ODJ: This my friends is the brand spanking new European Championship and you know what? It is ranked higher then the Universal title. Yup, the Universal title really doesn’t mean that much.. I mean, [ahem] It does mean something, a lot.. but it really doesn’t fit great talents like yourselves.. I mean you two should be fighting for a higher title. So here is what I propose.. Steel, you give me that title right there and I give you this one, the brand spanking new European title.. and your match tonight becomes an European title match.. What do you say?
:~:Steel looks at the “gold” European title and then at the “bronze” Universal [NOT UNIVERSE DAMN IT!, lol] and then tosses the Universal over to ODJ. He grabs the European title and puts it over his shoulder then looks at Killa Kali and says, “I’ll see you in the ring..” He then leaves… Kali stands up and gives ODJ a dirty look.. ODJ returns it and Kali leaves without saying a word… After Kali leaves ODJ speaks under his breath.. ‘biach’. He then looks at the Universal title and pulls out a sheet of paper that has the ICWF’s roster on it.. “now who should fight for this thing?” he says as the scene fades to black.. We then hear the sounds of fans cheering and the camera comes back on, this time inside The Glasgow SECC in Glasgow, Scotland where the ICWF is kicking off their World Tour! Fireworks go off everywhere and the fans cheer loudly. As usual, the camera pans around and shows us the different signs the Scottish fans have brought along. “Dr. Zeus says: HOP will POP your arse!” “Scotland Loves the ICWF!” “Hell hath no fury as Scott Syren!” “All Hail the King of Scotland: Kingpin!” “Mozz is my fatha!” “Finally Excellence has return to Scotland!” “K x 3 = Killer Killa Kali!” “You can’t stop tha Showstoppa!” “Electricity will shock you!” and of course, many more.. The camera switches one last time and we see our announcing team, Miller and Paco.. no wait, that’s not Paco. That’s Mr. Smith.. Miller speaks.:~:
Miller: Welcome everyone to yet another Friday Night Heat!!!! And welcome to Glasgow, Scotland!! I am your host as always.. the "well behaved” G. Miller and along side with me, for one night only is.. Mr. Smith! Hello sir!
Mr. Smith: Helloooooooo Miller! It’s definitely wonderful to sit next to you.
Miller: The feeling is mutual, now if you are wondering where Mr. “I’m so cool that I drink myself stupid” is, well he is suspended! Yup, him along with Mr. Ashtray, Burner and Mr. “always trying to be cool” Jones.
Mr. Smith: Gee, I wonder why that happen Mr. Miller?
Miller: It happened because those 3 nimrods went to a party they were not suppose to go to.. a Total Damnation Block Party.. and you know how ODJ hates TD!
Mr. Smith: Oh yeah, he hates TD. Now LSD, now that’s something he lo---
Miller: Uh, SHHH! Don’t put him out there like that, he’ll suspend you too! How about we talk about what we saw at the beginning of the show.. Titan 3, the hardcore champ has returned!
Mr. Smith: He sure has but the question is, why?
Miller: We don’t know but I’m sure that as the show progresses, we will find out. Now we also saw ODJ in a small meeting with Killa Kali and John Steel and apparently, he has swaps titles with Steel!
Mr. Smith: Yeah, so does that mean that Steel is the brand new European champion!?
Miller: I guess so because ODJ said he would be defending it against Killa Kali.
Mr. Smith: wow, those are huge news… I wonder what he is going to do with the Universal title though?
Miller: Again, that’s another question that only “time” can answer.
Mr. Smith: With all though respect Miller, I’m getting tired of that little answer of yours.. time this, time that.. well duh! That’s obvious to everyone Mr. Miller.
Miller: Mr. Smith! Why are you talking to me like that? I never….
Mr. Smith: Aww I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it..
Miller: Oh I know you didn’t.. uh, anyway folks tonight’s show is a great one.. we have five, count them FIVE great matches for you and 3 of them are title matches!!
Mr. Smith: That’s right, the Universal, excuse me, European, IC and Tag Hardcore Titles are on the line tonight!!
Miller: That’s right plus we also have a grudge match on hand and our opening bout.
Mr. Smith: Which is next.
Miller: That’s right, let’s go to Joey four the first match of the night.
Mr. Smith: This one should be a barn burner!
:~:Eric BeGrod makes his way to the ring.:~:
J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen it’s time for the Friday Night Heat opening bout. The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit. Introducing first, the man already in the ring. Eric BeGrod!!!
