:~:A commercial finishes and then the screen goes black.. The ICWF logo flashes and then you see a white-hot fire at the bottom of your screen slowly coming up.. a few seconds later all you see is an inferno, and it seems as if your screen has erupted into flames.. then through the middle of the firewall you have 3 words come at you like fireballs, one after the other.. First it's Friday then Night then Heat... when the word Heat explodes in the screen the fire clears and the new FNH intro begins to play.. :~:

:~:After it finishes fire gets started again and eats up the screen then goes out just like that leaving the words: "Friday Night Heat" in the middle of the screen with fire burning on the top of them.. The sounds of fans screaming and cheering is heard as the screen fades to black and then it comes back inside The Civic Center in Florence, South Carolina where FNH is being held! The arena is packed and the fans are going wild, fire works go off in the main entrance, in the ring and above the Insane-A-Tron. After the great light show, the camera cuts to a hallway where you see Kylo’s manager Eriq Mobely walking and looking around. He walks up to a door that reads ‘ODJ’. He knocks once then just turns the knob and walks in on ODJ who is smoking a bowl.:~:

ODJ: What the hell do you want? Can’t you see that I am busy? [cough]

Eriq: Sorry ODJ, but I was wondering if you have seen Kylo?

ODJ: No, not since that bitch Killa Kali cost him the title. He’s probably pissed at me.. I’ll be very surprise if I see him here tonight.

Eriq: Yeah, well me either. I have looked everywhere I possibly could. I have flown all over this damn country this past week looking for him in places he would possible be. I figured he would be here tonight to kick some bodies ass over what happened, but he isn’t. A crazy alcoholic who just got screwed doesn’t need to be walking around alone…he could kill someone!

ODJ: Don’t worry Derek…I mean Eriq. I am sure he will show up. So just go away and play with your pony or something… ROLLOUT! and leave me to my biznaz… my biznaz..

:~: Eriq leaves the room and you see ODJ firing up his bowl again. The scene then fades out and quickly fades back in, inside the Civic Center.. The fans are patently waiting for the first match to get started… We see a participant is already in the ring waiting.. The camera first cuts to Paco and Miller to officially welcome everyone to the show. :~:

Miller: Welcome everyone officially to the show!

Paco: You’re an idiot.

Miller: Aw, I’m just trying to add a little humor.. Anyway, folks welcome to this second edition of Friday Night Heat… You know who I am, you know who he is and you know what we’re about!!

Paco: Kicking asses and going in-f’n-sane!

Miller: That’s right.. Tonight we have another great show in our hands.. We have a lot of superstars making their return to the ICWF, stars like Killa Kali surprisingly and El Linchador!!

Paco: Two of my favorite wrestlers without a doubt!!

Miller: and one of them, is about to wrestle so let’s go to the ring, where the first bout is set to go!

Paco: Awesome-ness!

Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time to.. Let the bodies hit the floor!!! [crowd cheers] Our first match of the night is schedule for one fall with a 10 minute time limit.. Introducing first, the man already in the ring.. from Las Vegas, Nevada… Here is… Steve Stryker!!!

:~:The crowd gives him a mild reaction as he gives them, none. Then “Pain” By 2Pac begins to play and the crowd gives a mixtures of cheers and boos.. Killa Kali steps out from the back along with his valet and manager, Lady Rage.. :~:

Joey Styles: and his opponent.. Making his way to the ring from South Central, Los Angeles.. Here is… Killa Kali!!!

:~:He gets inside the ring as Lady Rage watches on.. The bell rings and both men lock up.. :~:

Miller: and the first match of the night is on it’s way!!

Paco: Hell yeah, and this time, I brought enough Tequila with me.. so I don’t run out like last time.. hehehe..

:~:Killa quickly applies a headlock but Stryker gets out of it by reversing it into a hammerlock.. Stryker then nails Kali in the back of the head with a forearm! Stryker doesn’t let Kali go and he nails him again.. Stryker turns Kali around this time, scoops him up and body slams him! Stryker goes to the ropes, bounces himself off and then goes for an elbow drop, misses as Kali gets out of the way. Both men make it to their feet and Stryker goes for a clothesline, Kali ducks it, turns Stryker around and nails him with a right hand! Kali connects with two more and then backs Stryker to the corner.. There he nails him with a couple of knife edge chops.. Kali now whips Stryker to the opposite corner, Stryker reverses, Kali reverses it again and Stryker goes crashing back into the same corner he was on, chest first! Stryker stumbles out of the corner, right into Kali who hooks him from behind and delivers a Front Russian Leg Sweep! His trademark! Kali quickly flips Stryker over and goes for the pin.. One! Two! kick out!:~:

Miller: Killa Kali almost had him there!

Paco: He sure did, but Stryker is a tough hombre.. It’s going to take Kali more than that to take him out!

:~:Kali picks up Stryker only to get a thumb to the eye.. Stryker grabs Kali by his head and tosses him over the top rope! Kali though, grabs the ropes and doesn’t fall to the outside, instead, landing on the apron.. Stryker turns around and Kali nails him with a right hand.. Kali then hooks Stryker for a suplex and delivers it to the outside! The crowd gives an “OH!” after the hard landing.. Kali gets right back up and goes after Stryker, stomping on him… Kali picks him up, and then whips him towards the guard rail, Lady Rage is there though and she nails Stryker with a clothesline! The crowd cheers.. Kali smiles.. The ref reaches 6 on the count.. Kali quickly picks up Stryker and tosses him inside the ring.. Kali goes in himself and then waits for Stryker to get up.. Stryker does, turns to face Kali and Kali grabs him by the neck with both hands!! Stryker breaks it up though and nails Kali with a forearm to the face! Kali stumbles into the ropes.. Stryker grabs him, and whips him to the other side.. Kali bounces off and Stryker nails him with a Powerslam! Stryker stands up and tells the crowd.. “one more!” Stryker picks Kali back up.. and whips him to the ropes again.. Kali hangs on to the ropes though.. Stryker charges at Kali, clothesline attempt misses by Stryker.. Stryker turns around and Kali again grabs him by the neck with both hands, this time he lifts him up though and drops him with the Street Sweeper! The crowd is on their feet, Kali makes the pin.. one! Two! three!!:~:

Miller: and Kali makes a successful return to the ICWF!

