:~:After it finishes fire gets started again and eats up the screen then goes out just like that leaving the words: "Friday Night Heat" in the middle of the screen with fire burning on the top of them.. The sounds of fans screaming and cheering is heard as the screen fades to black and then it comes back inside the Baltimore Arena in Baltimore, Maryland where the first FNH of the year 2002 is being held! The arena is packed and the fans are going wild, looking at this sight makes you feel as if the ICWF never left at all... The camera focuses on the middle of the ring where Mimi Vega, the TNF announcer, is getting ready to sing the National Anthem... :~:

:~:As she hits the last note, the fans once again go wild and fire works go off in the main entrance, the ring and above the Insane-A-Tron. After the great light show, the camera cuts to some footage that was shot a few minutes ago. The scene switches to the outside parking garage, where a deep rumbling is heard. Then, two headlights flash, and a white hummer flies by the camera, approaching the parking garage entrance. As it goes by, the camera focuses on the license plates which reads "T3"...the crowd can be heard roaring from inside the arena as they see the Heavyweight Champion entering the garage in his vehicle. The view switches to inside the hummer, and there is Titan 3, wearing black slacks, and a black tank-top with his sunglasses on his face. His head is as sleek and as bald as ever, and he is talking on his cell-phone as he drives...:~:

Titan 3: What the f*ck do you mean they don't have any eggs? What in God's name kind of grocery store doesn't carry eggs? Are you sure?

:~:The voice on the other end replies: "Yeah man, no eggs. They be sold the f*ck out, yo. ":~:

Titan 3: Ah Hell. Well pick me up some collard greens then.

:~:The voice on the other end replies: "Anything else?":~:

Titan 3: Oh, and see if you can stop by the sport wear store when you get up here to the arena. I want one of those new Scott Syren t-shirts, alright?

:~: Voice on the other end: "Can't you.... " :~:

Titan 3: HELL NO I CAN'T!! I'm a VERY busy man, you spunk bunny! Don't argue, just freakin' do it for Christ's Sakes!

:~:Voice on the other end: "Okay, fine. ":~:

Titan 3: Good boy. Now, I wanted to ask you....

:~: Just then, Titan's Hummer violently rocks up and down, and the harsh sounds of twisting metal and broken glass can be heard form outside the vehicle. The Hummer lurches once, then twice, and then rocks sideways causing Titan to drop his cell phone in his lap. The Hummer straightens out, and Titan keeps on going, reaching down and taking his cell phone form his lap and putting it back to his ear... :~:

Titan 3: Hello? You still there?

:~: Voice on the other end: "Yeah I'm here. What the Hell was all that noise? ":~:

Titan 3: I think I hit a deer or something.

:~: Voice on the other end: "A deer? Where are you?":~:

Titan 3: I'm in the parking garage at the arena, trying to find a place to park. These cheap-@sses don't have reserved spots for the superstars like REAL arenas do.

:~: Voice on the other end: "How could you possibly hit a deer in a parking garage?" :~:

Titan 3: Well, how can Santa Clause bring presents to people who live in mobile homes, huh? I bet you don't even believe in Santa Clause, do you?

:~: Voice on the other end: "Well uhh...not really..." Titan continues talking to the person on the other end as the view switches to the outside, and back to the area where Titan hit the "deer". Instead of there being a dead deer on the pavement though, we find Derek Mobley's Honda Civic, with the front of it crushed! The crowd inside the arena give a huge: "OH!!!" as they see what Titan 3 did. The whole entire hood is nearly flatten with the tires coming out of the sides.. Part of the front windshield is shattered, and the car appears almost totaled. There is broken glass and pieces of the Civic all over the ground.... The camera fades to black and then it comes back on inside the arena, in front of the commentating table where Paco and Miller are standing in shock.:~:

Miller: Oh My god, I am standing in shock!

Paco: Me too!!

Miller: Titan 3 just crushed Derek Mobley's pride and joy!!

Paco: No he didn't, he ran over a deer.. Yeah, uh, that's what happened!

Miller: C'mon Paco, you saw what happened.. This is our first show back and you are already pretending not to see what actually happen!!

Paco: Hey I just saw T3's Hummer run over something.. but I didn't actually see him, running IT over..

Miller: Oh forget it, folks in TV land! WELCOME BACK TO FRIDAY NIGHT HEAT!!! I am your host Genuine Miller and of course my counter part, for lack of a better word, he is Paco! We are so glad you decided to tune in and we are definitely glad to be back!

Paco: You got that right Miller, it's good to be back and hopefully, we won't have to leave ever again!

Miller: Amen to that, well you saw how the show began folks but that wasn't even on the list of things we have schedule to go down tonight.. I mean as I look at this card Paco, I see that we have a hell of a show taking place!

Paco: Of course we do, the ICWF always does things big, our cards are always the best and this first FNH of the year 2002 would not be an exception.. You can almost call this show a Mini-PPV!!

Miller: You sure can.. We have the World Title on the line, the Hardcore title on the line and even the lightweight title on the line!

Paco: Those are the top titles in the ICWF!

Miller: They sure are.. Folks tonight we have Suicidal Juvenal defending his title against Pit Viper. We have Kylo, the Hardcore Legend taking on a "legend in the making" known as Derek Mobley, the Hardcore Champion.. and in the main event, we have Mozz taking on Titan 3 for the World Title!! Mozz in a world title match Paco!!

Paco: Amazing, I never thought I would see the day..

Miller: Yes I remember you saying something to that effect about two years ago.. Paco.. I have some footage I want to show you..

Paco: alright let's see it.

:~: The camera fades to black and the clip is shown of a FNH done over two years ago.. It is the Match between Mozz, Ralphass and Scorpion. Paco is making a comment on the match..:~:

Paco: I don't know about Mozz.. I don't think he will ever amount to anything.. I mean if I ever see him in a main event, fighting for the world title, that would be the day I shave my bawls!

:~: The camera fades to black and then it comes back to today's show.. The crowd is laughing loudly. The camera cuts to Paco who has a shock look on his face.. The camera then zooms out so we can see Miller as well.:~:

Miller: That was two years ago and sure enough, Mozz is fighting for the World Title in the main event.. So Paco, guess what I have with me!?

Paco: uh..wh.. what?

Miller: An electric shaver! C'mon buddy, start shaving those testicles!!

Paco: What!?

:~: The crowd laughs as you see Miller turn on the electric shaver and trying to hand it to Paco.. Paco pushes him away so then Miller tries to go down himself.. Paco bitch slaps him as the camera cuts to the center of the ring where Joey Styles is ready to announce the first match..:~:

Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, let's get this fire started!! [crowd cheers] It's time for the first bout of the evening, the following match is schedule for one fall with a 10 minute time limit... Introducing first, the man already in the ring, from Calgary, Alberta Canada.. Here is "5 Star" Shane Skyler!!!

:~:The crowd give a small reaction.. Then "My Way" By Limp Bizkit begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly as Alec BeGrod makes his way out...:~:

Joey Styles: and his opponent, making his way to the ring from Miami, Florida.. He weights in at 350 pounds and stands at 6'9" tall.. here is "The Machine" Alec BeGrod!!!

Miller: Alec BeGrod looks intense.. His demeanor has changed.. He is all about business now!

Paco: Yeah, it's a good thing he dropped that punk Justin Stromen too.. All that guy did was get on the way.

:~: Alec BeGrod gets inside the ring and the ref checks him. Once he's ready the bell rings as he calls for it. .Skyler quickly charges at Alec and nails him with a right hand. He follows that with a couple more and then whips Alec to the ropes, Alec bounces back and Skyler goes for a clothesline, Alec ducks though and then puts on the breaks. Both men turn around at the same time and Alec runs over Shane with a huge clothesline! The crowd gives a small pop.. Alec stomps the living daylights out of Skyler before picking him up and hooking him for a Suplex.. Alec gets him up and holds him showing the crowd his great strength. After about 30 seconds he drops him hard on his back. Alec goes for a quick pin but Shane kicks out after two. Alec sits him up and applies a headlock. Shane quickly makes it to his feet though and elbows Alec a few times in the stomach to break up the hold. Shane bounces himself off the ropes but before he can try an offensive move, Alec is there to catch him and drive him to the mat with a Powerslam!:~:

Miller: and Alec BeGrod is totally dominating Shane Skyler!!

Paco: He sure is.. I guess Shane Skyler is not "five stars" after all.

:~: Alec goes for another pin, the ref comes around and makes the count.. 1, 2 kick out by Shane Skyler.. Alec BeGrod picks up Shane Skyler and then scoops him up for a body slam but some how Shane breaks lose and falls behind Alec BeGrod. Shane hooks him and drops him with a Russian leg Sweep! Shane goes for a quick pin but only gets one. He picks up Alec BeGrod and whips him to the ropes, Alec bounces off and Shane goes for a big boot.. He misses though as Alec ducks and bounces off the other side. Shane Skyler turns around and Alec catches him with a spear from hell!! The crowd cheers as Alec folded Shane like an accordion.. Alec pumped up stands up and picks up Shane, he whips him to the ropes, Shane bounces off and Alec drops him with a huge boot to the face! Alec goes to the second rope and throws his arm up in celebration, the crowd cheers him on.. Alec comes back down and picks up a dazed and confused Skyler.. Alec gives him a kick to the mid section and then hooks him between his legs.. The crowd comes to their feet.. Alec picks up Shane, holds him up for a few seconds and then drives him to the mat hard with the BeGrod Drop!! The crowd is going wild as Alec covers Shane.. The ref quickly counts.. One! Two! Three!! The bell rings..:~:

Miller: and just like that we have our first FNH winner of the night!

