:~:A commercial finishes and then the screen goes black.. The ICWF logo flashes and then you see a white-hot fire at the bottom of your screen slowly coming up.. a few seconds later all you see is an inferno, and it seems as if your screen has erupted into flames.. then through the middle of the firewall you have 3 words come at you like fireballs, one after the other.. First it's Friday then Night then Heat... when the word Heat explodes in the screen the fire clears and the new FNH intro begins to play.. :~:

:~:After it finishes fire gets started again and eats up the screen then goes out just like that leaving the words: "Friday Night Heat" in the middle of the screen with fire burning on the top of them.. The screen fades to black and then it comes back in the backstage area.. We see El Linchador getting some peanuts out of a snack machine when George Washington, Angel’s partner, stands next to him.. El Linchador looks to his left, sees him, and jumps back, half scared to death, as George was inches from his face.. El Linchador is about to say something to him when Angel creeps up from behind and nails him with a chair!! El Linchador drops to his knees and Angel begins to repeatedly hit El Linchador with the chair across his back!! El Linchador is laid out in the floor but Angel continues until a bunch of refs come and pull Angel off of El Linchador. The camera fades to black and after a few seconds… The sounds of fans screaming and cheering is heard as the screen comes back and shows us the inside of the Charleston Civic Center in Charleston, West Virginia where FNH is being held! The arena is packed and the fans are going wild, fire works go off in the main entrance, in the ring and above the Insane-A-Tron. After the great light show, the camera cuts to Paco and Miller.:~:

Miller: Welcome everyone to Friday Night Heat!!! I am your host Genuine Miller and next to me, is the man no longer in the brings of sobriety but back to his old drunken self!!

Paco: You damn right.. I should have never stop drinking.. That wasn’t the problem.. It never was, and it never will be.. Just keep in mind that while I may be half drunk most of the time, I will still keep my beautiful figure.. and keep my act clean.. even though I’m, well, drunk!!

Miller: Well I’ll have to see that happen before I actually believe it.

Paco: Well I don’t care if you do or if you don’t Miller.. But check it out.. Check out my head, notice anything different?

Miller: Uh, you’re wearing a hat?

Paco: Not just any hat you dimwit!! This is the very first, the official PACO Hat!! After 3 long years I have finally gotten some merchandise made for me!! Wooo! Look, I even got a beanie hat!!

Miller: That’s super Paco. Folks, what a way to start off FNH.. Angel and his cohort George Washington, Laid out El Linchador!!

Paco: Yeah, that was just not cool. But Angel has said it time and time again.. He will continue to attack El Linchador until he is given, what according to him, he deserves, a shot at the LW title!

Miller: He doesn’t deserve a shot at that title! Jay Maddox does, after all, he did defeat Angel!

Paco: Hey I’m on your side, relax. I’m just telling you what he says..

Miller: Well I’m sure Angel and El Linchador will get it on some day.. But it won’t be today, as today they will meet in a tag team match!!

Paco: If they meet tonight! After all, Angel just laid out El Linchador!!

Miller: Good point, we will keep you posted fans on this issue.. right now though, it’s time for the opening bout!!

Paco: Awesome, like I always say..

Miller: Let’s get this party started!!

Paco: Hey I told you about that shit!!

:~:The camera switches over to Joey who is ready to make the introductions.. :~:

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time for the opening bout.. The following is a “grudge” match scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit…

:~: “Bled for Days” By Static X begins to play and the crowd boos loudly as the Death Rebel member makes his way to the ring..… :~:

J. Styles: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Limerick, Ireland… Here is Death Rebel member… Darodine !!!

:~:He gets inside the ring and awaits his opponent.. His music dies down and then “Fuck Authority” By Pennywise begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly… :~:

J. Styles: and his opponent.. Making his way to the ring from Aberdeen, Scotland.. Here is HOP2K member.. Andy Murray!!!

:~:Andy Murray makes his way to the ring, and Darodine quickly slides out of it, and meets him at the end of the ramp and begins to switch blows with him!!:~:

Miller: and here we have a couple of Europeans who couldn’t wait to get it on!!

Paco: and no they don’t hate each other because their from different countries, but because they are in different stables! This is a hatred rivalry Miller!!

:~:Both men continue to exchange blows until Andy gets the upper hand with a knee to Darodine’s mid section. .Andy then whips Darodine to the guard rail and Darodine hits hard. Murray now grabs Darodine and throws him inside… He follows suit and the bell rings, getting the match officially started. Andy picks Darodine and whips him to the ropes, Darodine bounces off and Andy Murray sends him flying with a back body drop! Andy Murray picks him back up, and hooks him in an arm bar.. Darodine looks for a way to get out of it, and does, by reversing it.. He breaks it though, turns Murray around and nails him with a forearm to the face!! Murray stumbles to the ropes ad Darodine nails him with a drop kick, sending him through the ropes onto the floor outside! Darodine waits for Murray to get up on the outside, he eventually does and Darodine uses the ropes to pull himself over them, and connect with a cross body block on Murray!!:~:

Miller: Darodine and Murray are going at it like there is no tomorrow Paco!!

Paco: and that’s the way it’s got to be, I mean if you want to be successful in the ICWF, you have to fight every match like it’s your last!

:~: Darodine picks up Andy Murray and then rams his head against the ring.. He does it a couple of more times, and then throws him inside the ring. Darodine goes in himself and picks up Murray.. He whips him towards the corner but Murray reverses it and Darodine hits hard! Murray quickly follows it up with a Lariat on the corner! Andy Murray sets Darodine at the top, and then climbs it himself.. He is standing on the top turnbuckle and pulls up Darodine, he hooks him and drops him with a Top Rope Inverted DDT!! The crowd cheers loudly after seeing the great move! Andy flips Darodine over and makes the pin… One! Two! Kick out by Darodine.. Andy Murray sits Darodine up.. He then walks behind him and nails him with a hard kick to the back. Andy Murray picks Darodine up and hooks him for a suplex, he gets him up and connects with it! Andy goes for another pin but only gets two. Andy Murray picks Darodine back up and whips him to the ropes.. Darodine bounces off and Andy Murray goes for a clothesline, but Darodine ducks it. Darodine bounces off the other side and both men go for a clothesline, and knock each other down!!:~:

Miller: We’re back at square one with this one Paco!

Paco: Yeah, these two met a couple of weeks ago… and Andy Murray barely got the win over Murray. That match, just like this one, is very even!

:~:Both men start to get up.. and Darodine is the first surprisingly.. He stumbles over to Murray and picks him up, he then hooks him by the waist side, lifts him and drops him with a Backbreaker. Darodine makes a quick pin but Murray kicks out after two… Darodine picks him back up and whips him to the ropes.. Murray bounces off and Darodine goes for a back body drop but Murray leap frogs over him. Darodine turns around just as Murray bounces off and sprays him in his eyes with the green and red mist!! Murray cover his eyes and Darodine quickly wraps his arms around Murray and applies a bear hug.. The ref no knowing what to do, after seeing the mist, just lets the match continues and asks Murray if he gives it up? Murray shouts no and Darodine lets him go, and then nails him with a hard head butt! Darodine bounces himself off the ropes and delivers another head butt, this one to the shoulder of Murray.. Darodine makes another pin and the ref counts, one! Two! Kick out! :~:

Miller: Paco, you said you had found out what the green and red stuff Darodine spits out is..