Joey Styles: Here is your winner… KILLA KALI!!!

:~: Kali raises his hands and celebrates in the ring briefly with Lady Rage before going to the back.. The camera cuts to Paco and Miller..:~:

Paco: You know, I’m glad Kali is back.. but I don’t understand how he was able to get in? I mean I thought that ODJ didn’t want him here?

Miller: Yeah.. but remember, everyone who had a contract with the ICWF before the close, could return if they chose to. ODJ had no say in that..

Paco: Ah that’s right.. I really wish he did have a say, that way someone else could be seating next to me.. Like Mimi Vega.. Damn she’s fine!

Miller: Yeah I’ll make sure I tell Joey that.. Folks I’m being told we have to go backstage.. Let’s see what this is about…

:~: The scene cuts backstage, inside of ODJ’s luxurious office. He seems very upset, and is looking at his big screen TV. Over his shoulder you see the European Title, shinning brightly.. The camera pans to the big screen TV, on it, you see the replay of Killa Kali’s match.. He just pinned Stryker and is raising his arms in victory.. :~:

ODJ: Bastard..

:~: A knock is heard on the door..:~:

ODJ: Come in..

:~: ODJ turns off the TV and then swings around to see who it is.. Warrick Hill comes into ODJ’s office and the crowd inside the arena cheers.. ODJ stands up, shakes head his friend, his pal, his “pot” buddy, Warrick Hill. :~:

ODJ: Hey man, glad you came by..

Warrick Hill: You think I would say no to my bong buddy? C’mon..

ODJ: Cool man.. I wanted to talk to you about the Universal Title.

Warrick Hill: What about it..?

ODJ: Well I think it’s time for you to move up in the ranks.. The title ranks.. I think it’s time for you to hand me that belt over.. so you can fight for this right here..

:~: ODJ pats the European title.:~:

Warrick Hill: Wow, the European title man?

ODJ: Yeah. I figured this match between you and that little punk can be for this title instead of that one..

Warrick Hill: I don’t know ODJ, this title means a lot to me..

ODJ: Don’t give that shit Hill, you paid five bucks and some cheese for it!

Warrick Hill: hmm.. no… Yeah I did!

:~:High five!:~:

ODJ: So what do you say?

Warrick Hill: Sure man I’m down.. Thanks..

ODJ: Well, don’t thank me yet.. There is something you got to do for me though, before I give you this title shot..

Warrick Hill: Oh hey, I don’t do those kind of favors…

ODJ: NO man, nothing like that.. Eeww. I will give you this title shot.. If you do what I asked Freak and Horak to do with their HOP shirts..

Warrick Hill: What!? You want me to burn it!? Are you nuts!? Do you know what Dean will do to me!?

ODJ: Exactly my point Hill! Why do you want to be part of a stable who is being led by a guy who’s always pushing you around? By a guy that you damn well know you hate! Why do that to yourself and ruin your career? I mean think about it, Dean only likes Mobley… Why do you think out of the two of you, he’s the one going for the World Title? Face it Mobley, if you stay in HOP.. You will always be a second runner to Mobley.. and you will never get to do what you love the most..

Warrick Hill: Get high?

ODJ: Get mutha f’n high..

Warrick Hill: I don’t know Dougg man.. I honestly don’t know…

:~: ODJ opens one of his cabinets and pulls out something.. He stands up, with the European title still over his shoulder.. He walks behind Warrick and puts his hand on Warrick’s shoulder. :~:

ODJ: Hey, we’re friends right? I don’t want to pressure you.. You think about it, and get back to me.. I have to go give this title to the ref..

:~: As ODJ says this, he drops 1 pound of 100% pure Colombian Marijuana along with some pictures of the Columbian drug lords, Hill was having a problem with before. They are all dead. ODJ opens the door and starts to walk away.. but then turns around to Hill, who is looking at the pictures in shock as well as at the Mary Jane. :~:

ODJ: You have nothing to worry about now, buddy. Nothing.

:~:ODJ leaves the office as Warrick Hill ponders what to do.. The scene fades to black and then goes back to Miller and Paco.:~:

Miller: Ok, Dougg is the f’n devil..

Paco: No he isn’t..

Miller: Yes he is, the man is Satan, Lucifer, the mutha f’n beast!

Paco: Calm down Miller! ODJ is only doing what he has to do to make sure HOP does not reform.. Have you forgotten the HOP days already?

Miller: No I haven’t.. but he’s gone as far as having some mafia guys killed?

Paco: Hey, you got no proof that ODJ did it.. what if he found the pics on the web huh? HUH?

Miller: Well, I doubt it.. but I guess you are right Paco.

Paco: No I’m not right, ODJ is right..

Miller: Man you leak more ass than a dog, in heat, at the pound!!

Paco: Aha, aha, you are not funny fruit cake.. I’m going to tell Smith to give you the bitch slap you deserve!

Miller: He wouldn’t hit me, ever! Let’s just drop it and go back to Joey for the second match of the night!

Paco: That’s what I thought.. Smith wears the pants in the house..

:~:Miller simply ignores Paco as the camera swings over to the ring, where Joey is ready to announce the next match. :~:

Joey Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the next fight is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit…

:~: “Hey Ladies” By the Beastie Boys begins to play and the crowd goes wild… El Linchador, everyone’s favorite ICWF superhero makes his way to the ring along with his trainer, Pedro, who is on a bad mood.. as usual. :~:

Joey Styles: Introducing first, from La Coruna Spain… Here is.. El Linchadorrrrrrrrr!!!

:~:He gets inside the ring with cape and all.. He walks towards the middle of the ring and throws his arms to the side, revealing the inside of the cape. On one side of the cape it says: “ICWF’s Hero” on the other side it says: “He needed a cape” The crowd cheers him on but then stop as “Stick’em up” By Ludacris begins to play… :~:

Joey Styles: and his opponent, making his way to the ring from Memphis, Tennessee… Here is.. Krayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyzie!!!

