost lands a clothesline, but at the last second, Kali ducks and sends him flying into the crowd with a back body drop! Kali goes down as that took a lot out.. Havock landed on some empty seats and a fat chick.. who is singing in pain.. but the match is not over, so the fat lady can’t be singing can she? Nah.. Havock makes it to his feet, apparently the lady served as somewhat of a cushion.. He hops over the guard rail and walks over the dumpster yet again.. This time he takes out a lead pipe! He walks over to Kali and picks him up, but gets nailed with a European uppercut!!:~:
Miller: Oh that poor lady! I hope she’s alright!
Paco: Who cares about the lady, these two are putting on a hell of a show!
:~:Paco continues to pour the tequila down his system as Kali is pounding Havock with right hands. Havock is in la-la land, Killa Kali grabs him and delivers a Backbreaker! Havock is in pain, Kali looks under the ring and takes out another table! He sets it up and then walks over to the dumpster full of stuff. He takes out a can of gasoline and a blow torch! The crowd goes wild as he pours the gasoline over the table and then grabs the blow torch, just as he is about to turn it on though Havock turns him around and goes for a kick to the mid section, no Kali grabs it with one hand and with the other he trips Havock. Kali now grabs the legs of Havok and puts him on a position like he is going for a Boston crab, but instead he catapults Havock, sending him flying onto the ring post! Havock hits head first! Kali now grabs the torch, turns it on and sets the table on fire!! He walks over to Havock and picks him up, he grabs him by his neck and takes him to where the flaming table is! He picks him up with a two hand choke and the puts him through the table with a two handed sit down Powerbomb!! [Albert Bomb] A cloud of smoke fills the spot as the ref is putting the fire our with the extinguisher! He then flaps his arms around trying to figure what’s going on, he finally sees Kali and sees that he’s pinning Havock! The ref counts, one! Two! Three!! The bell rings!! :~:
Miller: and Killa Kali is on fire!!! Literally!
Paco: Now that’s what I’m talking about! Some real ill hardcore shit! I’m starting to like this Killa Kali guy!
J. Styles: Here is your winner……. KILLA KALI!!!
Miller: Starting to like him? The man is sick!!
Paco: Ain’t nothing wrong with that…
Miller: Yeah, ok whatever Paco. Well folks up next we were suppose to have the Triangle elimination match between Jake Navaja, Genocide and Kriss Havok.. But as you saw before this match, Havok had a car accident along with Kidd Foxx, so he is out of the match as well as the PPV! Paco, I don’t care what ODJ says, he did this! He did this so he wouldn’t have to face Havok at the PPV!
Paco: Oh stop your bitching.. ODJ didn’t do a damn thing!
Miller: Come on Paco, this is the same man who was suppose to face PIC and Total Damnation at the PPV, but he got out of it by having Titan 3 attack and seriously beat down PIC and his group!!
Paco: Hey you don’t know that, as far as I’m concern, Titan 3 did those attacks on his own.. Titan 3 was upset that PIC interfered in his match and cost him the World Title. ODJ might had been there when the attacks happened, but he had nothing to do with it! Trust me, I Know!
Miller: Trust a drunken bastard? Yeah right, the only thing you know Paco is how to drink yourself stupid..
Paco: And the only thing you know is how to take it up the tail pipe! Now are we having this match or not!?
Miller: Not! Apparently Genocide was also taken to the hospital thanks to the attack by Navaja.
Paco: So???
Miller: So according to this note, Jake Navaja is going to get the wins and he will get a shot at the Hardcore Title after the PPV!
Paco: Cool!
Miller: No Paco this is not cool, this guy.. you know what, forget it.. I’m not even going to try.. let’s go backstage to Mr. Smith who is standing with another rookie just signed this week. Smithy?
Paco: Smithy? Oh Geez… [cough]back door swinger [cough]
:~:The camera cuts to the backstage “interview” area and there we see Smith with newcomer, K-9. :~:
Mr. Smith: I am here with, hey!
