WHY I HATE THE FANS
The only thing worse than a screeching
teenybopper group is a screeching teenybopper. Here's
why:
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1. They take the words written in mags such as
"Bop" and "Tiger Beat" as the word of God. In other
words, they won't like a group unless these mags tell
them to like it.
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2. They bitch and whine to their parents
unless their parents buy them anything and everything
related to their favorite group.
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3. They make fun of people who don't agree
with them.
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4. They cream themselves on sight of their
favorite group member, like they're even going to
meet him, let alone date him. Yeah, right. Like
he's even interested in girls.
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5. At concerts (can you believe people
actually pay to see these wusses perform?)
they scream so loud that they drown out the group
who's trying (and I do mean trying) to sing
(Hey, wait a minute! That's a good thing!)
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