:~:The show comes back on the air with Miller and Paco in front of us.. :~:

Miller: Welcome back everyone to the Friday Night Heat, before the commercial break we saw the Heavyweight Champion of the World arriving.. and can I say something about Handy Man? Ever since winning the title, he thinks he is God gifts to wrestling..

Paco: Yeah but he’s not..

Miller: I know, we finally ag--

Paco: He’s God’s gift to hardcore wrestling!!!

Miller: I should have known better, but still.. just because he’s the champ doesn’t give him the right to push whoever he wants.. I’m glad Reaver stood his ground..

Paco: Whatever Miller, let’s just go to Joey for the next match..

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen our next match up is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit and it’s a Suicidal Hell in a Cell match!.

:~:The crowd goes wild as the cell is lowered, and put in place. You see that the cage is rigged with barbed wired and 3 barbed wired boards are in place of the turnbuckle.. “Eat the Rich” By Fozzy beings to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction as Crucifier makes his way to the ring.. :~:

J. Styles: Introducing the first participant, he comes to us from Johnston, Scotland.. he weights in at 312 pounds and stands 6’3” tall.. here is Crucifier!!!

:~:He walks down the ramp, takes a good look at the cage and then enters it.. as soon as he does, “Down with the Sickness” By Disturbed begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly.... :~:

J. Styles: and his opponent, about to come down to the ring from Clyde, Texas.. he weights in at 266 pounds and stands at 6’6” tall.. here is Leatherface!!!

:~:Leatherface makes his way to the ring, he goes inside the cell and one of the refs follow him.. Another ref closes the door and stands by, just in case he is needed.. :~:

Miller: Well here we go, two top new prospects going at it..

Paco: I’m starting to like these two.. I mean fighting in a hell in a cell match not for any titles, but just fighting to beat the hell out of your opponents… man I admire that..

Miller: Actually Paco, as they were being introduced I got a note from the back saying that the winner of this match would get an Intercontinental Title shot next week….

Paco: Cool..

:~:The bell rings and they lock up.. Leatherface quickly applies an arm bar… Crucifier tries to reverses it and does, he then quickly gives Leatherface a kick to the midsection and whips him to the corner, Leatherface is able to put the breaks though and comes back around dropping Crucifier with a big clothesline! Leatherface puts the boots to Crucifier before picking him up, he then whips him to the ropes.. Crucifier bounces off and Leatherface sends him flying with a back body drop! Leatherface goes for a quick pin but only gets 2.. Leatherface picks up Crucifier and hooks him for a suplex, he gets it. Another pin and another kick out.. Leatherface picks up Crucifix and applies a headlock, Crucifix tries to get out of it by lifting Leatherface and dropping him with a side suplex but Leatherface blocks it and takes him down with a head lock instead.. Crucifix kicks out of it and both men make it to their feet.. Crucifix charges at Leatherface but Leatherface gives him a boot to the mid section stopping him dead on his tracks, he then whips him towards one of the barbwired boards and Crucifix hits back first! :~:

Miller: Man that was brutal!

Paco: Yea… brutal and awesome, I think that the board was not the only thing that broke in the corner.. Crucifier’s back might be gone too!

:~:Leatherface peels Crucifier off the barbwired board and drops him on the floor, and goes for the pin.. one! Two! Kick out by Crucifier.. Leatherface picks him up and toss him over the top, onto the outside.. Leatherface follows suit and then looks under the ring.. he takes out wood! *crowd goes wild!* Leatherface sets the table up but appears to be having some problems with one of the pins.. he finally gets it to go and the table stands.. he goes to pick up Crucifier but he’s stunned by a thumb to the eye.. Crucifix makes it to his feet and gives Leatherface a swift kick to the mid section, he then whips Leatherface towards the cell and Leatherface hits and bounces off, almost falling to the ground.. Crucifix whips him again, this time to the corner of the cell and Leatherface hits face first onto the unforgiving steel post! Leatherface goes down and Crucifier goes for the pin, one! Two! kick out!:~:

Miller: Crucifier is making a comeback..

Paco: He sure is, did you see his back though? It’s all ripped up from the barbwire earlier..

:~:Crucifier sees the table and walks over, taking Leatherface with him.. when he is near the table he nails Leatherface a few times with a right hand.. he then picks him up for a body slam! He goes to drop him onto the table but Leatherface breaks free and falls behind him.. Leatherface takes a few steps back, Crucifier turns around and Leatherface spits fire right on Crucifier’s face! The crowd cheers loudly as they see Leatherface pulling out his trademark… Crucifier is on the floor holding his face, Leatherface picks him up and hooks him between his legs.. he picks him up and Powerbombs him on the table!! An “ICWF” chant gets started, Leatherface looks down at his opponent for a few seconds and then goes for the pin.. one! Two! Th.. NO! Kick out by Crucifix! :~:

Miller: He kicked out! He kicked out!

