:~:A commercial finishes and then the screen goes black.. The ICWF logo flashes and then you see a white-hot fire at the bottom of your screen slowly coming up.. a few seconds later all you see is an inferno, and it seems as if your screen has erupted into flames.. then through the middle of the firewall you have 3 words come at you like fireballs, one after the other.. First it's Friday then Night then Heat... when the word Heat explodes in the screen the fire clears and the new FNH intro begins to play.. :~:

:~:After it finishes fire gets started again and eats up the screen then goes out just like that leaving the words: "Friday Night Heat" in the middle of the screen with fire burning on the top of them.. The sounds of fans screaming and cheering is heard as the screen fades to black and then it comes back inside in The American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida where FNH is being held! The arena is packed and the fans are going wild, fire works go off in the main entrance, in the ring and above the Insane-A-Tron. After the great light show, the camera cuts to the backstage area.. We see Paco standing outside of Handy Man’s dressing room. Paco knocks on the door, and we can hear the shuffle of feet from inside. Jorge, Handy Man’s personal bodyguard, opens the door, and allows Paco inside. We see Handy Man sitting on a bench, a look of concentration on his face. He is in his wrestling gear, and is almost ready to go. He breaks his concentration when Paco enters room, and looks up from his trance. :~:

Handy Man: Paco! It is good to see you, old friend.

Paco: Yeah same here tough hombre...You wanted to see me?

Handy Man: Well Paco, I figured that since this is my big return match, and it is undoubtedly hardcore, I figured there is only one way for you to enjoy it. With a big ass bottle of tequila! Here ya go my friend, all yours.. I want to see this all done by the time my match is done Paco!

Paco: But Handy Mon, I have stopped drinking! Well, I mean I drink every now and then, but is not as much.. I can control it now..

Handy Man: Paco, what kind of talk is that? You have stopped drinking!? Really now, you haven’t stopped. You’ve just been…delayed. But now I am back. If it was money as the problem, don’t you worry, I got you covered for every event. Paco, I want to see that old drunk again behind the mic. Now, do you swear on your life that you will finish this bottle of tequila?

Paco: I like being clean Handy Man.. and not overweight and people laughing at me.. Besides mon, Dougg wouldn’t be too happy if I started siding with you.

Handy Man: Who cares about Dougg? Listen, I am the one who has given you all those memories of hardcore wrestling action. And you repay me by saying that you are afraid of Dougg? Well, suck it up Paco! Now, will you get drunk or what?

Paco: Okay well I guess one bottle won't hurt.. Hehehe.. I'll do it Handy, but if you promise me one thing.

Handy Man: Sure.

Paco: Will you get some flaming tables involved in your match? I really love those!

Handy Man: You got it Paco! Now, go get started!

:~: Paco hurries out of the change room, with bottle in hand. He licks his lips as he looks at it and then hurries out towards ringside, as the camera switches to a view of the crowd and eventually Miller, who welcomes us to tonight's show..:~:

Miller: Welcome everyone to another edition of Friday Night Heat! I am your host Genuine Miller and Paco will soon join us.. and as you can see, the drunken Paco of old might come back tonight! I for one, don’t hope so.. Paco it's better this way.. Hell, I can actually call him a broadcast journalist! While we wait folks, let's talk about tonight's match ups.. We have two wrestlers returning to the ICWF, two huge superstars.. One of them is the former World Champion and Hall of Fame member The Lost Soul! He takes on an old enemy of his, in Kingpin. The other, is also a former World Champion.. He is Handyman, one of the most hardcore wrestlers to ever set foot in an ICWF ring.. He will be fighting in the main event against someone who also likes it hardcore, Killa Kali!! You know folks, call me what you will, but I can see ODJ smiling big time at this match up.. I beet you he's going to seat back and enjoy two of his enemies destroy each other! Oh, and speaking of enemies, here comes Paco!

:~: The crowd cheers as Paco makes his way down the ramp and to the commentator's table. He seats down next to Miller and places the large bottle of Tequila on top the table. Miller looks at it and shakes his head..:~:

Miller: Don't ruin your rehabilitation Paco.. You were doing so good!!

Paco: Well watching two of the most hardcore wrestlers in the ICWF is also so damn good.. and if one of them promises me to put his opponent through a flaming table if I drink this f'n bottle of Tequila, well then, you better believe good ole Paco is going to do it!

Miller: Well I just hope you continue to be as good as before.. Folks, let us not make you wait any longer.. Let's go to Joey for the first match of the night!!

:~:"Now you Know" By Powerburn begins to play and the crowd boos loudly as Kingpin makes his way to the ring. :~:

Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it's time for the opening bout of the night.. The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit.. Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Austin, Texas.. He weights in at 242 pounds and stands 6'3" tall… Here is… Kingpin!!!

:~:He gets inside the ring and the crowd stands up and looks towards the entrance way.. the theme for "America's Most Wanted" Begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly, surprisingly. TLS comes out and appears a bit shock by the response he is getting.. He makes his way to the ring as we get a split screen, on the other we see ODJ looking at his big screen TV.. He sees TLS making his way to the ring and says.. "Great, another thorn at my side.." The screen goes back to normal, and we go back to Joey.. :~:

Joey Styles: and his opponent, making his way to the ring from Parts Unknown. He weights in at 235 pounds and stands 6'4" tall.. Here is… The Lost Soul!!!

:~: He gets inside the ring and then looks over at Kingpin.. Kingpin returns the stare as the bell rings. :~:

Miller: Well here we go Paco. Two of the ICWF's biggest superstars about to go at it.. What are you doing? You drinking already!!?

Paco: Hey, this is a big ass bottle.. I have to finish it remember? So I'm starting early.

:~: Kingpin and The Lost Soul lock up and TLS quickly applies a headlock.. Kingpin easily shoves him to the ropes, TLS bounces off and Kingpin goes for a shoulder tackle.. He doesn't knock TLS down though so he goes to the ropes himself and tries a second shoulder tackle.. TLS holds and Kingpin goes to do it again, after he bounces off though TLS takes him down with a drop toe hold!! Kingpin's face bounces off the mat hard, TLS quickly gets up, measures Kingpin and drops an elbow to the back of his head! TLS then picks Kingpin back up and whips him to the ropes, Kingpin bounces off and TLS drops him with a clothesline!! Kingpin bounces back up and TLS drops him again with the same move! Kingpin tries to get back up, and does, a little bit slower.. TLS walks over, lifts him and drops him with a body slam. TLS goes for the first pin of the night, one! Two! Kick out! TLS picks up Kingpin one more time and then hooks him for a Suplex, TLS gets him up a little bit but Kingpin blocks it and instead it is him who delivers the suplex!!:~:

Miller: Well TLS is looking good, doesn't seem to be rusty at all..

Paco: He looked good up to that point.

:~: Kingpin makes it to his feet slowly and picks up TLS, Kingpin whips him to the ropes and TLS bounces off.. Kingpin goes for a back body drop but TLS puts on the breaks, hooks Kingpin and drops him with a swinging Neckbreaker!! TLS goes for another pin.. one! Two! Kick out by Kingpin.. TLS picks up Kingpin and whips him to the corner, Kingpin hits and TLS goes to the other corner.. He then comes out of it does a couple of cartwheels and goes for a back elbow but Kingpin moves out of the way and TLS hits nothing but turnbuckle! TLS comes out of the corner holding his back and Kingpin quickly bounces himself off the ropes, hooks TLS and drops him hard to the mat with a bulldog!!! Kingpin in control now, he flips TLS and makes his first pin of the night.. One! Two! Kick out by TLS.. Kingpin picks TLS back up, he lifts him and nails him with an atomic drop! TLS holds his privates and Kingpin takes a few steps back and then charges at TLS, and connects with a takedown clothesline!! Kingpin goes for another pin, one! Two! Kick out by the Hall of Famer.:~:

Miller: Kingpin has gotten back into this match..

Paco: Yeah he has, he knows TLS like a book.. so when TLS went for his Trademark, Kingpin was able to avoid it.

:~: Kingpin walks over to TLS' legs and grabs them, he calls for his finisher but TLS kicks him off.. TLS then makes it to his feet and Kingpin goes to take his head off with a clothesline but TLS ducks it.. both men turn around to face each other and TLS nails him with a right hand, another, another and one more! Kingpin is rocking.. TLS gives him a kick to the mid section, hooks him and drops him with a DDT!! TLS doesn't go for the pin this time though.. He instead picks up Kingpin again and whips him to the corner, Kingpin hits hard and TLS quickly goes to the other corner.. He comes out of it, does a couple of cartwheels and this time he connects with his elbow nailing Kingpin right in the face!! TLS walks to the middle of the ring, looks around to the crowd and tells them is over.. TLS takes Kingpin to the middle of the ring and hooks him for a Suplex. TLS lifts him up but Kingpin breaks free and falls behind TLS.. Kingpin hooks TLS by the mid section and goes for a German Suplex, no, TLS nails Kingpin with a back elbow to the face! Kingpin let's go and then TLS turns around, hooks him, lifts him and drops him with a Brainbuster!! The crowd cheers as TLS now goes to the corner and climbs it.. TLS reaches the top, he turns around, jumps off and connects with The Souled Out!!! [Somersault Leg Drop] The crowd cheers again, TLS goes for the cover.. One! Two! Three!! Bell rings. :~:

Joey Styles: Here is your winner.. THE LOST SOUL!!!

