Riot: why??? WHY!!?!! WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!?
:~:Riot starts pounding on Arryk’s chest.. :~:
Riot: WHY GOD!?! WHY DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!?!?!
:~:He starts pounding harder on Arryk’s chest until he's not longer pounding but more like punching..he picks Arryk up and drags him over to a table that has a few papers in it, then with one swift move he scoops Arryk up and body slams Arryk through the table!! He then shakes his head upset as he looks at Arryk and speaks.. :~:
Riot: I just hate it when people kick your ass before I do! DAMN IT!! Why do they always do that!?!!
:~:Riot stomps out of Arryk’s locker room as the scene fades out and then it comes back inside the Madison Square Garden arena where tonight’s Friday Night Heat is being held. The crowd is going wild and are patently waiting for the show to get started.. The camera switches views and now we see Miller and Paco standing before us. :~:
Miller: Welcome everyone to the most famous arena in the world, welcome to Madison Square Garden!!!
Paco: Just like Bret Hart once said Miller, this might not be a church.. but it’s definitely holly ground!!
Miller: Yup, some of the greatest matches have taken place in this arena and it’s no exception when the ICWF comes to town.. Paco let’s talk about what we just witnessed, what a bizarre way to start off Friday Night Heat no?
Paco: Miller if you look up the word bizarre in the dictionary you will see a picture of Riot and Arryk Rage.. these brothers are the two weirdest characters I have ever seen..
Miller: Yeah, for a second I thought that Riot actually cared about his brother.. but he was just pissed off because someone got to Arryk before he did!
Paco: Yeah, weird shit Miller.. What do we have on the line up for tonight…?
Miller: Well let’s take a look at the screen right now.. We have Andrew Logan going at it against Sam “The Man”.. this feud between Electricity and the Party Animals escalated to the next level this past Tuesday at Fights, when Anthony pulled the upset against Gabe Andrews.
Paco: Yeah, I couldn’t believe my eyes.. but maybe these Logan brothers are for real.. maybe they are actually a good tag team, and a good tag team is something we have not seen in a while, well besides The Party Animals of course.
Miller: Of course, tonight that war continues.. then in our second match the Intercontinental title tournament continues as Kidd Foxx takes on Arryk Rage and Steve Strong takes on The Lost Soul.
Paco: I can’t wait for those match ups… the winners will face at the PPV right?
Miller: Yes indeed, I can’t wait to see Strong vs. TLS myself, those two guys hate each other OH so bad…
Paco: What do we have after that?
Miller: Then Handy Man takes on fellow Canadian William Haynes in a Handy Rules match up!!
Paco: Handy Rules!? Handy Rules!? Oh tonight is going to rule just because of that f’n match.. handy rules matches are the most hardcore matches there are.. SCORE!!
Miller: I’ll take your word for it… Then on the Main Event.. The World Champion Rage takes on Johnny “Big Game” Hunter in a “Table for Two” match!
Paco: Wait that has hardcore rules too right?
Miller: Yup!
Paco: Double score!!
Miller: Calm down there… Those last two matches have a lot of meaning as we all know that at the PPV Johnny Hunter will take on Handy Man for the vacant Hardcore Title while Rage faces William Haynes for the World Title.
Paco: those two matches at the PPV? Triple Score!!
Miller: Shut up already!! Last week JH and Rage tagged against Haynes and Handy Man.. but those two teams just couldn’t get along, and after the match finished they went after each other.. that’s why these matches take place tonight!
Paco: you’re telling ME to shut up? You shut up so we can get this show on the road!!
Miller: Fine! Let’s go to Joey for the first match up…
Paco: Finally… SCO---- ouch!!
:~:Before Paco can finish his so called “catch word” Miller smacks him upside his head. The camera cuts to the middle of the ring where Joey is standing.. “Last Resort” By Papa Roach begins to play and the crowd gives a mixed reaction. :~:
J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time for the Friday Night Heat opening bout.. it’s scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit.. introducing first, the man making his “singles” debut in the ICWF.. he comes to us from Chicago, Illinois weighting in at 345 pounds and standing at 6’7” tall… here is Andrew “Laser” Logan!!!
:~:He comes out to the ring accompanied by his tag team partner Anthony.. He gets in the ring as Anthony watches on and then “Shoot to Thrill” By AC/DC begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly. :~:
J. Styles: and his opponent.. being accompanied to the ring by his manager “Miracle Maker” Mickey Mags.. From Baltimore, Maryland he weights in at 248 pounds and stands at 6’1” tall… here is ½ of the current ICWF Tag Hardcore Champions of the World! Sam “The Man”!!!!
:~:Mickey points to Andrew and Sam rushes to the ring and slides under the bottom rope.. He makes it to his feet and starts to go at it with Andrew.. Gabe Andrews comes out from the back and heads to the ring but is met halfway by Anthony and those two start going at it.. The officials come out from the back and break up the fight and take both man to the back leaving Sam and Andrew to fight one on one.. the ref calls for the bell and the match is officially under way! :~:
Miller: I have never seen two teams go after each other like these two have Paco!