Paco: Yeah, I got it right here.. It’s a mixture of poison mist, and whiskey! Figure that one out!

:~:Darodine picks Murray back up and then takes him to the corner, he then grabs Murray by his head and smashes it against the top turnbuckle.. Darodine does it a couple of more times and then hooks Murray for a belly to back suplex, but instead of dropping him, he sets him up on the top turnbuckle.. He tells the crowd is over as he goes to hook Murray for the Celtic Cross, Murray wiggles out of it though and then nails Darodine in the back of the head with an elbow.. Darodine stumbles towards the middle of the ring as Darodine turns around, and then jumps off the corner and nails Darodine with a flying clothesline!! Murray makes it to his feet and then picks Darodine up.. He now tells the crowd is over and he hooks Darodine up for The Highland Hangover.. Murray gets Darodine up but Darodine wiggles around and manages to break free and fall behind Murray.. He hooks him for a German suplex and delivers it with a bridge! The ref swings around and counts! One! Two! Three! Murray kicks out but it’s too late.. the ref calls for the bell..:~:

J. Styles: Here is your winner… DARODINE!!!

Miller: and Darodine wins by a hair!!!

Paco: Man the first match was a close one, the second one is a close one, but we do have a different winner.. for those of you keeping track.. we stand even at 1-1.

:~: Murray argues with the ref as Darodine starts to get out of the ring.. Suddenly, "Chicken Huntin" by ICP begins to blare over the PA System as the rest of HOP2K come running down to the ring. Mark Horak and Tatum Coe both have steel chairs and Silverfreak is carrying his ICWF North American title. :~:

Miller: Uh oh!! It looks like HOP2K is coming down to get a little payback from last week's attack!

Paco: Yeah and Darodine is all by his lonesome!

:~: Tatum Coe is first to slide into the ring, Darodine swings at him but Tatum Coe ducks, and as Darodine turns around.. Coe nails him with his steel chair, sending Darodine to the mat!! Horak is next, as he swings and connects right onto the lower back of, the now nearly unconscious, Darodine!! Silverfreak points to Andy Murray as the crowd goes wild! :~:

Miller: The crowd is going nuts! Looks like Silverfreak wants Murray to put the finishing touches on this massacre.

:~: Andy throws the ref to the outside and then he picks Darodine's limp body up, as Tatum slips a chair underneath him. Murray then drills Darodine into the chair with the Highland Hangover! The camera zooms in to see that Darodine is busted wide open. Silverfreak grabs a mic and begins to speak. :~:

Silverfreak: Hey Darodine, where are your little buddies now huh? How come they’re not out here to help you attack us from behind?

:~: Silverfreak bends over and puts the mic in Darodine's face, but he gets no response. :~:

Silverfreak: Now at Insane Massacre III, I'll give you credit. You guys tricked me, and you tricked the entire world when you made a name for yourselves at MY expense. Well, how does it feel now, when the tables are turned? How does it feel Darodine?

:~: Once again, Silverfreak bends over and puts the mic in Darodine's face. As Darodine is about to say something, Silverfreak kicks him in the ribs. :~:

Silverfreak: Wrong answer! You see this is all a game of survival of the fittest. On one side you have four of the greatest wrestlers on the face of the Earth! Then opposing us, we have the most un-charismatic bunch of knuckleheads ODJ could find. Well, Darodine.. you go run to the back, and you go give the rest of the Death Rebels a little message for me, okay?

:~: Horak and Murray roll Darodine out of the ring, a couple of refs come out and help him to his feet.. they start to head up the entrance ramp. :~:

Silverfreak: You let them know that at Ultimate Survival III, We are making it our personal business to put the Death Rebels out of commission, forever!

:~: As Darodine heads off to the backstage area, Mark Horak, Andy Murray, Tatum Coe and Silverfreak all climb up to the top of a ring post and raise their hands in the air as "Chicken Huntin" by ICP begins to blare over the PA System again. Silverfreak raises the ICWF North American title high above his head as the crowd begins to chant "FREAK! FREAK! FREAK!".:~:


I will survive! I will survive! Will bleed a lot, have broken bones and many new scars but I will survive! HEY! HEY!!

:~:The show comes back on the air and we find ourselves in El Linchador’s locker room.. the words “earlier today, before the attack” appear in the corner of the screen. El Linchador is standing near his mirror, humming some sort of song as he combs his hair. Pedro walks in, and sits down on the small chair in the background. :~:

El Linchador: Hey, Ped, I'm getting geared up for TONIGHT'S match-up. I'm no fan of Titan, but at least I'll get my hands on that GRUBBY Angel.

:~:Pedro looks up, and shakes his head. :~:

Pedro: Linchy. Will you LISTEN to me? I have something you should see. You haven't been listening all WEEK, and there's something... well, take a look.

:~:He slowly rises up, a piece of paper in his hands. El Linchador continues humming away, as he blindly takes the paper from Pedro's hands. :~:

El Linchador: "Whoa-oh Ce-CEEL-LIA... yer breakin' my heart... yer breakin' my heart oh-oh-oh" What is this? Ultimate Survival 3 card? I know, Pedro, I got Angel. No big whoop. After I give him his whoopin', I'll give Jay Maddox his title shot.

:~:Pedro silently points to the sheet. El Linchador looks down. He stops bopping. He stops combing his hair. His jaw drops as he looks up at the camera. :~:

El Linchador: Is this RIGHT? What kind of Tom-Foolery IS THIS? I did not agree to being teamed with FTF!! I NEED to see Dougg! I... I...

Pedro: Hey, don't think about it, right now. Let me talk to the president - YOU stay focused on tonight. I'm much more... level-headed than you.

:~:Linchy looks at the piece of paper, in disbelief as the camera fades to black.. and then it comes back inside the arena, with Paco and Miller.:~:

Miller: Well Linchy obviously upset after being tricked..

Paco: Nah, hold up a second son.. Linchy was not tricked.. ODJ was going to tell him that it was on the 4 on 4 match up that he was going to go up against Angel… but Linchador, being the happy bastard that he is, just wouldn’t stick around to hear the rest.. So it’s his fault he is in this predicament.. He didn’t get sucked, he got into what he asked for.. a match with Angel.. in a 4 on 4 match..

Miller: Man, some days I just want to, just want to!! Argh! Nevermind.

Paco: Hey man! I told you I don’t do that shit!!

Miller: That’s not what I, forget it.. Joey, take it away man!

:~: The camera pans away from Miller and Paco and we get high shot of the arena, we go to the open space to the left of the ramp and entrance way and we see the Port-a-Potty that TLS picked up from the last location the ICWF was at… You can see it being soaked in gasoline by a couple of ICWF crew members.. The camera then swings around to the ring.. Where Joey is standing.. :~:

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen the following is scheduled for one fall, with a 10 minute time limit and it is a “Toilet Inferno” Match!! The rules of the match are as follows, you must throw your opponent inside the Port-A-Potty by the entrance way, lock it and set it on fire! Whoever is able to do this will be declared the winner!!