Paco: Man how did he do that? He’s back is thorn up, he’s face looks like French toast.. burnt French toast… I thought he was done for.. Hey Miller, look up in the rafters!

:~:Paco points to his monitor as the camera shows us Charge and Incubus(Parker Louis) slowly coming down from the rafters, looking down at the match below.. back in the cell Leatherface picks up Crucifier and tosses him inside the ring.. Leatherface goes in himself and then picks up Crucifier, he whips him towards the corner but Crucifier, with one last ditch effort, reverses it and Leatherface crashes against the board! Leatherface comes out stumbling, with his back bloody from the cuts.. Crucifier grabs him, picks him up and plants him with a body slam! Crucifier calls for something and goes to the top, where one of the boards has been broken already.. he climbs it, but just as he does Leatherface makes it to his feet and shakes the ropes, causing Crucifier to fall on his jewels.. Leatherface goes to the outside and grabs a chair, he comes back inside and nails Crucifier upside the head with it! :~:

Miller: Man that was a vicious shot!!!

Paco: Yeah, but Crucifier is still in the corner.. he didn’t go down! Must have a hard head…

:~:Leatherface pulls some of the barbwire off the broken board and then wraps it around the chair.. he lays it in the middle of the ring and then walks over to where a dazed Crucifier is, he climbs to the second rope, hooks him and drops him with an over the head belly to belly suplex!! Crucifier lands right on the chair, ripping his back more than it already was!!! Crucifier makes it to his feet holding his back, showing he is in big time pain.. Leatherface comes from behind, pulls back on his head and drops him with a rapid inverted DDT, onto the chair again!! This time Crucifier’s head bounces off the metal, Leatherface quickly goes for the pin as the ref makes the count.. one! Two! Three!! The crowd cheers loudly as the bell rings.. :~:

J. Styles: Here is your winner…. Leatherface!!!

Miller: Well Leatherface remains undefeated!!

Paco: Yeah, and with this win he’s separating himself from the big bowl of wrestlers trying to make it in the ICWF.. next week he gets a title shot!

Miller: and it looks as Crucifier might need a few days off to let all of those cuts heal.. I mean look Paco, he’s got some barbwired stuck to his head! Ok that’s disturbing..

Paco: Very… hey look, those two guys are climbing down from the cage!

:~:Incubus and Charge, who came down from the rafters are now making their way down the cell.. Leatherface sees them and does nothing.. just stands on top of his beaten opponent.. Charge grabs a mic and then they go inside… they come face to face with Leatherface and Charge hands him the mic… all 3 men smile.. as Leatherface speaks..:~:

Miller: What’s this about Paco?

Paco: I don’t know but maybe Leatherface is the third member of the “tribe” those two talked about…

Leatherface: Stables are born.. Stables die, but as long as I’m here Things don't get better than this. Something dark, eerie, and now deceitful. I told everyone here that my grants and mind sets were above average.. As well dignified to even a Champion. My time will come and we will reign.. Charge, Incubus, and myself.. We are now known as (UN)Stable.. Tempt us if you dare, but remember this.. You fuck with the best you die like the rest.. Step up to the challenge, TLS, Kingpin, even Chris Johnson.

:~:Leatherface looks down at a bloodied Crucifier, who is still unconscious. :~:

Leatherface: Let me grace each and everyone of you with a lesson from the book of pain.. Salvation isn't achieved by Domination but by degrading your opponent.

:~:The lights flicker as Leatherface raises his arms in a crucifixion symbol... Charge and Incubus standing next to one another look at the audience and hear the boo's as all three members of (UN)Stable leave the ring... The banner of (UN)Stable hit's the Insane-A-Tron as the show then, goes to commercial.:~:

Coming Attractions:

:~:The show comes back, and we are shown ODJ’s office once again and we hear both men arguing.. the door swings open and you see Titan 3 stepping out.. :~:

Titan 3: Look ODJ you can say it’s not there but it is.. Look at page 1003 of my contract, it says it right there, it’s clear as crystal.. I’ll be right back I got to take care of a small problem..

:~:Titan 3 heads towards the locker rooms as the camera cuts back to Paco and Miller… :~:

Miller: What do you think it’s going on with T3 and ODJ?

Paco: I don’t know but it has to do with his contract.. maybe Titan 3 is trying to get a raise or something…

Miller: Maybe, welcome back to FNH folks.. as you saw before the break, a new force has been born here in the ICWF… The (UN)stable has been formed, it consists of 3 good rookies who can cause some big problems for other wrestlers in the ICWF>..