Paco: Hell yeah.. and of the year too! Alec BeGrod kicked Shane's ass in a matter of a few short minutes!

Joey Styles: Here is your winner.... "The Machine" Alec BeGrod!!!

:~:The crowd cheers as his music plays.. Alec goes to the corner and celebrates with the crowd as we are shown a replay of his finisher, the devastating Jackknife Powerbomb. The camera then takes us to the back where we see a locker room door with the initials "HOP" hanging on the front. The door then opens and we are taken inside where we see Derek Mobley and Warrick Hill sitting in 2 of what looks to be 8 chairs set up in front of a podium. We then see Dean standing at the podium looking a big impatient. The door suddenly opens as we see Silverfreak, Scott Syren and Homeboy all make their way in the locker room, they see Dean and Freak speaks:~:

Silverfreak: Dean-o! What’s up man...? Why did you call us here?

Dean: Hold on Freak, everyone isn't here yet.

Scott Syren: Damn, they better hurry up, I gotta go whack off.

Homeboy: Yea and Leonard doesn't like to be left alone for too long.

Dean: Look suckas! Chill out and sit down, we will begin in a moment!

:~: They give Dean a weird look as he stands there, looking upset about whomever else being late, the camera slowly fades to black and then it cuts back to Paco and Miller.:~:

Miller: What will begin in a moment Paco?

Paco: I don’t know, I guess Dean is having a meeting of sorts with his former OCW buddies..

Miller: Well apparently they are waiting on more people.. I wonder what that meeting could be about?

Paco: Who knows.. but if it involves Dean.. We better pay attention..

Miller: You’re right, folks we will keep you posted with whatever happens with that.. In the mean time, let’s go back to Joey for the second match of the night!!

Paco: Alright!

Joey Styles: Ladies and gentlemen our next match is a tag team bout schedule for one fall with a ten minute time limit..

:~: “Shoot to Thrill” by AC/DC begins to play and the crowd gives a nice reaction as the former tag team champions make their way to the ring. :~:

Joey Styles: Introducing first, making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 505 pounds.. Here are Sam Hartman and Gabe Andrews.. The Party Animals!!!

:~: They get inside the ring and throw their hands high in the air.. After a few seconds their music dies down and “Now You Know” By Powerburn begins to play. The crowd boos loudly as one of the most hated wrestlers in the ICWF makes his way to the ring..:~:

Joey Styles: and their first opponent, making his way to the ring from Austin, Texas.. He weights in at 242 pounds and stands at 6’3” tall.. Here is.. Kingpin!!!

:~:Kingpin gets in the ring and eyes his opponents.. Then “Alive” by POD blasts out of the speakers and the crowd immediately cheers as the Intercontinental Champion makes his way out.. :~:

Joey Styles: and his tag team partner.. From New Orleans, Louisiana.. He weights in at 265 pounds and stands at 6’5” tall.. Here is the current Intercontinental Champion… PIC!!!

:~:PIC makes his way down the ramp and then gets inside the ring. He hands the belt off to the ref and then comes face to face with his hated foe, Kingpin.. Both men begin to talk trash each other.. :~:

Miller: Paco, these two are suppose to be tag team partners tonight but look, the match hasn’t even started and they are already at each other’s throats!

Paco: No shit Sherlock! Dougg is a smart man.. He knows there is big money to be made if Kingpin and PIC face off a third time.. so he is going to do whatever it takes to make sure these two, hate each other.

:~:As they continue to bad mouth each other.. The Party Animals see an opening and charge at both, nailing them with forearm shots! Sam works on Kingpin as Gabe pounds the IC champion. Gabe backs PIC to the corner and then whips him toward the ropes.. PIC bounces off, no he hangs on to the ropes.. Gabe charges at him and goes for a clothesline but PIC comes off the ropes and ducks the attack. Gabe turns around and it is PIC who sends Gabe over the top and onto the floor with a vicious clothesline!! On the other side, Kingpin is pounding Sam in the corner.. he takes him out of the corner, grabs him by the head and tosses him over the top! Kingpin quickly goes back to PIC and the arguments get started again!! The crowd cheers them and push them to get it on.. They are about to but Gabe Andrews is back in.. Both men turn to him but he is able to run both over with a double flying clothesline! Kingpin rolls out of the ring as PIC gets to his feet almost right away. Gabe is on him quickly though as he pounds him with forearm shots. :~:

Miller: Well PIC and Kingpin need to put their differences aside or they are not going to last in this match!

Paco: They sure aren’t.. If I were them, I get this match over and done with and then get it on!

:~: Gabe takes PIC to the his corner and then tags Sam in.. Both men grab PIC and whip him to the ropes… PIC bounces off and they go four a double back body drop but PIC stops and gives Gabe a swift kick to the chest knocking him down. Sam comes up and PIC nails him with a picture perfect drop kick! The crowd cheers loudly.. PIC grabs Gabe Andrews and tosses him to the outside. He then grabs Sam and delivers a body slam! PIC looks at Kingpin.. The looks spell hatred but Kingpin shockingly offers his hand for a tag.. PIC tags it and the crowd cheers again.. PIC whips Sam to the ropes as Kingpin climbs to the top turnbuckle. Sam bounces off and PIC catches him and drops him with a high body slam! Kingpin follows that up by diving from the top and delivering a head butt! Kingpin hooks the leg for the pin.. One! Two! And Sam pulls Kingpin to the outside! PIC comes back in and starts to work on Gabe Andrew.. but the ref, knowing that Kingpin is the legal man starts to count him.. Sam tries to nail Kingpin with a right hand but Kingpin blocks it, he gives Sam a kick to the gut and then picks him up only to drop him chest first on the guard rail.. Kingpin see the ref counting and he slides back in. :~:

Miller: He made it just in time!

Paco: He sure did, and surprisingly, those two are working as a team now!

:~: Kingpin picks up Gabe Andrews as PIC goes back to his corner. Kingpin whips Gabe Andrews to the ropes, Gabe bounces off and Kingpin delivers a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker! The crowd gives a nice “OH!” after the great move.. Kingpin tells them is over as he goes to Gabe Andrews’ feet, he hooks them and applies the Pin-lock!!! The ref gets on Gabe’s face to see if he is going to tap.. But Sam gets inside the ring and tries to break it up, no PIC blocks him and takes him down with a football tackle! PIC quickly stands up, hooks Sam’s leg and applies the PIC-lock!! The crowd cheers loudly as both men have their submission finishers on.. The ref looks at both Part Animals who are tapping! He immediately calls for the bell and the crowd goes wild once again!!:~:

Miller: and they did it! Whether they like each other or not, they were able to defeat the animals!!

Paco: They sure were.. and are their finishers amazing or what? A Texas Clover Leaf by Kingpin.. A Half Boston Crab by PIC.. Goodnight Animals!!

Joey Styles: Here are your winners… Kingpin and PIC!!!

:~: Both Kingpin and PIC break their holds at the same time and just stare each other down.. The crowd, instead of just cheering, break out into a chant of: “Fight! Fight! Fight!” Which takes you back to your high school days.. Kingpin and PIC come face to face but no words are exchanged this time.. PIC looks around at the crowd and then at Kingpin.. Kingpin smiles and out of nowhere swings, nailing PIC with a right hand!! PIC answers the punch with one of his own and before you know it a brawl breaks out!! The ref tries to get in between but to no avail.. More refs come from the back and finally they are able to separate them..:~:

Miller: It didn’t take long Paco!!!

Paco: It sure as hell didn’t, and I bet you ODJ is laughing his ass off right now as he sees nothing but $$$$$ in his future.

Miller: Well I don’t think it’s all about the money for ODJ.. Because if it was, none of us would be here.. I think he does it more for the feuds and the fights.. and what we have here is definitely a feud Paco!!

Paco: You said it brotha.

Miller: Folks, we’ll take a commercial break, but don’t worry.. the action will continue… don’t you dare go any where!

:~: Before going to break the camera cuts backs to the HOP locker room where the door comes open again and we see Tatum Coe, Mark Horak and Jay Cee enter, Mark has a young looking girl with him. Dean acts relieved and then speaks :~:

Dean: Hey, look here sucka, no kids allowed in here, this is an adult only meeting!

Mark Horak: Aw, come on man...she is my girlfriend!

Dean: Fine, then she will stand! Ahem, now that you are all here, let me cut to the chase since I know some of you have stuff to do and people to tend to. You see, I created a stable named House of Pain awhile ago and well it quickly became, arguably, the greatest force ICWF has ever seen. Well, after Bad Blood 1999, HOP disbanded and I've been trying to rebuild it ever since. Now, what does this have to do with all of you? I have hand selected you six to join Derek and Warrick in making HOP the force that it once was. So here I am, right now, offering you a spot in my stable and giving you the many benefits that it and I have to offer. So, welcome aboard!

:~:Dean tosses and HOP t-shirt to each member, but none of them put it on at first. Horak then starts to, but Tatum Coe grabs him by the arm and speaks:~:

Tatum Coe: Don't do it man, this is probably a scam of some sort. The Dean I know is out for nobody but himself. I'm out of here!

