- Ken Shamrock came down to face Test, a match ordered by McMahon. Jeff Jarrett came down followed by Paterson and Brisco. Paterson got the mic and said this will be a triple threat match for the Intercontinental Title, Jeff Jarrett, Shamrock, and Test. During the match, Steve Blackman came down and striked Ken Shamrock with a kendo stick! Jarrett nailed Test into the ring posts, and jumped in the ring covering Shamrock to retain the title!

- The Rock came out to a great crowd responce to face Edge. The Rock got the mic first and said he'll go to the "the undertaker's learning tree and pick a stick and shove it up his candy@$$! Edge came through the crowd and entered the ring and the match began. After the Rock got the win, the Undertaker ran down and attacked his King of the Ring oppenent tombstoning the Rock to the canvas.

- In a special "gorila slam match", Mark Henry fought Viceria. At one point, Viceria won the match after he got him up off the ropes. Viceria continued to hurt Henry until D'Lo Brown came down and helped Henry slam Viceria off the ropes! Minion came down and hit D'Lo and Henry with Shane's old European Title belt!

- Back from the break, JR announced that the Beaver Clevage/Meat contest will not take place because Beaver doesn't want to fight him.

- Stone Cold Steve Austin faced the Big Bossman with Shawn Micheals as the special referee. If Austin wins, his no corporate ministry members at ringside stipulation will be, but if Bossman wins, Vince's no holds barrded stipulation will be. Minutes into the match, Vince and Shane brought out the corporate ladder. Austin chased them away and used the ladder on the Bossman. Later, Vince and Shane came back with the ladder and later Austin pushed Vince off the ladder making him land on the announce table! In the end, Austin used the Bossman's knight stick on his openennt and stunned him for the win! Vince and Shane were angry and left upset!

- Backstage during the break, the Corporate Ministry all attacked the Bossman for loosing the match. Val Venis came out to face Prince Albert. As Droz and Albert came out, Venis handcuffed both to the ring! Val opened their pearsing tools and put Val's name on Albert's @$$!

- In a six man tag match, Kane, X-Pac, and the Road Dog took on Badd Ass Billy Gunn, and the Acolytes. Before the match, X-Pac challenged them to put the tag titles up and Gunn got the mic and said that they accepted, but the Acolytes were'nt happy. In the end, Gunn hit X-Pac with his finisher and got the win. Gunn left with one of the tag titles while the Acolytes wondered why.

- On GTV backstage, Al Snow was seen "picking his nose" (lol)

- The Big Show Paul Wight came out to face Hardcore Holly. Holly came out and said he doesn't like the Big Show, and wants to make their match a hardcore match. Holly came down and the match started backstage! The match spilled outside. Wight through Holly into the wall, and shoved a small car over the edge which seemily hit Holly from under giving him the win!

- Vince and Shane McMahon took on Paterson and Brisco in the next match. During the match, Ken Shamrock ran down and Vince ran. Shamrock got a hold of Shane and attacked him. Shamrock chased Vince back. Paterson and Brisco tried to cover Shane until the Mean Street Posse, with another big man, came to the ring and destroyed Paterson & Brisco!

- In a match for the World Wrestling Federation Championship, the Undertaker defended against Triple H. During the match, the Undertaker's knee went out which gave HHH an advantage. At another point, Chyna tried to hit the Undertaker, but he blocked it. The Rock came down and delivered the Rock Bottom to the Undertaker. The Rock then called down a huge Rock symbol and tried to put him on it until the Corporate Ministry came down to attack. The Bossman came down and helped the Rock. The Corporate Ministry left and Paul Bearer was the one who had to be put on the symbol!! The Rock got the mic and said he'll win the title this Sunday as the show went off! WCW MONDAY NIGHT NITRO

Show opens with recap of Master P, Piper & Flair, 8 man tag, Sid/Savage/Hummer, Nash/Sting vs Sid/Savage from last week.

Hummer shown pulling into building, Team Savage disembarks (still no driver) Right behind it comes Nash's limo. Big Sexy tries to see who's driving but the Hummer speeds off. (I'm going to bet it's Douglas, joining team Savage as a way to get revenge on Nash from their WWF days when Douglas claimed that the Kliq held him down.) Since WCW is bringing in all these people with real life heat, I'd like to see a mini-battle royal with Flair, Douglas, Sid, Nash, & Arn.

Master P and crew (Silkk tha Shocker, C-Murder) come out to sing something, and it ain't a lullaby. Either WCW got a load of Master P marks or the hometown crowd showed up for P...lots of No Limit signs in the crowd

Backstage Lenny Lane is trying to decide between purple or gold trunks for his match with Meng tonight when Lodi shows up and gives him a little pep talk and a back rub (I didn't honestly think they would do this "Gaylords" angle, but some of the stuff Lane said was pretty funny — "I've been known to go a long time, I know I have good stamina, I know I could outlast him" This might actually be funny to watch, we'll see)

Y'know, they could just film a clip of DJ Ran saying he is all up in our area and that he wants to know where the rowdiest section is, and they could save a lot of money by just playing the clip instead of paying this guy to show up every week.

First Match: Psychosis vs. Kidman
Prediction: Hmmm...skilled Luchador who is constantly jobbed out or Fan Favorite in a wife beater? I'll take Kidman.
(Sign in the crowd: Scott Hall Drank My Beer) Psychosis gets the early advantage, and works Kidman in the corner. Kidman gets the momentum, crowd is really into this match. Kidman goes off the top rope to the outside, throws him back in, gets a guillotine leg drop and a two count. Psychosis argues with the ref, then the crowd. I take that back, the crowd is really into being on TV. Psychosis comes off the top buckle, Kidman dropkicks him in midair, gets a short powerbomb and a 2 count. Tony and Bobby keep hyping the Hummer angle, with Tony saying maybe it's someone you haven't seen in WCW in a while (like Douglas...) Savage and Sid and Girls come out and Sid chokeslams Kidman, bell rings, then Savage holds Psychosis for Sid to kick. Crowd goes nuts with a Sid chant..Vicious powerbombs Psychosis, Sting runs out and Team Madness clears the ring. Team Madness leaves the area and Nash comes out to the ring, grabs the mike, and asks Sting why he didn't try to beat down Team Savage...Nash says he saw the tape last week where Sting got out of the Black Hummer to ambush Rick Steiner. Sting says he wasn't driving the Hummer. Nash says he isn't accusing him, but if it is Sting, then he has to deal with Nash, and Nash calls him "Franchise Boy"
Result: No Contest

Backstage, Piper and Flair are conferring about the main event for Bash at the Beach...Piper says Sting/Nash vs. Sid/Savage. Flair likes it, Piper says let's do it tonight! Highlights shown of the Piper/Flair match at GAB, and how both turned on Bagwell, Saturn and Benoit being beaten down by DDP and Kanyon, then Bagwell pinning Flair last week.

Second Match: Lenny Lane vs. Meng
Prediction: Lenny Lane, with help from Lodi
Well, I guess if you can't resign Jericho, push the guy that looks like him instead...Bobby and Tony hype up how scary Meng is, crowd starts what sounds like a "Faggot" chant directed towards Lane. Meng gets the advantage early, Lane starts a little offense, but just succeeds in getting beaten like a thief in a third world country. Lodi comes out with his signs "You can win Lenny" Meng lays on the Tongan Death Grip while Lane is on the top turnbuckle, slams him down with the grip still on, and gets the three count. Lodi comes in to help revive Lenny, funny bit where Lane stumbles around then falls out of the ring. The twosome leave, arms around each other.
Winner: Meng

Nitro Girls do their thing, and Tony explains the Hummer angle again, showing the tape of Sting coming out of it last week to get Steiner. Since Douglas is the only person supposed to debut tonight, it's looking more and more like it's him. Shane Douglas is the Higher Power...wait, wrong mysterious person...I mean Shane is driving the Humvee! (Don't email me, that was intended sarcasm)

After the commercials, Tony announces that tonight's main event is Sting vs. Sid Vicious (I bet it's a DQ, since Sid probably has a no-job clause in his contract...forget the Hummer Driver, WCW could make an angle about if Sid will ever do the job...) General P and the No Limit Army is in the ring, celebrating Silkk's birthday tonight. P pulls a fan out from ringside to sing Happy Birthday. Curt Hennig comes down to bring a "gift" to the birthday boy, and asks for a minute. P warns him about any deception that the sly Minnesotan might have. P tells Curt to open the box, and he gets out a custom made cowboy hat for Silkk. Silkk said it's what he always wanted, then stomps on the hat, while Curt accidentally gets beat up by a birthday cake...twice. That wasn't very nice...the party gets in full swing and all we get is another commercial break..on the other hand, the South Park and American Pie movie previews look pretty damn funny.

Third Match: Juventud Guerrera vs. Eddie Guerrero
Prediction: Eddie Guerrero
Eddie looks to be in pretty good shape for his first match after his car crash over new year's. Eddie and Juvy are discussing something in the ring, looks like Eddie likes the Spurs over the Knicks tonight, while Juvy is still mad about the cheap goal that won the Stanley Cup for Dallas. Juvy tries to hug Eddie but gets slapped for his efforts. Eddie dominates early on, lots of reversals and slaps on both sides. Eddie has a nice new red Juvy handprint on his chest. Eddie puts on the sleeper, but I bet Juvy breaks it during the commercial break..."Big Daddy" looks good too. Back from the break and Juvy is trapped in the dastardly abdominal stretch. Juvy reverses a powerbomb into a sunset flip, two count. Eddie goes to work on Juvy's legs, Eddie reverses a suplex into a roll-up, two count. Crowd gets the obligatory "Eddie Sucks" chant, Eddie disagrees. Eddie gets run into the safety rail. Juvy goes for the Juvy driver, but Eddie reverses it, picks him up and spins him around, then drops him on his back, gets the frogsplash and the pin.
Winner: Eddie Guerrero

Fourth Match: Prince Iaukea vs. Ernest Miller
Prediction: Miller by DQ when Norton comes out and throws his weight around
Ernie offers to let Iaukea leave before he sticks his dancing shoe in an uncomfortable place. Iaukea refuses, the Kitty says he wants to call his momma (He must be homesick), and proceeds to try and wrestle the Prince. Miller gets one of those lethal kicks off but only has a two count. Iaukea goes outside and is beaten down by the man's man, Sonny Onoo. Back in the ring is another kick to the chest by Miller, followed by a scoop slam and a chop to the throat. Iaukea gets an Inziguri kick and a Samoan drop, then a 2 count. While arguing with the ref, neither Iaukea nor the ref sees Ernie put on the red shoe and kicks Iaukea, and gets the pin.
Winner: Ernest "The Cat" Miller (I was half right...)

Tony announces that later on tonight, DDP and Bam Bam will defend the tag titles against Konnan and the keebler elf, little Rey Rey, also back in action is Booker T.

Fifth Match: Kanyon vs. Booker T
Prediction: Booker T
Kanyon says before he gets his feet down on Bourbon Street, and before he beats up Booker T, he wants to ask one thing, and he'll put it so even the ragin' Cajuns in the crowd can understand: Who Better than Kan-yonn? Crowd correctly answered "everybody" Back and forth match, mostly Kanyon getting planted onto the mat, crowd with the "Booker T" chant. Booker T hits a dropkick and an armbar. Kanyon with a few shoulder blocks in the corner, then an eye gouge. Booker T recovers and clotheslines Kanyon over the top, and we break for commercial..we come back, and Booker gets Kanyon into the corner and hits the ever deadly 10 punches to the head. Kanyon tries to get a powerbomb, Booker T slips out and both fall down (in the back, I bet Shane is yelling "You f'd up!") Kanyon recovers and gets a swinging neckbreaker, then locks Booker's feet in his arms and bends them up, Booker reverses and gets a two count, the action spreads to the outside where Kanyon throws Booker into the rail, tries again and it gets reversed. Booker tries to get a sunset flip, but Kanyon reverses for a 2 count, Kanyon surfboards him, but Booker fights it off. Suplex by Kanyon, who jumps over the rope and hits an elbow on Booker. Punches are traded, then a snap mare on Booker. Booker gets some momentum, but gets hit with a Russian leg sweep. Finally, Booker gets the Harlem sidekick, then a spin kick, then a pancake, then DDP and Bam Bam comes out...Booker takes ‘em both out, but gets nailed with the tag belt. Kanyon Flatlines Booker, DDP diamond cuts the ref, then diamond cuts Booker onto the belt. All this is apparently illegal, as Kanyon gets DQ'd
Winner: Booker T by disqualification

Gene Okerlund Segment: Flair and Piper w/Double A and Asya (is she Big A?)
Most amazing thing...someone in the crowd is actually wearing a Konnan shirt! Mean Gene asks Piper what's going on tonight, Piper runs down the Saints for a while, and says the first problem he is going to take care of are the Y2K Kids, starting with Buffy and his lame Austin Powers imitations (I assume he means Buff's dance) Piper calls him a liar, saying he never beat Flair. Flair gets on the mic and tells Bagwell he is everything that Flair hates. He says that Buff's girlfriend wanted to find out about Space Mountain. Buff comes out and gets beat on by Piper and Flair. Flair declares this is a handicap match, Flair and Piper vs. Buff

Sixth Match: Buff Bagwell vs. Ric Flair and Roddy Piper
Prediction: Bagwell
After getting beaten on for a while, Buff clears house. Buff goes outside and is attacked by AA, Buff knocks him down, sunset flip on Flair, 2 count. "Ric Flair Sucks" chant, Buff gets a toehold on, broken up by Piper. Buff goes to town on Piper with 2 atomic drops and some punches, takes Piper down. Bagwell locked into the sleeper by Piper...after dropping his arm twice, Bagwell amazingly recovers and nails Piper. Flair comes in, goes to the top buckle, gets slammed by Bagwell and a couple lariats. Buff misses a dropkick, trades punches with Flair, then an elbow to the face. Flair low blows Buff and tags in Piper. Malenko runs out but is restrained by the ref and stands at ringside. Bagwell in trouble in the corner, but gets a second wind and clotheslines Flair again. Buff back into the corner and hits Flair and Piper, tags in Malenko. Malenko clears out Flair, Piper and Arn. Malenko goes for the cloverleaf, Piper runs in. Malenko knocks Piper out, Arn runs in, Malenko puts the cloverleaf on Arn, Piper nails Bagwell with a foreign object and lays Flair across him...1-2-3, Chalk one up for the old guys.
Winners: Piper and Flair

Seventh Match: DDP & Kanyon w/Bam Bam vs Konnan and Rey Mysterio, Jr. w/No Limit
WCW World Tag Team Title Match
Prediction: K-dawg and little Rey
Rey intro's the No Limit Soldiers at ringside (damn Brad Armstrong is BIG) Rey gets tossed around by DDP, hits an inverted backbreaker. Rey and Konnan use good teamwork and take DDP down, Konnan clotheslines Kanyon and DDP, DDP hits a jawbreaker on Konnan, brings in Kanyon, Konnan drops him tags in Rey. Rey takes Bigelow down, DDP knocks Rey's head into the steps. Rey gets thrown in from the floor, over the top rope by Bam Bam. As they cut to commercial, Rey is suplexed over the top rope by Kanyon. Back from Commercial, Rey is being abused by DDP and Bam Bam. Rey gets DDP down, both men tag in their partners, Konnan knocks Kanyon silly while Rey Ruff Rides DDP. DDP/Kanyon/Bam Bam are trading off often, two in the ring and one on the floor. Rey gets tagged in, knocks Kanyon down, knocks DDP off the ring, goes through the ropes to get Bam Bam, then Curt Hennig, Barry and Kendall Windham, Bobby Duncum come out, Chase, BA, Brad Armstrong (The Soldiers) & Master P come in, Saturn comes out, Benoit comes out, and finally No Limit clears the ring and runs the cowpokes off
Winners: Konnan & Rey Rey by DQ

Main Event:
Sting vs. Sid Vicious
Prediction: Sid, with Shane Douglas having something to do with it (if we see Shane tonight)
Mikey Buffer, looking ever so grand in his white tuxedo, announces the match. First out is Sid, with no theme music...Both men talk some trash, Sid finally locks up in his first match back in WCW, tossed into the corner...out comes Savage & women. Savage talks strategy with Sid. Savage grabs Sting's legs, Sid kicks Sting and beats him against the ropes. Sid lays his big black boot into Sting's face. Sid is demolishing Sting with several kicks, Sting fights back but gets clotheslined. Sting ducks a kick, splashes Sid on top of the ropes, Savage comes in, ref rings the bell. Sid sets up for the powerbomb, Luger comes out to make the save. Everyone grabs a chair and they're about to dance...Savage grabs a mic and says him and Sid won't quit until they have destroyed Luger and Sting. Sting grabs a mic and says "I got two words for ya..." and the crowd finishes the line. I got two words too...lame ending!