:~:The crowd boos loudly but as soon as they hear “Deepest Bluest” by LL Cool J. they begin to cheer loudly. :~:
J. Styles: and his opponent, he is making his way to the ring from The Purgatory, Hell! He weights in at 287 pounds and stands at 6’7” tall… here is House of Pain Member “Satanic” Scott Syren!!!
:~:He gets inside the ring and immediately goes after Eric BeGrod, the bell rings.:~:
Miller: Well Scott Syren didn’t want to waste any time, he’s all over BeGrod!
Mr. Smith: Yeah, Syren is a man possessed! I need a drink, want a soda?
:~:Well duh, he’s from HELL! [ahem] Scott backs BeGrod into the corner where he continues to pound him hard with fists. Syren whips BeGrod to the other side and BeGrod hits hard! He comes out stumbling and Syren drops him with a clothesline.. from hell! Scott Syren picks him up and then whips him hard to the corner again, for the second time BeGrod hits hard and Syren follows that up with a back splash in the corner. BeGrod is in la-la land, Syren quickly takes him out of the corner, climbs to the second rope, hooks BeGrod under his arm, jumps off and drops him with a Tornado DDT! Syren goes for the pin but after the ref hits two, Scott pulls BeGrod up and shakes his head. The ref is all over Syren but he just laughs at him. Syren flips BeGrod over and hooks his legs like a pretzel, he then reaches for his head and clamps his hands around BeGrod’s neck and pulls back applying a perfect STF! The ref asks BeGrod if he gives it up and BeGrod taps the mat like crazy, the ref call for the bell and it rings. :~:
Miller: and Scott Syren is victorious again!
Mr. Smith: Huh!? What!? I just reached down to get a couple of sodas and the match is over just like that? The hell?
J. Styles: Here is your winner…. “SATANIC” SCOTT SYREN!!!
:~:The ref raises Scott’s hand in victory but Scott pushes him off. Scott then picks up BeGrod, gives him a kick to the gut and hooks him between his legs. He hooks both of BeGrod’s arms and then drops him with a double under hook Piledriver! His finisher! He starts stomping on BeGrod to add insult to injury, as he does this though “Break Stuff” By Limp Bizkit blasts out and the other BeGrod, Alec rushes to the ring. Scott waits for him, Alec slides in, makes it to his feet and Scott goes to drop him with a clothesline. Alec ducks it though and as Scott turns around Alec nails him with a big boot to the face! Alec then quickly picks up Scott Syren, he hooks him and drops him with a devastating Powerbomb! Alec is about to do more damage but you see the rest of House of Pain rushing to the ring, Alec makes an exit just as they get in and leaves through the crowd.:~:
Miller: Big brother came to the rescue of little brother!!
Mr. Smith: He sure did but he was just a tad bit late. Syren had finished him off.
Miller: Well I think he wasn’t planning on coming out until he saw Syren putting a beating on Eric that was really not necessary.
Mr. Smith: Yeah, but I can’t believe how fast BeGrod lost though. He was 4-0, I thought he was good.
Miller: Well obviously not as good as Syren..
Mr. Smith: Obviously.
Miller: Well HOP has made it to the back so how about we go to our, what now??
Mr. Smith: I think it’s PIC….
:~:"Living on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi hits the air waves and the crowd goes nuts. PIC walks down to the ring with a determined look. He gets inside, grabs a microphone and begins to address the audience. :~:
PIC: Alright I'm sick and tired of this crap. Every single night I come out and wrestle my heart out and someone from my group of "friends" gets all the glory. Well the time has come for a change. I’ve decided to drop Total Damnation and join a stable that is just that much better than the losers I’m hanging with.. The stable I’m talking about is… THE DEATH REBELS!
Miller: What? He’s dropping TD!?
Mr. Smith: No way!?
Miller: We knew there was some tension between TD and PIC but I didn’t think it was this bad!!
Mr. Smith: Well Mr. Genius, apparently it is!!
:~:He reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a T-shirt. He puts it on and we see that it is a Death Rebels T-shirt. The crowd then gives a mix reaction as The Death Rebels make their way down the ring with puzzled look on their face. :~:
PIC: Hey Tim, Pit, Viper, K-9.. If you guys allow it, I would like to join your stable. But wait, before you give me your answer.. I want to bring out those fruit cakes.. Total Damnation, get out here right now!