Dean: There is no scam here Tatum, this is for everyone's benefit, you can leave now...but I know you will change your mind...just hang on to that shirt in case you do.

:~:Coe leaves, barely hanging on to the shirt as Horak leaves with the shirt as well. Everyone else then gets up and follows Coe's lead, carrying the shirt, but not putting it on, once the room is cleared, Dean looks at Derek and Warrick, Derek speaks:~:

Derek Mobley: I don't think that went over so well Dean, looks like we may have to find six more guys...

Dean: Nah, don't worry sucka...let me get them each alone and talk to them, I will get them to see my point, trust me.

Warrick Hill: Hehe, hell yea...now if you will excuse me guys, I have a date with Mary Jane to attend to...

:~:Warrick gets up and leaves and Derek looks at Dean and speaks:~:

Derek Mobley: You sure you don't want to try and get a seventh recruit as well?

:~:They both laugh.. Just then an ICWF official enters the locker room with a look of fear in his face.. :~:

Official: Derek, come quick! Someone destroyed your Civic!!

Derek Mobley: What? That’s impossible!

Official: Not when a big ass Hummer runs over it!

Derek Mobley: WHAT!?!

:~:Derek’s eyes disappear in the back of his head as he faints into Dean’s arms.. Dean is shocked.. the camera slowly fades to black and now we go to commercial. :~:

Who says there is nothing good on Tuesday Nights!?

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:~:The show comes back on the air and we now find ourselves in the parking lot where we see a white Hummer style Limo pulling up. It comes to a stop right in front of us, the driver opens the door and out steps the Owner of the ICWF, Dougg J. He is wearing his usual gear.. No, not a suit.. but black baggy jeans, Gray Timberland boots, a black ICWF T-shirt and a black skully style hat.. He heads inside the arena with a big smile on his face, apparently happy the ICWF is back and in full effect. He steps inside the arena and an official approaches him. He tells ODJ about the meeting Dean held about the reformation of the “HOP” ODJ’s smile disappears and a look of anger overcomes his face.. He grabs the official by the neck and brings him closer to his face.. He says a few things to him that only the official can hear.. He lets the official go and the official rushes off, apparently to do whatever ODJ just asked of him.. ODJ walks towards his office as the camera cuts to the inside of the arena, and Paco and Miller.:~:

Miller: The man himself has arrived and Paco, he doesn’t look very happy!

Paco: NO, you see he was happy.. but now he’s pissed… Everyone knows that ODJ’s feelings for the HOP can be best described with one word.. “hate.”

Miller: It sure does, well folks its time for another match… The first title match of the night!!!

Paco: That’s right, the champion is already in the ring and awaiting his opponent!!

:~: The camera cuts to the ring where we see Joey Styles standing next to Suicidal Juvenal, who has the LW title over his shoulder.. Joey speaks as SJ goes to the corner and poses for the crowd.:~:

Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time for the first title match of the night.. Introducing first the man already in the ring.. Hailing from Los Angeles, California.. Here is the one and only 3 time Lightweight Champion….!!! Suicidal Juvenal!!!

:~:The crowd boos loudly as the definitely don’t like the high flyer.. As they boo… “Vampire” By Godsmack begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly.. Pit Viper makes her way slowly to the ring.. :~:

Joey Styles: and now introducing the challenger.. She comes to us from Oregon City, Oregon.. She weights in at 185 pounds and stands at 6’1” tall… Ladies and Gentlemen here is… Pit Viper!!!

:~: The crowd cheers louder after the mention of their heroine. She gets inside the ring and SJ throws the belt at her, she catches and then SJ nails her with a kick to the gut.. The crowd boos as the bell rings.:~:

Miller: Oh, SJ with the cheap shot!!

Paco: Well SJ doesn’t care much for anyone.. So whenever he sees an opening he is going to take it..

:~: SJ nails Viper in the back with forearm shots.. The ref grabs the title and hands it over to the time keeper.. SJ picks up Pit Viper and drops her with a body slam! SJ quickly runs to the corner and jumps on the top turnbuckle. Pit Viper jumps to her feet and as SJ turns around, she shakes the ropes, causing him to fall on his jewels! The crowd cheers as Pit Viper takes a running start, jumps on the second turnbuckle, hooks SJ by his arm and then drops him with a top rope arm drag! SJ lands hard on his back but jumps to his feet right away.. SJ charges at Pit Viper but she drops him with a Japanese arm drag this time! SJ still, jumps to his feet and so does Viper.. SJ is able to slow her down this time with a rake to the eye… Pit Viper stumbles backwards and SJ charges at her and nails her with a spinning heel kick. Pit Viper stays down and SJ covers her.. One! Two! Kick out by Viper.. SJ picks her back up and then whips her to the corner, no, reversal by Viper and SJ hits.. Viper then walks over to SJ, picks him up and body slams him in front of the corner. Viper then drags SJ to the middle of the ring.. Much like SJ earlier, she runs to the corner, quickly jumps onto the top turnbuckle and comes back with a Moonsault! :~:

Miller: A great move by Pit Viper!!

Paco: She, not only is she hot, but she can wrestler.. [growl] Everything I want in a woman!!

:~:Pit Viper makes the cover but is only able to get two… Pit Viper picks up SJ and hooks him for a suplex, She gets him up but then SJ wiggles out of the hold and falls behind her. He rolls her up for the pin but he only gets one. SJ picks up Viper and gives her a kick to the gut.. He then hooks her between his legs and calls for a Piledriver.. no, Pit Viper back body drops SJ! No, SJ lands on his feet! Pit Viper turns around and SJ grabs her and whips her to the corner. Viper hits hard and SJ charges at her.. Viper comes out of the corner and uses SJ momentum to catches SJ.. lift him and drop him face first into the top turnbuckle! Pit Viper turns him around and then sets him on the top turnbuckle.. She climbs the corner and then jumps on SJ’s shoulders and delivers a devastating Hurricanrana!!! The crowd is on their feet as SJ lays motionless in the middle of the ring.. Pit Viper goes to the top once again and calls for her finisher.. She jumps off and delivers the Digestor!! The crowd goes wild now as Pit Viper goes for the pin! :~:

Miller: Pit Viper could it win the title right there! There is the count by the ref! One! Two!

Paco: Three! She got him! New Champion! New Champion!!!

:~: The bell rings as the ref hands the belt over to Pit Viper.:~:

Joey Styles: Here is your winner… and the NEW…PIT VIPER!!!

Miller: What a great win by Pit Viper who totally dominated SJ!!

Paco: Speaking of SJ.. He hasn’t moved since Pit Viper dropped him with the Hurricanrana.. I think something is wrong Miller…

:~: As Pit Viper celebrates with the crowd.. The ref checks as SJ.. He immediately calls for the EMTS as he holds SJ’s head face up.. The crowd slowly starts to quiet down as they see the EMTs rush to the ring with a stretcher.. Pit Viper seats down on the top turnbuckle and looks on as they put a neck brace on SJ and then softly and slowly load him on a stretcher.. SJ still hasn’t move..:~:

Miller: SJ is hurt.. and hurt badly Paco…

Paco: He sure is, let’s take a look at the replay of the Hurricanrana to see if we can pick up anything…

:~: The camera shows us the replay of the top rope Hurricanrana and as SJ’s head hits the mat, we see SJ’s neck twist to the side awkwardly.. They show it a few times, but most people are force to look away as it is quite disturbing…:~:

Miller: Oh my God… Paco.. SJ might have broken his neck!

Paco: No, no, no.. SJ did not break his neck.. Pit Viper broke his neck!!! I knew that woman was up to no good!

Miller: Oh stop it.. It’s not her fault…

Paco: I don’t know.. She’s all evil and shit.. I think she did it on purpose..

Miller: Oh shut the hell up Paco. Boy, you really hate to lose someone like this.. Specially someone as young as SJ…

Paco: Yeah.. but like they say.. the show must go on… So let’s keep it going!

Miller: Yes indeed, let’s go back to Joey Styles for our next match up.

Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen the following is a 3 way dance match schedule for two falls with a 20 minute time limit!

:~:”Testify” By Rage Against the Machine begins to play as Mike Allen makes his way to the ring with little reaction from the crowd. :~:

Joey Styles: Introducing first, from New York City, New York.. Here is… Mike Allen!!!

:~:He gets inside the ring and then “Stupid Weiner Kid” By ThyGHTAN begins to play.. Scotty Syren steps out and the crowd goes absolutely wild…:~:

Joey Styles: and his opponent.. From Whackville, Whackysippi.. what? Hey who’s been messing with my cards!? [ahem] From Detroit, Michigan.. He weights in at 287 pounds and stands at 6’7” tall… Here is… Scott Syren!!!

:~: He gets inside the ring and immediately starts to go at it with Mike Allen.. Joey goes to the outside as “Frostylious” by G-Stylez begins to play.. The crowd once again cheers as The Frost comes out and looks at both Syren and Allen going at it. Joey speaks from the outside…:~:

Joey Styles: and their opponent… From Thuggish, 3rd Earth.. He weights in at 267 pounds and stands at 6’7” tall… Here is… “The Folks Champion” The Frost!!!

