Miller: Welcome everyone to yet another edition of Friday Night Heat.. I am your host Genuine Miller… and next to me, is the pest that never goes away.. Paco!

Paco: You know, I’m getting tired of your little introductions jack ass.. anyway, why don’t you tell us what’s in store for tonight..

Miller: well we have the tag team champions in the house tonight.. they are taking on a brand new team that was formed just last week here on Heat.. The Unstable!

Paco: I thought it was the (Un) Stable..

Miller: It’s the same thing.. after that match we have two very unique individuals going at it.. Riot faces off against the new comer, Mad Stoner!

Paco: That one will be interesting..

Miller: To say the list.. then the Battlebowl continues as the last 4 individuals go at it.. who faces who? We will know when the matches are set to go..

Paco: Man so I guess it could be anybody against anybody huh?

Miller: Definitely.. Now folks we are sorry to say that our main event for tonight has been changed.. As all of you know, it was scheduled to be Kingpin taking on Leatherface for the Intercontinental Championship. Well Kingpin, the current champion was involved in a car accident and he suffered a sever concussion plus a few minor injuries..

Paco: So no title match?

Miller: No..

Paco: Damn it…

Miller: Kingpin did send some footage to us from the hospital he is in.. let’s take a look..

:~:The TV shows us a hospital room, laying on the bed we see Kingpin.. he nods to the camera then sits up slightly.. after clearing his throat he speaks..:~:

Kingpin: I’m sure the announcers have brief you on what happened so I’ll just get to the point.. Leatherface I know you are probably thinking that this is just an excuse for me not to fight you.. you probably think that I “weasel” out of defending my title.. well pal.. it’s not even like that.. this injury is real.. and this f’n concussion is real.. I really wanted to step in the ring against you to see what you are made of but I guess we’re just going to have to wait.. Leatherface to prove to you that I’m no punk, I have given ODJ a signed contract for an Intercontinental Title Match to take place at Insane Massacre.. I will be fully recovered by then so if you still want the shot you got it.. make it whatever kind of match you want.. I don’t care.. just know this.. at Insane Massacre Leatherface, Kingpin.. is going to kick.. your ass!!

:~:The screen goes black and then it comes back on, with Miller and Paco in front of us.:~:

Miller: Well there you have it.. Kingpin says this was not a set up.. and he will face Leatherface when he returns.. at Insane Massacre..

Paco: If he signs the contract..

Miller: Why wouldn’t he? The man gets a shot at the third best title in the ICWF at a major PPV.. I’m sure he’ll sign..

Paco: Yeah I guess you’re right.. so what’s our main event now?

Miller: Our main event is going to be the four corners grudge match between Handy Man, TLS, Reaver and Pitbull..

Paco: Alright.. we have a kick ass main event after all..

:~:Charge and Incubus make their way to the ring.:~:

Miller: Indeed.. well folks let’s get this card started.. Joey, take it away..

J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen it’s time for the Friday Night Heat opening bout.. This match is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit and hardcore rules are in effect... [crowd cheers] Introducing first, the team already in the ring.. Here are.. Incubus and Charge… Unsatable!!!

:~:The crowd boos loudly and shows no appreciation for the young rookies.. the crowd calms down and then “Last Resort” By Papa Roach begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction.. :~:

J. Styles: and their opponents.. about to come down the aisle from Chicago, Illinois.. They are the current ICWF Undefeated.. Undisputed.. Tag Hardcore Champions of the World…!! Andrew “Laser” Logan and Anthony “Lightning” Logan..Electricity!!!

:~:They come out wearing the tag titles around their waist.. They get inside the ring and hand their titles over to the ref.. :~:

Miller: Well here we go.. the unstoppable force known as Electricity take on a couple of rookies..

Paco: Yeah.. it should be interesting to see how they match up against the champions.

:~:The bell rings and Electricity quickly go after their opponents.. Andrew runs over Charge with a clothesline as Anthony exchange blows with Incubus.. Andrew picks up Charge and tosses him over the top and onto the outside. Anthony wins the battle of fists and has Incubus backed into the corner.. He whips him towards the opposite corner and Incubus hits hard.. Andrew comes over and grabs his brother, and whips him hard towards Incubus.. Anthony connects with a huge splash and Andrew follows it up with a clothesline from hell! Incubus falls to the mat and Andrew pushes him to the outside with his foot.. Charge tries to come in but Anthony stops him with an elbow to the face.. Anthony and Andrew go to the outside and pick up Charge.. they hook him for a double suplex and connect perfectly.. Andrew then looks under the ring and pulls out a table.. the crowd cheers even though Electricity is not a crowd favorite.. Andrew sets it up and Anthony goes on and gets Incubus.. Andrew grabs him and puts him on a torture rack..! :~:

Miller: Oh it could be all over early for the Unstable!

Paco: yeah, they better fight back… quickly!