Paco: I think I have but it wasn’t as personal as this, this feud between these teams is most definitely personal now.
Miller: Well Anthony and Gabe wanted some more of each other but the refs have taken them to the back.. and in the ring Sam and Andrew keep exchanging blows!!
Paco: I know, it’s f’n awesome!!
:~:The ref gets between both men and somehow manages to separate them.. he then tells them to go and both men lock up, the bigger Andrew quickly puts on a headlock and then delivers a headlock take down.. Sam tries to get out of it and grabs Andrew’s head with his legs applying a head scissors.. Andrew kicks out of it and both men make it to their feet quickly.. Andrew charges at Sam but Sam side steps him and hooks him with a drop toe hold.. Andrew’s face bounces off the mat and then Sam begins to stomp away at Andrew.. Sam stops and Andrew stays down, Sam bounces off the ropes and delivers an elbow drop to the back of the head of Andrew. He flips him over and goes for the pin but Andrew kicks out big after 1. Sam picks him up and applies a hammer lock.. Andrew easily elbows Sam in the face causing the hold to be broken.. Sam stumbles to the ropes and Andrew charges at him and clotheslines him over the top onto the floor!! :~:
Miller: Wow! Now that’s some power by Andrew!!
Paco: It sure is, he’s taller and heavier then Sam.. If Sam tries to fight him vertical he’s got no chance!!
Miller: Double wow! Paco actually coming up with a smart comment? Amazing…
Paco: Shuddup..
:~:Mickey helps Sam up but Sam shoves him out of the way and slides back inside the ring.. Andrew stomps on him though and then picks him up, Andrew whips him to the ropes and Sam bounces off. Andrew goes for a clothesline but Sam ducks it, bounces off the other side and nails Andrew with a flying forearm! Andrew goes down and Sam goes for another pin, one! Two! kick out. Sam sits Andrew up and then kicks him hard in the back! Sam takes a few steps back and then jumps over Andrew snapping Andrew’s neck forward just like Mr. Perfect use to do back in the day. Sam quickly makes it to his feet and goes to the outside and begins to climb the turnbuckle.. Andrew starts to get up and Sam waits for him, when Andrew is vertical Sam dives off and connects with a double axe handle smash! Andrew goes down again and Sam goes for the pin, again. One! Two! Kick out!! :~:
Miller: Sam keeps trying to eliminate the big man but it’s just not happening!
Paco: Sam is just going to have to do better then that.. like, grab a 2 x 4 and break it on Andrew’s skull! That’ll work..
:~:Sam picks up Andrew and then whips him to the ropes, Andrew over powers him though and reverses it causing Sam to go crushing into the turnbuckle. Andrew walks over and then nails Sam with some knife edge chops to the chest.. Andrew whips him to the other side and Sam hits hard again this time falling to the mat after that hard hit. Andrew walks over while looking over at the crowd who’s relatively quiet.. Andrew picks up Sam who surprises him with a hard right hand, another, another and one more! The crowd starts to cheer as Andrew is wobbly.. Sam jumps to the second rope, hooks Andrew for a Tornado DDT but Andrew breaks out of it by back body dropping Sam! Andrew quickly picks him up and holds him by the head as he climbs to the second turnbuckle.. Andrew then hooks him and delivers a Second Rope Powerbomb!!! The crowd gives a big “OH!!!” after Andrew delivers the devastating move.. Andrew quickly goes for the pin.. One! Two! Th.. KICK OUT!! :~:
Miller: Man this Andrew fella sure has some power…
Paco: Yeah, I have never seen someone man handle Sam this way… but Sam is also showing us why he is ½ of the tag champs.. he has still got fight left in him.
:~:Andrew picks up Sam and applies an arm bar, obviously trying to wear down Sam some more.. He gives it a few turns and Sam drops to his knees as the pain is getting strong.. Andrew pulls him back up and then whips him to the ropes, Sam bounces off and Andrew goes for a clothesline but Sam ducks and bounces off the other side. Andrew shows his quickness though as he turns around and catches Sam by the throat! Andrew signals for a Chokeslam but just as he is about to deliver it Sam gives him a hard kick to the mid section.. another one, another one and one more and Andrew loosens the grip.. Sam shoves the arm away, grabs Andrew’s arms and drops him with a Crucifix DDT! :~:
Miller: Desperation move right there.
Paco: Yeah, Sam knew if Andrew hit the Chokeslam it would have been all over..
:~:Both men are down and the ref starts to administer the 10 count.. he reaches five and Andrew begins to move, but so does Sam.. Sam uses the ropes to pull himself up.. Andrew makes it to his feet and charges at Sam, Sam drops pulling the top rope down and Andrew goes flying to the outside! Sam hops to his feet and then waits for Andrew to get up, Andrew begins to and Sam bounces himself off the ropes and then jumps over the ropes and nails Andrew with a Senton bomb! The crowd is on their feet and cheering loudly, Sam picks up Andrew and tosses him inside the ring. Sam goes for the cover, one! Two! kick out by the big man. :~:
Miller: Sam has taken total control of this match up!!
Paco: Yeah, and I think the tag champ is going to end it right now!!
