To the tune of "(You Drive Me) Crazy" by Britney Spears
Baby, I'm so into food...
You've got that chocolate, what can I do?
Baby, gotta lose some pounds
My feet are movin' but I can't see the ground
Everytime I look at cheese
My heart is jumpin', it's easy to see
Eating food means so much more-
More than anything I've ever done before!
I'm so hungry, I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I just gotta eat
Wo-oh, Chunky!
But I feel alright
I wear quintuple larges and they're still too tight
Stuff some more food into me-
Gimme burgers, fries, and some tea!
Tell me I'm too into food-
Well, I don't care, 'cause that's just rude!
Eating food means so much more
More than anything I've ever done before!
I'm so hungry, I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I just gotta eat
Wo-oh, Chunky!
And I'm sure not light...
Baby, I'm so chunky, I could eat all night!
Chunky, I just can't sleep
I'm so hungry, I'm in too deep
Chunky, please just one more bite!
Munch all day and snack all night...
Food drives me crazy-
I'm so excited, I just gotta eat!
Baby thinking of food keeps me up all night...
(repeat)