:~:Anthony climbs the corner as Andrew has the torture rack on Incubus, right next to the table.. Anthony is standing on the top turnbuckle now and after doing a little taunting jumps off and connects with a guillotine leg drop, putting Incubus neck first through the table! The crowd starts a “Holy shit!” chant after witnessing Electricity deliver their finishing move.. Anthony tells his brother to go for the pin, Andrew tells him no, you do it.. Anthony insist but so does Andrew.. Andrew then “tells” him to pin him damn it and Anthony says: “oh alright..” Anthony puts his foot on top of Incubus’ chest and the ref counts the 1, 2, 3.. bell rings.. :~:

Miller: Man that was way to easy for Electricity..

Paco: Way too easy.. the ref could have counted to 20 if he wanted to..

J. Styles: Here are your winners.. Anthony and Andrew Logan.. Electricity!!!

:~:The ref gives Andrew and Anthony their belts.. they take them, look at Incubus and shake their head and make their way to the back.. Charge comes back after being suplexed on to of the steel steps.. he helps Incubus up and rolls him inside the ring.. he helps him up and as soon as he comes around.. the lights go out.. You hear the crowd scream a little bit but then there is silence until the song “How I could just kill a man” blares over the sound system in the darkness... The lights come back on and Leatherface is behind both members! He nods his head and both members turn around. Leatherface looks at each of them with disgrace at the lack of effort they put into the match.. he then kicks Charge in the mid section and then spits fire at Incubus, right on his face!! The crowd cheers as this has become a trademark of Leatherface.. Incubus rolls around on the floor holding his face as Leatherface picks up Charge and drops him with his finisher, a rapid inverted DDT.. Leatherface then reaches into his coat and takes out some rope.. He ties one end of it to the top rope and then he ties the other end around the neck of Charge!! He then picks up Charge and tosses him over the ropes, hanging charge!! :~:

Miller: Leatherface has come out and he is attacking his stablemates!!

Paco: Attacking!? The man is trying to kill him! What a sick bastard!!!

:~:Leatherface looks at Charge struggling for air and then gives a sadistic smile.. he then walks over to Incubus and picks him up.. he tosses him over the top and he heads to the outside himself.. he takes out another table.. and then looks inside the ring and takes out some gasoline and a torch! He sets the table up and then throws the gasoline on top of it and lights the table on fire!! Leatherface then picks up Incubus, grabs him by the neck and Chokeslams him on top of the burning table!! :~:

Miller: Dear God! Let’s get some help out there! This man is a psycho!

Paco: He is hanging a man and roasting another.. what is the meaning of all of this!?!

:~:Leatherface watches on as Incubus rolls on the floor trying to get the fire out.. a bunch of refs come out.. some help Charge.. the others help Incubus by putting the fire out.. Leatherface makes his way to the back laughing.. “How Could I Just Kill a Man” plays again and the crowd don’t boo, or cheer.. they are just stunned.. the show goes to commercial. :~:

Happy Valentine’s Massacre’s Day!!!

:~:The show comes back on the air and we’re in the backstage area.. ODJ is talking to some former ICWF wrestlers.. :~:

ODJ: Oh yeah TLS still wrestles here.. as a matter of fact.. the guy is a nut case now.. yeah first he was being accused of a murder and shit.. then his life became a soap opera or something.. yeah real crazy crap.. then he goes on a two match losing streak right and gets so pissed off that he trashes somebody’s car and then acts as that’s my car... *laughs* When was the last time you saw me driving a car? Hey I might like to get high.. I might like to get drunk.. and I might enjoy Titan 3’s margaritas.. but I am still the Owner.. and you can bet your ass that I still be riding in Limo’s.. hell I got a collection of them.. TLS is a loser I’m telling you.. anyway…

:~:ODJ keeps talking to the group and they have another huge laugh.. the camera cuts to Paco and Miller once again. :~:

Miller: Welcome back to Heat everyone, and ODJ is having a good laugh at TLS’ expense..

Paco: hey, can you blame him? ODJ is not worried about TLS.. hey let’s talk about what we just saw before the break..

Miller: Yes, the man known as Leatherface just attacked two wrestlers.. two wrestlers who were suppose to be his stablemates!

Paco: He nearly killed those two.. he hung one.. toasted one.. the man is sick Miller..

Miller: Yeah, and the only conclusion that me and Paco could come up with is.. he was pissed off because of the way his stablemates performed against the tag champions..

Paco: Performed? You called that a performance? Those guys put just as much of a show as a punching bag would..

Miller: and with that said.. let’s go to Joey for our next match up.. [To Paco] so ODJ has a collection of Limos?

Paco: Oh yeah.. at least a dozen.. he came in a Hummer one today..

J. Styles: Ladies and gentlemen our next match is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit.. .

:~:”SIC” By Slipknot begins to play and the crowd stands up to see the new wrestler making his way to the ring.. :~:

J. Styles: Introducing first the wrestler being accompanied to the ring by his manager Mini Stoner.. He is making his debut in the ICWF from Milwaukee, Wisconsin.. here is Mad Stoner!!!

