WHY I HATE GUY GROUPS
Hmmm... there are so many reasons to hate the
Backstreet Boys and N'Sync. Here are just a few:
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1. They're pre-manufactured. That means
that they were assembled by someone holding
group member auditions.
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2. They're white, yet try despirately
(and fail miserably)to sing like Boyz II Men (who,
consequently, don't suck).
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3. They don't write most of their "music".
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4. They don't play instruments on most of
their songs.
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5. All their songs sound the same,
especially the BSB's "As Long As You Love Me",
"Quit Playin' Games", and, more recently, "I Want It
That Way" (which I was actually able to sing "Quit
Playin' Games" over, and they fit perfectly. You could
play one song after the other and nobody would be able
to tell the difference). Also, there is an uncanny
similarity between 'NSync's "I Want You Back" and
Backstreet Boys' "Everybody".
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6. They can take the best song (like
Boston's "More Than A Feeling") and make it suck.
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7. The BSB lyric, "As long as ther'll be music,
we'll be coming back" just might spell the end of
music.
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8. Their fans are really easy to piss
off.
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