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FAN FOR A DAY
As much as I currently despise NStink, I actually had a certain fondness and respect for them about a year ago. On this portion of the page, my responsibility is to set aside my differences with the five and (*gag*...) become an NStink fan for one entire day, in August 2002. Please give generously to the "Send Steffi To A Mental Institute After Trying To Be An NStink Fan For A Day” fund. Your donations will be greatly appreciated and I will give your salutations to NStink when I am in the mental institute.
Affidavit
I, Steffi, promise to do the following in order to become a NStink fan for an entire day:
- Stop calling NSync by names other than NSync. This includes NStink, Wannabe Losers and my personal favorite, The Fagsome Five.
- Actually listen to their cat screeching without turning of the radio. Even if this means losing my hearing.
- Look at their faces without crying. Even if this means turning to stone.
- Say that “Justin is SOOOOOSSOOOOO HHHOTTTT!” at least 10 times during the day.
- Say that “JC Chasez is the most bestest singer in the whole wide world!” at least 10 times during the day.
- Say that “Lance is NOT a pot-bellied Albino!” at least 10 times a day.
- Say that “Joey is the Phat-One!” at least 10 times a day ( I don’t think I’ll have any trouble with this one...).
- Say that “Chris is SSSOOO um…SSSOO…” When I think of something nice and sarcastic to say about Chris, I’ll say it ten times.
- Flip to the NStink section when I read a teeny magazine in a store.
- Sing only NStink songs all day.
- Chat with NStink fans online. The horror of it all.
I better stop before I really do end up in the mental institute with them. I shall seal the deal with my renowned signature,
Steffi: NSync’s bestest fan in da whole wide world. Stay NSync hehehe…
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