:~:He gets inside the ring and gives El Linchador a weird look. El Linchador doesn’t mind him as he takes off his cape and tosses it to Pedro. Pedro lets it fall on the floor. The bell rings and both men lock up. :~:

Miller: Looks like Paco isn’t buy this whole superhero deal…

Paco: Pedro is a grouch man.

:~:Krayzie applies a headlock but El Linchador quickly shoves him to the ropes, Krayzie bounces off and El Linchador goes for a shoulder tackle. Krayzie easily pushes him off, sending El Linchador crashing to the canvas.. Krayzie laughs and invites him to try it again.. El Linchador stands up and bounces himself off the ropes, he goes for a clothesline but he isn’t able to take the big man down.. El Linchador goes for a second clothesline but Krayzie still sand.. El Linchador goes to the ropes one more time but this time Krayzie cuts him off with a clothesline himself! Krayzie now begins stomping on El Linchador.. He then picks him up, all the way up into a gorilla press… Krayzie shows off to the crowd, that gives El Linchador the chance to rake the eyes of Krayzie.. El Linchador falls behind him and rolls him up with a school boy! The ref quickly counts, one! Kick out! Both men quickly make it to their feet, Krayzie goes for a clothesline but El Linchador ducks it, and as Krayzie turns around, El Linchador nails him with a spinning heel kick! And that takes the big man down!! :~:

Miller: El Linchador finally gets the big man down, he’s going to use his speed if he wants to have any chance of beating him!

Paco: Yeah, Krayzie is big and strong, but he’s slow..

:~: El Linchador goes for a pin but Krayzie kicks out easily after one. El Linchador picks up the big man and whips him to the corner, Krayzie reverses it though and El Linchador hits hard.. Krayzie then charges at El Linchador and nails a huge splash!! El Linchador stumbles out of the corner and then falls flat on his face.. Krayzie measures him and drops an elbow to the back of El Linchador’s head.. He then turns him around and pins him. One! Two! Kick out by El Linchador! Krayzie stands up, and then runs to the ropes, he jumps onto the second one and then catapults back, nailing a Lionsault perfectly on El Linchador!! The crowd stares in awe, as the big man just performed a high flying move perfectly.. Again Krayzie makes the pin.. One! Two! Th.. kick out!! The crowd cheers as their hero is still in the match.. Krayzie stands up and picks up El Linchador.. He whips him to the corner and El hits hard.. Krayzie charges at him and goes for another splash but this time El Linchador moves and Krayzie hits nothing but mat! El Linchador quickly peels Krayzie off the corner, he climbs to the second rope, hooks Krayzie’s head under his arm and then delivers a Tornado DDT!:~:

Miller: Krayzie has nailed El Linchador with a lot of offence but the young Spaniard keeps fighting back!!

Paco: fighting back and nailing big time moves of his own! That was a hell of a Tornado DDT!

:~: El Linchador gets himself together and goes for the pin.. The ref counts, one! Two! Kick out by Krayzie.. El Linchador picks up Krayzie and then jumps on his shoulders and tries to go for a Hurricanrana.. Krayzie blocks it though with his great strength and pulls El Linchador back up, then plants him down with a Powerbomb!! Krayzie taunts the crowd after the move and they boo him loudly.. he then points at Pedro and tells him to bring it in, Pedro just looks on at El Linchador and shouts him to get up.. Krayzie laughs and then peels El Linchador off the mat. Krayzie then tell the crowd is over.. He picks up El Linchador and whips him to the ropes, El Linchador bounces off and Krayzie picks him up for a Samoan drop but El Linchador breaks out of it and falls behind Krayzie. El Linchador wraps his arms around Krayzie and applies a full nelson.. Krayzie tries to get out of it but then El Linchador, with his great super hero strength pulls him back, and up and drops him with a Dragon suplex!! The crowd once again cheers and El Linchador doesn’t go for the pin, even though Krayzie is flat on his back, in the middle of the ring. El Linchador quickly goes to the corner, climbs it, poses for the crowd and then dives off, and connects with The Stampede!!! The crowd once more goes wild as El Linchador pins Krayzie and the ref counts, one! Two! Three!! Bell rings!!:~:

Joey Styles: Here is your winner…. EL LINCHADORRRRRRRRR!!!

Miller: Well El Linchador pulls out the win!! Good for him!

Paco: Yeah, the speedy Spaniard hasn’t lost a step.. and really, there shouldn’t be any doubt.. after all, he’s a superhero!!

Miller: Right, wait, what’s this!? It’s Krayzie’s partner rushing to the ring!

:~: Genocide rushes down the ramp, obviously trying to get him some of El Linchador.. Just as he is about to get in the ring, he’s pulled out by someone.. It’s Rebel Chick! One of El Linchador’s partners and defenders of the universe! She pulls Genocide out and gives him a slap that is heard around the world! El Linchador then dives out of the ring and connects with a baseball style drop kick! Genocide drops to the mat after getting nailed in the face.. Then.. Surfer appears with his walker.. he slides his way over to Genocide and then gets down on his knees, and starts to lick Genocide!! “EEWWW!!” Is heard through the arena as El Linchador along with Rebel Chick look away.. The camera man looks away too and we go back to Paco and Miller.:~:

Miller: Ok that was disgusting!!

Paco: Yeah, no man should have to pay that price.. no matter how bad his crime is!

Miller: I’m going to have to agree with you there.. Well folks we’ll be right after our first commercial break!

Paco: Finally a break, I gotta go piss..

:~: Before going to break, the camera cuts to the backstage area where we see ODJ walking towards the locker rooms. In his hand you see some sort of XXX rated video. He then goes inside a locker room and closes the door behind him. It’s Scott Syren’s. The show goes to commercial. :~:


Who says there is nothing good on Tuesday Nights!?

:~:The show comes back on the air, we see ODJ inside of Syren’s office.. Syren apparently is not there.. but ODJ is waiting for him. Just then the door swings open and in walks in Syren.. Syren gives ODJ a “WTF?” look and then speaks..:~:

Scott Syren: WHAT THE FUCK? What do you want asshole?

ODJ: Shut the fuck up, I just came here to talk some biznaz, some biznas…

Scott Syren: …ROLL OUT!

