THE DARKER SIDE OF DISNEY

Disney is known for there wholesome films and cute-as-a-button cartoons. Well there are some movies that Disney Created that aren't so well known. Your children are sure to love these movies.


DEMONS IN THE OUTFIELD - In this heart warming tale, Timmy and his friend bob (the only black kid ever in a disney film) are sad because there favorite team, the Pittsburg Pentagrams, suck ass. So Timmy and Bob hold a satanic ritual and summon three demons. These three demons (Pain, Misery, and Rape) help the Pantagrams by ripping out the hearts of the opposing teams' shortstops, crucifying there adversaries pitchers, and eating the brains of there cleanup hitters. It's a wonderful story filled with truimph, laughs, and sacrifices (of the satanic kind).


LADY IS THE TRAMP - In this sequal to Lady and the Tramp Lady finds out how fun it is to be a slut. She fucks that dog she was inlove with in the first movie who's name we never found out, Scotty, the bloodhound, and even the Chihuahua she met at the pound. Rated XXX.


THE LITTLE MURDERER - Ariel, the little Mermaid, gets pissed off at her father for turning her back into a mermaid. So she goes on a muderous rampaige. With Sabastion the crab at her side, she kills and eats flounder, chops her father's dick off, and just goes plain crazy. Your kids can sing-a-long to great tunes such as "Under the Grave", "Parts of There Body", and "Dissenbowl the Girl".


DUMBSHIT - Dumbo thinks he can fly by using a feather he got from a crow so he goes to the top of the Sears Tower and jumps off. SPLAT!!! The end. Approx. time 5 minutes.


SPOT GOES TO A POT PARTY - Spot, the addorable little pup, is invited to a party. He is so excited. When he gets there he finds out it's a pot party. Watch as spot gets stoned, gets the munchies, and talks about how weed should be the world currency.