:~:Sam points to the corner and begins to climb it.. He makes it to the top and then turns around…He sees Andrew still down and then dives off and goes for a Guillotine leg drop but Andrew moves out of the way and Sam lands hard on the mat!! Sam makes it to his feet holding his behind as Andrew hops to his feet, turns Sam around and whips him to the ropes. Sam bounces off and Andrew drops him with a spinning Spinebuster!! :~:
Miller: Logan hit the Overload! It could be all over right there, Andrew with the pin! One! Two! three!!!
Paco: I can’t believe it!!
:~:The bell rings. :~:
J. Styles: Here is your winner…….. Andrew “Laser” Logan!!!
Miller: Well Electricity had the Party Animals’ number this week!
Paco: Yeah, I think the Animals took the new tag team a little too lightly..
Miller: Maybe, but with these two wins I think Electricity deserves a tag title shot don’t you?
Paco: Hey that’s for the owner to decide, remember that these wins came in singles competition though… not tag.
Miller: Good point, folks we’ll be right back.
:~:Show goes to commercial. :~:
ODJ: Hey Strong what can I do for ya?
Steve Strong: I’ll tell ya what you can do for me!! You can---
ODJ: woah, woah, woah, this ain’t one of your interviews, there is no need to be shouting…
Steve Strong: WELL! Uh, Ok.. never really thought about that.. anyway.. Listen ODJ, when am I going to get to defend my North American (not US) title!!??
ODJ: Man how many times do I need to tell you that the belt is…
Steve Strong: I mean I don’t mind being the IC and N. A. champion at the same time but…
ODJ: YOU ARE NOT THE N.A. CHAMPION!! Oh great, now you got me shouting.. listen, I said that belt is on hold.. which means you are not the..
Steve Strong: I am too…
ODJ: are not..
Steve Strong: I am!
ODJ: are not times 10!
Steve Strong: I am times 100 and it ends right there cuz I say so!!
ODJ: *grumbles* fine, since you want to be such a hard ass.. I’ll tell you what, you will fight for the VACANT North American title at the PPV against the first wrestler that walks through that door..
Steve Strong: I am the North American champion!
ODJ: are not...
Steve Strong: I am!
:~:Just at that moment Kylo walks in with a bag of uh maui waui, you know that green stuff… :~:
Kylo: Hey Dougg, I just got me this ounce from Earl Hebnner across the street, so I was wondering if you wanted to light a couple of ----
Steve Strong: HAHA! You are SO DEAD!!
:~:Strong walks out of ODJ’s office still carrying the US belt.. Kylo looks at him and then back at ODJ… :~:
Kylo: Him and the Outlaw fighting again? What did I say? I was going to give him some too..
:~:ODJ just shakes his head and pulls out some rolling papers, the camera switches views, back to the arena where Paco and Miller are. :~:
Miller: Well last week was a night of pure action and mayhem, tonight is a night of weird things!
Paco: Yeah, hey listen ODJ called me into his office for a little meeting, I’ll be right back..
Miller: Sit down, we got a match to call….
Paco: Damn it…
J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen our next match is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit and it’s part of the Intercontinental Title tournament!!
:~:The crowd cheers a bit but the cheers quickly turn to boos as “Reign of Terror” By Wild Dogs begins to play. Steve Strong with Sky head to the ring with the North American title around his waist. :~:
J. Styles: Introducing first, the man being accompanied to the ring by the lovely, beautiful, hot, delicious.. err, Sky! He defeated Derek Mobley to advance to this round, here is ”The Man of Steel” Steve Strong!!!
:~:Steve Strong gets in the ring and grabs Joey by his neck and tells him a few things before letting him go… Joey fixes his collar and then looks over at Sky who winks at him, he almost drops.. :~:
J. Styles: Uh Mr. Strong wanted me to remind you that this match is not for the North American Title!
:~:The crowd boos as loud as they can and Strong just laughs.. then the theme for America’s Most Wanted begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction. :~:
J. Styles: and his opponent comes to us from parts unknown.. he defeated Dylan Mason to advance to this round.. here is.. The Lost Soul!!!
:~:The Lost Soul reaches the ring and Steve Strong starts to talk smack from the inside.. TLS pulls him out of the ring and starts pounding on him! Strong fights back and an all out brawl breaks out. :~:
Miller: Well the time for talk trashing is over Paco, now it’s time to fight!!
Paco: Damn right it is, and TLS is not wasting any time!
:~:TLS wins the fist fight as Strong stumbles backwards.. TLS grabs him by the head and smashes it against the guard rail. TLS grabs him again and smashes his head against the steel one more time. Strong drops to one knee and TLS lands some heavy forearm shots to his back. TLS picks up Strong but gets elbowed in the mid section, Strong then nails him with a European uppercut that staggers him backwards. Strong charges at him but TLS picks him up and drops him chest first against the guard rail. The ref has been administering the 10 count and reaches 6, TLS rolls in to break the count and then rolls back out… he goes after Strong who gives him a kick to the mid section followed by a couple of right hands.. Strong grabs TLS by the arm and whips him against the steel steps, TLS hits hard! :~:
Miller: Why don’t these two get in the ring?