:~: After standing in the entrance way he rushes to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. The bell finally rings. The Frost quickly starts to exchange blows with Syren and Allen..:~:

Miller: Well 3 way dance match up is on it’s way with three young studs who could very well be World Champions one day here in the ICWF.

Paco: Yeah, all 3 of these guys show a lot of promise.

:~: The ref tries to get one of the guys out but to no avail. The Frost takes control of the match as he scoops up Mike Allen and then body slams him. The Frost then grabs Syren and whips him to the ropes, Syren reverses but the Frost reverses it again, pulls Syren in and drops him with a short arm clothesline. The Frost rolls out of the ring and the refs declares The Frost and Allen the legal men. The Frost picks up Allen and nails him with a couple of right hands before taking him down with an arm drag and applying a headlock. Mike Allen quickly makes it to his feet and elbows The Frost, trying to break free. He elbows The Frost a couple of more times and Mozz releases his grip, Allen tries to get free but The Frost pulls him back in under his arm and drops him with a DDT!! The crowd cheers slightly as The Frost turns him over and goes for the pin, one! Two! Kick out by Allen! The Frost picks Allen back up and hooks him for a suplex, he tries to deliver it but Allen blocks it and it is Allen who delivers the suplex instead! Allen quickly picks the Frost back up and whips him towards the corner, reversal by The Frost and Allen hits hard on Syren’s corner.. Syren slaps him in the back of the head thus making a tag.. He comes inside and starts to exchange blows with The Frost! Syren takes control after going back and forth and backs The Frost to the corner.. There Syren nails The Frost with a few knife edge chops to the chest of Allen.. Scotty Syren now hooks The Frost under his arm, takes a running start out of the corner and drives The Frost’s face to the mat with a bulldog!:~:

Miller: Nice move there by Syren!

Paco: It sure was, you know.. Syren might look like a bum, he may act like a bum, and he might leave like a bum.. but there is one thing you can definitely say about the man.. He knows wrestling and can wrestle with the best of them..

:~: Scott Syren flips over the Frost and goes for the pin, one! Two! And Mike Allen pulls Syren off. The ref gets Allen out of the ring as Syren picks up the Frost who out of nowhere gives him a low blow! Syren folds in pain as The Frost quickly gets him into a pinning predicament with a roll up! The ref turns around after dealing with Allen and sees the pin, he gets down and counts! One! Two! Kick out by Syren.. The Frost makes it to his feet really quick and begins to stomp on Syren.. He then walks over to Syren’s feet and grabs them.. he acts like he is going to go for a Boston Crab but instead he catapults Syren towards the middle of the ropes! Syren goes flying over the top rope and lands hard on the outside! The crowd gives the patented “OH!” sound… The Frost goes to the outside despite the ref telling him not to.. He picks up Scotty Syren and smashes his face against the apron.. he does it two more times before throwing Syren back in the ring.. He goes in himself and then covers Syren. One! Two! Kick out. The Frost picks Syren back up who rakes the eyes of the Frost and then gets him down with a drop toe hold. Syren stumbles to his feet and makes the tag to Allen…:~:

Miller: Good move there by Syren.. Shows you that he is a crafty veteran..

Paco: Simon vato.. The Frost was kicking his ass but the good old rake to the face always does the trick..

:~: Mike Allen picks up The Frost and tells the crowd is over.. He puts The Frost over his shoulders, going for a DVD! The Frost wiggles out of it though and falls behind Allen.. Allen turns around and The Frost gives him a kick to the gut. The Frost quickly hooks Allen between his legs and delivers a pedigree! The crowd cheers as The Frost has just put down Allen with his Trademark move.. The Frost flips Allen over and goes for the pin.. one! Two! And Syren breaks the count! The Frost stands up and shoves Syren.. Syren shoves him back and another flurry of fist start to fly! The ref tries to get in between them and does.. but as he separates them, the Frost is able to get a clean kick to Syren’s jaw which sends him over the top and onto the floor outside. The Frost turns around only to be met with a clothesline from Allen! Allen picks up The Frost now and appears pumped, he whips the Frost to the ropes.. The Frost bounces off, Allen goes for a clothesline but The Frost ducks it.. Turns Allen around, hooks him and drops him with The Frost Byte!! The crowd cheers loudly as The Frost covers Allen for the pin.. One! Two! Three! :~:

Miller: and Mike Allen is a goner!!!

Paco: He sure is.. Allen didn’t do very good today, maybe he needs to go back to that “Big Elbow” Persona… hmm.. Nah..

:~: Scott Syren slides back in the ring only to get stomped on by Frost. The Frost then drops to his knees, grabs Syren’s head and starts to smash it against the mat! After doing it for five times.. he picks up Syren and sets him on the ropes.. The Frost then takes a few steps back and goes for another super kick but this time Scotty Syren ducks by doing a “Johnny Cage” split… and then punches The Frost square in the nuts! “OHHHHH!” Is heard from the crowd as every man in the arena is holding their crotch after watching such a painful shot.. The Frost bends in pain and then drops to the mat.. The ref gives Syren the warning, one more and he’s disqualified. Syren pays him no mind and goes after The Frost.. He picks him up, turns him around and applies a Full Nelson. The Frost tries to break free but can.. Syren, sensing that the Frost is getting weak, releases the hold, turns him around and picks him up with a Gorilla Press.. He holds him up for a few seconds before throwing him to the outside!!!:~:

Miller: Man these two are holding nothing back!! First the Frost threw Syren out and now Syren returns the favor!!

Paco: Yeah, but did you see the full split that Syren did? I didn’t know he was that flexible!

:~:Scott Syren waits for the Frost to get up.. The Frost eventually does and Syren leaps over the ropes and goes for a cross body block! The Frost sees him coming though and moves out of the way causing Syren to fall flat on the floor! Splat! The Frost picks up a winded Syren and whips him towards the guard rail, Syren somehow reverses it and The Frost crashes against the railing.. Syren holds his stomach and then walks over to the Frost.. He nails him a few times with right hands and then grabs him and whips him towards the steel steps.. this time the Frost reverses it and Syren crashes against the steps! Syren grabs his shoulder in pain and The Frost quickly goes over and applies a cross face chicken wing on Syren!! Syren is in serious pain, the ref is telling The Frost that he has to bring it inside.. The Frost ignores him as he continues to apply the painful submission.. The ref has no choice but to start the count.. one! Two! Three! Four! And so on and so fourth.. The Frost continues with the hold as we see Syren’s energy leave his body.. The ref reaches 7 and The Frost breaks the hold.. He picks up Syren and throws him inside the ring and he soon after follows.:~:

Miller: What is The Frost thinking, he could have been counted out and would have walked out with a draw..

Paco: No, the Frost is smart.. he applied as much pain as he possibly could in the outside.. Everything hurts more on the outside Miller.. The Frost knew that.. Look at Syren, I think he’s about done!

:~: The Frost flips a motionless Syren over, he hooks the leg for the pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Th.. KICK OUT!! “OH!” Is heard from the crowd who thought The Frost had the match won… The Frost questions the ref but he’s not going to win that bout.. He goes back to Syren and picks him up, he tells the crowd is over.. He hooks Syren for his finisher, the reversed Sambo Suplex but as he is about to pick up Syren, Syren elbows him on the side of the head.. He elbows him again and Syren breaks free, he quickly turns around and drops The Frost with a Russian Leg Sweep! Both men stay down and the ref starts to count once again.. He reaches five and both men slowly make it to their feet.. The Frost is up first and he swings at Syren, Syren blocks it and nails Frost with a right hand.. The Frost tries again only to be blocked again and nailed again.. The Frost swings one more time and Syren ducks this one turns the Frost around and shoves him against the ropes.. The Frost hits and bounces off.. Syren gives him a kick to the gut and he hooks him between his legs.. He hooks both arms and is going for his finisher! No! The Frost with a back body drop! The Frost picks up Syren now, kick to the gut, he hooks him between his legs and then hooks the arms.. He is going for his Trademark move! No! Syren with a back body drop of his own except that he hangs on to The Frost legs and as the Frost land hard on his back.. Syren drops on top of him with the Frost’s legs hooked, thus creating a pin! The ref quickly gets down and makes the count! One! Two! Th.. kick out!!! :~:

Miller: Oh my God I thought he had him Paco!!

Paco: Me and you both!! I mean Syren went through all that complicated shit and still couldn’t get the Frost down for the count..

:~: Both men jump to their feet but Syren quickly goes for a kick to the gut.. The Frost catches it though.. Syren hops around briefly but then nails The Frost with an Enziguri!! The Frost lays flat on his face and Syren quickly picks him up, he gives him a kick to the gut.. He hooks him between his legs yet again, he hooks him arms but this time he is able to deliver his finisher, “Fawkyooup”!!! The crowd cheers as Syren flips the Frost over and pins him! One! Two! Three!! The bell rings!!!:~:

Miller: and we have a winner to a great match Paco!!!

Paco: Yeah!! Syren was finally able to get the double under hook Piledriver on Frost to finish him off!

Joey Styles: Here is your winner… SCOTT SYREN!!!

Miller: That was a great match Paco.. The Frost and Syren gave it all they had and in the end, it was Syren by a hair!!

Paco: Yeah, those are the types of matches you pay to see again, and again and again!

Miller: Well Maybe we will see these two go at it again down the line.. Who knows, maybe at the PPV they will be fighting for a title!

