ODJ: So I’m pig headed? Next time watch what you say.. and if I hear another smart ass comment out of you Jones, your ass is fired… Now run along before I show the “boys” the hardcore stuff….
:~:Jones nods, sweating bullets and gets out as everyone in the auditorium is still laughing.. (Note: if you haven’t read some of TLS rps this will make no sense to you, I’ll explain some more at the end of the card) The scene fades out and then it comes back inside the West Arena in Phoenix, Arizona where Friday Night Heat is being held.. the fans in the dessert are wild and some are still laughing after what they just witness.. The camera cuts to Paco and Miller, Paco is laughing hard while Miller is just shaking his head in disbelief… :~:
Miller: Welcome everyone to another wacky edition of Friday Night Heat.. I am your host G. Miller and along with me, it’s Mr. Hyena.. Paco…
Paco: Miller, I can’t believe you don’t find that hilarious!! Did you see the size on that guy Jones was dancing with? I mean what in the crap was Jones thinking!!?
Miller: I don’t know, but one thing is for sure.. I will never, EVER interview TLS.. even if I get paid a whole lot…
Paco: True.. anyway.. what do we have tonight…
Miller: Well in tonight’s one hour show.
Paco: One hour?? What the hell??
Miller: Yes Paco, if you would come to the meetings you would know this stuff.. anyway it’s only an hour because the channel is showing a special report on the Bush/Gore saga…
Paco: Never I thought I would see the day we would get preempted for some political bullshit!
Miller: Yeah well, anyway… we have 5 great action pack matches… First we have Arryk Rage taking on William Haynes.. both of these wrestlers have been very quiet as of late.. maybe they are getting ready for the PPV….
Paco: Maybe, they are both challenging for the top titles in the divisions they are in..
Miller: Then, the new force in the ICWF… Titan 3 takes on the Lightweight Champion, Jason Storm… that should be a good one…
Paco: If you believe that David vs. Goliath is a good match heh….
Miller: After that we have the man with the hot streak, The Lost Soul taking on D Double D… who has been a huge disappointment..
Paco: Yeah, and TLS not only has a winning streak going, he also has a murder streak going! I mean all of these rumors flying around about him killing someone can’t be all lies..
Miller: Well what I hear is that he was framed, but who knows… that’s TLS’ business, not ICWF’s… next we have the World Champion Rage putting his title on the line for the first time since he won it against “Showtime” Mike Hall…
Paco: wait a damn minute… why in the hell is Hall, who is in like a million match losing streak getting a title shot??
Miller: Don’t ask me, I don’t make the matches! Rage can face whoever he wants, but what makes me wonder about this match is the fact that he’s putting the title on the line in less then a week before he defends it against Haynes…
Paco: Yeah, that is weird…
Miller: Oh well, the last match, in our main event.. we have The most unorthodox high flyer, Riot taking on the most hardcore wrestler, according to him, Handy Man in an Electrified barbwired match!!
Paco: Hardcore!!!! And did you hear Handy man? He made that match just for me, gotta love the guy!!
Miller: I’m sure you do.. well folks, it’s time for some action.. let’s go to Joey for the first match up of the night…
J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen our next match up is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit….
:~:”My Generation” By Limp Bizkit begins to play and William Haynes makes his way to the ring… :~:
J. Styles: Introducing first from Toronto, Ontario…
Crowd: CANADA!
J. Styles: uh… here is.. ”Wicked” William Haynes!!!
:~:He gets on the ring as the crowd chants a little.. then “Bad Seed” By Wayne Kramer begins to play and Arryk Rage makes his way to the ring.. about half way down though Jason Storm comes from the back with a chair and nails him in the back!! :~:
Miller: What the hell! Storm is not suppose to be out here!
Paco: Duh, you think??
