:~:A commercial finishes and then the screen goes black.. The ICWF logo flashes and then you see a white-hot fire at the bottom of your screen slowly coming up.. a few seconds later all you see is an inferno, and it seems as if your screen has erupted into flames.. then through the middle of the firewall you have 3 words come at you like fireballs, one after the other.. First it's Friday then Night then Heat... when the word Heat explodes in the screen the fire clears and the new FNH intro begins to play.. :~:

:~:After it finishes fire gets started again and eats up the screen then goes out just like that leaving the words: "Friday Night Heat" in the middle of the screen with fire burning on the top of them.. The sounds of fans screaming and cheering is heard as the screen fades to black and then it comes back inside in The Continental Airlines Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey where FNH is being held! The arena is packed and the fans are going wild, fire works go off in the main entrance, in the ring as well as above the Insane-A-Tron. After the great light show, the Insane-A-Tron comes on as the lights go completely out.. The screen shows the famous Chillingham castle, similar to what was seen at US3. A tall man stands outside of the castle gates. As the camera zooms in we can see that it is "The Machine" Alec BeGrod with his newly won TV title over his shoulder.:~:

Alec: Andrew Logan, what can I say about him? last year at Deadly Revenge 3 a war was raged right over there in that castle. Two men went in and one came out, that one was me. Andrew fell through the ground with a BeGrod Drop. Tonight I am not here to talk about that match. I am here to talk about Ultimate Survival 3, where I was robbed from winning the match and going on to the Ultimate-Ultimate match. And who did it? Andrew Logan. I thought he was supposed to be dead? I thought I was through with him.. but I guess the guy didn’t have enough sense to stay dead. He has made the mistake of coming back… Even though I thought he was dead… I had been waiting for the day that I can go at it with him one more time. I had been craving the chance to kick his ass one more time. I can’t think of any place better to do it then right over there. Logan, I see that you are once again part of the ICWF.. So guess what Logan? It’s time to return to Chillingham.. It’s time for Chillingham 2! At Deadly Revenge IV… Two men will go into the haunted castle once again and once again only one will get out… Excuse me for using the old cliché.. but history is damn near about to repeat itself!!

:~:With that the screen goes off and the crowd cheers loudly after hearing the news.. The camera cuts to Miller and Paco, who are ready for the introductions. :~:

Miller: Welcome everyone to Friday Night Heat!! I am your host Miller and along with me is my side kick, Paco!!

Paco: I ain’t yo’ damn side kick fool! My Gente!! Tonight’s show is going to be hotter than pure Jalapeno Peppers! This show is called Heat.. but tonight.. a lot of wrestlers are going to add a new meaning to that word!!

Miller: Huh? What are you talking about!? What have you heard!?

Paco: I ain’t telling you Miller.. but as you saw at Ultimate Survival 3.. The bodies did indeed hit the floor.. and a lot of wrestlers are f’n pissed!! The shit is going to hit the pan tonight Miller, and it ain’t going to be pretty!!

Miller: Damn you, you always get the hot scoops.. But anyway folks… What a way to start FNH huh!? A new match has been added to Deadly Revenge IV! Alec BeGrod vs. Andrew Logan in a rematch!! Return to Chillingham!!

Paco: Miller, we were there last year.. That was an incredible match.. and scary to boot.. Those two have to be f’n crazy to want to go back!!

Miller: Well revenge is deadly Paco… and that’s what that match is all about.. Revenge for Andrew Logan..

Paco: Yeah I guess you are right.. but that’s at the PPV.. what do we have here tonight!?

Miller: Tonight we have 5 great matches! We have Tatum Coe, a great up and coming superstar taking on the former Lightweight Champion, Pit Viper. We also have the LW title match many, many people were waiting for.. Jay Maddox vs. El Linchador!

Paco: That one I definitely can’t wait for!!

Miller: Then we have one of your all time favorites.. a good old fashion hardcore match with two of the best hardcore wrestlers in the E-World today! Kylo and TLS battle it out!

Paco: Woohoo!!! I knew we couldn’t have a FNH without a hardcore match!

Miller: We also have some “grudge” matches Paco!!

Paco: Oh grudges are awesome!!!

Miller: I’m sure. We have Horak taking on Esteban Romero, the man who eliminated him at US3!!

Paco: Yeah, that guy is not happy..

Miller: and in our main event we have Scott Syren taking on Killa Kali.. the man who eliminated him at US3..

Paco: Now I know for damn sure Syren ain’t happy! I heard he even stopped whacking off because he was so pissed!?

Miller: Really!!??

Paco: No not really, I can’t back it up.. But I heard Killa Kali is pissed off as well because he got eliminated by The Lost Soul.. I heard he’s gone into another “I ain’t taking a shower for a week” marathon!

Miller: Now that I can’t believe…

Paco: Yeah I know, I’m making it up..

Miller: Geez Paco.. what’s wrong with you today?

Paco: I’m sorry man.. I’m a little depressed..

Miller: Awww why? What’s wrong buddy?

Paco: Well you know I was driving around in my shitty Honda Civic..

Miller: You drive a Jaguar..

Paco: Ok fine, I was driving in my Jaguar when a fricken alligator came out of nowhere and I ran the sonnabitch over!!

:~:Miller rolls his eyes..:~:

Paco: and then I got out to check on him and the sonnabitch jumped at me and gave me a spinning heel kick! Then jumped on top of me and then I had to stab the fucker.. You know the skills I gain by training in the little shitty gym I built in the back of my house really helped.. and then as the alligator was there agonizing, I talked to him, and I try to teach him about God.. The words seem to revive him.. so I brought him to this church and gave him to a priest.. but he didn’t want to take him in.. because, after all, he was a f’n alligator..

:~:Miller shakes his head..:~:

Paco: So I had to slip him in a little envelop so he would accept.. and so he did.. but then my car was all fucked up and I had to take it to the shop.. and then some little dude claiming to be my brother gave me some pills.. I think it was something called.. bawl sack or something.. and I like, took too many and started going crazy and shit! Throwing stuff all over the place.. next thing I know I’m in some lake talking to that Vampire Pit Viper and she’s acting all goofy so I like, got the hell out of there as soon as I could and then guess what happen?

:~:Miller is banging his head into the table..:~:

Paco: you ok? Anyway so I don’t remember where or how I ended up in this bar were some really lousy comedian was telling jokes.. next thing I know.. I started drinking and drinking, and getting high.. then I blacked out and woke up the next morning in some hotel with a goat on my left side.. a 12 year old girl on my right side.. a picture of Jerry Lee Lewis, whoever in the hell he is.. and a brand new account to some bank.. Sperm bank of Kruger or something..

:~:Miller looks at Paco in disbelief.. :~:

Paco: ever heard of that bank? I hope I got checking and savings..

Miller: You going to hell you know that right? You know that?

Paco: What? Why? What did I say?

Miller: Joey take it away!

Paco: What? You calling me a liar!? I got proofs!!

:~:Note: Unless you read some the rps done for FNH and some for the PPV, what Paco just said won’t make any sense.. hehe.. The camera switches over to Joey who is standing in the middle of the ring.. :~:

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s time for the Friday Night Heat opening bout!!!

:~:The crowd stand up and look towards the entrance.. “Here to Stay” By Korn begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction as Pit Viper makes her way to the ring.. :~:

J. Styles: Introducing first, making her way to the ring from Oregon City, Oregon…. Pit Viper!!!

:~:She gets inside the ring and then “THEY SAY I’M COCKY.. and I say.. WHAT?!” Is heard as “Cocky” By Kid Rock begins to play and Tatum Coe makes his way to the ring. The crowd gives him a mix reaction…:~:

J. Styles: and his opponent… Making his way to the ring from San Francisco, California.. Here is House of Pain member… Tatum Coe!!!

:~:He gets inside the ring and then walks towards Pit Viper.. She does the same and they meet at the middle of the ring. The bell sounds. :~:

Miller: Well two great lightweights are about to collide..

Paco: Do you really think Tatum Coe is gay?

:~: They lock up, Tatum Coe quickly applies a headlock and smiles arrogantly at the crowd.. Pit Viper tries to get out of the hold and does by pushing Tatum Coe to the ropes.. Tatum Coe bounces off and nails Pit Viper with a shoulder tackle, knocking her down. Tatum Coe picks her back up right away and then whips her to the ropes.. She bounces off and he nails hair with a flying clothesline! He goes for the nonchalant pin.. The ref counts, one! Two! Kick out by Pit Viper.. Tatum Coe picks her back up and hooks her for a suplex.. Pit Viper blocks it though and then turns it into a swinging Neckbreaker! Pit Viper goes for the quick pin, one! Two! Kick out by Coe. Pit Viper jumps to her feet, bounces off the ropes and drops a leg on Coe.. Pit Viper gets back up again, goes to the ropes and delivers the same move again. Pit Viper goes for another pin but again Tatum Coe kicks out. Pit Viper picks him up and whips him to the ropes, Tatum Coe reverses it though… Pit Viper bounces off and he nails her with a vicious spinning heel kick!!:~:

Miller: What a vicious shot by Tatum Coe! I never said Coe was gay! You said that!!

Paco: Yeah, but you were hoping I was right.. I’m sure you think he’s handsome and all.. Admit it, you want Tatum Coe!!

:~:Coe goes for another pin but only gets two.. he picks up Pit Viper and sees that she’s busted her lip open.. He smiles and then lifts her for a body slam and connects with it.. He then goes to the corner and climbs it.. He stands at the top, poses for the crowd and then jumps off going for a Money Shot Splash but Pit Viper rolls out of the way and Tatum Coe hits nothing but mat!! Pit Viper stands up and so does Coe, holding his mid section.. Pit Viper quickly walks over, hooks him and drops him with a DDT!! Pit Viper goes for the pin.. One! Two! Kick out by Tatum Coe… Pit Viper drags him towards the corner and leaves him there laying down.. She then goes to the top, turns her back to him and delivers a picture perfect Moonsault!! The crowd gives a mix reaction as she then goes for the pin! One! Two! Kick out!! Pit Viper smacks the mat and then picks up Tatum Coe.. She sets him on the top turnbuckle and then begins to climb it herself.. :~:

Miller: Pit Viper is going for a big time move now!! And no I didn’t wish that Paco. By Golly, you are disgusting!!!

Paco: Am I disgusting, or am I right!? Haha.. I’m telling Smith!

:~:Pit Viper goes to hook Tatum Coe for a Superplex but Tatum Coe nails her with a right hand, another, another and one more!! That last shot sends Pit Viper crashing down to the mat!! Coe now stands on the top turnbuckle, jumps off and connects with a guillotine leg drop!! Coe goes for the pin now, One! Two! Kick out!! Coe picks her back up and then hooks her for a suplex, he gets her up and connects with it.. another pin and another kick out! Coe walks over to Pit Viper’s legs and grabs them.. he then hooks her for a Boston crab, but instead, catapults her to the corner! Pit Viper crashes into the corner face first! She turns around and Coe goes to the opposite corner.. He takes a running start and goes for a big splash in the corner! Misses!! Pit Viper gets out of the way at the last second and Coe hits nothing but turnbuckle! Pit Viper turns Coe around and then jumps on his shoulders and delivers a Hurricanrana!!:~:

Miller: This match is pretty even!! Paco, don’t you dare say a thing to Mr. Smith! I mean, it’s not like there is anything between us.. but why start any false rumors..?

Paco: What’s the matter Smith? Afraid your man might leave you? Hehehe.. Don’t worry, if he does.. You’ll always have Coe..

:~: Pit Viper goes for a pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by Tatum Coe!! Pit Viper jumps to her feet and tells the crowd is over.. They give her a nice reaction as she goes to the corner and jumps on the top.. She looks down at Tatum Coe.. and then is ready to jump off when Coe jumps to his feet! Pit Viper freezes and Coe shakes the ropes, causing Pit Viper to fall on the corner.. Tatum Coe quickly rushes over and nails Viper with a drop kick, sending her flying to the outside!! Coe quickly follows suit and the ref tells them to get it inside.. Coe waits for Pit Viper to get up as the ref starts the ten count.. Pit Viper gets up and runs right into Tatum Coe who drops her with a face buster!! Coe jumps to his feet and the fans near by try to touch him.. Some funny looking dudes try to touch him as well and Coe quickly backs away.. He picks up Pit Viper as the ref reaches 7 on the count.. He throws her inside and then goes in himself.. Pit Viper is laying a few feet away from the corner and Coe quickly goes to the top.. He stands there for a quick second, and then jumps off, and connects with Tasteless!! The crowd cheers as he hooks the leg for the pin! One! Two! Three! Bell rings. :~:

J. Styles: Here is your winner… TATUM COE!!!

Miller: and Tatum Coe is able to dominate Pit Viper and defeat her…

Paco: You know, after Maddox and perhaps Angel.. Tatum Coe should be next in line for a shot at the Lightweight Title.. He deserves it..

Miller: Yes he does..

Paco: and the fact that he’s gay shouldn’t prevent him from getting one..

Miller: Yeah.. I mean no! Paco! He’s not gay!! Why must you think everyone is gay!?

Paco: Not everyone Miller.. Just the ones who act funny.. that’s all..

:~:Miller shakes his head as the show goes to commercial. :~:


Who says there is nothing good on Tuesday Nights!?

:~:The show comes back on the air we find ourselves in the backstage are where we see Silverfreak heading towards the House of Pain locker room.. We see him walking down this hall way when a door suddenly swings open, nailing him right in the face! The door closes and we see that it was PIC who opened it.. You see Silverfreak bending over, holding his nose.. PIC looks at him and speaks..:~:

PIC: Damn freak, you should be more careful.. You have to keep your eyes open all the time.. otherwise things like this can happen!

:~:PIC all of the sudden begins pounding Silverfreak with rights and lefts.. Freak drops to one knee and then PIC gives him a swift kick to the side of the head, knocking him down.. PIC gets on top of him and starts to pound him with rights and lefts.. He then picks him up and throws him up against the wall.. PIC then looks at Silverfreak, and then at what’s around his waist.. :~:

PIC: That’s a nice title you have there… how about.. [stomp] you… [stomp] give me… [stomp] a shot.. [stomp] at it at Deadly Revenge IV? [stomp, stomp] You don’t have to answer now.. [stomp, stomp] but don’t make me wait too long.. freak!

:~:PIC gives Silverfreak a few more kicks and then walks away.. The camera focuses on Silverfreak holding on to his mid section.. The camera switches over to Paco and Miller. :~:

Miller: Welcome back folks.. Paco, what has gotten into PIC?

Paco: I don’t know.. but the man is back and ready to kick some ass I guess.. and he has his eyes set on the North American title..

Miller: Yeah he does.. I wonder if Silverfreak will accept though?

Paco: I’m sure we’ll find out when he wakes up.. hehehe..

Miller: Yeah, well, it’s time for our next match up!!

Paco: No it’s not! Listen! Here comes the House of Pain!

:~: "Voodoo Child" by Jimmy Hendrix hits and the crowd goes crazy as we see the, now seven, members of HOP and HOP2k make their way down to the ring. Dean is leading with Mobley and Warrick behind him, carrying their titles, Syren is behind them with his title and behind them is Coe, Horak and Angel. Silverfreak appears from the behind the curtain, holding his mid section and obviously very pissed off… They get in the ring and Warrick, Freak, Mobley and Syren all climb each turnbuckle raising their belts high as Dean stands in the middle of the ring with a mic in his hand. Coe, Angel and Horak stand, making a triangle around him. The ovation for HOP is so deafening that the roof feels like it is about to blow off the arena. Then, the four standing on the turnbuckles get down and approach the middle of the ring as all seven, eight counting Dean, members stand together. Dean then separates himself from them and begins to pace back and forth and speak:~:

Dean: Hot Damn! It is ovations like that which keep me in the business to this very day! You guys are the absolute best!

:~:Crowd goes crazy and chants "HOP! HOP!" Dean gets up and raises the roof to this, which brings the cheers even louder. He then gets back down and speaks.:~:

Dean: Well, lets get down to business and as to why we are out here. You see, HOP and HOP2k had some business to take care off and well we got the job done, for the most part. HOP2k destroyed the Death Rebels and Derek Mobley was able to take out Titan 3 to retain his world title. However, I was sadly disappointed when we failed to eliminate those FTF morons in our Ultimate Survival match. And that has been troubling me for the past week...why did we fail? What held us back? Is it that Killa Kelli is that good?

:~:Crowd responds with a unanimous "HELL NO!" Dean shakes his head in approval:~:

Dean: Or is it because that overrated, main event wannabe, Kylo, turned on us during the match?

:~:Crowd responds with another emphatic "HELL NO!" Dean again shakes his head in approval:~:

Dean: Amen suckas! It was none of that, the fact that we lost was simply because...one of us dropped the ball. One of us failed the team when they were needed most. And one of us....one of us is a traitor and someone who needs to go, immediately!

:~:Dean then walks up to all seven members and looks them all straight in the eye. He passes Horak who looks nervous, then Angel, who seems to think it is him and looks depressed. He then passes Freak, Coe and Mobley who look very confident it is not them. He then comes up to Warrick and Syren. Warrick doesn't look like he is paying attention and Syren just looks right back at Dean. Dean then turns around and gets up in Angel's face and Angel looks terrified. Dean then puts his mouth right up into the mic and speaks very clearly, but with an angry growl in his voice.:~:

Dean: Get him!

:~:Suddenly, all the HOP members turn and start to beat on SCOTT SYREN!!! They take him down and start to stomp on him. Syren tries to get up but can't, as the odds are overwhelmingly against him. Mobley then grabs Syren's legs and locks in the Thrilla and Syren screams in pain as the other members continue to kick him. Mobley then lets it go and shouts at Freak. They pick Syren up and hold him in place as Warrick charges at him and flies at him nailing the Joint! Syren falls down, looking out. Coe, who is now perched on the top rope, then leaps off nailing Tasteless on Syren! Horak then walks over to Syren, with a crazy look in his eye, he picks Syren up, hooks him between his legs and drops him with the Horakinator! They then hear Angel screaming, he is on the top rope. Mobley then lifts Syren up and hands him to Angel, Angel then has Syren across his shoulders and leaps off delivering the Fall From Grace! Syren is laid out big time now. Syren though, moves his hand a little bit and Freak looks right down at him, and he looks like a lunatic! Freak then turns Syren over to where he is laying face first and he locks in Riga Mortis! He keeps it on for a few good minutes until Syren's body is completely limp. Freak then gets up and Dean says something to Freak. Freak then gets help from Mobley to lift up Syren's limp body and they toss him to Dean. Dean then picks him up high over his head and drops him with a devastating thud as he nails the Razorback on Syren!! We start to see blood oozing out of Syren's mouth. Dean then takes the IC Belt and starts to whip Syren across the body with it, Dean speaks as he does this.:~:

Dean: Don't you EVER.....EVER....EVER....try to cross us again! You are nothing but a worthless, piece of sh*t! Ugh, you make me sick! You are nothing but a chump sucka who is not worthy of being in....

:~:Dean then whips him once as he yells out each letter..:~:

Dean: H.....O.....P!!!

:~:Dean, now breathing heavily, drops the mic and throws the title outside of the ring, instead of laying it on top of Syren. The crowd seems stunned, but most cheer the decision, backing up Dean and the HOPers. "Voodoo Child" then plays and the six remaining members of HOP and HOP2k exit the ring, looking very satisfied. Well all but Tatum Coe exit the ring.. He goes to where Dean threw the IC title and picks it up.. he wraps it up around his waist and then gets inside the ring and begins to stomp on a now knocked out Syren.. He then pins him, and with his own hand counts.. one! Two! Three! He gets up and throws his arms in the air as the crowd cheers loudly.. Coe takes off the IC title and then tells a knocked out Syren that the IC title belongs to him now.. Tatum Coe leaves the ring, then stops on the outside and tosses the title back to Syren.. as he smiles and then finally leaves to the back. We cut back to the announce table…:~:

Miller: They killed Syren!!!

Paco: You bastards!!!

Miller: Well not really killed him, but close enough.. Why is Dean blaming the HOP and HOP2K performance at the PPV on Scott Syren?

Paco: Well you got to blame someone.. I guess Syren was the unlucky one..

Miller: Yeah, but Syren is a hell of a wrestler.. He’s the IC Champion! Why get rid of him and not, let’s say, Angel or Tatum Coe who don’t have any titles!?

Paco: Well, in this sports Miller, you have to make sacrifices.. Scott Syren was just sacrificed..

Miller: I guess so.. but the House of Pain, who was 10 strong going into the PPV.. have now been reduced to 7 including Dean..

Paco: Yeah… it looks like we are seeing history repeat itself Miller.. The House of Pain, is once again, crumbling down..

Miller: Amen to that.. Well, maybe now we can go to our next match.. This one, is one of our grudge matches!!

Paco: Awesome!!

:~:The camera switches over to Joey who is ready to announce the next match…:~:

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen the following is a “grudge” match scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit…

:~:The crowd cheers loudly and then “La Vida es un Carnaval” By Gloria Estefan begins to play and the crowd gives Esteban Romero a nice reaction…:~:

J. Styles: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Caracas, Venezuela and being accompanied by the lovely Cecilia del Solar.. Here is… Esteban Romero!!!

:~:They stop at the steels steps and Romero plants a huge kiss on Cecilia.. the crowd hoots and hollers as he then gets inside the ring.. Cecilia looks on and then “Down with the Sickness” by Disturbed begins to play as Mark Horak comes out accompanied by his girlfriend, Ellen. :~:

J. Styles: and his opponent.. making his way to the ring from Magnolia, Texas and being accompanied to the ring by a MINOR.. I mean uh, being accompanied to the ring by Ellen Huerta.. Here is House of Pain member… Mark Horak!!!

:~:They walk down the ramp and then stop in front of the steel steps.. They look at Romero and Cecilia and then laugh.. Then they hug and begin to kiss each other with a passion.. Most of the crowd appears disturbed, and most of the fans in the front row are forced to look away.. Horak then goes to get inside the ring but gets stopped by a baseball slide drop kick from Romero!! :~:

Miller: Man that’s just disturbing!

Paco: You were looking? Eww man! I was too busy looking at Cecilia.. That’s one hot mamacita!!!

:~: Romero pounds Mark Horak with rights and left and then whips him hard against the guard rail.. The ref tells them to get it inside but they pay him no mind.. Romero then whips Horak towards the steel steps but Horak reverses it and Romero hits hard! Horak walks over and then stomps on Romero a few times.. He then picks him up, way over his head and then drops him chest first on the guard rail! Romero is down in the floor and holding his neck in pain.. Horak stomps on him as Ellen looks on clapping for her legal guardian, I mean, man. Horak picks up Romero and goes to throw him inside the ring but Romero puts on the breaks, elbows Horak in the mid section and then grabs Horak by his head and smashes it against the ring apron.. He does it a couple of more times and Horak stumbles to the floor.. Romero jumps on the apron and the ref again tells him to get inside.. Romero ignores him, and as Horak gets up.. Romero jumps off and nails him with a missile drop kick!! Romero picks up Horak and throws him inside the ring.. He gets in himself and the ref finally calls for the bell..:~:

Miller: Well the match is officially underway!

Paco: Yeah, unfortunately.. I wish the ref would have let them go at it on the outside a little more..

:~:Romero goes for the pin but only gets one.. He picks up Horak and whips him to the ropes.. Horak reverses it though and Romero bounces off… Horak puts his boot up and nails Romero right on the kisser! Romero goes down but Horak picks him back up and then scoops him up.. Horak walks around with Romero before sending him flying over his head with a Fall-away slam! Horak goes for the pin now and the ref counts! One! Two! Kick out by Romero.. Horak sits him up and applies a headlock.. Romero fights it off but the massive arms of Horak have a good grip.. Romero, still tries and manages to make it to his feet.. Romero elbows Horak in the mid section, trying to break the hold.. No luck.. He does it a couple of more times and is finally free.. He bounces himself off the ropes and Horak goes for another big boot bit this time Romero ducks it, bounces off the other side and as Horak turns around, he nails him with a spinning heel kick! Horak goes down and Romero goes for the pin, one! Two! Kick out by Horak!:~:

Miller: This has been a pretty good match up so far…

Paco: It sure has.. Cecilia, Ellen.. quite a match indeed.. If I only had one night.. [ahem]

:~: Romero goes to the corner and climbs it.. He waits for Horak to get up, when he does, Romero jumps off and goes for a double axe handle smash but Horak catches him by his neck instead with his two massive hands!! Romero tries to break free but can’t and then Horak lifts him and drops him with a double handed Chokeslam!!! The crowd gives a huge “OH!” after the big impact… Horak goes for the pin.. One! Two! Th.. kick out!! Close but no cigar.. Horak can’t believe it but continues his attack.. He peels Romero off the apron, picks him up and then whips him to the ropes.. Romero bounces off and Horak stands by the ropes, he catches Romero and sends him flying to the outside with a back body drop!! No! Romero hangs on to the ropes and lands on the apron.. Romero turns Horak around and nails him with a right hand.. Romero then hooks Horak for a suplex, he lifts him and drops him to the outside!! Romero is still standing on the apron with his back turned to Horak, he looks over his shoulder, waiting for Horak to get up.. Horak eventually does and Romero jumps on the top rope and then jumps backwards and connects with a Moonsault!!:~:

Miller: What a move by Romero!!

Paco: Hell yeah!! And they are back on the outside!! Stay there boys!!

:~:Romero makes it to his feet and looks around at the crowd who are cheering him.. He smiles and picks up Horak.. he throws him in the ring and goes in himself.. Romero goes for the pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! And Ellen grabs Romero’s foot! Romero breaks the pin and looks at her with a confused look.. He stands up and asks her “what’s her problem?!” Cecilia comes around and turns Ellen around! Cecilia starts arguing with her and Ellen slaps her across the face! “OH!” is heard from the crowd and then Cecilia takes Ellen down with a spear… Both women begin to wrestler around in the floor as the crowd begins chanting “cat fight! Cat fight!” Romero smiles and then turns around, to his surprise, Horak is standing there! Horak runs him over with a clothesline! Romero comes back up and Horak runs him over again!! Horak then picks him back up and whips him to the corner, Romero hits hard and Horak follows it up with a huge crushing clothesline! Horak then peels Romero off the corner, lifts him and drops him face first on the top turnbuckle!!:~:

Miller: We have two matches going on now Paco!!

Paco: Alright! I love a good cat fight!! Haven’t seen one in a while!!

:~:Horak then takes Romero to the middle of the ring where he gives him a kick to the gut and then hooks him between his legs! Horak says it’s over.. he wraps his arms around Romero’s waist, but right as he is about to pick him up, Romero back body drops him!! Romero turns around just as Horak is getting up.. Romero jumps on Horak’s shoulders and drops him with a fast Hurricanrana!! Romero grabs Horak’s legs for the pin, One! Two! Kick out by Horak!! Romero quickly goes to the corner, as Horak is laying in the middle of the ring.. On the outside.. another ref has manage to separate the two ladies.. Who keep eyeing each other from a far.. Romero stands at the very top and then jumps off, and goes for his five star Frogsplash! He hits! No, Horak pulled his legs in, nailing Romero in the mid section! Romero rolls around in the ring.. apparently haven’t lost all the air in his lungs.. Horak makes it to his feet, picks up Romero.. Hooks him between his legs, lifts him and drops him with The Horakinator!!! Horak makes the pin and the ref counts.. one! Two! Three!! Bell rings! :~:

J. Styles: Here is your winner… MARK HORAK!!!

:~:Ellen gets inside the ring and begins to celebrate with her man as Romero rolls to the outside.. The camera switches over to Paco and Miller.. :~:

Miller: and the youngest member of House of Pain remains undefeated Paco!!

Paco: Yeah, Mark Horak is really doing good.. But you know who I feel sorry for?

Miller: Romero?

Paco: No man, Cecilia..

Miller: Huh? Why?

Paco: Because she’s going to jail now..

Miller: What are you talking about?

Paco: Didn’t you see!? She was beating up a minor!!

Miller: Oh Lord.. Folks we’ll be right back after a quick break…

:~:Show goes to commercial…:~:


Silverfreak Bennie? Ole T-Shirt? Frozen Hat? You can find all this kick ass sh*t and more… at the ICWF store! [yes it rhymes!!]

:~:The show comes back from commercial and the scene cuts to backstage, where we see Titan 3 walking through a steel door. He lets the door slam hard shut behind him, and then the camera backs up, showing a full frontal view of the man. He has a large brown potato sack in his right hand, and he drags it on the ground as he continues down the hallway. After a few seconds, he walks by a door with the letters "HOP" written on the front. Titan stops in front of the door, and drops the large potato sack all the way to the floor. He whistles a tune and takes something from his pocket...a small black "ball" with a fuse on the end of it. He then takes out a Zippo and lights the fuse. He whistles as the fuse gets almost to the end, then suddenly reaches over and pops the door open, tossing the black ball inside the room, and slamming the door closed. Inside the room, you hear a loud thudding explosion, and people are heard coughing furiously inside. Titan 3 takes few steps back, still whistling as if nothing is wrong, and opens up the sack. He pulls out a Louisville Slugger, and then gets into a batting stance. Suddenly the door flies open, and out runs Mark Horak. He is immediately greeted with a baseball bat shot to his mid-section. Horak drops immediately, and then Silverfreak comes running out crying because his eyes sting. He's coughing loudly, but suddenly his coughs turn into a loud grunt as Titan 3 slams the baseball bat into his chest with a vicious major league swing. Silverfreak flies backwards, and lands on the ground, rolling around, grasping his chest. Warrick Hill comes out next, and he too gets dropped, but with a shot right to the face!! Warrick falls, and Titan 3 stands over him, jabbing the end of the bat into his forehead over and over...finally, Mobley comes running out, coughing and wiping his chin with his sleeve...his zipper is undone, and his clothes are a mess...Titan 3 levels him with a single swing. You can hear Mobley moaning in pain. Titan 3 then throws the bat down, and works like a man on a mission, still with an emotionless expression on his face. He picks up Mark Horak and flings him over his shoulder. He carries Horak over to where Warrick Hill is laying, and then sets Horak down face first in Warrick Hill's crotch!! Titan 3 stops and examines his work, then goes back and spreads the motionless Warrick's legs open a little further, and takes his limp hands and places them on top of the unconscious Mark Horak's head. Titan then goes over to Silverfreak, and picks him up, carrying him over to a table, and letting his front-side fall across the table. He then goes and grabs Mobley, dragging him over to the table. Titan sets Mobley directly behind Silverfreak, to where it looks like Mobley is "having some fun" with his fellow HOP buddy Silverfreak!! Titan 3 gets behind Mobley and yanks Mobley's pants down to his ankles...to where all you can see is his underwear pressed up against Silverfreak’s' bent over @ss... the camera moves down and you see Mobley wearing his black shoes and his black knee-high socks...Titan 3 then goes over and takes his thumbs, pressing them against Mobley's face and turning his painful frown into a smile! Titan then takes the potato sack and reaches into them. He takes out some make-up and some wigs, and then puts a wig on each HOP member, and does a quick make-up job them. The next scene shows Titan standing next to the four "women"....He smiles and says... :~:

Titan 3: Now THAT is more like it! You faggots want to play dress-up huh? Well I hope you're all happy now!

:~:Titan 3 then walks up next to Mobley, who's still knocked out with a smile as he ummm....leans over a very receptive Silverfreak...Titan chuckles and puts his arm around Mobley, talking to him...:~:

Titan 3: You were wrong about me being your bitch, Mobley. THERE is your bitch,...BITCH! *Points down at Silverfreak* You guys actually look pretty good. If I was a flame-throwing peter-puffing queer like you monkeys, I might ask you out...but I prefer beating the s*it out of you instead! F*ck the Fans, and F*CK the House of Lame! I'll leave you err, umm..."girls" to what you were doing before I showed up. See you around ladies!

:~:Titan walks off laughing as the camera zooms in on the four dressed up HOP members and then it fades to black… It then comes back with Paco and Miller, who have shocked look on their face..:~:

Miller: Did you just!? I mean can you? What Titan 3 just.. I have to go back there Paco!

Paco: Sit down Miller! You ain’t getting none of that action!!

Miller: no, I was just going to go, uh, [ahem] check out on them..

Paco: Right..

Miller: Well anyway.. what a vicious attack by Titan 3!! Obvious the little parody House of Pain did on Tuesday Night Fights really upset the big guy!!

Paco: Hell, I would be upset too.. but did you notice how T3 did the attack on his own? Where was Kali? Where was Mozz? Where was Kylo? Is the FTF about to go bye-bye too like the HOP?!

Miller: Who knows.. like the old saying goes..

Paco: I know, I know.. we’re just going to have to wait and see…

Miller: Right, so let’s go to our next match up.. This one is for the Lightweight Title of the World!!!

Paco: Alright!!

:~:The camera cuts to the back though, where we see El Linchador making his way to the ring. Angel step out in front of him taking Linchy by surprise. Linchy draws back preparing for a fight but Angel holds his hands up, showing no signs of attacking. :~:

Angel: Woah there Linchy, just a tad bit jumpy aren’t we? Don't worry I am not here to attack you this time. It seems like my persistence has paid off, because ODJ has just given me the next shot at who ever should win my...umm...excuse me your title. So I just have one thing to say.

:~:Angel holds out his hand wanting Linchy to shake it. Linchy looks at it reluctantly.:~:

Angel: Oh come on I won't bite.

:~:Linchy carefully reaches out and shakes Angel's hand. :~:

Angel: Good luck tonight. And you had better win.

