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BITCHY ROLES

The following is an article from my infamous J-14 magazine, June 1999. All of my comments are in italics.

Watch out, Britney Spears is coming to your TV screens Oh goody! The telly too! That’s just FABULOUS. Cuz I just can’t get enough of the dolls, and the tank tops, and the lipstick, and the perfume…! The teen pop diva has announced plans to star in three episodes of Dawson’s Creek next fall, as well as develop her own television show According to Joshua Jackson, a star of Dawson’s “Sorry to break her bubble, but there are only a few shows left in the season and she isn’t starring in them.” And I haven’t seen her in Dawson’s lately. No offense, but in order to act in one of the most popular series on the telly, you gotta have SOME form of acting credentials. Sorry Brit, kiddy porn DOESN’T count. . While they haven’t worked out the details yet, Britney will get to choose the type of character she wants to be in both shows Gee I wonder what she wants to be: a skanky prostitute with a boob job or Tinky Winky the purple teletubby.. “I won’t play somebody mean and I won’t be myself In case she didn’t notice, that means the same thing.,” she promises fans. This isn’t the first time our fave singer has been on TV-if you remember, Britney started out on The New Mickey Mouse Club Moronic Morons Club with Felicity’s Keri Russell How can you even mention Keri Russell and Bitchney in the same sentence? and ‘N Sync’s Justin Timberlake Justin and Britney in the same sentence!! But music fans shouldn’t worry Dang onto Plan B!. Britney promises they’ll work out her TV schedule in-between her recording and touring, just like Brandy does with Moesha Stop copying dangit!!

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