Miller: Uh-oh, we might see another war here!
Mr. Smith: Yeah, the stables in the ICWF definitely don’t like eachother.
:~:The theme from America's Most Wanted hits as TLS, Playboy G, Jason Chase, and Killa Kali come to the stage. The all stand in a row, staring intently at PIC as he continues. :~:
PIC: That's far enough big boys. I wouldn't want to become another "helpless" victim to your crimes against humanity. But, as you can see, I've got some backup of my own. These guys are the best of the best.. They are ten times better than any of you will ever be, and together, we will form a force that will bring pride back to ICWF.
:~:Kali gets a mic and speaks. :~:
Killa Kali: Hey you little puke. Ya think just cause you got some losers you're gonna be able to hang with Total Damnation?
PIC: I don't think it, I know it. But I wouldn't expect someone as mentally impaired as you to understand that. So I tell ya what Kali...why don't you bring Mr. 12cm, Playgirl, and The Lost Retard to this ring and we'll see who the better team is!
Killa Kali: You got it!
Miller: Here we go Mr. Smith!
Mr. Smith: Too bad Paco is missing this, hahaha!
:~:The crowd cheers as Kali, TLS and Playboy G rush down the ring.. Chase comes about half way down but then stops and leaves to the back. Total D come running toward the ring as PIC, and the Rebels stand ready for battle. Just as Total D hits the ring, Havock is hit in the back of the head with a chair. As Pitbull turns around, he too is nailed with a chair by none other than the Dark Angel who comes from the crowd!! K-9 and Pit Viper stand there confused as The Dark Angel and the rest of Total D close in on PIC and them.. PIC now has a very distraught look on his face. Dark Angel swings the chair at PIC but he grabs the chair from DA's hands. He pulls it back and turns, nailing K-9 then Pit Viper! The whole group begins to stomp on the "Rebels" in the middle of the ring as PIC walks over for a microphone. He gets one and speaks.:~:
Miller: What the hell is going on!?
Mr. Smith: …..
PIC: Did ya actually think I'd turn on my buddies? Total Damnation is BACK.. and better than ever. All you honkies can just kiss it, cause we're here to stay. This is just the beginning...Total D is on a mission. We are going to rule this federation, and take ODJ out with it. So for all of you here in ICWF, and for these losers laying in the ring, you've been tried and convicted. Final Sentence: Total Damnation!
:~:They all continue to pound but a bunch of refs come out and break it up. Total Damnation leave to the back, laughing. Miller and Mr. Smith shake their heads as they were tricked just like the rest of the fans watching. The show takes its first commercial of the night.:~:
:~:The show comes back on the air and we find ourselves in one of the hallways in the back. We see Shane Skyler standing against one of the walls with his beautiful wife Stacey Skyler at his side. The scene expands a little showing Mercer standing next to Shane holding a mic up to his own face, as the scene expands Mercer begins talking. :~:
Mercer: Shane Skyler, I was informed that you had a big announcement concerning the NEXT Friday Night Heat?
Shane Skyler: Shut your mouth Mercer, if I have to be interviewed by you one more time I am going to puke. I told you, get Rosita up here, good God. But since your here Mercer, I'll answer your little question. Yes, I do have an announcement concerning the next ICWF FNH and it's a fairly big announcement as well. Now later tonight after I beat The Mozz, I will go on to the next Friday Night Heat and I will compete in the most challenging and rewarding match in my career.
Mercer: Well, IF you beat Mozz.. and what is it?
Shane Skyler: Mercer, didn't I tell you to shut your mouth, especially when I'm speaking. Back to what I was saying before I was rudely interrupted. 'Northern Excellence' has the chance of a lifetime. When I came into the ICWF, I allowed two Titles slip through my fingers, the Hardcore and North American Championships could have been in my clutched if I wasn't so stubborn. But at the next Friday Night Heat... Anthony Logan.. YOUR ASS IS MINE! ODJ has picked me to be the one to take you down next week. That's right, next FNH I get my World Title shot, Anthony Logan prepare to get Excellently Executed!
:~:Shane Skyler along with Stacey Skyler walk down the hallway, leaving the shocked Mercer by himself. :~:
Mercer: Whoa! That’s amazing news! Next FNH, Skyler, Logan, it's sure to be a bloodbath, stay tuned!
