:~:The crowd gives a nice pop and then "My Generation" By Limp Bizkit begins to play and the crowd gives a mix reaction for one of their hometown heroes.. or lack there off.. hehe.. :~:

Styles: Introducing the first challenger.. he comes to us from Toronto, Ontario.....

Crowd: CANADA!!!!

Styles: Yeah! He weights in at 245 pounds and stands at 6'0" tall... here is The Insane Rumble Champion.... "Wicked" William Haynes!!!

:~:Haynes gets inside the ring and then the sounds of sirens are heard as red and blue lights begin to flash everywhere... the crowd again gives a mix reaction.. :~:

Styles: the second challenger, making his way to the ring from Barrie, Ontario.....

Crowd: CANADA!!!!!

Styles: you'll going to quit that.. he weights in at 240 pounds and stands at 5' 11" tall... here is the King of the Ring.... Handy Man !!!

:~:He walks down the ramp and gets inside the ring.. he comes face to face with Haynes and nothing is said... just a stare down.. then "Evenflow" By Pear Jam blasts out and the crowd cheers loudly... :~:

Styles: and the third and last challenger.. he comes to us from Chicago.... *waits for the crowd to say something, nothing* O.... k... Chicago, Illinois.. he weights in at 245 pounds and stands at 6'3" tall.. here is Hall of Fame member... Johnny Hunter!!!

:~:He comes out and Handy Man takes his attention off of Haynes and looks towards Hunter, he gets out of the ring and comes face to face with Hunter... "Know your Enemy" By Rage Against the machine begins to play... Rage comes out and throws the title down and rushes down the ramp.. Hunter turns around and Rage runs him as well as Handy Man with clotheslines... Rage gets inside the ring and begins to go at it with Haynes.. the bell rings as Styles gets the hell out of dodge... :~:

Miller: Well Rage didn't want to wait any longer.. he wanted to get this thing started now! He looks pissed!

ODJ: Well he wears a mask, so how can you tell he is pissed?

Paco: Don't mind Miller ODJ, he's just an idiot...

:~:As Rage and Haynes continue to exchange blows Hunter and Handy Man each take their corner.. Rage knees Haynes in the gut and then pummels him with elbows tot he back… Rage picks up Haynes and gives him a hard body slam! Rage picks him back up and whips him hard to JH’s corner, Haynes hits and Hunter quickly tags him.. Rage rushes over and Hunter jumps over the ropes nailing Rage in the face with a hard kick! Rage stumbles backwards but doesn’t go down.. Hunter charges at him and delivers a flying clothesline! That one sends the big man down!! Hunter stomps away at Rage and then quickly goes to the outside, he looks under the ring an takes out a hockey stick.. he tosses it in the ring.. he also finds a trash can and tosses in the ring as well.. Hunter jumps on the apron and waits for Rage to get up, he does and Hunter launches himself over the ropes nailing Rage right between the eyes with a flying forearm! :~:

Miller: Well the unexpected match up is under way and right now, Johnny Hunter, the great veteran is just taking Rage apart..

ODJ: Yeah, Rage looks horribly out of shape…

Paco: I can’t wait to see what Hunter does with the hockey stick and that trash can!! Come on Hunter!!

:~:Hunter grabs the trash can and then nails Rage with it.. Hunter then sits Rage back up and puts the trash can on top of him.. Hunter then grabs the hockey stick. And swings the hell out of it breaking it in half over the metal trashcan!! I bet you Rage is hearing.. silver bells… silver bells.. bla, bla.. Hunter removes the trash can and picks up the big man.. Hunter whips Rage to the ropes but Rage reverses it and whips him to the ropes, Handy Man out of nowhere pulls the ropes down sanding Hunter flying to the outside!! Handy Man comes inside the ring and tells Rage that his belt belongs to him, Rage takes exception to this and charges at Handy Man with a right hand, Handy Man blocks it and nails one of his on, another one, another, the big man is rocking.. handy Man takes a few steps back and nails Rage with a vertical drop kick! The man still doesn’t go down.. William Haynes comes in and hooks Rage for a suplex, Haynes calls Handy Man and he hooks him as well.. both men pick him up and give him a double suplex!! Haynes jumps to his feet and asks for a high five but Handy man gives him a punch right to the nose, knocking him down!:~:

Miller: Well Haynes thought he had a new buddy there…

ODJ: Yeah, Handy Man was all for beating on Rage.. but screw being friends with Haynes.. this is a every man for himself contest!!

Paco: Damn right, the two most precious titles in the ICWF are on the line!