:~: The crowd cheers and continue to do so as the theme for “America’s Most Wanted” Begins to play… The Lost Soul makes his way out to the ring not before taking a long look at his possible destiny, the shit hole. :~:

J. Styles: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from parts unknown.. Here is.. The Lost Soul!!!

:~:He gets inside the ring and then “YOU can’t STOP ME!” is heard as then “My Way” By Limp Bizkit begins to play… The crowd cheers louder then before as Alec makes his way out to the ring.. :~:

J. Styles: and his opponent.. Making his way to the ring from Miami, Florida… Here is.. Alec BeGrod!!!

:~:Alec gets inside the ring and looks at TLS, as TLS looks at him back.. The bell rings and both men circle each other. :~:

Miller: Well talk about unorthodox matches, this one might top the line Paco…

Paco: Yeah, last week Alec BeGrod beat the “shit” out of TLS.. Literately, and that’s pretty much how this match came about..

:~:Both men finally lock up and then the bigger Alec applies a headlock on TLS.. TLS tries to get out of it, but can’t.. Alec takes him down with it and then gets on top of him and begins to punch the living day lights out of him! Alec then gets up, and brings TLS up, he whips him to the ropes, TLS bounces off and Alec nails him with a huge clothesline! Alec then picks TLS back up and whips him to the corner.. TLS hits hard and Alec follows it with a splash, but TLS gets out of the way and Alec hits nothing but turnbuckle. TLS quickly grabs Alec’s head and starts to ram it up against the turnbuckle.. He then turns Alec around and whips him to the other side.. Alec hits hard and TLS follows it up with a couple of cartwheels and a huge elbow to the face of BeGrod!! TLS walks towards the middle of the ring as Alec stumbles out of it.. TLS nails him with a drop kick but the big man doesn’t go down.. TLS then gives him a kick to the gut, hooks him for a bulldog, and then jumps on the ropes, and swings around delivering a swinging bulldog!! :~:

Miller: Great moves by TLS there!!

Paco: Yeah, Alec was in control but only briefly.. What I want to know is though, why are they in the ring! Get it on the outside guys, and start using some weapons!

:~:TLS picks up Alec BeGrod and sets him on the ropes.. TLS then takes a few steps back and goes to clothesline Alec over the top but Alec ducks the attack and it is him that clotheslines TLS over!! The crowd cheers and Alec goes through the middle ropes to the outside.. He picks up TLS only to ram him against the steel steps.. TLS is on his knees and Alec begins to stomp on him.. He then picks him up and smashes TLS’ head against the steel steps.. Alec then looks under the ring and takes out a metal trashcan.. He is about to use it on TLS but TLS sees him coming and gives him a back kick to the mid section.. TLS stumbles backwards with the thrash can and TLS quickly nails him with a drop kick, ramming the trash can on Alec’s face! Alec is out and laying flat on his face.. TLS drags him towards the ramp and then lays him there as he goes back to the ring area and grabs a chair.. He comes back around, folds the chair up and drops it on the ramp.. He then picks up the big man and hooks him for a Brainbuster. He lifts him up and delivers it onto the chair!!:~:

Miller: Your wishes have come true, they’re going hardcore!!

Paco: Now that’s what I’m talking about.. and TLS is one of the wrestlers who know exactly what hardcore is all about!

:~:TLS makes it to his feet and picks up Alec.. Alec can barely get up but has enough to walk up the ramp with TLS, who is pulling him by his hair.. They reach the top of the entrance way.. and then TLS scoops up Alec and delivers a body slam.. TLS then disappears behind the curtain and then comes back with a ladder!! He places it near the edge of the entrance way.. and then begins to climb it, he reaches the top and looks down at Alec… who is up!! TLS is about to jump but Alec nails the ladder with a big boot, sending it some 15 feet down to the floor along with TLS!!! The crowd cheers and then a chant of “Holy Shit!” follows! The camera pans down and we see TLS laid out on the floor with the ladder on top of him.. Alec looks down and smiles as he makes his way down the ramp, and then comes back around.. He throws the ladder to the side and then picks up TLS, and throws him over his shoulder.. He then walks towards the Port-A-Potty.. he gets there and then drops TLS on the ground.. Alec opens it and then takes a few steps back and covers his nose, as the stench of it, is quite strong.. He then picks up TLS and throws him in!! :~:

Miller: What a terrible fall suffered by TLS!!!

Paco: Yeah, he had been in control the hole match.. But now.. You might as well call him well done, cuz he’s going to get cooked in a few seconds!

:~:Alec closes the door and is about to lock it when the door swings open hard, hitting Alec in the face! Alec stumbles to the floor, falling on one knee.. TLS stumbles out after kicking the door open.. He stumbles over Alec and gives him a hard kick to the ribs! Alec drops to the floor and TLS looks around and walks over to the tech area.. he looks around and grabs an amplifier that is not being used.. He walks back towards Alec, who sees him coming and surprises him with an upper cut! TLS drops the amplifier and then Alec runs him over with a big boot to the face!! Alec picks TLS back up and then throws him up against the guard rail! TLS hits hard and then stumbles towards Alec who charges at him and spears him hard to the ground!!! The crowd cheers loudly as they know that’s the set up to Alec’s finisher.. Alec looks around to the crowd who are cheering him on.. He then picks up TLS but TLS surprises him with a low blow! :~:

Miller: TLS knows all the tricks of the dirty book!

Paco: You mean he knows all the dirty tricks in the book.. What a moron!

:~:Alec folds in pain as TLS walks over to the amplifier again, picks it up and breaks it over Alec’s head!! Alec appears out but TLS picks him back up and then lays him on top of table that has a bunch of cables in it.. TLS then disappears from our view for a few seconds.. The camera focuses on Alec who has been busted open… TLS reappears, at the top of the stage! He looks around at the crowd and then down at Alec.. TLS then smiles and jumps off, and connects with the Souled out!!! The crowd cheers like crazy and again the chant of “Holy Shit!” Breaks out.. TLS makes it to his feet, but hops around holding his leg.. Alec, is buried under all the cable and wood.. TLS shakes off the pain and then drags Alec over to the Port-A-Potty.. he lifts the big man and throws him inside it!! TLS locks it.. and then looks for the matches.. an ICWF official hands them to him.. He takes out one.. sparks it up and looks at the match with a sadistic look before tossing it over to the Port-A-Potty! The crowd cheers and scream as they see the Port-A-Potty up in flames!! TLS drops to his knees and throws his arms up as the bell rings.. :~:

J. Styles: Here is your winner….. THE LOST SOUL!!!

Miller: and TLS wins! He just set Alec on fire!!!

Paco: Yeah I can't believe it Miller. look at that potty burn!!

Miller: Well here come some officials now to put the fire out..

Paco: Man can you imagine what Alec must have gone through? You got shit all over your body, plus you are burning up on it.. man.. just thinking about it makes me want to throw up..

Miller: Yeah, me too.. Let's talk about something else.. Nah, let's just go to commercial..

Paco: Yeah.. oh wait.. maybe not!!

:~: The sounds of sirens are heard as red and blue lights start to flash… Handy Man makes his way to the ring with the crowd cheering loudly.. Handy Man gets inside the ring and then asks for a mic.. Once the crowd settles down, and the lights come back to normal… Handy Man speaks. :~:

Handy Man: I’ll get right to the f’n point… Last week I thought I was going to finally get the chance to kick ODJ’s ass.. but instead it was all a set up… Well, ODJ will get his at the PPV.. but there is one little fucker that I just can’t wait to get my hands on.. So with that say.. Scorpion.. It’s time for you to meet the hardcore f’n ICON! Scorpion, bring your f’n ass out here so I can kick it bitch!