:~:Scene switches and we go back to Miller and Mr. Smith. :~:
Miller: Welcome back to Heat everyone, just before the break you saw Total Damnation taking out the Death Rebels. We all though that PIC was going to leave TD and join The Death Rebels, but as you just saw, that was not the case..
Mr. Smith: Not at all, we were all fooled, it was just a big set up to take down one of 3 stables that are against TD.
Miller: Without a doubt. Going away from that, we just found out from Shane Skyler that he’s the one that’s going to be facing Anthony Logan on his first title defense! Imagine that!
Mr. Smith: Well Anthony Logan told the offices to find any opponent, and find one they did as the young Skyler will get his shot.
Miller: Yeah so you have to believe that the next match should be for a shot at the heavyweight title. I mean if Mozz wins, it wouldn’t be fair for Skyler to get the shot. Wait a minute here, I’m being told we have yet another interview.. This one is with the cheese man himself, The Mozz man. Mercer, take it away!
:~:The camera cuts to the backstage area, there you see Mercer holding a mic and The Mozz is walking around with a red white and blue T-shirt... Mercer speaks.:~:
Mercer: Mozz, what the hell is going on? Why are you wearing a "Real American" shirt?
Mozz: Well, son, I've been thinking. what has Milo ever done for the great citizens of North America?
Mercer: What do you mean, what has he done?
Mozz: Well, ain’t he the champion of North America?
Mercer: Yes, so what's your point?
Mozz: Well, I'll give you a metaphor. When Miss America is crowned, doesn't she go around America, helping others and shit like that? So, I ask you again, kid, what has My Low Decedent done for anyone in this great continent?
Mercer: Idiot, we're in Europe, you meathead... Get to your point....
Mozz: Okay, people of North America, you need someone who will help you with your problems. Someone to cut the tape when supermarkets open, someone to read books to preschool children. You need me... as your next North American Champion!
Mercer: Are you challenging Milo for his belt??
Mozz: Yes, I want him at Deadly Revenge 3. I want to kick the shit out of him in one of the most brutal matches anyone could compete in: A Steel Cage Ladder Match. I know you kiddies in your little group will stop at nothing to help you keep the belt, so I wanna shut them out of the fun. If you have any balls, you'll accept. See you on the 28th, bitch.
Mercer: Shouldn’t you be concentrating on your match with Skyler though?
Mozz: Shouldn’t you be in a retirement home? It doesn’t matter, just like Shane Skyler doesn’t matter. I beat him before, and I’ll do it again.. here tonight in Glasgow, SCOTLAND!
:~:The fans give Mozz the cheap pop he was looking for as the camera cuts back to Smith and Miller.. :~:
Miller: Well challenges are being dropped left and right. Skyler says he will face Anthony Logan for the world title. Now Mozz wants an N. A. title shot. What’s the deal here?
Mr. Smith: Well it’s obvious that everyone is hungry for gold but Miller, tell me this…Am I reading this right? Is the next match a Midget Lumberjack Match??
Miller: yes you are right, it’s a MLJ match.. Mozz requested this kind of match, and since Mozz is a weird individual, well his matches are weird as well.
Mr. Smith: Good point, well let’s go to it then!
Miller: Right, Joey take it away!
:~:Some funny music hits and you see a bunch of ‘vertically challenged folks” make their way down the ring. :~:
J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen our second bout of the night is scheduled for one fall with a ten minute time limit and it’s a “grudge” Midget Lumberjack match!!!
:~:The crowd cheers loudly as the midgets all surround the ring.. then.. “Bloodline” By Slayer begins to play and the crowd boos loudly.:~:
J. Styles: Introducing the first participant, he comes to us from Calgary, Alberta Canada weighting in at 270 pounds and standing at 6’6” tall.. Ladies and Gents, here is a member of The Revolt… “Northern Excellence” Shane Skyler!!!
:~:He comes out with his wife, Stacey and head to the ring. Once he gets inside “Louie, Louie” By Motorhead begins to play and the crowd goes wild!:~:
J. Styles: and his opponent, about to come down the ring from Secaucus, New Jersey. He weights in at 365 pounds and stands at 6’2” tall.. here is… The Mozz!!!
:~:Mozz comes out with Ralphass, as soon as Skyler sees him he gets out of the ring and goes after him! They meet about half way down the ramp and start to go at it, the crowd cheers again!:~:
Miller: These two definitely didn’t wait to get it on!