ODJ: With ya before I went to whack off..

:~:ODJ shows Syren the XXX rated movie on his hand.. Syren’s eyes light up..:~:

Scott Syren: You whack off too?! BUDDY!!!

:~:High five!!:~:

ODJ: But I figure you could give this a better use to this than me.. But before I give it to you.. I wanted to ask you for a favor..

Scott Syren: Let me guess? You want me to burn my HOP shirt? You want me to forget about Dean and the HOP? Well no f’n way man! You ain’t going to buy me off like you did the rest.. I might love to whack off like the next man… but..

:~:ODJ shows him the box..:~:

Scott Syren: but just one simple XXX rated won’t.. uh.. a simple tape with… with 5 hours!? 5 hours of hardcore action!!? Holy testicles! No, I can’t.. No man.. You ain’t going to buy me off bitch!!

ODJ: I know Syren.. I know I can’t buy you off.. but what if I throw in something you wanted..

Scott Syren: a size 24” penis?

ODJ: Besides that..

Scott Syren: Uh, uh.. I uh..

ODJ: An IC TITLE SHOT!

Scott Syren: Oh that! Well, you can’t do it man.. PIC is too much of a pussy to give me a shot…

ODJ: He might be.. but I am ODJ remember.. what I says goes, and goes is because I said it could go.. So you think about that Syren.. 5 hours of hardcore action… an the IC title at your finger tips.. You think about that and get back to me ok… “champ?”

:~:ODJ stands up and walks out of Syren’s locker room.. Syren is puzzled big time.. about the IC title match, not about the tape as he is already throwing it into the VCR.. The camera fades out and then fades in with Paco and Miller..:~:

Miller: Good Lord! Does Dougg know everyone’s weak spots!? Man! I bet you, I bet you 50 bucks that Syren takes ODJ’s offer!!

Paco: I wouldn’t be surprised.. ODJ is a business man.. and a man who knows his business, well… But enough about that.. Let’s go to Joey cuz the first title match of the night is about to take place!!

Joey Styles: Thanks Paco.. Ladies and Gentlemen.. The following was scheduled to be for the Universal title but that title is now vacant, and this match will be a “table 4 2” match for the EUROPEAN TITLE!!!

:~: The crowd cheers loudly.. Then “Smoke 2 Joints” By Sublime starts to play and the crowd boos loudly with hatred.. Kriss Havok makes his way to the ring.:~:

Joey Styles: Introducing first, from Buffalo, New York.. here is..Krissssssssssssssssssss Havok!!!

:~: He gets inside the ring and then “Smoke and Fuck” By Nelly begins to play.. The crowd cheers loudly as Warrick Hill comes out with a fat ass blunt on his mouth.. He looks happy as ever, stoned as can be, but ready to go!!:~:

Joey Styles: and his opponent, making his way to the ring from Tallahassee, Florida.. Here is the former Universal Champion… Warrick Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!!!

:~: Warrick takes his time to the ring.. as the crowd cheers him on..:~:

Miller: Oh my God! Oh my God! Warrick Hill accepted Dougg’s offered!

Paco: Of course he did, no one is stupid enough to turn down ODJ. Well maybe Tatum Coe, and now he has to face 2 men on Tuesday Night Fights and then Titan 3 in a Miami Street Fight the following week! It’s not smart, to piss off the boss!!

:~: Warrick Hill finishes his blunt and then gets inside the ring, as soon as he does, Kriss Havock begins to stomp him.. The crowd boos loudly as the bell rings.:~:

Miller: Well Kriss Havok is not wasting any time.. Paco, please tell the viewers out there what a table for 2 match is?

Paco: Well it’s very simple, before you can pin your opponent.. You must have put him through two tables first!!

:~: Kriss Havok picks up a stoned Warrick Hill and whips him to the ropes.. Warrick Hill bounces off and Kriss sends him flying with a back body drop! Kriss Havok quickly goes to the outside and pulls out a table from under the ring.. He slides it inside the ring and then gets in himself.. He sets it up, and then picks up Warrick, who surprises him with an upper cut!! Havok stumbles backwards as Hill makes it to his feet… Havok goes after Hill with a right hand but Hill blocks it and then nails Havok with a right of his own.. Another one, another, another and Havok is rocking! Hill picks up Kriss Havok and whips him to the ropes, Havok bounces off and Hill nails him with a knee to the gut that flips Havok over. Warrick Hill stomps on Havok a few times and then picks him up.. Hill then without much trouble drops him with a Spinebuster onto the table!! The table shatters and the crowd cheers.. Warrick Hill smiles goofily and then goes to the outside of the ring, to get another table!:~:

Miller: and just like that, a very stone Warrick Hill is one table, and one pin away from become the new European Champion!!

Paco: I know, this is so awesome!!

:~:Warrick Hill pulls out another table.. He picks it up.. but as he is about to throw it in the ring, Havok surprises him with a baseball slide kick that rams the table onto Warrick’s face, knocking him to the ground. The table is neatly on top of Warrick as Havok goes to the corner, and climbs it.. Hill tosses the table out of the way just as Havok dives off and goes for a Senton Bomb!! Hill sees him coming down and rolls out of the way, causing Havok to fall flat on his back!! The crowd reacts with a “OH!!” Followed by a “You fucked up! You fucked up!” chant.. Hill makes it to his feet and then walks over to the table. He sets it up and then picks up Havok, who is totally out of it. Hill then hooks Havok for a suplex, he picks him up, but instead of doing the old fashion suplex, he falls forward putting Havok face first through the second table!!! Again the crowd goes wild.. Hill quickly pushes the pieces of the table to the side and then flips a bloodied, and perhaps broken down Havok. Warrick Hill pins him and the crowd counts along with the ref.. One! Two! Three!!! Bell rings!!!:~:

Miller: and just like that, we have a brand new European Champion!!!

Paco: Yeah, Havok didn’t put up much of a fight.. Maybe he knew he was way out of his league and just took the beating he deserved!

Joey Styles: Here is your winner… and the NEW European Champion…. WARRICK HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!