Paco: Why ask why Miller? I’m loving this… I hope they start pulling out the tables, ladders and chairs! Oh My!!
Miller: *cough* rip off *cough*
:~:Steve Strong walks over to TLS and picks him up over his head only to drop him across the steel steps.. once again the ref tells them to get it inside but Strong doesn’t listen. He grabs TLS by the head and smashes it against the steel steps, he goes to do it again but TLS blocks it, elbows Strong in the stomach and then drops him with a turn around clothesline! The crowd that’s near by talk smack to TLS but he pays them no mind, he picks up Strong and finally tosses him inside the ring. He hops up on the apron and then climbs the corner, he waits for Strong to get up.. when he does TLS dives off and nails Strong right in the jaw with a Missile drop kick!! TLS goes for the pin, one! Two! kick out by the Man of Steel! :~:
Miller: You know ever since TLS returned to the ICWF he has been looking very good in the ring. He’s nothing like the TLS of old…
Paco: Nope, he still has the same attitude as before… but it appears as he now has the skill to match that attitude… He might just finally get his break in the ICWF…
:~:TLS picks up Strong and whips him to the ropes, Strong bounces off and TLS drops him with a clothesline. Another pin by TLS but Strong kicks out after two. TLS picks him back up and goes to lock up with him but Strong gives him a thumb to the eye.. TLS is blinded momentarily and that’s all the time Strong needs to hook him and drop him with an inverted atomic drop.. TLS holds his jewels as Strong takes a few steps back and then runs over TLS with a clothesline from hell! Strong goes for the pin, one! Two! kick out! Strong with new found life picks up TLS he whips him hard to the corner and follows that up with a back splash. Steve Strong picks up TLS and sets him on the top turnbuckle, he climbs to the top rope, hooks TLS and drops him with a Superplex! The impact is big and both men stay down… :~:
Miller: Hell of a move by Steve Strong, to be honest with you Paco.. I don’t think I have ever seen anyone deliver a Superplex like Steve Strong does…
Paco: An arguable point, but it was damn impressive that’s for sure.
:~:Steve Strong makes it to his feet and picks up TLS who is still trying to shake off the cow webs… Steve Strong gives him a kick to the gut, hooks him and drops him with an Evenflow DDT!! Steve Strong goes for another pin, one! Two! Kick out!! Strong jumps to his feet and is very frustrated, he gets on the ref’s face but the ref backs him up and tells him just two! Strong gets back to work on TLS he picks him up and tosses him over the top onto the floor, he then starts to wave as if he was calling someone.. he then goes back to the ref and starts to argue with him.. as the ref has his back to TLS, you see the Texas Outlaw heading to the ring.. but half way down the ramp.. someone comes from the crowd and cuts him off with a spear, it’s Punisher! TLS’ partner! :~:
Miller: Punisher is here tonight!!
Paco: Yeah but I thought he was in San Francisco? At least that’s what the interview said…!?
:~:Punisher starts to pound on the Outlaw as Strong notices this and gets out of the ring, but TLS grabs him before he can go, he turns him around, scoops him up and body slams him on the metal ramp way. TLS stomps on Strong and then looks up to Punisher who is walking to the back, they give their secret hand signal and then Punisher leaves.. TLS picks up Strong and tosses him inside the ring. TLS picks up Strong, Sky gets the ref’s attention and Strong uses this to nail TLS with a low blow!! TLS folds in pain and Steve Strong hops to his feet, grabs TLS and throws him against the corner, TLS goes in between the second and top rope and hits his shoulder on the steel post!! :~:
Miller: Well whatever plan the Outlaw and Strong had backfired on them!
Paco: Yeah, but Strong had a plan b, Sky!! Thanks to her, it looks like Strong might have the win here!!
:~:Strong pulls TLS out and then hooks him from behind and drops him with a belly to back suplex. Strong sets him in the middle of the ring and tells the crowd is over.. they boo him loudly and he takes a second or two to flick them off. He climbs to the second and third rope, he taunts the crowd and then he goes to deliver his finisher but notices that TLS is up! TLS flicks him off and then grabs him and body slams him all the way down!! TLS climbs the corner, points to Strong and then jumps off and nails his finisher the Souled Out!! A picture perfect somersault leg drop!! TLS goes for the pin and the ref counts, one! Two! three!!!! The bell rings! :~:
J. Styles: Here is your winner and the first finalist of the night… The Lost Soul!!!
Miller: and the Lost Soul wins again, he’s on a hot streak…
Paco: Yeah, I think this is the first time ever that he has had back to back wins.. can he keep it going and become the new IC champion??
Miller: Well he still has to go through either Arryk Rage or Kidd Foxx… two tough competitors… Folks we’re going to take you to the backstage area where our friend Burner is standing next to one of the ICWF new comers, Pic.
:~:The camera switches views and there we see Burner wearing his usual 1060’s gear… Pic looks at him in disgust.. Burner speaks.. :~:
Burner: Thanks Miller dude, ok I'm back here with one of the newest member of the ICWF, PIC. What’s on your mind tonight?
