Song Parodies
WELCOME TO SUBWAY
(Sung to "I Want It That Way")
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(V1)We suck... we're losers,
picked by... a boozer
and soon... we'll all say
"Welcome to Subway!"
Our fans... are not very smart
We've stolen their hearts
but they say
"Backstreets are not gay!"
(chorus) Tell me why this song sounds like
our other ones, tell me why recycling older songs is
fun, that is why soon we are gonna have to say,
"Welcome to Subway"!
(V2)Am I... a defect?
A Bar-ney reject
Yes, I know... we'll lose our fame
and we'll work at Subway
(Chorus)
(bridge)This song sounds like "Quit Playin'
Games With My Heart", and "As Long As You Love Me",
too, yeah, our writers are clueless, but we're dumber
than them, what else were we s'posed to do?
We sing... like whiners
We're six-ty niners
We suck, (we suck, we suck, we suck!)
I swear that we're not gay!
(repeat chorus, like three times)
END
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MAKING ME STERILE
(sung to "Drive Myself Crazy")
(V1)Lying in my bed
I just can't take it
Someone make it go away
Now it's gone too far
don't understand it
How long's 15 minutes of fame?
It's in my head,
I can't escape,
the songs they sing
are worse than rape!
(Chorus) I think 'NSync
is making me sterile,
making me sterile, on MTV-
Just hearing Chris,
is making me sterile,
making me sterile, listening to 'NSync sing off key
(listening to 'NSync sing off key)
(V2)They're on MTV,
most every minute,
number 1 on Total Request-
Rather have TB
than listen to it
girls who vote for them have no breasts!
and when they moan,
it causes pain,
the boppers are
the ones to blame!
(chorus)
(bridge)Why do they do it (when only boppers listen)
Why not just screw it (won't have a pot to piss in)
But they will soon shut up
when their 15 minutes are up
doo doo doo doo, la la la la (etc, chorus 2x, end)
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