Don't Take Justin! He's An Innocent!

Over New Years Eve, I went to Alicia's house. Two of our friends, whom we will call Nikki and Veronica (I swear to God these aren't their names), were also there. Nikki is VERY teenybopper, especially concerning *N Sync. Veronica hates anything and everything teenybopper, and wants *N Sync to die. She hates teenybopper artists so much, she even killed Jordan Knight! (Long story...Another time, another place.)

Nikki had gotten a Justin doll...I mean marionette for Christmas. She just HAD to bring that THING into Alicia's home.

Veronica left the living room while we were watching "Model Behavior" on the Disney Channel, yelling at us for being suchs teenyboppers.

To make a long story short, after the movie, Veronica came back out, we watched "Dumb & Dumber."

These events may seem random, but Nikki would beg to differ. After "D&D" we went back into Alicia's room to act like the retards we are. We walk in the room & see the stand the marionette hangs on, but there was no Justin! In it's place, we found a note that read:

To the previous owner of the creepy doll named Justin:

I have only one thing to say:

If you want it back you're gonna have to pay. Send one billion dollars to the new owner or you'll never see your precious doll again. Here's how the transaction will take place:

On 01/01/01, a car will arrive @ **** ****** Road. You will be waiting at the door (unsuspiciouslym of course) with the money in dollar bills unmarked and in a plastic grocery bag labeled "Target." At 0700 hours on this day, the window will roll down and you will walk towards it, noncholantly hand the money to the person in the passenger's seat, and walk away. You will then go back in the house and wait Whenever I feel like it, I will mail the doll to the address and we will never speak again.

This is how it'll all go down. If you have any problem with this, you can forget about the doll and I will simply steal something else from you and we will begin again....

I thought Nikki was going to cry. I was glad because having "Justin" sitting there watching us was really creeping me out.

Nikki found "Justin" underneath some clothes in Alicia's closet and Veronica's fun was ruined.

There's really no point in reading any further because the most interesting part of the whole page was the letter that was written by Veronica.

~Sarah

PS The letter is real and so is the situation. Any resemblence to any person, living or dead, is absolutely, totally on purpose.

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