:~:He gets in the ring as the crowd is trying to figure this guy out.. after a few seconds.. “Beat the Bastards” By the Exploited begins to play and the crowd goes wild.. Riot makes his way to the ring with his fiancé… :~:

J. Styles: and his opponent being accompanied to the ring by Rude Grrl.. he comes to us from Toronto, Ontario Canada… here is The Most Unorthodox High Flyer… Riot!!!

:~:He gives his girl a kiss and then comes face to face with Stoner.. the bell rings and both men take a few steps back and circle the ring.. :~:

Miller: Well two very unique individuals going at it Paco.. do you think we will see any kind of mat wrestling out of these two?

Paco: I doubt it.. but they are both high flyers.. you might see all of those kinds of high crazy moves though..

:~:The bell rings and both men lock up.. Riot quickly puts on a headlock and then turns it into a hammer lock.. Mad Stoner looks for a way out and finds it with a back elbow.. Mad Stoner turns around and gives Riot a kick to the gut followed by a couple of forearm shots to the back of Riot.. Mad then grabs Riot and whips him to the ropes, Riot bounces off and Mad sends him flying with a back body drop.. but Riot lands on his feet.. Mad Stoner turns around and Riot nails him with a drop kick! Riot goes for a quick pin but only gets one.. both men jump to their feet.. Mad Stoner charges at Riot but Riot sends him down with an arm drag.. back to their feet.. Mad again charges, and Riot again drops him with the same move.. Mad takes it to the outside and tries to regroup.. Riot is not having it as he bounces himself off the ropes and then catapults over the ropes and nails Mad Stoner with a suicide dive! :~:

Miller: Woah! Riot is not taking it easy on this rookie!

Paco: When have you seen Riot taking it easy on anyone??

:~:The crowd cheers loudly after seeing Riot fly.. Riot picks up Mad Stoner and tosses him back in the ring.. Riot goes to the corner, climbs it but before he can think of what move to do, Mad Stoner shakes the ropes causing Riot to come crashing down on his privates.. Mad Stoner quickly rushes to the corner, climbs it, hooks Riot and drops him with a Superplex! The crowd cheers slightly.. Mad Stoner goes for the pin.. one! Two! kick out.. Mad Stoner picks up Riot and whips him to the ropes, reversal by Riot.. reversal by Mad and he pulls Riot back in and drops him with an atomic drop! Riot holds his jewels for the second time thus far as Mad Stoner bounces off the ropes and nails Riot with a spinning heel kick! Mad Stoner goes for another cover.. one! Two! and Riot kicks out again.. Mad Stoner with yet another pick up.. he whips him to the ropes.. Riot bounces off, back body drop again, this time Riot lands hard on his back! Mad Stoner bounces himself off the ropes and nails a leg drop.. Mad does the routine two more times and then goes for the pin.. one! Two! and another kick out! :~:

Miller: Well Mad Stoner is doing pretty good against Riot..

Paco: Yeah.. Riot had the match under control but he tried to pull a high flying move to early in the match, and paid for it..

:~:Mad Stoner picks up Riot and puts him under his arm.. he then goes to the corner and tries to go for a Bulldog but Riot pushes him off at the last second and Mad Stoner lands on his ass.. He makes it to his feet and Riot nails him with a couple of right hands.. Riot picks him up and body slams him in the middle of the ring.. Riot then picks him back up and whips him hard to the corner, Mad Stoner reverses it though and Riot hits hard.. and comes out stumbling Mad Stoner applies a Cobra Clutch and then drives Riot to the mat with a bulldog! Mad Stoner doesn’t go for the pin though, instead he picks up Riot and whips him hard to the corner.. Riot hits and Mad Stoner charges.. Riot at the last second raises his boot, nailing Mad Stoner right on the face.. Mad Stoner stumbles backwards as Riot jumps to the top turnbuckle and then connects with a missile drop kick! Riot goes for the pin! One! Two! kick out by Mad Stoner! :~:

Miller: This match is going back and forth Paco, no one is really taking full control of this one..

Paco: Yeah, and did you see that move by Mad Stoner? A cobra clutch bulldog.. now that’s innovative!

:~:Riot picks up Mad Stoner and then whips him to the ropes.. He goes for a clothesline but Mad Stoner ducks, turns around and hooks Riot with a Cobra Clutch! Mad Stoner swings Riot from left to right trying to put him out, but Riot is fighting it.. Riot then drops down and connects with a jaw breaker! The hold is broken and both men are down.. The ref begins the ten count.. one! Two! Three! Four! Five! The bell rings. :~:

Miller: Hey!?

Paco: What the? What’s going on??

:~:The ref walks over to the time keeper and they discuss something.. Joey then gets told what’s going on and he speaks.. :~:

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen I have been told that the time limit for this match has expired.. there for the result of this match is a draw!!