:~:Rage stays down and Handy Man goes to the corner and begins to climb it.. He reaches the top and signals for something but Hunter jump up on the apron with a chair and nails Handy Man in the back sending him crashing down to the outside!! Hunter climbs the corner and waits for Rage to get up.. he does along with Haynes and Hunter jumps off and tries to deliver a double axe handle smash.. Rage sees him coming so he pulls Haynes in front of him and Haynes gets nailed! Hunter goes for the pin! One! Two! Rage makes the save.. he picks up Hunter, kick to the gut followed by a double under hook DDT!! Rage goes for the pin! One! Two! and Handy Man pulls him to the outside! Handy Man with rights and lefts.. Handy Man is putting a beating on Rage… he picks him up over his shoulder and carries him up the ramp.. Hunter comes into his own and sees Handy Man leaving.. He is about to after them but Haynes grabs him from behind, Hunter reverses it and he now has Haynes hook by the waist side and drops him with a German Suplex just like that! Hunter goes for the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out!!:~:

Miller: Close call there!!!

ODJ: It sure was but where did Handy Man take Rage??

Paco: They went to the back somewhere…

:~:Johnny Hunter looks around and doesn’t see Handy Man.. he goes to the outside.. grabs a chair and heads to the back.. he goes past the curtain and the fans get a view of what’s going on in the Insane-A-Tron.. Hunter goes past the “gorilla” position screaming for Handy Man.. Hunter walks past the locker rooms, chair still in hand.. You see the wrestler known as Kingpin and he tells Hunter, that way he went that way.. pointing towards the parking lot.. Hunter goes through some double doors but as soon as he does he gets nailed with a snow shovel!! Hunter goes down and Handy Man is there all smiles.. he looks back at Kingpin and gives him the “thumbs up” Handy Man proceeds to beat Hunter with the shovel until it breaks… Handy Man then goes for a pin but the ref hasn’t make it back there yet.. Handy Man curses and picks up Hunter and slams him against the double doors! Hunter stumbles to the outside.. Handy Man follows and so does the camera man.. as soon as we arrive at the parking lot, we see a black Toyota Thundra Pick Up Truck and Rage is in the back of it, tied up! :~:

Miller: What the!? Is Handy Man taking Rage hostage just like he did me? Oh the horribly memories! MAKE HIM STOP MOMMY!! MAKE HIM STOP!!

ODJ: *slapping Miller* Snap out of it man, consult chapter four section 1.01 of the guide I gave you…

Paco: Yeah, I think it’s title.. DON’T BE A FUCKING WUSS YO!

:~:Handy Man walks up to trashcan where you see all kinds of gardening tools.. He takes out a hoe.. (no a ho, a hoe.. the thing with the double spikes) He looks at it and smiles as he looks back at Hunter.. Handy Man gets in attack mode waiting for Hunter to get up.. Hunter stumbles to his feet and looks around, he sees Handy Man just as Handy Man swings with the hoe.. Hunter ducks the attack and Handy Man looses his balance.. Hunter gives him a drop kick to the back of the head that sends Handy Man to the ground.. Hunter quickly picks up Handy Man and then walks over to the truck, he stands in the back of it while still holding on to Handy Man and then delivers a Tornado DDT onto the concrete floor!!! :~:

Miller: Man did you hear that!? Oh Handy Man’s skull just got crushed on the concrete.. man…

ODJ: Yeah, that was a tiny bit disturbing..

Paco: Just a bit… hehe.. Me like it, Me like it long time!!

:~:Johnny Hunter looks around, trying to find out what to do next.. he picks up Handy Man and tosses him in the bed of the truck where Rage has been trying to untie himself.. Hunter opens the door and what do you know, the keys are inside! Hunter gets in, turns the truck on and pulls away just as William Haynes comes in the picture.. he sees the truck and runs after it.. Hunter comes out of the arena and goes across the street to where there is construction going on.. The construction is not going on right now of course as it is night time and it has been snowing like hell here in Toronto, Ontario… *crowd: CANADA!!!* Hunter stops right in front of a big pile of dirt.. and a huge hole in the ground.. bricks, shovels, spikes, all kinds of construction equipment are scatter everywhere including some tables and a port-a-potty Hunter gets out of the truck and gets tackled down by Handy Man who jumps off the bed of the truck.. both men start to wrestle in the ground as Haynes finally arrives, all out of air.. He sees Rage in the back of the truck all tied up and hops on the truck.. he picks up Rage and scoops him up in the body slam position and tosses him out of the truck into the snow covered ground below…:~:

Miller: Well gentlemen this match has hit the 20 minute mark and I just don’t see a winner coming out of this one..

ODJ: Me either.. it’s too close to call…

Paco: Well I’m going to have to go with anyone but Rage, he’s all tied up.. why doesn’t anyone just pin him!!

:~:Haynes measures Rage on the ground and dives off connecting with a huge splash.. Haynes makes the cover, but again, no referee.. the camera looks around and sees a ref running towards us.. the camera cuts to Hunter and Handy Man who keep exchanging blows.. Handy Man has the upper hand and backs Hunter up to the truck.. Handy Man takes a round house swing and Hunter ducks causing Handy Man to punch right through the driver’s side window! Hunter pulls back on the head of Handy Man and drops him with a reverses DDT onto the cold snow covered ground.. The ref arrives and Haynes again goes for the cover, one! Two! and Hunter stops the count! He picks up Haynes and starts to exchange blows with him while the ref unties Rage.. Haynes is able to take the advantage of the exchange with a thumb to the eye.. he picks up Hunter and connects with an inside atomic drop.. Haynes grabs a concrete brick and nails Hunter in the back with it sending him down! Haynes turns around towards Rage and gets shocked as he sees Rage up, who, nails him with a big boot to the face! Haynes goes down and Rage picks him back up.. hooks him for a Chokeslam and delivers it onto the bed of the truck! :~:

Miller: Rage is in control now.. all 3 challengers are down!

ODJ: Yeah, can he go for the kill though and retain his title??

Paco: Hey those 3 guys might be down, but they are not out!

:~:Rage jumps on the bed of the truck and pins Haynes. Just as he does you see Handy Man opening the driver side door.. releasing the parking break and putting the truck in neutral.. he then pushes the truck towards the huge hole in the ground!!! Rage realizes what’s going on and tries to get out but Handy Man nails him with a broom stick right over the head.. Rage falls backwards, into the bed of the truck as it rolls down and falls inside the hole some ten feet down!! “OH!” Is heard from the crowd as you hear the truck crash down.. the camera man rushes over and pans down to see the truck upside down.. you can’t see Haynes but you see Rage’s arm barely sticking out.. Handy Man comes over and smiles.. He turns around and there is Hunter who gives him a kick to the gut.. Hunter hooks him for a Powerbomb but Handy Man reverses it into a back body drop! Hunter goes down, no! He hangs on to Handy man’s legs and both men go down to the hole!!:~:

Miller: These 4 guys are going to kill eachother!!

ODJ: If they are not dead already!!

Paco: Man this has been the best Main Event in a long time! I hope it’s far from over!

:~:The camera pans down to the hole again and amazingly enough you see Johnny Hunter and Handy man both exchanging blows again!!! Rage has made his way out from under the truck but he’s down in all four trying to recoup.. Haynes has also come out, but he is also trying to shake off the cow webs. Handy Man nails Hunter with a kick to the gut that stuns him momentarily.. Handy Man takes a few steps back and the charges at Hunter, Hunter sees him coming down and back body drops him into the truck…. A ladder is thrown down to help the wrestler get out, if they want.. Hunter sees all 3 men down and decides to head out.. Rage soon follows as well as Handy Man.. when he comes up he sees Rage and Hunter exchanging blows. William Haynes starts to climb the ladder but Handy Man pushes the ladder down and Haynes goes flying back down!! Handy Man laughs and then grabs a 2 x 4.. he measures Rage and breaks it over his back! Hunter is stunned but doesn’t care.. Handy Man swings at Hunter and Hunter ducks it but he isn’t able to duck the second one as Handy Man nails him in the arm.. Handy Man nails Hunter again in the mid section and then drops the 2 x 4.. he walks up to Hunter, hooks him and drops him with the Handy Slam!!! Snow starts to fall as Handy Man goes for the pin! One! Two! Th.. kick out!!:~:

Miller: Oh Handy Man was almost the World Champion!!!

ODJ: Yeah he was so close!

Paco: That’s not good enough.. you either have it or you don’t!

:~:A few refs and officials have come out to the aid of Haynes and take him out of the hole.. once he is up he pushes the refs out of the way and goes after Handy Man.. he turns him around and gives him a kick to the ribs followed by a Piledriver!! Haynes goes for the cover.. one! Two! Kick out!! Haynes takes a breather as Hunter and Rage are still down... Haynes picks up Handy Man and throws him in a wheelbarrow.. he then takes him away from the construction site, towards a train field.. you see a 4 sets of tracks and in the middle, you see two wagons just parked there.. probably abandoned.. there is rows and rows of bricks neatly stacked.. behind them you see another big pile of dirt.. apparently they have been digging here too.... Hunter is back up and he looks around.. he sees Haynes and then looks around, trying to find something.. he sees a small tractor and gets on.. the keys re in it as well and Hunter turns it on and he follows Haynes.. Rage makes it to his feet as well and sees Hunter, he gets on the tractor, from behind without Hunter knowing..:~:

Miller: What the hell are these guys thinking? Get back in the arena!!!

ODJ: Hey, this was a hardcore rules, falls count anywhere!

Paco: Yeah, so shut your hole Miller.. this one is about to get interesting..

:~:Hunter catches up to Haynes and tries to run him over.. Haynes sees him in the time and get out of the way.. Hunter stops the tractor and is about to get out when Rage grabs him from behind with a sleeper hold.. Hunter tries to get out of it but Rage has a good grip, Rage then picks up Hunter and slams him down hard to the ground with a sleeper hold slam!! The snow is getting thicker and thicker and seems to be falling faster.. the refs arrives and look around, hoping for a pin or something.. stop the madness already!! William Haynes picks up Handy Man and lays him in one of the tracks, right in front of the empty wagon.. Haynes them hopes on the inside of the wagon.. looks down at Handy man and dives off going for another splash! This time Handy Man gets out of the way though and Haynes hit the metal tracks!! You see his forehead bounce off one of them, immediately busting him open.. Handy Man makes it to his feet and starts to stomp on Haynes.. on the other side, Rage picks up Hunter and hooks him for his finisher the Raging Fury!!:~:

Miller: This is it!! Rage is going to end it with his Jackhammer!!

ODJ: I don’t know, maybe!!

Paco: I hope not.. this match has lasted close to 40 mins, why stop now!!??

:~:Rage picks up Hunter but Hunter blocks it.. Rage tries picking him up again but Hunter blocks it again.. then gets Rage with an inside cradle! One of the refs rushes over and makes the count, one! Two! Kick out!! Hunter hops to his feet, you see blood on his face, is it his or Rage’s? Who knows.. Rage also jumps to his feet and charges at Hunter, Hunter gives him a kick to the gut though and drops him with his Evenflow DDT! Hunter quickly turns Rage around and walks over to the tractor.. he climbs on the hood of it, looks down at Rage and dives off with a flying head butt! HE connects with it but isn’t able to go for the pin as apparently he is hurt a bit too…Handy Man comes into the picture and quickly covers Rage.. the ref counts one! Two! kick out! Handy Man then covers Hunter but he too kicks out.. Handy Man upset picks up Rage and starts to pummel him.. Haynes is back and decides to go after Hunter since he is down.. he grabs him and walks over the to stack of red bricks.. he body slams Hunter onto them and then hops up.. he picks up Hunter and goes for a piledriver but Hunter gives him a low blow.. comes back up and delivers a Face-buster!! :~:

Miller: Damn! He could have suffer a concussion there!!

ODJ: Yeah that was a nasty hit!!

Paco: Hunter rammed Haynes face onto the bricks! He could have broken his nose and mo’ shit!

:~:You see Rage and Handy Man exchanging blows close to where the tracks are.. Rage gets nailed by a right hand and stumbles backwards.. he grabs a handful of dirt and throws at Handy Man’s eyes.. he is blinded momentarily as Rage grabs him and hooks him for a Powerbomb.. he gets him up but Handy Man hangs on to his head and starts to pummel him with right hands.. Handy Man is still blinded but it’s able to fall backwards and deliver a Hurricanrana that rams Rage’s head against the steel tracks! The screen splits into two as you see Hunter climbing to the top of the dirt mountain, dragging a bloodied Haynes with him.. handy Man, who has recovered his sight starts to climb the wagon and reaches the top.. he looks down at Rage who is also a bloody mess and knocked out.. Handy Man without thinking twice about it jumps off just as Hunter picks up Haynes and hooks him in a fall away slam position!! Handy Man nails the Handy Drop on Rage crushing him on the tracks.. and goes for the cover just as Hunter delivers the Widowmaker onto the bricks!! One of the ref rushes over and makes the count for Handy Man just as Hunter hooks the leg of Haynes for the pin! The other ref rushes over as the first ref counts for Handy Man’s pin, One! Two! Three!!! The other ref counts Hunter’s pin! One! Two! Three!! Back in the arena the bell rings twice!!:~:

Miller: It’s over!! Handy Man won with the Handy Drop from the top of the train wagon!!

ODJ: and Hunter won with the Widowmaker onto the bricks breaking Haynes in half!!!!

Paco: Yeah but who won what!!??

ODJ: Here is Joey..

:~:Joey is talking on the phone, nodding like an idiot.. he hangs up the phone and gets on the mic as the crowd waits to hear the winner… :~:

Styles: Here is your first winner… and the NEW!!!! ICWF Hardcore Champion……… JOHNNY HUNTER!!!!!!

Miller: So that means….

Styles: and your second winner.. and THE NEW!!!! ICWF Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD!!!!! HANDY MAN !!!

:~:The crowd goes absolutely nuts as they hear that their hometown hero has become the world champion.. they also cheer as Hunter is once again wearing gold.. the arena is literally split between Handy Man and Johnny Hunter chants.. :~:

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