Why drink beer?
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
19. Beer is always wet.
18. You always know when you're the first one to pop a Beer.
17. You can share a Beer with your friends.
16. You can have more than one Beer in a night, and not feel guilty.
15. A Beer always goes down easy.
14. If you pour a Beer right, you'll always get good head.
13. A Beer won't get upset if you come home with another Beer.
12. After you've had a Beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
11. Beer never has a headache.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Beer.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
8. Hangovers go away.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another Beer.
6. Beer is never late.
5. When your Beer goes flat, you toos it out.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play football.
3. You don't have to wine and dine Beer.
2. Beer stains wash out.
1. You can enjoy a Beer all month long.