Mr. Smith: Without a doubt, they couldn’t get enough of each other at the US2 PPV so they are going at once more!
:~:Skyler wins the battle of fist and picks up the massive Mozz and slams him on the steel ramp. Skyler begins stomping on him and Mozz rolls down the ramp all the way down to the ring area. There Skyler picks him back up and goes to smash his head against the ring apron but Mozz blocks it, elbows Skyler on the stomach and then smashes his head again the apron. Mozz does this two more times and then tosses Skyler inside the ring. The bell rings and some of the midgets start to pound Mozz! He quickly gets inside the ring and looks at them with a “wtf!?” look.. Mozz stands up and appears to be a bit, well, frighten. He grabs Skyler by his head but gets nailed with a hard right hand, another, another, one more and Mozz is rocking! Skyler jumps and then nails Mozz right on the kisser with a standing drop kick! Skyler goes for the pin and the ref counts, one! And Mozz with a huge kick out. Skyler picks up Mozz and whips him to the ropes. Mozz bounces off and tries to go for a back body drop but he can’t pick up the big man! Mozz instead nails him in the back with a bunch of forearm shots, then hooks him for a suplex and gets it! :~:
Miller: Not a very smart idea there trying to pick up THE Mozz.
Mr. Smith: Not at all, the man weights well over 300 pounds..
:~:Mozz picks him back up and throws him to the ropes, Skyler hits but holds on. Mozz charges at him though and clotheslines him over the top and onto the outside goes Skyler! The tiny people rush at him and start to kick his ass! Mozz watches from the inside and he just laughs! Skyler shoves them out of the way and even punches the crap out of one knocking him down along with about 6 others. He gets back in and the Mozz starts to stomp on him. Mozz picks up Skyler and whips him yet again to the ropes, Skyler bounces off and Mozz goes for his super kick, Skyler ducks though! Mozz turns around as Skyler bounces off and nails him with a thrust clothesline! Skyler goes for a pin now, one! Two! kick out! Skyler picks Mozz back up he takes him to the ropes and goes for a body slam, he gets him up but instead tosses him to the outside!! Mozz lands on a couple of midgets as the rest come over and start to kick his ass now! The crowd tries not to laugh but it’s hard not to. Mozz tries to get up but they are all over him.. He eventually makes it to his feet only to get an elbow dropped to the back of his head. :~:
Miller: Man those uh, people a vicious!
Mr. Smith: Yes they are, they are small but damn, quite annoying too.
:~:Skyler picks Mozz back up and he takes him to the corner, there he pounds him with right hands and then tries to whip him out, no chance. He tries again but Mozz holds. Skyler nails him with two hard kicks to the mid section and tries again, this time he gets him out but then the Mozz reverses it, pulls Skyler back in and drops him with a short arm clothesline! Mozz goes for a quick pin but after two, Skyler kicks out. Mozz stands up, bounces himself off the ropes and delivers a huge splash! Mozz hooks the leg again, one! Two! kick out by Skyler! Mozz makes it to his feet and picks up Skyler one more time, he applies a headlock this time. Skyler tries to break free but can’t. Skyler keep is on trying but the hold is too strong. Mozz decides to break it himself though and then nails Skyler right on the head with a hard elbow! Skyler stumbles backwards and almost falls, Mozz nails him again and Skyler drops. Mozz goes to the corner, he climbs to the second rope and goes for his patented elbow drop but Skyler gets out of the way at the last second! :~:
Miller: This match has been pretty even Mr. Smith, I really can’t see either one of these guys putting the other away before time expires!
Mr. Smith: Well yeah the match is closed, but you never know.. anything can happen.
:~:Both men make it to their feet slowly, once they are vertical they start to exchange blows! Mozz wins this battle as Skyler is wobbly, Mozz measures him and clothesline him over the top rope again, this time both men go over and all 16 midgets go after them! Mozz and Skyler fight them as much as they can but the tiny people are relentless! lol, boy I can’t believe I said yes to this match.. Mozz and Skyler manage to get back in, they make it to their feet and Skyler goes for a clothesline. Mozz ducks though and hooks Skyler from behind with a full nelson! Mozz is going for his finisher, he picks up Skyler, no, Skyler kicks back and nails Mozz right on the jewels! Mozz folds in pain as Skyler turns around, hooks him and drops him with a DDT! Skyler flips the big man over and hooks the leg for the pin, one! Two! Kick out by Mozz!! Skyler calls for his finisher and drags Mozz to one of the corners, he places him in front and then climbs to the top. There he gives the thumbs down and then dives off and goes for a Swanton bomb but Mozz rolls out of the way and Skyler hits nothing but mat! :~:
Miller: Mozz was that close from being eliminated Mr. Smith!!
