Suddenly, something caught Joe's eye, and you KNOW how painful THAT can be...
IF WE MUST DO THIS...
...I guess it's been long enough, so I might as well put in SOME kind of an update. I figured if I waited just long enough, everyone will think I'm dead, and my sorry broke ass won't have to buy any holiday shit this year. Well, other than my kid and my two neices, I faired out ok. None of my friends got anything from me, so they can all bitch equally (or rejoice in the knowledge that I haven't savagely killed them yet). Ok, so here we go with the "What's Gnu" in Yakking Bull...
...Issue-16 is a bitch! A mutha fuqueing, assinine BITCH! I got like 6 pages left to do, and ziltch in the idea department. So, Issue-16 is taking longer than I had thought (might help if I opened the damned book once in a while and actually worked on it).
...ROADKILL JOE. How's that for a name of a monster truck?! Wouldn't it be sweet to tune into TNN's Monster Jam, and see ROADKILL JOE taking on Grave Digger in freestyle? Too bad it ain't gonna happen.
...MegaIssue-20 finally has a title...EndGame. You heard it hear first! I guess this doesn't help with any hype, considering I just bitched about 16 taking too long.
...NEW RANT!!! NEW RANT!!! I'm ranting on about something, go check it out!
...Chris, yer a dick! And, you can tell him I said that (yes, him!).
...For those of you still with us, hi Mandy and Chelsea!!