:~:The crowd boos as Joey shrugs his shoulders.. back in the ring both wrestlers have made it to their feet and are looking at eachother.. They both check their head but then say.. “hey, next time” then shake hands.. the crowd cheers as both men raise eachother’s hand and then leave the ring.. :~:

Miller: Now why can all the wrestlers be like that?

Paco: Oh I think I’m going to be sick..

Miller: Come on Paco.. these two guys might have hardcore written all over them.. but they have nothing against eachother.. so why not show some sportsmanship..

Paco: Let’s just go to the next match..

Miller: Fine.. bastard..

Paco: shuddup..

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it is time for the Battlebowl to crown a brand new North American Champion to continue.. in just a moment, the names of the next two wrestlers to face eachother will be drawn.. once that takes place the two competitors will make their way to the ring.

:~:The crowd stands up and focuses on the Insane-A-Tron where we see a black hat.. a hand digs into it and pulls out a piece of paper.. the paper is unfolded and we are shown the name…. Then.. “Cowboy” By Kid Rock begins to play and the crowd boos loudly as Sledgehammer makes his way to the ring. :~:

J. Styles: Introducing the first Battlebowl competitor of the night.. he is making his way to the ring from West Lafayette, Indiana… here is.. Sledgehammer!!!

:~:He enters the ring and then the black hat appears once again.. the head digs into it and pulls out a rabbit.. you hear a voice cursing as he throws the fluffy animal to the side.. he digs in and this time he gets the piece of paper.. he unfolds it and shows the name to the crowd… the crowd give a mix reaction as then “Hispanic Causin’ Panic” By Kid Frost begins to play and Jake Navaja makes his way to the ring sporting a new look.. :~:

J. Styles: and the second Battlebowl competitor of the night.. he comes to us from somewhere in Latin America, here is “The Hispanic Causin’ Panic” Jake Navaja!!!

:~:He talks with his manager on the outside and then gets inside the ring.. as soon as he does Sledgehammer starts to pummel him. The bell rings.:~:

Miller: Well it’s Sledgehammer and Jake going at it now.. so that means that Red Mask and Sam will fight later on in the night..

Paco: Yeah.. that one should be more interesting than this one.. I really don’t like neither one of these two..

:~:The veteran continues to pummel on the young rookie.. after the onslaught he picks him up and whips him to the ropes.. Jake bounces off and Sledgehammer drops him with a clothesline.. Sledgehammer goes for a quick pin but Jake kicks out quickly after one.. Sledgehammer picks up Jake and puts on a headlock.. Jake fights out of it though with a side suplex.. Both men jump to the their feet and Sledge goes to kick Jake in the mid section but Jake blocks it by grabbing his foot.. Jake tosses his foot to the side, making Sledgehammer turn around.. Sledge then hooks him from behind and drops him with a Dragon Suplex with a bridge! The ref quickly counts.. one! Two! kick out by the veteran. Jake quickly makes it to his feet and picks up Sledgehammer, he hooks him for a suplex and connects with it.. another pin and another kick out.:~:

Miller: Well Jake is in control of this one now after the early attack by Sledgehammer.

Paco: Yeah.. Miller, how come we didn’t have any hardcore matches booked tonight? Man this sucks..

:~:Jake picks up Sledgehammer again and whips him to the ropes, Sledgehammer bounces off and spears Jake to the ground! Sledgehammer is still a bit woozy but manages to get up.. he picks up Jake who nails him with a right hand.. Jake again whips him to the ropes but this time Sledge reverses it, he pulls Jake in and nails him with his trademark right hook! A devastating one as well.. Jake goes down and Sledgehammer goes to the corner, climbs to the second rope and then drops the elbow right on the heart of Jake.. Sledgehammer goes for a pin.. one! Two! kick out by Jake.. Sledgehammer picks up the rookie once again and this time he body slams him.. Sledgehammer drops the quick elbow and then goes for another pin, Jake kicks out.. Sledgehammer gets a bit frustrated so he gets on top of Jake and grabs him by the head.. he starts to nail him with right hands but stops after the ref gives him the ten count.. Sledgehammer stands up, picks up Jake and tosses him to the outside..:~:

Miller: Well this match is pretty good, I don’t care what you say.. oh and we did have a hardcore match.. the tag team one..

Paco: Man that match was not a hardcore match.. hell that was a serious “quick” ass kicking that’s all..

:~:Sledgehammer goes out but Jake stops him as he jumps on the apron and gives him a shoulder tackle to the stomach.. Jake then with one quick moves jumps on the top rope, then on Sledgehammer’s shoulders and delivers a Hurricanrana that sends Sledgehammer flying to the outside! Sledgehammer lands hard and the crowd gives a small cheer.. Jake jumps back on the apron, He springs himself off the middle rope, diving backwards and connecting with a nice Moonsault!! The crowd cheers slightly more now as Jake quickly tosses Sledgehammer back inside the ring.. Jake quickly makes the pin and the ref counts.. one! Two! th.. kick out! Oh is heard from the crowd as they have started to get into the match a bit.. Jake quickly picks up Sledgehammer and whips him hard to the corner.. Sledgehammer hits and Jake goes for a splash but Sledgehammer puts up his boot, nailing Jake right on the mouth! Jake stumbles backwards Sledgehammer jumps to the second rope and then dives, connecting with a flying clothesline!:~:

Miller: This match has picked up it’s pace! But no matter what Jake does, Sledgehammer always has an answer..