K-9: Give me that.. Well, well, well.. I hear that this Federation has been running for two years now? Well that’s a big achievement for a fed to stay up for so long and not to close down.
Mr. Smith: Well we close down briefly for remodeling, but anyway.. We all know it is a big achievement and we hope to keep it up and running for longer, Well enough about the ICWF. So lets talk about you, first off why did you join the ICWF on our second birthday?
K-9: O.k. I came to the ICWF because I think that this is the best DAMN WRESTLING FEDERATION today and so that me joining the ICWF is their birthday present from me, Anything else.
Mr. Smith: Yes one last thing how well do you plan to do and is there any belts you want specifically?
K-9: Ammmmm I want to do well in the ICWF so all I want to know is who will be first in K-9's PATH OF DESTRUCTION? As far as titles go, I want them all and that’s all there is to it!
Mr. Smith: Well there you have it folks, young cocky K-9.. He might be a force to reckon with! Back to you M. G. G.
:~:The camera cuts back to Paco and Miller.:~:
Paco: M. G. G.? oh My God man! What’s with the cute nicknames for each other? Come on Miller, admit it, you and Smith are an item!
Miller: We are not! I have a very beautiful wife at home and so does Smithy, thank you very much!
Paco: Oh yeah, when was the last time you banged her?
Miller: That’s none of your damn business!! Folks, what? I’m being told something is going on backstage, let’s go there now!
:~:The camera switches again and we find ourselves in the Old School Revival’s locker room. We see Titan 3 and Steel seating down in a bench when the lights go out… You hear them curse and wonder the hell is going on, when the lights come back on Killa Kali is standing there with Playboy G. Before T3 or Steele can react Killa Kali sprays them in the eyes with mace. The two men fall to the ground, clawing at their eyes. Killa Kali kicks Steele square in the face, busting his nose open while the P. G. pulls out a police baton and starts beating T3’s rib cage with it. Killa Kali kicks Steele in the face one more time then grabs an empty beer bottle and breaks it over his head! On the other side of the room, T3 is staggering to his feet. Killa Kali and his assistant rush over and grab T3. They throw him through the door out into the hall way. Picking up the empty trash can, Killa Kali follows his friend out. T3 again try's to get up. Killa Kali brings the trashcan down on his head hard! P. G. whacks him a few more times with the baton. Laying the trash can down, Killa Kali directs P. G. to pick up T3. Again looking like a Powerbomb, Killa Kali grabs his neck for a reverse Neckbreaker and down T3 goes, onto the trash can!! Killa Kali, laughing gets up and leans over T3 to speak.:~:
KK: Did you think I forgot what you did to me?!! Did you think I forgot what you did to PIC or what you called me?!! Piece of s***!! I got some spray paint for ya!!
:~:With that Killa Kali pulls out a can of spray pain and sprays Property of TD! He gives his friend a high five and they leave the two bloody messes on the ground. Show takes another commercial break. :~:
:~:The show comes back from break with Miller and Paco before us. An upset Miller speaks.:~:
Miller: Welcome back folks and as you saw before the break, Killa Kali has struck again!
Paco: The man is definitely a lunatic Miller.
Miller: He might be that but he is also a mark man, Steel and Titan 3 will be gunning after him, you better believe that!
Paco: Oh I believe you, Those two teams will go back and forth until only one thing remains standing.. after the PPV… only one might remain..
Miller: I agree with you there, well lets go to the next match. Two great young stars and a returning superstar go at it in a 4 way war. Joey?
Paco: The Rock is back!?
Miller: No dumbass…
J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following is a 3 way dance match scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit!
:~:”Certain Shade of Green” By Incubus plays and the crowd cheers slightly. :~:
J. Styles: Introducing first, she is making her way to the ring from Cincinnati, Ohio… She weights in at 150 pounds and stands at 5’9” tall.. here is Pit Viper!!!
:~:She gets inside the ring and then “Louie, Louie” By Motorhead begins to play and the crowd goes wild.:~:
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