:~:The ref hands Warrick his new title.. Warrick kisses it and then raises it high in the air.. The crowd cheers again.. Warrick then gets inside the ring to celebrate some more.. He goes to the corner, climbs to the second turnbuckle and raises it again.. The crowd, surprisingly boos and Warrick doesn’t get it, he gets down and is surprised to see.. MOZZ!! Hill isn’t able to react in time and gets nailed with a bag of something the Mozz was carrying! Hill drops to the floor and appears totally out.. Mozz then opens the bag, and then drops the contents on top of Hill’s chest.. 4 bricks!!! The crowd boos louder now but Mozz, surprisingly, seems to enjoy the boos.. He takes the title off around his waist and then raises it high.. Just as he does.. “CUZ IT’S THE THRILLER!!” Is heard, the crowd cheers as they See Derek Mobley rushing to the ring.. Mozz quickly gets out of the ring and exist to the crowd.. Mobley says a few words to him and then goes to check on his stoned, and now bricked! Haha, get it!? Stoned, Bricked? Brick and Stone, get the, AH NEVERMIND! :~:

Miller: Oh my! Mozz just attacked Mobley where it hurts the Mozz! He attacked his pal and tag team partner Warrick Hill!!

Paco: I thought destroying the Civic was what hurt Mobley the most!?

Miller: Well yeah, but this is his friend..

Paco: Yeah I guess you’re right.. Man, Mozz really laid out Hill.. Too bad for the guy, he only had a few seconds to celebrate his win..

:~:The camera cuts to the backstage area where we once again find ourselves inside ODJ’s office. He is gathering his things, apparently, his job is done for the night. Just as he closes his briefcase, a knock is heard on the door..:~:

ODJ: Come in…

:~:The door opens and in walks El Linchador.. He looks at ODJ, who doesn’t pay him any attention.. He begins to pace back and forth in front of ODJ’s desk and goes off..:~:

El Linchador: Hey boss.. I wanted to ask you something.. Have you checked the stats page recently? Huh? Have you huh? Did you know that your superhero is ranked 3rd.. 3RD!!! and what do I got to show for it? A match with a cuckoo case named Krayzie!!? I get that match while wrestlers with the talent of a peanut like Mozz, Mobley, Titan 3 and even Kylo are fighting for the top titles!? This isn’t fair.. I am El Linchador, dominator of all that is evil and the Superhero of the ICWF! But what do I have to show for it? Nothing, not even a…

ODJ: Lightweight Title match against Pit Viper at Insane Massacre III…

:~:Says ODJ still looking at his papers without even looking at El Linchador.:~:

El Linchador: Yeah not even that.. I mean I come back to the fed to show my loyalty and.. uh, title match? PPV? Pit Viper? Me?

ODJ: Yup…

:~:He says, still not looking..:~:

El Linchador: Well alright! Thank you boss, I knew we would see eye to eye! Thank you, thanks! I won’t disappoint! I’m off now.. Ta-ta!

:~:El Linchador leaves ODJ’s office as ODJ simple shakes his head and says.. “nut case.” :~:

:~:The camera cuts to the parking lot where we see Eriq Mobely, Kylo’s manager, leaving the parking lot. At the same time, you see Killa Kali leaving as well, heading for a Limo that’s waiting for him.. Killa sees Eriq and approaches him..:~:

KK: Hey little man, where is your master hiding at!? Did I scare him to death or something?

Eriq: Uh, I don’t know.. I don’t think he’s scared of you.. but I honestly don’t know where he went.. I’m kind of worried.. a dangerous man like him shouldn’t be out there alone, like that..

KK: Dangerous, man he ain’t dangerous.. The only thing Kylo is, is a.. ARGH!

:~:As KK was speaking, he gets hit from behind with a lead pipe! KK is down on his knees, trying to get up.. As he tries though, he gets nailed again and then drops to the floor.. Mobley is in shock, and can’t move.. The camera focuses on the figure, and it’s the same black dressed figure that attacked Angel on TNF.. Mobely smiles and then tries to run off but the figure trips him, causing Mobley to fall flat on his face.. knocking himself out cold.. The figure looks at KK and then gives him a hard kick to the ribs before walking away… The camera fades out again, and comes back again.. This time, with Paco and Miller… :~:

Miller: What the what!?! The Mystery guy has struck again!!

Paco: Yeah and this time he attacked Killa Kali and Mobely, at the same time! Who is this loser!?

Miller: I don’t know, but he is dangerous.. On a lighter note, we now have another match set up for Insane Massacre III.. It will be El Linchador, the former Lightweight Champion, challenging Pit Viper for her newly won title!!

Paco: That should be nothing short than high flying, dare devil pounding action!!

Miller: Most definitely. And speaking of action, it’s time to go back to the ring for our next match!!!

:~:The camera cuts to Joey who is ready to introduce the next participants. :~:

Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen our next match is schedule for one fall with a 20 minute time limit…

:~: “Frostylious” By G-Stylez begins to play as the crowd gives a mix reaction… The Frost comes out and heads to the ring. :~:

Joey Styles: Introducing first, hailing from Thuggish, 3rd Earth.. Here is… The Frost!!!

:~:He gets inside the ring and then “My Way” By Limp Bizkit begins to play. The crowd automatically begins to cheer… :~:

Joey Styles: and his opponent, making his way to the ring from Miami, Florida… Here is… “The Machine” Alec… BeeeeeeeeeGrod!!!!!

Miller: Well here we go, two young guns, one has been awfully hot and is going into Insane Massacre III with great momentum, the other one, has been stumbling as of late..

Paco: So you think Alec is hot eh? I’ll make sure I tell him that.. hehehe..

:~: Miller rolls his eyes as the camera cuts to the ring. Alec gets inside the ring and then comes face to face with The Frost. Words begin to be exchanged and shortly after, fists!! Alec quickly gets the advantage and backs the Frost to the ropes.. He then whips him to the other side.. The Frost bounces off and Alec drops him with a hip toss.. The Frost comes back up only to get dropped again with a hip toss. He’s slow to get up this time around, but Alec is right there to help him.. He then hooks him for a suplex, gets him up there, holds him and then drops him! The crowd cheers slightly and then Alec goes for the pin. One, kick out by the Frost. Alec picks him up, and then scoops him up for a body slam.. The Frost breaks free though and falls behind Alec, he turns him around and nails him with a right hand.. another, another and one more! The big man is rocking, The Frost nails him with a kick to the gut, hooks him and drops him with a DDT! The Frost turns him around and goes for a quick pin.. one! Two! Kick out! The Frost quickly stands up, walks over to Alec’s leg, grabs it, wraps it up and applies a grapevine hold..:~:

Miller: Well pretty even match up so far, but right now, The Frost has the advantage..