:~:Handy Man drops the mic and begins to pace around, waiting for Scorpion to come out.. After a few seconds… "Illusions" By Cypress Hill begins to play and the crowd begins to boo loudly.. Handy Man smiles as he sees Scorpion step out… Scorpion looks over at Handy Man and then pulls out a mic… His music dies down, and he speaks… :~:

Scorpion: Handy Man, you need to stop acting like a little bitch!! Nobody wants to hear you complaint, nobody wants to hear you cry.. What everyone wants to hear is the sounds of my boots, stomping your ass!! You want to go one on one with Scorpion? I got no problems with that.. But let me ask you something Mr. hardcore.. Why are you inside the ring? Do you think I want to kick your ass there? Oh no.. We're going to do this my way.. The Hardcore way.. You see Handy man, you ain't seen hardcore until you have seen Scorpion in action.. and tonight.. right here.. right NOW.. These people will get to see first hand.. what being hardcore is all about.. So Handy Man.. I'm right here.. waiting for ya.. Come and taste the Venom!!

Miller: Handy Man called Scorpion out but Scorpion is now the one challenging Handy Man for a fight, outside of the ring..

Paco: and Handy Man is not waiting a second, there he goes!!

:~:Handy Man gets out of the ring and charges up at the ramp.. Scorpion drops the mic and goes down to meet him.. Both men clash and start to exchange fist!! The crowd is on their feet cheering them on! Handy Man starts to win the battle and backs Scorpion up the ramp.. Handy Man has Scorpion rocking and then takes him down with a clothesline! Handy Man picks Scorpion back up and then throws him up against one of the steel post holding the Insane-A-Tron up!! Scorpion stumbles around holding his head.. Handy Man catches him, lifts him and drops him with a body slam! Handy Man then drags Scorpion to the edge of the entrance way, not the one where TLS fell from, but the other side.. Handy Man picks up Scorpion, who surprises him with an European Uppercut! Handy Man stumbles backwards and Scorpion nails him with a Super kick!! Handy falls to the ground and Scorpion picks him back up, hooks him by the side and then delivers a Handy-Slam to the floor, some fifteen feet below!!!!:~:

Miller: and Scorpion uses Handy Man's move to take him all the way down!!

Paco: Yeah, but he fell down too!!

:~:The camera focuses on both men at the bottom and see that they fell on some mats.. so the fall wasn't that bad.. In fact Scorpion is already on his feet.. He drags Handy Man by his head towards the backstage area.. They go through the backstage area and arrive at the loading docks. Scorpion sees a table and then walks over.. He throws all the tools off the table and then hooks Handy Man for a Powerbomb in front of it! Scorpion goes to lift Handy Man but Handy Man blocks it and back body drops Scorpion into it!! Scorpion goes through the table and is out for the count.. Handy Man looks around and sees these very nice large round crystal table with coffee and pastry on top of it.. Handy Man throws everything off of it and then brings it over to the loading docks.. He places it right in front of a forklift and then walks back over to Scorpion.. He brings him up and starts to take him over but Scorpion puts on the breaks and elbows Handy Man in the mid section and then nails him with a couple of right hands! :~:

Miller: These two are going to destroy each other before US3 Paco!!!

Paco: Hell I don’t care because these two are giving me exactly what I love!!! wooo!!

:~: Scorpion whips Handy Man towards the forklift and Handy Man hits hard.. Scorpion then walks over and lifts Handy Man over his shoulder and sets him up for his DVD!! Scorpion doesn't notice though that Handy Man has something on his hand! Handy Man wiggles out of Scorpion's grip and falls behind him.. Scorpion turns around and Handy Man nails him with whatever he had on his hand! Scorpion is knocked out and Handy Man drags him over to the crystal table and lays him on top of it.. Handy Man gets inside the forklift and pushes a button.. The two teeth of the forklift start to lift.. Handy Man gets on them and looks at Scorpion as the forklift takes Handy Man all the way up! The forklift stops and Handy Man looks down at Scorpion and then jumps off, and delivers the Handy drop, putting Scorpion through the glass table!! The fans inside the arena cheer loudly as Scorpion is a bloody mess, but so is Handy Man! A bunch of refs and EMTs rush over to help both men out.. While this happens the camera shows us a replay of Handy Man, leaping off the forklift, coming some 10 feet down and nailing Scorpion with the Handy Drop! After the replays, the camera goes back to Paco and Miller…. Miller is shocked.. Paco is seating back, smoking a cigarette.. :~:

Paco: Was that as good for you as it was for me?

Miller: You ok Paco?

Paco: Oh I'm fine.. I'm just fine now.. Miller, that was quite the orgasmic experience!

Miller: Man was it that good!? I bet you it wasn't that good for Scorpion, or even Handy Man!! Those two went at it like there was no tomorrow.. but there is a tomorrow.. and there is a next week, when both will square off along with their teammates at US3!

Paco: I know, if these two did these to each other tonight.. Imagine what they will do to each other at the PPV!!

Miller: I can't even imagine.. Folks we're going to take a break.. we'll be right back..

:~:Before the commercial, the camera cuts to the back.. You see Scott Syren walking down the aisle, heading for the ring as his match is coming up next.. He stops though as he sees Pitbull talking to a hot looking chick.. Syren smiles and then walks over… :~:

Scott Syren: Hey babe, why you talking to him for? Wouldn’t you rather talk to a man who hasn’t been neutered and actually has a penis!?

:~:Pitbull gets an irate look on his face and swings at Syren but Syren blocks it and nails Pitbull with a kick to the gut.. He then grabs Pitbull by the head and slams him against the wall!!! Syren looks around and then sees a glass window.. He picks up Pitbull, grabs him by his head and tights and throws him against the window, shattering it to pieces!! The camera rushes over and looks inside, we see Pitbull knocked out, and a bloody mess. The show goes to commercial. :~:


Who says there is nothing good on Tuesday Nights!?

:~:The show comes back from break and we're inside the arena, focused on the ring.. Joey is standing there ready to announce the next match… :~:

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is schedule for one fall and it's for the ICWF's Intercontinental Championship!!!

:~:The crowd cheers but then stop, and begin to boo as "Louie Louie" By Motorhead begins to play.. Mozz makes his way out sporting the brand new "FTF" T-Shirt… :~:

J. Styles: Introducing first, the challenger.. Making his way to the ring from Secaucus, New Jersey.. Here is FTF Member… MOZZ!!!

:~:Mozz makes his way down the ramp and gets inside the ring.. He has a huge smile on his face and you wonder, why? He must have something up his sleeve.. The crowd pays him no mind as "Stupid Weiner Kid" By ThyGHTAN" Begins to play… The crowd cheers loudly as they await the entrance of The IC Champ.. The Insane-A-Tron comes on and we see Scott Syren standing behind the curtain waiting to be introduce.. . As he hears his music playing, he hears somebody whispering. :~:

Voice: Scotty, over here.

:~:Syren shakes his head, not falling for it. As he turns back to the curtain he's met by a super kick from a blind siding Killa Kali!! Titan 3 is standing with him laughing.:~:

Titan 3: Ya know Kali, I think we should do a Bubba Ray and D-Von on him.

Killa Kali: You mean...?

:~:With a grin, Titan 3 shoves Killa Kali and shouts...:~:

Titan 3: Kali, get the fu**ing table!!!!