PIC: First of all, I must say it feels great to be back in an ICWF arena. You all have made me feel so welcome, especially the fans. I don't know where I've met so many charming, elegant, and fun loving pieces of trailer trash in my life!
:~:The crowd can be heard booing and hissing from the arena. :~:
Burner: Dude they totally dig you….
PIC: Right… but seriously...this won't take very long, so let me get to the point. I've only been in this company for a little over a week, but I've already seen what all the so-called "superstars" in this company do and quite frankly it makes me sick. I'm tired of never getting any respect, especially in places like this where to get respect you must be a veteran. So just take this as a warning ICWF...I don't care who you are. If you're the world champion or the lowest minimum wage paid bum, I will do whatever it takes to get the respect I deserve. And that my friend...is the truth. The PIC's coming for ya, now whatcha gonna do?>
:~:Pic walks away… :~:
Burner: Alright thanks Pic dude, back to you Paco.. oh man, can you believe we got totally dissed by ODJ and Kylo?
:~:The camera cuts back to Paco and Miller :~:
Paco: uh, yeah totally man… I’m telling you Miller, I think Burner was dropped on his head way too many times as a baby…
Miller: No arguments here, let’s go back to Joey for the second of our Intercontinental title tourney bouts…
Paco: Awesome…
J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen our next bout is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit and it’s part of the Intercontinental Title tournament.. the winner of this one will go on to face The Lost Soul at Prophecies: The Second Coming.
:~:The crowd cheers slightly and then “Bawitaba” By Kidd Foxx begins to play and the crowd goes wild… :~:
J. Styles: Introducing first, the man that defeated Curt Canon to advance to this round… here is, from Detroit Michigan….Kidd Foxx!!!
:~:He gets inside the ring and throws his arms up, the crowd cheers loudly again… Joey gets set to introduce his opponent but the Insane-A-Tron comes on and we see ODJ standing outside in the parking lot watching an ambulance pulling away from the lot.. ODJ turns to the camera and speaks.. :~:
ODJ: Hey there, I’m sorry to say that Arryk Rage won’t be able to fight you tonight Kidd Foxx.. I’m sure you saw what happened to him earlier, he was beaten up pretty badly.. and well right now he’s on his way up to the hospital.. You win via forfeit, congrats…
Miller: Man that’s too bad, this match promised to be a good one!
Paco: Yeah, but look at Foxx, he’s happy as hell!
:~:Kidd Foxx IS happy as hell, and goes to the corner to celebrates… :~:
J. Styles: Here is your winner as a result of a forfeit…. Kidd Foxx!!!
:~:Kidd Foxx continues to celebrate but then “Aenema” By Tool begins to play and the crowd stands up to see what’s going on… Kidd Foxx looks over his shoulder with a puzzled look but doesn’t mind.. then a huge unknown wrestler makes his way down the ramp and goes inside the ring.. he pushes Joey out of the way and pulls Kidd Foxx down.. Kidd Foxx upset shoves the guy and the guy kicks Kidd Foxx right in the mid section followed by a devastating Neckbreaker! :~:
Miller: Who the hell is that Paco!?
Paco: Man I can’t believe he’s here! He’s the former GCWA World Champion, Titan 3!!!
:~:Titan 3 as we now know him picks up Kidd Foxx and hooks him for a reverse Powerbomb, he scoops him up and holds him in a crucifix position before dropping him down hard to the mat!! The crowd gives a big “OH!” followed by a shower of boos.. Titan 3 asks for a mic and speaks… :~:
Titan 3: I want you all to take a good look at this piece of trash laying here. Go on, take a good long hard look at him. THIS is what Titan 3 is all about! I have come here to the ICWF, not to control it, or "take over", but I have come to establish myself as the dominant force that I am. I am not here to make friends, I am here to make HISTORY! So all of you better be aware of "The World's Most Dangerous Man", Titan 3!Also, I want to lay out a challenge to any man that thinks he packs the gear to face me. ANYONE! I don't care if it's Joe Blow, or John Q Citizen, just step on up, and let Titan 3 show you what a true beat down means. I will prove to the ICWF, and THE WORLD, why I am The "Greatest Of All Time"! Why I am "The Modern Day King Midas"! So there's your warning. Any man thinks he's tough enough, then get your @ss out here next week and face me! We can do it here, or in the back, it does not matter. But the beatings have started, and they are only going to get worse! Because ICWF....GROUND ZERO IS UPON YOU!
:~:Titan 3 drops the mic and throws his arms up, the crowd boos and he just gives a small grin.. he leaves the ring and the camera cuts back to Paco and Miller.. :~:
Miller: Wow, this guys means business…
Paco: He sure does, if I was the wrestlers in the back I wouldn’t take him up on his challenge…
Miller: Folks we’ll be back after the break…
Miller: Storm strikes again!
Paco: Yeah that man is pissed..
Miller: I think he’s going just a little too far though…
Paco: Miller, if no one gave you respect and stole your title, wouldn’t you be pissed too??
Miller: Yeah I guess I would be… Well folks it’s time for one of the matches we had been waiting for… William Haynes and Handy Man go at it in a Handy Rules match!!