Paco: Yeah, every wrestler should know that whenever you face a big man, the key is taking him off his feet and keeping him grounded.. holds and submissions help you big time in earning wins!!

:~: Miller looks at Paco weird, as he just gave an insight that actually makes sense. Back in the ring The Frost breaks the hold but doesn’t let go off the leg.. He instead tries to go for a figure four, but as he turns around, Alec kicks him on the ass, sending him onto the ropes, through them, and to the outside! Alec stands up and limps a bit before getting his leg set up.. He goes to the outside and grabs the Frost.. He whips him against the steel steps and The Frost hits hard. The ref tells Alec to bring it inside, he declines.. The ref is forced to begin the 10 count. Alec picks up The Frost, and then smashes his head against the steel steps. Alec does it to more times before sending the Frost back in the ring. Alec goes inside himself and then picks up The Frost.. He then whips him to the corner and the Frost hits hard.. Alec takes a running starts and goes for a spear in the corner! The Frost moves though and Alec hits nothing but the steel post!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd.. Alec is in big time pain, he could have a dislocated shoulder for all we know.. but The Frost doesn’t care.. He pulls Alec back in the ring, turns him around and gives him a kick to the gut. The Frost hooks Alec between his legs and then delivers a pedigree!! The crowd boos but The Frost isn’t here for them.. He covers Alec after delivering his trademark move.. The ref counts, one! Two! Kick out!!:~:

Miller: The Frost keeps fighting the big man off.. I thought that Alec would dominate the match but The Frost is giving him a lot of trouble.

Paco: What are you saying? That the Frost is the underdog? Hey, before last week The Frost was undefeated, while Alec’s only claim to fame is to have beat some Logan guy in a scary house.. This Frost is dangerous.. Never bet against a dangerous man!!

:~:The Frost picks up the big man and whips him to the ropes, Alec bounces off and The Frost goes for a flying clothesline.. he misses as Alec ducks.. The Frost lands flat on the mat and bounce back up, he turns around and is nailed by Alec on the return with a spear from hell!!! The crowd cheers as Alec appears to be back in the match.. Alec quickly pins The Frost, one! Two! Kick out by The Frost.. Alec picks him back up and then whips him to the ropes.. Alec goes for a big boot but he misses as the Frost bounces off the other side, and as Alec turns around, The Frost nails him with a cross body block that takes down The Machine. The Frost quickly hooks the leg for the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Alec.. Both men jump to the their feet and start to exchange blows! The Frost seems to get the advantage, Alec is wobbly, The Frost picks him up and drops him on the top rope! Alec’s bounces onto the mat after the whiplash effect.. The Frost now goes to the outside and pulls Alec by his leg.. He then goes to the corner and then grabs Alec’s other leg.. He’s going to smash the jewels!! The crowd boos but the Frost just laughs.. He pulls Alec’s legs but Alec holds, and instead pulls The Frost in, causing the Frost to smack his face dead on with the steel step!!:~:

Miller: Great move by Alec!

Paco: Great way to save the family jewels too!

:~:Alec stands up inside the ring just as the Frost enters it, holding his face.. The Frost sees Alec though and goes for a right hand, Alec blocks it, twists The Frost arm around and drops him to the mat with a single arm DDT! The crowd cheers once again.. Alec flips over the Frost and then grabs his legs.. He acts as if he is going to apply a Boston Crab, but instead, he catapults The Frost onto the turnbuckle! The Frost hits the first one, with his face again!! Alec jumps to his feet and tells the crowd is over.. Alec waits for the Frost to turn around and come out of the corner.. He eventually does and runs into a big boot from Alec!! The crowd is on their feet now.. Alec picks up the Frost, hooks him between his legs, lifts him all the way up and drops him with the BeGrod drop!!! The crowd goes wild now.. Alec makes the pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Three!! Bell rings. :~:

Joey Styles: Here is your winner…. ALEC BEEEEEEEGROD!!!

Miller: and Alec picks up another huge victory!!

Paco: While The Frost loses it’s second match in a row!! What has happened to the Folks champion!?

Miller: I don’t know Paco.. I honestly don’t know.. But he better fix it, whatever it is because the PPV is right around the corner..

Paco: It sure is.. The Frost needs to do a lot of work!!

Miller: Indeed.. Well folks, we got to go the back as we have another clip to show you….

:~:We cut backstage where we see Jay Cee, Angel and Andy Murray in a locker room having a friendly conversation. Suddenly, a pissed off Dean enters and speaks as they all look up at him:~:

Dean: Ah, Angel and Andy Murray! Just the two I wanted to see concerning the two spots that have been opened up in the House of Pain!

Jay Cee: Two? More like 6, you only got 3 of us left.. HAHAHA!!!

Dean: Oh yea? Well actually we have 5 spots open.. and one of them is yours.. Big Mouth.. You see Jay Cee we didn't like your performance at TNF, we at HOP don't accept losing, or LOSERS.. so you’re out. Give me back your shirt!

Jay Cee: Fine! I didn't want to wear the stupid thing anyways! It’s not like anyone is going to join.. I’m going to go see ODJ, I’m sure he’ll thank me for this..

:~:Jay Cee tosses it at Dean very angrily and Dean catches it and stares Jay Cee down as he exits the locker room. Dena then directs his attention to Murray and Angel, he pulls out two brand new shirts and speaks:~:

Dean: I have selected you two to be apart of the new beginning of the House of Pain. Why should you join HOP? Well, do you like Money, Fame, Wealth and Gold? Of course you do, if you join HOP then all of these things will be all yours. So, here is a shirt for each one of you, no need to rush anything and commit now, just know that the offer is on the table. HOP has seen many stars in it's ICWF days, Derek Mobley, Dean, Accelerator, The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Kylo just to name a few and now we want Andy Murray and Angel to be the two next big stars to join HOP. I'll see you guys later and hope to see you two sharp looking guys in those HOP t-shirts!