Paco: Yeah indeed, but right now let’s talk about what happened earlier tonight. Suicidal Juvenal put his title on the line against Pit Viper.. SJ went on to lose the match, but sadly he would lose more than that as he was seriously injured.. The doctors have know informed us that he has a broken neck.. Don’t worry folks, he is still alive.. and thanks to God, some how, he is still able to move his arms and legs.. Let’s take you to the back now as we see SJ being loaded into the Ambulance.. We’re praying for you mano!!

:~:The camera cuts to the back where see The EMT’s loading SJ up in the ambulance.. Before they are able to a Limo comes to a screeching halt right in front of the Ambulance, blocking it’s way. The door swings open and out steps Killa Kali!!! The crowd boos loudly as Killa Kali approaches one of the EMTs..:~:

Kali: Hey who’s that in there? Titan 3?

EMT: No, that’s actually Suicidal Juvenal.. One of the most hardcore wrestlers in the ICWF.. It’s ashamed what happened to him..

Kali: Most hardcore? Do you know who the fuck you are talking to son? Hell, if he’s so f’n hardcore, why is he on a stretcher..?

EMT: Well, he has a broken neck and hey!!!

:~: Killa Kali pushes the EMTs out of the way and starts to pound on Suicidal Juvenal!! He takes him off the stretcher and drops him on the ground! Kali starts to stomp on him as he shouts at him.. “You ain’t hardcore boy! You ain’t hardcore!!” The EMTs try to get him off but to no avail… Kali then picks up SJ’s limp body and then throws him against the Limo, SJ’s head bounces off the window shattering it to pieces.. Kali laughs at SJ as he then goes inside along with Lady Rage.. The camera cuts to Paco and Miller who once again have a shock look on their faces:~:

Miller: That son of a bitch!! He just beat up on a man with a broken neck!!

Paco: What in the hell is he doing here anyways!? He doesn’t work for the ICWF! He wasn’t invited back.. That guy is a felon, wasn’t he a felon? Or isn’t he a felon? That man should be in jail!!

Miller: He should be, but he is here right now and who knows what else he has in mind.. Folks, we’re going to take a commercial break.. We’ll be right back!

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:~:The camera comes back on and we see Killa Kali followed by Lady Rage. The fans, boo, hating him for his vicious ways but knowing he delivers, watch as he stalks through the back area. Mike Allen, who'd had a match earlier, is leaving the arena and happens to cross Kila’s path. He looks up as Killa Kali greets him with a boot to the face!! Kali then stops and kicks the man a few times before continuing to head whatever he is going. The camera fades away from that and back to Paco and Miller we go…:~:

Miller: Why hasn’t anyone thrown him out Paco!? He doesn’t belong here! He’s not suppose to be here!!!

Paco: I know that! I know that! So Sheriff, why don’t you go on and tell him that he’s not huh? How about that? Well? Go on!

Miller: Uh, well uh. Perhaps he can stay here for a little while.. Hehe.. I can’t anyway, it’s time for our next match.. Your favorite!!

Paco: Ah yes.. The f’n hardcore title is on the line next!! WOOHOO!! You know, people say Paco, you look so great.. You look so clean.. You even smell fresh.. They are like.. You must have stop drinking.. and I tell them, after I finish laughing my ass off.. That it has nothing to do with that.. because as you can clearly see.. [pulls out two bottles of Don Cuervo’s finest Tequila Special] This Paco right here.. is the same Paco of old!! I got the drinks, now bring out the gladiators! Wooooo!!!!

:~: Miller shakes his head in disbelief. The camera cuts to the ring where we see 3 tall ladders standing side by side.. One of those is the one that will reach out to the Hardcore Title.. The Two others, will simply blow up.. The camera then cuts to Joey who is ready to do the introductions…:~:

Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen our next match is schedule for no falls, with no time limit and it’s the Hazardous Ladder Match for the ICWF’s Hardcore Championship of the World!!!! And also.. the winner of this match will go on to Insane Massacre 3 to fight for the ICWF’s World Heavyweight Championship! You all know the rules to this match.. So let us introduce the participants!!!

:~:The crowd is going wild as they are about to witness the reason why the ICWF is as popular as it is.. “Come Out and Play” By the Offspring begins to play and the crowd boos as Kylo comes out with a 2 x 4 in one hand and a beer on the other.. :~:

Joey Styles: Introducing first the challenger.. He comes to us from Detroit Michigan weighting in at 248 pounds and standing at 6’6” tall… Ladies and Gents here is… The Psycho… Kylo!!!

:~: He looks at the 3 ladders before him and then turns around, to face the entrance way.. He won’t bother going into the ring.. In these types of matches, it doesn’t get used much.. Cuz it’s the Thriller!! Is heard and the crowd goes wild as “Thriller” By Michael Jackson begins to play.. :~:

Joey Styles: and his opponent.. about to head down the ramp.. He comes to us from Providence, Rhode Island weighting in at 275 pounds and standing at 6’5” tall.. Ladies and Gents.. here is your ICWF Hardcore Champion of the World… Derek “The Thriller” Mobley!!!

:~: Kylo waits patently and Mobley steps out from behind the curtain.. Mobley sports no smile this time around as you can clearly see he is pissed.. :~:

Miller: Well here we go Paco! Hazardous Ladder match in effect! One of these men will go to IM3!! Who will it be?

Paco: I don’t care as long as they beat the living hell out of each other!!!

:~: The bell rings and both men charge at each other! The crowd is on their feet for this one.. They meet as Kylo swings with his 2 x 4 but misses as Mobley ducks! Kylo loses his balance and Mobley nails him with a right hand, another, another, another, one more and Kylo drops the 2 x 4! Mobley takes a few steps back and then runs Kylo over with a clothesline! Mobley then grabs the 2 x 4 and holds it high in the air.. The crowd cheers him on.. He holds the 2 x 4 by the middle and then begins to nail Kylo in the mid section with it… After about 5 shots Mobley tosses it to the side and then picks up Kylo.. He takes him back up the entrance way where he scoops him up and slams him on the cold hard steel.. Mobley disappears to the back and comes back a few seconds later with a table!! A chant of “Wood! Wood!” Breaks out as Mobley sets the table up… Mobley then goes over to Kylo, picks him up but Kylo with a thumb to the eye followed by a swift kick to the mid section… Mobley folds in pain and Kylo nails him with forearm shots to the back.. Kylo then grabs Mobley, walks over to one of the steel columns that is holding the Insane-A-Tron up and smashes Derek’s head against it! Mobley drops to one knee but Kylo brings him back up and does it a couple of more times! Derek is totally out of it, Kylo turns Mobley around, hooks him and delivers a Russian leg sweep, slamming the back of Mobley’s head against the steel column!!:~:

Miller: Well this one has gotten started to a great hardcore start! I mean they are smashing each other with everything around them Paco!

Paco: Yeah, but for me, that’s just a warm up.. I want to see them use the table.. Once a table is broken Miller, the match has officially started!!

:~: Kylo sees the table that Derek had set up and picks him up… He walks over to the table and then hooks Mobley between his legs.. He lifts him up for a Powerbomb.. no, Mobley blocks it and then he back body drops Kylo!! Kylo lands hard on the steel, barely missing the table! Mobley shakes off the cow webs and walks over to Kylo.. He measures him.. he waits for Kylo to get up.. Kylo does and Mobley picks him up, does a 360 turn with him and then drops Kylo with a Implant DDT onto the table, snapping it in half!! The crowd cheers loudly as the first table has been shattered. Mobley looks over to the ladders and starts to walk over.. He heads down the ramp and now stands in front of all 3 of them.. he looks at them, trying to find the difference between them.. He sees none.. They are totally identical! Mobley says “f’k it” and grabs the one to the right.. He folds it up and then slides inside the ring.. He is about to go in himself but Kylo pulls him back out! Kylo had made his way down as Derek was deciding which ladder to use.. Kylo turns him around and nails Derek with a forearm to the face.. Kylo then grabs Derek by his head and smashes it again the steel steps.. He does it two more times and then Kylo picks up Mobley over his head and drops him face first onto the steel steps!! Derek is in big time pain now and Kylo sees the opening to go inside the ring and set up the ladder. :~:

Miller: Is it hardcore enough for ya now?

Paco: Well it’s getting there.. one table ain’t nothing Miller… Just watch.. This match will get a lot better.. A lot f’n hardcore better! WOOOO!!

:~: Paco finishes his first bottle.. Like if it was water.. back in the ring we see Kylo standing the ladder up… Mobley on the outside makes it to his feet.. He sees Kylo and then walks around towards the time keeper’s table.. he grabs a chair and folds it up.. He then goes to the corner, climbs it and waits for Kylo, who has his back turn to Mobley to start climbing.. Kylo sets the ladder and starts to climb.. As he reaches the fourth rung.. Mobley jumps off the corner and nails Kylo right in the back of the head with the chair! Kylo’s face is smashed against the ladder and then he falls off like a sack of bricks! The ladder also falls but lands on the top rope.. The camera shows us a replay.. Mobley, with great hang time nails Kylo perfectly in the back of the head.. Back to live action where we see Kylo laying on his back.. Motionless.. Mobley sets the ladder back up and then begins to climb it.. He sees his title, hanging above him.. He’s so close he can smell it.. He reaches the 3rd to last rung when the ladder begins to shake.. Mobley looks down and sees Kylo, with his foot pushing it.. Mobley tries to hang on but Kylo gives him one good kick which tilts the ladder, sending Derek Mobley crashing onto the other two outside!!!! :~:

Miller: Oh my God he’s got to be dead!!