:~:Grinning, Killa Kali drags Syren over to where he and Titan have set up a table. Killa Kali, flashing an FTF symbol with his hand lifts Syren up high and with Titan 3, Powerbomb him through the table onto the concrete!! The two wander off laughing.. :~:

Killa Kali: Good luck Scotty, from your friends in FTF.

Titan 3: Damn, this is getting to be fun.

:~:The camera focuses on Syren who is knocked out.. It then switches back to Joey who doesn't know what to do.. Mozz tells him to go ahead and introduce him!:~:

J. Styles: Uh, but.. Ok.. and uh, his opponent.. from Detroit, Michigan.. Here is House of Pain Member, and the current Intercontinental Champion… Scott Syren!!!

:~:The crowd boos loudly as we see Syren in the Insane-A-Tron.. knocked out.. Joey gets out of the ring and the ref calls for the bell.. He then doesn't know what to do but Mozz does.. He gets out of the ring and then runs up the ramp.. A few seconds later, he comes back with Syren over his shoulder.. The crowd continues to boo as Mozz throws Titan 3 inside the ring.. He then gets in himself.. Makes it to his feet and then puts his right foot on Syren's chest and tells the ref to count! :~:

Miller: This isn't fair Paco! Those FTF sons of bitches!! Who the hell do they think they are!!

Paco: They are some bad mama jammas Miller! If I was you, I would watch what I say about them!

:~: The ref doesn't want to count buy Mozz demands him to! The ref has no choice and does.. One! Two! Th.. kick out!! Syren kicks out and the crowd goes wild!! Mozz can't believe it!!!:~:

Miller: Well it looks like Mozz thought that he was going to get the easy in, but as you can clearly see.. it’s going to take more than that to take out Scott Syren!!

Paco: Yeah, but not that much more…

:~: Mozz picks up Scott Syren and takes him to the corner and begins to pound him with fist to the mid section and head.. Mozz then takes a few steps back and nails Syren with a back elbow to the face! Mozz does it a couple of more times and then sets Syren on the top turnbuckle… Mozz then climbs the turnbuckle himself to the second one, he hooks Scott Syren and drops him with a Superplex!! Mozz goes for a pin, the ref gets down an counts.. One! Two! Kick out by Syren! Mozz slaps the mat again in disbelief.. He picks him back up and whips him to the ropes.. Syren bounces off and Mozz goes for a clothesline but Syren ducks, bounces off the other side and nails Mozz with a flying forearm!! The crowd cheers as Syren shows signs of life. Both men make it to their feet and Mozz quickly goes for a right hand but Syren blocks it, nails Mozz with a kick to the mid section, hooks him and drops him with a DDT!!:~:

Miller: and Syren amazingly is trying to bounce back!!

Paco: Man this guy has more guts than brains!

:~: Syren rolls on top of Mozz for the pin.. One! Two! Kick out by Mozz! Syren lifts Mozz up and whips him hard to the turnbuckle.. Syren then walks over, lifts Mozz and drops him face first into the turnbuckle! Mozz almost falls to the mat but Syren hooks him from behind and drops him with a belly to back suplex! Syren goes for another pin but again, only gets two. Syren picks Mozz back up and Mozz this time gives Syren a thumb to the eye blinding him momentarily! Syren stumbles around and Mozz grabs him, lifts him and drops him with a Spinebuster!! Mozz then drags Syren to the corner, where he seats them down.. He then turns his back to Syren and gives him a stink face!! The crowd boos loudly as Syren rolls around, wiping his face.. Mozz laughs and then pulls Syren by his feet, hooks them and then catapults him onto the corner! Mozz peels Syren off the corner, hooks him by the waist side and drops him with a sidewalk slam!! Mozz goes for a pin now, one! Two! Kick out by Syren!:~:

Miller: Syren had the momentum going but Mozz took it back!

Paco: Hey, it’s hard to keep your momentum going when you have someone’s ass in your face!

:~: Mozz walks over to Syren’s feet, grabs them and he goes for a figure four!! He hooks them, but as he spins around, Syren kicks him in the ass, sending him through the ropes, onto the outside!! Syren makes it to his feet and then goes over the ropes, and walks to the ring post.. he waits for Mozz to get up, and when he does.. Syren jumps off the ring and nails Mozz with a double axe handle smash!! Mozz goes down but Syren picks him back up and throws him back in the ring… Syren follows suit and once inside he picks up Mozz… He hooks him for a gorilla press, he gets him over his head, does a couple of push ups before dropping Mozz hard on his back!! Syren bounces himself off the ropes and nails Mozz with an elbow drop! Syren goes for a pin but Mozz kicks out after two. Syren gets up and signals for his finisher.. He waits for Mozz to get up, and when he does Syren gives him a hard slap across the face!! Syren then gives him a kick and hooks him between his legs.. Syren goes to pick him up but Mozz blocks it and back body drops Syren instead!!:~:

Miller: Mozz dodged a bullet there!!

Paco: Yeah, Syren almost took him out.. and what about this Syren guy.. He took a pounding right before the match.. but look at him now, Is like if nothing happened!

:~: Mozz quickly bounces off the ropes and connects with a splash on Syren! Mozz goes for a pin but only gets two.. Mozz picks him back up and then turns him around and applies a sleeper hold!! The crowd boos loudly but then cheer as Syren is able to get out of it with a jawbreaker! Mozz hobbles around holding his jaw as Syren jumps to his feet and runs him over with a clothesline! Syren begins stomping on Mozz and then turns him on his side, hooks him and applies a bow and arrow submission! Mozz swings his arms wildly, obviously in pain.. but the ropes are near him so he’s able to grab them… The ref tells Syren to break it and he reluctantly does.. Syren picks Mozz up and then body slams him in the middle of the ring… Syren then goes to the corner and climbs it.. Once at the top, he calls for an elbow drop but Mozz jumps to his feet and shakes the ropes, causing Syren to fall, and land hard on his nuts! Mozz charges at Syren and nails him with a hard clothesline, sending him flying to the outside!! :~:

Miller: and that was a nasty fall by Syren!! The man is going to end up with broken bones after this match!!

Paco: I think that’s Mozz and the FTF’s idea, to break Syren down to pieces!!

:~:Mozz goes to the outside and picks up Syren.. He whips him towards the steel post and Syren bounces right off of it and lands hard on his back again.. Mozz laughs and then begins stomping on him again.. He then lifts him and throws him inside the ring… Mozz follows suit, and then picks up Syren.. Mozz gives him a hard kick to the mid section and then sets him up for the Cold Cut Slicer! Mozz lifts Syren up and then holds him in a crucifix position.. The strong Syren tries to break free and does! He lends behind Mozz with his back to him.. both men turn around and nail each other with a right hand, knocking the other down! The crowd cheers as this match keeps going back and forth.. Both men make it to their feet and Mozz quickly charges at Syren but Syren is quick to hook him and drop him with a belly to bell suplex!! Syren goes for a pin now, One! Two! Kick out by Mozz!! Syren picks Mozz back up and applies an arm bar. :~:

Miller: Well the power moves are not working for Mozz so he’s going back to the basics..

Paco: Well I don’t know much about what goes on in the ring Miller, but I know for damn sure that an arm bar is not going to win you a damn match!