Miller: and TLS makes a successful return to the ICWF!!

Paco: He sure has!! But let's talk about Kingpin. He has lost back to back matches now.. You have to wonder what's up with him.

Miller: Well all wrestlers go through a slump in their career… maybe this is his..

Paco: Yeah, maybe Kingpin need to do like Estella.. Try to get his groove back!! Man, this tequila Handy gave me is f’n awesome.. want a sip?

Miller: No way.. Folks right now let’s go to our next.. what the?

Paco: Hey.. someone’s coming out.. I think it’s Maddox!

:~: “School’s Out” By Alice Cooper begins to play as Jay Maddox comes out, to a huge pop from the crowd.. He makes his way to the ring and once inside, he throws his arms up to get an even louder pop… Maddox gets a mic from Joey, and as his music dies down, he begins to speak.. :~:

Maddox: Alright listen, I'm a little riled up right now ... But I'm really tired of waiting around for the next fight... Angel .. You are next in line for me on Tuesday Night, and to tell you the truth, I can't wait until then to settle this... So come on out right now Angel, and we'll see right now who the true number one contender is!!!

Miller: Well the young rookie is determine to make a name for himself here in the ICWF!

Paco: yeah but you don’t call out a veteran.. Specially someone who is in HOP!!! Clear rookie mistake..

:~: Maddox paces around the ring and then smiles as “Part of Me” By Hybrid Theory begins to play.. Angel comes out shaking his head and makes his way to the ring.. Maddox is very anxious and very serious.. Angel gets in and Maddox goes after him! The two begin exchanging blows and the crowd goes wild!! Maddox gets the advantage and whips Angel to the ropes, Angel bounces off and Maddox goes for a clothesline but Angel ducks it.. Maddox turns around and Angel quickly jumps on Maddox’s shoulders and drops him with a Hurricanrana!! The crowd boos but Angel is not done.. He goes to the outside and gets a table.. He tosses it inside and then sets it up.. He then picks up Maddox and takes him to the corner, he sets him at the top, climbs the corner himself, hooks Maddox and drops him with a top rope DVD!! The crowd gives a huge “OH!” after seeing Maddox being put through a table. Angel gets up and taunts Maddox.. The crowd boos, which is odd because Angel is part of HOP, a face stable.. Angel begins stomping a knocked out Maddox when of all people, ODJ rushes to the ring.. Angel seems shocked at this, and as ODJ enters the ring.. he exits it.. ODJ stares at Angel and then checks on Maddox. :~:

Miller: Well Maddox asked for it and got it!!

Paco: I told you, bad rookie mistake!! Angel is way out of this kid’s league..

Miller: Maybe so, but it’s odd that of all people.. ODJ was the one that made the save…

Paco: Hmm, hey! I got it! Maybe Maddox is ODJ’s illegitimate son!! So that’s why he’s trying to protect him..

Miller: You my friend, are an idiot. Tequila already went to your head.. Folks we’re going to take a commercial break.. We’ll be right back!!

:~:The camera shows us ODJ helping Maddox to the back and then we go to commercial. :~:


Who says there is nothing good on Tuesday Nights!?

:~:The show comes back on the air and we’re inside the arena.. We see a band next to the entrance way ready to play.. The camera cuts to Joey who speaks. :~:

Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the ICWF… “Big Black Wenis and the Crazy White Crackers!!!!”

:~: The crowd cheers loudly for the band.. They then start to play their “CRABGRASS” version of “Come Out and Play” The crowd cheers and then Kylo comes out.. Surprisingly, he gets a pop too.. :~:

Joey Styles: Introducing first.. Making his way to the ring from Detroit, Michigan. He weights in at 248 pounds and stands at 6’6” tall.. here is… “The Psycho” Kylo!!!

:~: He stays at the entrance with the band for a while.. then as they finish their song he starts to make his way to the ring.. The crowd gives the band a standing ovation.. As the cheers die down.. “My Way” By Limp Bizkit blasts out and the crowd gives the biggest pop of the night as one of their own Miamian makes his way to the ring.. :~:

Joey Styles: and his opponent.. making his way to the ring from Miami, Florida!! [huge pop] he weights in at 350 pounds and stands at 6’9” tall.. Here is.. “The Machine” Alec BeGrod!!!

:~: Alec makes his way out and he appears very pumped up about being in his hometown.. He raises his arms high in the air as he makes it down the ramp and then shakes hands with as many fans as he can.. He eventually gets inside the ring and looks at his opposition. :~:

Miller: Well this one will be a dandy Paco! These two superstars are ICWF Home’s grown!!

Paco: That’s right, they didn’t come from other feds where they were popular.. These two started right here in the ICWF and have become huge Superstars.

:~:The bell rings and they immediately lock up.. The bigger Alec easily backs Kylo into the corner.. The ref gets in between them trying to break it up and does.. Kylo circles the ring and so does Alec, eventually they lock up again and this time Alec shoves Kylo and he falls on his ass.. The crowd cheers as Alec flexes his muscles for the crowd. Kylo gets up and locks up again, Alec again tosses him down to the mat and Kylo appears frustrated.. Nevertheless he gets back up and goes for another lock up, no, he knees Alec in the mid section catching him off guard.. Kylo then winds back and nails Alec with a hard right hand.. He nails him again and backs the big man to the ropes.. Kylo whips him to the other side now, Kylo bounces off and Alec sends him flying with a huge back body drop!! Alec quickly picks Kylo back up, he hooks him an drops him with a suplex! One! Kick out by the hardcore veteran.. Alec sits Kylo up and applies a reverse chin lock.. Kylo ain’t having it and he makes it to his feet, Kylo with an elbow to Alec’s mid section now.. another and he breaks free.. Kylo bounces himself off the ropes now, and goes for a clothesline.. Alec ducks it though.. Kylo bounces off the other side and as Alec turns around, Kylo goes for a cross body block but Alec catches him!! Alec walks around with him for a few seconds before driving him to the mat with a pancake slam!! :~:

Miller: And the hometown hero is in total control of the match!!! Kylo has not won a match since the ICWF reopened, and since the ICWF closed last year… That’s a long time Paco.

Paco: Yeah, Kylo needs to get it together or he’s going to lose this one big time!

:~: Alec picks up Kylo and then whips him to the corner, Kylo hits and Alec charges at him and goes for a spear in the corner! Kylo moves out of the way and Alec goes between the top and second rope and rams his shoulder right into the steel post!! “OH” is heard from the crowd as Kylo tries to get it together.. He pulls Alec out of the corner, hooks him by the bad shoulder and drops Alec with a single arm DDT! Kylo now quickly grabs Alec’s bad arm and he applies an arm stretch submission! The ref quickly gets on Alec’s face and asks him if he wants to give it up.. Alec says no and then starts to make it up.. he gets on his knees with Kylo still applying the hold. Alec then gets up and pulls Kylo up and then slams him back down breaking the hold! The crowd cheers at Alec’s great show of strength.. Alec shakes his arm, trying to get rid of the numbness in his arm.. He then goes after Kylo and picks him up, Kylo surprises him with a thumb to the eye.. Kylo then nails Alec with a drop kick sending him crashing into the corner. Alec comes out of it stumbling and Kylo measures him and nails him with a Superkick!! That takes the big man down!! Kylo quickly gets on top of him, hooks the leg and makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Alec! The crowd cheers loudly! :~:

Miller: Well as soon as we said Kylo started to pick up momentum!

Paco: Yeah, but did you see how Alec picked him up with one arm? Wow! That boy’s strong!

:~: Kylo picks up Alec and then hooks him for a suplex, he gets him up and drops him down hard.. Kylo then goes to the ropes, bounces off and then drops an elbow across Alec’s big chest. Kylo then goes over to Alec’s feet, he grabs one of them and tries to apply a Boston Crab but Alec kicks him off! Alec then makes it to his feet but he gets brought back down by a huge clothesline from Kylo! Kylo goes for another pin but he only gets two once again.. Kylo picks Alec back up and then whips him to the ropes.. Alec bounces off and Kylo leapfrogs over Alec. Alec bounces off the other side, and as Kylo turns around, Alec nails him with his trademark Spear!!! The crowd goes wild again as Alec folded Kylo like an accordion. Alec crawls over to Kylo and pins him.. one! Two! Kick out by Kylo.. Alec makes it to his feet slowly and he picks up Kylo.. He hooks him for a DDT but Kylo blocks it and turns it into a Northern Lights suplex with a bridge!! The ref quickly gets down and makes the count. One! Two! Kick out by Alec!!:~:

Miller: and Mark almost had Alec there! I thought that Alec was gaining momentum but the great veteran was able to stop him before he could.

Paco: Shows you just how much Kylo knows about wrestling.. That man is a definite pro! Damn, you know, I’ve drank, what, a quarter of this Tequila and I have yet to feel even a slight buzz. I guess I can still handle Don Cuervo!