Mr. Smith: He sure was, the DDT took a lot out of him, but not enough for him to stay down that long!
:~:Skyler makes it to his feet and picks up Mozz, Mozz surprises him with a thumb to the eye and blinds Skyler momentarily. Mozz then gives Skyler a hard kick to the gut and as Skyler folds Mozz gets on the second turnbuckle, jumps off and drops an elbow to the back of Skyler’s head, driving him to the mat! Mozz flips Skyler over and pins him, one! Two! Kick out by Skyler! Mozz makes it to his feet and ask one of the tiny people for a chair, they throw one at him and he barely ducks it! He looks back at the midget and the midget gives him the finger! Mozz shakes his head and then grabs the chair.. He goes to the corner and climbs it! The big man is going to fly.. he reaches the top turnbuckle and starts to stand up when Skyler jumps up and shakes the ropes! Mozz loses his balance and drops the chair, then falls off the corner and lands hard on the chair with the back of his head! Mozz appears out and Skyler pulls the chair from under Mozz and places it on top of his face, Skyler then jumps on the top turnbuckle, gives the thumbs down and again goes for the Skyscraper! He gets it this time ramming the chair onto Mozz’s face! Skyler holds the back of his head as the move took a lot out of him as well, he is able to go for the pin though! The ref counts One! Two! Three!! The bell rings! :~:
Miller: and Shane Skyler has gotten some retributions!
Mr. Smith: They say paybacks are a you know what, but this payback was very painful for Mozz!!
J. Styles: Here is your winner.. “Northern Excellence” SHANE SKYLER!!!
Miller: Well Skyler did it and he now has momentum going into his world title match up next week against Anthony Logan.
Mr. Smith: He sure does, and people might not think much of Skyler or Mozz for that matter. But Mozz is not the same Mozz from back in the day, this is his first singles loss since his return to the ICWF. Besides the US2 of course.
Miller: Of course.
Mr. Smith: So Skyler beating him is a huge accomplishment and well it says a lot about Skyler. This his third shot at a title, maybe the third time will be a charm for him.
Miller: Looks like we have another interview, let’s go to the backstage area where Rosita is standing with Jake Navaja. Hi Rosita!
Mr. Smith: Hi Rosita!!
:~:The camera switches to the back and we see Rosita standing next to Jake Navaja. As she looks at the camera Jake checks out the goods. :~:
Rosita: Hi guys! I’m here with, hey, what are you doing?
Jake N.: Uh nothing… hehe..
Rosita: Oh ok. Well I’m here with Jake Navaja. You say you have a few things on your mind that you want to talk about so go ahead.
Jake N.: Well mamasita is like this.. A few weeks ago, I pinned the man known as Kingpin. The Intercontinental ese. Now according to the big Jefe, when you defeat a champion in a non title match, that makes you the numero uno contender.. So I said cool ese, let me go challenge Kingpin for a title shot.. so I do and what does that yellow belly puto do? He declines and gives my shot, MY damn shot ese to a tooth pick. Now what the caca is that about? Kingpin has no guts and in my view, he shouldn’t be a champion.. I am a whole lot better than that tooth pick and tonight I will prove it..
Rosita: What do you mean?
Jake N.: Nevermind that esa. Now the second thing on my mind is, well I can’t get my IC shot. It’s cool ese, it’s cool. Because you see, also a few weeks ago I defeated a pair of filthy cockroaches by the names of Kriss Havok and Genocide. Now that match was for a shot at the World Hardcore Title, and well, since I see that our dearly beloved hardcore champion is here in Scotland.. [crowd cheers] SHUT UP! Since he’s here I figure I go on and make it official.. Titan 3, me and you… next week for your precious hardcore title!
Rosita: Wow, you are challenging Titan 3!?
Jake N.: You are a very beautiful woman, but just like you are a beauty, you are slow.. YES that’s what I’m doing.. so Titan 3.. I hope you are not a punk like Kingpin and take me on.. Hey Rosita, you know what time it is?
Rosita: Yeah it’s about 9:15 why?