Paco: Maybe, maybe not.. you and I know damn well that stables don’t last long in the ICWF… we’ll see how long this one will last…

Miller: Yeah you have a point there, well folks let’s go to Joey for our next match up!

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen our next match is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit.. .

:~:The crowd stands up and then “Black Hole Sun” By Soundgarden begins to play and the crowd looks on as the newcomer makes his way to the ring. :~:

J. Styles: Introducing the first participant, making his debut in the ICWF from London England… He weights in at 253 pounds and stands at 6’3” tall… here is Milo Decadent!!!

:~:He gets inside the ring and looks around to the crowd and then tests the ropes.. after a few seconds.. “Sympathy for the Devil” by The Rolling Stones begins to play and the crowd again shows a small reaction.. :~:

J. Styles: and his opponent, also making his debut in the ICWF… he comes to us from parts unknown weighting in at 326 pounds and standing at 7’0” tall… here is Chris “Flamez” Johnson!!!

:~:The big man gets in the ring and walks towards Milo, Milo does the same and both men are face to face now.. Milo looks up to the big man.. the bell rings and both start to exchange blows! :~:

Miller: Well here we go once again Paco, this time we two rookies going at it..

Paco: Yup, two BIG rookies.. that guy is 7 fee tall Miller.. Unless Milo can bring him down, he has no chance..

:~:Both men continue to exchange blows but the big man gains control as he backs Milo to the corner, he whips him to the opposite side and Milo hits hard and comes out stumbling.. Chris Johnson charges at him and clotheslines him hard! Chris Johnson picks him back up and whips him to the ropes, Milo bounces off and this time Chris Johnson goes for a big boot but Milo ducks, jumps to the middle rope, turns around and nails Chris Johnson with a cross arm clothesline! The big man staggers backwards but doesn’t go down, Milo bounces himself off the ropes and nails Johnson with a flying clothesline but the big man won’t go down! Milo does it again, and Johnson is wobbly but still stands.. Milo goes to the ropes once more and this time he nails Johnson in the knee with a drop kick! That gets the big man down to on knee, Johnson delivers another drop kick, this one to the face and the big man finally goes down!:~:

Miller: Man Milo did everything he could to take him down!

Paco: Hey if he wants to win he has to keep the big man off of his feet!

:~:Milo stomps on the back of the big man who is trying to get up.. Milo flips him over and tries to wrap up his legs in some sort of submission but Chris Johnson kicks him off.. Chris makes it to his feet and so does Milo who charges at him, Chris sees him coming though and nails him with a big boot to the face! Milo goes down and Chris goes for a pin, one! Two! kick out! Chris Johnson makes it to his feet, goes to the ropes, bounces off and goes for a leg drop but Milo gets out of the way at the last second.. Milo hops to his feet and waits for Johnson to get up, when he does Milo nails him with a spinning heel kick that rocks the big man! Johnson is up against the ropes and Milo takes a running start and connects with a cross body, sending both men over the top and onto the floor!!:~:

Miller: Well Milo might be several inches smaller than Johnson but..

Paco: HAHAHA! That was funny!

Miller: huh what? All I said was that Milo was several inches shorter than Johnson?

:~:Paco continues to laugh loudly.. :~:

Miller: Oh shut up you perv! I was talking about heights! I was going to say that even though he is not the same height, he is taking the fight to Johnson!

:~:Paco continues to laugh until Miller splashes him in the face with some water.. that got him to stop.. On the outside Milo kicks Johnson in the ribs, preventing him from getting up.. he kicks him a few more times and then brings him up himself, he whips him towards the ring steel post but the big man reverses it, pulls Milo in and drops him with a short arm clothesline. Chris Johnson looks like nothing has had an effect on him, he picks up Milo and puts him between his legs, lifts him up and Powerbombs him on the outside!! The crowd gives a big “OH!” after the devastating move.. Chris picks up Milo and tosses him back inside the ring.. he goes in himself and then goes for the pin.. one! Two! kick out!! :~:

Miller: oh that was so close!!

Paco: Yeah I thought he had him for sure!

:~:Johnson appears a bit upset that he didn’t get the 3.. he makes it to his feet and picks up Milo.. he hooks him for a suplex, up and down hard comes Milo.. Johnson bounces off the ropes, goes for the huge leg again and this time he connects.. Johnson with yet another pin, one! Two! kick out! Flamez picks up Milo and then tosses him on the corner, he starts to pound him with body shots and then whips him towards the opposite side! Milo hits hard and the big man charges at him like a freight train but Milo puts up his boots and nails him right on the face! Johnson stumbles backwards but tries again, no luck as Milo again nails him with the big boots.. Flames is wobbly so Milo jumps to the second rope, jumps off and goes for a double axe handle smash but Johnson stops him as he grabs him by the neck! Instead of going for a Chokeslam though he gives Milo a kick to the gut, hooks him and drops him with a DDT! :~:

Miller: Man Milo can’t get anything going!!