:~: Mark goes to the outside and looks under the ring.. he finds a lead pipe, his trademark weapon.. He gets back in the ring and waits for Alec to get up.. The ref is on his face though, telling him not to use it!! Kylo pushes him to the side and then goes after Alec who is getting up.. Kylo winds back to hit Alec but the ref pulls the pipe away.. the crowd cheers and Kylo curses.. Alec comes from behind Kylo, hooks him and drops him with a German suplex!! The crowd cheers loudly.. Alec makes it to his feet and picks Kylo back up.. He whips him to the ropes and after Kylo bounces off, Alec nails him with a big boot to the face!! Alec quickly goes for the pin.. One! Two! Th.. kick out!! Oh!! Is heard from the crowd as they thought the match was over.. Alec gets up though, looks around at them and tells them is over! The crowd cheers loudly now as Alec picks up Kylo.. Alec hooks him between his legs and then wraps his arm around his waist, getting ready to Powerbomb him. Alec starts to lift Kylo but Kylo blocks it and back body drops Alec instead! Alec lands hard on his back but starts to get up.. Kylo waits for Alec and as he gets up, Kylo comes from behind him and applies a cross face chicken wing!:~:

Miller: Oh and it could be all over for Alec!! That’s part of Kylo’s finisher!!

Paco: Yeah, and if he turns Alec around and drops him with The Downer[Diamond Cutter] is over!!

:~: Kylo doesn’t have the hold on quite locked yet and Alec is trying to fight it.. Alec tries to reach for the ropes and he’s able to get them!! The crowd cheers as Kylo is forced to break the hold.. Alec stays by the ropes and Kylo nails him with a couple of knife edge chops.. Kylo then whips Alec to the ropes but Alec reverses it.. Kylo bounces off and Alec catches him and drops him with an over the top belly to belly suplex!! The crowd cheers as Alec is still fighting.. Alec stumbles to his feet and goes after Alec.. he picks him up and just as he is about to hook Kylo for something, Kylo surprises him with an European uppercut! Alec stumbles backwards and Kylo turns him around and applies the chicken wing again!! Alec swings his one free arm wildly and then tries to reach for the ropes.. but this time he’s too far.. Kylo tries to lock the hold and finally does. Alec starts to fade away.. as he does, Kylo releases the hold, turns him around and drops him with the Downer!! The crowd gets up as they see Kylo flip over Alec and make the pin.. The ref counts.. One! Two! Three!! The bell rings as the crowd gives a mix reaction.. :~:

Joey Styles: Here is your winner… KYLO!!!

Miller: A very evenly fought match up.. But the veteran was able to put the young Alec away with The Downer!

Paco: Hey that’s a very powerful finisher… Alec has nothing to be ashamed off.. He will go on to fight another day..

Miller: The crowd gave a mix reaction.. and I find it odd Paco.. Some fans have started to like Kylo..

Paco: Yeah and that’s very hard to believe.. But the fans can be morons sometimes.. They’ll cheer on anyone..

Miller: Yeah, they even cheer you which I find it too odd..

Paco: Well that’s because they like straight man Miller.. They don’t like you because you “bend” funny..

Miller: SHUT UP!!

:~:The camera cuts to the backstage area where we see the current ICWF World Champion, Derek Mobley, grabbing a bottle of water off of a table full of snacks and drinks that are free to the ICWF employees and wrestlers, we can hear the crowd inside pop huge for a shot of the champ. He unscrews the top and starts to drink it and throws his head back as he does. While doing this he starts to walk away when he runs into somebody. We then see it is Chloe Barnes and the crowd gives a big pop for her as she is very hot. Derek then takes his mouth off the bottle of water and some drips out of his mouth as he tries to wipe it away and looks at her, Chloe, who's hair is in her face from bumping into Mobley, brushes it aside and speaks:~:

Chloe: Oh, sorry about that....

Derek Mobley: Uhh... dududu.... uhhh.... okay....

:~:Chloe flashes her gorgeous smile as she pats him on the shoulder and lets her hand gently slide off as she walks away leaving Derek standing there wide eyed and speechless. We then cut back to the announce table. :~:

Miller: Wow..

Paco: You know, Derek may have the dopest ride.. He might be the World Champion.. But when it comes to women, that guy is a dope!!

Miller: Well some guys have it and some don’t Paco, obviously Derek doesn’t have it..

Paco: I bet you have it huh? Tell Miller.. How did you use to sweet talk Smith?

Miller: Will you shut up.. Folks up next we have the street fight between Titan 3 and Tatum Coe.. That will be an amazing bout.. But before we go there.. We have to talk some serious business Paco.. After the ICWF returned, we see old faces return.. and new faces join up.. One face that has never changed through the ICWF’s ups and downs has been ODJ’s.. ODJ has never changed.. up until now.. Paco, I ask you, what has gotten inside ODJ? He’s so evil! He’s using his power for bad deed.. HORRIBLE deeds…

Paco: Now I think you are just misunderstand him..

Miller: What!? Paco! The man has gone nuts! He smokes twice as much weed as he use to.. He has become violent.. He has become a murderer!!

Paco: Hush up Miller! He hasn’t killed anyone!

Miller: Well maybe not himself, but he has hired people to do killing for him.. I mean take a look at the drug dealers that were after Warrick Hill.. He wiped them out!! And now, he blew up Handy Man’s Mansion!! Paco a few people died in that bombing.. A BOMBING PACO!!?

Paco: Hey, Handy Man, nor you, have any proof of that.. For all we know it was f’n Bin Laden..

Miller: Paco I am serious!! ODJ has crossed the line, heck… He has erased the line!

Paco: Look Miller, I like Handy Man.. He’s one of my all time favorites.. But he, just like you, have no proof.. so until you do.. I suggest you stop accusing the man.. Let’s just go to the next match up!

:~:The camera actually switches over to the backstage area, and ODJ’s office to be exact.. ODJ is seating there along with Burner, both are looking at a very small, dime bag of weed.. ODJ speaks.. :~:

ODJ: That’s it man.. That is my last bag..

Burner : ODJ.. what are we going to do!? That bag won’t last us half an hour!!

ODJ: I know Burner, I know! Stupid Handy man.. thinks he’s so funny.. getting rid of my #1 supplier.. What am I going to do now? My other supplier doesn’t get back in the country until next Tuesday.. NEXT TUESDAY!!

Burner : Oh man, we’re dead..

:~:There is a knock on the door.. ODJ stands up but just as he does.. The door swings open and we see 4 SWAT officers come in followed by two men in suits.. They quickly flash their badges.. “FBI” ODJ gives them a “WTF” look as Burner runs around ODJ’s desk and hides behind him.. :~:

ODJ: What the hell do you want?

FBI Agent: Mr. Jiman, Jemen, Semen..

ODJ: Jimenez jackass.. What is it?

FBI Agent : Sir we have a warrant for your arrest.. you are being accused of attempted murder, destruction of private property and “terrorist-like” actions..

ODJ: What in the living hell are you talking about!? I haven’t done a damn thing!!

FBI Agent : Sir, we need you to come with us.. You are the prime suspect in the Handy Mansion Bombing..

ODJ: Hey I had nothing to do with that! But even if I did.. Handy Man said he wasn’t going to press charges so there.

FBI Agent: Well sir, we have an eye witness.. So whether Mr. Man wants to press charges or not.. it’s irrelevant.. You are coming with us and that’s it.

ODJ: A witness!? Who in the fuck saw me? This is lu---

:~: Just then Mozz pops his head out and walks inside ODJ’s office.. ODJ’s get a rabid look on his face..:~:

ODJ: You son of a bitch!!!

Mozz: That’s him officer!! That’s the man! [in boyish voice] Oh please take him away!! Take him away!!!

:~: ODJ launches himself at Mozz but the 4 SWAT officers grab ODJ and place him in handcuffs.. ODJ curses at Mozz as the officers take him out of his Office.. Mozz follows them until the parking lot.. There we see Derek Mobley along with the rest of the House of Pain and HOP2K.. :~:

Derek Mobley: Have a nice stay ODJ!

Mozz: Don’t forget to write!

:~:Derek Mobley and Mozz give each other a high five as ODJ talks trash to them.. Killa Kali appears in the picture as well and gives high fives to Mozz and Mobley as well.. They all wave goodbye to ODJ as he gets thrown inside the cop car.. It drives away and the show goes to commercial.. :~:


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:~:The show comes back from commercial, Miller and Paco are in front of us.. :~:

Miller: Well I can’t say that ODJ didn’t deserve what just happened to him!

Paco: I ought to bitch slap you for saying something so stupid! ODJ just got arrested!! The f’n owner of this federation you work for and you are happy!?

Miller: I’m not happy.. I’m just saying he kind of deserve it..

Paco: Let’s just go to the next match up before I go off on your simple ass.. Not literately of course.