Jake N.: No that’s wrong..
Rosita: Yeah it is look at my watch.
Jake N.: No THAT’s wrong..
Rosita: No look!
Jake N.: Just ask me what f’n time it is!?
Rosita: Oh alright! What time is it?
Jake N.: It’s PANIC time!!
:~:Jake walks away as Rosita shakes her head. :~:
Rosita: Dork.
:~:The show goes to commercial. :~:
:~:The show comes back from break and the camera cuts back and you see Kriss Havok, and some one unknown going through The Death Rebels lockers and bags and stuff. Kriss looks up to notice the camera, he taps on the other guys shoulder. He looks up. :~:
Kriss: Well, Well, Well. It seems as if we have a little spy. Now, now. Don't think we're doing anything destructive. You see, The Death Rebels stuck their nose into something they shouldn't have. So I took it upon myself to bring in a good, old friend of mine. Some one I grew up with in Hot-Lanta. This is my boy Sage Armstrong, better known to all of us back home as "Toxic". He came to the ICWF to help me out, sot of speak.
Sage: You know, the Death Rebels shouldn't have started something they shouldn't have finished. Because when it is all done, Kriss Havok, Curt Canon, Kidd Foxx, Milo Decedent, Shane Skyler, and Myself will be on top of the ICWF. Death Rebels, be aware of who you're messing with.
:~:Kriss and Sage take all of their clothes out, and take them to the showers. They turn the showers on VERY cold, and laugh as they leave. The camera cuts back to Miller and Mr. Smith.:~:
Miller: Well that was childish.
Mr. Smith: Very, but hey The Death Rebels now got another problem to worry about.
Miller: Yeah, it seems like the al the stables are going at it like crazy. I wonder if Dougg is thinking of bringing in the stables titles since he decided to bring in the European title.
Mr. Smith: He might, you never know.
Miller: Yeah, but we know the history with stables, THEY DON’T LAST! At least not here in the ICWF.
Mr. Smith: Well now I’m going to give your famous answer, “only time will tell I guess.”
Miller: Funny, any who. We were talking about challenges earlier today and another one has been laid down. Jake Navaja wants a shot at the Hardcore Title, a shot he earned, and he wants it next week!
Mr. Smith: Well if Titan 3 is the Titan 3 of old, we definitely know he will accept. I don’t think he will back down from any challenge, specially Jake’s.
Miller: and with that comment for Mr. Smith we take you back to Joey for our first of three title matches!
Mr. Smith: Will the champs retain? Will we have new champions? Let’s find out!
J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time now for our first championship match up of the night! This next bout is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and it’s for the brand new European Championship!!! .
:~:The crowd cheers loudly and then “The Next Episode” By Dr. Dre begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly.:~:
J. Styles: Introducing first the challenger, he comes to us from South Central Los Angeles weighting in at 265 pound and standing at 6’5” tall… here is Total Damnation member… Killa Kali!!!
:~:He gets inside the ring and plays to the crowd.. Then “El Phantismo” By White Zombie begins to play and the crowd stops cheering and brings out the boos.:~:
J. Styles: and his opponent, making his way to the ring from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.. He weights in at 275 pounds and stands at 6’6” tall.. here is The Leader of Old School Survival and the NEW European Champion.… ”The Real Deal” John Steel!!!
:~:John Steel makes his way down the ramp and then gets inside the ring. He hands the belt over to the ref, as soon as he does Killa Kali charges at him and starts to exchanges shots with him! The bell rings. :~:
Miller: and the crowd is on their feet for this one!
Mr. Smith: You know it! It’s Total Damnation vs. Old School Revival, the two stables that started this whole war!!
:~:Both men continue to exchange blows without either one backing down. The crowd is behind Killa Kali all the way but Steel is not letting the fans get to him. They continue to battle, with the blows getting far and distant now as they are taking their toll on both men. Killa Kali is stumbling and is about to fall, Steel goes for one last shot but Kali slides to the left and connects with a huge right hand that sends Steel down! Kali goes down as well just like when Rocky hit Apollo with that last shot in the first Rocky Movie... Both men quickly use the ropes to get up though and go after eachother again, this time Kali knees Steel on the gut stopping him. Kali scoops up the European Champion and body slams him hard on the mat! Killa Kali goes to the ropes and drops a huge elbow on the heart of Steel. Kali makes the pin, one! Two! kick out by Steel. Kali picks him back up and simply tosses him to the outside. Kali follows suit and the ref starts the ten count. Kali picks up Steel and whips him towards the steps, Steel hits hard and splits them in two! Kali walks over and picks John Steel back up only to ram his face against the bottom part of the steel steps. The ref reaches seven on the count and Kali slides back in to break the count but then heads back out.. :~:
Miller: This match has been all Killa Kali thus far!
