You Might Be An *N Sync Fan When...

This picture makes it no mystery why anyone is a fan...One word..Hotties.

1. You spend all your free time and time when you should be doing other things (ie, homework, eating, sleeping) on the internet looking at all the new 'N Sync web pages.

2. All of your email pen pals have user names like nsynciscool, justin_luvr, jcismyman.

3. You listen to their Christmas cd even though it's the middle of summer.

4. You can relate every small or major issue in your life to them.

5. Your screen saver and background are pics of them.

6. Your friends call you Alicia Bass and Weslie Timberlake. :)

7. Instead of subscribing to normal magazines like People, you subscribe to Bop, BB, and Teen Beat. (I'm a median. I get Teen People and still buy my Bop!)

8. Everytime somebody says, "They were just out of sync", you laugh and say, "No, they weren't 'N Sync!!"

9. You have everything they've said on tv and their video memorized so when someone says something close or not even remotely close but just reminds you of what they said, you die laughing.

10. Your mom even watches MTV looking for 'N Sync, with her finger on the record button.

11. You check ticketmaster's page at least 3 times a week checking to see if they're coming to your city.

12. You walk around every cool place in your city the day they come in concert, hoping you'll bump into them and they'll fall madly in love with you. (Even if they're WAAAAY older than you.)

13. You watch their videos so much that you start having very realistic and vivid dreams about them.

14. You know more about them than you know about your very own brother/sister.

15. Your family knows every line to their songs and they know who sings what part.

16. You have 4 cds: 1 for your room, 1 for your computer, 1 for your car, and an extra in case one gets scratched. (That is just sad!)

17. You know the dance moves so well you could go on tour.

18. You know what the next song is before it comes on.

19. You plan a trip to Disney World just so you can stand in the same spot Justin did, as if it's totally sacred. (Ya know in Holidays in Concert when they're sitting on the fountain in "Germany" in Epcot? I SAT WHERE JUSTIN SAT!!!!)

20. You and your friends dress like them for Halloween.

21. You have their hotline on speed-dial, just so you can hear Lance's totally sexy voice. (They have a hotline? If any of you know the number to this, please e-mail it to us!)

22. You can no longer see your wallpaper because your walls are totally plastered with 'N Sync posters.

23. You want to name your first born son Joseph Anthony.

24. Your favorite word is now crunk but nobody else thinks it's cool.

25. The only clothes in your closet are FUBU clothes and overalls and you've bought every Superman thing you can get your hands on.

26. Whenever you see Danielle Fishel on tv, you yell, "DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!" (This as so written for Alicia.)

27. Your favorite candy is Mentos (fruity) and you and your friends have "sugar parties" all the time.

28. You absolutely hate the show "Boy Meets World" which used to be your all time favorite show. (well, besides That 70's Show!!)

29. You watched Matinee, the stupidest movie ever, from start to finish to see Joey. (We NEVER found him!!)

30. You start listening to Busta Rhymes (YIKES!!) because he's Chris's idol.

31. You start taking piano lessons just so you can do a duet with JC someday.

32. You name your new dog Toby in memory of Lance's favorite horse who sadly passed away.

33. One word, "BUS!!!"

34. When you buy a WWJD bracelet just like JC's and wear it on the same wrist.

35. When you get your 3 year old cousin liking 'N Sync to the point where she even says "we love 'N Sync", sings "Tearin' Up My Heart", and wants to listen to their cd all the time!!

36. "I Need Love" doesn't bother you at all.

37. You e-mail the FreeLance Entertainment, Fuman Skeeto, & *N Sync websites with your diary as the message.

38. You stand in line outside of K-Mart at 6am,risking nearly eaten alive by savage 10 year olds, just to be one of the first on your block to own "No Strings Attached."

39. You SWEAR that if you hadn't bought a copy of NSA, it wouldn't have broken the record. (Ha!)

All of these describe me! Take me HOME!



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