Paco: man Miller, this one is going to get really ugly, really fast.. let’s go to Joey!!
J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen our next bout is scheduled for one fall and it’s a Handy Rules match up!!
:~:The crowd goes wild and is on their feet, “My Generation” starts to play and the crowd continues to cheer… :~:
J. Styles: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Christina Aguilera… He comes to us from Toronto, Ontario CANADA! He weights in at 245 pounds and stands at 6’0” tall… here is the Insane Rumble Champion… ”Wicked” William Haynes!!!
:~:He gets in the ring after giving Christina a kiss, Joey checks her out from a far until Haynes gets in his face.. Joey quickly clears his throat then the sounds of sirens are heard as red and blue lights flash throughout the arena.. the crowd is cheering loudly again… :~:
J. Styles: and his opponent, he comes to us from Barrie, Ontario… CANADA! He weights in at 240 pounds and stands at 5’11” tall.. here is the King of the Ring…. Handy Man!!!
:~:Handy Man comes out armed with a pair of kendo sticks… William Haynes gets a bit scared look on his face but then notices that the camera is one him so he gives his moronic two thumbs up with that fake smile of his.. Handy Man slides in the ring and looks at Haynes from a far.. he then looks at one of the kendo sticks and tosses Haynes one.. Haynes grabs it and the bell rings… :~:
Paco: Let the duel begin!! Want a beer Miller?
Miller: No thanks..
Paco: Some wine?
Miller: No..
Paco: Champagne?
Miller: I’m ok..
Paco: Tequila? Straight from Chile!
Miller: I DON’T WANT NONE YOU DRUNKEN BASTARD!!!
Paco: So what you saying is……… you don’t want a beer?
Miller: *curses*
:~:Handy Man signals Haynes to bring it and Haynes without thinking twice about it swings at Handy Man but Handy man slides to the left and nails Haynes in the mid section with his kendo stick.. Haynes folds in pain and Handy Man nails him in the back dropping Haynes to the mat.. Handy Man quickly picks him back up and tosses him over the top onto the outside. Handy Man climbs the corner and stands at the top still with his kendo stick, he waits for Haynes to get up and when he does he jumps off and nails Haynes right between the eyes!! Handy Man quickly covers Haynes and the ref goes for the count, one! Two! kick out! :~:
Miller: Handy Man is trying to embarrass Haynes!!
Paco: He’s taking him to Hardcore School!!
:~:Handy Man picks up Haynes and goes to ram his face against the guard rail but Haynes blocks it, he elbows Handy Man on the gut and then turns around hooks him and drops him with a DDT on the hard floor! Haynes grabs the kendo stick that Handy Man was using before and starts to beat Handy Man with it!! Haynes turns Handy Man around and then starts choking him with the kendo stick.. Haynes has a very determined look.. he breaks the choke hold and then stands up and walks over to the ring, he looks under it and takes out a 2 X 4.. he gets a very sadistic smile on and then waits for Handy Man to get up.. Handy Man gets up and William Haynes swings harder then Sammy Sosa and breaks the 2 X 4 on Handy Man’s head!! :~:
Miller: Dear God!!!
Paco: SCORE!!! Do it again! Do it again!!!
:~:Haynes tosses the piece of 1 x 2 (it was a 2 x 4, but it broke in half so now it’s 1 x 2, get it? It’s like.. nevermind…) He flips Handy Man over and goes for the nonchalant pin, one! Two! Th….kick out!! The crowd cheers loudly and Haynes is a bit surprised.. he walks back to the ring, looks under it and pulls out a table.. the crowd again cheers… Haynes sets it up and then walks over to Handy Man who appears knocked out.. Haynes tries to pick him up but can’t so he drags him close to the table.. there he tries again and gets stunned as Handy Man gives him a low blow!! Haynes yes grow to the size of grapefruits as he drops to the ground in pain.. Handy Man hops to his feet and throws his arms up and the crowd cheers.. he touches the side of his head and feels the huge bump, no blood, just swollen.. he grabs William Haynes and tosses him inside the ring… :~:
Miller: I can’t believe Handy Man was not busted open after that shot!
Paco: Well that answers the question as to why people tell him he has a hard head, hahaha! Get it!?
:~:Handy Man goes in himself and picks up Haynes he whips him to the corner but Haynes reverses it and Handy Man hits hard… Haynes takes a few steps back and then rushes towards Handy Man and nails him with a huge back splash! Haynes smiles and then signals to the crowd “one more!” He goes to the opposite corner and charges at Handy Man but this time Handy Man gets out of the way and Haynes crashes into the turnbuckle chest first! Handy Man hooks Haynes from behind and drops him with a German suplex! Handy Man goes for the pin and the ref counts on, one! Two! Kick out.. Handy Man hops to his feet and sees the table on the outside.. he picks up Haynes and whips him to the ropes.. Haynes bounces off and Handy Man gets close enough to the ropes in front of the table and then back body drops Haynes into it!!! *crack* :~:
Miller: Haynes goes flying and that might be it right there! He couldn’t possibly kick out of that!!
Paco: I love it when they use furniture! Encore! Encore!