:~:The camera focuses on the Insane-A-Tron.. and then it fades inside of it.. The Insane-A-Tron comes on showing us a deserted street.. There is a couple of park cards not to far from each other.. There is a metal barrel with fire burning inside of it.. This was probably being used by some bums on the streets who were trying to keep warm.. You also see an abandoned Bus and the skeleton of a pick up truck that apparently burned. There are buildings on one side.. Apartments with people looking out the windows, all apparently ICWF fans as the camera shows them, they cheer.. On the middle of the street you see a ref.. The camera focuses on the other side of the street and you see 3 stores.. One is a hardware store.. One is a 7 Eleven.. and the other a TV repair shop.. All 3 stores are closed, but have their lights turn on.. The camera focuses on one end of the street and we notice sand, and the sound of waves! We also see a few palm trees and now we realize that we must be near a beach.. Probably not too far from Miami, Beach.. The camera pans to the other side and we see 4 police cars who have blocked off the street.. We see fans standing there too, looking on, waiting for the match to get started.. All of the sudden we hear a voice and we recognize it as Joey’s. :~:

Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it is time for the Miami Street Fight!!!!

:~: The crowd cheers loudly after their home being mentioned.. Then the words.. “They say I’m cocky.. and I say WHAT!?” are heard and the crowd begins to boo as Kid Rock’s “cocky” begins to play.. The crowd apparently, are willing to boo the faces in favor of their hometown heroes. :~:

Joey Styles: The following is schedule for one fall with no time limit.. Introducing first, from San Francisco California.. He is.. Tatum Coe!!!

:~:From behind the bus you see Tatum Coe emerge with a baseball bat in hand.. He walks towards the ref.. Once he’s five feet from him, his music dies down and then “Aenema” By Tool begins to play and the crowd goes wild.. nearly blowing the roof of the American Airlines Arena.. :~:

Joey Styles: and his opponent.. from Miami, Florida! [crowd gives a huge pop] He is… Titan 3!!!

:~: Titan 3 steps out of one of the police cars with a two clubs in hand.. He walks towards the ref as well and stops five feet from him just like Coe did.. Both men lock eyes as the ref signals with his arm to “get it on!” :~:

ODJ: For those not familiar with the ICWF, Street Fights have no commentating in them.. Why? Really don’t know... It might sound weird to you, but these fights have been named, by wrestlers in the ICWF and fans alike, one of the best type of matches to have and read in the ICWF.. so just sit back and enjoy. :o)

:~: The ref gets out of the way and Tatum Coe immediately goes after Titan 3 with the bat.. he swings wildly.. trying to hit Titan 3 but Titan 3 ducks and steps away.. avoiding the bat at all cost.. Tatum Coe continues to swing, but in one of the swings he loses his balance and Titan 3 takes advantage and nails Tatum Coe in the ribs with one of the clubs! Tatum Coe folds to his side in pain and Titan 3 nails him in the other side with the other club! Tatum Coe now falls to his knees and drops the bat.. Titan 3 doesn’t waste any time and nails Coe right between the eyes with the club again, this time dropping him to the floor.. Titan 3 drops the clubs and makes the pin.. The ref counts.. one! Two! Kick out! Titan 3 grabs the bat that Tatum had and then waits for Tatum Coe to get up.. Tatum does and Titan 3 nails him in the mid section! Tatum folds in pain again and Titan 3 drops the bat and then pulls Tatum in and hooks him for a Powerbomb!! Titan 3 wraps his arms around Tatum Coe, and lifts him up.. Tatum is able to grab one of the clubs as he is being pulled up, and as Titan 3 holds him up, Tatum nails him right between the eyes with it!! Titan 3 drops like a sack of bricks and Tatum falls on top of him.. Tatum gets off Titan 3 and checks his forehead to see if he’s bleeding.. nope.. Tatum makes it to his feet and picks up Titan 3, Tatum hooks him on the side and then drops Titan 3 with a Russian leg sweep, making the back of Titan 3’s head bounce off the concrete floor! Titan 3 holds his head as Tatum Coe pins him.. one! Two! Kick out by Titan 3! Tatum Coe makes it to his feet and then picks up Titan 3.. He then takes him down the street to where one of the cars is.. He then grabs Titan 3 by his head and smashes it against the trunk of the car.. Tatum Coe does this two more times and Titan 3 can barely get up.. Tatum Coe then takes Titan 3 away from the car.. but then grabs Titan 3 by his head and throws him up against the side window of the car head first, shattering it to pieces!! Titan 3 falls to the ground as pieces of glass go all over the place.. The camera focuses on Titan 3’s face and we see that he’s busted open!! Tatum Coe smiles and then makes the pin.. The ref counts! One! Two! Th.. Kick out by Titan 3! Coe smacks his hand up against the concrete floor upset.. He thought he had Titan 3 for the uh, 3. Coe picks Titan 3 back up and then throws him on top of the hood of the car.. Tatum Coe then climbs onto it himself.. and then picks up Titan 3.. He hooks him between his legs and calls for a Piledriver! Tatum pulls Titan 3 up but Titan 3 blocks it and instead Titan 3 back body drops Tatum Coe all the way down to the concrete floor! A disturbing thud is heard as Tatum Coe holds his head in pain! Titan 3 wipes the blood off of his face and then sees Tatum Coe laying flat on his back… Titan 3 jumps off the car and drops a leg across Tatum’s neck!! Titan 3 makes the pin and the ref counts! One! Two! Th.. kick out!! Titan 3 stumbles to his feet and then picks up Tatum Coe.. He takes him to the side of the other car.. Titan 3 opens the passenger side door and then tosses Tatum Coe inside.. He then pulls Tatum’s leg, and leaves it hanging out.. Titan 3 then opens the door as wide open as possible, and then slams it, crushing Tatum Coe’s leg!!! The crowd inside the arena cheers and Titan 3 opens the door one more time, and slams it one more time!! Tatum Coe is heard screaming inside the car.. Titan 3 pulls out Tatum Coe.. Tatum falls to the ground and Titan 3 hangs on to his bad leg and then goes for a Figure Four! He swings around, hooking it, but as he goes to grab the other leg, Tatum Coe nails him with “the club!” [you know that bar you put on your steering wheel so no one will steal your car] Titan 3 drops to the ground and appears out.. Tatum Coe reaches for his leg and rubs it, trying to see if it’s broken… he sees that is not and lays back down on the floor and tries to catch his breath.. The crowd inside the arena starts to applaud, and stomp their feet on the ground.. Hoping the two can hear them so they can start to get it on again.. Tatum Coe comes around first and stumbles to his feet.. He hops around for a little bit.. trying to get his knee in the right place, after Titan 3 crushes it.. Tatum Coe hops his way over to Titan 3 and picks him up.. He then takes him inside the alley between the two apartment buildings, where the metal barrel with fire burning inside of it is.. Tatum Coe whips Titan 3 towards one of the brick walls and Titan 3 hits hard!! Titan 3 drops to one knee and then Coe grabs him by his upper back and throws him against the burning barrel!! Flames go all over the place, even on top of Titan 3 after being smashed into it! The barrel is bent almost in half.. Tatum Coe picks up Titan 3, hooks him by the side and drops him with a side slam onto the top of the barrel!! Titan 3 holds his lower back which is in tremendous pain!! The crowd inside the arena is heard booing, but Coe can’t hear them, so he isn’t affected.. The people who are watching from the building start to chant Titan 3’s name and that bothers Coe.. Coe grabs a piece of burning wood, yes he grabs it by the part that’s not burning, gosh you people! He waits for Titan 3 who is trying to get up even after all he’s been through.. Titan 3 stumbles to his feet and Tatum Coe goes to smash him with the burning wood but Titan 3 gives Coe a kick to the chest.. sending him crashing against the wall. Titan 3 then picks up the bent out of shape barrel and tosses it at Tatum Coe.. Tatum moves out of the way barely avoiding the barrel.. Titan 3 then charges at Coe and so does who jumps up in the air and goes for a spinning heel kick! Titan 3 catches him though and then runs with Coe and drops him in a Powerbomb fashion into the hood of one of the cars!! Coe rolls off the car and falls to the ground.. Titan 3 doesn’t let up though as he grabs Coe and throws him over his shoulder.. Titan 3 then sees a street light post.. and then runs towards it and smashes Coe against it head first!! Coe drops to the ground But Titan 3 picks him back up.. We find ourselves in front of one of the stores, The 7 Eleven.. Titan 3 smiles and then he picks Coe.. He picks him up over his head and then throws him against the glass window, shattering it to pieces!! The crowd back inside the arena cheers loudly as the replay shows us Coe flying through the window, and landing on top of the magazine rack.. Titan 3 jumps inside the 7 Eleven.. He grabs a magazine, “ICWF’s Insane” Magazine with The Pit Viper on the cover.. Titan 3 opens it to the middle of it and a fold out poster of Pit Viper in a swimsuit folds out.. “wow” he says as he checks out the poster.. He tosses it to the side and goes after Coe, but sees that he’s gone.. Titan 3 looks around but sees him no where.. He walks around, past the slurpee and soda machines.. He reaches the ice coolers, and the goes past the beer coolers but can’t find Coe.. He reaches the front of the store again, and he’s by the candy section.. He then hears a noise behind him, he turns around and gets nailed in the face with a bag of ice!! Titan 3 stumbles onto the other glass window of the store and Tatum Coe appears with a 40 on each hand.. He swings with one and breaks it over Titan 3’s head! Titan 3 drops to one knee and Coe opens the other forty, drinks some of it and then dumps the rest of the contents on top of Titan 3.. “This is for my dead hommies” he says as he then picks up Titan 3 and throws him against the other glass window, shattering it to pieces!! Tatum Coe walks outside and picks up Titan 3 and then takes Titan 3 towards the beach.. and we find ourselves in the sand now.. Tatum Coe hooks Titan 3 in a bear hug but then rams him against on of the palm trees near by.. The sound of the water splashing in the water can be heard plus the sound of moaning.. The camera pans that way, and the light in the camera reveals a couple, in the middle of some very hardcore sexual activity.. “HEY!” shouts the guy and quickly gets off the girl and runs away.. The girl steps out and looks at Tatum Coe and smiles.. Tatum Coe smiles back and starts to head over the naked woman when Titan 3 tackles him down to the sand.. The women runs away.. and the camera comes back to the match where we see Titan 3 on top of Tatum Coe, punching away.. Titan 3 gets off Coe and he appears out.. Titan 3 drags him towards the pier, and then takes him up the steps.. He then drags Coe towards the highest part of the pier.. Titan 3 looks down, and sees that it’s a good 10 to 15 feet fall.. He smiles and then picks up Tatum Coe.. who is still woozy.. Titan 3 then hooks Tatum Coe between his legs.. He’s going to Powerbomb him all the way down to the wet sand!! Titan 3 lifts Tatum Coe, but as he has him up Tatum hangs on to Titan’s head and starts to punch him!! Titan 3 stumbles around and then Tatum Coe wraps his legs really good around Titan 3’s leg, and then drops backwards, delivering a Hurricanrana that sends flying all the way down!! Titan 3 lands hard on the wet send and is not moving a muscle.. The camera pans up and we see Tatum Coe hanging on to the edge of the pier. He pulls himself up and then we hear him walk back down it.. The camera focuses on Titan 3.. The salty water splashing against his unconscious body.. Tatum Coe finally arrives and simply pins Titan 3.. The ref reappears on the scene and makes the count on the sand.. one! Two! Three! No! Two! Two! Titan 3 lifted his shoulder at the last second! Tatum Coe irate gets up and on the refs face! The ref tells him it was only two! Only two! Tatum Coe shoves the ref to the side and then picks up the limp body of Titan 3.. Tatum Coe throws him over his shoulder and then begins to walks back towards the street.. They arrive there, and Coe looks at bus.. and smiles.. He walks over to it.. and then lays Titan 3 perfectly in front of the bus, face up.. Tatum Coe then runs to the back of the bus and disappears behind it.. The camera then pans up and we see Tatum Coe at the very top of the bus! He walks towards the front of it with a smile on his face.. as he reaches the edge, his smile is swept away as he sees that Titan 3 is not there! He panics slightly and begins to look for him.. He looks around the edges but sees nothing.. He then goes back to the front of the bus, to look there.. as he does.. a small door on the top of the bus opens up and there we see a bloody Titan 3! He climbs up.. and softly walks over to Tatum Coe.. He is almost near him when Tatum Coe turns around and nails him with a right hand! Another and one more! Titan 3 is rocking.. Tatum Coe takes a few steps back and then goes for a clothesline but Titan 3 nails him with a drop kick!! The top of the bus dents in after the two bodies landing hard on it.. Titan 3 gets up and so does Tatum Coe.. Titan 3 goes to grab Titan 3 but Tatum Coe gives him a kick to the mid section, grabs Titan 3’s head with both hands and delivers a face buster!! The roof of the bus bends in some more.. Tatum Coe flips Titan 3 over and makes the pin.. The ref who is on the floor, looking up.. counts on the side of the bus.. One! Two! Kick out by Titan 3!! Tatum Coe upset smacks his hands up against the bus and then makes it to his feet.. He picks up Titan 3 by his head and then goes to throw him over the edge! Titan 3 puts on the breaks though, elbows Tatum on the stomach, hooks him by the side and drops him back with a Russian Leg Sweep! Tatum’s head bounces off hard once again.. Probably the third time tonight he’s head bounces off of something.. Titan 3 gets up right away.. and then picks up Tatum Coe.. He hooks him between his legs and lifts him for a Reversed Powerbomb!! No, Titan 3 holds him in a crucifix Position! The crowd inside the arena cheer loudly.. Tatum Coe tries to get out of it but can’t and Titan 3 proceeds to drop him with Ground Zero, putting him through the roof of the bus!!! The crowd cheers even louder now after seeing the vicious move!! Titan 3 looks down at the hole he created with Tatum Coe’s body and then sees Tatum, laying on the floor of the bus awkwardly, not moving a muscle.. Titan 3 hops down to the inside of the bus.. and then makes the pin.. The ref goes inside the bus and counts.. One! Two!… THREE!!! The bell inside the arena rings.. Joey’s voice is heard again…:~:

Joey Styles: Here is your winner.. TITAN 3!!!

Miller: What a match we just witness Paco!! Oh My God!! How can Titan 3 be still alive!!

Paco: Hey Miller that’s what makes the ICWF’s wrestlers better than the rest.. They have the hearts of lions and bodies of well, Titans!! Titan 3 and Tatum Coe just gave us a hell of a show!! Wow, I almost finished this bottle of tequila that was suppose to be for Handy’s match!!

Miller: and incredible match.. We saw it all in this bout Paco!!!

Paco: We sure as hell did.. a Hurricanrana off a pier.. Powerbombs on cars, bodies through windows.. people having sex, and a Ground Zero through the roof of a bus!! Miller, I can barely breathe!

Miller: I think that means we got to take a break.. Folks we’ll be right back!!!

Paco: Yeah a break is good.. wooo.. I gotta piss….

:~:The camera takes us back to the street where the fight just took place… We see EMT’s attending Tatum Coe and Titan 3.. The show goes to commercial. :~:


I will survive! I will survive! Will bleed a lot, have broken bones and many new scars but I will survive! HEY! HEY!!

:~:The show comes back on the air and Mozz is shown in the back talking to some ICWF officials when he sees Derek Mobley walk by.. Mozz stops him and tells him he wants to talk to him.. :~:

Derek Mobley: What's on your mind?

Mozz: Hey man, I didn't have a chance to congratulate you. That was a great match you and I had, you beat me fare and square.. You deserve to be champion.

Derek Mobley: Well thanks man, you do to. It was indeed a hell of a fight. Whenever you want your rematch just let me know. I owe you that much.

Mozz: Ok I will.. Hey and I want you to know, that if you or HOP ever needs something from the Mozz.. Just let me know. I know it's hard to trust people these days.. But you can trust me.. I put a cold cut sandwich on it.. If you ever need anything, let me know bro. Even advice on women..

Derek Mobley: Uh, I think I can handle my own.. But alright playa, will do, thanks.

:~:They shake hands and Mobley walks away while the Mozz goes back to talking to the ICWF officials.. The camera now cuts to Miller and Paco. :~:

Miller: Now that’s what it is all about right there.. Great sportsmanship..

Paco: Sportsmanship blows in my mind but whatever..

Miller: Yeah I know you like heated feuds and major punishment between wrestlers!

Paco: Of course man! We’re not the Make-a-friend Foundation.. We are the ICWF.. and the “I” does stand for Insane, fruity..

Miller: Well I got another letter for you.. “N” as an NEXT! Our next match up is for the North American Title.. This one should be a good one as well!!

Paco: Hell yeah, it may not be hardcore rules or anything, but it does involve the one and only freak of pro-wrestling.. so that’s good enough for yours truly!

:~:The camera cuts to Joey.. :~:

Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen the next match up is schedule for one fall with a 20 minute time limit and it is for the North American Championship!!

:~: “Five Minutes Alone” By Pantera begins to play and the crowd boos loudly.. :~:

Joey Styles: Introducing first the challenger.. about to come down the ring from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.. He weights in at 246 pounds and stands at 6’4” tall.. Here is.. Pitbull!!!

:~: He walks down the ramp and gets inside the ring.. The crowd continues to boo until The arena lights fade, as we see the lime green "a splattered spam production" on the Insane-a-Tron. Suddenly "Chicken Huntin" by ICP begins to blare over the PA System, and as silver pyro shoots up from each of the turnbuckles, the house lights fade through different shades of green. Silverfreak, being accompanied by Cheasy M and the beautiful Reno makes his way down to the ring while the chants of "FREAK! FREAK! FREAK!" echo through the arena. Silverfreak makes his way around the ring, high fiving a few fans, then jumps in the ring. Cheasy M points towards the freaky one, as he climbs up on one of the turnbuckles and raises both fists in the air..:~:

Joey Styles: and his opponent. Being accompanied by Reno and Cheasy M.. From Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.. Here is the current undefeated.. undisputed.. North American Champion of the World… Silverfreak!!!

:~: Silverfreak gets down and hands the belt over to the ref.. as soon as he does he gets attacked by Pitbull with right hands! :~:

Miller: Silverfreak has become very popular over these last couple of weeks..

Paco: The ma is a natural when it comes to pleasing the fans.. but right now, he’s getting a popular ass kicking!

