Miller: Welcome everyone to Birmingham, Alabama.. welcome to another edition of Friday Night Heat!! I am your host Genuine Miller and along side with me is the man of thousand drinks, Paco... what's going on buddy?
Paco: Nothing much man, just getting ready for prophecies.. it’s less then a week away and it promises to be a great PPV!
Miller: It ought to be, specially when you have guys like Haynes and Rage going at it as well as Handy Man vs. Johnny Hunter...
Paco: Yeah and don't forget Kylo vs. Steve Strong!
Miller: Yeah, but let's talk about tonight.. the lightweight title is FINALLY on the line when Jason Storm takes on Riot...
Paco: that guy is funny as hell!
Miller: I think he's more weird then funny but in any event, we also have Sam "The Man" taking on Kylo in a Exploding Barbwire Table Match!!
Paco: Oh man oh man.. that type of match was made specially for me Miller, see that's why I like Kylo... he knows how to please a commentator...
:~:Mike Hall makes his way to the ring. :~:
Miller: Yeah, anyway.. also tonight folks the tag team division finally gets underway as two new teams go at it for their first win as a tag.. I say as a tag because in singles competition, all man are undefeated...
Paco: Which means the tag match will be a great one, and it has hardcore rules too!! WOOOHOOO!
Miller: Uh yeah, but first folks we have TLS taking on SMH...
Paco: Stephanie McMahon Helmsley is here!? What the hell? I didn't know she wrestled!!
Miller: No you idiot!! "Showtime" Mike Hall!!
Paco: oh Hahaha! sorry, it's just that you said SMH.. get it? SMH!? It's like... nevermind...
Miller: Yeah thank you, to Joey we go....
Paco: wait, what did you think about Titan’s Margarita stand? I think I might go get me a couple.. want one?
Miller: I don’t know what to make of it, but no, I don’t want one… Joey?
Paco: pussy..
J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen our next match up is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit. Introducing first the man already in the ring, he comes to us from Victoria, British Columbia..... CANADA!... here is "HBO... err.. SHOWTIME" Mike Hall!!!
:~:The crowd boos loudly and then the theme for "America's Most Wanted" begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction, yes some are actually cheering. TLS makes his way to the ring.... :~:
J. Styles: and his opponent, he comes to us from parts unknown... he weights in at 235 pounds and stands at 6'4" tall.... here is The Lost Soul!!!
:~:He walks slowly to the ring and gets inside.. he sees Mike Hall and immediately charges towards him.. they lock up and Mike Hall applies a headlock. The bell rings. :~:
Miller: Here we go Paco, FNH is underway and we have a guy who is on quite a roll... and another that well, no one knows just what the hell happened to Mike Hall....
Paco: Yeah, he was a hell of a wrestler.. I mean he won 7 matches in a row... he then went 2 and 2 and now has lost the last 7 matches he has been on... that's the worst losing streak ever in the ICWF....
Miller: Well... ? some one has been doing a lot of work...
Paco: Hey I might be a alcoholic, but I'm also a workaholic.. although I like the first one better... have you see my beer mate?
:~:Mike Hall breaks the hold and whips TLS to the ropes.. TLS reverses it though and Mike Hall bounces off... TLS sends him flying with a back body drop!! TLS stomps away at Mike Hall and then picks him up.. he whips him to the corner, Mike Hall hits hard and comes out stumbling... TLS gives him a kick to the gut, hooks him and drops him with the Soulbuster!!!(Brainbuster) :~:
Miller: Man, TLS is not wasting any time, he already delivered his Trademark Move…....
Paco: Looks like Mike Hall is about to be dropped down further in the “contender’s pit”, he's getting close to that "J" word...
:~:The Lost Soul climbs the corner, looks down at Mike Hall who is not moving a muscle and jumps off, connecting with the Souled Out!!!! (somersault leg drop) TLS makes the cover and the ref counts, one! two! three! Bell rings... :~:
J. Styles: Here is your winner.... THE LOST SOUL!!!
Miller: Well so much for that....
Paco: Yeah that match had crappiness written all over it.. and not because of TLS, because the man has become an unstoppable force, but because of Mike Hall...