Paco: We said it at the beginning of the match Miller, if “Flamez” is vertical, Milo has no chance..

:~:Flamez goes for the pin yet again, one! Two! Th.. kick out by Milo! The crowd gives another “OH!” as they though that he was done for.. Johnson gets to his feet very upset, he tells the crowd is over as he calls for his finisher.. he picks up Milo and hooks him in a full Nelson.. Johnson doesn’t have it the hands lock though he tries to pick up Milo but he kicks back nailing the big man in his jewels! Johnson lets go and Milo turns around and hooks him in a small package! One! Two! kick out! Both men jump to their feet, Johnson goes for a clothesline but Milo ducks it.. he takes a few steps back and then nails Chris on the back of the head with a Superkick!! The big man drops and Milo quickly flips him over and goes for a pin, one! Two! and a huge kick out by Johnson who sends Milo over the ropes! :~:

Miller: Well Milo finally gets some offense going but the big man kicked out big time!

Paco: He sure did, I don’t think there is nothing stopping Johnson from winning this match!

:~:Johnson starts to make it to his feet as Milo jumps up on the apron and stands there waiting for Johnson to stand fully, He does and Milo pulls himself over the ropes and nails Chris Johnson right on the face with a drop kick! Johnson bounces off the ropes and is very woozy, Milo gives him a kick to the gut and hooks him for a suplex, he gets the big man up, spins around and drops him with a jackhammer!! Milo hooks both legs as he goes for the pin, one! Two! Three! Bell rings! :~:

Miller: Milo got him! I can’t believe it, he got him!

Paco: I’m shocked!

J. Styles: Here is your winner…… Milo!!!

:~:The crowd cheer him as Chris Johnson walks to the back disappointed because of the close loss… :~:

Miller: Well you have to hand it to these two, they put on a hell of a match!

Paco: Yeah.. I haven’t seen two rookies go at it like this in a long time..

Miller: Well up next we have the Main Event, and I don’t see why these two would put their bodies on the line after what they went through at the PPV..

Paco: Hey they are f’n hardcore…

:~:All of the sudden the crowd cheers as they see Titan 3 come through the crowd, dressed in an open black button up shirt which hangs open revealing his chest, and blue jeans. Titan has his Hardcore belt in his left hand. He slides under the ropes, and goes to the corner, behind Milo Decadent. Titan then drops the belt to the mat, and crouches down, waiting for Milo to turnaround. Slowly he does, and Titan then charges, catching him just at the last second with a thundering spear, that shakes the whole ring!! The fans go nuts with the impact, and Titan springs up quickly, flailing his arms and jumping up and down, with a look of pure rage on his face. He bends over the fallen Milo, and sticks his finger his face, yelling something that fortunately cannot be picked up by the camera microphones. Titan then starts slapping the dazed Milo across the face, and then kicks him in the head a few times. Titan 3 then grabs Milo and pulls him up. He then delivers a crunching piledriver on Milo, as the fans are loving the brutal attack. Titan then picks up Milo again, and tosses him easily over the top rope, sending Milo crashing to the hard floor. Titan 3 slides out of the ring, and then goes over to the steel steps, where he then arranges the steps, just as he did in his match against Mike Allen at Genesis 2 Genocide. He grabs Milo by the hair, and lifts him up, putting him in the reverse crucifix position. Titan then nails the Ground Zero on Milo, face first right into the steel steps!! Milo just lays there, not moving, and Titan then kicks him in the ribs, knocking him over. You can see the bloody head and face of Milo Decadent, as Titan then goes behind him, and pulls him up by his chin. He sticks a knee in his back, and bends Milo's head backwards over his knee. Titan then starts savagely punching the unconscious Milo in the face, firing off rapid, repetitive closed fists, opening up Milo's bloody wounds even further. Finally, security shows up, and is able to pull the crazed Titan 3 off of Milo after much effort and struggle...they lead him to the back, Titan 3 is very pissed off.. He continues yelling and pointing in the direction of Milo Decadent, with Milo's blood all over him.... :~:

Miller: Oh My God! Titan 3 has struck!!

Paco: Did you see what he did to Milo!? That was f’n awesome!!

Miller: That was sick Paco! I mean the man just won his first match and Titan 3 comes out and pulls a stunt like this!?