:~:Handy Man quickly rushes to the corner, jumps on the top turnbuckle and then dives backwards to the outside and connects with the Handy-Sault! (Moonsault!) Handy Man holds hits knee after delivering his trademark move but is able to go for the pin! The ref slides to the outside and gets on position to make the count.. one! Two! Th.. kick out!!! A big “OH!” is heard throughout the crowd as they certainly thought it was over… Handy Man makes it to his feet and starts to hope around a little.. apparently his knee was hurt when he deliver that awesome move.. nevertheless he picks up Haynes and scoops him up in a body slam position.. he then walks up the ramp and when he is near the entrance he body slams him hard! Handy Man goes for the pin and the ref rushes up the ramp and makes the count, one! Two! kick out! :~:
Miller: I think Handy Man is looking to go for the kill now…
Paco: Yeah, Haynes couldn’t possibly take more, but he claims to be f’n hardcore… so we will find out just how hardcore he really is!
:~:Handy Man disappears behind the curtain and a few seconds later he comes back with another table! The crowd cheers as he sets it up but apparently he’s not done… he walks back to the back and then comes back a few moments later with a ladder!!! :~:
Miller: Uh-oh!
Paco: Oh yeah! Miller this match is about to go to maximum level of hardcoreness!!
:~:Handy Man picks up Haynes and lays him across the table.. he then begins to climb the ladder on the side opposite to the table.. Haynes starts to come around and notices Handy Man climbing.. Haynes quickly sits up and then looks over past Handy Man and sees that the edge of the entrance way is fairly close, and if he’s thinking what I’m thinking than he’s sick! That’s like a 15 feet fall and just from the ramp down, without mentioning the ladder’s height etc… Haynes stands up and Handy Man sees him but he’s a second too later as Haynes pushes the ladder and Handy Man goes flying some 20 feet below!! :~:
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Miller: Oh My God he killed Handy Man!!
Paco: You bastard!!!
:~:The camera shows a replay but from a different angle.. we see Haynes pushing the ladder and Handy Man coming down on some sound equipment and some tables…we come back to live action where Haynes is standing at the edge looking down at a broken down (we presume) Handy Man… Haynes has that sadistic smile again and he grabs the ladder and tosses it down, he grabs the table and does the same before heading down.. When he reaches where Handy Man is he puts on foot on top of him and does his stupid “two thumbs up/goofy smile” pose as the ref counts.. One! Two! THREE! NO NO! Handy Man kicked out! He kicked out! :~:
Miller: What!? There is no way in hell!!
Paco: ok that’s it, he’s not human.. how could he possibly kick out of that!!
Miller: I don’t but it’s just unreal, unbelievable!
Paco: Haynes can’t believe it either…!
:~:Haynes walks over to the table he tossed down and sets it up again… He picks up Handy Man who is in la-la land.. and then lays him on the table… He takes a few steps back but Handy Man rolls off of the table, Haynes gets pissed off and walks over and starts to nail Handy Man with right hands.. He picks him up and whips him to the guard rail but Handy Man reverses it, pulls Haynes in and drops him with a short arm clothesline! The crowd cheers loudly and a Handy Man chant gets started… The ref starts to administer the ten count but then remembers there is no 10 second rule so he stops and just watches on… :~:
Miller: What do you think Paco, who do you think will walk alive out of this one??
Paco: It’s hard to say really… Handy Man has great guts and Haynes has shocked me, he’s done some things tonight that I never thought he would do…
Miller: Yeah he has pushed Handy Man to the limit… just like Handy Man has him..
:~:Handy Man makes it to his feet slowly along the guard rail, some fans help him up and a guy wearing a Canadian flag offers him a beer.. Handy Man takes it, drinks half of it then walks over to Haynes who has just made it to his feet and splashes the rest in his face! The crowd cheers as Handy Man nails Haynes with a right hand, Haynes returns it though and both men start exchanging blows! Back and forth they go until Haynes appears to have Handy Man rocking.. he takes a few steps back and goes for his Sweet Dreams kick but Handy Man ducks it, hooks Haynes and drops him with the Handy Slam through the table!!! :~:
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Miller: That’s the second table Haynes has gone through!
Paco: *choking on the tequila* yeah, *cough* I got it Handy Man 2, William Haynes 1!
:~:Handy Man tells the crowd is over and doesn’t go for the pin.. he stands the ladder up next to the edge of the entrance and begins to climb it.. Haynes tries to come around and sees Handy Man half way up the ladder.. Haynes pulls himself up some how and reaches for the ladder.. this time Handy Man makes it to the top though and jumps on the entrance floor (the ICWF entrance way and ramp is just like RAW’s in case you are wondering) Haynes climbs the ladder and as he reaches the top he sees Handy Man standing there.. Handy Man kneels down and starts to nail Haynes with right hands.. Haynes is trying to hang on with one hand while fighting back with the other.. The ladder starts to rock a bit but Haynes is able to nail Handy Man with a good right hand that staggers him backwards.. Haynes climbs to the last rung and is about to jump onto the ramp way but Handy Man out of nowhere nails him with a drop kick that sends him crashing down!! :~:
Miller: Oh My Goodness! Now he’s dead!!!
Paco: I’m going to have to agree with you on that one!!
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
:~:The camera shows the instant replay of Haynes falling of the ladder and landing hard on the broken table some ten feet below.. Just like Handy Man earlier, he lays there motionless. Handy Man stands at the edge and signals the crowd, the crowd cheers him on and he jumps over the ladder and connects with the Handy Drop!!! (double legged Moonsault) The crowd is on their feet and cheering as loud as they possibly can…Handy Man, out of air and dead tired barely throws his arm on top of Haynes for the pin, the ref makes to count! One…! Two…..! Three!!!!!! The bell rings!! :~:
Miller: He did it! Handy Man beat the number one contender!!!
Paco: Yeah! This match was Hardcore to the fullest!! WOOHOO! I’m taking this match home tonight and watching it ten more times!
J. Styles: Here is your winner……..Handy Man!!!
:~:Jorge and Affie appear from the back and help Handy Man up… Christina Aguilera comes around and sees Haynes a bloody mess.. she tries to come over but then sees Fred Durst signing some autographs in the crowd so she walks over there instead… ;o) EMTs come to the aid of William Haynes…. :~:
Miller: Well Paco, after watching that match one thing is for sure… the ICWF is definitely back!!
Paco: Oh no doubt about it man! This sort of matches is what is going to make the ICWF number 1 again in just a matter of weeks.. you watch!
Miller: Oh don’t worry about me, I believe you…, well folks at home.. believe it or not we still have one more match to go…. So do what you got to do during the break and come right back because Friday Night Heat is about to get hotter!!
Paco: good cuz I gotta piss..
Burner: Jason Storm dude, you have been going just CRA-ZY tonight.. what’s the meaning for all of this, totally madness of yours?
Storm: Huh?
Burner: Why did you attack Arryk Rage and Enigma dude!!
Storm: Why? Haven’t you watched the past two shows? Those two have been after me like flies to shit..
Burner: Far out….
Storm: Whatever, the point is.. I’m out for revenge.. it’s all about revenge.. and when.. ahhh!!!
:~:Out of nowhere comes Riot with a chair in hand and he nails Storm in the back! Storm falls down and Riot gives him another shot for good measure. He then gets on top of him and starts choking him while screaming at him.. :~:
Riot: Nobody beats Arryk but me ok! Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!!!!??? He’s MY punching bag, not yours.. MINE! MINE! ALL MINE!!!
:~:Riot lets him go and then walks away.. Burner is nowhere to be seeing, the camera cuts to Paco and Miller. :~:
Miller: Ok, alright… just for the record.. Riot is an idiot!!
Paco: Normally I would argue but the guy has one too many screws loose…
Miller: Well folks it’s Main Event time, let’s go back to Joey for the introductions…
Paco: Awesome! Table for two, coming up!!
J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time for the Friday Night Heat’s Main Event!!!!!!!
:~:Fireworks go off above the ring and the crowd goes absolutely wild.. :~:
J. Styles: The following match it’s a table for two match in which in order to win you must put your opponent through two tables.. now let me introduce to you the special guest referee for this match… KYLO!!!
:~:”I Disappear” By Metallica begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction as Kylo comes out.. He makes it half way down the ramp when out of the back comes Steve Strong and he nails him with the North American Title! Kylo goes down and rolls down the ramp..:~:
Miller: What in the hell is Steve Strong doing here!!?
Paco: Well he’s beating Kylo down..
Miller: No shit Paco!!!
:~:Strong follows him and starts to stomp him as the crowd boos… All of the sudden the sounds of sirens are heard and Handy Man comes out, all bandaged up, to the aid of his new Stablemate.. The crowd cheers and he turns Strong around and begins to go at it with him.. :~:
Miller: Handy Man is back out here!? What is he nuts, he just had a hell of a match!!
Paco: He and Kylo are stablemates now so Handy Man has his back!!
:~: “Evenflow” By Pearl Jam blasts out of nowhere and the crowd cheers once again as Johnny Hunter rushes to the ring and goes after Handy Man.. after seeing this the crowd gives a mix reaction as both are fan favorites… Steve Strong goes back to Kylo but Kylo nails him out of nowhere with a super kick! Kylo rolls Strong in the ring and continues his fight with him while the Johnny Hunter and Handy Man take their fight through the crowd.. :~:
Miller: Paco all hell is breaking loose, what about the match? What about Rage?
Paco: What about Raven!? Heheh, sorry, I got caught in the moment.. Miller, I’m being told there is another brawl in the back!!
Miller: Let’s take a look!!
:~:On the “famous” backstage area you see Rage exchanging blows with William Haynes, who just like Handy man, is bandaged up heavily.. Refs try to break them up but there is no change.. the screen splits into 3 and we see 3 fights going on, Johnny Hunter against Handy Man… William Haynes against Rage and Kylo against Steve Strong.. refs and officials are trying to break each brawl up but there is no change, these guys want to tear eachother apart.. the credits begin to roll and the show comes to an end still showing us the 3 fights going on….. :~:
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