Paco: Mobley had some great hang time when he nailed Kylo with the chair.. and he had some great hang time there as he flew across the ring, to the outside, onto the other two ladders!!

:~: The crowd breaks into an “ICWF!” chant as the camera gets a close up of Derek, folded up between the two ladders.. Kylo stands up and we see blood around his neck and head.. We can’t tell if he’s bleeding from his forehead or from the back of his head.. all that we do know is that he’s busted open.. That doesn’t stop him though as he sets up the ladder, and begins to climb it!! The camera shows us Mobley who still hasn’t move.. Kylo is half way up when he feels the ladder shake a little.. He continues though but as he reaches the second to last rung.. the ladder starts to give way, but before it actually falls.. it blows up! Sending Kylo flying to the corner!! A chant of “Holy Shit! Holy Shit!” Breaks out as a cloud of smoke is right above the ring.. Pieces of ladder are every where and Kylo is down, face first, under the bottom turnbuckle of a corner. The camera shows us the replay and we see the second rung give way, triggering the explosives which sent Kylo flipping through the air. :~:

Miller: Well the first faulty ladder has been discovered!!

Paco: It sure has and Kylo is the first victim!! Are they able to continue is the question though Miller, both men are not moving..

:~:As Paco says those words.. Derek Mobley starts to move.. He makes it to his feet and the crowd cheers loudly.. Mobley sees Kylo down and one of the ladders blown to pieces.. He smiles slightly and then grabs another ladder.. He slides it in.. He grabs the other ladder and slides it in as well.. He doesn’t go in though, instead he looks under the ring and pulls out a table! The crowd cheers.. He then pulls out another table and the crowd cheers again! Mobley sets one table next to the ring, and then sets up the other one top of the other. He now goes inside the ring and sets up a ladder.. He sees Kylo starting to move and climbs it quickly.. Kylo turns around.. displaying a bloody face.. He sees Derek climbing the ladder and makes it to his feet.. He walks over to the ladder and starts to climb it.. He reaches the second to last rope, catching up to Derek who nails him with a right hand! Kylo returns it! Derek returns it! Kylo answers again and Mobley continues with the punches.. both men hit each other with the right hand while holding on with the left.. The ladder starts to wobble.. Mobley nails Kylo again and Kylo almost falls.. Derek reaches for the belt but the ladder starts to lose control.. Derek hangs on with both hands and that leaves him open for Kylo, who nails him with an upper cut!! Mobley loses his grip and falls off the ladder, and lands neck first on the top rope and bouncing off into the mat! The ladder continues to wobble and Kylo ends up falling off two, and suffering the same fate as Mobley!:~:

Miller: These two are punishing each other!!

Paco: Yeah, if it’s not them that’s hurting the other.. It’s the ladders.. who are playing a major role in this match..

:~: Kylo surprisingly makes it to his feet first and shoves the ladder out of the was.. Mobley stands up and charges at Kylo.. Kylo stops him with a kick to the gut.. Mobley folds in pain from the shot and Kylo hooks him and drops him with a swinging Neckbreaker! That’s probably the first “wrestling move” done inside the ring during this match.. Kylo is up once again and he picks up Mobley.. he gives him a kick to the gut and then hooks him for a Powerbomb.. Kylo gets him up, turns around and then Powerbombs Mobley onto the two tables he had set up!! “OOOHHHH!” is heard from the crowd as Mobley landed on his neck almost.. Kylo, after the move isnt’ able to hold his balance and goes over the top.. but his fall is not nearly as deadly as the one Mobley just had.. Kylo stands up and dusts himself off.. He sees Mobley who is folded like an accordion and then goes back inside the ring.. He sets up the second ladder and begins to climb it.. slowly as apparently he is having back pains.. Mobley, starts to move again.. He gets to his knees and sees Kylo struggling to the top.. Mobley looks around and sees Kylo’s 2 x 4.. He crawls towards it and grabs it.. :~:

Miller: Mobley needs to hurry up, or he is going to be kissing his title good bye!!

Paco: Yeah, and he might as well kiss his ass goodbye too cuz Dean is going to be one pissed off sucka!

:~:Kylo reaches the second to last rung once again.. He is inches away from getting it.. Mobley gets inside the ring and with the 2 x 4 nails Kylo in the leg! Kylo almost loses his balance but hangs on.. He goes for the title again but this time Mobley pushes the ladder sending Kylo flying 15 feet down into the Spanish announce table!! Kylo crashes it through it while in the ring, the ladder falls hard on the top turnbuckle, bouncing back and smashing against Mobley’s face and as it hits him, it blows up!! Sending Mobley flying through the ropes and to the outside, on top of the shatter tables!!! Another “HOLY SHIT! Chant breaks out as we are shown a double replay.. On one screen we see Kylo flying off the ladder, and landing back first into the Spanish announce table, and totally crashing it!! The other shows us the ladder bouncing back up, and right into to Mobley’s face.. blowing it up to pieces and sending Mobley flying.. We come back to live action where we are first shown Kylo.. who amazingly enough is trying to move.. On the other side we see Mobley also trying to get up!!! :~:

Miller: My God is there anything that will stop these guys from continuing!!? They have almost been through hell!!

Paco: Hey that’s what being hardcore is all about.. Going through hell is just half of it Miller, coming back from it defines just how hardcore you really are.. What in the hell!? The Insane-A-Tron is coming on!!!

:~:Just like he says, it comes on and we are shown ODJ talking to someone.. :~:

ODJ: That’s right, here is the control.. all you have to do is push this button right here when he is climbing the third ladder, and it will blow up!! That’s right.. They think HOP is going to reform.. Ha, I was there to stop it last time.. and I will be there to stop it this time.. Mobley can now kiss his title goodbye.. You know what to do.. Now go do it!

:~: The camera switches views and we’re outside of ODJ’s office.. The door swings open and out of it steps.. Killa Kali!! He has a remote control in hand.. He smiles and then says.. “HOP? Right…” as he walks away from the camera.. The scene cuts back to Paco and Miller..:~:

Miller: What!? The third ladder!? PACO! The third ladder is faulty too!! This is all trick! A trick planned by ODJ! He’s going to blow up Mobley just to put a stop to HOP!!

Paco: I don’t get it!! ODJ hates Killa Kali, but it is him that brought him back!? And now Killa is coming out here.. to make sure Mobley doesn’t win this match!? Wow, this is big Miller!!

:~:We go back to the match where Mobley has rolled back inside the ring. Kylo sees him and gets in himself.. Both men make it to their feet slowly.. Mobley, is badly burned and bloodied.. Kylo.. the same.. They look at each other still with hatred.. Kylo sees the chair Mobley used on him earlier and grabs it.. Mobley grabs the 2 x 4.. both men stare at each other.. The final showdown begins! Both men charge at each other with their weapons.. Both swing, and hit each other on the shoulders.. Both back off.. but the go right back at it.. Mobley swings but Kylo stops him with a kick to the mid section followed by a chair shot to the back of the head! Mobley drops to the ground and Kylo nails him again with it!! Kylo then picks up Derek Mobley, hooks him and drops him with the downer!! The crowd cheers and boos at the same time!! Mobley rolls out of the ring and is completely out.. Kylo smiles big time as he knows the title is his.. He sets up the third ladder, which he thinks is the good one, but as we have just found out.. Is also fault.. It doesn’t matter though.. Because ODJ wants Kylo to win.. Not HOP member, Derek Mobley.. Kylo starts to climb the ladder.. big, bloody smile on his face.. He reaches the last rung of the ladder.. He then reaches for the belt when… “Pain” By 2Pac begins to play!! The crowd turns towards the entrance along with Kylo and there they see Killa Kali!!! Kylo is puzzled along with the crowd.. Kali smiles and then points the control at Kylo! Kylo’s eyes grow to the size of grapefruits.. Kali pushes the button and the ladder blows up under Kylo!! Kylo comes down crashing and lands flat on his face!!! :~:

Miller: What the hell!? I thought Kali was suppose to blow up Mobley not Kylo!!!?

Paco: Me too!! And look, Killa Kali is heading to the ring!!

:~:Kali rushes to the ring and then slides under the bottom rope.. He picks up a bloody and burnt Kylo, he grabs him by his neck and delivers a baldo bomb.. aka The Street Sweeper!! The crowd is booing loudly now as Kali leaves the ring and heads to the back laughing all the way!!! Mobley makes it to his feet and sees Kylo out, and the third ladder blown up.. He doesn’t get it but doesn’t bother too much either.. he looks under the ring and pulls out a fourth ladder.. He slides it under the bottom rope and gets inside the ring.. he sets it up.. and then begins to climb it.. The crowd cheers slighty as they are still confused.. Mobley reaches the top, the ladder holds, he reaches for the title and gets it!! The bell rings!! :~:

Joey Styles: Here is your winner………. And STILL The ICWF Hardcore Champion of the World… DEREK “THE THRILLER” MOBLEY!!!

Miller: My God Paco.. What does all this mean! I’m so confused..

Paco: Here let me help you..

:~: Paco bitch slaps Miller!:~:

Miller: Hey!!