Miller: Yeah you have to wonder how far will ODJ let him drop before he does something about it...
Paco: who knows..
Miller: Yeah, but TLS is definitely a force to reckon with now… folks we'll be back after this commercial break....
:~:The camera cuts to the backstage area where there is coffee, doughnuts etc.. ODJ is about to pour some coffee when out of nowhere comes Riot and shouts at him... "No, no, no!! don't drink that!" Riot pulls a bottle of laxatives out of his leather jacket and show it to ODJ and point at the coffee then hides it back in his jacket. ODJ nods and they both walk away laughing. You see Jason Storm come into the picture and looking at the two wondering what the hell they are laughing it? He pours himself some coffee and walks away while drinking.. the camera fades to black... (commercial) :~:
:~:The show comes back on the air and you see Riot sneaking into Arryk’s locker room while he's in the shower. He steals his gym bag full of clothes and wrestling tights... then he leaves behind a tight hot pink dress that reads "Riots bitch".. He snickers and is about to leave but he returns and flushes the toilet so the water that is spraying Arryk rage becomes extremely hot!! “WHAT THE FUCK!?!? AHH!” is heard from the shower as Riot leaves quickly.. the camera swings out and you see everyone from wrestlers to technicians to some fans all drinking margaritas.. you see Titan 3 still seating behind his table, mixing drinks while his valet Chloe counts a bunch of bills… the camera cuts back to Paco and Miller… :~:
Miller: Ok the ICWF has gone cookoo!!
Paco: damn this margarita is the bomb diggity!!
Miller: Man is everyone in the arena drinking that shit? Good heavens..
Paco: Miller it’s damn good, you got to try one!!
Miller: No way… and what’s Riot’s problem? Is today prank day or what?
Paco: I don’t know but I wouldn’t drink any coffee if I was you….
Miller: and what about Arryk? Is he going to wrestle in that dress??
Paco: *laughing hard* If he does, it’s going to be very f’n interesting…
Miller: Folks I was just handed a note here by one of the ICWF officials.. the following match it’s a number one contender’s match for the ICWF Tag Hardcore Titles!!
Paco: Wait a minute, I thought the Logan Bros.. already had scheduled a shot at the tag titles..?
Miller: I guess ODJ is going to make them earn that shot… folks let’s go to Joey for the introductions..
J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the next tag HARDCORE match is scheduled for one fall and it has a 20 minute time limit…
:~:The crowd cheers loudly when they hear the “h” word.. no not HO’s! Hardcore, although I could go for some hos right about now.. hmm… *ahem* “”Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction as the first team makes his way to the ring.. :~:
J. Styles: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 580 pounds… here is the team of Alec and “The Hurricane” Justin Stromen… Looks 2 Kill!!!
:~:They get inside the ring and talk strategies.. then “”Last Resort” By Papa Roach begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly… The Logan bros. Head to the ring carrying a table… :~:
J. Styles: and their opponents, at a combined weight of 610 pounds… here is the team of “The Laser” Andrew Logan and Anthony “Lightning” Logan… Electricity!!!
:~:They set the table up and then jump on the apron.. they get inside the ring and look at the opposition.. The bell rings and Alec goes out for his team while Andrew goes out for his… Anthony and Justin circle the ring before locking up…:~:
Miller: Well this one is on it’s way…. Who do you think will walk out of this one the winner Paco?
Paco: Well I’m going to have to go with the two dudes with attitudes, the big men.. the Bros.
Miller: I beg to differ, Looks 2 Kill have been very impressive, and could snatch the victory from them…
:~:Anthony Logan applies a headlock and Justin tries to get out of it… he manages to do so and applies a hammerlock… Anthony tries to reach back but can get the smaller Justin.. Anthony bullies his way to the ropes and Justin is force to break the hold.. Anthony points to his head as if to say “I’m smart” He turns around and gets nailed right in the jaw with a drop kick… Anthony rolls to the outside and Justin quickly bounces himself off the opposite ropes and dives through the ropes and nails Anthony with a suicide dive! The crowd gives a nice pop, Justin picks up Anthony and whips him to the steel steps but Anthony over powers him and pulls him in only to drop him with a short arm clothesline… Anthony picks up Justin and tosses him inside the ring.. :~:
Miller: Justin caught Anthony off guard there…
Paco: Yeah but Anthony is still standing, which means that Justin didn’t do any damage.
:~:Anthony brings Justin up and hooks him for a suplex, half way up Justin breaks loose though and falls behind Anthony and shoves him to his corner! Anthony hits chest first and Justin tags his partner and the big man comes in.. They double whip him to the ropes, Anthony bounces off and Justin jumps on his shoulders and drops him with a Hurricanrana while Alec bounces off the ropes and falls on top of Anthony with a splash! Alec hooks the leg for the pin, one! Two! and Andrew breaks the count.. :~:
Miller: Pretty good tag teaming by Looks 2 Kill…
Paco: Yeah I’m shocked..
:~:Alec picks up Anthony and whips him to the ropes.. Anthony bounces off and Alec misses with a clothesline.. Anthony rebounds and nails Alec with a drop kick to his knee.. Alec drops and Anthony makes the tag to Andrew, the crowd cheers. Andrew comes in but Alec makes it to his feet quickly and gives Andrew a kick to the gut.. He hooks him for a suplex but Andrew blocks it and delivers a swinging Neckbreaker instead! Andrew makes the quick pin but only gets two. Andrew picks up the huge Alec and whips him to the ropes, Alec reverses it and Andrew bounces off and gets caught by his neck! Alec calls for a Chokeslam but Anthony comes from behind and nails him with a forearm shot… this brings Justin in and all hell breaks loose!! :~:
Miller: Uh oh…
Paco: This one is about to get good Miller!
:~:Justin nails Anthony with a couple of right hands and then goes to throw Anthony to the corner but Anthony reverses it.. Anthony gives Justin a kick to the gut and plants him to the mat with a DDT! Andrew calls for Anthony and both men go to work on Alec, they double whip him to the corner and the big man hits hard.. Andrew whips Anthony towards Alec and Anthony connects with a huge splash! Alec comes out stumbling, the Logan bros. Look to the table outside and then quickly hook the big man and give him a double suplex to the outside! Alec goes through the table!! :~:
Miller: Oh man, they picked him up like he as nothing!!
Paco: 350 pounds of nothing, more tables though! More tables!!
:~:Andrew goes to the outside and Anthony is about to follow but he gets pulled back in by Justin who gives him a hard right hand that staggers him.. Justin whips him to the ropes, Anthony bounces off and Justin nails him with a spinning heel kick! Justin looks to the outside and sees Andrew picking up Alec, he rushes to the corner, jumps on top of it and then dives off and nails Andrew with a missile drop kick!! Laser goes down and Justin makes the pin, one! Two! Kick out!! Justin tells Alec to get up while he picks up the big man.. Alec makes it to his feet but he gets blind sided by Anthony with a baseball slide kick! Justin curses then gets surprised by Andrew who grabs him by the neck and chokeslams him right on the steel ramp!! :~:
Miller: Woah these two teams are not holding anything back!!
Paco: I know, and I’m glad, bring out another table damn it!!
:~:Anthony and Logan pick up the big man Alec and toss him inside the ring.. Andrew goes in himself while Anthony grabs a chair.. he tosses it to Andrew and then climbs the corner… Andrew lays the chair in the middle of the ring and then picks up the big man and applies a torture rack!!! Anthony comes off with a leg drop right on Alec as Andrew lets him go, driving the skull of Alec onto the chair!! The crowd gives a big “OH!!” after the devastating move as Anthony goes for the cover.. Justin tries to come inside but gets stopped by Andrew who nails him with a knee to the rib cage area… the ref counts, one! Two! Three!! Bell rings… :~:
Miller: What a match!!
Paco: Awesome match!!!
J. Styles: Here are your winners and the new #1 contenders.. ELECTRICITY!!!
:~:Justin pulls Alec to the outside as the Logan Bros. Celebrate their victory.. Justin and Alec start to make their way to the back when “Cowboy” By Kid Rock begins to play and another new team, “Extreme Inc.” rush down the ramp with steel chairs.. they nail Looks 2 Kill with them and then begin to stomp on them.. Electricity back in the ring are laughing and pointing at them… Looks 2 Kill are out and Extreme Inc. look towards the ring and then motion to their waist for the tag titles… both members of Electricity hold their index finger up telling them they are the “#1 contender..” Extreme Inc. shake their head “no” and point to themselves.. having had enough, Electricity invites them to the ring.. SledgeHammer and BladeRunner look at eachother and then rush to the ring! :~:
Miller: Looks like Extreme Inc. want some of Electricity!!
Paco: Well Extreme Inc. have said that they are back in the ICWF to get what was once theirs, the World Tag titles.. but Electricity ain’t having it.. look at them go!!!
:~:Both teams exchange blows until a flock of refs head to the ring to break it up… the camera cuts to the back where you see Jason Storm rushing to the bathroom cursing like hell.. Riot sees him and burst into laughter.. He sees Titan 3 and gets a Margarita.. he walks away and then you see Scott Syren walk by… Titan 3 tells him to taste his Margarita.. Scott Syren tells him no but Titan 3 insist.. Scott Syren tells him no again yet Titan 3 persist.. Titan 3 grabs him by the arm and tells him come on try one.. Syren shoves him and tells him to “fuck off!” Titan 3 says alright and walks back to his table, grabs the blender and tells Syren: “come on try one” Syren turns around and Titan 3 nails him right in the face with the blender!! Syren goes down and Titan 3 walks back to his table and grabs a margarita, he comes back to Syren who is busted open.. he pours the margarita on his face and then kneels down before him.. “good no??” he then puts a little umbrella on Syren’s mouth and walks away laughing.. the show goes to commercial… :~:
:~:The show comes back in the air in Owner’s Dougg office where he is smoking a fatty… an ICWF official comes in the office and talks to ODJ… :~:
Official: Excuse me sir, I got you the..
ODJ:: Man this Detroit shit Kylo sent me is the bomb… wanna hit? NOPE! Get your own shit!! HAHAHA!
Official: Uh, right.. sir I got the titles.. here…
ODJ:: Excellent.. they will learn to never violate the ICWF rule book again… it’s a big f’n book….. anything else?
Official: Uh yeah, Jason Storm has been taken to the hospital because he was having some uh, intestinal problems…
ODJ:: Gee, wonder how that happen… *giggles*
Official: Sure, whatever, plus some one stole Arryk’s gear.. I think the match is a no go unless you got something in mind??
ODJ:: Actually I do… sign this match for Prophecies.. Jason Storm.. vs. Arryk Rage vs. Riot for the Lightweight Title.. *cough, cough* damn this is some good shit… oh and make it a ladder match.. yeah, I like those… bodies flying everywhere.. *giggles* be gone man, be gone!
Official: Yes sir, 3 way ladder match for the title.. gotcha..
ODJ:: oh, and get me one of those damn good Margaritas too!!
:~:ODJ laughs again and then opens the box the official brought him, the tag titles are in it… ODJ smiles and the camera cuts back to Paco and Miller.. :~:
Miller: Just what in the hell do you suppose?
Paco: what??
Miller: Ok first of all Titan 3 attacks Scott Syren from behind for no apparent reason!
Paco: No, no.. he wouldn’t try his margaritas… *sipping on one* ahh, which are damn good… so I don’t blame him..
Miller: Ok fine but now, thanks to Riot.. we don’t get a Lightweight Title match.. and Arryk Rage might not wrestle!!
Paco: Oh he will don’t worry, poor Storm though… those laxatives were sure strong, hahahaha!
Miller: Man you are drunk aren’t you? You’ll laugh at any f’n thing!!
Paco: Miller, are you upset? Aww… Hahaha!
Miller: God just forget it!!! Let’s go to Joey to see if we are going to have this match or not…
J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen our next match is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit…
:~:”Beautiful People” By Marilyn Manson begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction. :~:
J. Styles: Introducing first the man being accompanied to the ring by his manager Mr. Frost.. from Moscow, Russia… he weights in at 354 pounds and stands at 6’2” tall… here is.. Bearikain!!!
:~:He gets in the ring as his manager watches on.. then “Bad Seed” By Wayne Kramer begins to play… Arryk Rage makes his way out to the ring, apparently he found his ring attire… :~:
J. Styles: and his opponent, making his way to the ring from Des Moines, Iowa.. he weights in at 219 pounds and stands at 5’10” tall.. here is… ”The Bad Seed” Arryk Rage!!!
:~:He gets in the ring and is immediately stomped on by Bearikain.. Bearikain then picks him up and whips him to the ropes.. Arryk Rage bounces off and gets nailed with a huge boot to the face… Arryk stays down and Bearikain drops the leg across his throat!! Bearikain goes for the pin! One! Two! kick out!! :~:
Miller: Man Bearikain has come out on fire!!
Paco: Arryk Rage better regroup and do it quickly!
:~:Bearikain taunts Arryk Rage to get up and then kicks him square on the ribs… Bearikain picks up Arryk Rage and applies a bear hug. Arryk Rage starts to nail him with right hands but it doesn’t seem to work so he bites him right above the eye!! Bearikain breaks the hold, Arryk Rage spits something out and then bounces himself off the ropes and nails Bearikain with a flying clothesline! Bearikain only rocks though and doesn’t go down.. Arryk Rage jumps on the middle of the ropes and springs backwards nailing Bearikain with a Moonsault! That move gets him down and Arryk stays on top for the pin, one! Kick out by the big man… Arryk Rage quickly jumps to his feet and drops the elbow on the chest of the big man, Arryk to his feet and again the same move.. Arryk to his feet and another elbow drop.. Arryk with another pin, one! Two! kick out!! :~:
Miller: That’s what Arryk has to do if he wants to beat Bearikain… use his speed… Bearikain can’t do much if he’s laying on his back..
Paco: Unlike me… get me a hot blonde and you’ll see me do wonders on my back!!
Miller: Great, just the picture I need in my head…
:~:Arryk Rage picks up Bearikain who surprises him with an uppercut.. Bearikain whips Arryk Rage to the corner and he hits hard… Bearikain goes for a splash but Arryk comes out of the corner and hits him with his trademark move sacrilegious!! (super kick) The big man goes down while the crowd chants: “TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” TIMMER!!! Err, wrong show.. hehe… Arryk Rage quickly goes for the pin, one! Two! kick out!! Arryk Rage can’t believe it and neither can the crowd… Arryk Rage picks up Bearikain and whips him to the ropes but the big man reverses it.. Arryk Rage goes for a spinning heel kick but Bearikain blocks it and drops Arryk Rage with a Powerbomb like slam!! :~:
Miller: Oh man! That could end it right there!!
Paco: Yeah, he almost put Arryk through the ring!!
:~:Bearikain picks up Arryk Rage in a gorilla press slam then lets him go and turns it into a DDT!! “OH!!” is heard throughout the arena as Bearikain gets a sadistic smile on his face and then goes for the cover.. one! Two! Th.. kick out!!! Another big “OH!” as they thought that Arryk Rage was done for.. Bearikain makes it to his feet ad says it’s over… he picks up Arryk Rage and whips him to the ropes, Arryk Rage bounces off the ropes and ducks the clothesline from Bearikain.. he bounces off the other side and gets nailed right on the jaw with The Sickle! A Snap Super Kick!! Bearikain does the throat slash signal and the crowd boos him loudly.. :~:
Miller: Man that super kick was way more devastating then the one Arryk Rage delivered earlier…
Paco: It sure was, I’m shocked that Arryk still has his head on…!
:~:Bearikain signals to the crowd that this time it’s really over… He hooks Arryk Rage for a Powerbomb, up goes Arryk but he manages to break free and rolls Bearikain up in a pin! One! Two! kick out! Both men jump to their feet, Bearikain goes for a clothesline, again Arryk ducks it.. this time though he pulls back on the head of Bearikain and drops him with a reverse DDT! Arryk Rage goes to the top, motions for his finisher and delivers The Bad Seed!! (Shooting Star Press) Arryk goes for the pin! One! Two! Th…. KICK OUT!! :~:
Miller: What the hell!?? No way!!!
Paco: Bearikain just kicked out of Arryk’s finisher!? How in the hell!?
:~:Arryk Rage can’t believe his eyes.. and then grabs the ref by the collar, the ref tells him: Two! Two!! Arryk Rage sees that Bearikain is still down so he goes to the top and goes for another shooting star press but Bearikain jumps to his feet and catches him and drops him with a Tombstone Piledriver!! “OH!!!” again from the crowd as they can’t believe the strength of Bearikain.. he goes for the pin, one! Two! Th… kick out!!! :~:
Miller: Ok I can’t believe he kicked out of that I mean come on!!!
Paco: These two men want it Miller.. both of these wrestlers want to win and keep their records perfect.. who’s going to win!?
:~:Bearikain is a bit frustrated.. he picks up Arryk Rage and sets him up for the Icebreaker! He has Arryk between his legs but Arryk drops to one knee and elbows the big men in the jewels! The ref doesn’t see it and Arryk rolls Bearikain up with an inside cradle!! One! Two! Three!!!! :~:
Miller: What the!? Oh man!
Paco: Arryk just stole the win from Bearikain!!!
J. Styles: Here is your winner………. ARRYK RAGE!!!
:~:Bearikain is in shock and holding his jewels.. Arryk Rage has rolled to the outside and is catching his breath… :~:
Miller: Man this is unbelievable! Bearikain had Arryk Rage set up for the Icebreaker.. and the ref turned his back for a second and BOOM!!
Paco: The jewels were crushed! Got to love Arryk…
Miller: Oh yeah, right… folks right now we’re going to take you to the back where Burner is standing next to Titan 3.. maybe he’ll explain his actions here tonight…
Paco: He doesn’t have to explain anything damn it…
:~:The camera cuts to the back and there you see Burner with his f’ked up attire next to Titan 3 who is holding a margarita in his hand, Burner has one as well… :~:
Burner: Titan dude, this Margaritas are the best ever man…! But tell us, why did you beat up Syren dude.. ? He’s just too f’n cool man….!
Titan 3: Because he wouldn't taste my margarita! So I MADE him taste it, hehehehe...
Burner: Is there something going on between you two men? You guys beefing? I mean…
:~:Titan suddenly yanks the mic out of Burner’s hand, and shoves him out of the picture. He then glares at the camera and begins.... :~:
Titan 3: I don't care if it's Scott Syren, or "The Big Kneecap" Mike Allen, or The Freakin' Pope...you don't try MY Damn Good Margaritas, then you get taken to Titan's School of Beat downs, and that's for real! I was only trying to be nice to the guy, but apparently, he's too good to drink alcohol or something. Well, I am going to show Scott Syren that you're never too good for my margaritas, and you are NEVER too good to get beaten up by Titan 3! He will learn to think twice before he smarts off to me like that! Syren, I want a match against you. I don't care what kind. I just want you in the ring. You and me. You can make the stips for all I care. But see Syren, we don't need people like you here in the ICWF. What I am trying to say is, the ICWF is not big enough for the both of us, and I am not going to stop until I have run you out of this place, once and for all.
:~:ODJ passes buy drinking one of his margaritas and gives Titan 3 the thumbs up on them Titan 3 nods and points at Dougg.. he then looks back at the camera and continues… :~:
Titan 3: So Syren, I hope your head is nice and healed by the time I get my hands on you, because I don't want to hear ANY excuses about why and how Titan 3destroyed you. I don't mind waiting until you get your stitches sewed in. I'll be beating up others in the meantime. But remember this, Syren, I'm coming to get you, and when I do finally get you, you are going to regret ever coming into the ICWF, because this...IS MY HOUSE!!
:~:Venom Velocity walks by just as Titan 3 finishes his interview.. Titan stops him and asks him if he wants to try one of his margaritas… Venom Velocity tells him “fuck no” and walks away… Titan 3 looks back at the camera, “OH NO HE DIDN’T!” He then goes after Venom and turns him around then splashes the Margarita on Venom Velocity.. Venom wipes his face and starts to go at it with Titan 3!! Burner gets the hell out as both men battle around the backstage area… out of nowhere comes Scott Syren and starts to pummel on Titan 3 as well… refs, officials and even security guards come over to break up the fight, show goes to commercial… :~:
:~:The show comes back on in ODJ’s office, you see a bunch of Margarita glasses everywhere plus the bag of weed is now gone… ODJ looks at the camera.. eyes red as can be…. He smiles and then looks at the tag titles.. Jones walks by, sees the titles and speaks.. :~:
Jones: Hey Sire Dougg… why do you have the tag hardcore titles…? Shouldn’t the party animals have them??
ODJ:: Uh.. no…
Jones: But they are the tag team champions… no?
ODJ:: Uh…no…
Jones: What? What do you mean! Did you strip them!?
ODJ:: Uh… yeah…
Jones: What in the bloody hell? Why would you do such a thing!! Did they violate the big black ICWF Rule Book!?
ODJ:: Uh… yeah…
Jones: What did they do? I can’t believe this…
ODJ:: They violated the ICWF’s substance abuse policy…
:~:Jones jaw hits the ground… :~:
Jones: You suspended them for substance abuse?
ODJ:: uh… yeah…
Jones: What are you f’n nuts…?!
ODJ:: No why?
Jones: Because you are drinkin’ f’n margaritas while getting high you bloody bastard!!!! You violating the rule book too!!
ODJ:: Uh Jones….?
Jones: Yeah?
ODJ:: Did you just shout at me?
Jones: Yeah… I mean, no sire… I sure didn’t….
ODJ:: good… then do me a favor… tell Extreme Inc. and L2K that their match Tuesday is for a shot at the World Tag Hardcore Title… whoever wins will face Electricity at Prophecies… got it.. Edward??
Jones: Yes sire, yes…
ODJ:: oh and Edward.. you yell at me one more time and I’m going to show all the boys in the back that tape of you in that gay bar…
Jones: oh sire please no! It was late at night, I was tired of interviewing TLS.. please sire have mercy!!
ODJ:: Just deliver my message and you’ll be fine.. be gone now…
:~:Jones storms out of ODJ’s office and ODJ starts laughing loudly.. he leans back on his chair and falls off.. you don’t hear nothing for a second then he starts to laugh again.. the camera cuts to Paco and Miller.. Miller has his head on the desk looking down.. Paco is looking at him laughing… :~:
Paco: What’s wrong Miller??
Miller: What the hell has happened to the ICWF?? It wasn’t like this before… *sniff*
Paco: oh stop acting like a little bitch! This show rules! Let’s go to Joey for the Main Event!!
:~:The bell rings 3 times and fireworks go off everywhere as the crowd goes absolutely wild.. Joey gets inside the ring. :~:
J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen it’s time for the Friday Night Heat Main Event!!! The following bout is schedule for one fall and it’s a Exploding barbwire tables match!!!
:~:The crowd cheers loudly as they watch in aw the ten tables around the ring with explosives under them.. while in the ring, the ropes are covered in barb wire… “Shoot to Thrill” by AC/DC begins to play and a very pissed off Sam makes his way to the ring… :~:
J. Styles: Introducing first, the man making his way to the ring from Baltimore, Maryland.. He weights in at 248 pounds and stands at 6’1” tall… here is… Sam “the Man”!!!
:~:Sam looks around not impressed, he looks very upset…then “I Disappear” By Metallica begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly as well… :~:
J. Styles: and his opponent, making his way from Detroit Rock city!! He weights in at 248 pounds and stands at 6’6” tall… here is Kylo!!!
:~:Kylo gets in the ring and is immediately speared by Sam.. Sam gets on top of Kylo and just lets him have it! I mean the man is a beast, he is just pounding and pounding at Kylo… Sam stops his onslaught and picks up Kylo.. he whips him to the corner but Kylo puts on the breaks knowing that the corner has exploding boards on it… Sam looks at Kylo and then locks up with him again.. Kylo puts on a headlock but Sam quickly gets out of it by elbowing Kylo on the face.. Sam picks up Kylo and drops him with an inverted atomic drop! Sam goes for the pin but only gets one… :~: