Miller: Welcome everyone to another edition of Friday, Night, Heat!! I am G Miller alongside Paco, and I gotta ask right off the bat.. why are you wearing a Baltimore Raven’s Jersey?
Paco: Well I figure since we’re in Denver I try to connect with the fans you know..
Miller: Yeah but the Ravens beat the Broncos…the last thing they want to see a Raven’s jersey..
Paco: I know, ain’t it great!? *stands up* How about them Ravens!! *crowd boos* Gotta love it..
Miller: Anyway, folks hang on to your seats.. no, not because of tonight’s awesome card but because we have some news for you.. Oh and do we have some news for you!
Paco: Man, I still can’t believe it..
Miller: Ladies and Gentlemen, something happened last night that had never, EVER happened in the history of this great federation.. last night.. for the first time ever, a title changed hands at a house show!!
Paco: A title.. “THE!” Title…
Miller: Folks, last night in another Colorado arena.. Johnny Hunter and Titan 3 decided they did not want to wait until the PPV so they got it on last night for the Hardcore Title.. it was a brutal match up, a killer match up… I mean these two used all kinds of weapons.. they fought outside of the ring, through the crowd, in the back, outside of the arena.. but the high point of the match was when they were on the entrance way.. and Titan 3 did the unthinkable.. He delivered his finisher, Ground Zero from the entrance way, some 10 feet down.. sending Hunter through 2 tables!
Paco: but wait! There’s more!!
Miller: Titan 3 set up another two tables, took Hunter back up the ramp.. and did it again!!! After that he went for the pin and won his first title here in the ICWF, the Hardcore title..
Paco: but wait! There’s more!
Miller: Johnny Hunter was severely injured.. He suffered broken ribs.. and his knee, which had gone through so much before.. was dislocated…. Badly.. Johnny Hunter not only will not participate in tonight’s battle royal, but he has called it quits.. that’s right.. Johnny Hunter has retired from wrestling!!
Paco: Again, I still can’t believe it.. but I swear Miller, I have never seen someone fight Hunter like T3 did.. I mean that guy is awesome..
Miller: He sure is… so we have a brand new champion, a legend is gone from the ICWF but the show goes on!
Paco: Damn right it does.. we have a handicap match, and a hardcore match plus the kick ass rumble!
Miller: Yeah, and speaking of the rumble.. there are two big question marks.. First Titan 3, as we just told you.. he had a hell of a match and we don’t know for sure if he will be able to compete. The other, is Handy Man. He had that horrible accident in which Afie and a camera man lost their lives…
Paco: *sniff, sniff* Afie was cool..
Miller: Uh, yeah.. and Handy Man was almost a goner too.. but somehow he survived, but the question is, will he be able to go tonight? Will he be able to wrestle??
Paco: Handy Man is probably the toughest SOB right now in the ICWF.. but man, yesterday he looked totally, and excuse me for saying this but, FUCKED UP! I support him 100% but not even I am sure if he will go tonight.. I mean he’s not even here yet!
Miller: That is true, I guess as the show rolls on we will find out more.. Speaking of rolling, should we get this shinding started??
Paco: You damn right! Joey, take it away!
J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen our first bout of the night is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and hardcore rules are in effect!!!
:~:Crowd cheers loudly knowing they are about to see some crazy hardcore action. "Bad Seed" By Wayne Kramer begins to play and the crowd boos loudly... :~:
J. Styles: Introducing the first participant, all the way from Des Moines, Iowa.. he weights in at 219 pounds and stands 6’0” tall.. here is the current, undefeated, undisputed, ICWF.. Lightweight Champion of the World!!! Arryk Rage!!!
:~:He comes out with the title over his shoulder and pushing a cart full of weapons.. He throws the weapons inside the ring.. then “Last Resort” By Papa Roach begins to play and the crowd boos loudly as well.. The crowd not favoring either guy. :~:
J. Styles: and his opponent, making his way to the ring from Chicago, Illinois… he weights in at 265 pounds and stands at 6’5” tall… here is ½ of the undefeated, undisputed… ICWF Tag Hardcore Champions of the World…Anthony “Lightning” Logan!!!
:~:He comes out with the title around his waist.. he stops in front of the ring, takes it off and slides under the bottom rope. Arryk Rage immediate begins to stomp on him. :~:
Miller: Well here we go Paco, two undefeated Champions going at it. Any picks?
Paco: Yeah, I’ll take Ravens over the Raiders and.. The Vikings to destroy the Giants..
:~:Miller shakes his head as Paco looks at him saying: “What?” Arryk Rage picks up Anthony Logan and whips him to the ropes, Logan bounces off and Arryk drops him with a flying clothesline.. Arryk goes for a quick pin but Logan kicks out after one. Arryk Rage with another pick up and a headlock is applied.. Logan easily shoves him to the ropes, Arryk bounces off and Logan drops him with a shoulder tackle.. Logan follows it with an elbow drop, a pin and a quick kick out. Logan picks up Arryk who gives him a thumb to the eye, Arryk hooks him for a suplex and delivers it on top of a chair.. Arryk Rage picks up a “ring” bell and then sits Logan up only to nail him right in the forehead with it!.. Arryk with another pin and again Logan kicks out, this time after two. :~:
Miller: You know I was talking about picks for this match…
Paco: Hmm.. I don’t know, I’m not sure if Arryk even follows football.. he might have not made any picks at all…
:~:Miller starts banging his head on the table as Arryk Rage bangs Logan’s head against the chair. He picks him up and whips him to the ropes, Logan bounces off and Arryk sends him flying with a back body drop onto a metal trash can! Arryk Rage goes to the corner and starts to climb, as he does this Logan starts to come around.. Arryk makes it to the top and Logan sees him, he rushes to the ropes and shakes them causing Arryk to fall on his jewels! “Lightning” picks up a 2X4 and then walks over to the corner, and nails Arryk with it! Arryk is about to fall over backwards but Anthony grabs him, he then climbs to the second rope, hooks Arryk and drops him with a belly to belly Superplex! :~:
Miller: That was a hell of a move by the tag champion!
Paco: It sure was but these two are not using enough weapons! C’Mon!
:~:Anthony doesn’t go for the pin, instead he grabs a metal cookie tray and then picks up Arryk, he whips him to the ropes and as he bounces off he nails him right on the face with it! “Lightning” drops the bent tray and goes for a pin this time, one! Two! kick out! The crowd cheers, not because Arryk kicked out but because Kidd Foxx is walking down the ramp.. he looks towards the ring and then heads fort he announcer table.. Anthony Logan picks up Arryk Rage into a body press and then drops Arryk all the way to the outside! The crowd gives a “OH!” as Arryk lands hard, mean while Kidd Foxx grabs the LW title from the time keeper and then starts to walk back up the ramp.. Logan looks at Arryk who is standing up.. Logan is about to grab him when Arryk sees Kidd Foxx leaving with his title.. Arryk Rage rushes after him but Kidd Foxx sees him and high tails it! :~:
Miller: Kidd Foxx is running away with Arryk’s title! And Arryk is going after him!
Paco: Yeah but what about this match!!!??
Miller: Well I guess the ref is going to count Arryk Rage out…
Paco: You jackass, this is hardcore rules, there are no count outs!
Miller: Oh yeah, then I don’t know…
:~:Paco slaps Miller upside the head and the camera focus on the ring where Anthony is talking with the ref.. the ref just shrugs his shoulders and throws his hands up in the air, declaring the match a no contest.. Anthony Logan gets pissed and gives the ref a kick to the gut followed by a snap DDT! The crowd cheers now, as every time a ref gets his ass kicked, it’s time for cheering. Anthony is not finished though as he goes to the top rope and delivers his finisher, The Strike, on the poor referee! “OH!” Is heard as Anthony says some words to the ref before leaving the ring, irate. His music hits the PA as the show goes to commercial.:~:
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Woman: Now you listen here muthafucka! You are going to pay me for losing my husband, we have five kids! I can’t afford them and I sure ass hell ain’t going on welfare you hear!
ODJ: Look bitch, err, ma’am….
Woman: Oh no you didn’t! Let me tell you something *you hear fingers snapping*.
ODJ: Shut the fuck up you f’n Gold digger! Now I had nothing to do with the f’n interview! Handy Man took the camera man because the f’n camera man wanted to go! He said he wanted to get away from home for a while because he was sick and tired of your fat ass and the five kids that weren’t his! So if you got a problem talk with Handy Man...
Woman: Well let me tell you something.. .
ODJ: NO, shut up! Go! Get out, you ain’t getting a penny out of me.. .
:~:This concludes a stupid, meaningless waste of TV air, segment. The camera cuts back to Paco and Miller who are puzzled… :~:
Miller: Hmm.. do you suppose…
Paco: Miller, let’s not go there… that was weird ok.. ODJ is weird, but that was way out there.. it didn’t make sense.. let’s just go to the next match yes?
Miller: Yes..
:~:"Beat the Bastards" By The Exploited begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly.. Riot makes his way to the ring with his valet, Rude Grrrl. :~:
J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen our next bout is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit and it's a handicap match! Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Toronto, Ontario....
Crowd: CANADA!!!
J. Styles: He weights in at 220 pounds and stands at 6'0" tall... here is....Riot!!!
:~:He gets inside the ring after playing tonsil hockey with Rude Grrrl.. as soon as he does "Rollin'" By Limp Bizkit begins to play and the crowd goes wild, cheering the Limp... Looks 2 Kill come out and the crowd immediately start to boo...:~:
J. Styles: and his opponents, at a combined weight of 580 pounds... here is the team of Alec and Justin Stromen....Looks 2 Kill!!!
:~:They talk outside the ring and then slide under the bottom rope.. both men go after Riot who smartly gets out of the ring. :~:
Miller: Well Paco, it is obvious that L2K can't take a joke.. as they demanded a match with Riot...
Paco: Yeah, what I don't get is why did Riot accept? I mean come on guy.. it's 2 on 1.. hardcore rules or not, the odds are definitely against Riot.
:~:Riot gets inside the ring as Alec gets out, leaving Stromen to start the match up. They lock up and Riot quickly applies a headlock.. Stromen shoves him to the ropes, Riot bounces off.. no he hangs on to the ropes and then goes to the outside.. he looks under the ring and comes out with a golf club.. he shows it to the crowd who approve, and then gets inside the ring.. Stromen goes after him, Riot stops him with a kick to the gut.. Riot holds the club with both hands and hits Stromen in the back.. Stromen drops to his knees and Riot does his now famous: “Tiger Woods” pose before swinging the hell out of the club and nailing Stromen right on the rib cage. :~:
Miller: Man that was a vicious shot!!
Paco: You know Miller, most wrestlers don't know what they want to do with their lives after they retire from wrestling.. But with Riot, hell he already knows his got a spot open for him in the PGA tour..
:~:"Whatever" says Miller as the action continues, Riot picks up Stromen and whips him hard to the corner.. Stromen comes out stumbling and Riot bounces himself off the ropes, catches Stromen and drives him to the mat with a bulldog! Riot with a pin, one! two! Broken up by Alec.. Riot jumps to his feet and shoves the big man, Alec shoves him back and then nails him with a right hand that staggers him.. Stromen takes the chance he has an rolls up Riot from behind, one! two! kick out by Riot.. both men jump to their feet.. Riot charges at Stromen but he stops him with a thumb to the eye.. Stromen quickly makes the tag to Alec.. he comes in and both men go to work on Riot as they nail him with rights, lefts and forearm shots until Riot falls flat to the mat.. Stromen goes out and Alec picks up Riot only to slam him hard back down. :~:
Miller: Well if the match continues like this, Riot will be done quickly.
Paco: No doubt about it, but they don't call him the most Unorthodox high flyer for nothing.. don't give up on him just yet!
:~:Alec picks up Riot and whips him hard to the corner.. Riot hits and Alec goes to follow that up with a splash but Riot moves out of the way at the last second! Alec hits chest first and then turns around.. Riot rushes towards him, jumps on his shoulders and drops him with a Hurricanrana! Riot quickly hops to his feet and rushes to the corner, he climbs it, measures Alec and delivers a Moonsault!! Riot with the pin! One! Two! Stromen makes the save! He picks up Riot and tosses him to the outside.. Stromen checks on Alec and then goes after Riot.. He picks him up but Riot nails him out of nowhere with a foreign object! Stromen goes down and Riot raises his hand, revealing brass knuckles! :~:
Miller: Riot had an Ace up his sleeve...
Paco: Good timing too... Stromen it's out, but he's not the legal man..
:~:Riot gets on top of Stromen and starts to pound away with the brass knuckles until Alec breaks it up.. he turns Riot around and gives him a swift knee to the gut.. Riot drops the knuckles.. Alec whips him to the guard rail and Riot hits hard! He stumbles out and Alec grabs him by the neck and Chokeslams him hard to the floor! Alec goes for the pin, one! two! He breaks the pin, what the? Oh he sees a table! He walks over and sets it up.. he then picks up Riot and tells Stromen to get the hell up... Stromen starts to come around as Alec hooks Riot between his legs and tries to go for a Powerbomb! But just as he is about to pick up Riot, Riot drops to one knee and nails Alec with a low blow! The big man folds in pain as Stromen charges at Riot.. Riot sends him flying however with a back body drop and Stromen goes through the table his own partner set up!! :~:
Miller: Oh that had to hurt!!
Paco: Yes! WOOD!! WOOHOO!! more, more! Give me more!!
:~:Riot makes the pin on Stromen but the ref tells him he's not the legal man.. Riot goes to pick Alec but he surprises him with a big boot to the face! Riot goes down and Alec quickly walks over to another folded table and sets it up.. he walks back to Riot and begins to stomp a mud hold in him. He then picks him up, hooks him by the waist side and delivers an over the head belly to belly suplex that sends Riot through the table!! A "Holy Shit" Chant breaks out as the second table of the night has been taken care of. Alec goes for the pin, the ref finds his position and counts. One! Two! Kick out!! Alec picks up Riot and tosses him inside the ring.. he then reaches over the guard rail and grabs the fans' chairs.. he starts throwing one after the other onto the ring until there is about 7 tables inside.. Alec gets inside the ring and Stromen, who has comeback, does as well. :~:
Miller: Well Riot has done all he can to keep up with these guys, but they are just too much!
Paco: Yeah, the thing is, Riot gets one down.. then the other makes the save.. then Riot gets that one out, but the other has recuperated and he makes the save.. If he wants to win, he has to take both of them out at the same time!
:~:Alec picks up Riot and whips him to the ropes, Riot bounces off and L2K drop him with a double elbow to the chest! Riot goes down hard and they drop a double elbow on him! Stromen then grabs a couple of chairs and puts them on top of Riot.. he then bounces himself off the ropes and Alec catches him and lifts him into a gorilla press before dropping him on top of Riot, crushing him under the chairs!! The move was not that wise as Stromen was hurt too.. Alec moves the chairs out of the way and goes for the pin, one! two! kick out by Riot.. Alec seems upset, he picks up Riot and whips him to the ropes.. Stromen comes back up and joins his partner in arms as they go for a double clothesline.. but they miss as Riot ducks then jumps on the middle of the top rope, turns around and then drops both men with a flying clothesline! :~:
Miller: Riot is making a comeback!
Paco: Yeah but does he have enough to put both of them away!
:~:Riot grabs a chair and then goes to the top, he jumps off, putting the chair under him as he comes down on Alec with a Guillotine leg drop! Riot then grabs all the chairs and stacks him in rows of tree.. He then picks up Stromen and takes him to the corner where he sets him up for the Casterator!! Riot goes back to the middle of the ring and is about to take a running start when Alec turns him around and gives him a shot to the throat! Alec then hooks Riot between his legs, lifts him up and Powerbombs him on the stack of chairs!! Stromen gets off the ropes and tells Alec, "let's finish it" Alec nods and then he picks up Riot, hooks him again for the Powerbomb.. He lifts him up and as he comes down Stromen grabs Riot by the neck making the move a Powerbomb/Neckbreaker combo onto the bent out of shape chairs! :~:
Miller: L2K has delivered Devastation! Their finisher, it could be all over for Riot!
Paco: Maybe, there is the pin by Alec, one! two! Three! Damn it, it is over!
J. Styles: Here are your winners...... LOOKS 2 KILL!!!
:~:The crowd boos loudly as they were obviously behind Riot.. Alec just gives a sinister smile as he tells Stromen to bring a table in.. Stromen goes out and looks under the ring.. he finds a table and slides under the bottom rope.. Alec sets it up and puts some chairs under it as well as some chairs on top of it... :~:
Miller: Uh, what are they doing??
Paco: I don't know but I'm sure it is not good news for Riot!!
:~:Alec picks up Riot, barely as Riot is out.. he hooks him for a Powerbomb and again with Stromen they deliver Devastation! This time however is on the table and chairs they had set up!! As Riot goes through the table and the chairs a disturbing thud is heard letting us know something broke... :~:
Miller: Oh MY! They are trying to end Riot's career!!
Paco: Well if that's so, I think they've succeeded!! Man what a move! Riot has been the recipient of TWO Devastation’s plus a Powerbomb before that! His back might indeed be broke! Here come some refs though!
:~:Alec and Stromen just look at Riot as officials and EMTs rush to his attention.. L2K begins to laugh and then raise their hand as "Rollin'" Begins to play again.. The camera cuts to the backstage area where you see Burner standing with Mr. Smith..:~:
Burner: Hey dudes, I am here with the master of the uh, whatever move it is you are going to use.. I’m here with Mr. Smith.. Smith dude, in just over two weeks you take on Jones in a loser leaves fed match.. how do you feel?
Smith: How the hell do you think I feel!? ODJ thinks he’s funny booking this match me vs. Jones.. I mean I know I can take Jones easily.. but still, I don’t want to be responsible for you know, leaving those nine kids out there..
Burner: Yeah *giggles* *whispers* one of them is mine too.. shh..
Smith: *whispers* Yeah same here, hehe.. man that slut is the ICWF’s carrousel, everyone has had a ride…
Camera Man: Uh, MORONS, we are still on the air?
Smith: Oh shit! Uh, edit that quick.. Hey Jones, I was just playin’ around hehe.. that was you know, trash talk.. what Handy man does when he talks about Dean and all of that hehe.. Ok I got nothing else to say… cya! *rushes off*
Burner: Uh ok dude… Uh, hmm, Jones, hehe.. Uh, I was joking too.. *giggles* no I wasn’t… *snickers* No I mean I was uh.. yeah.. awesome.. hehe.. I scored..
:~:Show goes to commercial.:~:
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J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it's time for the Friday Night Heat Main Event!! You all and I have been waiting for this one as it promises to be a great battle.. our Main Event bout tonight is a 7 men Insane Rumble!!! *crowd cheers* The object of the match is simple, in order to win you must throw your 6 opponents over the top, and their feet must land on the floor.. Whoever is the last man in the ring after all the participants have come out will be declared the winner. . The match will start with two contestants then every MINUTE after that another wrestler will join the fray until all 7 wrestlers are in the ring… now for the participants!!
Miller: Man, Smith is an idiot…
Paco: Yeah, he sure is... I mean, would you ever admit on the air that one of Jones’ kids is actually yours?
Miller: Of course I wouldn’t… I’m not that stupid ha! Uh, ahem, that doesn’t mean that one of them is… mine… of course.. hehe.. oh crap, I’m screwed.. uh.. oh boy… Main Event time! Yeah, woo! Let’s see the participants!
Paco: You are that stupid..
:~:The crowd stands up and everyone focuses on the entrance way as they want to see who was the unlucky wrestler to draw number one... the lights dim down and then "Come Out and Play" By The Offspring begins to play and the crowd boos loudly..:~:
J. Styles: and now the man who drew number one!! He comes to us from Detroit, Rock City! He is the leader of Explicit Content and the ICWF North American Champion.... HE IS "THE PSYCHO" KYLO!!!
:~:He comes out with a pissed off look on his face, obviously not happy about the number he drew.. once he gets inside he patently waits to see who his opponent is going to be.. the arena is silent for a moment and then "Now You Know" By Powerburn begins to play and the crowd boo as Kylo is more upset now knowing he must face off against his Stablemate!! :~:
J. Styles: and the man who drew number 2... he comes to us from Glasgow.. he is a member of Explicit Content.. HE IS KINGPIN!!!
:~:Kingpin heads to the ring, and obviously he is upset as well. He gets inside and comes face to face with Kylo.. a few words are exchange but nothing harsh... yet.. hehe... Joey gets out and the bell rings.. They two men continue to talk and then the talking is stopped as a hand shake is made.. both men start to circle the ring and eventually lock up..:~:
Miller: Man talk about a bad break for Explicit Content! 2 of it's 3 members fighting tonight drew 1 and 2!
Paco: Yeah, this can't be good.. and look, they are ready to got at it! This is definitely not good!
:~:Kingpin applies a headlock and Kylo tries to get out of it.. he wraps his arms around the waist of Kingpin and then lifts him and drops him with a side suplex. Kylo hops to his feet and so does Kingpin who out of instinct nails Kylo with a heavy right hand!! Kylo takes it as he stumbles backwards, he appears shocked at first but then gets a PO’ed look and goes after Kingpin with rights and lefts, Kingpin answers every shot and we have a good old fashion brawl going! Kylo finally wins the battle with a rake to the eyes.. he grabs Kingpin by the head and attempts to toss him but Kingpin holds on to the ropes, then elbows Kylo in the stomach. He picks Kylo up in a body slam position and tries to toss him out! :~:
Miller: I guess the friendship between these two has been tossed out the window!!
Paco: It’s every man for himself Miller, you have to look at it this way.. If you don’t toss someone out, you will get tossed out.. simple as that!
:~:Kingpin realizes that he’s not going to be able to get Kylo out like that so he brings him down, lays a couple of right hands and then whips him to the ropes… Kylo bounces off and Kingpin drops him with a clothesline. Kingpin picks him back up and whips him again to the ropes, this time Kylo hangs on to them. Kingpin charges at Kylo who ducks and back body drops Kingpin to the outside! No! He hangs on to the ropes and slides back in under the middle ropes. Kylo begins to stomp on Kingpin and then picks him up, he hooks him for a suplex, gets it. Kylo hops to his feet and then brings Kingpin up, he whips him yet again to the ropes, Kingpin bounces off and he drops him with a boss man slam! Kingpin appears out and Kylo is taking advantage of the opportunity, he picks up Kingpin over his shoulder and attempts to throw him out.. but Kingpin is holding on… the count down begins! :~:
Miller: Here we go Paco, here comes number 3!
Crowd: 10!
Paco: It’s! It’s!
:~:”Voodoo Child” plays and the crowd goes wild.. Dean comes out and rushes to the ring as Kylo is still trying to take Kingpin out.:~:
Miller: It’s the ICON! He’s here and he’s going after EC!!
Paco: Hell yeah!
:~:Kylo finally sees Dean and let’s go of Kingpin. Kylo charges at Dean only to get a right hand that knocks him down. Kylo back up and Dean sends him down again with another hard right! Kylo stumbles to his feet this time, Dean whips him to the ropes, Kylo bounces off and Dean nails him with an axe kick!! Dean picks up Kingpin and tosses him over the top! Dean goes to the corner quickly and doesn’t see Kingpin hanging on and sliding back in.. He reaches the top, waits for Kylo to get up and when he does he jumps off nailing Kylo with a missile drop kick!! The crowd is blowing the roof off as Dean tells him he’s going to toss him out! They cheer him on but just as Dean was going to pick him up Kingpin comes from behind and nails him with a forearm shot. Kingpin turns him around, picks him up and drops him with an atomic drop!:~:
Miller: Well Dean was on a roll there up to that point!
Paco: He sure was, and Kingpin is one lucky mofo! He has been close to being eliminated twice now!
:~:Kingpin grabs Dean’s legs and he lifts them up for a Boston crab but instead catapults him to the corner where he crashes head first! Dean falls to his knees but manages to pull himself up, just as he does though Kingpin comes crashing down on his back with a splash! Dean looks woozy and Kingpin scoops him up and tries to eliminate him! The crowd all at once give a big fat: NO! as Kingpin almost has him out, Kylo has come back to life and goes to aid his EC teammate. Both men are pushing Dean over the ropes but Dean is hanging on, Kylo nails him with shots to the back and mid section, trying to soften him up but to no avail. Kylo tells Kingpin to bring him down and “lets wear him down some more” They bring him back in and then double whip him to the ropes.. Dean bounces off and a double clothesline misses.. Dean bounces off the other side and as they turn around he runs them over with clotheslines!:~:
Miller: Well Kylo and Kingpin couldn’t get Dean-o so they try to wear him down but that backfired!
Paco: It sure did and now Dean-o might be the one doing the eliminating! Oh, there is the count down again!!
Crowd: 10!
:~:As Dean is laying the smack down, rip off, I know.. on Kingpin and Kylo red and blue lights flash and the crowd immediately boos as Handy Man makes his way out heavily bandaged!! :~:
Miller: Handy Man is here! He made it! He’s going to wrestle!!
Paco: I can’t believe it! The man is Superhuman!
Miller: He might be and Dean is now in serious trouble! He’s by himself against Explicit Content!!
Paco: It doesn’t look good for the ICON!!
:~:Handy Man stops right in front of the ring and Dean finally sees him.. he stops attacking Kylo and Kingpin and invites Handy Man in.. Handy Man walks towards the steel steps and slowly makes his way up.. Dean gets closer to the corner, waiting patently for him to get in.. but then from behind comes K & K and they start to pound on Dean! K & K give him a double suplex and then hold him down in the middle of the ring as Handy Man climbs to the top, turns his back to them and delivers the Handysault!! Handy Man twitches a bit as he obviously hurt himself as well.. He makes it to his feet and gives high fives to his team mates before all 3 start to stomp on Dean! The crowd is booing loudly and a “EC Sucks” chant breaks out but they don’t care.. All 3 wrestlers pick up Dean and take their turn taking shots at him.. :~:
Miller: They are tearing him apart Paco!
Paco: Yeah, Dean might not be the same after this rumble!
:~:Handy Man says he’s going to fly again and Kylo and Kingpin nod.. Kingpin puts Dean between his legs for a Powerbomb as Kylo stands by to deliver the extra force… As Handy Man climbs though Dean back body drops Kingpin! The crowd cheers and Dean turns to Kylo who is to slow to react and nails him with a super kick! Dean turns to Handy Man who is at top and just noticed Dean! Handy Man jumps off but Dean catches him in mid air with a spear that sends him crashing to the corner! The crowd is blowing the roof off now as Dean is amounting a comeback. Dean picks Kingpin and whips him to the ropes, Kingpin bounces off and Dean nails him with the Razorback! The crowd cheers.. Dean goes after Handy Man but Kylo hooks him from behind into his submission hold the Downer! :~:
Miller: It might be night, night for Dean!!
Paco: Yeah, that’s part one of Kylo’s finisher! If he gets the other part than Dean is definitely out!
:~:Dean tries to fight the hold and just when he appears as if he’s going to get out Kylo suplexes him backwards sending him over the ropes and onto the outside!! The crowd boos loudly! :~:
Miller: Dean is gone! Dean is gone! Kylo has taken Dean out!
Paco: Kylo and Explicit Content, 3 on 1 was just too much for Dean!
:~:Kylo helps Kingpin up and with Handy Man start to celebrate. Then the count down begins again as Dean is helped to the back by a referee.. :~:
Crowd: 10!
:~:”Aenema” By Tool begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly as E. C. stops celebrating and gets ready for Titan 3! :~:
Miller: Well here comes Titan 3, will he do better against E.C. than Dean did?
Paco: We’re about to find out!
:~:No one comes out though and the crowd goes silent as E. C. laugh looking towards the entrance way.. Then through the crowd, from behind them comes Titan 3 with a chair! The crowd cheers and E. C. looks towards the entrance not realizing what’s going on.. Titan 3 slides inside and turns Handy Man around and nails him with the chair! Kylo suffers the same fate followed by Kingpin!!! The crowd is going nuts.. Titan 3 picks up Kingpin in a Gorilla press and tosses him over the top, eliminating him!! :~:
Miller: There is Titan 3 and now he’s cleaning house!!
Paco: Hell yeah, and he took out Kingpin! It’s 2 on 1 now!!
:~:Titan 3 picks up Kylo and starts to nail him with hard right hands before picking him by the neck and choking him. Handy Man starts to comeback and sees Titan 3 choking the life out of Kylo.. Handy Man sees the chair, grabs it, makes it to his feet and nails Titan 3 in the back with it! Titan 3 drops Kylo and drops himself as Handy Man drops the chair in the middle of the ring and then picks Titan 3 up, he hooks him and piledrives him on it!! Kylo makes it to his feet, checks his neck and then stomps away at Titan 3 while shouting who knows what at him. Kylo picks up Titan 3 and hooks him for a DDT but Titan 3 blocks it somehow and delivers a Northern lights suplex instead! Handy Man gets pissed off and grabs Titan 3, he picks him up and hooks him for the Handy Slam but Titan 3 breaks free and falls behind Handy Man, he pulls back on Handy’s head and drops him with a reverse DDT! :~:
Miller: Well Titan 3 is definitely holding his own against Kylo and Handy Man.
Paco: Well the main reason for that is, that he’s fresh. Handy Man and specially Kylo have been in there for quite sometime now.
:~:Titan 3 makes it to his feet and he picks up Handy Man and takes him to the ropes and tries to eliminate him but Kylo quickly makes the save. Kylo takes Titan 3 to the corner where he lands some heavy knife edge chops to T3’s chest. Kylo then sits Titan 3 on the top and then he climbs the corner, hooks Titan 3 and goes for a Superplex but Titan 3 blocks it and he delivers a face first Superplex instead! “OH!” is heard as Kylo bounces off the mat face first… Titan 3 is about to go inflict some more damage on Kylo when Handy Man comes from behind, hooks him and drops him with the Handy Slam!! :~:
Miller: He got him that time!!
Paco: Quick Handy Man, pick him up and toss him out! Uh oh, there is the counter!
Crowd: 10!
:~:”Testify” By Rage against the Machine begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction as Mike Allen rushes to the ring.. Handy Man waits for him. :~:
Miller: Here comes Mike Allen, there is only one more man left to come out!
Paco: Yeah, The Lost Soul is a lucky bastard I tell ya!
:~:Mike Allen slides under the bottom rope and Handy Man is all over him with forearm shots to the back.. Mike Allen tries to make it to his feet but Handy Man keeps on pounding him. Handy Man flips him over and delivers a series of flurries to Mike Allen, Allen blocks most of them and then he flips Handy Man over and he delivers a flurry of punches of his own. Mike Allen makes it to his feet, picks up Handy Man and gives him a kick to the gut followed by a swinging Neckbreaker! Titan 3 sees Allen taking care of Handy Man so he goes after Kylo, he grabs him but Kylo gives him a low blow! Titan 3 folds in pain and Kylo grabs him and DDT’s him! Kylo pulls himself up with the ropes and then picks up Titan 3 and sets him on the ropes, trying to get him out. :~:
Miller: Well with Mike Allen out here now the odds have been even out… which means that TLS is the wild card.
Paco: He sure is, and there is no secret, he doesn’t like anyone of these guys!
:~:Mike Allen picks up Handy Man and whips him to the ropes, Handy Man bounces off and Mike Allen drops him with a flying back elbow! Mike Allen jumps to his feet and points to the outside, the crowd gives a slight cheer.. Allen picks Handy Man up, grabs him by his head and goes to toss him but Handy man puts on the breaks, gives Mike Allen an elbow to the stomach and then drops him with a Russian leg sweep! Kylo finally gets Titan 3 over the ropes but Titan 3 hangs on and slides back inside the ring.. Kylo is a bit frustrated.. he picks up Titan 3, turns him around and applies the Downer!! Titan 3 swings his arms like crazy and is able to back Kylo up against the turnbuckle, causing the hold to be broken. Titan 3 stumbles out of the corner trying to gather himself.. he turns around and sees Kylo charging at him but he is able to spot him, he catches him and drops him with a spinning Spinebuster!! :~:
Miller: Hell of a move by Titan 3!
Paco: It sure was, these four guys are not given the other a chance to take total control… uh oh! Here comes the last participant!
Crowd: 10!
:~:The theme for America’s Most Wanted plays and the crowd cheers loudly.. TLS rushes to the ring with a bat in hand! :~:
Miller: The final competitor is out and he’s got a weapon!
Paco: Hell Yeah!
:~:The Lost Soul gets in the ring and sees Handy Man and nails him right on the ribs with it! Handy Man falls through the ropes to the outside.. The Lost Soul goes after Mike Allen now and starts to pound on him! Titan 3 grabs the chair from earlier and tries to sneak up on TLS but TLS turns around and hits the chair with the bat, ramming it on Titan 3’s face! Kylo is just making it to his feet but no chance as TLS nails him in the back with the bat, which finally breaks.. Everyone is down and TLS is standing! He raises his arm and the crowd goes wild! :~:
Miller: Well the freshest man out of these 5 great competitors is in total control!
Paco: There are two reasons why, one he is fresh and two, well, that f’n bat!
:~:The Lost Soul picks up Mike Allen and hooks him for the Soulbuster, he delivers it perfectly! If Mike Allen wasn’t out before he is now! The Lost Soul picks up Mike Allen and goes to eliminate him, he has him on the ropes but just then Handy Man jumps on the apron with a lead pipe and nails The Lost Soul right between the eyes! He falls down and Mike Allen with him.. Handy Man climbs the corner and waits for someone to get up, but the only person that gets up is Kylo.. after thinking for a while Handy Man jumps off and nails his partner with a double axe handle smash!! :~:
Miller: He nailed Kylo!!!
Paco: Hey, all bets are off!! Only one can win, not two or three, ONE!
:~:Handy Man picks up Mike Allen and he hooks him for the Handy Slam but as he has him up Titan 3 comes out of nowhere and gives him a kick to the gut causing Handy Man to drop Mike Allen.. Titan 3 and Handy Man start to exchange blows as Mike Allen stumbles to the ropes and takes a breather… but out of nowhere comes TLS who gives him a clothesline from hell sending him over the top and onto the floor!! :~:
Miller: Mike Allen is gone! He’s been eliminated!
Paco: By The Lost Soul too! Who would have thought!?
:~:As TLS talks trash to Mike on the outside Kylo comes from behind him and tosses him over! But TLS hangs on and comes back inside.. Kylo picks him right up, lands some heavy right hands and then scoops him up and tries to eliminate him again! On the other side, Handy Man has Titan 3 on the brink of elimination.. Titan 3 somehow reaches back and pokes Handy Man in the eye, causing the hold to be broken. Titan 3 pulls Handy Man’s legs from under him, wraps them up and applies a figure four! :~:
Miller: I guess Titan 3 is trying to wear down the handicapper!
Paco: good move, but that also leaves him open for other wrestlers to pound on him!
:~:Kylo sees Handy Man in trouble so he drops TLS and runs over to Titan 3 and drops the leg across the neck of Titan 3! The hold is broken and Kylo helps Handy Man up… Kylo asks him if he’s ok and then drops him with a version of the Rock Bottom!!(sorry, don’t know what it is called) Kylo shouts something at Handy man and then turns his attention to Titan 3 who gives him a kick to the face! Titan 3 is about to go after Kylo some more but he gets nailed with a spinning heel kick from TLS! The Lost Soul picks up Titan 3 and runs with him and tosses him over the top, no, Titan 3 hangs on! TLS grabs both legs and almost has Titan 3 out! Handy Man gets up a bit woozy but sees TLS with Titan 3, he walks over and sweeps TLS’s feet from under him causing both TLS and Titan 3 to go over the top! Titan 3 manages to slide back in but The Lost Soul has been eliminated!! :~:
Miller: And there goes the lost soul! We had the final four now we have the sweet three!
Paco: sweet three eh? I knew you were a fruit cake…
:~:Miller shakes his head, pissed. Handy Man and Titan 3 square off and then Kylo makes it to his feet and once again it is 2 against one in the favor of EC.. like most of the match… Kylo and Handy Man say a few words and then both go after Titan 3.. Titan 3 fights them off as much as possible but when two hardcore bad asses are beating you down, well it takes a toll on ya! Kylo and Handy Man whip Titan 3 to the ropes, he bounces off and they give him a double pancake splash! They set him in the middle of the ring and then both wrestlers go to opposite corners.. Kylo goes first and he nails a perfect Frogsplash and Handy Man follows it up with the Handy Drop!!! :~:
Miller: Oh man, it’s all over.. for Titan 3, much like Dean, it’s just a matter of time!
Paco: I guess Explicit Content is that damn go---- err.. I guess they are bad asses!!
:~:Handy Man and Kylo give eachother high fives.. then they decide is time to toss out Titan 3.. the pick him up but then Kylo wants one more shot at him.. Handy Man agrees and he holds him for Kylo.. Kylo takes a few steps back and then gives him a kick to the ribs! Handy Man says: “my turn” and then Kylo grabs Titan 3 with his back to the ropes.. Handy Man takes a few steps back and goes to clothesline Titan 3 but Titan 3 gets out of the way and Handy Man clotheslines Kylo instead over the top!! Handy Man turns around and Titan 3 grabs him the neck and Chokeslams him!! Kylo is seen hanging by one arm and is able to pull himself up and stands on the outside part of the ring.. He raises his hands thinking he’s safe not realizing that Titan 3 is waiting for him.. Kylo turns around and Titan 3 gives him a drop kick that sends him flying onto the announcing table! *crack!!* :~:
Paco: Damn it! Kylo almost landed on our lap Miller! Miller!? Miller?! Oh shit! I guess he did land in your lap! HAHAHA! He’s knocked out!
:~:The table is broken into pieces with Kylo knocked out as well as Miller who served as some sort of cushion for Kylo. Back in the ring Titan 3 picks up Handy Man and hooks him for his finisher, Ground Zero! He gets him up and he delivers it!! The crowd is cheering and on their feet.. Titan 3 says it’s over.. he picks up Handy Man and tosses him over the top! Handy Man goes flying and Titan 3 rushes to the corner and raises his hands! But wait! Handy Man hung on to the middle rope! He didn’t go out! He is in the ring, wobbly, lost, woozy, you name it he’s it! He sees Titan 3 standing in the second rope, he grabs the chair, who is just a bent piece of metal now and walks over! The crowd is on their feet trying to warn Titan 3 but it’s too late as Handy man nails Titan 3 in the back, sending him over onto the floor!!! :~:
Paco: Handy Man won! Titan 3 thought he had it but didn’t see Handy Man hang on!! Holy shit Miller, wake up!!
:~:The bell rings and a beaten down Handy Man simply falls in the middle of the ring, exhausted… holding his ribs. Titan 3 is on the floor holding his head while Kylo is still out along with Miller. :~:
J. Styles: Here is your winner…….HANDY MAN!!!
Paco: Well folks there you have it! an Insane Rumble, Friday Night Heat Style to remember. I guess I’ll wrap it up since Genuine Fruit Cake is out. Thanks for tuning in.. we’ll see you next week on the special edition of Tuesday Night Fights!!
:~:The credits start to roll as you see EMTs attending Kylo.. Handy Man is being helped to the back by Jorge… the crowd is still standing, watching the leftovers of a hell of a war… Titan 3 is standing now, you can see how pissed off he is.. He sees Kylo and rushes over and starts to attack him!!! ICWF officials and refs try to get him off but Titan 3 is possessed!! A half dozen more refs come out and they are finally able to restraint Titan 3.. The show comes to an end as the scene fades to black. :~:
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ODJ: Well we're back to normal, thank God. I hope you all like the rumble.. please leave your comments below. I will see you next week.
