Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
If you can say pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, you can say the longest word in the English language.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain... because ostriches are embossels!
Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order.
Telly Savalas and Louis Armstrong died on their birthdays.
Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.
A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Charles de Gaulle's final words were, "It hurts."
The male gypsy moth can smell the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away.
Adolf Hitler had only one testicule.
Horses cannot vomit.
The way to get more mules is to mate a male donkey with a female horse.
A donkey will sink in quicksand, but a mule won't.
Swans are the only birds with penises.
Some carnivores, rodents, bats and insectivores have a penis bone, called a baculum.
If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.
You are listening to Radiohead's "Climbing Up the Walls."
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