Mr. Smith: It sure has, this match is all about who wants it more. Right now Killa Kali looks like he wants it more as he is taking Steel apart.. This is exactly what he wants to do if he wants to get some retribution for what happened at Ultimate Survival II.
:~:He grabs Steel and this time whips him towards the guard rail, somehow Steel reverses it though and pulls Kali back in, ducks and back body drops him into the steel steps! “Oh!” is heard from the crowd. Steel grabs Kali and picks him up, he whips him towards the guard rail and Kali hits hard. Steel rolls inside the ring to break the count and then rolls outside. The ref keeps pleading with them to get back in but they ain’t having it. Steel grabs Kali again only to get nailed with a shot to the mid section, another, another and one more! Kali is trying to bounce back. He makes it to his feet and goes for another right hand but Steel blocks the shot then grabs the arm and twists it making Kali flip over and land hard on the floor. Steel still hangs on to the arm and pulls Kali back up. Still holding the arm, Steel pulls Kali towards him and rams his shoulder onto Kali’s arm. He does this a few more times before finally tossing Kali back in the ring. He goes in himself. There he picks Killa Kali back up, he scoops him up fo r a body slam but instead he delivers a Shoulderbreaker on the shoulder he was working on, on the outside. John Steel goes for the pin but Kali kicks out after two. Steel picks up Kali and whips him to the ropes. Kali bounces off and Steel goes for a back body drop, Kali stops though and gives him a hard kick to the chest! The shot brings Steel up and Kali drops him down with a clothesline! Kali picks Steel back up, he hooks him for the side and drops him with a reversed Russian leg sweep! Kali flips him over and goes for the pin now, One! Two! Th… kick out by Steel!! :~:
Miller: Oh Kali almost had him there!!
Mr. Smith: Steel had Kali down but not for good, and now Kali has flipped the script.
:~:Kali picks Steel back up and takes him to the corner, he sets him on the top turnbuckle, he starts to climb the corner but Steel nails him with a right hand sending him back down. Kali stands up and Steel jumps off and goes for a double axe handle smash but Kali sees him coming and nails him in the mid section with a right hand. Steel folds in pain and Killa Kali picks him up by the waist side and drops him with a devastating Backbreaker! Kali goes for the pin, one! Two! kick out by Steel. Kali picks him back up and appears a bit upset that Steel is not giving up yet.. Kali whips Steel to the corner and Steel hits hard. Kali charges at him and goes for a splash but just as he is about to hit, Steel gets out of the way and Kali hits nothing but turnbuckle. John Steel pulls Kali off, he turns him around and gives him a swift kick to the gut. Steel then hooks Kali between his legs and delivers a Piledriver from hell!!! Steel goes for the pin now, one! Two! Th.. kick out!! :~:
Miller: and Steel is doing everything he can to hang with Killa Kali!
Mr. Smith: Yeah, and he might have turned this match around with his trademark move! Kali kicked out but just barely, we might see the Real Deal DDT soon!
:~: And as if on cue, Steel calls for his finisher. He picks up Killa Kali and gives him a kick to the gut. No Kali grabs the foot of Steel and Steel hops around. Kali trips him down and then grabs the other leg of Steel and catapults him into the corner! Kali stands up and waits for Steel to come out the corner.. Steel peels himself off the turnbuckle and turns around.. Kali grabs him by the neck with both hands, picks him up then slams him down with a double handed Chokeslam into a pin! The ref drops to the mat and counts, one! Two! Three!! The bell rings and the Glasgow SECC goes wild! :~:
Miller: Kali did it! He has defeated John Steel!!
Mr. Smith: and not only does he take his title, he takes his undefeated streak too!
J. Styles: Here is your winner….. and the NEW! ICWF European Champion…… KILLA KALI!!!
Miller: We knew it wasn’t going to be easy for Kali but he did it.. that’s a great accomplishment for the TD member.
Mr. Smith: It sure is, specially after we though that Steel was going for the pin!
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