:~: Mozz starts to pound Syren’s arm with forearm shots.. Mozz then pulls Syren in and drops him with a single arm DDT! Mozz turns him around and goes for another pin.. One! Two! Kick out by Syren! Mozz slaps the mat upset and then picks up Syren, and then whips him to the ropes, Syren bounces off, no, he hangs on to the ropes preventing any attack from Mozz still charges at him though and goes for a big boot to the face.. Syren sees it coming and ducks the attack.. Mozz’s leg goes over the ropes and then he tangles himself on them.. Syren takes a few steps back and then clothesline Mozz, sending him down hard to the mat. Syren picks him back up and then hooks Mozz once again between his legs but Mozz once again back body drops Syren, this time to the outside! No, Syren grabs the ropes and is able to fall on the outer part of the ring.. He then turns Mozz around and hooks him for a suplex, he lifts Mozz up, but instead of dropping him to the outside, he drops him flat on his face inside the ring!! Mozz jumps right back up holding his face.. Syren gets inside the ring and grabs Mozz, he whips him to the ropes but Mozz manages to reverse it.. Syren bounces off and Mozz puts his head down and goes for a back body drop! Syren stops dead on his tracks though, hooks Mozz by both of his arms, lifts him and drops him with the Fawkyooup!! The crowd goes wild as Syren flips Mozz over and makes the pin.. One! Two! Three!! Bell rings. :~:

J. Styles: Here is your winner.. and STILL The Intercontinental Champion… SCOTT SYREN!!!

Miller: and the man with the potty mouth wins again!!

Paco: Yeah Scott Syren has seem unstoppable in the last few weeks.. It will be very damn interesting to see how he does at the PPV, US3.

Miller: Without a doubt.. Folks, we’re going to take our last commercial of the night.. and when we come back, it will be Main Event Time!!

Paco: Woohoo!!

:~:The show goes to commercial.. :~:


I will survive! I will survive! Will bleed a lot, have broken bones and many new scars but I will survive! HEY! HEY!!

:~:The show comes back from break and you see Scott Syren being helped by EMTs who are wearing those masks to cover their nose and mouth... One of the EMTs tells Syren he needs to check his neck.. Syren reluctantly turns around as the EMT takes a look.. He then takes a few steps back and whacks Syren with a chair that someone hands to him!! Syren stumbles around and then gets nailed again, this time, dropping to the floor!! The EMTs then surround Syren and begin laughing, then begin stomping him!! After a while they stop, and take off their mask.. Surprisingly, the EMTs are not real EMTs but The Death Rebels!! The crowd boos loudly as they continue to stomp Syren until a bunch of refs have to come back to break it up… The camera fades away from that and we come back inside the arena, with Paco and Miller in front of us… :~:

Miller: and the Death Rebels get themselves a little revenge before US3!!!

Paco: Yeah, everyone laughs at the Death Rebels.. but I gotta tell ya.. These guys are dangerous.. I don’t care what the fans and/or wrestlers say!

Miller: Well I have to agree with you on that one.. I wanted to talk to you about something though that I just noticed.. Where in the hell is ODJ tonight?

Paco: I have no idea man.. He never misses a show.. maybe he’s off training in a far away land like he did when he took on TLS a few years back…

Miller: Maybe, but at least that time he told us where he was going.. He didn’t just disappear and go MIA

Paco: You think he went to look for Bin Laden?

Miller: You’re an idiot.. Hope you know that.. Joey.. take it away!!

Paco: Hey you never know! ODJ got connections all over the world!

:~:Fireworks go off all over the place as the bell rings three times.. The fans go wild as they know it’s Main Event time! After the firework show.. “Part of Me” By Hybrid Theory begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction as Angel makes his way to the ring… :~:

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen the following bout is scheduled for one fall with no time limit.. Introducing the first participant, making his way to the ring from Seattle, Washington… Here is.. Angel!!!

:~:He gets inside the ring and looks around at the fans… A hush goes over the crowd as the lights dim down and a very eerie sound is heard.. The lights continue to dim until you can barely see a thing and then an explosion of silver pyro goes off in the entrance way and the words “CUZ IT’S DA THRILLER!!!” is heard as Michael Jackson’s classic tune begins to play.. The crowd go wild as the lights come back on and see Derek Mobley standing in the entrance way with the World Title around his waist.. He makes his way to the ring as Joey introduces him… :~:

J. Styles: and his tag team partner.. Making his way to the ring from Providence, Rhode Island.. Here is House of Pain member and the ICWF.. Heavyweight…. Champion… of THE WORLD!!! Derek “The Thriller” Mobley!!!

:~:He gets inside the ring and poses for the crowd before handing the belt off to the ref.. .He and Angel begin to talk strategy as “HELLLLL-LO, LINCHY-ITES and ICWF’ERS, ‘TIS I…” is heard as the fans reply.. “El Linchador!” as then “Hello Ladies” By the Beastie Boys begins to play… The crowd cheers loudly as he comes out with the title around his waist and his trainer, Pedro, behind him, still wearing a neck brace... :~:

J. Styles: and one of their opponents, being accompanied to the ring by his trainer Pedro, from La Coruna Spain.. Here is… the current ICWF… Lightweight Champion of THE WORLD!!! El Linchador!!!

:~:He hands his belt off to Pedro and gets inside the ring.. He looks over at Angel and tries to go after him but the ref stops him… The lights suddenly all go completely out, and you can hear a man screaming his lungs out over the PA....suddenly a lone spotlight comes on near the entrance way. The light moves around the audience for a few seconds, then suddenly shoots up to the ceiling as the man's voice rings out with yet another scream...The light then settles on what appears to be a MAN, tied to one of the beams near the steel rafters on the ceiling. The man wears nothing more than a pair of boxing shorts. A brown rope is tied around his waist, keeping him from falling. The man is flailing, kicking his feet and waving his arms, trying to get someone to help him...as the camera zooms in on him, you can see the terrified look on his face...and you can also see the letters "FTF" spray-painted across his bare chest... Suddenly, a HUGE explosion occurs near the ramp entrance startling everyone in the building, and the letters "FTF" flash across the Insane-A-Tron brightly...the lights cut back on, and we see El Linchador, Angel, and Mobley all staring up at the ceiling and then Titan 3!!! He's in the ring standing right next to Derek Mobley!!!! Joey sees him and gets the hell out of the ring.. Titan 3 turns Mobley around and nails him with a right hand, another, another and one more to get him out of the ring!! Angel turns Titan 3 around but he runs him over with a clothesline!! Titan 3 then looks over at El Linchador and offers his hand for him to shake.. El Linchador looks at the crowd and then decides to shake it.. They shake hands but then Titan 3 pulls El Linchador in and drops him with a short arm clothesline!! El Linchador rolls out of the ring as Titan 3 begins stomping on Angel… The bell rings.. :~:

Miller: and what a bizarre way to start this main event Paco!!!

Paco: Hell yeah, that man is still hanging up there and Titan 3 is cleaning house over here! He even hit his own tag team partner!!

:~:Titan 3 picks up Angel and whips him to the ropes, Angel bounces off and Titan 3 nails him with a big boot to the face!! Derek Mobley is back in his corner, with an irate look on his face.. El Linchador is back in his too, and is also equally upset.. Titan 3 picks up Angel and hooks him for a suplex.. He delivers it perfectly and then goes for a pin.. one! Two! Kick out. Titan 3 picks Angel back up and then whips him towards the ropes, Angel bounces off and Titan 3 misses with a clothesline.. Angel jumps on to the ropes, turns around and jumps off and nails Titan 3 as he is turning around with a flying clothesline!! Angel picks Titan 3 back up, hooks him by his head and then drops him with a Twist of Fate!! The crowd cheers as Angel goes for the pin.. One! Two! Kick out! Angel picks Titan 3 back up by Titan 3 surprises him with a thrust to the neck.. Angel holds his neck and Titan 3 nails him with a clothesline… Titan 3 picks him back up and then whips him towards Derek Mobley… Angel crashes in the corner and Mobley tags himself in.. He walks towards Titan 3 who smiles and then tags a distracted El Linchador.. the crowd boos as Titan 3 steps out of the ring and El Linchador is forced to go in… El Linchador and Derek Mobley shake hands and the crowd cheers.. They lock up and Mobley easily applies a headlock.. El Linchador tries to get out of it but can’t.. Mobley takes him down with it but El Linchador quickly applies a head scissors on Mobley.. Mobley kicks out of it though and both men quickly jump to their feet and square off again. The crowd applauds a bit as they circle each other again.. They go for another lock up and this time El Linchador applies an armbar.. Derek Mobley tries to reverses it and does, El Linchador then reaches behind him and pulls Mobley’s leg, dropping him to the mat.. He then jumps on top of him and goes for the pin! Before the ref can count though Mobley rolls over and he now pins El Linchador.. El Linchador kicks out of it though, both men jump to their feet but EL Linchador quickly gets Mobley with an inside cradle.. the ref goes to count again, but Mobley reverses it into a cradle of his own.. the ref goes to count that but El Linchador breaks free and both men once again jump to their feet and square off.. the crowd cheers loudly.. :~:

Miller: Well we’re seeing wrestling at his best! Reversal after Reversal… this is great right Paco? Paco? PACO!? Wake up you lazy fucker!!

Paco: zzzzzzzzzzz

:~: El Linchador and Mobley circle each other again and lock up once more, no, Derek Mobley gives El Linchador a knee to the gut, folding him in half… Mobley then nails El Linchador across the back with a hard forearm to the back.. El Linchador drops to one knee but Mobley brings him back up and whips him to the ropes.. El Linchador bounces off and Mobley goes for a back body drop but El Linchador stops dead on his tracks, grabs Mobley by his head and delivers a face buster!! El Linchador quickly makes the pin but Mobley kicks out after one.. El Linchador picks up Mobley and then whips him to the ropes, Mobley bounces off and El Linchador sends him flying with an arm drag.. El Linchador picks him back up and whips him to the ropes once again, this time Mobley reverses it though, El Linchador bounces off and Mobley catches him and drops him with a Powerslam!! Derek Mobley goes for the pin, One! Two! Kick out!! Derek then picks up EL Linchador and throws him against Titan 3’s corner.. Derek Mobley tells Titan 3 to bring it in.. Titan 3 laughs and smacks El Linchador upside the head, tagging him in... he gets inside the ring and then walks up to Derek Mobley.. They come face to face and the crowd rise to their feet and begin to cheer loudly.. A few words are exchanged and before you know it, the fist start to fly!!:~:

Miller: and here we go Paco!! You awake!? This is what everyone had been waiting for!!

Paco: Yeah I’m awake you fool, this match is about to get hell-a-good!!

:~:Derek Mobley backs Titan 3 to the corner and then begins to kick him in the mid section.. Derek Mobley then goes for a knife edge chop but Titan 3 kicks him in the mid section and then throws him in the corner and begins to pummel him with body shots!! Mobley tries to block them, and blocks a few… Titan 3 then nails Derek Mobley in the head with a hard right hand and then takes him out of the corner, lifts him and drops him with a body slam! Titan 3 bounces himself off the ropes and goes for a big leg drop, he gets it!! Titan 3 makes the cover but only gets two.. Titan 3 picks Mobley back up and whips him to the ropes, Mobley bounces off and Titan 3 nails him with a big boot, no, Mobley catches Titan 3’s foot, he spins him around and then nails him with a take down clothesline!! Derek Mobley gets on top of Titan 3 now, grabs him by his head and begins pummeling him with fists!! Derek gets off Titan 3 and picks him up.. He then hooks him for a suplex and delivers it… Derek picks Titan 3 back up, gives him a kick to the gut and then hooks him for a DDT! Before he can deliver it though Titan 3 turns it into a Northern lights Suplex with a bridge! The ref quickly makes the count.. One! Two! Kick out by Mobley. Titan 3 makes it to his feet, picks up Mobley and makes the tag to El Linchador.. He comes in and together they whip Mobley to the ropes, Mobley bounces off and they drop him with a double elbow to the face!! Titan 3 smiles and then goes to the corner, but El Linchador turns him around and nails him with a Super kick, sending him flying to the outside!! :~:

Miller: and this love/hate relationship between these two is not going to last Paco!!

Paco: Not it isn’t! If these two continue like this, they are not going to win this match!

:~:El Linchador picks up Derek Mobley and then whips him towards his corner.. Mobley hits hard and then El Linchador points to Angel, and tells HIM to bring it!! The crowd cheers and Angel has no choice but to tag Mobley.. He comes in and El Linchador immediately spears him to the ground!! He gets on top of him and begins to pound him!! El Linchador then picks him up and whips him to the ropes.. Angel bounces off and El Linchador nails him with a spinning heel kick! Angel drops hard and El Linchador makes the pin.. One! Two! Kick out!! El Linchador picks Angel back up and then he jumps on his shoulders and goes for a Hurricanrana but Angel blocks it and turns it into a Powerbomb!! Angel gets up, and picks up El Linchador.. Angel then goes to the corner, climbs to the second rope, looks at El Linchador who is stumbling around and then jumps off and connects with a spear!! The back of El Linchador’s head bounces hard off the mat while Angel landed hard on his face.. Both men stay down as the crowd begins to applaud and get behind them.. Titan 3 is back in his corner, but isn’t making an attempt to tag Linchy… On the other side you see Mobley trying to tag his partner and stable mate in.. Angel reaches for it.. and makes the tag.. El Linchador reaches for a tag but Titan 3 doesn’t tag him!!! Derek Mobley grabs El Linchador by his feet and drags him to the middle of the ring.. He then picks him up and gives El Linchador a kick to the gut.. Mobley hooks him between his legs, lifts him and goes for a Powerbomb but El Linchador grabs onto Mobley’s head, nails him with five punches and then drops back, and delivers a Hurricanrana!!!! :~:

Miller: Great reversal by El Linchador in who is suffering big time because Titan 3 doesn’t want to tag him!

Paco: Yeah, this is gotten from bad to worst.. and keep in mind that they have to tag again at the PPV!!

:~:El Linchador jumps to his feet and looks over at Titan 3, who is teasing some fans in the front row.. El Linchador charges at him and nails him in the back of the head with a drop kick!! Titan 3 goes flying to the outside and El Linchador follows.. He picks up Titan 3 and throws him inside the ring, making him the legal man.. Titan 3 stumbles to his feet and so does Derek Mobley.. they both connect with their eyes and begin to exchange blows again!! The crowd is on their feet again and cheering loudly!! Titan 3 wins this battle this time and he then gives Mobley a kick to the gut, he hooks him between his legs, lifts him and Powerbombs him into the corner!! Mobley lands hard on his back, with the back of his head hitting the bottom turnbuckle!!! Titan 3 drags him to the middle of the ring and makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out!! Titan 3 picks him back up and then hooks Mobley again between his legs, this time though, he gets stop by Angel who jumps from the top rope and nails Titan 3 with a missile drop kick!! This brings El Linchador in who starts to pummel Angel with right hands!! He backs Angel to the ropes and then clotheslines him over, sending both of them over the top onto the outside! Titan 3 starts to get up but so does Mobley.. Titan 3 is the first of the two and he grabs Mobley, but Mobley surprises him with a right hand, followed by a kick to the mid section and an Implant DDT!!!:~:

Miller: The pace of the match has started to pick up!!

Paco: hell yeah, all hell might break lose soon!!

:~: Derek Mobley flips Titan 3 over and goes for the pin.. One! Two! Kick out by Titan 3… Derek Mobley makes it to his feet and picks up Titan 3, only to drop him back down with a body slam!! Derek Mobley looks over at the crowd and then calls for The Thrilla!! The crowd cheers as Derek Mobley wraps the legs of Titan 3 and applies a figure four!! The crowd cheers loudly as Titan 3 screams in pain!! The ref asks Titan 3 if he gives it up but he shouts “no!!” On the outside El Linchador hooks Angel from behind and drops him with his patented Dragon Suplex!! El Linchador makes it to his feet and sees Mobley applying the figure four.. He jumps on the apron and then climbs on the top turnbuckle.. He appears confused on who to hit, he dives off and connects with The Stampeded on Derek Mobley!!! The crowd gives a mix reaction as they thought he was going to nail Titan 3… The ref tells El Linchador to get it out.. El Linchador argues but then gets pulled to the outside by Angel.. Angel nails him with a right hand and then picks up El Linchador on his shoulder, and delivers a DVD!!! Back in the ring.. Titan 3 makes it to his feet, and limps a bit.. he picks up Derek Mobley though and hooks him for Ground Zero!! Angel gets inside the ring this time though, turns Titan 3 around, picks him up on his shoulders and drops him with The Fall from Grace!! :~:

Miller: The ref is losing control of this one Paco!!

Paco: He sure is.. He better get some back ups here or something..

:~: The ref tells Angel to take it outside, and Angel goes to his corner.. Mobley begins to come around again.. He uses the ropes to up…. He then looks over at Titan 3 who is laying on his back… Derek Mobley walks over and goes to grab his legs again.. Just then.. The crowd cheers and hollers as coming down the ramp, you see Chloe Barns!!! Mobley hasn’t noticed though as he grabs both of Titan 3’s legs, and then wraps them.. He turns around and sees Chloe! She walks up the steel steps and then looks at Mobley and winks.. Mobley lets go off Titan 3 and is mesmerized by Chloe’s beauty… Chloe winks at him and calls him with her index finger.. Mobley looks at the crowd who are telling him not to do it.. Mobley ignores them though and starts to walk over.. Mobley is inches away from her and she extends her hand out, and is about to touch his face when Mobley gets turned around abruptly by Titan 3 who nails him with a big boot to the face!! Mobley drops and Titan 3 picks him right back up.. He hooks him and lifts him up for Ground Zero.. He holds Mobley up there and then delivers it!! The crowd is in shock as Titan 3 goes for the pin! One! Two! Angel tries to get in to break it up but El Linchador pulls him down from the apron.. Three!!! Bell rings!!!:~:

J. Styles: Here are your winners… TITAN 3 and EL LINCHADOR!!!

Miller: and Titan 3 just pinned the World Champion!! You know what this means Paco!?!

Paco: Yeah, that thanks to Chloe, Mobley lost!!!

:~:El Linchador and Angel continue fighting, and take their fight through the crowd as Titan 3 is in the corner recuperating.. with Chloe by his side.. Mobley is still laying on his back.. :~:

Miller: Yeah but Titan 3 just pinned the World Champion!! We could see the same thing at the PPV!!!

Paco: Yeah.. Damn, Mobley needs to work on his female skills… I mean the guy practically starts drooling when a female smiles his way..

Miller: Yeah, even I got more sense then that..

Paco: Well I wouldn’t take that far.. In any event Miller.. That was a great match!

Miller: Yes it sure was. And no interference by those…

Paco: Don't speak to soon Miller! Look! It's the rest of FTF!!!

:~:From the back comes Mozz and Killa Kali charging down to the ring. Derek Mobley is starting to roll out of the ring, but he is struck with a vicious blow by Killa Kali’s barbed wire bat. Mozz climbs into the ring and stomps on Derek Mobley a few times before high fiving Titan 3! Killa Kali slides under the rope and the three huddle for a moment and then break with high fives. Killa Kali drags Derek Mobley over to one of the turnbuckles while Titan 3 and Mozz climb up on the other two. :~:

Miller: Oh my god! Mobley has been busted open! What are they doing now!!!?!?

Paco: I dunno but it looks like fun!

:~:From the top turnbuckle Killa Kali hits the South Central Effect on a dazed and confused Derek Mobley. He rolls out of the way for a minute and points at Titan 3 and Mozz. Both leap at the same time, with Titan 3 hitting a huge leg drop across Derek Mobley’s throat and Mozz splashing the hell out of Mobley, all simultaneously. :~:

Miller: OH MY GOD!! That was an incredible move!! I can’t even describe it!

Paco: I can! Fu**ing awesome man!

:~:Killa Kali grabs a mic and speaks. :~:

Killa Kali: All you people out there, this is for you! Don't you just love to see your hero laid out? You know what? You don't appreciate art at it's best so I guess there's only one thing to say....

:~:The three gather around the mic and as one and shout...."Fu** The Fans!!!" Just as they say that.. the rest of House of Pain and HOP2K rush to the ring.. along with Dean!!! The crowd cheers loudly as they all get inside the ring.. the FTF hold their ground and start to go at it with them!! The Death Rebels appear from the back along with Esteban Romero, their partner for the PPV, and rush to the ring to help out the FTF!!! :~:

Miller: Is the FTF and Death Rebels vs. both fractions of the House Of Pain!!!

Paco: yeah, this is what we can expect at US3!!

:~:All of the sudden you see, The Frost, Da Link, and Kronic rush to the ring for no apparent reason but only to get them some!! Their opponents, The Greek Gods, Masters and Frizz also rush to the ring and join the fray!!! The crowd is going crazy and enjoying the big melee!! Some of the fans cheer and point to the rafters as they see TLS descend, and join the fight!! Then the lights dim down and red and blue lights start to flash… the crowd once again gives a huge roar as Handy Man rushes to the ring with a bat in hand!! More bodies continue to join.. Alec, Scorpion and Jay Maddox all come out and head to the ring and start to go at it with TLS and Handy Man!! :~:

Miller: Oh my God Paco!! Everyone who is on US3 is in the ring going at it right now!!!

Paco: Not everyone.. ODJ Is not here!!

:~:Just as Paco says that.. Hate me Now by Nas blasts out and the crowd boos loudly as you see ODJ come out from behind the curtain… He stands in the entrance way applauding at all of his wrestlers going at it like there is no tomorrow… But there is a tomorrow.. Ultimate Survival 3 is on the horizon.. Who will SURVIVE!!!??? The credits begin to roll as the camera gives us a split screen, on one side you see the huge brawl, on the other, ODJ smiling and clapping his hands slowly… Scene fades to black. :~:

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