Britney - Take Her or Leave Her

If you like Briteny, don't get all pissy after reading this. I go through Britney-loving and Britney-hating spurts, niether of which have anything to do with her standing with Justin. My thought process is usually like this: "She's OK, I guess, I don't hate her with the fire of 1,000 suns like I did when "...Baby 1 More Time" came out, but still. I don't know. I just don't see why so many people like her so much! Then again, I like *N Sync, so maybe I have no place to talk. But, wait, in thiis interview she's acting stupid, just like me. Aw, she's so cute! Maybe I do like her...I can't. But I do! Dammit, I AM a teeny!" [Note: The colors on this page differ from the rest of the site in honor of Britney's fav...Pink. GAG ME!]

In truth, Britney's a beautiful young woman, so people who are going around calling her a "bitch" or a "skanky whore" are bitter because she's got Justin & they don't.

Britney really doesn't have natural rhythm. When she's not doing the full out dancing, and she's just standing there, her movements are jerky. I might understand if she was jerking to the beat, but it's just random spaztic movements to the music in her head or something.

Guess what...I (Sarah) actually kinda like her music. It's teenybopper, so I'm totally for it. I'm sick of "...Baby 1 More Time" but other than that, it's okay music.

The Justin/Britney thing......I could give a shit if they were dating. If they're both happy, the fans shouldn't get in the way, but be happy for both of them. Besides, being happy for them or hating Britney's guts doesn't matter. Do you think they could give a rats ass about what you think? No.

The implants issue. I know it's old hat by now, but still. We all know now she didn't get them, but I think if she did get them, she should just say, "Yeah, I did, so what does it matter to you? I happen to like who I am, & if the implants make me feel better about myself, why should it be your business? I really don't give a damn about what you think." That would be some straight up gilr power if she gave an interviewer shit like that......

Her fake Southern accent. I'm sorry, but she's not the goodie down home Southern girl she claims to be. And sometimes she has an accent and some times she doesn't. If she really had one, wouldn't she talk about it all the time?

Just the fact she's got a record deal and I don't have One. What's up with that?

I think she's just way too huge, as far as in the media, not in physical appearance. She's too hyped & I can listen to 1 radio station, & with in a span of 2 & 1/2 hours, hear 3 Britney songs. [Which has actually happened once.]

Her fashion sense is what sometimes makes me wanna cringe....Check out the 3rd & 4th pics.....Even if you like her, you have to admit that right there, she looks like a $2 hooker.

Simply the fact she's practically best friends with *N Sync, & I've yet to even see them live or in person pisses me off. [I'm NOT jealous of her & Justin. Like I stated before, if he & Justin were dating, I'd be happy for them...It's the whole group.]

18 years is a little old be wearing pigtails.

Over all, I'm starting to warm to her...This doesn't mean I'll be "Britney fan #1" anytime soon, but I'm just saying that just because she might have a thing with Justin, or for whatever reason that she's got more than you do, doesn't mean you have to hate her.

The fact that her & her boyfriend feel they need to match. That's not normal.

Some people strongly hate her & others love her to death. I could do without her but don't really care, but I'm leaning more towards the Brintey lovin' crowd. ~Sarah

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