Steffi

WHY BE ANTI-BITCHNEY?

As if this minute html page would be enough to post my reasons for hating Bitchney Queers! Let me start with the most important thing of all: she has no talent. But Steffi, is singing with a microphone jammed in your throat not considered talent?! Evidently not for people with ears! She thinks she sounds so unique with those deadly grunts that she tries to pass off as music. In a way, she is unique. Everyone can recognize those ever so subtle whiny ass mating calls she gives to her cousin in her songs.

Dancing was obviously not stressed in Mickey Mouse School. She looks like a robot in desperate need of fixing (by Justin Timberass...). She cannot dance and sing at the same time, so she lip synchs all of her songs. She does this repetitive dance move where it looks like ants just crawled up her ass (be careful, those aren't ants, they're Chris's dreds...). She stole the BSB's chair routine and fu*ked it up royally. Copying, just like NStink... (tsk, tsk, we know who her role models are in life...)

Furthermore, her bitchy personality should be enough to make anyone cringe. She appears to care about her fans. "Yeah like yeah like I like love my fans like so much gosh." Then she turns around and asks "Where the hell is Australia anyways?" I have seen too many fan pages turn into anti-Bitchney pages as a result of the webmasters' encounters with her.

Last but not least, shall we discuss her child porno and bust thrust? Posing the way she did for Rolling Stone was just heinous. How many little girls look up to her? And how many little girls thought it was decent to pose like that after seeing their idol do it? You are not 27, you are 17. And if you want to pose like that, there is a magazine called Playboy that would be happy to have you. And about her bust thrust... she just belongs in that mental institute where NStink lives in "I Drive Myself Crazy." At age 17, a female's chest is not even fully developed yet. And there she goes, getting breast implants, right after Pam Anderson got her's taken out. I just gained a whole new respect for Pam after she did that (back to Bitchney...). You do not always have to listen to what Justin tells you. (sure Bitchney...went in for knee surgery and came out with bigger breasts...or my personal fave, left a shiny nickel under the pillow and the breast fairy came...)

Everything she learned, she learned from NStink. There is reason enough to hate her.

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