Paco: Sorry, couldn’t resist.. But Miller, you are not the only one confused.. we all are.. First Kali returns.. we don’t know why.. but then we see that it was ODJ who brought him back to apparently take out Derek Mobley of the HOP.. but instead, Kali takes out Kylo and not only ruins his chances of winning the hardcore title.. but of going to IM3!!

Miller: Indeed.. folks this is too much to take, and we still have our Main Event to come!! Wow! We’ll be right back!!

:~: The camera switches to the back to ODJ’s office.. We see ODJ throwing shit all over the place.. and cursing.. :~:

ODJ: That son of a bitch!! WHO THE HELL does he think he is! I AM ODJ!! NOBODY f’ks with me.. I F’K with everyone!! Kalli, you are going to pay!!

:~: The camera switches to the parking lot where we see Killa Kali in front of his limo.. still laughing.. He looks at the camera and speaks..:~:

KK: Boy, It's good to be home. It's good to be free. The ICWF, it gave me my start. People tried to say I was finished. Guess what? I've just begun! And I'm meaner than ever. Pain, punishment, the Hardcore Extremist ways, they're back with me. Put the kids to bed because the man Too F'N Extreme for TV is back!! And to who ever is holding my belt. I’m taking it back, with interest to be paid in blood. ODJ, ODJ, ODJ… What in the hell were you thinking? Do you actually believe I was going to do your dirty deeds for you.. Have you forgotten how much I hate you!? Have you forgotten that you are dealing with the most hardcore mutha in this business!!? NO you haven’t forgotten, you, just like always, have ignored me and what I can do.. You rather cheer Kylo and Titan 3 and others who are not nearly as hardcore as me.. Well ODJ.. I’m tired of it.. I’ve been tired of it.. and I have come back.. not for you.. not to help you.. but to make you pay.. ODJ.. soon.. I’m going to take your ass to the streets bitch!!

:~: Kali laughs again and gets inside his Limo.. It pulls away as the camera cuts to commercial. :~:

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:~:The camera comes back on the air and we see the words “earlier today..” in the bottom corner… We see Mozz walking through the hallway on the way to his dressing room, when he suddenly stops in his tracks. He begins to smell around him as if he's detected a scent. His face lights up immediately, and he moves into the direction of the tantalizing smell. The smell leads him through a door, and down another long corridor, where Mozz then stops just outside of a partially open door. He pushes the door open carefully, trying to be quiet. He sticks his head into the room, and then from out of nowhere, a ladder comes crashing down across the back of his skull. Mozz crashes to the ground with the ladder landing on top of him. Just then, Titan 3 enters the picture, laughing insanely as he picks up the end of the ladder, and slams it across Mozz's throat. Titan then kneels down and opens up the ladder a bit, placing Mozz's head in between the legs of the ladder. Titan 3 then takes about five steps back, and comes crashing down on top of Mozz with a flying elbow causing the ladder to crush Mozz's head. Titan then reveals a little brown paper bag, and he reaches in pulling out a large foot long subway sandwich, covered in Mozzarella cheese. Titan stuffs the Sandwich into Mozz's mouth, and then disappears for a few seconds. He comes back with a giant mascot head of Pikachu. He places the head of Pikachu onto Mozz, and then leaves the sprawled out Mozz there on the ground with the Pikachu head on. The camera cuts back to Paco and Miller.. Miller has loosened up his tied and apparently is drinking along with Paco! Paco speaks..:~:

Paco: That’s it, drink as much as you want.. It will make you feel better..

Miller: Thanks.. but Paco.. this is too much to take.. I mean we got attacks going on left and right.. I mean we were so caught up on the hardcore title match that we forgot to show the folks at home that footage of Titan 3 viciously attacking Mozz earlier today.. We just reopened Paco and I’m already losing it!

Paco: What does that tell you about the ICWF?

Miller: That we’re simply the most competitive fed out there today? Simply the best?

Paco: Exactly!

Miller: Well alright!! Folks, as you clearly saw.. Mozz got viciously attacked.. We thought he wasn’t going to be able to perform tonight.. but apparently he will be able to! Our very own Smith is standing by to talk to the Mozz.. the new and improved Mozz!

Paco: Oh yeah Smith, how’s married life treating you guys..?

Miller: Oh great.. Smith is a great cook.. we like to take walks along the beach and.. uh.. I mean… Paco! Stop it! Him and I are not a couple! I am not GAY DAMN YOU! Smith, hon—errr, take it away!

:~: The camera takes us to the back where Smith is standing outside of the Mozz’s locker room. :~:

Mr. Smith: Thank you Miller.. and Paco, oh you so silly… I’m standing outside of Mozz’s room hoping to get a few words before his big match.. ah here he comes.. Mozz, may I ask you how.. ARGH!!

:~: The door opens and Mozz steps out and as Smith starts to talk, he grabs him by his face and throws him against the wall.. We weren’t able to get a good look at the Mozz to see if he is seriously injured or not.. but we will find out soon enough. The camera cuts back to Joey who is standing in the middle of the ring.. The bell rings 3 times and Joey speaks..:~:

Joey Styles: Ladies and Gents it’s time for the ICWF’s Main Event!! The following match is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and it’s for the ICWF’s World Heavyweight Title!

:~: “Louie, Louie” By Motorhead blasts out as the crowd stands up and cheers loudly.. The NEW Mozz makes his way out, 95 pounds lighter and ready to fight in his first ever World Title match. :~:

Joey Styles: Introducing first the challenger, being accompanied to the ring by his farther, I mean his manager.. from Secaucus, New Jersey.. he weights in at 250 pounds and stands at 6’2” tall.. Here is the NEW… Mozz!!!

:~: He gets inside the ring and we can now see that he has a few cuts and bruises here and there.. Mozz waits patently with a serious look as Ralphass gives him last minute instructions.. A hush comes over the crowd as they wait.. then.. “Aenema” By Tool blasts out and the crowd gives a mix reaction.. mostly boos… :~:

Joey Styles: and his opponent.. about to come down the ring from Miami, Florida. He weights in at 292 pounds and stands at 6’6” tall.. here is the current.. ICWF.. Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD!!!! Titan 3!!!

:~: Titan 3 comes out by himself and stands in the entrance way.. looking at the crowd with the title neatly wrapped around his waist.. He slowly lifts one arm and fireworks go off behind him.. He makes his way to the ring and gets inside.. Mozz gives him a dirty look all the way.. Titan 3 hands the belt off to the ref and the Ref shows it off to Mozz, and then to the crowd.. The ref hands the belt to the time keeper and then calls for the bell, it rings.:~:

Miller: Well Paco, this is it, this is the big one!!

Paco: It sure is.. Hey! Get that shaver away from me!!!

:~: Miller tries to shave Paco’s balls one last time.. but to no avail… Titan 3 walks slowly towards Mozz, but Mozz out of nowhere charges at Titan 3 and spears him to the mat!! The crowd cheers as Mozz gets on top of Titan 3 and starts to punch the living daylights out of Titan 3! Mozz, after the flurry of punches, picks Titan 3 up and then whips him towards the ropes.. Titan 3 hangs on and takes it to the outside, trying to regroup.. Mozz isn’t having it as he heads outside.. He turns Titan 3 around and nails him with a right hand.. another one.. one more and Titan 3 is rocking.. Mozz grabs him by the head and goes to smash it against the steel post but Titan 3 blocks it, elbows Mozz in the gut, and then smashes Mozz’s head against it! Titan 3 nails Mozz in the back with a few forearm shots and then whips him towards the guard rail.. Mozz hits hard.. Titan 3 than charges at him but Mozz puts up the boot and nails Titan 3 in the chest.. Titan 3 stumbles backwards but doesn’t fall down.. Mozz takes a running start and nails Titan 3 right on the kisser with a drop kick! Mozz picks up Titan 3 and tosses him inside the ring.. Mozz soon fallows.. He turns Titan 3 around and goes for a quick pin.. He only gets one.. He sits Titan 3 up and applies a reversed chin lock.. It doesn’t last long as Titan 3 makes it to his feet.. Titan 3 elbows Mozz to break free.. He elbows him again and is free but instead of running away from Mozz, Titan 3 hooks him by the waist side and delivers a belly to belly suplex! :~:

Miller: Wow a drop kick by Mozz!!

Paco: Holy shit!! Before he could barely lift his feet! And now this guy just delivered one of the best drop kicks I have ever seen! But it’s going to take more than that to keep Titan 3 down as you can clearly [hiccup] see.. Oh-oh… Don Cuervo is taking effect!

:~: Mozz is down for the first time tonight and Titan 3 right away goes for the pin!! One! Two! Kick out by Mozz.. Titan 3 picks up Mozz and gives him a kick to the gut.. Mozz stands there folded in half as Titan 3 bounces himself off the ropes and nails Mozz with a knee to the face! Mozz goes down to one knee.. Titan 3 bounces off again and this time nails Mozz with a drop kick! Titan 3 goes for another pin, one! Kick out by Mozz.. Titan 3 picks Mozz back up not letting him get any rest.. Titan 3 hooks Mozz for a suplex, but as he has him up on the air, he drops him on the ropes instead.. hanging him out to dry! Titan 3 now goes to the corner, he climbs it and then jumps off, and nails Mozz with a guillotine leg drop bringing Mozz back in the ring!! Titan 3 goes for yet another pin.. One! Two! Kick out!! Titan 3 doesn’t let up… he brings Mozz back up and scoops him up for a body slam.. He delivers it.. Titan 3 picks him up again, and again a scoop.. This time Titan 3 carries him over his shoulder.. Titan then takes a running start and smashes Mozz against the turnbuckle!! He hooks Mozz’s feet and now Mozz is hanging upside down! Titan 3 goes to the other corner.. smiles.. and then explodes out of the corner and nails Mozz with a splash and a knee to the face!! Mozz’s limp body falls after the vicious shot.. Titan 3 smiles and goes for one more pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out!!:~:

Miller: and the World Champion has taken total control of the match!!