:~:Angel walks off leaving Linchy with a confused look on his face. The camera switches views and we’re back inside the arena.. Joey is in the middle of the ring, ready do to his thing.. :~:

J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen.. the following is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and it’s for the Lightweight Championship of the World!!!

:~:The crowd cheers loudly.. Then “School’s Out” By Alice Cooper begins to play and the crowd gives a nice reaction.. :~:

J. Styles: Introducing first, the challenger.. Making his way to the ring from Kentucky... Jay Maddox!!!

:~:He comes out and heads to the ring with a very confident look on his face… Once he gets inside the ring.. “HELLLLL-LO, LINCHY-ITES and ICWF’ERS, ‘TIS I…” is heard as the fans reply.. “EL LINCHADOR!” as then “Hello Ladies” By the Beastie Boys begins to play… The crowd cheers loudly as he comes out with the title around his waist and his trainer, Pedro, behind him.:~:

J. Styles: and his opponent.. Making his way to the ring from La Coruna, Spain, and being accompanied to the ring by his trainer, Pedro.. Here is the current Lightweight Champion of the WORLD!!!! El Linchador!!!

:~:He gets inside the ring and gives his title to the ref.. El Linchador and Jay Maddox come face to face, no words are exchanged... the ref calls for the bell and they shake hands… :~:

Miller: Good sportsmanship! Gotta love it..

Paco: Yeah, hooray for professionalism! [sarcasm]

:~:They lock up and El Linchador quickly applies a headlock.. Jay Maddox pushes El Linchador to the ropes, El Linchador bounces off and Jay Maddox catches him and takes him down with a hip toss! El Linchador bounces back up and Jay Maddox takes him down again with the same move.. Once again they jump up and El Linchador charges at Jay, Jay goes for the same move but El Linchador blocks it this time, hooks Jay’s head and drops him with a swinging Neckbreaker! El Linchador goes for a quick pin but Jay kicks out after two.. El Linchador picks him up and whips him to the ropes.. Jay Maddox bounces off, no, Jay hangs on.. El Linchador charges at him and so does Maddox who then trips El Linchador with a drop toe hold, El Linchador lands on the ropes, with his neck landing on the bottom rope, making his head snap back! Jay drags him to the middle of the ring and then picks him up, Jay lifts him for a body slam and connects with it.. Jay now goes to the corner, climbs to the second turnbuckle and then jumps off and nails El Linchador with an elbow to the heart! Maddox goes for the pin but only gets two.. :~:

Miller: Pretty exciting match up so far!!!

Paco: It sure is, hey look!! Angel is coming down to the ring!!!

:~:Angel is indeed coming down to the ring and the crowd gives him a mix reaction.. Jay Maddox picks up El Linchador, then applies a headlock.. he then runs with El Linchador and drops him with a bulldog!! Jay goes for the pin! One! Two! Kick out by El Linchador.. Jay picks him right back up.. and whips him to the ropes.. El Linchador bounces off and Jay goes for a back body drop.. El Linchador flies over him though and takes Jay down with a sunset flip! One! Two! Kick out by Jay. Both men jump to their feet and El Linchador is the quicker of the two, and nails Jay Maddox right in the kisser with a picture perfect drop kick!! El Linchador picks up Jay and takes him to the corner.. There he climbs to the second turnbuckle, hooks Jay and then drops him out of there with a Tornado DDT!!! The crowd cheers and El Linchador goes for the pin! One! Two! Kick Out!! El Linchador gets up and then notices Angel.. He looks at him puzzled and then picks up Jay.. He turns Jay around and applies a full nelson!! Before Jay can get out of it, El Linchador drops him with a Dragon Suplex!! The crowd cheers as El Linchador jumps to his feet.. :~:

Miller: Well it could be all over for the young Jay Maddox!! But I’m still wondering why Angel is out here!

Paco: Maybe he is just here to scout El Linchador..

:~: El Linchador goes to the corner and then climbs it.. He calls for Stampede and is about to deliver it when Angel jumps on the apron.. The ref tells him to get down as El Linchador hops down and confronts Angel.. Angel simply hops down from the ring as El Linchador throws his arms to the side, wondering what’s going on.. El Linchador turns around and Jay is there standing! He hooks El Linchador and gets him with an inside cradle! The ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out.. both men jump to their feet, and both go for a clothesline, knocking each other down!! The crowd begins to cheer.. as both are giving them a good match.. The ref begins the ten count.. but as he reaches 5, Angel gets inside the ring and nails the ref with a forearm shot!! The crowd boos as the ref is out.. Angel quickly grabs El Linchador and throws him out of the ring.. Angel then picks up Jay Maddox, gives him a kick to the gut and then hooks him between his legs.. He pulls him up and then drops him with a vicious Piledriver!! Angel drags Jay towards one of the corners.. Angel then climbs the corner and then jumps off, and connects with 450 splash!! Jay’s finisher move! :~:

Miller: What in the blue hell is wrong with Angel!? Why is he ruining this perfectly good match!?

Paco: I have not idea, maybe he’s jealous of Jay.. After all… Jay pinned him!

:~: Angel now begins to stomp on Jay Maddox as El Linchador gets inside the ring and pushes Angel.. Angel tells him to calm down.. and once again offers his hand for El Linchador to shake.. El Linchador shoves him again obviously very upset!! Angel just shakes his head and is about to exit the ring, but El Linchador pulls him back in and nails him with a right hand!! Angel returns it and both men start to brawl!!:~:

Miller: El Linchador is irate!!! I have never seen him like this!!

Paco: Well Angel has been a thorn in El Linchador’s side for a long time now!! I think El Linchador has had it!!

:~: A bunch officials and refs head to the ring and try to break them up as the show goes to commercial again… :~:


Payback is always sweet.. but revenge..[evil laugh].. Revenge is DEADLY!!

:~:The show comes back in the air, and we find ourselves in the back… We see Mark Horak in the back, on the phone with Ellen. :~:

Mark: Don’t worry Ellen.. I’m ok.. Yeah that shot Titan 3 gave me was quite vicious.. I’m just glad you had already left to the hotel.. or who knows what that asshole might have done to you..

Ellen:Oh Markie.. maybe if I would have been there, none of this would have happened.. We could have been some where else..

Mark: Well it’s happened, so let’s not dwell on it.. Let’s talk about something else.. I expected Pitbull to show up today and accept my challenge.. but I bet Pitbull is not even gonna show up and accept my match. He is a little pussy and he will never amount to anything.

Ellen:Markie watch your mouth.

Mark: Sorry hon...

:~:As Horak is talking a knock is heard on his door. :~:

Mark: Hold on hon, someone is at the door. I think that’s one of the EMTs that was going to bring me some pain killers..

:~:Mark sets the phone down on the table besides the couch he was sitting on, he opens the door and Pitbull is standing there with a bottle of Tylenol. You see an EMT laying down behind Pitbull, knocked out. Mark's eyes open wide as Pitbull tosses him the pills and then punches Mark repeatedly in the face! Mark falls to his knees and Pitbull soccer kicks him right in the Jaw. Mark lets out a cry as he falls backwards. Pitbull then picks him up, throws him into the wall, causing him to crash down onto the phone with a loud thud. Pitbull walks out of the room, then walks back in with a steel chair. He proceeds to hit Horak three times!!! He then sets the chair up on top of Horak, and sits. You can here Ellen screaming in the phone for mark, Pitbull picks up the phone. :~:

Pitbull:Hey there Ellen how's it going? I don't think Mark can come to the phone right now, he is a bit... Unconscious.

Ellen:(screaming in the Phone) YOU MONSTER HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!!! MARKIE HAS ALREADY SUFFERED ENOUGH TODAY!!

:~:Pitbull pulls the phone away from his head and waits for her to calm down. :~:

Pitbull:I want you to do something for me Ellen. Whenever you see Mark again, since I can't very well tell him right now. Tell him if he wants a match at Deadly Revenge 4? He has got one… but not just any one on one match.. oh no.. Tell him he will see me.. in a Dog Kennel match!! If he doesn’t know what that is, just tell him to watch Deadly Revenge 3, where I destroyed this loser in the very exact same match.. Oh and Ellen.. There might not be a title on the line in our match.. but there will be something on the line… YOU!!!

:~:Pitbull hangs up the phone, he then drops it on Mark, looks at him and says… :~:

Pitbull:Man, you just made the Biggest mistake of your life.

:~:Pitbull gets up and walks out of the room, camera fades to black.. It then fades in and Paco and Miller are in front of us…:~:

Miller: Man Paco, you were right.. Today has been hell!! Bodies are dropping all over the place.. some wrestlers have even gotten their behind kicked twice!

Paco: I told you, tonight would be hell on earth.. but guess what Miller? That’s not all… we have oh so much more to come!!

Miller: I know.. but let’s talk about Pitbull and Mark Horak.. another match has been added to Deadly Revenge IV! A dog kennel match between Pitbull and Mark Horak.. and get this.. If Pitbull wins, he gets Ellen!!

Paco: As disturbing as that sounds.. I gotta say.. It will be very interesting to see what happened..

Miller: Speaking of matches being booked Paco.. I just got a fax handed to me that comes directly from ODJ!!

Paco: Where is he at?

Miller: Apparently he is in the Bahamas! But he is watching the show… and this email has to do with what we just saw between El Linchador, Angel and Maddox.. It says here.. what!! Another match for Deadly Revenge Paco!!

Paco: What!? Who vs. who!?!

Miller: It’s a three way dance for the LW title! Jay Maddox vs. El Linchador vs. Angel!!!

Paco: Oh that is so going to kick ass!!

Miller: It sure is.. Deadly Revenge IV is shaping up to be an even bigger card then last years!!!

Paco: Yeah.. I can’t wait for it!!

Miller: Well, we’re going to have to .. Right now it’s time for the next match up of the night.. and this one you are just going to love..

Paco: I know, I know.. Tables, ladders and chairs! Fuck yeah!!

:~:The camera switches over to Joey… :~:

J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and it’s a hardcore rules match!!

:~:The crowd cheers loudly.. then the “theme” for America’s Most Wanted begins to play and the crowd goes wild as TLS makes his way out… :~:

J. Styles: Introducing first.. making his way to the ring from parts unknown.. here is the 2002 Ultimate Survivor!!! The Lost Soul!!!

:~:He walks down the ramp, holding his fist high, you see in his middle finger the all diamond and gold ring awarded to him for winning US3. Once he gets in the ring.. “You Gotta Keep’em Separated!” Is heard as the popular song by The Offspring begins to play… The crowd immediately begins to boo as Kylo makes his way down the ramp.. unfazed by the fans boos… :~:

J. Styles: and his opponent… Making his way to the ring from Detroit, Michigan.. Here is FTF member.. Kylo!!!

:~:He gets inside the ring and immediately begins to go at it with TLS.. the bell rings as Joey gets out of the ring.. :~:

Miller: Well this one will be brutal and bloody!

Paco: I hope so Miller! I hope so!!

:~:Both men continue to exchange blows until they ware each other down.. Kylo throws one last wild hay maker and TLS blocks it and gives Kylo a kick to the gut.. He then grabs him by his head and tosses him to the outside though the middle ropes… TLS follows suit and on the outside he begins stomping on Kylo’s back.. TLS then picks him up and whips him towards the steel steps.. no, Kylo reverses it and TLS hits hard!! Kylo walks over and grabs TLS by his head.. he then begins to smash it against the steel steps hard.. Kylo then lifts TLS over his head and drops him face first into the steps.. Kylo then takes the upper part of the steps and tosses them to the side.. He then grabs TLS.. takes him onto the steps and then hooks TLS between his legs. Kylo brings TLS up for a Piledriver, and delivers it unto the steel steps!! The crowd gives a big “OH!” after the move… Kylo quickly makes the pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by TLS.. Kylo picks him back up.. it takes him a while as TLS is still feeling the effects of the Piledriver. Kylo finally gets him up and whips him towards the steel post, TLS reverses it though and Kylo smashes head first against it!! :~:

Miller: and this two didn’t even bother with wrestling inside the ring Paco!!

Paco: What for?!! There are no rules, so why be in the ring at all!?!

:~:Kylo stumbles around holding his face while TLS checks his neck to make sure it wasn’t broken.. TLS then waits for Kylo to face him, when he does, he runs him over with a clothesline!! TLS now looks under the ring and takes out a chair… He then walks over towards Kylo and nails him with it across his back!! TLS tosses the chair to the side, flips Kylo over and makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out! TLS looks under the ring again and this time he pulls out a Singapore cane! He picks up Kylo and then takes a few steps back, and swings!! Kylo ducks the attack though and kicks TLS in the mid section.. TLS folds in pain and then Kylo nails him with a right hand! TLS drops the cane and Kylo quickly grabs it, spins it around and then begins to beat TLS with it!! TLS tries to block the shots, but most make it through!! TLS drops to his knees and Kylo keeps on nailing him.. TLS is laying flat on his face and Kylo continues his attack!!! He finally stops, only because he appears to be out of breath.. He flips TLS over and makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out by TLS!! :~:

Miller: Kylo looked like he lost it there for a second or two!!!

Paco: Well the man said he was going back to his old self.. and being a crazy son of a bitch was his old self.. so.. there you go..

:~:Kylo looks under the ring himself now and pulls out a table!! The crowd cheers as he sets it up and then goes after TLS.. he picks him up and TLS surprises him with a right hand! Kylo stumbles backwards and then trips over the table he set up.. TLS tries to straighten his body up but he is still feeling the stinging from the lynching he took earlier.. TLS grabs the chair he used before and then walks towards Kylo who is getting up.. Kylo gets up and TLS tosses him the chair.. Kylo catches it and TLS delivers a spinning karate kick right into the chair, ramming it against Kylo’s face!! Kylo goes down and TLS walks over and picks him back up.. He then hooks him for a suplex.. He stands next to the table and then picks Kylo up, and delivers a Brainbuster right onto the table!! It shatters to pieces and the crowd goes wild!! TLS moves the pieces of wood out of the way and then makes the pin.. One! Two! Kick out by Kylo!! The crowd boos but TLS acts as if he expected him to kick out.. He picks up Kylo and then throws him over the railing, onto the fans!! He then goes over himself.. and sees Kylo trying to get up.. He shouts at Kylo, telling him to get up but then begins kicking him to make sure he stays down.. :~:

Miller: Kylo is taking a beating Paco!!

Paco: He sure is.. but so is TLS.. He might be in control, but for now… Don’t count Kylo out just yet!

:~:They continue to go through the crowd and then arrive in the open area to the left of the Insane-A-Tron… TLS is still pounding Kylo.. TLS walks over to a table where cables and other equipment have been thrown on top of it. He tosses everything to the side and then lays Kylo on the table.. he then grabs a ladder that is folded up next to the table and stands it up, right in front of Kylo!! The crowd begins to cheer as they know they are about to see something big! TLS begins to climb it and then reaches the top!! He looks down at Kylo and is about to jump when Kylo gets up from the table and then pushes the ladder down!! The ladder falls and TLS goes flying onto some huge speakers, knocking them down and making sparks fly all over the place!!! Kylo walks over and moves one of the big speakers out of the way.. He sees TLS laying down on the floor, unconscious… Kylo pulls him out of there and then pins him! The ref who has finally caught up with the two makes the count.. One! Two! Kick out!! :~:

Miller: TLS kicked out!! Wow, after that big fall who would have thought he would still be conscious!!

Paco: Well I don’t think he was, but I was hoping he was so the match would continue!!

:~: Kylo walks over to the table TLS sat up earlier and then brings it over.. Kylo then puts it over TLS, so it covers him.. Kylo then grabs one of the huge speakers.. he lifts it up with a press slam and then drops it on the table, shattering it to pieces and then crushing TLS under it!!! Kylo gets on top of the speaker, which is on top of TLS and then asks the ref to count.. He does.. One! Two! Three! NO! Two! Two! TLS moved at the last second!! Kylo grabs the ref by his collar as he can’t believe it!! The ref tells him two! Two!! And Kylo lets him go.. He then pushes the speaker out of the way and then picks up a bloody TLS.. He throws him over his shoulder and then takes him past some black curtains and we now find ourselves in the backstage area.. Kylo looks around and finds what he is looking for. A bunch of pieces of guard rail stacked against the wall.. He then takes a running start with TLS and goes to ram him against them but TLS breaks free and falls behind Kylo.. Kylo puts on the breaks.. turns around and gets nailed with a kick to the gut from TLS.. Kylo folds in pain and TLS quickly hooks him and drops him with a DDT onto the cold concrete!!:~:

Miller: Did you hear that loud thud!? My God Kylo’s cranium could be cracked right about now!!

Paco: If you really think about it Miller, Kylo’s cranium was already cracked..

:~:TLS flips Kylo over and makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out!! TLS stands up and picks up Kylo he takes him past the backstage area but that’s where Kylo puts on the breaks, turns TLS around and nails him with a right hand.. TLS returns it and both men begin to go at it back and forth.. Kylo wins this battle as TLS is wobbly.. Kylo takes a few steps back and then nails TLS with a super kick!! TLS drops like a sack of bricks and Kylo then grabs him by his feet and begins to drag him towards… the boiler room!! well right outside of the boiler room, Kylo now picks up TLS and then whips him towards the double doors leading towards the boiler room… TLS reverses it though and Kylo hits hard, opening the doors wide open after crashing onto them!! TLS then quickly picks up Kylo.. hooks him and drops him with a sidewalk slam onto the cold concrete!! TLS makes the pin and the ref counts.. One! Two! Kick out by Kylo!! TLS jumps to his feet and then drops a leg across the neck of Kylo.. He goes for another pin but Kylo kicks out again!:~:

Miller: They have made their way to the boiler room Paco.. Nothing good can come out of this match now!!

Paco: Hell yeah there can… They can bust each other with pipes.. They can put each other through walls.. I mean the possibilities are endless!!

:~:TLS picks Kylo right back up and then hooks him between his legs.. TLS goes for a Powerbomb but Kylo blocks it and back body drops him!!! TLS hits hard and holds his back in big time pain.. Kylo tries to recover as he stumbles around.. He then looks around and begins to shout.. “Where is it!? where is it!?” He disappears for a few minutes and then comes back with a table wrapped up in cardboard.. He sets it up and then removes the cardboard to reveal the table to be a “thick” glass table…! Kylo smiles as it shines brightly.. He then picks up TLS but TLS surprise him with an uppercut that sends Kylo stumbling into the table he sat up.. TLS charges at him but Kylo steps up, catches TLS and drops him with a spinning Spinebuster through the glass table!!! The crowd inside the arena respond with a big “OH!!” Followed by boos.. Kylo gets up and you see pieces of glass stuck to different parts of his body… He looks at a bloodied TLS and tells him is over.. He picks him up, turns him around and applies a chicken wing!! TLS tires to fight the submission move.. but then Kylo breaks it, turns him around and drops TLS with the Downer!! Kylo flips him over and makes the pin.. One! Two! Three!! Bell rings!! The camera switches over to the ring..:~:

J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen… Here is your winner… KYLO!!!

Miller: Kylo pulls out an impressive win!!!

Paco: Yeah! TLS is the Ultimate Survival Champion and Kylo just pinned him.. clean!

Miller: Well that just tells you how tough the competition is here in the ICWF.. Kylo might have been the second to last eliminated.. but he just bounced back big time by pinning TLS..

Paco: Yeah.. up next week have Killa Kali.. who lasted until the end with TLS… how will he fare tonight against Scott Syren!?

Miller: That’s a damn good question.. We will find out after this last commercial.. break.. what the?

Paco: Sirens! You know what that means!!

:~:The sounds of sirens are heard as red and blue lights begin to flash.. The crowd cheers loudly as Handy Man comes out to the ring… He gets down the ram and then gets inside the ring… He looks around at the crowd and then asks for a mic.. He gets one and then waits for the fans to quiet down but they don’t…:~:

Handy Man: All you fans, quiet down for a minute. I got something important to say. Ever since I got back into the ICWF, I have been the number one contender for the World title. But Dougg was afraid to give it to me.. He gives a shot to this guy.. He gives a shot to that guy.. Hell, even Mozz, who is ranked 540 got a shot at the title before I did.. So because of all of this.. me being looked over, I decided to try and get a shot at it the old fashioned way, with hard work. Unfortunately, I didn’t win US3. But, that’s okay. I don’t need the World Title to realize that I am the best. But I am set towards a different goal. My hardcore title. And who holds that? Titan 3. Titan, me and you have had some past together. Remember me, Titan? Remember how it was me in the small battle royal that kicked your ass, and threw you over the top rope? You remember that chump? We never have really faced off one on one, because of problems surfacing one way or another. But this is it, you can’t run anymore Titan, and you can no longer hide from me. So get your ass out here right now Titan, because my foot has got an appointment with your face!!!!

Miller: Handy Man is calling out Titan 3!!!

Paco: Hey, I love Handy Man to death.. But after seeing what Titan 3 did to the House of Pain.. I don’t think that’s a good idea..

:~:Handy Man keeps pacing back and forth in the ring… Titan 3 doesn’t come out and Handy Man begins to get impatient.. :~:

Handy Man: Come on Titan 3!! I know you are here!! I know what you did to those House of Pain Scum bags!!! Bring your ass out here now!!!

Miller: Handy Man is getting upset Paco!!

Paco: Yeah, but where is Titan 3!??!

:~:Handy Man looks towards the entrance but nothing..:~:

Handy Man: Alright fine.. You want to do things the difficult way? Fine.. If you won’t come out here, I will go back there.. and find your happy ass..

:~:Handy Man throws the mic down, exits the ring and then makes his way up the ramp with the fans cheering loudly.. He disappears behind the curtain as the show takes the last commercial of the night… :~:


Payback is always sweet.. but revenge..[evil laugh].. Revenge is DEADLY!!

:~:The show comes back in the air and we are shown footage of Titan riding in his Hummer… apparently, he left the arena a while ago.. As he drives he is looking at some Polaroid’s of the 4 HOP members he attacked earlier. Titan 3 is on his way to post the pictures on the Internet, when he reaches down and flips the radio station to the ICWF Radio broadcast. The only problem is, it's broadcast in Spanish and well...Titan 3 knows poquito Espanol. Just then though, he hears as they cut to an in-ring interview, and Titan 3's eyes grow wide as he hears Handyman, speaking in his stupid Canadian accent, talking trash about Titan 3....Titan gets mad and suddenly swings his vehicle around, making a screeching u-turn in the middle of the freeway. A few cars roar past, honking and almost hitting Titan's vehicle. He flips them off, and then screeches down the interstate at break-neck speeds, heading back to the arena....You see an old crotchety lady crossing the street with her metal walker.....she barely steps off the curb when Titan's Hummer appears out of nowhere, knocking the walker from out in front of her and sending it flying through the air...The old lady looks around, confused as the Hummer keeps going.. but then it’s brought to a screeching halt as right in front of Titan 3, a huge accident has taken place, blocking the only bridge leading to the continental airlines arena… Titan 3 gets out of his Hummer upset.. He looks around and sees there is no way he can make it back.. He slams his hands on the hood as the scene fades to black.. It then comes back on with Paco and Miller before us…:~:

Miller: Titan 3 is going to put those pictures on the web? I wonder what site!!?

Paco: You’re sick..

Miller: What? Nevermind.. at least we now know why Titan 3 didn’t come out to answer Handy Man’s challenge.. He had already left the arena..

Paco: yeah.. and can’t make it back obviously..

Miller: Yeah.. well we’re down to the last match of the night.. The Main Event.. Two guys who didn’t care about each other over 3 weeks ago.. but who became heated rivals right before Ultimate Survival and throughout the Ultimate Survival!! Syren doesn’t believe Killa Kali pinned him cleanly.. and if you think about it.. he didn’t..

Paco: Well sure he used a chair and what not.. but the ref didn’t see it.. so it doesn’t matter..

Miller: and that’s Kali’s exact point of view.. All that matters is that he pinned him for the 1, 2, 3.. and Scott Syren doesn’t agree with that..

Paco: Nope.. so now it’s time to find out.. who really is the better out of the two..

Miller: We sure are because that match is next!!

:~:The camera cuts to the ring where the bell rings 3 times.. the crowd knows what that means and stand up… Joey gets inside the ring and speaks… :~:

J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen…. It’s time.. It’s time.. It’s Main Event Time!!!

:~:Fireworks go off above the ring and in the entrance way and then “Stupid Weiner Kid” By ThyGHTAN begins to play and the crowd cheers like crazy… A banged up Scott Syren makes his way out to the ring..:~:

J. Styles: Introducing first.. Making his way to the ring from Detroit, Michigan.. Here is the current Intercontinental Champion… Scott Syren!!!

:~:He gets inside the ring and appears to be favoring his ribs.. He hands his title to the ref and then “Pain” By 2Pac begins to play.. The crowd boos like crazy and a chant of “F the FTF!” Breaks out.. Killa Kali comes out.. unfazed by the crowd… :~:

J. Styles: and his opponent and challenger… Making his way to the ring from South Central, Los Angeles… Here is the current European Champion… Killa Kali!!!

:~: Killa Kali stops in front of the ring, takes off his title and then gets inside.. Immediately both men begin to exchange blows!!:~:

Miller: Well this one will be quite the brawl Paco! Not many headlocks or hammerlocks on this one..

Paco: Well a brawl is the next best thing to a hardcore match.. So I’m down with it…

:~: Both men exchange blows until Syren gives Kali a knee to the gut.. He then nails him with a forearm shot to the face, knocking him down to one knee.. Syren brings him back up though and then whips him to the corner.. Killa Kali hits hard and Syren follows it up with a huge crushing clothesline!! Syren then hooks Kali by the mid section and drops him with a belly to belly suplex! Syren hooks the leg for the pin now.. One! Two! Kick out by Kali.. Syren picks him back up and whips him to the ropes.. Kali reverses it.. Syren bounces off and Kali nails him with a kick to the mid section.. Syren folds in pain and then Kali nails him with a head scissors kick! Syren goes down and Kali walks over to Syren’s leg, he grabs them and then catapults him to the outside!! Kali goes to the outside himself and picks up Syren who was laying flat on his back.. Kali picks him up, and holds him in a body slam position.. HE then goes to ram him on the steel post but Syren breaks free and pushes Kali into the post!! Kali hits head first and then drops to the ground… Syren picks him right back up and then tosses him inside the ring.. :~:

Miller: They look about even to me Paco?

Paco: Yeah they both have similar styles.. I thought they were going to do some real damage on the outside though.. ah well..

:~:Syren picks him back up, hooks him for a suplex and connects with it.. Syren goes for a quick pin but Kali kicks out after only.. Syren picks him back up and whips him to the ropes.. Kali bounces off and Syren goes for a clothesline but Kali ducks it, swings around Syren and then drops him with a DDT!! Kali flips him over for the pin but only gets two.. Kali is in control now and he picks up Syren.. He then whips him to the ropes, Syren bounces off and Kali nails him with a knee to the mid section, flipping Syren in mid air.. Kali now stomps on Syren before picking him back up.. Kali now turns him around, wraps his arms around him and then drops him with a German suplex!! Kali doesn’t let go though and he brings Syren back up and drops him with a second German suplex!!! Kali still doesn’t let go and he brings Syren back up for a third suplex.. he delivers it!! Finally Kali lets him go and then goes for the pin.. One! Two! Th.. kick out!!:~:

Miller: Kali almost had him there!!

Paco: Yeah.. He didn’t get the pin but Kali is slowly but surely taking over this match up!!

:~:Killa Kali picks up Syren, grabs him by his neck.. lifts him and drops him with a Baldo Bomb!! Kali again has Syren pinned.. One! Two! Kick out by Syren!! Kali gets up and picks him back up.. He hooks Syren for a Russian Leg Sweep but Syren elbows Kali in the face twice, breaking free. Syren goes to grab Kali but Kali gives him a quick thumb to the eye, blinding Kali.. Kali now whips Syren to the ropes but Syren reverses it… Kali bounces off and Syren nails him with a karate kick to the chest!! Kali stumbles onto the ropes, bounces back and gets nailed with another karate kick from Syren, this time to Kali’s mid section! Kali folds in pain and Syren then spins around and takes Kali down with a leg sweep! Kali lands on his upper body and neck hard!! Syren goes for a pin but only gets two.. Syren picks Kali back up, and then gets him in a gorilla press position.. Syren pushes Kali up and down a few times before dropping him hard to the mat with a slam!!:~:

Miller: Oh that one Kali is going to feel in the morning!

Paco: I don’t think either of these two men will even feel their bodies tomorrow..

:~:Syren doesn’t go for the pin, instead he picks up Kali.. he then grabs him by the mid section, lifts him an drops him with a Backbreaker! This time Syren goes for the pin.. One! Two! Kick out!! Syren picks Kali back up and then whips him towards the corner.. Kali puts on the breaks though and it is he that whips Syren to the opposite corners! Kali whips him so hard that Syren goes between the top and middle turnbuckle and smashes his shoulder against the steel post!! Kali gets his breath back and then grabs Syren out of the corner, he picks him for a body slam but drops him with a shoulder-breaker instead!! Syren is in serious pain and Kali makes the pin! One! Two! Kick out by Syren!! Killa Kali picks him back up, hooks him for another Russian Leg Sweep and this time he delivers it!! Kali gets on top of Syren and goes for another pin.. One! Two! Kick out by Syren!! Kali continues his attack.. He picks up Syren, hooks him and drops him with an inverted atomic drop!! Syren hops around holding his jewels as Kali waits for Syren to face him.. Syren eventually does and Kali goes for a spear!! Syren moves out of the way though tough and Kali spears the ref!!:~:

Miller: Oh, oh! Things are not looking good now!

Paco: Like hell they aren’t! Now they can use weapons and mo’shit!! Hooray for the ref being down I say…

:~:Kali gets up and kicks the ref.. apparently blaming what happened on the ref.. Killa Kali turns around and Syren is there to greet him with a right hand!! Kali stumbles backwards and Syren continues to nail him with right hands!! Syren then whips Kali to the ropes.. Kali bounces off and Syren applies a sleeper hold!! Just as he does this.. Kylo comes out from the fans with a 2 x 4!! Kylo stays outside of the ring though and points at Syren!! Syren spits at him and both begin to curse at each other… Kali in the mean time tries to get out of the hold, and manages to do so with a jawbreaker!! Syren falls backwards as Kali shakes off the cobwebs.. He then sees Kylo standing on the outside.. Kylo points towards the 2 x 4 and Kali nods! He looks over at the ref who is still down.. Kali then comes close to the ropes, leans over for Kylo to give him the 2 x 4… Kylo gives it to him.. right between the eyes!! The crowd is in shock as Kylo just broke the 2 x 4 over Kali’s head!! Kali stumbles backwards, right into Syren who turns him around, gives him a kick to the gut and then hooks him between his legs.. Syren then hooks both arms of Kali, lifts him up and drops him with The Fawkyooup!!!! The crowd cheers as Syren now makes the pin.. The ref comes back from the dead and sees the pin.. He counts! One…. Two… Three!!!! Bell rings!!:~:

J. Styles: Here is your winner… and STILL the Intercontinental Champion!!!! SCOTT SYREN!!!

Miller: Well Scott Syren wins, but with some assistance from Kylo!!!

Paco: But why!! I thought he was in the FTF!!

:~: Kylo gets inside the ring and then begins to stomp on Kali as Syren gets his IC belt from the ref.. The ref tries to tell Kylo to cut it out but then gets punched in the face for his troubles.. Kylo then picks up a busted open Kali and then turns him around and applies The Downer submission!!:~:

Miller: and Kylo is now attacking Kali.. C’mon now.. this is unnecessary!!

Paco: What the hell does this mean though!? Is Kylo, after being in the group for only a week, wanting out of it!!!??

:~: Kylo breaks the submission, turns Kali around and drops him with the other part of his finisher, the Diamond cutter!! Sirens are heard all of the sudden though as Handy Man rushes to the ring with a couple of shirts on his hand.. He slides under the bottom rope and then throws the shirts to the side.. He picks up Killa Kali and then tells Kylo to get the European title.. Kylo does and Handy Man holds Killa Kali up for Kylo who looks at the European title and then smashes Killa Kali with it!! Handy Man lets Kali go and his limp body falls to the mat..:~:

Miller: What the hell!? Why is Handy Man out here! And why is he helping Kylo!!

Paco: I think you and both know the answer to that.. and I think the fans are about to know it too!!

:~: Handy Man puts on one of the shirts as Kylo rips the FTF shirt he had on to reveal another T-Shirt.. a black T-shirt with white letters that read Explicit Content!! The crowd boos really loud now as they then see Handy Man wearing the same T-Shirt.. Syren is about to hop down from the ring when Kylo stops him.. Handy Man tosses the extra T-shirt to Kylo and Kylo tosses it to Syren!! The crowd boos loudly and tell him not to put it on!:~:

Miller: Oh my God Paco, our fears were right.. Explicit Content is back!!!

Paco: and if Syren joins them, it will be better than ever! Wow!! Will he join?

Miller: We don’t have time to find out.. Goodnight folks!!

Paco: Nooo!!!

:~: Syren looks at the shirt and then at Kylo and Handy Man.. He then flips it over.. and begins to put it on!!! The crowd boos louder then ever now as Syren has decided to join them.. All 3 men then raise each other’s arms in victory.. Another fraction is born in the ICWF.. A group has declared a new war in the ICWF… How will the House of Pain, HOP2K and FTF respond? Stay tune to find out!! The credits roll and the show comes to an end…:~:

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