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Top 10 Reasons a Girl Could Never Be In *N Sync
10. Lance would keep asking to borrow her make-up.
9.Justin would keep trying to get his mack on with her.
8.JC would find her suitcase an excellent plce to hide his stash.
7. Chris would keep trying to impress her w/his "hilarious" jokes.
6. There are only 6 bunks on the bus...Not enought for *N Sync, Steve & this girl.
5. Joey would offer to share his bunk w/ her.
4.Could u image a girl doing the chair dance in "For the Girl..."?
3. She'd go crazy like the *N Sync bus driver.
2."It's their ass, her purfume, that make temptation so hard to refuse..." (U have to know the song "No Sex" by Limp Bizkit to understand that 1!)
1. *N Sync is a BOY band!
 
Top 10 Reasons 7th Heaven Bugs Me
10. The girl who plays Lucy is really 18 or 19...She looks about 12.
9. How many people do u know that make out in public like that? That's just....Ew.
8. "Friends don't let friends drive drunk." RETARD! Friends don't let  friends drive CRUNK, 'cuz no one wants to be crunk.
7.Was Lance supposed to be the older or younger brother?
6. If Lucy knew she was going with "Just a Friend" why did she dress like that?
5. Notice how it's always the minister's kids that are doing bad things?.....Have they learned nothing from their dad?
4.The whole show is a bit too "Full House" for me.
3. How many of your friends do YOU make out with?
2. Who talks about a kiss before they actually do it?That's just abnormal.
1. Lucy got to go on a "date" w/ Lance...

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