Paco: He sure has, that is why he is the world champion.. He has move after move.. He knows them all, and if he has to, he will use them all.. Mozz looks like a rookie out there!

:~: Titan 3 tells the crowd is Powerbomb time! T3 picks up Mozz and gives him a kick to the gut.. He hooks him between his legs with Titan 3 facing the corner.. Titan 3 picks up the Mozz but somehow the Mozz breaks free and lands on his feet, face to face with Titan 3! Mozz gives T3 a head butt, making T3 stumble backwards.. Mozz measures Titan 3 and then nails him with a super kick!! Titan 3 stumbles onto the ropes and bounces back to Mozz who catches him and drops him with a Powerslam!! The crowd cheers as they see that the Mozz is coming back to life.. The Mozz doesn’t go for the pin but instead he bounces himself off the ropes and then drops the huge leg across the neck of Titan 3! Mozz now goes for the pin.. one! Two! Kick out!! Mozz quickly stands up, he turns Titan 3 around, gets on top of him and applies a Camel Clutch Submission!! The ref gets in Titan 3’s face right away and asks him if he submits.. He shouts: NO! Mozz pulls back on the hold.. but Titan 3, strong as he is, starts to push up.. trying to get out of the hold.. The ref once again asks him if he wants to give up.. No he shouts back at the ref.. Again Titan 3 tries to push up and Mozz let’s go of the hold and then drops an elbow on the lower back of Titan 3, adding insult to injury… The Mozz flips over Titan 3 and hooks the leg for the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out!!:~:

Miller: and the Mozz is staying in this match Paco.. That was a great submission to wear down Titan 3!

Paco: It sure was.. but Mozz should have used it later on.. It’s much to early to try to make Titan 3 submit.. damn, I’m out of Tequila.. Hey.. bartender!

:~: Mozz picks up Titan 3 and whips him to the ropes, Titan 3 bounces off and Mozz applies a sleeper hold!! Titan 3 swings his arms wildly but then grabs Mozz’s head and drop to mat, delivering a jawbreaker! Titan 3 shakes off the cow webs as Mozz checks on his chin.. Both men make it to their feet.. Mozz swings at Titan 3 but Titan 3 blocks it, gives Mozz a kick to the gut, hooks him and drops him with a DDT! Titan 3 doesn’t go for the cover this time as he picks up Mozz, hooks him between the legs and brings him up in Powerbomb fashion! Titan 3 holds the big Mozz up there and then Powerbombs him onto the corner, making Mozz’s head bounce of the bottom turnbuckle!! The crowd boos as they feel the momentum is going towards Titan 3’s side.. Titan 3 drags Mozz’s to the middle of the ring and then pins him.. One! Two! Kick out by Mozz.. Ralphass on the outside applauds in approval… Titan 3 picks up the Mozz and then applies an arm bar.. Mozz fights the pain off and reverses it.. Titan 3 reverses it again and for added measure gives Mozz a knee to the gut.. Titan 3 then puts Mozz’s hand between Mozz’s legs, He then picks up the Mozz and delivers a powerful pump handle slam!! Titan 3 once again goes for a pin.. one! Two! Kick out!! Titan 3 upset walks over to Mozz’s feet, he wraps them up and applies a Sharpshooter!! :~:

Miller: Oh! It could be the beginning of the end Paco!!

Paco: It sure could! Mozz’s Cinderella ride has come to a stop.. 12 midnight is near.. Sorry Mozz.. your time is simply up!

:~:The ref is all over Mozz asking him if he gives up.. Mozz shouts no! no! He tries to reach for the ropes, which, are very close.. Titan 3 seats back on the hold, applying more pressure to the back.. Mozz keeps trying though and somehow is able to reach the ropes! The ref tells Titan 3 to break it up.. Titan 3 refuses but after the ref gives him the count, he breaks the hold.. Titan 3 walks over to the corner and climbs it.. He waits for Mozz to stand up.. Mozz eventually makes it to his feet and starts to look for Titan 3.. He finds it just as Titan 3 leaps off and goes for a missile drop kick! Mozz is able to get out of the way in time but the ref isn’t and Titan 3 nails him with the missile drop kick!! The ref is out and this could spell trouble.. Mozz jumps to his feet and waits for Titan 3 to get up.. Titan 3 does and Mozz runs him over with a clothesline.. Mozz brings Titan 3 up, hooks him between his legs and delivers a Piledriver!! The crowd is on their feet now.. Mozz has momentum! Mozz tells the crowd is over.. is Cold Cut Slicer time! The Mozz picks up Titan 3 and hooks him between his legs.. As he does this the crowd begins to boo.. The camera pans towards the entrance way and there we see ODJ running down the aisle with a bat in hand!! Mozz scoops up Titan 3 just as ODJ enters the ring.. The Mozz is about to drop Titan 3 but it’s ODJ who drops him as ODJ hits him on the back of his legs with the bat!!:~:

Miller: Oh My! What is ODJ thinking! Mozz is not in HOP!! He wasn’t even thinking about joining HOP!!

Paco: We know that, ODJ is making sure that the ICWF doesn’t become the laughing stock of the universe.. I told you, having Mozz as the World Champion is ridiculous.. It’s not going to happen.. ODJ won’t let it!!

:~: Mozz holds his knees in pain and ODJ picks him up, scoops him up for a body slam but instead drops him with a seat down Piledriver!!:~:

Miller: What the hell was that for!? What? The bat wasn’t enough!?!

Paco: Not for ODJ.. He wants to make sure Mozz is no longer a threat! That was a great move by Dougg by the way, that was his finisher when he use to wrestle…

:~:ODJ gets out of the ring and then throws the ref back in, who had rolled out of the ring to try to recovered.. ODJ has a big smile on his face as he back paddles to the back.. He wants to make sure he sees Titan 3 retain his title.. Titan 3 makes it to his feet and picks up Mozz who’s out.. He hooks him for his finisher, just then though.. from the back comes Derek Mobley with a huge piece of metal in hand!! He runs ODJ over with a huge clothesline and then gets inside the ring!! :~:

Miller: Derek Mobley is back and he’s got.. he’s got.. the Civic’s muffler!!!?

Paco: Yeah, that’s what it is! How dare him! How dare he hit ODJ from behind!!

:~: Mobley slides inside the ring and Titan 3 sees him.. Titan tosses Mozz to the side and goes to clothesline Mobley but Mobley ducks it.. Titan 3 turns around and Mobley nails him with the muffler in the mid section! Titan 3 folds in pain and Derek Mobley measures him and then smashes the muffler over Titan 3’s head, braking it in half!! Titan 3 drops like a sack of bricks… Derek Mobley gets out of the ring and then walks over to ODJ who is trying to get up.. Mobley stomps on him and then grabs ODJ by his head.. He holds him in a headlock, with ODJ’s face looking at the ring.. It seems that Mobley wants ODJ to witness what’s about to happen!:~:

Miller: Well the field is even now!! Both men are down thanks to the attacks.. who will get up first!?!

Paco: What is Mobley doing! Let go of Dougg you fruitcake!!!

:~: The ref comes into his own and sees both men down.. He starts the ten count.. Mozz inches his way over to Titan 3 though.. and throws his arms on top of him!! The ref counts… ONE!!! TWO!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!:~:

Miller: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! NEW CHAMPION!!

Paco: NO! NO! This cannot be mon!!

:~: Mobley, who just made ODJ watch the pin is laughing while ODJ is almost in tears.. Joey makes it official..:~:

Joey Styles: Here is your winner… and the NEW!!!!! ICWF Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD!!….. THE MOZZ!!!

:~: Mobley let’s Dougg go and walks to the back.. with a huge smile on his face.. Titan 3 rolls out of the ring in disbelief.. The ref hands the belt to the Mozz who is shocked.. Titan 3 helps ODJ up and together they make it to the back.. Mozz finally makes it to his feet and looks at his new title.. tears roll down his eyes as he raises his title.. The crowd goes wild.. fireworks go off and “Louie Louie” begins to play… The Mozz goes to the corner and raises his title high in the air.. the crowd give him a standing ovation..:~:

Paco: Mozz is the champion.. no.. I can’t believe this.. ODJ, Vincent.. wait for me!! Oh God, this is dark day in wrestling!

Miller: Well for some it might be.. for others.. it’s a great day in history! Folks this brings the first FNH of the year 2k2 to an end.. We hoped you enjoyed it as much as we did.. and we hope to see you here next Friday.. Same Insane time.. same Insane channel.. until next time, I remain genuine!!!

:~:The credits begin to roll as we are shown Mozz, one last time celebrating his win. We then see action shots of the earlier matches.. including that great hardcore match and 3 way match.. Once the stills are over.. and the credits as well.. the scene fades to black.. :~:

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