Paco: Hey moron, did you forget what Milo did to Titan 3 at G2G?! Titan 3 had just defeated Mike Allen and Milo came out and attacked Titan 3…

Miller: So it’s all about pay back then eh?

Paco: You damn right it is, Milo messed with the wrong man..

Miller: Well folks we got to take our last commercial break, when we return is main even time!

Paco: oh hell yeah mon!!!

:~:The camera cuts to the back where you see Titan 3 going back into ODJ’s office.. he shuts the door and than the camera splits into two.. we see Handy Man on one side wearing the Heavyweight Title around his waist.. on the other we see The Lost Soul.. both men are heading to the ring.. Commercial. :~:

Coming Attractions:

:~:The show comes back on the air, on ODJ’s office we see Titan 3 seating across from ODJ.. ODJ doesn’t look happy.. :~:

ODJ: What the hell was that about?

T3: Just a little payback.. so tell me, did you see the contract? Did you see the clause?

ODJ: Yeah I saw that.. damn how did I miss that page..

T3: Come on man, who reads a 2000 page contract..

ODJ: True..

T3: So…?

ODJ: Fine, you’ve got it…

T3: Nah come on you gotta do better than Dougg.. tell me, what do I got..

ODJ: *sigh* Alright, alright! You’ll get your title shot at Insane Massacre just like your contract says! I can’t believe that I would put that kind of clause in there.. that would give someone a world title shot if he won nine matches in a row.. or maybe I didn’t, stupid lawyers.. I’m firing their asses..

T3: Yeah you should, but don’t worry man.. I won’t disappoint you… Handy Man’s ass is mine!!

ODJ: Yeah you better not.. so uh, got any more of those damn good margaritas?

T3: Hell yeah, coming right up..

:~:Titan 3 stands up and walks out of ODJ’s office with a big smile on his face.. ODJ shrugs his shoulders and puts the huge contract to the side.. he looks in one of his drawers and pulls out his Scooby Doo Bong.. camera cuts back to Miller and Paco.. :~:

Miller: Did you hear that Paco!? Titan 3 is getting a world title shot at Insane Massacre!!

Paco: Yeah, apparently it was in his contract! Maybe I better check my contract, I might have some cool stuff in there…

Miller Paco: Yeah, I guess you right.. screw it then, let’s just go to the main event! Woohoo!…

:~:The camera cuts towards the ring where Joey is standing in the middle.. fireworks go off followed by the now famous ring bell, ringing 3 times.. Joey speaks.. :~:

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time for the Friday Night Heat Main Event!! The following match is scheduled for one fall and it’s a Last Man Standing Match!

:~:The crowd cheers and then the theme for “America’s Most Wanted” begins to play and the crowd stands up, TLS comes out and the crowd goes wild… :~:

J. Styles: Introducing first the challenger from parts unknown.. he weights in at 235 pounds and stands at 6’4” tall… here is… The Lost Soul!!!

:~:He walks around the ring and takes the time keeper’s chair.. he then goes inside the ring and waits… then the lights dim down and “red and blue” lights flash throughout the arena as sirens are heard in the background, the crowd boos loudly…:~:

J. Styles: and his opponent, about to come down the ring from Barrie, Ontario Canada.. he weights in at 240 pounds and stands at 5’11” tall… here is.. the current ICWF Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD!!!! Handy Man!!!

:~:Handy Man comes out with Jorge.. Handy Man stops and looks at TLS inside the ring with the chair in hand.. Handy Man takes off his title, gives it to Jorge and then slides inside the ring.. Handy Man and TLS just look at eachother.. Handy Man then notices the chair and asks TLS to hit him, he points to his chin giving him a free shot.. TLS just looks at him and laughs.. Handy Man begs him to hit him but TLS drops the chair and nails him with a right hand instead! Handy Man tries to return the favor but TLS blocks it and continues to nail Handy Man, backing him up into the corner.. :~:

Miller: This one it’s on it’s way and TLS had the chair but he didn’t use it!

Paco: Bad move, very bad f’n move!