:~:Dean shakes hands with the both of them and exits the dressing room. His cell phone starts to ring and he answers it and speaks>:~:

Dean: Yea? Oh, hey Tatum what’s up?

Tatum Coe: Not much Dean, but I'm pretty much 100% HOP right now, thanks to that asshole Dougg!

Dean: Ha! Great to hear son, you won't regret it and as far as your match with Titan 3 goes, don't worry cause we'll be there to back you up...how are the bruises healing?

Tatum Coe: Just about healed and as far as Titan 3 goes, the backup is appreciated but I doubt I'll need it.

Dean: Alright sucka, well it's there if ya need it and have a speedy recovery. Well, I have an appointment I have to get to, so I'll talk to you later!

:~:Dean hangs up the Cell phone and exits the arena as we cut to commercial.. The last one of the night as the Main Event is next!!:~:


The Massacre is coming.. You can’t stop it.. but you can be a part of it… Order today!!

:~:The camera comes back on, still in the back, where Mr. Smith is patiently waiting for The Mozz. Out comes the champion, as the crowd gives him mix feelings…. Mozz doesn't even give Smith a chance to ask the first question, as he rips the mic from his hands. Mozz looks at the camera, and speaks.:~:

Mozz: Mobley, congratulations on your win against Kylo... Looks like it's you and me for my precious title. Hell, brutha, I just got this belt a few weeks ago, and I'm not about to let a punk like you take it away from me. That's why I'm going to make this match especially hard for you. I've been spending the past several days thinking about the perfect match for you. One which will test your skills and take them to the very limit. My first thought, was a casket match. A true life or death battle. Then I thought, 'Nah, too gimmicky.' I needed something that was nice and hardcore.. And then it hit me! Actually, it hit your dear friend Warrick Hill! Ha! But the idea is for A Brickyard Match! The ring is simply filled with cinderblocks, bricks, and cement bags. We beat the living shit out of each other until one of gets the pin. You're the Hardcore Champion, Mobley, so prove it to me by accepting my challenge.. I will see you at the PPV Mobs..

:~:Mozz throws down the mic, leaving Smith with a strange look on his face, and the champion walks away, seemingly with somewhere to go.. The camera cuts to the inside of the arena, The Civic Center is rocking and ready for the main course meal.. The camera cuts to Paco and Miller before the Main Event..

Miller: Wow, a lot has gone down tonight Paco.. We just saw the Mozz challenge Derek Mobley to a Brickyard match!! And before that we see Derek Mobley hire two new guys for the HOP! Dean seems firm on reforming the HOP!!

Paco: Yeah, but Dean should know better, he shouldn’t continue to cross the boss. It’s going to come back and bite him in the ass later on.. Mark my words!!

Miller: Maybe.. But in any event, it all comes down to this ladies and gentlemen.. The Main Event! And Paco, I told you, Scott Syren has accepted ODJ’s offer, so this match is now for the Intercontinental Title!!

Paco: Wow.. Behold the Power of ODJ…

:~: The camera cuts to the ring where we see Joey standing the middle of the ring.. The bell rings 3 times and Joey the speaks. :~:

Joey Styles: Ladies and gentlemen is time for the MAIN EVENT!! The following is schedule for one fall with no time limit and it’s for the Intercontinental Championship!!!!

:~:The crowd cheers as fireworks go off above the ring and in the entrance way.. “Stupid Weiner Kid” by ThyGHTAN begins to play and the crowd boos their once cheered hero.. :~:

Joey Styles: Introducing first, the challenger. He comes to us from Detroit, Michigan.. He weights in at 287 pounds, stands at 6’7” tall and currently holds an impressive record of 5 wins, 1 loss and 1 tie.. Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome… Scott Syyyyyyyyyyyyyyren!!!

:~: He gets inside the ring and appears very relaxed.. He looks towards the entrance when “Alive” By POD begins to play.. PIC appears before us, with the IC title wrapped around his waist.. :~:

Joey Styles: and his opponent.. Making his way to the ring from New Orleans, Louisiana.. He weights in at 265, stands at 6’5” tall and has a record of 6wins and 2 loses.. Here is the current Intercontinental Champion of the ICWF… PIIIIIIIIC!!!

Miller: Well this one should be a great one Paco.. Two of the best in the E-World today going at it.. I just wish ODJ wouldn’t have gotten involved..

Paco: I’m not going to tell you again what I have told you many times already.. Let’s just go to the match..

:~:PIC gets inside the ring and gives Syren a pissed off look… Syren returns it.. The ref shows Syren the title but Syren shoves the ref out of the way and goes after PIC! Both men begin to exchange hellacious blows.. The fans have yet to seat down.. Both men go back and forth at least 10 times until Syren breaks it off with a knee to the gut of PIC… Syren then nails PIC in the back with a heavy forearm.. Syren then drops PIC with a snapmare which he then turns into a reversed chin lock.. PIC fights it off briefly before making it to his feet, Syren lets go of the hold but then whips PIC to the ropes, PIC reverses it and Syren gets whipped, he hangs on to the ropes but PIC is there to quickly nail him with a drop kick that sends Syren to the outside! PIC stands by the ropes and waits for Syren to get up, once he does, PIC goes over the top and nails him with a cross body block! PIC quickly picks up Syren and throws him against the steel steps.. He then picks up Syren and does it one more time, he connects.. He gets cocky and decides to go one more time.. He picks up Syren and goes to throw him but this time, Syren reverses it, causing PIC to crash against the guard rail! PIC holds his back in pain and Syren doesn’t give him a break as he scoops him up and delivers a hard body slam on the floor. :~:

Miller: So who you picking on this one Paco?

Paco: It’s hard to say at this time.. The match is still young..

:~:Syren picks up PIC and then takes him up the ramp.. the ref tells him to bring it in but Syren doesn’t care.. Once they reach the entrance way, Syren gives PIC a kick to the gut.. He then hooks him for a Powerbomb but PIC is able to reverse it into a back body drop!! PIC then turns to face Syren.. Syren gets up, turns around and PIC nails him with a Superkick!! Syren drops again but PIC doesn’t go for the pin.. He instead picks up Syren, hooks him for a suplex but drops him with a Brainbuster instead!! Syren appears out and PIC takes the time to drag him back to the ring.. They eventually make it and PIC throws Syren in.. He goes in himself and then picks up a lost Syren.. He hooks him between his leg but this time he delivers a Piledriver!! PIC turns Syren around and makes the pin, one! Two! Kick out by Syren! The crowd gives a mix reaction, PIC quickly stands up and wraps up the legs of Syren.. He tell the crowd that they are about to witness pain and he applies a figure four!!!:~:

Miller: Oh PIC is going to try to wear Syren down!!

Paco: Wear him down? He’s looking to take him out for good!!!

:~:Syren is in big time pain but doesn’t show it.. Instead he tries to get to the ropes, which are very near.. PIC applies pressure and Syren appears to pass out at times before coming back and preventing the ref to count the 3. Syren gives one last ditch effort to reach the ropes and does!! PIC is forced to let go of the hold.. He lets go, but then gets back to work on the leg of Syren, he stomps on it and then grabs it, lifts it high in the air and then smashes it against the mat! PIC does it a few more times, and more boos come out from the crowd. PIC then picks up Syren and hooks him for a suplex, no, he hooks him for a fisherman’s suplex using the bad leg as a pinning combination.. He picks him up and delivers it beautifully! The ref makes the count! One! Two! Th.. kick out!!! Syren isn’t ready to go yet… PIC picks up Syren and whips him to the ropes, this time, Syren reverses it.. PIC bounces off and on the rebound, Syren nails him with an over the head suplex! Both men make it to their feet, and charge at each other.. Syren is able to catch PIC though with a drop toe hold! He then quickly gets on top of PIC and applies a reversed STO!! PIC is in big time pain but very close to the ropes.. :~:

Miller: I don’t think that he can reach them Paco! He might tap out and we will have a new champion!!

Paco: Nah, true champions never tap Miller.. Never!!

:~: PIC grabs the ropes on a second attempt and Syren is forced to break the hold.. Syren quickly picks PIC up and picks him up with a gorilla press. Syren shows off a few times lifting PIC up and down before dropping him hard to the mat with a gorilla press slam! Syren goes for the cover, one! Kick out.. PIC is still in it.. Syren takes PIC to the corner now, he wraps his arm around PIC’s head and then comes out of the corner with him and drops him with a bulldog!! Scott Syren appears pissed, he points to the corner and then goes to it, and starts to climb it! An aerial move by Scott Syren doesn’t come that often… He is at the top and waiting for PIC to get up.. PIC starts to and then sees out of the corner of his eye, where Syren is.. PIC dives at the ropes, causing them to shake and causing Syren to fall on his jewels!! PIC then walks over to the corner, he climbs to the second turnbuckle, hooks Syren and drops him with a Superplex!! The crowd gives a nice oh!! As PIC goes for the pin! One! Two! Kick out!! :~:

Miller: Why do you think going for a man’s private part is such a popular move in this sport?

Paco: Because it hurts like f’n hell that’s why!! Some wrestlers never recover for such moves!

:~: PIC picks up Syren again and then turns him around and applies a sleeper hold!! Syren knows this one though and quickly gets out of it with a jawbreaker!! Both men are down but not for long as both quickly make it to their feet… Once again they charge at each other and this time, PIC catches Syren with his finisher, The Showstoppa!! He picks up Syren and delivers his finisher!!! PIC quickly pins Syren and the ref mask the count.. One! Two! Three!! No! No! Kick out! Kick out says the ref! Syren kicked out and PIC cannot believe it! PIC upset, gets up and begins to stomp heavily on Syren.. He picks him up one more time and then hooks him for a suplex, he gets half way up before he broke it off, and this time falls in front of PIC! Syren quickly wraps him arms around PIC and delivers a belly to belly suplex!! Syren stands up and appears very pumped up.. Syren picks PIC back up, turns him around, hooks him and drops him with a German suplex!! The crowd cheers again as Syren goes for the pin! One! Two! Kick out!! Syren quickly stands up and waits for PIC to get up.. PIC does, and when faces Syren, PIC nails him a slap across the face!!:~:

Miller: Oh what an insult!!!

Paco: Oh that one is going to leave a mark!!

:~:The slap angers PIC and he nails Syren with a right hand.. He goes for another but Syren blocks it, turns him around and throws him against the corner… PIC hits hard and stumbles out of it, Syren quickly turns him around, gives him a kick to the gut and hooks him.. He lifts him up and drops him with a double under hook Piledriver!! The crowd is on their feet as Syren just delivered his finisher.. He goes for the pin and gets it.. One! Two! Three!! Bell rings! :~:

Miller: and we have another NEW Champion!!

Paco: Oh hell yeah!!

Joey Styles: Here is your winner…. And the NEW… Intercontinental Champion… SCOTT SYREEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!

:~:His music begins to play and the crowd goes wild once again, much like they have had for all the matches today.. Syren raises his new belt high in the air but his victory is cut short by Kingpin!! Kingpin slides behind Syren with a bat! He turns Syren around and nails him in the mid section!!! Syren folds in pain and then Kingpin breaks the bat over Syren’s back!! :~:

Miller: Kingpin is here! Kingpin is here!

Paco: Yeah, but I thought his beef was with PIC, not with Syren!!

:~: Kingpin grabs the legs of a knocked Syren and applies a Texas Clover Leaf!! The crowd is booing loudly as Kingpin shouts different things at Scott Syren.. A bunch of refs come in and try to break it up the best way that they can.. The credits begin to roll, letting you know that once again the show has come to and end..:~:

Miller: Well folks that does it for us here tonight, don’t forget to order the PPV, it will be a hell of a show!! For Paco I am Genuine miller saying, so long everybody!!

Paco: Nos Vemos Gente!!

:~: Scene fades to black.:~: