RV: I'm so... I'm so... I'm so..
ODJ: sorry?
RV: F'n tired mon.. but yeah, that too.. man I got a long story to tell you.. Mr.. OJ...
ODJ: It's DJ... and where did you come from? I thought you were dead!! I mean the plane crash was all over the news, they said everyone but you survived..
RV: Again, it's a long story.. I'll tell it later.. do I get a contract or not mon?
ODJ: Yeah sure... *ODJ reaches for a 1000 sheet document* Here you go, here is the contract.. all you have to do is sign the last two pages... *drops the big contract on his legs..
RV: Holy shit! This is heavy... what's all of this??
ODJ: Oh you know, the usual paper work and a bunch legal mumbo jumbo.. don't worry about it, just signed on the dotted lined and you're screwed, I mean signed...
RV: hmm.. I don't know... *realizes he ain't go shit* alright I'll sign... *signs* Ok.. now what??
ODJ: Well, every wrestler gets a signing bonus.. here is yours.. now do me a favor, go to the jobber locker room.. err.. go to the uh, hmm.. the locker room where uh, all the... less talented.. uh.. no that doesn't sound nice either.. screw it.. just go there and get your ass cleaned up.. and get yourself some wrestling gear too.. You are a mess…
RV: *looking at the amount of the signing bonus* WOOHOORALE!!! I'm in the money, I'm in the money.. *ahem* sorry.. Jefe.. I'll be going now..
ODJ: Good, and hurry up.. your match is the first one... *mumbles* never seen a guy so happy about a 10 G bonus.. God, that's like 2 percent of what I had to pay Handy Man among other rich slobs around here...
:~:Rico's eyes grow to the size of grapefruits as he thinks of the possibilities with 10 g’s… and all of the sudden he's sick.. he gathers himself, thanks ODJ and heads out.. ODJ shakes his head and mumbles.. "rookies" he then opens his drawers and pulls out his bag of goods.. it's empty... "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" the camera switches views and we find ourselves inside the Anaheim Stadium where tonight's FNH is being held.. the fans are going crazy, swinging their signs trying to be on TV… The camera switches again and we see Paco and Miller before us... :~:
Miller: Welcome everyone to yet another edition of Friday Night Heat!!! I am your host G. Miller.. and along with me is my side kick, Paco..
Paco: Side kick? You are dreaming fruit cake boy... I am the anchor of this show..
Miller: Yeah whatever.. well the show has begun and what weird way to start it.. looks like Rico Vega is alive after all.. and barely made it...
Paco: Miller, who cares about Rico Suave!! All I care about is the f'n hardcore matches we got going on tonight!! Handy Man shocks the world again with another kick ass match.. a FIRST.. an Insane-A-Tron match!!
Miller: Could you ride the man's dick any harder!!!
Paco: WHAT!? Miller how dare you talk to me that way! and you said a bad word, you don't say bad words you fruity!
Miller: Shut up.. I swear Paco...ever since Handy Man gave you that gift and those women, and the free ride on his plane all you do is talk about Handy Man.. Handy Man here, Handy Man there.. Mr. Handy! Mr. Handy! Mr. Handy!
Paco: You're..... mocking me aren't cha?
Miller: Damn right I am, it's about time I flip the script.. anyway.. folks yes, tonight Handy Man defends his title against Mike Allen after last week, in a very controversial fashion, Mike Allen defeated the Handicapper!
Paco: He didn't beat him, Handy Man was screwed!
Miller: Hey the record books show a win for Mike Allen so that's what I'm going to call it.. besides that match folks, we also have Kingpin taking on Titan 3.. and that one should be a good one as the feud between Explicit Content and the Living Legends intensifies week by week...
Paco: Yeah, hey doesn't TLS fight tonight too?
Miller: He sure does, he is taking on a high profile new comer by the name of Pitbull...
Paco: You know just when I was about to start liking TLS he comes up with this Jenny girl.. explain to me how you go from being a number one suspect in a murder case and a bonified bad ass to now putting everything aside for a woman who he hasn't seen in year!
Miller: I don't know what to say really... that's some deep stuff right there...
Paco: deep stuff? Deep stuff my foot on your ass... This isn't as the World Turns or For All my Children.. this ain't no soap opera, I'm telling you now Miller... if TLS starts to sleep, Pitbull might just pull the upset...
Miller: Well in due time we will find out if Paco is right.. but tonight's show is a hot one, we have a bunch of matches.. so let's get started... the first match tonight it's the battle of two rookies...
Paco: Yeah, I want to see what kind of shape this Vega kid is in.. he just crossed the border on Wednesday, ILLEGALLY by the way... I'm sure he's going to be flat out of shape...
Miller: Maybe... Darren hasn't been that great though..
Paco: Yeah, all of these ingredients equal one thing.. the ratings are going to go down the toilet!!
:~:Darren Goldstave makes his way to the ring... :~:
Miller: We will see if they do, to Joey we go for the introductions...
J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it's time for the ICWF's opening bout.. This match is scheduled for one fall with a ten minute time limit. introducing first, the man already in the ring..... Darren Goldstave!!!
:~:The crowd boos loudly and Darren pays no mind... no music plays as Rico Vega stumbles out the back wearing a pair of blue tights, a white boot and a black boot.. the crowd laughs slightly as obvious that this guy, can't be for real... :~:
J. Styles: *giggling* ok... uh.. and his opponent, making his way from Latin America... here is Rico Vega!!!
:~:The crowd continues to laugh and this is the only reaction Vega is getting from them.. He gets in the ring, gathers himself and looks at his opponent.. the bell rings.. :~:
Miller: Well I guess Rico had a problem finding some clothes and boots that fit...
Paco: Yeah, man this guy is not going to make it Miller.. you watch...
:~:They lock up and Goldstave immediately puts on a headlock.. he smiles and taunts Vega.. trying to embarrass him more then what he already is.. Darren takes him down with a headlock and then jumps to his feet and gloats to the crowd.. the crowd cheer a bit but not much.. Darren grabs Vega and whips him to the ropes, Vega reverses it and Darren bounces off and Vega drops him with a spinning heel kick! the crowd is stunned a bit.. Vega quickly picks up Goldstave and whips him hard to the corner, Goldstave hits, stumbles out, and Vega runs him over with a flying clothesline! :~:
Miller: Well, that's not that bad...
Paco: yeah, but is it any good?
:~:Vega picks up Goldstave who is still in la-la land, he jumps on his shoulders and delivers a Hurricanrana that sends Goldstave flying to the outside! The crowd is on their feet now, watching this rookie getting down.. Vega goes to the outside and throws Goldstave back in.. he quickly picks him up, hooks him for a Tombstone Piledriver and delivers it perfectly!! :~:
Miller: Wow! This guy is showing me something Paco! He's not that bad!!
Paco: No, he isn't.. but then again, HE IS fighting Goldstave... you could look good against Goldstave.. nah, he’s not that bad..
:~:Vega quickly rushes over to the corner, he climbs it, turns around and then delivers a 5 Star Frogsplash that takes out whatever life Goldstave had in him! Vega hooks the leg for the pin! One! Two! Three!!! The bell rings and the crowd goes wild!!! :~:
Miller: I can't believe it! Vega won!? This rookie is pretty damn good!!
Paco: Relax before you wet your pants Miller... he only beat Goldstave, big deal...!
J. Styles: Here is your winner.... RICO VEGA!!!
:~:Rico celebrates in the ring like it was 1999... he can't believe he won.. he rushes to the back and disappears behind the curtain.. :~:
Miller: Ok that guy is weird...
Paco: He sure is.. wonder what he is going to do with his ten thousand signing bonus, Hahaha.. poor bastard doesn't know that won't last him a week... so what's next?
Miller: Well next we have.... what the??
:~:"Come out and Play" by the Offspring begins to play as the crowd shows a good reaction and Kylo comes out in his wheelchair and his North American title over his shoulder. He wheels his way down to the ring and asks Paco to help him do something. Paco stands up and helps Kylo out of the wheel chair and folds it. He then gets in the ring and unfolds it. Paco then helps Kylo into the ring and back into the wheelchair and hands him a mic.:~:
Kylo: Thanks Paco, I appreciate it ninja. Let me get right to the point ok people. You all may or may not know why I am out here tonight. I have suffered multiple injuries in a very short time at the hands of Mike Allen, and well...roll the footage.
:~:Footage of Kylo being dropped through the cell is shown plus footage of what took place last Friday is also shown.. the footage ends and Kylo speaks once again. :~:
Kylo: You see do to those incidents, I have some bad new for some of you and well some of you may be happy to here it. No, no, no, sorry its not that I am coming back to wrestle. That's just not possible anymore. You see that's the bad news people. I may not ever be able to walk again let alone wrestle. I will never be able to wrestle again...period. My life has been taken away from me. My entire existence is now a void. Wrestling was my life, it was every thing to me. Whether you all loved me or hated me I felt your energy and that pushed me even further. Wrestling is full of the bad guys and all the good guys, but none of that matters inside the ring. No matter what you are when you step in that ring you feed off of what the fans give you, whether it be boo's or the chants you feed off that because you know you are doing your job right and the fans are responding to that. My entire life I have wanted to be nothing but a wrestler. I have done little things here and there like being a bouncer and the likes. I have wrestled in many small time feds, a lot of Indy feds, and hell even tried to run my own. But every time I found myself coming back to the ICWF and the fans that follow it. I have made many friends here during this time and I have learned a lot, thanks Dean, as well as accomplished a lot. I still hold the record for the quickest champion in the history of the ICWF claiming my Hardcore title in only my second match. Although I will never get to experience my true dream of becoming the ICWF World Heavyweight Champion, I am content with my success here. Now I know most of you expect me to blame Mike Allen for all of this, but the truth is that I can't. As the TRUE Hardcore Legend of the ICWF I risk my life and my health on a daily basis. So the only person I can blame for this is me. Now being that I am no longer able to compete in the ICWF good ol' DJ has not let me go. He said that he just couldn't bare to part with the weed, I think he meant me but who knows. You will see me around time to time doing a little of this and that. But now I must do something that has to be done. I must call out the number one contender for this title and give it to him. So Mike Allen please come out here.
:~:The crowd boos obviously not liking what they just heard.. They might not like the guy, but they don't want to see him go... Mike Allen's music plays and the crowd gives a mix reaction.. Mike Allen comes out all happy and gets inside the ring.. Kylo speaks.. :~:
Kylo: Well Mike here ya go, its all yours.
:~:Kylo hands the title to Mike Allen who turns around and flaunts it to the crowd. Then Kylo reaches down to the side of his wheel chair and breaks off the brake. Kylo then stands up and clubs Mike Allen in the back of the head. Mike Allen falls to the ground. The crowd is shocked and immediately starts to boo and throw things in the ring...Kylo begins to stomp on him and then motions to the back... a few seconds later Kingpin and Handy Man run down. They all begin to beat on him. Then Kylo grabs the mic and stands above Mike Allen. He slaps him in the face then begins to talk. :~:
Kylo: Kylo: You think you are something now Mike? Huh? Do you? You worthless piece of shit! You want to send me to the hospital huh? Fine then, its me and you in a fuckin' "Vacated Hospital Match" whenever the fuck DJ wants to book the mother fucker! I will make you think twice and hell even three times about ever attacking me from behind! You fucked with the Psycho, and now it's your ass bitch!
:~:Kylo and the rest of his crew continue to stomp on him until "Aenema" By Tool begins to play and the crowd goes wild.. Dean and Titan 3 rush out and head to the ring as Explicit Content gets out and walk back up the ramp, laughing and raising their hands in the air.. Titan 3 says a few kind words to them before the show goes to commercial... :~:
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Miller: I can't believe what I just saw, Kylo, the son of a bitch fooled us all!!!
Paco: Yeah, even me, I thought we were boys... damn this sucks..
Miller: I mean everyone thought that Kylo was done for good and he was about to forfeit the title to Mike Allen... but it was all a trap... it was all set up by Explicit Content.. damn it they got us!
Paco: and worst of all, they got Mike Allen... who knows if he will be able to wrestle after that attack!!
Miller: Yeah, you are right... well I guess only time will tell... folks right now it's time for our next match.
Paco: It better be a good one too.. Let's see... Reaver vs. Vinnie Violence.. interesting.. hey you know that guy Vinnie reminds me of Texas Outlaw and Steve Strong.. you think they might be related?
Miller: I don't know... maybe... Take it away Joey...
J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it's time for the second bout of the night... the next match is scheduled for one fall with a ten minute time limit...
:~:"Minus Human” By Metallica begins to play and the crowd stands up to see one of the two rookies debuting.. :~:
J. Styles: Introducing first, making his debut in the ICWF.. he comes to us from Seattle, Washington.. here is Reaver!!!
:~:He gets inside the ring and waits.. his music dies down and his opponent comes out to no music… :~:
J. Styles: and his opponent, also making his debut in the ICWF… he comes to us from New York City, New York… here is Vinnie Violence !!!
:~:He gets inside the ring and locks eyes with his opponent.. the bell rings as Joey gets out of the ring. :~:
Miller: You know Paco, we have been doing FNH for what? Almost two years now?
Paco: Just about..
Miller: Well, we have seen a lot of rookies come, and a lot of rookies go.. do you think these two will stay, or go?
Paco: Well, I really don’t know.. it all depends on their characters… some wrestlers don’t like to lose their first match, their debut match.. so if they do, they decide to go elsewhere and try again… those wrestlers never make it in this business Miller… those who can comeback from a loss and show great character, there are your future Main Eventers… your Deans, Hunters, Handy Man’s.. Arryk Rage’s, Kylo’s… hell even Titan 3’s…
Miller: Wow man, I never thought I would say this.. but that was great Paco…
Paco: Thanks.. but let’s call the match eh? Don’t start getting all warm and fuzzy on me you fruit cake…
:~:Miller curses but he should have known better, Paco will never like his ass.. the match gets underway as both men lock up.. .Reaver quickly applies a headlock followed by a hammer lock… Vinnie tries to get out of it but can, he is able to reverse it but Reaver is quickly out of it with an elbow to the face of Vinnie.. Vinnie stumbles to the ropes and Reaver charges at him, sending both of them over the ropes! Reaver quickly makes it to his feet and picks up Vinnie, he goes to ram his head against the guard rail but Vinnie blocks it, elbows Reaver in the gut and then smashes his head against the steel.. Vinnie does it again, again and one more time and Vinnie drops to one knee… :~:
Miller: Well, unlike the first match.. this is pretty good start to this match up…
Paco: Yeah.. these two might be “rookies” here, but you can already tell that they have been in this business for a long time..
:~:Vinnie nails Reaver with a right hand followed by a kick to the ribs.. the ref reaches seven on the ten count and Vinnie picks up Reaver and tosses him back inside.. Vinnie jumps on the apron and waits for Reaver to get up, he does and Vinnie launches himself over the ropes and nails Reaver with a cross body block. Vinnie with the pin, one! Two! and a kick out by Reaver.. Vinnie picks up Reaver who gives him a thumb to the eye, blinding him momentarily.. Reaver scoops up Vinnie and body slams him hard to the mat.. Reaver measures Vinnie and drops the fist right between the eyes.. a quick pin, and a quick kick out by Vinnie.. :~:
Miller: Reaver is trying to make a comeback on this one…
Paco: Well it’s not really a comeback.. the match hasn’t been going on for that long Miller… it’s more of a, back and forth match…
Miller: Hey Paco, have you had anything to drink today? Any Tequila?
Paco: not a drop…
Miller: That’s why you are making so much sense and actually making good comments!
Paco: My supplier is late, don’t worry though… he’ll be here… and then, it’s PAR-TAY Time!
:~:Reaver picks up Vinnie and whips him to the ropes, Vinnie bounces off and Reaver sends him flying with a back body drop! Vinnie lands hard but jumps right back up only to get drop back down by Reaver with an inverted atomic drop! Reaver grabs the legs of Vinnie, hooks them up and applies a Texas Clover Leaf!! The ref immediately goes to check on Vinnie who is shaking his head no at the moment! Reaver leans backwards, applying more pressure to the back and Vinnie lets out a scream as he is obviously in big time pain. The ref asks him if he wants to give it up, Vinnie says no but the ref is about to call for the bell.. Vinnie tells him not to do it! :~:
Miller: Vinnie is hanging on for dear life!!
Paco: Yeah but that clover leaf is a painful submission, it’s only a matter of time Miller… only a matter of time!
:~:Vinnie starts to inch his way to the ropes, Reaver shakes his head “no” as he tries to hang on.. Vinnie is almost there though.. he almost has them, almost, almost… got them!! The ref tells Reaver to break the hold but he doesn’t do it.. The ref gives him the 4 count and Reaver finally lets go.. he begins stomping on the legs and back of Reaver, adding insult to injury. Reaver goes for the pin now, one! Two! Kick out! Vinnie still has life left… Reaver picks him up and whips him to the ropes, Vinnie bounces off and Reaver goes for a clothesline, he misses, Vinnie bounces off the other side and runs Reaver over with a clothesline from hell! :~:
Miller: Explosive move on the part of Vinnie!!
Paco: Yeah, but that took a lot out of him… I think if Reaver hits one more move.. Vinnie is done for!
:~:Both men are down.. Reaver starts to move and makes it to his feet before Vinnie… Reaver picks him up and whips him to the corner hard.. Vinnie somehow is able to reverse it and Reaver hits hard! Vinnie limps his way over to the corner, he sets Reaver on the top turnbuckle.. He climbs to the third Turnbuckle himself, pulls Reaver up and drops him with a DDT!! :~:
Miller: A top rope DDT! What a move!!
Paco: hell yeah! The crowd loved that one, oh there is a pin! One! Two! Three! He got him!!
Miller: and just like that Vinnie turned the tables on Reaver! Amazing match from these two guys…
J. Styles: Here is your winner….. ”The Violent One” VINNIE VIOLENCE!!!
Miller: Well me and you thought that Vinnie wouldn’t be able to bounce back from the Clover Leaf, but he proved us both wrong…
Paco: Yeah, that was an impressive comeback.. see now you can call it a comeback..
Miller: Whatever Professor.. so I guess now the character you talked about comes into play.. how will Reaver react to this lost.. will he quit? Or will he try to bounce back?
Paco: Like I said Miller, only time will tell… hey Professor.. hmm.. I like that.. Professor Paco Perez.. hey! I’m Triple P!!!! WOO! Now that’s original! Thanks Miller..
Miller: Uh yeah, whatever.. well I’m being told that Burner is on the backstage area with our Lightweight Champion, whom we haven’t seen in a while.. let’s go to Burner now..
:~:The camera switches views and there we see that “60’s guy” with the Lightweight Champion, Arryk Rage. :~:
Burner: Thanks Miller dude, “peace” Alright, Arryk dude.. you were out with a minor injury.. now you are back… are you going to defend that title of yours any time soon because, rumors are flying around that you like to win it, but not defend it.. what do you say to that dude…
Arryk Rage: Well it’s like this, argh!!
:~:Before Arryk can get his interview started Kidd Foxx comes up from behind him and nails him with a forearm! Arryk stumbles and Kidd Foxx keeps on nailing him.. Kidd Foxx then picks him up and slams him on the concrete floor.. The Kidd walks over to a metal trash can, he picks it up and slams it on the Champ.. Kidd Foxx walks over to Burner, takes the mic and then comes back to where Arryk Rage is.. he hits him with the mic a couple of times and then speaks.. :~:
Kidd Foxx: They are not rumors you punk bitch! Every time you win that title, I always challenge you for it and you always come up with some kind of injury just so you don’t have to fight me.. well guess what Twiztid bad seed? No more.. you and I have a date at Genesis to Genocide.. finally you will stop dodging me and put that title up against me, finally the world will see why you didn’t want to fight me, and that’s because you know damn well I can beat you son! Arryk, that title is as good as mine!
:~:Kidd Foxx drops the mic on top of Arryk Rage and walks away as officials come over to help Arryk.. The show takes a commercial break. :~:
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Voice: Open this damn door! *banging* Open it or we’re going to tear it down! This is the California State Police with the department of Immigration! Open the f’n door!!!
:~:As soon as both men hear the “I” word they start to run around like pigs who are about to be led to the slaughter.. Coyote points to a window and Rico nods, gets his stuff and heads out that way.. Coyote follows.. the banging continues for a few more seconds and then stops.. The door is kicked in and you see Riot walking in with a loud speaker on his hand, he looks around and laughs loudly as he continues to talk on the speaker..... :~:
Riot: HAHA! You can’t hide for ever!! HAHA! Those guys are too easy.. “rookies”…
:~:The camera cuts to Paco and Miller who are both having a good laugh.. :~:
Miller: I got to admit, that was pretty funny…
Paco: Riot is one funny fucker… haha..
Miller: Hey let’s talk about what we saw before the break, Kidd Foxx attacking Arryk Rage.. wow, I have never seen Kidd Foxx like this! He’s pissed!
Paco: and rightfully so… you tell me Miller, how many Lightweight Title shots has Kidd Foxx ever had in the ICWF?
Miller: Uh well, let’s see…
Paco: Shut up! I’m the Professor, I’ll tell ya.. NONE… and why? Because Arryk Rage has always had that title.. and when Arryk Rage didn’t have it, he made sure that Kidd Foxx never had a shot… well finally Kidd Foxx will get that shot…
Miller: Yeah, looks like another title match has been signed for Genesis 2 Genocide.. this PPV is shaping up to be a great one!
Paco: Of course it is Miller, this is the ICWF, all of our PPVs are great.. haha… we rule.. check the ratings..
Miller: Calm down Paco… well folks it’s time for our third bout of the night.. The ICON Dean takes on Gabe Andrews.. two big men going at it!
Paco: Oh yeah, you won’t see a lot of high flying shit.. but, you are about to see brawling, and brute strength at it’s best!
J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, our next match is just like all others, one fall, ten minutes.. bla, bla, bla.. here are the participants!.
:~:”Shoot to Thrill” By AC/DC blasts out and the crowd cheers slightly as the massive Gabe Andrews makes his way to the ring. :~:
J. Styles: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by his manager… “Miracle” Mickey Mags from Baltimore, Maryland.. here is Gabe Andrews!!!
:~:He talks a strategy with his manager and then gets inside the ring… a hush comes over the crowd and then “Voodoo Child” By Jimmy Hendrix blasts out and the crowd goes wild, and starts to raise the roof! :~:
J. Styles: and his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by NBA great Vince Carter… from Fayetteville, Arkansas… here is ”The Self Proclaimed ICON” Dean!!!
:~:Dean comes out and heads to the ring with Vince.. shaking the fans hands and what not.. he gets inside the ring and as soon as he does, Gabe goes after him.. the bell rings. :~:
Miller: Looks like Gabe Andrew is not a bit intimidated by Dean!!!
Paco: No, and that’s what he has to do if he wants to win Miller… take it to Dean!
:~:Gabe Andrews pummels on Dean with a flurry of fists.. He then whips him to the ropes, Dean bounces off and Gabe drops him with a knee to the gut.. Gabe Andrews sits Dean up and applies a chin lock. Dean quickly makes it to his feet though, fighting the hold.. he turns to the side, picks up Gabe and drops him to the mat with a side suplex! That breaks the hold but both men are quickly up.. Gabe charges at Dean, Dean answers with a kick to the gut that folds Gabe in half, Dean bounces off the ropes and drops Gabe with an Axe kick! Dean goes for a pin, one! Two! Kick out by the former tag champ. Dean picks him back up, he whips Gabe Andrews to the ropes, he bounces back and Dean goes for his side kick but Gabe Andrews ducks it.. Dean turns around and Gabe hooks him and drop shim with a belly to belly suplex! :~:
Miller: Man these two guys are evenly matched up!
Paco: Yeah, Gabe Andrews is hanging with Dean so far.. we’ll see how he does as the match develops..
:~:Gabe Andrews goes for the pin after delivering the suplex, one! Two! Kick out by the Hall of Famer.. Gabe Andrews makes it to his feet, grabs one of Dean’s legs and applies a half Boston Crab.. Dean is in pain but only momentarily as he is able to reach the ropes.. Gabe Andrews breaks the hold but quickly gets back on Dean.. he picks him up, whip to the ropes.. Dean bounces off and Gabe misses with a big boot as Dean ducks… Gabe Andrews turns around and Dean drops him with a side kick to the face! Dean with a pin now, one! Kick out by Gabe Andrews.. Dean picks him up, right hand by Dean, right hand by Gabe Andrews, Dean answer, Gabe Answers, Dean, Gabe, Dean, Gabe.. back and forth they go.. exchanging blows! Gabe is wobbly.. He swings wildly, Dean ducks and hooks Gabe in a sleeper hold!! :~:
Miller: Dean is trying to wear down the big man!
Paco: Yeah, Gabe tried it with the half Boston crab but it didn’t work.. let’s see how Dean does..
:~:Dean has the hold on pretty good as Gabe Andrews swings his arms out wildly.. he is able to grab Dean’s head and then drops down connecting with a jaw breaker! The hold is broken so might be Dean’s jaw.. Gabe Andrews slaps himself trying to get the effects of the sleeper hold out.. Dean makes it to his feet.. checks his jaw and then walks over to Gabe.. he picks him up, Gabe with a shot to the gut.. another one, one more.. Gabe hooks Dean for a suplex, blocked by the ICON.. Gabe tries to deliver it.. again it’s blocked! Gabe tries one more time and Dean turns it into a swinging Neckbreaker instead! Dean jumps to his feet, he bounces off the ropes and drops the leg across the neck of Gabe Andrews! Dean with the pin! One! Two! Kick out!! “OH!” is heard from the crowd as they thought that Dean had the win.. Dean points to the corner.. he climbs it and waits for Gabe Andrews to make it to his feet, he does and Dean leaps off and nails Gabe right in the jaw with a missile drop kick!! :~:
Miller: Dean hit his trademark move! It could be all over!!
Paco: Yeah, there is the pin! One! Two! Th… kick out!! Dude, how does Gabe Andrews keep kicking out?
Miller: The man is trying to prove a point not only to Dean, but to ODJ and everyone else.. sending him away was a mistake.. and now there is hell to pay!
:~:Dean picks up the big man and scoops him up for a body slam.. Gabe Andrews some how slips out of Dean’s grasp and falls behind him, he hooks him and drops him with an inverted Russian Leg Sweep!! Dean’s face bounces off the mat as Gabe gets the much need break… Gabe shakes off the cow webs and makes the pin, one! Two! kick out by the former two time champion.. Gabe Andrews says it’s over, he calls for his finisher… He picks up Dean and takes him to the corner.. He climbs to the second rope, he hooks Dean for a Tornado DDT but Dean begins to punch him.. Gabe still tries to deliver it as he swings out of the corner but Dean pushes off sending Gabe flying and causing him to fall flat on his stomach! Gabe Andrews stumbles to his feet and Dean measures him and spears him down!!! The crowd goes wild!! :~:
Miller: Dean hit the spear! He hit the spear! That’s the set up for the Razorback!
Paco: Gabe Andrews might be going bye, bye here!
:~: Dean picks up Gabe Andrews, he whips him to the ropes. Gabe bounces off, no he hangs on to the ropes as he knew what was coming! Dean gets an upset look on his face and charges at Gabe with a clothesline, Gabe comes out of the ropes and ducks it! Dean turns around, Gabe with a kick to the gut.. He hooks Dean for a suplex He gets him halfway up but Dean fights it and comes back down and then Dean rolls him up with a small package!! The ref gets down and makes the count, one! Two! Three!! The bell rings!:~:
Miller: It’s over!!
Paco: He got him! Gabe was able to avoid the Razorback but Dean still got him down for the 1, 2, 3!!
J. Styles: Here is your winner… DEAN!!!
:~:Vince Carter comes in and helps Dean up.. he raises his hands and the crowd goes wild. Gabe Andrews watches on upset, he walks over and pushes Vince out of the way.. he comes face to face with Dean.. the crowd goes silent not knowing what to expect.. you could hear a pin drop right about now… a cricket is heard in the background.. the wind blows softly.. someone yells.. SHOW YOUR TITS! Gabe takes a few steps back and then extends his hand out to Dean.. Dean relaxes a bit and looks at the crowd who are now cheering loudly.. Dean shakes Gabe’s hand and they raise eachother’s arm… :~:
Miller: Well there is something you don’t see everyday in the ICWF…
Paco: Yeah, wasn’t sportsmanship banned from the ICWF?
Miller: No, I don’t think it was……
Paco: Ah well… but this is good.. maybe an alliance of sorts was born here today.. or they are just being good sports.. which, quite frankly, makes me sick.. Dean! Hit him with a chair quick!! He’s open! Ah they are leaving.. damn it..
Miller: Well folks while we ignore Paco, let me just say, that was a good match.. a great match even.. during the match we heard something was happening in the back.. and of course.. we got footage of it!!! Let’s take a look…
:~:Kingpin is seen walking down the corridor that leads to his dressing room. When he arrives outside his dressing room door, there is a note attached to the front of the door, taped across the name "Kingpin". Kingpin, curious, takes the note and pulls it off the door. He unfolds it, and quickly reads it. Suddenly, he spins around, his eyes darting in all directions. He stares, carefully watching his surroundings, before turning back around, and shaking his head. You can see the camera slowly zoom in on what was written on the note that was taped to his door. It reads "LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!" Kingpin, laughs to himself, and wonders out loud who the prankster is, probably Riot….. He tosses the note to the floor, and then reaches and turns the door knob to his room. As soon as he pushes the door open, you see a wooden stick come flying out, striking Kingpin in the midsection, and doubling him over. Just then, Titan kicks the door the rest of the way out, revealing his weapon to be a toilet plunger. He starts screaming at Kingpin, who is still doubled over trying to catch his breath. Titan 3 charges, and starts hammering down fists and forearms across Kingpin's back, savagely beating him down. Once Kingpin is all the way down, Titan starts putting the boots to him. Titan then brings the hard end of the toilet plunger across the back of Kingpin's head as few times. Titan then rolls him over with his foot, and flips the plunger over. He then places the suction part of the plunger over Kingpin's face, and presses down as hard as he can. Titan is still shouting obscenities at Kingpin, who is struggling and flailing his arms, trying to pry the plunger from his face. Titan 3 starts pumping the plunger up and down, laughing, occasionally stomping at Kingpin's midsection. Finally, security arrives to break up the attack, pulling Titan away from Kingpin, who finally gets the plunger off of his face. Security directs Titan down the other end of the hall, and you can still hear him yelling at Kingpin as he is helped to his feet by some members of the ICWF staff. The show goes to commercial. :~:
It’s coming, and you can’t stop it.. nobody can!! |
:~:When the show came back, Riot was in the back, pulling pranks again but then he pulled one on a team that just wasn’t up for a laugh.. L2K.. after being Riot’s latest prank victim, they proceeded to attack Riot and give him a hell of a beating. After that, the next match took place, Pitbull vs. The Lost Soul. It was a good match with the rookie putting up a good fight, but in the end, TLS with his hot streak, proved to be too much.. after hitting a new move called the Soul Train, TLS defeated Pitbull with the Souled Out. After the match was over, TLS did an interview::~:
TLS: I've got problems. It seems everywhere I turn people are trying to take me out. Queen Pin, day after day, you run your mouth calling me chicken shit. But look here, it's like this. You don't deserve to be in the ring with TLS. You earned your first shot, by winning a #1 contender's match. But I beat your ass the following Friday. Why do you deserve a shot now? I'll tell you what Queen Pin, you beat Titan AE tonight, I'll give you a shot at the Pay-per-view. we can do that standard match crap you're always talking about. But if you lose... Either I don't give you a shot at all.. or we play by my rules. I've never seen someone talk so much trash after getting his ass whooped, it seems I beat you up bad, because you have no sense of reasoning. You babble about TLS not knowing how to wrestle, but I beat you, did I not?
:~:TLS picks up the belt and slings it back on his shoulder.. he pats it a couple times. :~:
TLS: You say that I should be the Hardcore Champion instead of the IC champion. And you're right Queen Pin. As a matter of fact I should be all the champions combined into one. Think for a second, what does intercontinental mean? Doesn't it mean spanning various continents? So technically speaking, the Intercontinental belt and the world title are one in the same. You've got the North American title. Which means you're only a champion in North America... everywhere else you're nothing. Then there's the Hardcore Title. Which basically means you're a hardcore mutha…..
:~:The crowd yells "SHUT YO MOUTH!!” :~:
TLS: Then there's the Universal Title... Now that is the title to have. because not only are you a champion of the World, but you are a champion of the Universe. What I want is a unification match. IC belt and Universal belt. Too many guys have belts that they don't deserve, it's time to bring credibility back to these belts. One final note to Titan AE. TLS is a 1 man wrecking crew. I don't ask for help and I don't need help. You opened your mouth and now it's too late, you can't take it back. Queen Pin found out last week, and you Titan AE shall find out soon enough...I AM FEAR!!!!!!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:~:TLS exits the ring and goes out through the crowd.. as the crowd chants his name. The show went to break, and when it came back Titan 3 took on nemesis, Kingpin. The match was a great one, just like the one prior.. both men went at it with hatred, but in the end, Titan 3 kept his undefeated streak alive as he finished Kingpin off with his finisher, Ground Zero. After the match was over and T3 kept attacking Kingpin, “Evenflow” started to play which brought the boos out. T3 waited for JH to come out of the entrance way but JH sneaked from behind and nailed T3 with a chair. After he laid him out, he had a few words for him. :~:
JH: Titan 3 ... Last week you came out an attacked me, and I had no fuckin' clue who you were. You talk about how it's Ground Zero and how you are going to kick my ass ... Well Titan 3, it sure looks to me like your ass is the one lying on the mat right now... You may be able to get by clowns like Kingpin, and other jobbers in this federation, but I'm another story .. So Titan 3, prepare yourself anyway you can, and remember.. Fear is only the beginning ... and you will Fear the Big Game Hunter!
:~:After JH finished yapping, he continue to pound on T3.. Kingpin came around and joined JH on the beating but JH wouldn’t have it as he shoved Kingpin out of the way.. Kingpin shoved him back and before you know it.. they were going at it.. the rest of Explicit Content came out to help Kingpin.. then Mike Allen made an appearance followed by the ICON Dean, who cleaned house. The show went to commercial, and after the break ODJ was seen writing furiously on a note mat while mumbling.. “they want to beat eachother’s ass, they got it…. can you say Insane Rumble? Hell I can.. ” Then the Main Event got under way… I have no words to describe what a great hardcore match it was between Mike Allen and Handy Man.. (not only because it was so great but because I don’t have time, lol sorry…) Both used all kinds of weapons but in the end, the self proclaimed King of Hardcore himself, Handy Man.. after putting Mike Allen through three tables! The only thing that seemed to work against the great rookie, was able to reach the top, and the World Title. Handy Man had retain.. Handy Man came down from the Insane-A-Tron and headed for the ring to celebrate… all of the sudden, “Aenema” By Tool hit and the fans cheer loudly as Titan 3 and Dean rushed to the ring, looking to get some payback. Titan 3 slid in, but Handy man saw him coming. He threw a wild hay maker at Titan 3 who duck it, then kicked Handy Man in the stomach, and dropped him with a DDT!! Dean got in the ring, he walked over and lifted Handy Man up along with Titan 3. Titan 3 and Dean then drop Handy with a spike piledriver!! Titan jumped up, and brought Handyman up, he stood behind him and held Handy's arms as Dean started slapping Handyman across the face… just then “Evenflow” hit again and Johnny Hunter rushed to the ring and started to go at it with the Living Legends.. the rest of Explicit Content came back out, followed by Mike Allen and once again we had a big ass brawl going. The show came to an end with all 8 wrestler tearing eachother apart.. fade to black.:~:
ODJ: Again, I can stress enough how sorry I am, I truly, truly am.. Feel free to send me to hell and cuzz me out or whatever, I deserve it. I was so pumped about this card cuz it was a good one with the angles and such.. I’m a fuck up… hopefully things are back to normal….