:~:TLS has Handy Man all dazed and confused in the corner, he whips him to the other corner and Handy Man hits hard! He comes out stumbling and TLS trips him with a drop toe hold, causing Handy Man’s face to bounce off the steel chair! TLS quickly bounces off the ropes and drops the leg on the back of Handy Man’s neck ramming the face against the steel again! TLS flips him over and goes for the pin, one! Two! kick out!! TLS quickly picks up Handy Man, he whips him to the ropes, Handy Man bounces off and TLS sends him flying with a back body drop! And again Handy Man lands on top of the chair!! TLS flips him again and goes for a pin, one! Two! kick out!! TLS makes it to his feet again, and picks up Handy Man, who, surprises him with a shot to the mid section.. Handy Man nails him again followed with a Canadian uppercut! TLS stumbles backwards, Handy Man goes for a right hand but TLS ducks and pulls back on the head of Handy Man for a Neckbreaker but Handy Man breaks it up.. TLS turns around and Handy trips him with a drop toe hold causing TLS’s face to bounce off the bottom turnbuckle! Handy Man quickly picks up TLS, hooks him under his arm, runs with him and rams his face against the steel chair with a bulldog!! :~:

Miller: Wow, what a shot! You know Paco, neither man is showing ill effects from the great matches they had at Genesis 2 Genocide..

Paco: You right and that’s because these two are hardcore to the bone, and they can rehabilitate fast just like Wolverine from the X-Men..

:~:Handy Man makes a cover, one! Two! Kick out by TLS.. Handy Man picks him up and tosses him to the outside… Handy Man waits for him to get up and when he does, Handy Man bounces himself off the ropes and launches himself at TLS through the middle of the ropes knocking him down! Handy Man makes it to his feet and taunts the fans on the front row who are booing him.. He grabs TLS and rams his face against the guard rail, again, again and one more for good measure.. TLS again drops to the floor.. Handy Man looks under the ring and comes out with a gold club, looks like a four iron.. he measures TLS and then swings, hitting TLS right on the chest with the club! TLS rolls over on top of his stomach and hits the floor with his hand, showing that he is in big time pain! Handy Man quickly flips him over and goes for a pin, one! Two! kick out by TLS.. Handy Man looks under the ring again, this time he takes out a hockey stick.. :~:

Miller: Well Handy Man just went golfing on TLS’ chest, looks like he’s going to play hockey now…

Paco: Yeah, and I don’t think TLS wants to play!

:~:Handy Man picks up TLS he then swings with the hockey stick but TLS ducks and nails Handy Man in the mid section with a knee.. TLS then nails Handy Man in the back with a double axe handle and Handy Man drops the hockey stick.. TLS picks up the stick, puts it between Handy Man’s legs and pulls up! “OH!” is heard from the crowd as Handy man folds in pain.. TLS then goes ahead and hits Handy Man across the back with the hockey stick, breaking it in half! Handy Man drops but TLS doesn’t go for the pin… Instead he looks under the ring and pulls out a stack of tables! You know the crowd is cheering now, TLS sets one up but when he goes to grab Handy Man he is surprised as Handy Man is already up! Handy Man gives him a kick to the mid section followed by forearm shots to his back! Handy Man than hooks TLS and drops him with the Handy Slam through the table!! Handy man quickly pushes the debris out of the way and pins TLS, one! Two! Th.. kick out!! :~:

Miller: Well Handy Man connected with one of his trademark moves but TLS is still managed to kick out!

Paco: That ruled right there, but TLS again, is very tough.. one table just won’t do the job..

:~:Handy Man sets up another and than picks up TLS and lays him on top of it.. Handy Man then jumps on the apron and climbs the corner.. he taunts the crowd and then is about to jump off but he sees TLS rolling off the table.. he gets pissed off and jumps off the corner into the ring, he gets out of the ring and then jumps off trying to connect with a double axe handle but TLS saw him coming so he got out of the way, causing Handy Man to crash on the guard rail! TLS grabs another chair, he folds it up and nails Handy Man in the back with it! Handy Man drops to the ground and then TLS turns the chair sideways..(no he doesn’t stick straight up his candy ass) but instead he nails him several times in the mid section… TLS tosses the chair to the side and goes for the pin, one! Two! kick out! TLS makes it to his feet yet again.. He picks up Handy Man and walks over to the table, he throws Handy on top of it, he then climbs it himself.. he picks up Handy Man, hooks him for a suplex but drops him with the Soulbuster instead, putting Handy Man head first through the table! :~:

Miller: Oh! I think he broke his neck on that one!!

Paco: He might have Miller! The series is tied 1-1..

:~:TLS rolls on top of Handy Man for the pin, one! Two! kick out by the champ! TLS is pissed but not surprised.. he picks up Handy Man and tosses him inside the ring.. he lays him in the middle and then goes to the top, he turns his back to Handy Man and then dives backwards, connecting with a Moonsault! Again TLS goes for the pin but again Handy Man kicks out! TLS gets pissed now and gets on top of Handy Man and starts nailing him in his forehead with right hands.. a flurry of them.. He then picks up Handy Man and tosses him to the outside, no Handy Man hangs on to the ropes and stands there.. TLS charges at him but Handy Man ducks, goes through the middle ropes and nails TLS with a shoulder tackle, again, and one more.. He then comes back up, hooks TLS and suplexes him to the outside!! Handy Man quickly makes the pin and the ref comes around and counts, one! Two! kick out… :~:

Miller: Well Paco, no pins yet.. usually on last Man Standing matches you have quite a few pins..

Paco: True, but not when Handy Man and TLS are the ones fighting..

:~:Handy Man walks over to where the tables where set up and grabs another one.. he brings it around and this time he puts one end on top of the guard rail and the other end, in the edge of the ring.. he makes sure it’s secured and then walks over to where TLS is.. he picks him up over his head and drops him chest first into the guard rail.. handy Man then looks under the ring and takes out a 2 x 4.. he measures TLS who is hanging on the guard rail and then nails him in the back of the head, breaking the 2 x 4 into two 1 x 2’s!! The crowd goes wild and some fans boo, Handy Man looks to the left and sees an old fat lady knocked out, apparently one of the pieces hit her upside the head… oh well.. Handy Man grabs TLS and then lays him on top of the table he sat up earlier.. TLS doesn’t move a muscle as TLS jumps on the apron and then climbs the corner, he turns his back to TLS, flicks the crowd off and them jumps backwards connecting with the Handy Sault!! :~:

Miller: Gee-Zeus!! Handy Man just put himself and TLS through a table!!

Paco: That’s why these two are my boys!! WOOHOO! Handy Man 2, TLS 1!! Oh there is a pin! One! Two! Three! Handy Man got the first pin! He got it!

Miller: Yeah, now the ref is going to administer the 10 count.. if TLS doesn’t get up this match is over!!

:~:The ref starts the count as Handy Man is on all fours trying to get a breather.. TLS moves his arm slowly, trying to roll over.. The ref reaches five and TLS is trying to push himself up.. (six) the crowd gets a TLS chant started and that seems to help him a bit as he grabs the guard rail and pulls himself up.. (8) Handy Man sees that TLS is almost up so he starts to look for something under the ring, a fire extinguisher! TLS is up after the ref says nine so the match continues.. the ref gets out of the way and Handy Man shoots the fire extinguisher making a huge cloud of smoke.. Handy Man lets it rip for quite a while…. He finally stops and nothing can be seen.. Handy Man apparently is trying to find TLS but he’s nowhere to be seen.. Handy Man waves his arms like crazy, trying to get the smoke to clear.. he keeps looking around but sees nothing.. :~:

Miller: Where did TLS go??

Paco: He disappeared!? WTF?

:~:Handy Man keeps looking around and then from behind him, from under the ring, comes TLS! And he doesn’t come alone, he has a sledge hammer! TLS turns Handy Man around and nails him right in the mid section with it! TLS then winds back and smashes Handy Man’s back with the hammer! Handy Man is in huge pain as TLS smiles.. he then grabs a table and sets it up.. he grabs a second one and sets it up on top of the other one.. he then picks up Handy Man and tosses him in the ring.. he then goes inside himself, picks up Handy Man whips him hard to the corner.. TLS walks over and Handy Man can barely stand.. TLS sits Handy Man on the top turnbuckle and then he climbs to the second rope.. he hooks Handy Man and then climbs to the top turnbuckle, he brings Handy Man up and suplexes him face first off the top onto the two tables below! :~:

Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!

Miller: Oh my!! TLS has bounced back and now has Handy Man on the brink of being pinned! Can he do it though!

Paco: Well he is flipping him over right now!

:~:TLS barely flips Handy Man over and tosses his arm on top of him.. the ref counts.. one! Two! Three!!!! The crowd goes wild as TLS has gotten very close to winning the World Title.. the ref starts the ten count and the crowd counts along.. Handy man doesn’t start to move a muscle until the ref reaches five.. it might be too late.. TLS starts to get up too, but he’s not being counted on.. Handy Man is.. the ref reaches seven and Handy Man is on all fours.. TLS is up and looking at Handy Man as he tries to get some energy back.. Handy Man looks up at TLS with a bloody face, (nine!) Handy Jumps up and charges at Handy Man, tackling him to the ground!) He starts to nail him with rights and lefts but TLS nails some of his own.. they roll around exchanging blows.. TLS finally takes control and he stands up and lands some heavy boots to Handy Man’s chest.. TLS then picks up Handy Man, hooks him for a belly to belly suplex and connects.. TLS goes for another pin.. one! Two! kick out… TLS goes for it again, one! Two! Kick out!! :~:

Miller: Handy Man just will not let up Paco!!

Paco: That’s why he’s the champion Miller, he has the heart of one..

:~:TLS walks up the ramp and disappears behind the curtain.. he comes back a few seconds later carrying a ladder.. the crowd goes wild.. TLS slides it in and then sets it up in the ring.. He looks for Handy Man and sees him standing up.. TLS waits and then when Handy Man is fully up he launches himself over the top and connects with a corkscrew plancha!! The crowd goes wild as a small “Laparka” chant gets started… TLS picks up Handy Man and tosses him inside the ring.. He places Handy Man right in front of the ladder and then grabs the chair they had use there before, he places it on top of Handy Man’s face and then tells the crowd is over! They all cheer him on as TLS walks around the ladder and starts to climb it.. this one is not the average ladders but the longer ones.. so it takes him a few seconds to get up there.. but when he finally makes it to the second to last rung, he throws his arms out in the form of a cross and then climbs to the last rung.. he looks down at Handy Man and smiles, but the smile quickly is swept away as Handy Man tosses the chair to the side and starts to check the ladder!! TLS tries to stay balance but Handy Man gives it one last push, causing the ladder to go one way and TLS to go the other!! TLS lands hard on his back and the ring shakes badly, showing the effects of the impact. :~:

Miller: Oh man what a drop!!

Paco: TLS might have broken his back there!!

:~:Handy Man somehow makes it to his feet.. wipes some of the blood of his face and then sets the ladder back up.. He than starts to climb it and the crowd boos him.. he doesn’t pay attention as he appears in a trance.. he makes it to the top and looks down at a motionless TLS.. he quickly dives off and connects with the Handy Drop putting both men through the ring!! :~:

Miller: They went through the ring! Holy cow! Look at the size of the hole!

Paco: Damn! The ring was probably weak after TLS landed so hard, that it couldn’t withstand another big drop!

:~:The crowd gets their “Holy Shit” chant started again as they all stand up and look on, while chanting.. the ref looks inside the hole… waiting for a sign of life.. after a few seconds a hand comes out.. it’s Handy Man’s!! He pulls himself out and the crowd again boos, although some cheer the man for his courage.. Handy Man reaches inside and pulls TLS almost fully, one of his legs is out while the other dangles inside the hole..(hope that made sense) Handy Man covers TLS and the ref counts.. one! Two! THREE!! The bell rings again as Handy Man is able to get a second pin.. the ref immediately starts the count.. one… two… three… four… five…. Six…… seven.. TLS starts to move but a different camera angle shows us a hand holding TLS’ leg.. the ref nor Handy Man see this.. the ref continues.. eight… nine… ten… the bell rings!!!:~:

Miller: Handy Man did it! He’s still the champion!

Paco: Alright!

J. Styles: Here is your winner… and STILL.. the Champion of the World….. !!! Handy Man!!!

:~:The hand that was holding TLS disappears as the ref hands Handy Man his title.. Handy Man goes out of the ring, and as soon as he does.. Reaver comes out and starts to exchange blows with a very tired Handy Man! Reaver gets the advantage and whips the world champion towards the steel post, he hits hard and falls to the mat.. before Reaver can do any more damage though, Pitbull, his former partner comes out and makes the save! The crowd has mix reactions as they don’t know what to think of this… :~:

Miller: What the hell is going on here Paco!?

Paco: I don’t know but Reaver appears pissed off still for what happened earlier today!

:~:Reaver and Pitbull exchange blows in the ramp and continue all the way to the back.. Handy Man stands up and goes after the two… back in the ring TLS is still out.. the ref is calling for help just a hand comes out of the hole followed by another.. the ref gets scared and gets out of the ring, still looking on.. A man dressed all in black, even wearing black gloves and a black mask steps out of the hole.. he looks at TLS who has started to come around.. the huge man shake his head and then gets out of the ring… .. :~:

Miller: Paco!? Who’s that!

Paco: Do I look like 411 to you? I don’t know it all and I Don’t know everyone! But that guy looks like the guy who has been following TLS around..

Miller: Well he’s not doing anything he is just leaving… oh and it looks like we have to go too, thanks for watching Heat everyone!

Paco: What now? No, not now!

:~:The man makes it up to the entrance way and looks back towards the ring.. TLS is up now, thanks to the ropes.. he looks at the man and his eyes grow big.. TLS stumbles out of the ring and is going after the man! The mystery guy disappears behind the curtain and TLS follows.. the camera cuts to the parking lot where we see the man getting inside a black continental.. we see TLS yelling something at him but the car pulls fast away.. TLS stands there, barely.. he then hears a noise behind him and sees Handy Man, Pitbull and Reaver all brawling.. he knows he’s not 100% but decides to get involved.. all 4 men exchange blows now as refs try to get in between but to no avail… the credits begin to roll and the show comes to an end.. :~:

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