Paco: Yeah that match is alright.. these two are not half bad..

:~:Sledgehammer tells the crowd is over and calls for his finisher, the top rope piledriver.. he picks up Sledgehammer and scoops him up, and carries him on his right shoulder.. he walks to the corner but just as he is about to climb Jake breaks free and falls behind him.. Sledgehammer turns around and Jake scoops him up and drops him dead in the center of the ring with a Michinoku driver, or as he calls it.. the knife driver! Jake quickly jumps to his feet and then climbs the corner.. he signals to the crowd and then delivers a five star Frogsplash!! The crowd cheers more than they ever had throughout this match as Jake delivers his finisher.. Jake hooks both legs and the ref counts.. one! Two! three!! The bell rings..:~:

Miller: Jake beat the former IC champion!!

Paco: You act like someone beating Sledgehammer is something out of this world.. ha..

J. Styles: Here is your winner…. ”The Hispanic Causin’ Panic” Jake Navaja!!!

:~:Coyote gets in the ring and celebrates with Jake.. Jake looks down at Sledgehammer and begins stomping on him… Coyote gets a few shots in as well and then they make their way to the back..:~:

Miller: Well Jake has been one of those up and down rookies.. one moment he can look really good.. the next moment he’s losing to Shane Skyler..

Paco: Yeah.. we’ll see how he does in the Battlebowl.. by the way.. what is the Battlebowl??

Miller: Oh you don’t know? It’s like this right.. once we have the four wrestlers then next week they will all face eachother in a match.. all four will make their way to the ring but only two will start the match as the other two look on from the outside, on separate ends.. If one the wrestlers fighting gets tossed to the outside then the wrestlers on the outside can kick his behind.. and then toss him back in.. now once one of those wrestlers get pinned.. then one of the two wrestlers outside get in and fight.. then once one of those wrestlers gets pinned the last wrestler will come in and fight.. now the winner between those two will be declared the brand new North American Champion!

Paco: So we don’t have to wait until the PPV??

Miller: No.. at the PPV we will have a rematch for the North American Title, between the last two wrestlers in the ring..

Paco: So in other words.. the first two wrestlers to start the match might not make it to the end? I mean if you are the first or second wrestler in there, you have to defeat the other 3 wrestlers in one night.. one after the other..

Miller: That’s right Paco.. it’s a hell of a challenge, and a hell of match idea… ODJ is a genius.. always coming up with crazy matches to push the wrestlers to the limit.. so they can be the best..

Paco: Well I hope Mr. genius decides to make it hardcore rules.. that would be awesome!

Miller: It’s not for the hardcore title Paco, geez.. when will you learn? Folks we’ll be back after the break..

:~:The show goes to the back before the commercial though and you see the man known as Red Mask coming out of the locker room that belongs to Sam “The Man”.. the camera man quickly goes inside only to find Sam laying on the floor, next to a chair that’s all bent up, unconscious.. show goes to commercial..:~:

:~:The show comes back on the air, backstage, in ODJ’s office.. you see Kidd Foxx seating across from ODJ, holding his LW title.. :~:

ODJ: So tell me Kidd.. what can I do for you?

D2X2: You know me Dougg E. Dougg.. when I had the Tag Titles I liked to defend them each week.. now that I have the LW title.. I want to defend this sucker every week too... so can you hook me up with a match..

ODJ: I would man but everyone is booked.. next week’s card is a big one and all of the LW’s are tied up in matches..

D2X2: Come on man there has to be somebody I can face.. damn it.. I want some competition!

ODJ: I know man, I know.. [cell rings] Hold on a sec.. hello? Yeah, hey man.. yeah.. next week? Alright.. I got you.. yeah I got just the wrestler for you.. ok talk to you later.. [hangs up] Ok Kidd Foxx.. next Friday it is.. you will put the title on the line...

D2X2: Alright against who?

ODJ: Well you wanted a challenge right? Well then you’ll be fighting.. a mystery opponent.. how’s that for a challenge?.

D2X2: Not another mystery opponent!? Fine I’ll take it.. only because I want to kick some ass.. alright c-ya Dougg-E-Dougg..

:~:The camera switches views and we’re back inside the arena with Paco and Miller.:~:

Miller: Welcome back everyone, and before the break you saw the rookie Red Mask coming out of Sam’s locker room.. apparently he took him out!

Paco: Yeah, I guess once he found out he was going to face him.. he decided to take him out before the match.. smart move..

Miller: That’s not a smart move, that’s cheating..

Paco: cheating, getting the advantage, screwing up your opponent.. call it what you will.. it’s still a smart move!

Miller: Oh shut up.. well we don’t know if the match is going to take place or not.. let’s find out from Joey…

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen the last Battlebowl match of the night is next!

:~:The crowd cheers slightly but then boos come down as the man known as Red Mask comes out to the sounds of “Nobody’s Real” By Powerman 5000.:~:

J. Styles: Introducing first the man making his debut in the ICWF from parts unknown.. he stands at 6’10” tall and weights in at 435 pounds.. here is Red Mask!!!

:~:He gets in the ring, not bothered by the crowd’s boos.. “Shoot to Thrill” Blasts out of nowhere and the crowd goes wild.:~:

J. Styles: and his opponent.. about to come down the ring… he comes to us from Baltimore, Maryland weighting in at 248 pounds and standing at 6’1” tall.. here is ½ of the party animals… Sam “The Man”!!!

:~:No one comes out and the crowd is quiet.. Joey announces him again and no one comes out.. the ref shrugs and is about to tell Joey to make it a forfeit when Sam stumbles from behind the curtain.. the crowd cheers but it doesn’t last long as they see that Sam is busted open.. Red Mask waits for Sam and as soon as Sam gets in Red Mask is all over it.. the ref is forced to call for the bell, and get the match started.:~:

Miller: Man this is not fair.. Red Mask cheated! Sam is in no shape to wrestle!

Paco: Yeah, he’s busted open pretty bad..

:~:Red Mask lands some heavy forearm shots to the back of the smaller Sam.. Red Masks picks him up and whips him to the ropes.. Sam bounces off and Red Mask nails him with a big foot to the face! Red Mask quickly picks up Sam, he hooks him and delivers a devastating spinning Neckbreaker! Red Mask goes for a pin.. one! Two! and Sam somehow kicks out.. Red Masks picks him up again and whips him to the ropes.. Sam bounces off and the big man misses with a big clothesline.. Sam bounces off the other side and delivers a drop kick to the knee of the big man.. Red Mask drops to one knee and Sam grabs him by the head and DDT’s him!! The crowd goes wild as Sam goes for the pin! One! Two! huge kick out! Sam goes to the corner, going to try a high flying move.. Sam climbs slowly and then reaches the top.. Red Mask stands up though but that doesn’t stop Sam from jumping off.. he goes for a something but Red Mask catches him and tattoos him to the match with a Powerslam!!:~:

Miller: Man that had to break his back Paco!!

Paco: Yeah, Sam is obviously not 100%… it’s showing big time..

:~:Red Mask then walks to the corner and the big man climbs the corner himself! He stands in the top turnbuckle and then dives off, landing on top of the smaller Sam with a huge splash!! The crowd gives a big “OH!” as Red Mask pancakes Sam! Red Stays on top of Sam and the ref makes the count.. one! Two! Three! Bell rings..:~:

Miller: He squashed Sam!!

Paco: The EMT’s better get out here.. !!

J. Styles: Here is your winner… Red Mask!!!

:~:Red Mask begins stomping on Sam and picks him up.. he grabs him by the neck and is about to Chokeslam him when someone comes running down the ramp.. Jake Navaja!! He slides under the bottom rope and begins to exchange blows with Red Mask.. Red Mask is bigger though so he gains the advantage, he whips Jake to the ropes but Jake this the ropes but hangs on to them.. Red Mask charges at him and tries to clothesline him over but Jake ducks.. Red Mask turns around and Jake nails him with a spinning heel kick, sending him over the top and onto the outside! The big man lands on his feet though and just watches Jake as Jake does the same..:~:

Miller: well that monster Red Mask was looking to do some serious damage to Sam but Jake came out and made the save!

Paco: Yeah, what’s up with that? Jake and Sam friends or something??

Miller: I don’t think so.. I think Jake came out because Red Mask will be his opponent next week in the Battlebowl..

Paco: Ah, so he just wanted to get some.. cool..

:~:refs have come out and are taking Red Mask to the back.. Red Mask walks with his back to the entrance, as he doesn’t take his eyes off of Jake.. Jake checks out Sam and calls for some EMT’s.. as they rush to the ring, the show takes it’s last commercial..:~:

Happy Valentine’s Massacre’s Day!!!

:~:The show comes back in the air with the camera focused on Paco and Miller…:~:

Miller: Welcome back to Heat everyone.. Sam the man was taken on a stretcher to the back and we have been told that he is going to be ok.. Now I know some of you are wondering, well where is Gabe Andrews?? We got your answer right here…

Paco: Yeah, show the footage..

:~:The camera shows Gabe walking into the locker room of Sam and finding him knocked out.. he goes and calls for help but as he reaches an open area he is confronted by Electricity.. They asked him: “what’s the matter, Gabriela”.. Gabe answers by asking them if they attacked his brother.. “Maybe, maybe not” says Anthony.. this upsets Gabe and he nails Anthony with a right hand.. Anthony tries to answer it but Gabe is all over him.. Andrew helps his brother though making it a 2 on 1 and giving Gabe no chance.. Electricity gets the big man down and then drag him to the loading dock area.. A truck has just left, leaving the empty space below.. Electricity picks up the big man Gabe and give him a double Chokeslam onto the concrete floor below!! They leave laughing as the camera focuses on Gabe below, fortunately he landed on some pallets.. preventing a really serious injury.. the camera cuts back to Miller and Paco.. :~:

Miller: So now you know what happened.. and I got to say..

Paco: Shut up.. before you say anything about how it was cowardly for Electricity to do that let me remind you that the Party Animals were doing the same thing to these young rookies when they first step in the ICWF.. It’s all about one word Miller… “Payback”

Miller: Yeah but they already beat them at the PPV.. the point was proven..

Paco: nah Miller.. it’s not over between these two teams.. not over by a long shot..

Miller: Well, if you say so.. folks the Party Animals have been taken to a local hospital.. we will keep you updated if anything happens between now and the end of the show.. but right now.. it’s time to go to the main event!!

Paco: Yeah, Handy Man is in action.. WOOHOO!!

:~:Miller shakes his head as the camera cuts to Joey who is standing in the middle of the ring.:~:

J. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time for the Main Event of the evening! The following match is a 4 corners “grudge” match!!

:~:The crowd cheers loudly as fireworks go off… Reaver and Pitbull are introduced first then the theme of “American’s Most Wanted” Begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction.. suddenly, they don’t cheer TLS as they use to… :~:

J. Styles: The third participant, he comes to us from parts unknown.. he weights in at 235 pounds and stands at 6’4” tall… here is The Lost Soul!!!

:~:He gets inside the ring and both Pitbull and Reaver go after him.. All 3 men brawl for a few seconds and then the sounds of sirens is heard as red and blue lights flash throughout the arena.. Handy Man comes out and rushes to the ring..:~:

Miller: I guess these 3 didn’t want to wait for Handy Man!!

Paco: Well whether they wanted to wait for him or not, they are going to get him.. he just hit the ring!

:~:Handy Man gets inside the ring and grabs Reaver, he turns him around and starts to exchange blows with him.. The exchange doesn’t last long as Handy Man gives him a knee to the gut and then grabs him by the head and tosses him over the top and onto the outside! The Lost Soul on the other hand is pummeling Pitbull in the corner.. he hooks him by his head, climbs to the second rope and delivers a Tornado DDT! TLS jumps to his feet after the move and locks eyes with Handy Man.. he picks up Pitbull and tosses him out of the ring.. TLS says something to Handy Man.. Handy Man answers it and before you know it they launch at eachother! Both men exchange blows, back and forth, back and forth! The crowd is on their feet cheering.. TLS wins the battle this time and he backs Handy Man to the corner where he starts to kick him in the mid section.. TLS then nails a few knife edge chops before whipping Handy Man out of the corner, to the opposite side where Handy man hits hard!:~:

Miller: Well Handy Man have thrown out the young rookies are going after what they wanted, eachother!

Paco: Yeah.. these two have not gain eachother’s respect so they will pound eachother until one of them do!

:~:TLS does a couple of cartwheels ending with a back elbow to the face of Handy! TLS grabs Handy Man and sets him on the top turnbuckle, he starts to climb it but Handy Man nails him with right and left hands.. Handy Man then gives him a head butt and that one has effect as TLS falls down hard to the mat.. Handy Man waits for him to stand and when he does TLS jumps off and connects with a missile drop kick! TLS goes down but before Handy man can do anymore damage Reaver pulls him to the outside and starts to pound him with right hands.. Pitbull slides in the ring and goes for the cheap pin on TLS.. the ref counts but Pitbull only gets one.. Pitbull picks up TLS and whips him to the ropes.. TLS bounces off and TLS puts his head down for a back body drop.. no, TLS stops, hooks Pitbull and plants him with a DDT! TLS flips him over and goes for the pin, one! Two! and Reaver makes the save.. he picks up TLS and whips him to the corner, reversal by TLS and Reaver hits hard.. TLS quickly walks over and sets Reaver on the top turnbuckle.. he climbs it, hooks Reaver for a Superplex but delivers a Super Brainbuster instead!!:~:

Miller: What a devastating move by TLS!!

Paco: Yeah! I think he broke Reaver’s neck there! But Miller, what’s wrong with Handy Man!? He’s just not into this match up like one would think he would be..

:~:Miller agrees with Paco just as TLS goes for the pin.. one! Two! and Handy Man from out of nowhere pulls out TLS to the outside.. Handy Man nails TLS with a couple of right hands before whipping him against the steel steps! TLS hits hard sending the steps flying in different directions.. Handy Man walks over and picks up TLS, he hooks him between his legs and drops him with a Piledriver! Handy Man quickly picks him up and tosses him inside the ring.. Handy Man goes for a pin but before the ref can count to one, Reaver is there to stop him.. Reaver picks him up and whips him to the ropes.. Handy Man bounces off and Reaver goes for a clothesline, he misses though as Handy Man ducks and hooks him with the Handy Slam! He delivers it and goes for a pin on Reaver.. one! Two! and Pitbull makes the save now! Pitbull picks up Handy Man and gives him a kick to the jewels! No, Handy Man blocks the kick, he trips Pitbull and then applies a Figure Four!!:~:

Miller: What were you saying about Handy Man Paco?

Paco: Oh nothing.. Hehehe…

:~:Reaver is about to hit the mat with his hand but TLS drops the leg across the neck of Handy Man, causing the hold to be broken.. Pitbull makes it to his feet somehow and starts to stomp on Reaver.. he picks him up, and tosses him over the top! Reaver lands hard.. Pitbull is about to go after Reaver but TLS stops him as he turns him around and gives him a kick to the gut.. TLS hooks him between his legs for a Powerbomb! TLS gets him up but instead of dropping him in the ring, he drops him on the outside, on top of Reaver!! “OH!” Is heard from the crowd as TLS just laughs.. he turns around and is surprised by Handy Man who clotheslines him over the top and onto Pitbull! Handy Man quickly jumps on the corner, and delivers the Handy-Sault onto all 3 guys!! :~:

Miller: Handy Man just made a Moonsault sandwich!!

Paco: Hell yeah! Now that’s what I’m talking about!

:~:Handy Man makes the pin.. One! Two! and a kick out by all 3 men.. somehow.. Handy Man just laughs it off and picks up TLS, he whips him to the steel guard rail.. TLS hits hard and Handy Man charges at him.. TLS ducks though and he sends Handy Man flying onto the concrete floor!! TLS walks over to Pitbull who is standing up and gives him a kick to the gut.. he hooks him and drops him with the Soulbuster!! TLS jumps to his feet and gets nailed with a Super kick from Reaver.. Reaver picks him up and tosses him inside the ring.. TLS rolls towards the middle of the ring and Reaver climbs the corner.. He taunts the crowd and then is about to jump off but TLS is up already and shaking the ropes! Reaver falls hard on his sack and TLS walks over.. he climbs to the very top.. he pulls Reaver up, hooks him and drops him with another Super Brainbuster!!:~:

Miller: TLS is in total control now!!

Paco: Hell yeah, Reaver is no match! Where is Handy??

:~:Handy Man is back on his feet, he is about to jump over the guard rail but someone stops him.. Handy Man turns around and sees.. Titan 3!! Titan 3 starts to pummel Handy Man as the fans on and about are cheering loudly! Back in the ring TLS climbs to the top.. he points to the top and then dives off, delivering his finisher The Souled Out!! TLS hooks the leg of Reaver for the pin, one! Two! Three!! The bell rings!:~:

Miller: and TLS has won this one!!

Paco: Hey Miller!! Is the 24/7 rule, against anybody rule still in effect for the Universal title?

Miller: Yup, all the time, anywhere… why?

J. Styles: Here is your winner…. And THE NEW!! ICWF Universal Champion!!!…. The Lost Soul!!!

Paco: That’s why! TLS just pinned Reaver, so he’s the new champion!

Miller: Wow! I bet you Reaver didn’t think about this when he agreed to the match!

Paco: well shit happens, but look Miller.. on the outside.. Titan 3 and Handy Man are fighting! Security can’t keep them apart!

:~:T3 and HM are fighting on the stands as TLS celebrates like Kurt Angle did.. Yup, tears and all.. You see a mass of yellow jackets trying to break up T3 and Handy Man and finally they are able to.. the credits begin to roll as the show comes to an end… :~:

ODJ: Well there you go, another FNH.. on time, thank God.. well I hope you all remembered that I'm on vacation next week.. and that the only time I will be online is two days.. Thursday morning.. to grade the rps and stuff.. and Friday night.. to post FNH.. please feel free to email me, I will read them one of those two days.. if you want any angels, interviews or interferences done for next week's FNH.. I need to have them by Wednesday night.. Here is the FNH card of next week:

Live! From The MCI Center in Washington, D.C.

Riot vs. Leatherface
Winners get a Universal Title shot at the PPV[3 way]
Kriss Havok vs. Massacre

Drunkaholic vs. Mad Stoner

#1 contender's match for the World Tag Hardcore Titles:
Looks 2 Kill vs. Party Animals vs. Extreme Inc. vs. Ghetto Fabulous [1 rp per team]

Non-title match
Electricity vs. Titan 3 and ????? [1 rp per team]
Lightweight Title Match:
Kidd Foxx(c) vs. ????? [Different ????]

MAIN EVENT
BATTLEBOWL for the NA title!!
Milo Decadent vs. TLS vs. Jake Navaja vs. Red Mask



ODJ: Well there you go.. Roleplaying begins tomorrow and it ends Wednesday at midnight.

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