:~:Arryk Rage goes down after the hard blow as Haynes just watches on.. Jason Storm flips Arryk over and starts to pound on him hard.. Storm looks up to Haynes and gives him “the bird” and this wipes Haynes smile away.. Haynes start to go out of the ring but he gets pulled back in by Rage!! :~:
Miller: Where did the World Champion come from!!
Paco: I don’t know! People were even questioning if he was going to show up, but I guess he did!
:~:Rage turns Haynes around and nails some heavy right hands.. He pushes him against the ropes and then whips him the other way.. Haynes bounces off and Rage goes for a big boot, he misses! Haynes ducks and bounces of the other side but as he does he gets caught by the neck by Rage! Rage picks him up and Chokeslams him hard to the mat!! Rage raises his arm and the crowd boos.. Rage picks Haynes back up, hooks him and drops him with the Ragin’ Fury!!! (Jackhammer) Back on the outside Storm continues to stomp on Arryk Rage until the refs finally come out… Storm stops the mugging and raises his arm high in the air, claiming victory… Rage does the same as the crowd in the West Arena comes down on them with boos… show goes to commercial… :~:
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ODJ: Well if it isn’t Mr. Speedy… Speed Gonzales.. Mr. Speed Racer...
T3: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
ODJ: Mr. Road Runner… Mr. 10 minute work out.. Mr. Whoops look out, I’m done.. Mr. Quickie...
T3: Man nevermind what I was going to say.. you acting weird...
ODJ: *giggling* The ten minute work out man….
:~:ODJ continues to make fun of Titan 3’s uh, timing problem as the camera fades to away from that and comes back inside the arena, with Paco and Miller in front of us… :~:
Miller: Ok what was that about?
Paco: *laughing* Miller, watch one of Titan 3’s latest interviews and you will know exactly what ODJ is talking about.. *continues laughing*
Miller: Ok, whatever… Well what did you think of Rage and Storm coming out as partners and taking out Haynes and Arryk?? I mean that was going to be a good match..
Paco: Yeah but since neither man rped… errr.. oops.. edit that.. I mean, yeah I guess Storm and Rage couldn’t wait until the PPV to get their hands on their challengers…
Miller: You know that one is going to cost you… Well folks let’s go to Joey for the next match.. hopefully this one will take place…
J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen.. our next match is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit….
:~:”Aenema” By Tool begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly... :~:
J. Styles: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Chloe Barnes… from Miami, Florida.. here is…. Titan 3!!!
:~:He comes out and heads to the ring.. the crowd cheering him all the way… then “Blue” By Eiffel 65 begins to play and the crowd boos loudly… :~:
J. Styles: and his opponent, making his way to the ring from Honolulu, Hawaii.. Here is the current Lightweight Champion of the World… Jason Storm!!!
:~:Jason Storm comes out, cocky as ever but still, no title.. he makes his way to the ring and stops right in front of it.. he turns his back to the ring and taunts the crowd who boo him loudly.. Titan 3 reaches over the ropes and grabs him by his head.. pulling him up, inside the ring.. the crowd cheers and the bell rings.. :~:
Miller: One of the unstoppable forces here in the ICWF going up against one of the ICWF’s champions!
Paco: Yeah, and Titan 3 didn’t want to waste any time…
:~:Titan 3 picks up Jason Storm and body slams him hard to the mat.. Jason Storm slides away from Titan 3 asking him to give him a break.. Titan 3 looks at the crowd and they boo loudly.. Titan 3 picks up Jason Storm, places him on the corner and pounds him hard with a flurry of fist!! Titan 3 grabs Storm, hooks him and drops him with a Neckbreaker across the top rope!! Titan 3 then pulls Storm to the middle of the ring and then makes his way back to the corner and climbs it… he looks down at Storm and comes down hard on him with a top rope knee drop on Storm’s forehead!! :~:
Miller: Titan 3 is taking it to Storm!! He hit the Third Degree, so you know Ground Zero is just around the corner!!
Paco: Yeah and Storm is not putting up a fight at all! Big disappointment!
:~:Titan 3 signals to the crowd for his finisher.. they cheer him on and a “Titan 3” chant breaks out.. Titan 3 picks up Jason Storm but gets stunned with a thumb to the eye.. Jason Storm tries some offense as he bounces himself off the ropes and goes for a hurricanrana but Titan 3 blocks it and delivers a Powerbomb!! Titan 3 quickly picks him back and hooks him in an inverted crucifix Powerbomb and drives him hard to the mat again!! :~:
Miller: Ground Zero was just delivered on Storm, it’s all over Paco..
Paco: Oh there is no doubt about it, there is the pin.. one! Two! Three!! No challenge what so ever for The 10 minute man!
Miller: huh?
J. Styles: Here is your winner… TITAN 3!!!
:~:Titan 3 smiles at his wife on the outside and then looks over at Storm who hasn’t move a muscle yet.. he smiles to himself and then leaves the ring.. Him and Chloe walk up the ramp… Titan 3 stops.. as Chloe continues to the back.. Titan 3 turns around and throws his hands up again, getting the huge pop from the ground.. Just as he turns around though he gets nailed by Handy Man who comes out from the back!! Kylo appears as well and both men start to hammer away at Titan 3!! :~:
Miller: Woah what’s this about!!??
Paco: I don’t know, but we both know that these 3 guys don’t like eachother!!
:~:Kylo and Handy Man, both wearing their “Explicit Content” T-shirts, continue to pound on Titan 3 until they get the big man down.. Handy Man walks over to the edge of the entrance way and then smiles.. Kylo smiles back as he knows what Handy Man has in mind.. they both grab him and drag him to the edge.. then they pick him up.. and toss him over the edge!! “OH” is heard from the crowd who then proceeds to boo Explicit Content.. the camera shows Titan 3 below knocked out on top on some tables.. We are shown a replay and we see Titan 3 crashing down through the tables and some technical equipment falling on top of him… :~:
Miller: Oh my God they killed Titan 3!!
Paco: You Bastards!! That was kind of cool though, hehehe.. Hardcore!!!
Miller: Have you gone mad!? This is totally not cool!
:~:Handy Man and Kylo leave to the back laughing as EMTs rush to the aid of Titan 3.. we see Chloe Barnes as well near Titan 3, crying.. :~:
Miller: Man this is horrible Paco…
Paco: Yeah… I guess you can say that was a bit.. explicit! Hahaha!!
Miller: Paco I mean those two could have seriously injured Titan 3 and ruined his chances to be at the PPV!!
Paco: yeah you right, him vs. Venom Velocity is a match I really wanna see.. He’ll be ahite Miller don’t worry… what’s next..?
Miller:Man.. this is horrible.. well up next we have D Double D taking on TLS.. let’s go to Joey….
J. Styles: ladies and gentlemen our next match up is scheduled for one fall with a ten minute time limit.. introducing first, the man already in the ring… D Double D!!!
:~:The crowd boos him loudly then the theme to “America’s Most Wanted” Begins to play and the crowd is split 50/50.. it seems that every week that goes by TLS gains more fans.. :~:
J. Styles: and his opponent, making his way from parts unknown.. he weights in at 235 pounds and stands at 6’4” tall… here is…The Lost Soul!!!
:~:He gets inside the ring and immediately locks up with Double D.. :~:
Miller: America’s Most Wanted eh? Do you really think he did it?
Paco: I don’t know Miller… I honestly don’t know.. maybe.. maybe not.. he says he didn’t do it..
:~:D Double D whips TLS to the ropes, TLS reverses it and Double D bounces off and gets dropped with a clothesline.. TLS gets on top of him and starts to pound away… TLS looks very pissed off as he picks up D Double D and hooks him for a Brainbuster, he delivers it!! TLS goes for the pin, one! Two! kick out…! TLS doesn’t seem surprised at all as he picks up D Double and then whips him hard to the corner… He then walks over and sets D Double D at the top… he climbs to the second rope, hooks D Double D and drops him with a Superplex!! :~:
Miller: Good heavens! TLS is taking D Double D apart!!
Paco: Yeah, there is a pin! One! Two! Kick out!! Almost had him!
:~:TLS says it’s over and walks back to the corner, he climbs it and looks down at D Double D and delivers the Souled Out!!!! The crowd is on their feet cheering believe it or not as TLS goes for the pin, one! Two! Three!! Bell rings.. :~:
Miller: Damn another quick match!!
Paco: Yeah, but the bigger story here is.. TLS wins again! He’s undefeated, 4-0! Never thought I would see the day…
J. Styles: Here is your winner… THE LOST SOUL!!!
:~:TLS looks around, a bit confused as he watches the crowd cheering him.. then all of the sudden the Insane-A-Tron comes on and there you see Jones being dragged into a white van, by two masked men. TLS looks at this and wonders what the hell is going on.. the van speeds away and the camera shows Elias and Hardy (feds helping TLS out) heading to their car to follow the van but the car’s tires are flat. TLS leaves the ring and rushes to the back… :~:
Miller: What the hell is going on Paco??
Paco: I’m not sure but I think Jones just got kidnapped!
:~:The camera cuts to the back where you see TLS heading to his car, but his tires are flat too.. There's a note on TLS' windshield. It reads… "Sunday December 17th, Fort Mason in San Francisco. Come alone, or your friend dies." You see the agents coming over and TLS put the note in his pocket, they don’t see him doing it.. show goes to commercial...
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Handy man: Hey, you called for me??
ODJ: Yeah I called for your ass.. Look.. I’m sick and tired of your crap man! Ok always demanding shit and always beating up my reporters.. you know that guy you beat up the other day? Yeah the guy who’s head you smashed against the concrete.. you know the man is still in a comma and might not ever come out of it? I’m getting sued up the ass by reporters’ lawyers.. I’ve had it man.. you paying all of these fees.. starting with this one too, I’m fining you $50 G’s for beating up that guy.. keep it up and your ass is suspended...
Handy man: Man whatever, that don’t mean --
ODJ: Oh yeah? And as far as tonight’s match go.. it’s going to be a normal one on one match… You don’t tell me what match to have and not to have.. I’m tired of you always saying.. “and Dougg you better sign it or else!” Screw you Handy Man. I’m the boss, not you.. now get the f’k out of my office..
Handy man: You gonna regret this Dougg.. big time..
:~:Handy Man leaves ODJ’s office pissed off.. ODJ sits back down and pulls out a cigar.. he lights it up and bows his head.. happy he just laid down the law.. The camera cuts to Paco and Miller… :~:
Miller: Man ODJ was pissed off!!
Paco: Yeah but he didn’t have to go out and make our main event a regular match! C’mon ODJ reconsider please!!
Miller: I like regular matches.. they are all about wrestling…
Paco: that’s because you are pussy… damn this sucks…
Miller: Shut up.. .let’s go to Joey for the next match…
J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen our next match is scheduled for one fall and it’s for the ICWF Heavyweight Championship of the World!!!!!
:~:The crowd cheers loudly.. then “Know your Enemy” By Rage against the Machine begins to play and the crowd boos loudly.. :~:
J. Styles: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Atlanta, Georgia… here is the current ICWF.. Heavyweight Champion of the World!!!!! Rage!!!!!
:~:He gets in the ring and shows his belt to the crowd.. his music dies down and then the crowd waits the arrival of Mike Hall but instead the sounds of “My Generation” By Limp Bizkit are heard and William Haynes comes out with a mic in hand… the crowd is going wild!!! Haynes puts his hand up and speaks…. :~:
WH: Rage.. Rage.. Rage…you sure are a big man when you attack someone from behind… but let’s see how you do when you are face to face against the man who will defeat you!! Oh I know you are wondering where Mr. J to the O to the B to the double R is… don’t worry about him.. he is where he should have been a long time ago.. they’ve found a replacement.. they found… ME!!!
:~:Haynes drops the mic and heads to the ring.. he slides under the bottom rope and starts to go at it with Rage.. the crowd is on their feet cheering.. Both men going toe to toe.. the zebras come out.. the zebras get dropped! Rage and Haynes continue to fight! More zebras and officials come out and are finally able to break it up.. the crowd boos loudly as the show goes to commercial… :~:
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Miller: Well every Friday night heat has had a theme.. one was a great one.. one was a wacky one.. and so on.. tonight I guess we can call it.. a big disappointment…
Paco: Well yeah, and not only because it was one hour short…
Miller: Right.. but because the matches haven’t been happening.. I mean Haynes vs. Arryk Rage and Hall vs. Rage seemed to be great match ups…
Paco: Yeah, and the other two were totally one sided…
Miller: Yup, well hopefully the main event can make up for all of this… Let’s go back up to Joey for the Main Event!
:~:The bell rings three times as the crowd stands up, getting ready for the announcements.. Joey is in the middle of the ring… :~:
J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time for the Friday Night Heat… MAIN EVENT!!!
:~:The crowd cheers loudly as fireworks go off and then “What are you going to do” By Unseen begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction… :~:
J. Styles: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Toronto Ontario…..
Crowd: CANADA!!!!!!!!
J. Styles: uh, yeah… being accompanied to the ring by Rude Grrrl… here is… the most unorthodox high flyer….Riot!!!
:~:He gets in the ring as he waits for Handy Man.. then the lights dim and red and blue lights start to flash as sirens are heard in the background.. the crowd cheers loudly… :~:
J. Styles: and his opponent.. making his way to the ring from Barrie, Ontario….
Crowd: CANADA!!!!!!!!
J. Styles: uh… O-k… here is Handy man!!!
:~:Handy Man hits the ring and immediately starts to go at it with Riot… the bell rings and the men keep exchanging blows… :~:
Miller: This one it’s on it’s way and Handy Man doesn’t look happy Paco!!
Paco: I’m no happy either.. I can’t believe ODJ did that..
:~:Handy man wins the battle of the fists and backs Riot into a corner.. he whips him the opposite way and Riot hits hard! Handy Man charges at Riot but Riot puts up his boot nailing Handy Man right in the mouth.. Handy Man stumbles backwards as Riot jumps to the second rope, comes off and nails Handy Man with a double axe handle smash!! Riot goes for a quick pin but Handy Man kicks out of it.. Riot sits Handy Man up, he then bounces himself off the ropes and nails Handy man with a low drop kick right to the face! Riot with another pin, one! Two! Kick out by the Handy Man.. Riot again picks up Handy Man, this time he applies a headlock… Handy Man tires to get out of it but can’t.. Riot applies pressure and then charges to the corner with Handy Man.. he jumps to the second rope and then drives Handy Man down hard with a Swinging bulldog! :~:
Miller: Riot is in total control of this match up!
Paco: Yeah, see Handy Man is not thinking with a clear head… and Riot’s taking the advantage…
:~:Riot goes for the pin, the ref counts… one! Two! Kick out by the handicapper… Riot picks up Handy Man and goes right back to work.. Riot whips him to the ropes, Handy Man reverses it some how and Riot bounces off the ropes.. Handy Man jumps on his shoulders and drops him with a Hurricanrana!! A move Handy Man doesn’t use as often.. both men are down but only momentarily.. Handy Man is slow to get up but Riot is already on his feet.. he picks up Handy Man and goes to nail him with a right hand but Handy Man blocks it and kicks Riot in the gut instead! He hooks him by the waist side and delivers a gut wrench Powerbomb!! Handy Man with new life goes for the pin, one! Two! Kick out!! Handy Man makes it to his feet slowly.. he grabs Riot by his head.. picks him up and hooks him, then delivers a suplex! :~:
Miller: Looks like Handy Man is back in the match…
Paco: He sure is, and in time too.. Riot was taking him apart…
:~:Handy Man starts to climb the corner, he turns around and Riot is there! He nails him with a right hand followed by a couple more! Riot then jumps on Handy Man’s shoulders and takes him down with a head scissors. Riot quickly goes to the top, measures Handy Man and goes for a flying head butt! He delivers it!! Handy man is out and Riot goes for the pin, one! Two! Kick Out!! Riot gets on the ref’s face but no chance of a recount here.. Riot picks Handy Man back up.. He whips him to the corner.. Handy man reverses.. Riot reverses it again and pulls Handy Man in and drops him with a belly to belly suplex! Riot picks up Handy Man and hooks him for a DDT.. Handy Man some how blocks it though and turns it into the Handy Slam!! The crowd is on their feet as Handy Man goes for the cover… one! Two! Th.. kick out!!! :~:
Miller: That was a close one, I honestly thought it was all over for Riot!
Paco: Me too! Me too!!
:~:Handy Man tells the crowd is over.. He begins to climb the corner.. without thinking twice about it he dives off going for the Handy Drop but Riot gets out of the way somehow! Handy Man holds his leg as he makes it to his feet.. Riot jumps to his feet and gives Handy a swift kick to his leg.. Handy man drops.. Riot picks him back up and whips him to the corner.. Handy Man hits hard! Riot calls for the Casterator… he charges at Handy Man but Handy Man gets out of the corner catches Riot as his coming and jumps over him! Riot crashes into the corner chest first! Handy Man hooks Riot from behind and drops him with a German Suplex!! Handy Man says it’s over. He climbs the corner and jumps off delivering the Handy Drop!! Handy Man is in big time pain again but is able to go for the pin.. one! Two! Three!! Bell rings.. :~:
Miller: He pulled it off! Hurt and all!
Paco: Yeah and it wasn’t a hardcore brawl and all, yup, Handy Man is definitely one of the greats!!
J. Styles: Here is your winner…. HANDY MAN!!!
Miller: Well it definitely made up for a otherwise ok shows…
Paco: This show is awesome.. you are the one always complaining.. I’m getting pretty sick of it actually…
Miller: Too bad you can’t do anything about it…
Paco: Oh yeah.. well I could….
:~:Before Paco can finish “Evenflow” By Pearl Jam begins to play and the crowd goes absolutely crazy.. Johnny Hunter appears in the entrance way and just stares at Handy Man.. Handy Man climbs to the second rope.. and invites Hunter in… Hunter just stands at the entrance way staring with a small grin on his face… the show comes to an end as we get a split screen of Handy Man and Johnny Hunter starring eachother down.. faded to black.. :~:
ODJ: Another Friday Night Heat goes in the record books.. Sorry this one didn’t have much “wrestling” and it looked a lot like WWF Raw but there wasn’t a lot rping done for it as I am sure you know… To explain a few things like I said at the beginning of the show.. I read your rps FULLY.. now just look them over and decide who’s going to win.. I ACTUALLY READ THE WHOLE RP.. so if I see something good there.. like part of the story or whatever, or something good to use on Friday Night Heat… then I use it.. for example the Jones thing at the beginning.. TLS has been using Jones a lot.. and he dropped off Jones at a gay bar where he appeared to have a good time.. Jones continues to talk bad about ODJ so that’s why ODJ did this thing today to him.. another thing was the Handy Man fine… in his latest rp.. he beat up the “head” interviewer according to him.. so I figure I make him pay for it.. etc etc… Also the 10 minute thing from Titan 3… just read these guys’ rps and you’ll know what I mean.. To sum it up.. I sometimes use what you guys say in your rps for segments in Friday Night Heat.. I hope you guys understand what I’m trying to say, if not email me and I’ll try to explain it better.. I also hope some of you guys already knew this.. I’m sure T3, TLS and Handy Man did… As always, leave your comments below.. good bad or down right ugly.. I read them all…