:~:Pitbull backs him into the corner and then whips him to the other side, no reversal by Silverfreak and Pitbull hits hard! Pitbull stumbles out of the corner and Silverfreak nails him with a jumping side kick to the face! Pitbull drops to the mat and Silverfreak quickly goes for the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Pitbull.. Silverfreak brings him back up to his fee and then whips him to the ropes.. Pitbull bounces off and Silverfreak goes for a clothesline, Pitbull ducks it though, swings around Silverfreak and drops him with a swinging DDT! Pitbull flips Silverfreak over and makes the pin.. one! Two! Kick out.. The crowd cheers as Cheasy M and Reno clap on the outside.. Pitbull picks up Silverfreak and applies an armbar.. Silverfreak tries to get out of it and does by reversing it.. Pitbull reverses it once again and this time he has good grip on it.. Pitbull then begins to ram his shoulder against Silverfreak’s arm.. making the hold that much painful. :~:

Miller: Pretty even match up so far Paco!!

Paco: Yeah.. man, Pitbull is doing the right thing.. If he wants to win the gold, he’s going to have to wear down the freakish one!

:~: Pitbull twist the arm more making it more painful on the champion.. Silverfreak tries to reverse it but can’t so he does the next best thing, thumb to the eye! Pitbull breaks the hold and starts blinking rapidly.. trying to get his vision back.. Silverfreak moves his arm around.. and then goes after Pitbull. He turns him around and nails him with a right hand.. Pitbull answers it though! Silverfreak delivers another one and Pitbull once again answers right back.. Silverfreak goes for one more but this one gets blocked and Pitbull nails him with a knee to the mid section. Pitbull then hooks Silverfreak and drops him with a hip toss.. Silverfreak lands on his ass and Pitbull then nails him with a drop kick to the back of his head! Silverfreak’s head is snapped forward.. Pitbull quickly picks him back up and whips him to the ropes, Silverfreak bounces off and Pitbull nails him with a back elbow to the face of Silverfreak! Silverfreak is down again and Pitbull continues with the quick pins! One! Two! Kick out!:~:

Miller: Pitbull looks very determined tonight.. He wants to win that N. A. Title!

Paco: He sure does.. but he needs to be more vicious.. just like a real Pitbull.

:~:Pitbull picks up Silverfreak and then scoops him up for a body slam but Silverfreak breaks free on the way up and falls behind Pitbull.. Silverfreak pulls back on the head of Pitbull and drops him with a reversed DDT! Silverfreak quickly makes the pin but Pitbull kicks out after two. Silverfreak makes it to his feet and picks Pitbull back up.. Silverfreak hooks him by his head, spins him around and drops him with his trademark Neckbreaker!! The crowd cheers and Silverfreak goes for the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Pitbull.. Silverfreak continues his attack as he picks up Pitbull.. He whips him to the ropes and Pitbull bounces off.. Silverfreak goes to pick him up but Pitbull avoids it by hopping over Silverfreak and landing behind him.. Pitbull then pushes Silverfreak to the ropes and then pulls him back down and gets him with a roll up pin! One! Two! Kick out by Silverfreak.. Both men jump to the their feet, Silverfreak charges at Pitbull but Pitbull stops him with a boot to the mid section.. Pitbull then scoops up Silverfreak, hooks him and drops him with a seat down Piledriver! :~:

Miller: Looks like he’s taking your advice Paco!

Paco: He better be, I use to be a manager, I know what I’m talking about!

:~: Pitbull hooks the leg for the pin, one! Two! Kick out by Silverfreak.. Pitbull curses and then makes it to his feet he then measures Syren and runs towards the ropes.. He bounces off and goes for a rolling thunder, but just as he is about to fall on Silverfreak, Silverfreak moves out of the way and Pitbull hits nothing but mat!! Silverfreak makes it to his feet and so does Pitbull holding his mid section! Silverfreak quickly hooks him and drops him with a Gutbuster!! All air appears to have left Pitbull’s body as he starts to turn green.. Silverfreak doesn’t mind the color and goes for the pin.. One! Two! Kick out by Pitbull. Silverfreak picks him back up, he then gives him a kick to the gut followed by a Piledriver!! Silverfreak goes for yet another pin but Pitbull still kicks out! Silverfreak stands up and throws his arms to the side.. as if he’s waiting for Pitbull to get up.. Pitbull gets air back on his lungs and slowly but surely comes around.. He makes it to his feet only to get trapped by Silverfreak with a Sleeper Hold!! Pitbull throws his arms wildly as the crowd comes to their feet anticipating the match to be over soon..:~:

Miller: Well this could be the end to Pitbull’s chance at gold!!

Paco: Well if he’s meant to be a champion he’ll find a way to get out of the sleeper hold.. If not, well, you will get other changes..

:~: Pitbull starts to fade away as you see his knees weaken.. The ref grabs Pitbull’s arm and lifts it.. it drops.. The ref lifts it a second time and this time it holds.. Pitbull swings his arms around again and this time he grabs Silverfreak’s head and goes for a jawbreaker but Silverfreak lets go and Pitbull falls on his ass hard! Silverfreak pulls him back up and applies the sleeper hold again!! Pitbull continues to fight and this time he backs Silverfreak fast into the corner, squashing him there! Pitbull stumbles away from Silverfreak but Silverfreak quickly hooks him again with the sleeper!! The ref makes sure the hold is not a choke, and as he does, Pitbull kicks back, nailing Silverfreak right in the jewels!! The ref doesn’t see but wonders what happened.. Silverfreak holds on to his jewels as Reno looks from the outside concerned, what? No freaky d***y tonight!? NOOOO! Ahem.. Pitbull grabs Silverfreak and sets him on the top.. He then climbs the corner, pulls up Silverfreak, hooks him and drops him with a Superplex!!:~:

Miller: What’s that old saying Paco? If all fails then..

Paco: Cheat! That’s right cheat! Pitbull needs to do whatever he can to win the title.. If it takes cheating to do it, then so be it.

:~: Pitbull rolls over on top of Silverfreak and makes the pin.. one! Two! Kick out by Silverfreak. Pitbull makes it to his feet and then grabs Silverfreak’s feet.. He hooks them for a Boston Crab but catapults Silverfreak instead into the corner!! Silverfreak hits face first into the top turnbuckle and almost appears as if he breaks his neck.. Scary moment there! Pitbull nails Silverfreak in the back of the head a few times and then pulls back on his head, hooks him and drops him with a reversed Suplex!! Pitbull goes for the pin, one! Two! Kick out by Silverfreak!! Pitbull seems to be a bit frustrated.. He picks up Silverfreak again and then whips him to the ropes.. Silverfreak bounces off and Pitbull catches him and drops him with a spinning Spinebuster!! Pitbull jumps to his feet and tells the crowd is over.. They boo him loud and he smiles, then goes for the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out!! The crowd gives a huge roar and Pitbull smacks the mat.. He thought he had it.. Pitbull calls for his finisher and then picks up Silverfreak, he hooks him for the Pitfall [Impaler] but as he turns Silverfreak around, Silverfreak pushes him off and Pitbull crashes into the corner! Silverfreak quickly walks over.. lifts Pitbull for and drops him face first into the top turnbuckle! Pitbull’s head snaps backwards and falls to the ground… Pitbull stumbles back and stumbles right into Silverfreak who hooks him with the Riga Mortis!! [Tazzmission] Pitbull fights the dreadful submission.. but after a while he finally taps!! They bell rings!!:~:

Joey Styles: Here is your winner and STILL the North American Champion… SILVERFREAK!!!

:~:The ref hands Silverfreak his title and he raises it high in the air.. The crowd continues to cheer. :~:

Miller: Well a hard fought match up there, Pitbull gave it his all but came up a little short..

Paco: Yeah, but Pitbull shouldn’t feel ashamed.. he put up a hell of a fight.. Maybe down the line he will win a title..

:~: The camera switches to the back where we see Titan 3 arriving at the arena.. He has been stitched up and bandages adorn different parts of his body.. He walks inside the arena and then stops at a soda & snacks machine. As he stands there, trying to figure out what he wants, he starts to laugh when a truly pissed off Lady Rage shows up and stand before him. :~:

Lady Rage: You shouldn't off done that to Kali last week Titan. He's truly pissed off now.

Titan 3: Do I look like I care what that Ghetto Rat is up to?

Lady Rage: You should, cuz he's right behind you?

:~:Looking down at her, Titan 3 smiles and starts shaking his finger in front of her face. :~:

Titan 3: Do you think I'll fall for that trick? I know I was just dropped on my head like 10 times but I'm not that stupid.

Lady Rage: Well, I don't lie. You should know that.

:~:Miller, back in the arena starts shouting down as the crowd boos at ringside. :~:

Miller: Look!! Killa Kali is behind him!!

Paco: See, she isn't a lying floozy like you said!

Miller: I never said that. Nevermind! Titan 3, Lookout!!

:~:Up on the screen, a mean looking Killa Kali stands behind Titan 3. As Lady Rage moves out of the way, Killa Kali grabs him by the back of the head and starts shouting as he rams Titan 3s head against the soda machine several times. :~:

Killa Kali: All this fighting is making me thirsty viper boy. Thought I was done for didn't ya!!?!

:~:After ramming his head against the machine several times, several sodas come falling out of the machine. Killa Kali pauses to open one and take a drink before shaking another one up and spraying Titan 3 with the contents of the soda. Looking at the candy machine, Killa Kali grins. :~:

Killa Kali: You know, I'm a little hungry T. Got some change for me? No? That's ok!

:~:Getting a running start, Killa Kali takes Titan 3 and charges him at the candy machine and crashes him through it head first. Reaching in, Killa Kali grabs some Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and opens up a package and starts eating. Reaching inside while he eats, he clears the machine of candy and then stuffs Titan 3 inside of it. While this was going on, Lady Rage went and got a 4X4 Ford Explorer and a tow chain. Hooking it up, Killa Kali waves at the booing fans and gives them the finger. Hopping in the truck, he screeches the tires and drives off, dragging the candy machine with Titan 3 inside.:~:

. Miller: Oh My God!! He's kidnapped Titan 3!!

Paco: Nah, they are just going for a joy ride..

:~: The camera shows us the truck dragging the machine out of the arena and then disappearing from our view. The show takes the last commercial of the night.. :~:


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:~:The show comes back on the air and we see that the cell has been lowered to the ring… We see that the ropes have been replaced with electrified barbwire and that in the corners, you have exploding boards. On the outside you see tables, ladders and chairs.. crowd: “OH MY!” along with other weapons.. The bell rings 3 times and the camera cuts to Joey who is standing outside of the cage.. :~:

Joey Styles: Ladies it’s time for the MAIN…. EVENT! [crowd cheers] The following match is schedule for one fall with no time limit.. and it’s an Exploding Hell in a Cell match!!

:~:The crowd cheers loudly and then the sound of Ambulance Sirens is heard and the crowd goes wild as Handy Man comes out from the back.. He looks around at the crowd and smiles..:~:

Joey Styles: Introducing first, the man making his return to the ICWF from Barrie, Ontario.. Canada! He weights in at 235 pounds and stands at 5’10” tall… Here is.. Handy Man!!!

:~:He walks down the ramp and then looks at the steel cage.. He smiles again and gets inside.. as soon as he does.. “Pain” By 2pac begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction.. Killa Kali comes out with his manager, Lady Rage.. :~:

Joey Styles: and his opponent.. making his way to the ring from South Central, Los Angeles.. Here is the current undefeated, undisputed.. European Champion.. Killa Kali!!!

:~:He stops in front of the cage and looks at it.. and then looks at his opponent inside of it.. He nods and then takes off his title and hands it over to Lady Rage.. He then goes inside the cage and it is locked behind him.. Kali gets inside the ring and then the electrified barbwire ropes are charged up.. you hear a low hissing sound, letting you know they are active.. Both men come face to face..:~:

Miller: Well Paco, this must be one of your dreams right here.. Almost an orgasmic experience for you huh?

Paco: Well I wouldn’t go that far.. but seeing two of my favorites going at it is definitely great.. and look, another bottle of Tequila! Handy Man definitely got my back!!!

:~:The trash talking begins and as soon as the bell rings both men start to exchange blows!! The fierce hardcore competitions don’t back down and continue to exchange blows.. Finally the bigger Kali gets the advantage and then picks up Handy Man and body slams him in the mat! Handy Man bounces right back up though and then he lifts Killa Kali and slams him on the mat! Kali gets back up right away too and then gives Handy Man a kick to the gut, hooks him and drops him with a suplex!! Handy Man gets up from that too and returns the favor, hooking and connecting with a suplex of his own.. Killa Kali gets up right away and charges at Handy Man but Handy Man drops him with a drop toe hold! Handy Man then quickly gets up and begins to stomp on Kali’s back.. Handy Man then picks him back up and whips him towards the barbwire ropes.. Killa Kali is able to put on the breaks though and not touch the ropes.. He turns around and Handy Man is there to shock him, and then nail him with a drop kick!! Killa Kali gets send into the barbwire ropes and gets electrocuted!! The shock lost for about five seconds before letting him go.. Killa drops to his knees and you se the red marks in his back from the shocks.. Handy Man smiles and he picks up Killa Kali.. He whips him again to the ropes but Killa Kali reverses it, pulls Handy man in and drops him with a short arm clothesline!:~:

Miller: and Killa Kali suffers the first bite of those electrified ropes!!

Paco: What’s cooking? Oh, Kali is!! Hehehe..

:~: Miller shakes his head as Paco’s corny joke wasn’t funny.. He proceeds to drink though as back in the ring.. Killa Kali picks up Handy Man and whips him to the ropes.. Handy Man hits and he too feels the shocks!! Handy Man falls to his knees and Killa Kali measures him and gives him a swift kick to the side of the head! Handy Man drops but Killa Kali picks him back up.. Killa Kali hooks Handy Man, lifts him up in the air and drops him with a Brainbuster.. Killa Kali makes the pin but only gets one. Killa Kali picks Handy Man back up and whips him towards one of the corners.. Handy Man puts on the breaks though and reverses the whip, sending Killa Kali to the other side.. Killa Kali also puts the breaks and turns around.. Both men charge at each other and lock up.. Handy Man applies a head lock but Killa Kali quickly gets out of it with a side suplex.. Kali makes it to his feet and picks up Handy Man, Killa Kali hooks him from behind into a full nelson and then drops him with a Full Nelson Slam!! Killa Kali follows that up with a pin but Handy Man kicks out almost right away.. Killa Kali picks Handy Man back up, but as he does, Handy Man nails him with a low blow!! Killa Kali holds his jewels and folds in pain as Handy Man then whips him towards one of the corners.. Killa Kali hits and an the turnbuckle blows up.. Sending Killa Kali flying down to the mat!! :~:

Miller: Oh and he’s going to feel that one tomorrow!!

Paco: He sure is, man, those are some powerful explosives! They sent Kali flying to the middle of the ring!!

:~: Handy Man begins to stomp on Kali’s burnt back and then flips him over and makes the pin.. one! Two! Kick out by Kali.. Handy Man picks him back up and hooks him for the Handy Slam.. he gets him up and connects with it!! The crowd cheers loudly as Handy Man now goes for the pin.. one! Two! Kick out by Kali!! Handy Man is a bit upset but continues his attack.. He picks up a woozy Killa Kali.. and then gives him a kick to the gut.. He then hooks him between his legs but Kali quickly back body drops him! Kali drops to one knee as Handy Man is slow to get up.. Kali gets up and turns around.. Handy Man gets up too and bounces himself off the ropes and flings himself at Kali.. Kali catches Handy Man though and then drops him neck first across the electrified ropes!! Handy Man shakes for five seconds before dropping to the mat! Handy Man holds his neck and is in critical pain! Killa Kali pays him no mind though and picks up Handy Man, he then turns him around and hooks him for a German suplex.. Killa Kali gets Handy man up and delivers the release suplex, right into one of the corners!! Another explosion goes off as Handy Man gets put through one of the boards!! Killa Kali sees Handy Man and he is now burnt up too.. Killa Kali inches his way over and makes the pin.. One! Two! Kick Out by Handy Man!! Killa Kali curses and he gets back up to his feet.. He then picks up Handy Man and tosses him out of the ring in “royal rumble” fashion. Handy Man falls hard on the outside and crashes against the steel cell wall.:~:

Miller: Woah, he sent Handy Man flying there!!

Paco: Yes he did, but what’s important here is that Handy Man is out of the ring.. so Kali will too.. Meaning that this match is about to go to a whole new level.. Hell yeah!

:~: Killa Kali walks towards one of the corners where the boards have already been blown up.. He then climbs it and measures Handy Man.. he dives off and connects with a flying head butt!!! The crowd gives a huge “OH!” after the high risk maneuver. Killa Kali makes the pin and the other ref on the outside makes the count.. One! Two! Kick out. Killa Kali is a bit surprised but doesn’t think too much about it.. He looks under the ring and pulls out.. you guessed it.. a table!! The crowd cheers as Killa Kali sets it up and then goes after Handy Man.. he lifts him and takes him to the corner.. Killa Kali is about to hook him when Handy Man surprises him with a right hand! Another! Another! Killa Kali is rocking.. Handy Man quickly hooks him by the mid section, lifts him and drops him through the table with a belly to belly suplex!!! The crowd cheers loudly after Handy Man’s great move.. He doesn’t go for the pin.. instead he goes to pull another table from the bottom of the ring! He gets it and sets it up.. He then looks under the ring and pulls out some gasoline with a lighter!! The crowd cheers and Handy Man puts the gasoline on top of the table.. Handy Man goes to light it but he gets turned around by Killa Kali who comes out of nowhere with a chair, and he smashes Handy Man with it!! Handy Man drops to the ground like a sack of potatoes.. Killa Kali lays the chair in the floor and then picks up Handy Man, he hooks him between his legs and Pile-drives him into it!!:~:

Miller: Oh Paco! We almost saw a flaming table.. but Killa Kali is too good for that! Handy Man is going to have to work harder!

Paco: Yeah I know.. Don’t worry tough.. I’m sure Handy Man will put him through that flaming table!!

:~: Killa Kali picks up Handy Man and then whips him towards the cage.. Handy Man hits face first and almost falls to the mat but Killa Kali is there.. He pulls back on Handy Man’s head and goes for a Reverse DDT, but Handy Man quickly turns around, hooks Killa Kali and sends him crashing against the cage with a Northern Lights Suplex! Killa Kali hits the cage upside down and then lands hard on his neck.. Handy Man tries to get it together but he’s tired.. he’s been burnt, shocked and thrown.. He can take it, but will also take a break whenever possible.. He sees Killa Kali beginning to move so he goes after him.. he stomps on Kali’s chest and then looks under the ring for more goodies.. He pulls out a 2 x 4 and smiles.. Handy Man picks up Killa Kali and then winds back and swings, but misses as Killa Kali steps out of the way.. Kali then nails Handy Man with a hard right hand.. Handy Man drops the piece of wood and Kali quickly hooks him from the side and drops him with a Front Russian Leg Sweep!! Handy Man’s face bounces off the steel chair that was used before! Killa Kali flips Handy Man over and makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out!! Kali walks over to the table now and grabs the lighter.. he flips it, and the flame comes on.. Kali tosses the lighter on top of the table and it comes to burning life!! The crowd gives a huge “OH!” as something big is about to happen. Killa Kali picks up Handy Man and then grabs him by his neck with both hands!! The crowd feels Kali’s finisher coming but Handy Man breaks the hold and nails Killa Kali with a head butt! Kali stumbles around and Handy Man quickly hooks him and drops him with a second Olympic Slam!! This one though puts Killa Kali through the burning table!!:~:

Miller: Oh that one is going to burn big time!!

Paco: He did it! He used a flaming table! Handy Man is the man!! More Tequila, gotta have more tequila!!

:~:The ref puts the fire out with the fire extinguisher.. Handy Man dusts himself off and you see a few minor burns here and there.. Kali got the worst of it of course.. and his back is a burnt black bloody mess.. Handy man makes the pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Th.. kick out by Killa Kali!! Handy Man can’t believe it and grabs the ref! The ref tells him only two but Handy Man is not having it so he nails the ref with a right hand!! The ref inside the ring tells Handy Man to knock it off! Handy Man flips him over and then goes after Killa Kali.. He picks him up and then whips him towards the steel post.. no, Killa Kali holds firm and it’s him that whips Handy Man, towards the door of the cage! Handy Man hits face first and falls on his back.. a burnt Killa Kali picks him back up and whips him again towards the door of the cage.. Handy Man hits harder this time, so hard that he knocks the door of it’s hinges causing him to go flying out of the cage!!! Killa Kali grabs the 2 X 4 and then stumbles to the outside.. Handy Man starts to get up but he gets send back down by Killa Kali who breaks the 2 x 4 over Handy Man’s back!! Killa Kali quickly flips him over now and applies a pin! One! Two! Kick out!! Handy Man gets up and shakes his head.. He then looks up the cage.. and decides to climb it! the crowd begins a chant of “Handy! Handy!” Trying to get him to revive.. Killa Kali reaches the top of the cage.. He throws his arms up high in the air and the crowd boos him loudly!:~:

Miller: What’s Killa Kali thinking about!! The match is inside the cage, not outside!!

Paco: Hey there is no rule.. If he wants to go outside, let him go outside I say!

:~:Killa Kali looks down and sees Handy Man getting up.. Handy Man looks up and Killa Kali tells him to “bring it!” Handy Man actually smiles and begins to climb the cage! The crowd cheers him on.. Handy Man reaches the top, but as soon as he gets up, he gets run over by Killa Kali with a clothesline! Killa Kali now picks him up, and body slams him hard on the top of the cage.. Killa Kali then grabs one of Handy Man’s legs and applies a half Boston Crab!! Handy Man screams in pain… The ref on the floor tries to see what’s going on but can’t.. Handy Man tries to get out of the hold but to no avail.. Killa Kali seats back on the hold, making it that more painful.. Handy Man starts to fade away.. Killa Kali continues the hold, draining whatever energy is left in Handy Man’s body.. The crowd though, try to bring him back by starting a “Handy Man!” chant.. It’s not working though as Handy Man appears totally out from the pain.. Killa Kali finally lets go of the hold and tells the crowd is over!! Killa Kali picks up the limp body of Handy Man and then grabs him by the neck!! He calls for a Chokeslam, he lifts Handy Man up but instead off Choke-slamming him in the cage, Killa Kali throws him off the cage!!! Screams and jeers are heard as we see Handy Man’s body fly down and crash onto the commentators table, shattering it to pieces!! A chant of “Holy Shit! Holy Shit!” quickly fills the arena!:~:

Miller: OH MY GOD!! Handy Man almost landed on our laps!!!

Paco: You shall be so lucky.. Ha! But holy shit folks!! Handy Man was just thrown off the top of the cage!! That’s some good 30 to 40 feet!! Handy Man are you ok!? Handy!? Wake up Handy!!

:~: Handy Man is unconscious, not moving a muscle.. Killa Kali starts to come down the cage.. He eventually makes it to the bottom and then looks around at the crowd, who are booing him loudly.. He laughs it off and then pins the motionless body of Handy Man… The ref comes around and counts.. One! Two! Th.. kick out!! Kick out!! Handy Man kicks out and the crowd goes wild!!! Killa Kali can’t believe it!! He can’t believe it! Neither can the crowd, hell not even I believe it! Handy Man still has life left!! Killa Kali starts throwing a fit.. The crowd cheers and then a “Handy! Handy!” chant breaks out.. Killa Kali ignores them and tries to pick up Handy Man.. he’s not responding.. Kali does all he can to get him up and finally does.. Kali throws him over his shoulder and then takes a running start and goes to smash him against the cage but Handy Man breaks free, falls behind Killa Kali and pushes him onto the cage! Kali hits face first and falls to the mat!! Handy Man falls as well as that fall has definitely taken most of his energy. Killa Kali gets up again and walks over to Handy Man, he stars to pick him up but Handy Man surprises him with an inside cradle!! The ref quickly gets down and makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Kali!! The pin is broken and Kali makes it to his feet quickly and begins stomping on Handy Man.. He then picks up Handy Man and whips him towards the guard rail.. Handy Man surprisingly reverses it and Killa Kali crashes against the railing..:~:

Miller: Where is Handy Man getting all this energy from!? He should be broken down right now.. Hell even dead.. but he’s not.. he’s alive and still kicking!!

Paco: I know, that’s why he’s one of the most hardcore muthas in the biz.. and in the ICWF.. But don’t sell Killa Kali short.. he still has a lot of fight in him too!

:~: Handy Man walks over to Killa Kali and then grabs him, no, Kali nails him with an upper cut.. Handy Man stumbles backwards and Kali goes for a round house punch.. Handy Man ducks that one and Killa Kali spins around.. Handy Man hooks him from behind and drops him with a belly to back suplex!! The crowd cheers as Handy Man continues to fight.. Handy Man gets up.. holds his ribs in pain.. and then looks up the cage.. He then does the unthinkable, he starts climbing it again!! The crowd doesn’t know how to react.. Handy Man reaches the top as Killa Kali comes around.. Handy man calls Killa Kali and tells him to bring it!!! Kali smile and starts to climb the cage again! The crowd starts to cheer now at these two crazy sons of bitches.. Kali reaches the top and Handy Man helps him up by pulling him by his hair and then nailing him with a clothesline! Handy Man picks Killa Kali back up and then hooks him for a Powerbomb, no! Killa Kali back body drops him in the middle of the cage!! Kali makes a pin and the ref all the way at the bottom makes the count.. one! Two! kick out!! Killa Kali jumps to his feet and tells the crowd is over.. It’s street sweeper time! The crowd boos as Killa Kali picks up Handy Man and then grabs him by his neck with both hands!! Killa Kali lifts Handy Man, but as he does, Handy Man nails him with a mule kick to the chest, breaking the hold! Both men fall in the middle of the cage and wee see the roof rip a little! Handy Man quickly walks over to Killa Kali he picks him up and then turns him around and hooks him for a German Suplex!! Hand Man lifts him and delivers it right in the middle of the cage!! Handy Man doesn’t let go though as he brings up Killa Kali again and delivers the German suplex again but this time the expected happens, the cell gives way and both men fall through the roof of the cage, land hard on the ring and put a hole through it!!! :~:

Miller: Oh.. My.. God.. [faints]

Paco: Wake up you fruitcake! Miller this is f’n awesome!! They just went through the roof of the cage!! They just went through the ring, and hell, they probably put a hole through the f’n floor! Miller wake up!! I’m out of Tequila, go get me some.. Wake up!!

:~:The 3 refs get inside the cage, the electrified barbwire is turned off and they get inside the ring.. They look inside the hole and to their surprise.. See a hand reach out.. Another hand appears and that wrestler pulls himself up.. is Handy Man! Handy Man then reaches inside the hole and pulls out Killa Kali!! Handy Man then with one last effort, throws his arm on top of Kali, making a pin! One of the ref quickly makes the count.. one! Two! Three!!! Bell rings!! :~:

Joey Styles: Here is your winner……..HANDY MAN!!!

Paco: He did it!! The Handicapper defeated Killa Kali!! Miller wake up you wuzz, you just missed a hell of a match!!! Encore! Encore!!

:~: EMTs rush to the ring as the cage begins to be elevated.. The credits begin to roll as the show has gone well past the two hour limit.. The camera switches views and we find ourselves in the Miami Police Station… Inside a cell we see ODJ, seating down, looking up at small black and white TV with a huge smile on his face.. FNH comes to an end with the scene fading to black.:~: